are paige edish
imagine the humble hedgehog
>>224150174
>>224150174humble the hedgehog be like gotta go fairly brisk
Page Turnernow I get it
>>224150155
>>224150226Paige Turner surely?
Dick Tingeler
Wankard Pooser
Sergay Wankov
>>224150203lol x
>>224150196the news bond movie has taken a wildly unexpected turn
what the hell this Jamiroquai just made the same song over and over again like 110 times
Aleksandr Sukmeeov
futuresmade ofvirtual insanity
>>224150155bit full of herself no
i'm gonna go listen to that american millenial music with acoustic guitars and pianos and the glockenspiel and a jewish guy with a beard singing Jeff Rosenstock yes that's right up the alley i'm looking for
>>224150337stomp clap HEY
Nigreski Abandonkidsov
>>224150337oh oh opheliayou've been on my mind girl since the startoh oh ophelia
this nigga got philia on his mind :skull:
Dmitri Wankmeeov
Phil McCracken
>>224150397[Intro]Ho! Hey!Ho! Hey!Ho![Verse 1]I've been tryin' to do it right (Hey!)I've been livin' a lonely life (Ho!)I've been sleepin' here instead (Hey!)I've been sleepin' in my bed (Ho!)Sleepin' in my bed (Hey! Ho! Ho!)[Verse 2]So show me family (Hey!)All the blood that I would bleed (Ho!)I don't know where I belong (Hey!)I don't know where I went wrong (Ho!)But I can write a song (Hey!)
John Gullbunny
Found Rorke.
Todd LeFondeler
Jeeta Drinkpissovka
Jorjëi Smegmatovic
Jak Mikokov
Willy Cumsalot
Scattori de Roara
This like genetic thing they're doing to revive dodo's is kinda scary when you think about it.What if in the future an evil AI takes over, and it revives every human that has ever lived, including us, just to torture us for infinity.
Nigger Jim.
Fattus Yankus
>>224150553next they'll be brining back the dinosaurs
screaming
>>224150155best ass in porn that
>>224150478No you didn't malaponte
>>224150665
>>224150682lol
Stop seeking novelty.
im going to start seeking novelty to spite you emmet
>>224150727the human brain is hardwired to seek it out and this impulse has been the driver of much of human development
>>224150733you were already seeking novelty, else you would not have read my post>>224150740wrong.
>>224150727That's what this website is for, trying to become the most unique incel you can with the most obscure references and jokes until you end up a babbling crazy person that no one understands.
>>224150155proper british bunda that lass got
>>224150754you're wrong and clearly know fuck all about psychology and the development of technology, art, and the sciences. have you never seen someones face light up about the new and unexpected.
I hate buying pints because I'm a United Statsian, and my pints are four entire ounces smaller. That's motherfucking bologna!
>>224150740>>224150796wrong. key word seeking.
>>224150821
Most of the planet is uninhabitable when you think about it. There's southeast Australia, Las Vegas, France maybe. That's it.
>>224150844Don't forget the most God-abandoned accursed shithole, Staten Island.
>>224150821the mind is always seeking and never switches off. it can be controlled by higher order consciousness or directed by environmental factors, but fundamentally it never stops.
>>224150869i like to move it move it
>>224150844bizarre list of placesmust be a reference or something
>>224150878yeah exactly. the engine will always run, you can try to drive the car where you wish but you cannot turn the key to off. you are a passenger in your own mind.
>>224150727you're not my dad
me entering /brit/
>>224150869I have wasted your time with an argument that you already knew. Maybe if you didn't seek novelty, your time would be better used.
>>224150991time spent wasted is never wasted time
getting raped by life
Pretty sad to think that every human that has ever lived has searched for meaning but never found it
>>224151021Pretty sad you're an atheist mongoloid
>>224151040pretty sad that you are retarded
>>224151040okay larper
>>224151021I don't think that's true your life has whatever meaning you give it. Many people have given their lives simply to an idea and believed in that with the totality and passion of a fanatic. If anything this idea of meaning simplifies and directs your life down a single track, and ultimately this level of focus allows people to achieve greatness, but often at the expense of other things.It's the people that search for meaning and never find it that are the most lost but also the most free.
>>224151021Being loved by a beautiful woman is meaningful.
>>224151021meaning is a property of propositions not of objectsto speak of the 'meaning of life' is a category error
>Yeah i know i could cure hunger or disease, but that's a lot of effort.>And besides, i'm busy making my 400.000th beetle species. Haha i love these little niggas. I'm gonna make one that makes an exoskeleton out of its own shit and one that has a white appearing carapace despite it actually being black.>Kid with brain cancer? Shut the FUCK UP! This is MY WORLD and i want to have beetles in it, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD
>>224151147
>>224151147>Ate an apple did you!? Fucking cunt. How about brain cancer for your kid you ungrateful fuck.>btw i love u tho xx call meslighted ex-gf energy
>>224151184Honestly insane that there are adults who believe in that literally.
godniggas will tell you how cool it is to be a forgiving christian while waving millions of 80iq child rapists into your country then calling you evil for wanting to kill them
>>224151196i believe something's going on, but people in power definitely aren't telling us most of the story.
>um, did that white girl just board a train without getting stabbed to death by a black man? FIXED
>why yes I did create you with a foreskin with the intention of you cutting it off and offering it to me. Why do you ask?
>>224151196people are absolute mongoloids m8. this planet is an insane asylum floating in space. and the sad fact is that we're just as retarded and pathetic as the rest of them just in a different way
melty
>Those babies in that city? Of course I command you to kill them. That's completely moral obviously, they'll just grow up to hate you because I ordered you to kill everyone they loved.
bizarre meltdown
>>224151246Seek help
i have triggered your OCD
>>224151233OY VEY*yamulka spins at 999999.9 mph*
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
>>224150155Would love to stick my "cock" up her "arsehole" in a manner of speaking
rorke suspiciously quiet on this
>>224151274idgi
>>224151273I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your chariots of iron
ethics OCD questioning every thought and movement of your limbs
>>224151285those kids done him tbf
>>224151296you have an obsession with controlling the discourse here and seem to honestly believe you're the protagonist of /brit/
Bunch of closeted homosexuals inventing fictitious scenarios surrounding their childhood bully they've named Rorke is it
watching yesterday's infowars and it's are alex's son doing the showhe's pretty good
>>224151304I'm glad what happened to them
>>224151328fuck up baldy and walk up that hill
I'm a veteran of the atheist debate wars of 2009-2012
>>224151358you lost tranny
>>224151380You're an adult who believes in fairy tales
>>224151393you still lost. you gave up your fortification to an enemy you cannot rout you retard.
>>224151408what the fuck are you babbling on about
>for my next act as supreme benevolent loving god I’m going to flood the whole planet and drown everyone except the 400,000 species of beetles and like 8 schizos, who will survive in an massive unseaworthy ship that the 8 schizos manage to build themselves without modern equipment. Also I will leave zero archaeological evidence for this flood because I just won’t ok. it’s a test of faith or something.
>>224151422you don't get it. big surprise
>>224151432so you have nothing?got it
>>224151340don't make me call the bears
>>224151444you're a dummy its fine
>>224151358Virgin ArmyPvt 1st classSex Arse BatallionHand Lotion Company
>>224151456you're just too scared to have your retarded point ridiculedi accept your implicit concession
>>224151408Oblitered that fedora wearer (she/her starting in 2019)
>>224151478cba
>>224151490no worries x>>224151479why are you tradlarpers obsessed with trannies?
hope the economy collapses
>>224151503It won't
>>224151507i know
>>224151507I did this and now I'm a trillionaire
i went to god just to seeand i was looking at mesaw heaven and hell were lieswhen im god everyone dies
sorry for being mean the past few yearsim nice now
>>224151529not me im glad i was a cunt to everyone
i live in a favela
>>224151496I made one post mate
>>224151533scr
might get that vampire game coming out next week
>>224151539fair enough
>i'm going to create one million... no scratch that, 100 million... you know what, 100 TRILLION mosquitoes
>>224151548does look interesting tbf
>>224151548which one dat?
im permanent underclass
>>224151572they're really like this
>>224151560Blood of Dawnwalker
>>224151553>gabriel: seems a bit mad that m8 how about inventing a new fruit>god: now give them all mega aids
>>224151585You said it brother
>everyone that thinks christianity is retarded are trannies or something
christcucks raising a black child because god told them that abortion is evil
>>224151585>>224151593least obvious phoneposting samefag
if abortion isn't evil, what is?
>trannies exist so le G-d o algo
>>224151603Wrong
>>224151604blacks
tradlarpers identify themselves with a religion that is all about kindness and loving everybody then posting webms of troons getting turned into juice lolcould you be anymore hypocritical. there's a reason it's all lgbt infested now
whatever created blacks is evil if that's your god, then you can go fuck yourself
>>224151618they're just copying sam hyde and nick fuentes
save the qt troonsliquidate the niggasno party represents my interestes
I just don't think this is progress over her beautiful natural body. I'm supposedly wrong for thinking this.
mumberg seethes because the cat she bought prefers dadbergshe doesn't really seethe, I was being hyperbolic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-1WPrK_HlIlove this lad
But then again the trans defenders don't care about ftm. They're only pro trans because they want to suck cock. Unrestrained hedonism will kill the West my friends.
>>224151635yeh same but it's not up to me what ppl do with their lives or bodies. you can't legislate away the right of these fucked up whores to destroy themselves for their own weird pleasure
>>224151657already has it's over
>>224151635extremely sad pic
>>224151635she probably got raped mate
>>224151648it's dead mate it's gone. you're living on the vapours of an older age. all the window dressing in the world wont take it back to what it used to be. im sorry but the dream is dead.
>>224151663Then you have to let him live with you and call him ma'am and miss>>224151666Evil Satan trips get back *hiss*
remind christcucks that blacks exist (and that their supposed god must have created them) and that ends the religious debate lickety split
just finished my third wank of the night
if God real why do badth fing happen?
>>224151685more likely she groomed by the internet and is a retarded normie mongbrains spaz that bought into an oppositional ideology. she could have been the perfect pick me girl with heavy bi tendencies but went the bad way and decided to destroy herself.
>>224151686? my dream is not dead. Hickman's whole spiel is having a comfy/interesting life on the permanent underclass periphery >>224151698take it easy, don't spam the trannies
>>224151698I don't have to do shit. the freedom to let themselves fuck themselves up is the same freedom i enjoy to call them all any slur i desire.
>>224151703its the morning
i can't stand womengoodnight.
>>224151745tbf I didn't really listen to it. some guy lamenting the passing of the great age. I didn't reach the conclusion.
https://voca.ro/1cO1IcoJxcEO
>>224151762/cum/ would love this lad
god real. but bad thing happen. oh well. its gods plan. he wants me to suffer so de afterlife it so good. im smort
>>224151762wsup vocaroo lad, hows it going?
>>224151762ngl i like your vocaroos. never stop
just stayed up the entire night because I'm off work today so I might go to bed now
God not real because life is interesting and beautiful and full of meaning and not just an endless orgasm in a padded cell from start to finish
>>224151768https://voca.ro/16BZXwQvN25z
It was 28C at 7 when I woke up, you reckon it's gonna be a hot day today?
>>224151797seems like some very spurious reasoning there m8
>>224151780>>224151783Thank you legs I appreciate the positive feedback you guys are great. Not much happening here just really hot weather everyday making it hard to do things.
this has been the most frustrating year of work thanks to all the dogshit changes implementedconsidering applying for a new job despite being here 16 years
>>224151815i like it when you pretend to be british makes me giggle
>>224151807Brutal lad. That feeling when you start sweating immediately after your shower ends.
unimaginative egghead atheist midwits wasting their lives on video games and porn because bad things might happen outside
>>224151825https://voca.ro/1dFzvjCK9ug6
>>224151807southern europe is basically india
>>224151815>just really hot weather everyday making it hard to do thingsyeah same, I'm fucking dying here, yesterday my skin hurt when I went out from the sun and it's humid as fuck on top of that so it feels even hotter >>224151828exactlyIt also doesn't help that the stores I want to visit open up at 1pm, I'm gonna boil in my own sweat
massaging ruby granger's feet while she prattles on about some oxford bullshit
>>224151836ok but bad things are happening always and its getting to a point where serious consequences are on the horizon and your god and church has fuck all to say about it but trust da plan, or just lay back and accept it.
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
https://voca.ro/1b0twP7GdQ1w
mad how women are meant to be fucked
>>224151855Oh man that sounds horrible. If I was in your shoes I would just stay inside until the Sun starts going down. People pretty much do that here by necessity. Yeah it's going to ruin your vacation somewhat but getting sunburned and having brain fog from the sun constantly beating down on your head is worse.
>>224151852its not right, last year it was even worse, we had 40-42 in Bulgaria
>>224151877and they like it too that's the craziest part
>>224151871weird ass vocaroo get a clue
>>224151859our life a movie fr
>>224151877like THIS? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787118832729129.webm
my bum smells
yanks out
>>224151857I used to massage my gfs feet after she got home from work and she used to make the most orgasmic noises while telling me how good I was. sometimes her feet would be so sore and id get the technique so fucking down and it was like she was creaming as I did it. almost better than sex desu
>>224151871Alice Eve? Her tits are not that big but she's blonde or maybe Emily Blunt?>>224151882Sun going down doesn't help, but I'm Thessaloniki at the moment cause there was a sudden change of plans, it's 30C at 11 pm soo, it will get a bit better in 3-4 days. I'm here till the 7th
>>224151933:/
she used to get sore knees too. and id hold hem up as she laid on the bed, and id take the pressure off them by holding them up and move them back and forth then id turn her over and give her a back massage it it was like she was a puddle of pleasure unable to talk properly. she would just switch off the light and fall happily to to sleep as i cuddled her and told her how much i loved her.
ruby granger spending thousands on some pointless oxford degree only to become a housewife
>>224151934Damn dude you are so spot on. It's Alice Eve lol. You got it based on like the flimsiest description too. Wait a minute how is it 10:00 p.m. here and 11:00 p.m. there? I hope it cools down for you buddy so you can enjoy sightseeing.
>>224151926and then you woke up
>>224151955Me spending every day in my smelly bedroom only to never get married
>>224151967sorry it never happened for you but there's still time
>>224151955they do it to flex and to not be a stereotype, not to actually use it
>>224151957 I've seen the video of her speaking in an American accent - think it was on Conan. Anyway...I was saying that even when the sun goes down it doesn't get much better, yesterday it was 30C at 11pm, now it's 8:20 am and it's 28C sooo there's no salvation. It sucks cause I wanted to go for a run, seems like I have to wake up at 6am for that. >I hope it cools down for you buddy so you can enjoy sightseeing.It's ok, I've seen everything, I'm half Greek and have family here but I wanted to visit some record stores and in typical Greek fashion they open at 1pm in peak boiling hours.
toil soon, kill me
No I was not "sent flying"
>>224152029t. air miles recipient
>>224151933Cute i prefer short hair desu
>>224152046with a cute face like that long hair hides it
sir mass migration
ENGLANDTEACRUMPETS GREGGSNANDOSFISH AND CHIPSMUNCHIE BOX
>>224152077what about steak pie, it's the best thing I ate there
GET THE DISINHIBITION SCRANNED BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT MAKING PROGRESS TOWARD YOUR GOALS WITH A SOBER MIND, O ALGO.
>>224152090sorry woke won't allow it
>>224152096but it was with beef, I regret not trying to pork pies though since I'm a big pork fan
I go around wearing a white shirt with epaulettes so everyone thinks I'm a pilot It's legal unlike pretending to be a soldier and it gets me lots of fanny
>>224152077GUNSFAILING GEOGRAPHYMC DONALDSSALUTING THE FLAGMILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEXSPRING BREAK140K BUCKEES MANAGERBBQWOG TIDAL WAVENIGGA DEATH SQUADS
>>224152077time traveller from 2014
>>224151857mmhm and you had a youtube channel? and you went to oxford? oh wowthats nice love can you feed the babies now?
2014 Youchewb vlog for monies avant garde neo-hippie travel the world but still want to come back to Ingland for my cheekie Nandos.
I rape people
>>224151857
England is:pretending the class system doesn't exist any more despite it ruling your lifenot complaining while you get raped by the government/muslimsinsane focus on social niceties while society unravels around youpretending that you're happy and everything is okaccepting each new authoritarian stricture on your life is actually goodquiet desperationwatching your living standards plummet literally in front of your eyesbeing forced to accept that thousands of afghani rapists turning up yesterday were always thereexisting in council accommodation that has barely been updated since the post war period while the government gives 300k houses to foreignersdrinking your life and money away in a local pub because that's the only social group unregulated by the same snitches and left wing losers that run the countryetc.
might head out to the booniesthe boonies of new mexico
>>224152197yeah
baTTery low
from now on only make high quality posts
>>224152232
>>224152148She's so for me
Don't understand eating animals if you don't need to
>>224152241I do need toProtein is too difficult to acquire otherwise
>>224152236What if the bull's horn poked his behind
>>224152241shit in one hand and hope in another and see which one fills up first
Why are dostoyevsky's books so gay and long
might go outlaw mode
toil soon
>>224152269you'll do nothing
>>224152272
>>224152241Leftypol making a spreadsheet of plant protein amino acid profiles and digestion indexes
>>224152241Cause we want to
toil now!
Take everyrhing a white britisher says and does with a grain of salt. Their ancestors chose to stay and live mediocre little lives on that grey little island, rather than making things better in new lands. Small wonder why Canada, NZ, the US, and Australia fare better than the UK in every metric.
>>224152297The patriot does not concern himself with the opinions of oldworlders
right thenEHEM!RIGHT THEN
>>224152297I wish I lived in the UK or Australia (not Canada or New Zealand THOUGH)
>>224152262it was written in a time before tiktok shorts and vapid social commentary was the norm. when people used to be able to interface with long form content and derive unique and interesting perspectives on art and literature because they had lived rich, real lives and were able to to draw on their experiences to provide interesting prescient analysis of the text in a way that actually meant something to the reader
>>224152310USA > NZ > UK > Canada > Pozzfailiya
>>224152310Why though, mr billy bob yankee doodle?
>>224152297FAUSTIAN FARTERS VERSUS COMPLACENT CUMERS
To be fair and knowing what I know I can see why Ruby became a lesbian. Because any man that shares her interest in literature and gentle-ness is probably gay. I'm also gay but I want to have sex with her. I want to do romantic things with her.
>>224152321poo zealand is the only one that might me worse than the UK the only thing they have going for them is nature
>>224152245It's not there's plenty of cheaper alternatives >>224152279Worlds biggest rorke was vegetarian >>224152287Look outside, the planet is dying
Toilberg might be travelling to a site we work on to do some manual labour.There's a chance he might die or at least get injured enough to be out of action for several weeksLads, Canslad would appreciate it if you all wished Toilberg to die with me
>>224152334>the planet is dyingNo it isn't
>>224152262he was drunk
variation and selection
>>224152237so what?
>>224152331Perfect climatePerfect nature Not much else matters
>>224152324My country is schizotown, clownville, crazyburg. And I hate driving and this place is actively hostile against people who don't own a car.>CanadaToo close to America and their French language laws are stupid and their economy is mediocre>New Zealand Their economy is even worse
>>224152355To each their own
>>224152353I can never get her because I'm lower class and stop pursuing an education because I had to work. But I recognize the life I could have had with someone like that. That's all.
>>224152358Yeah NZ is Australia but poorer and cold
>>224152320It's well known that dostoyevsky was a gambling addict who drew out his stories so he could get as much money as possible for them as they were serialised in regular publications
nz can't be worse then here
gay sex vibes today
I thought Australia was cool before the Covid stuff
I'd be poor regardless of where I livedhate working, you see
>>224152379What's covid
>>224152379Every Anglo country has the same issue of being evil nanny states
should have been up for toil and hour ago, still in bed
My English great great grand father was born in China. My great grandmother was born in New Zealand, then she moved to England. Later my grandmother moved to Canada. I am a rooted cosmopolitan.
>>224152384it's like aids but for straight people>>224152388yeah good point, NZ was not better, I expected it from Canada tbf
i believe in love and the simple lifedont care much for the systems
fk the covid stuff if youre going to have a go at autsralia our israel worship stuff is way more egregious
I know it's oldfag to say but this generation is probably the most superficial and anti intellectual generation that ever existed. The normoid cattle centre has never been so well served as today. In the past there was always the fig leaf of intellectuality.People would adopt writers or poets out of social convention sure, but they were all literary types. Nowadays it's all whores and pretty boys. literally the lowest form of social engagement is the mode of society. I grew up in the gen x millenial era where people admired auteurs, the artists, the writers, the intellectuals. what do your generation admire? Whores and spazmos that get surgery for likes and subscribers. something has gone very fucking wrong.
>>224152406grok summarise this long ahh post
>>224152413I'm gay
>>224152406>this generation which generation are you referring to?
>>224152365you're completely misunderstanding women if you think class has any relevance
>>224152406alright Silvia Plath
>>224152413Summary: unc hates yutes
>>224152405I don't think so, Covid affected more people, financially, socially, health wise.
We're all groyper tradcaths and we will bring total aryan victory actually
>>224152424Ignore him, he's retarded
>>224152436My nigga
>>224152440he's allowed to be wrong
Emma Watson's pooey fart smell awful.
>>224152453No he isn't
If you needed a poo during battle back in the day would they just do it mid fight
mad how all humans are religious
never been wrong me
https://youtu.be/P3bk_-y0ZR4
Disgocmongs have gone completely insane
>>224152495not me
I'm a capitalist, white, Christian, conservative, male
For those who missed the overnight posts, we are now at war with /deutsch/ and naturally they started it
>>224152535I am ready
>>224152535is it over pepsi max lime?
>>224152530me except not crapitalist
>>224152547What are you then
>>224152420Well with a nice girl like her I would assume so. I can get a girl from my class but that often times doesn't work out because I don't identify with the culture. It's rare to find an American girl that has ever read a book or doesn't idolize black culture.
>>224152589>>224152589>>224152589
Even commies and "socialists" are capitalists or just larpers and grifters.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
