alysapops edition
*farts*
>>224146378she's so lovely
proper edish this
>>224146359It is basic portrait photography
sex with uma musumes
supper is served
>>224145823yeah that would be retarded
Rate my wife's physique
chuck 'lysa down the bloody stairs for rooting around in my bins
ruby granger barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen raising our family is that really too much to ask of this dogshit existenceis that honestly beyond the pale
Is this a sexy fox? Ignoring the ears because obvious foxes are sexier by default
I usually don't care about things I dislike but I have a visceral hatred for redditors. I want them to die. Their fart sniffing self righteousness and snobby attitudes. A whole online community of absolute cunts. They're all appeal to authority types, snivelling lefty cunts.
>>224146457rorke's looksmatch
>>224146449ruby 47 years old at the supper table with you and the kids and asking you if she should go back to uni for her 7th degree
*ahem* is this a sexy fox? Censored this literal succubis ears
The Small World of Sammy Lee is a great British film.
>angry little runt that hates 99% of women that aren't a girl next doorI don't know how that even makes sense. I believe it.
>>224146464all yer compatriots are like that though
>>224146457That's the elbow thingTranny elbows don't do that so you can always tell a tranny by the elbow
>>224146457greta? is that you?
blakeney elbow deep in ruby
https://x.com/Clavicular0/status/2091607561355039010mad how many women are obsessed with this incelmaybe blackpill is right
what if ruby did a twitch stream like aisha did back in the day
just in case anyone is interested in skate sessions for queers and marginalised genders x
>>224146565if they're queer why are they skating and not just at home sucking each others willies and such
boner of a lonely fart
>>224146565freak day at the skatepark is it
I am a Francophile, I love their attitude to life. They are a bit arrogant at the best of times and at the worst of times just straight up rude. But they don’t take shit. They are catholic, And despite how “cucked” their country is, Frenchman are extremely aware of what’s happening to them. And they know who the perpetrators are.
>>224146537id put my toilet brush up my arse and rape myself with it.........
>>224146537Would get thousands of tattle life haters as guaranteed viewers
They should make censorship like this but ai won't do it without it being nsfw And I don't mean the ears I just had to censor them so ignore them ok
>>224146599it's all french to me
>>224146505its just a stupid phase, blakeneny will find a man and settle down and the mother of my children will be adrift until she realises she needs a man
is skateboarding completed zogged nowremember when it was a degen fringe "sport" that the olympics didnt even want to have and it was defined by petty teenagers cursing out security guards
>>224146527Mogging and maxxing being attributed to that guy is mentalMaxxing was a bit more niche but mogging was very common back in the day
>>224146616please take your mental illness anywhere but /brit/
They should make censorship like this (over the body)Deleting it now so I don't ruin it
anyone got sara davidson's instagram? i was following up until she quit the charity shop. need to see what shes doing now. shes so talented
5 more days of toil and then it's a 3 day weekend ladsthen just a cheeky 83 days more toil before we get xmas and boxing day off
>>224146426Can you even get replacement hard drives for that anymore?
>>224146599>frenchman are extremely aware of what’s happening to them.about as aware as americans
>>224146426i said that but i still have mine. put stuff on it just the other day because my phone is crap
>>224146641ffs can't even get steaming on bank holiday weekend my life is abysmal
>>224146632those terms were used for years by the incel community (including on this website)but outside of that no one heard about themclav made that incel terminology a part of the normie discourse which is mental reallyjust because he's good looking if you think about ithe was the first incel who decided he was going mainstream and it got everyone hooked
what do the toil freaks even get out of toiling? absolute sad acts those lot
>>224146637>Daaad I have seen the mental illness image gens https://files.catbox.moe/mcwpkt.png
>>224146701Money and self worth. Dont you
>>224146701moneythe real trick to being a neet is making sure the time you get is worth more than the money they get
>>224146701money, friends, relationships
>>224146647Don't think they manufacture them anymore, no, but there's plenty of OEM spares around. Most people just use flash storage. Got a CF card in mine>>224146669Good lad, nothing quite like listening on an iPod. >>224146689I guess you could call it an incel community but mogging was very popular amongst the PKers on RuneScape. That's probably where I first heard it
me can’t fuck chad at the club no more me sad *strangles children to death*
My daughter(wife)
>>224146639there are content creators on certain findom websites where they sell only entirely censored content
I get fuck all, want to die
>>224146701honestly it's easier than trying to exaggerate some bullshit for pip and deal with the DWP because every government that comes in has to review it and get people back to work
>>224146701Dont you cringe with embarrassment when someone asks "and what do you do "
From what I've gathered NEETs just rot away in total isolation, they don't seem to produce anything of value despite having all the time in the world to dedicate to their hobbies.
>>224146701what do you get out of being a waster freak who posts on 4chan and doomscrolls all day and night
why was EU5 such a massive disappointment and flop
a month ago I pretended to have acquired a gf at toil (29 y/o kissless virge) and they unironically treat me quite a bit betterbeen invited out more, involved in things more, not seen as some creep in the corner as muchperhaps faking it till you make it is decent advice desu
starting to think ill have to hingetoildo you need many pictures for that as i dont have any (ugly despicable freakish gay raped incel)
>>224146731It really is a chad or nothing world
>>224146457can't tell if that's a fella or a flat chested tomboy
sitting in my rented incel room, would like an incel flat all to myself
>>224146701they get to sustain parasitic biomass (you)
>>224146760Lying works IF there's something you want, just lie about it
>>224146772PIP beckons
I'm NEET but I do a bit of freelance translation work on the side for a paltry sumFeels a bit like I have a job that way
>>224146762don't do itsave yourself the pain and suffering
>>224146760wont they catch on if they never see any evidence of her at all. this will backfire
>and where's the missus today then anon?>how come we never see her?>can you show us a pic?>anon... that's olympic figure skater alysa liu>you didn't make up this whole thing did you?
>>224146726>Most people just use flash storageDuhI'm so stupid haha
>>224146378>>224146405
>>224146787you arent a neet you tard you're self employed by definition
>>224146804
I'm a NEET but I do a lot of work on my willy so feels a bit like I have a job that way
>>224146801screaming
>>224146789might have to, pali know it'll give me mental health but youve got to
>>224146801Lel
>>224146810Enjoying my life as a self made businessman
>>224146801if i ever mentioned to anyone that i had a missus they would immediately doubt me and be asking for all proof and photos etc
fawn on a leash
>>224146847foy
>>224146844just use of those thispersondoesnotexist photos
rorke posting his smelly bedroom on r/malelivingspace and getting downvoted and ignored completely
>>224146844just never tell anyone and call them rude for asking
>>224146798who brings their significant other to work thougheven at social events
launching a fawn into the atmosphere with a trebuchet
ma waiiife
>>224146873didnt say that. it's sus if they never see her any where
>>224146869this clearly just happened to you then
>>224146844Say that she goes to a different school and they wont know her x
>who brings their significant other to social eventslike literally fucking everyone lmao
>>224146896hahah no
>>224146912I actually have mates and a successful career and this literally never happens
i swear this is his most bizarre obsession yet
poland <3
my does mouldie put on the french and swedish vpns for the 'lysa soyjakcould just as easily be posted from the british flag to the same effect
>>224146892you wouldn't bring your wife to a office christmas party thoughthat's madness toilberg's paying for everythingit's rude if anything
took my sister to prom but everyone knew her because she was in the year abovenow that I think about it, did everyone else have a prom? dunno why we did, bit American if you ask me
>>224146932mousey has fell down the findom rabbit hole
>I actually have mates and a successful career and this literally never happens
>>224146930maybe not to the pub after work with the ladsbut you would expect to see your mate's missus once every week or so
>>224146912just pretend she's one of those covid paranoid people. or you're in an S&M relationship where you lock her up at home. these are my go to assumptions about any couple i know who i see one of regularly
>>224146947>took my sister to prom
>>224146932Think the bestiality slightly beats it
>>224146947didn't go to my promdidn't go to my freshersdidn't go to my graduationI've got the incel hat trick
>>224146958fucking done him
>>224146933>some mid bitch>not the muscle pole throwing one
pay an escort to call your phone when you're away from your desk and ask for you
>>224146937toilers do more than work parties. if you're actually friendly you get invited to other things independent of work
>>224146911mate did this and it turns out it genuinely was true
+1 to my post count
>>224146997yeah perhaps if your office is 90% younglings in their 20spost-30 people have families and lives and commitments though
building underground railway network in rocky ridges :]
>>224146997He just started getting invited out so he can just pretend they broke up once he makes it
just show them the messages and photos from the findom content creatorjust not the ones that are a bit sus
my secondary school gf actually did go to a different school used to get the piss taken out of me something wicked for it
>>224146991
putting some metallica on the work party playlist
im a soldier in the dominos crime family
>younglings
+1 to my wank count
umfawnypops in?
how i get a job as a rate spacker?
>>224146772same but then I wonder if I'd survive all alone
i'm gay :-/
Be nice
metallica really should be considered soy / reddittoo many ipa drinking queer millenials love them for them to be not considered cringe now
there’s 8 billion people on earth you’re one of them
>>224147029i made you something
sex with tifa
Fixed dysymmetry
mad how schrodinger was a nonce
>>224147101changing your interests based on what other people like or dislike is cringe
I have a weird feeling that my family and extended family think I’m a peadofile but I’m not a peadofile and I’m not sure how to deal with it or handle it
i will never be straight
>black woman puts her purse on your carwyd?
>>224147101They were always cringe
>>224147117I refused to jump on the bandwagon when the entire internet decided to arbitrarily despise Nickelback in the early 2010s.Didn't get it then and don't get it now.Cunts love being part of something.Same with the bizarre bacon worship that was happening aroud the same time.
>>224147101Metallica have been cringe for 20 years.
>>224147117You can like things in spite of their poor reputation. But they deserve a poor reputation
>>224147115+1 to the nonce count
>>224147101they are popular with fit zoomer american women
Fixed
>>224147152because their gen x dads listened to them
>>224147101they became cringe when james fucked up his voice
>>224147130nothing i'd listen to what she had to saywhich is what nobody did
Mental how fit and breed able she is
>>224147137i actually posted in support of kony 2012
>>224147137Nickelback actually had some okay songs too. I could jam to Rockstar when it came on the radio for example
>>224147137you like creed lad?
>>224147178why did you ignore my post?this >>224147104 is what you deserve you little bastard
Most of your depression is caused by over-thinking.
Popping an ibuprofen and going to bed whenever it works
is the guy posting the censored anime pics the same guy that would post "katie twerking at the gherkin"?
>>224146483give me the link to this!
you've had a long hard day at toil and you get back and ruby starts whispering in your ear you feel her hot breath against your ear and she starts stroking your cock until completion
>>224147201Idk I earned a reward maybe... For some things... Or maybe you aren't a girl so you didn't know
Had a nightmare that it was November.
>>224147213whos ruby?
>>224147101>IPAI rate timothy taylors
>>224147137I remember that bacon worship. Also cupcakes. Everyone banging on about cupcakes
Up to "her" (doesn't exist) to decide
Might get Wrong Turn 3 on do some Mewtwo shiny resetsDoes that sound cool or nah?
rip
wheres craven?
>>224147247this is what she would have wantedyou know that
blog on you boring bar steward
>>224147213What's a Ruby?
>>224147254Yeah
>>224147257Israel outlasted himW
>>224147259Like his moviesBig Freddy enjoyer I am
>>224147260To jerk me off to that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAwVRZ6BMkUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAwVRZ6BMkUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAwVRZ6BMkU
>>224147276My grandad outlasted the soviet union. Pretty mad that
if a black woman touched my car I would beat the everloving shit out of her
>>224147285yes to this >>224147104
>>224147305racist ass nigga
who else seen the gary starr show where he's fully naked on stage and keeps spreading his arse for the front row lmao
>>224147325not really i would also do that to a white woman
>>224147312Are you a girl
nick bougas was a real quentin scobie type you know. an eccentric
little Ruby Allen was like an adorable mouse
>>224147332yes
>>224147254what game
>>224147238>>224147264granger you spastics
>>224147339Pornstar face. She's a pornstar isn't she
>>224147339>wasis she dead or just old and chopped
sleepy
>>224147344Good
nobody cares
hate going to bed wish i could stay up to look at my computer more
>>224147354is the hgss romhack good got nothing tae do
>>224147339i want her to rape me with a strap on
Ah yes we are the spastics
>>224147345LeafGreen on the Switch
>>224147369ktim
>>224147332yep and ive specially got a thing for disabled glaswegians
>>224147354All the /brit/ lads getting into bed roll over roll over
>>224147371yes its a gen 3 hgss demake with gen 7 movesets and gen 9 mechanics
look if you don't know who ruby is you need to lurk moar b4 posting here
>>224147397haha im actually in bed right now!
>>224147395Woah it's almost too perfect
>>224147354i never get sleepy until i drink because of years of alcohol abuse. if i try to sleep without it i get really scared and my brain thinks im dying when its trying to turn off so it wont let me sleep i jolt awake terrified. i think its an actual condition they havent discovered yet
mousey the dog raping freak
>>224147402what gen 9 mechanics?
all the toilslaves are getting ready for bedfucking cattle
>>224147353the teeth took over
I don't take dogs or even want to fuck the female ones
>>224147397um whats that pointy thing i felt against my back
does anybody remember... fat dog mendoza?never liked it as a kid, like angela anaconda
>>224147432older woman who has a preference for men aged 18-21
um daaad what is that pointy thing I felt on my back
>>224147454:/
>>224147445fucking hellish looking thing looks like a soyjak
>>224147445Fat dog...
whats this um daaaad thing I've been seeing today?new gimmick?
ChatGPT is saying that I need to work out on my butt for bunny suits to work. Thanks AI helping me find a girlfriend
>>224147445very, very vaguely
>>224147429just the usual decomp emerald expansion features dont think it has mega or teras or anything like that
>>224147466Problem?
>>224147445Yes, don't remember a thing about it so must've been shit
i liked lloyd in space, and fillmore, and ed edd and eddyremember that, that was a cartoonand couragedexters lab, with dee dee haha
genuinely looks like Sir Timothy James Byrne
aff tae bed
>Dad let silence suzuka go check out this fetish thing with it on both ears
nick land is the smartest living brit
>>224147493sup ghostie. is what i would have said. but im a changed man and cant be bothered
>>224147511Nooooo stay here with the 4 of us
>>224147521Changed how?
>>224147510get Davina McCall and long lost family on the phone
>>224147510looks like ozzy osbourne
quick poo then bed
just solved a captcha
got them totodiles on tap
sick of this noncense
Saw myself naked in the mirror, grim bod I have, arse is very hairy too and flat, maybe I should do butt crunches and whatnot to give me a proper bum
that boy ain't right
Goodnight Good luck with the shiny Pokémon hunt (mew)
>>224147501and what of recess? what of old pepper ann?
Pick your girlhttps://www.divaescort.com/all-girls
>>224147563ive got quite a plump arse actually forgies on the jeep arseheard women actually like a good arse (dont know why)
>>224147563Me too but I don't need to care because I don't do anal sex. Feels good to not worry about things
>>224147566tell you hwhut...
>>224147573Thanks ladnight x
>>224147574>and what of recess? tender>what of old pepper ann?marching in her own parade
DIE! DIE! DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnJQphMUIaE
Or goodnight to that girl ehe. No one else. I'm all out of goodnights sry
>>224147606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3tWWzL13HA
>>224147579>Ruby is fully bookedfuck sake
korvids enjoying their pumpkins
A goodnight scarcity. Bet you want my goodnight now anon
she’s like one in a millION!!
eating a chinese food
>>224147510imagine how much happier she'd be pregnant and barefoot in our kitchen
all the /pol/tards are on 3 days
>>224146483really not sure how these are plainmaybe i dont know what plain is
currently texting a peng black nerd woman who said i look like eddie redmayne (as a compliment)
honestly just get idris in at this point who tf are these niggas
right well that's a medichecks optimal blood test ordered isn't it?
>>224147706ever shag her up the
>>224147708callum turner is dua lipa's bloke
>>224147708He is too old
>>224147723Looks like a fucking gimp
>>224147718working on it lad
>>224147733he doeswould be an AWFUL choice
>>224147708is that callum dua lipa's boyfriend
The Chimpening
>>224147708Idris Elba honestly would’ve been a great bond but the gammons wouldn’t let it happen
>>224147733bet he'd make you look like a gimp standing next to you
>>224147785bit gay
>>224147785would spark that twat out
Age each actor became Bond:Connery - 32Lazenby - 30Moore - 45Dalton - 41Brosnan - 42Craig - 38
>>224147772thought he was wearing watermelon boxers, lol
>>224147785Projection
Feel of Autumn in the air, going to get the Barbour rewaxed and the tweed dry cleaned.
girls with boy namesyour thoughts?
literally all i can think about is drugs
longest ban I ever got was 14 days just for saying 'toby tantrum' when mousey had an epochal meltdown
>>224147837woke gone mad
>>224147805Moore and Brosnan had the same problem where people complained they were too old (they were) but the producers leaned towards the fact that they looked much younger, a few films in and they looked their age, later Moore films he looked REALLY old
>>224147845Once got hit with a perma for a JOKE I made on /brit/, it was a nonce joke so janny didn't take it well
>>224147850think that hitting 50 is when good aging genetics basically give up
>>224147866right so how are you posting now then
im posting from beyond the grave
>>224147883Have a method x
I got banned for impersonating once but i appealed and they got rid of my ban so i really respect the moderators of this website and wont speak bad of them
>>224147908ktim
might move to england
once got a permaban for having 97 previous bans at my old house like 10 years ago and I just appealed with 'sowwy :(' and they lifted the ban scrjust got really depressed realising that was a decade ago
>>224147941england is black only now sorry
>>224147941wag1 cody wot u sayin
>>224147935always an orange XD
>>224147954you can check out any time you likebut you can never leave
sir cody
>>224147840this but pussy
>>224146804mind.raped.
>>224148005
>>224147971reckon this is true?once someone posts here they never leaveonly long breaks
>>224147130id listen and learn
>>224148020i wish the rest of the internet was fun and cool. it just isn't.Even 4chan isn't good. It's just less shit.
