Mr Inbetween edish
dressing up in my suspenders and old timey clothes to have a marilyn monroe wank
Voting for mass deportation of brits
yhe binbleyouthhasentirelybuiltinnewBritain,letsexclaim!
>>224154476i enjoyed this
name a better crime noir film that came out of that era than Killing Them Softly you fucking wankers.
man i'll tell ya what bout that dang ol rorke fella man he's been actin... different, man, somethin dang ol changed that boy i tell ya what
wish Sam Hyde would chill out with all the preaching about Jesus and Christianity relax man you’ve been Christian for 5 minutes
one day they'll find me buried under my porn gif collection
If you can watch Two Hands it's a very good combination of a crime drama and 1990s Australian youth roman a clef
>>224154531How I feel talking to rorke
>>224154547why are you even watching him mate its over
>>224154547the guy is talking about art while he made young whore vomit on the deck for views in his big brother knock off. the guy is a joke.
the white race was officially over when they added the different wood door types to minecraft
>>224154528>>224154531hivemindcrime noircrow/raven noir
>>224154547You won't tell him directly because you're a coward.
im fucking gay
>>224154528end of watch
Elite Indian capital
>>224154528Dog shit film but you think it's amazing purely because it's got that fat overacting cunt Tony Soprano in it
wasted my life
>>224154615ktim
just been blackedmailed into buying a paki a google play voucher
>>224154524thank you for support aussie tv industry saar
>>224154586is that mark? best era was when he converted to Islam and changed his name to Omar Muhammad to marry an Egyptian woman in 2003
>>224154615ktim but its not too late to turn things around!
replying to himself to create a false sense of interest in his smelly lolcow
>>224154633i torrented it I supported nothing
>>224154547It’s always the people who convert later in life who act like that
>>224154658good post
I'm taking matters into my own paws
>>224154652lowkey is though ngl (for all of us including you and >>224154626 and >>224154644)
>>224154662Innit
>i torrented it
another day in paradise
US national debt is now $40 trillion. mental
>>224154669don't include me I'm having a productive day toiling from home
>>224154669Why you gotta do me like cuh
>>224154669so its over then
>>224154155what did you mean by this mister GCHQ? Despite my volatile wordsmithing. I am a nonviolent artiste.
>>224154688i always read that their debt doesnt mean anything but i dont know about economics
Im left handed eccentric genius
forgot to put the bins out
>>224154661you did your part by telling all your friends and family about how good it was :)
You must call me by my holy Black Muslim nameRastus T. Watermelon
fucking sam hyde still occupies disk drive space in your minds lmao some of you niggas are legit walking around with brains still stuck in 2017 preserved in jurassic amber grow up, sincerely
>>224154609its ok>>224154594fucking retard if you think that's the case. rec one better you won't because you fag
Some of you are on the wind up today
can see the bloke up the road standing around his car smoking weed. soon as he gets in and drives off i'll be on the blower to the rozzers
>>224154742Primarily based at The Doughnut in the suburbs of Cheltenham
>man has slaves>feels bad about having slaves>spends his wealth returning them all to africa>year later sees a slave market>sees his slaves back in slavery>goes "HEY THAT'S MY FUCKING SLAVE"
>>224154747ok i got them replies mixed up. end of watch is ok. other guy you'r a fucking cunt if you think i like that film cos tony soprano
>>224154742Some of us haven't left mum's basement since then.
>>224154763Good ladHope he phases through one of them and you get two kills at once
>>224154712>>224154767no thankyou
>>224154778what is the difference between chattel slave and wage slave?
went maccies at the weekend and said can I get 20 nuggets and the drive thru guy went “twenty??” So that was embarrassing I can’t go back
>>224154778Because he's myyy butler!
>>224154779thanks I like end of watchI do like killing them softly tooI enjoyed rampart as well but feel I was in the minorityand animal kingdom was good
Mad how my ancestors bonked solomon islanders over the head and when they woke up they were all like CUT THE FUCKING SUGARCANE
>>224154779how about you fuck off aggressive cunt
cant resist the urge anymore… logging into fabguys
>>224154644yes it is
>>224154725medal's in the bin
>>224154854>Mad how my ancestors bonked solomon islanders over the head Was the Aussie ancestor a violent criminal?
>>224154817This is awesome
Otto Digsby-Dysart prensent's the word of the day:Clanging (or clang associations).Clanging (or clang associations) is a symptom of mental disorders, primarily found in patients with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.[1] This symptom is also referred to as association chaining, and sometimes, glossomania.
>>224154873what the Cex workers see everyday
>>224154842kinos. rampart is a good film. animal kingdom was good too. you should check out The Stranger if you like aussie noire. probs my fav aussie film outside of mad max, or wake in fright.
>>224154906didnt ask for even more shit recstell your mates not us
>>224154859how about i twist you head off your neck you neek cunt?
is there a reason a pack of 2 vape pods which last about a day cost £7.20 what in tarnation
>>224154644Really interesting how he's a doledosser but is constantly making things happen in the world. That's the distinction btw. Some people have things happen to them (You, your family, your mates) others make things happen (CEOs, celebrities, artists)
>>224154914ill post what i like you faggoty virgin freak?
>>224154476
>others make things happen (CEOs, celebrities,
chin up sweetie
ill pull the eyes out of your fucking head
They call me "Mr. Make-It-Happen"
scones are fucking dangerous man just had 4 like they were nothing just checked that’s 1000 calories
>>224154921my family is all ceos though
>>224154977sc
woman at work is pregnant at 44grim
>>224154921>Really interestingit isn'tget a life
Just taken an absolutely horrid poo in the work toilets smelt like burnt bacon made me gagRest in peace to whichever sucker walks in there next
>>224155002grimgrim grim grimtell everyone about your life to take their mind off it
il pull the fucking jaw out of your face you talk to me like that irl
>>224155002kid's fucked lol
This never happened to the other fellow
>>224155018your guts are broken
>>224154685think twice
>>224155002spotty virgin in the corner of the room spamming about it on 4chan and will say fuck all to her directly of course (she'd knock you spark out)
>>224155002that kids either going to be a non verbal rocket scientist or a dribbling crayon eater
/vg/ might be the worst board on this website
>>224154881The faustian aussie conquers others while the pasty brit sits in his council house and does nothing
ooooooh he dribblin
Hey guys and welcome to a day in the of a /brit/ poster. Well first I start my day off by getting out of bed. So here we go. *gets out of bed*
>>224155054Do you know how obvious it is to everybody here that you're a woman when you make these incredibly bitter foid posts?
>>224155038A really cringeworthy line delivered directly into the camera which alone spawned several conspiracy theories
>>224155054that's not what spamming means, and obviously i'm not going to say anything to her face that would be rude and unnecessary
>>224155075Go and tell her directly
>>224155057Still, he'll achieve more than any of us will
the goths are not happy with that goth drake is shagging they are saying she’s a larper
>>224155065you are joking arent you? Obviously its r9k
>>224155075stop being a coward for once in your sorry little lifeyou're clearly scared of her
Port Talbot, what a shithole.
>>224155082You sound mentally unwell
>>224155097sad bitter little cunt aren't you
>>224155092bet they're all just jealous
>>224155097trying too hard now, grow up mate
I will crush your skull
>>224155095>r9ksadly we have many of their lot here spamming frogs and moaning all day about 'foids' not sleeping with them
Rorke talks about mass deportation online but averts his gaze when passing a BAME on the street
>>224155124wanking to this x
>>224155002little lad is destined to be posting here in 2044. you'll still be here so you can introduce him to the freaks
>>224155120post your tits love
>>224155002A coward posted this and is now seething a out being correctly called out. He will not grow a spine ever.
inbreeding does not cause deformations. Inbreeding only increases the likelihood of passing on mutated DNA to offspring (because the parents are more likely to have the same DNA at any loci).
>>224155132>you'll still be herevgp
>>224155132I'll still be here too so I'll say "Hello"
>>224155098Poo Outtabutt
20% off the scobie collection
>>224154662is he on the way out?
>>224155120Incels are a deeply boring "people" at best
the man from shrewsbury is in the thread roleplaying as a menstruating woman today
>>224155137you would know wouldn't you
>>224155124absolutely hate self harm scars on girls. sickens me how people would damage something so beautiful. hate it.
you'll be here forever, said the transvestite who's posting on here at 10:28am on a monday morning
>>224155048Let me guess you're a woke who thinks I should eat more tofu and grains?
>>224155160I have some good news
>>224155171no
>>224155160hopefully he will kill himself soon, statistically its a certainty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AywQo93Ed7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AywQo93Ed7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AywQo93Ed7Uyeah so this happened...
>>224155173oh yeh whats that?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dDG8LNmogo
how many of you have penises under 5.5 inches it would explain a lot
next gta leak is supposed to be showing the in-game nudist colony
>>224155183no it didntbe quiet
>>224155182shut up you cunt
>>224155198who gives a fig
fok me in me own ass baka desu chipotle
>>224155185That's a bloke
>>224155200...blud
why's that man wearing a bra?
>>224155177Wokie detected
>>224155201oooo gonna cry
>>224155183actual munter
>>224155206Why don’t you just pirate it
>>224155215evil fucking ghoul
youll do nothing and calling people cowards is a good gimmick cause its true they really will do nothing
>>224155183Mate watched SALEM at APE said it was shite and the crowd were awful>inb4 didn't askDon't care
>>224155220u gay af
>>224155212It's ok dear, he's just a bit special. Try not to look at him and hold my hand while we cross the road.
>>224155214strange little incel aren't you
>>224155183Wasted on the faggots in the audience
had my morning poo there
>>224155235good job pal
>>224155232Yeah well this incel is blowing up the office toilet and tormenting chad and deano so who's winning?
>>224155223nobody will care when you kill yourself
>>224155228no idea what salem arebut yeah it's a naff festival that gets annoyingly good line ups
how do you all have so much space for bitterness in your hearts at 10:30 on a monday morning
finna eat some sardines wif english mustard
Does Burnham have a nickname like Keir Stalin so I can actually remember his name?
Sardines are extremely good for you. Shame they're so fucking disgusting.
>>224155262They're English duh
i HATE mondays
>>224155222Obviously I have it digitally. I have 4-5TB of music laddy bro
>>224155250Witch house band
>>224155196mine is 4.7x4.2" proper blokes middle fingers are bigger
>>224155247the office homosexuals wanking in there i imagine
But yeah anyway despite it somehow being an Indian trait according to /brit/ the split in people, what you've come to know as "NPCs" and "Live Players", the distinction is quite simple, it's as follows:There are people that have things happen TO them.There are people that go out in the world and make things happen.It has nothing to do with looks, money, intelligence. It's raw energy. You can't fake it. You're born to it. It's in your blood. Ordained by powers beyond what you can comprehend.Me? I'm in the former camp. Things happen to me. I've given it the old college try, making things happen in the world. No dice.
>>224155248top jej. you're far more worthless than me. poor widdle bby. imagine your life LMAO
I eat salmon almost daily
>>224155293tldr
>>224155283DON'T shoot anyone
hard drive prices are a bit mad aren't they might have to upload my bradley folder to the cloud
>I eat thalmon almotht daily
>>224155280
>>224155307Tldr? I break down fundamental human behaviours in an easy to digest abstraction for the /brit/ mind. Reading my previous post will have a potentially world-changing impact on your future wellbeing.
>>224155305
What's the retard zone of the UK? Here, it's Queensland
>>224155305enjoy your mercury poisoning
>>224155320i've scaled back on downloading stuff
>>224155290would've killed myself years ago youre stronger than i am
had sushi lots of times and dont like it. fish tastess better cooked
>>224155335is David McMahon famous in australia yet?
>>224155335The Liverpool-Manchester-Wales tristate area
Got dna tested and my ancestors are from wales denmark and spain so yeah
YES I HAVE THE FRASIER ON
>>224155383He lives in Somerset now haha
selfless lass
>I'm from Naarm and I suck dicks
>>224155393hero
the great thing about building a business you control is that no cunt can tell you nothing. no bitch. no fucking boss. i could detonate my life and still come up smiling because come rain or shine some cunt will need me. that is the power of having a useful skill.
>>224155393rape hotline this is Bonnie speaking
>>224155410whats your skill then
>>224155401blimey
>>224155417i solve problems
>>224155393strange woman
>>224155393Lock her up in the migrant hotel
anyone coming to the balloon release tomorrow?
>>224155287I meant the VINYL fuckhead
took the day off today, had quite the sunday night out at the music band concert
Might cop
>i solve problems
>>224155410grow up little boy
>>224155443are pikeys just the niggers of whites everything i see about them is barely-sentient biosludge behaviour
>>224155393what a pig>>224155448how would I pirate a vinyl? I don't have a press at home, I have the album digitally
>>224155422ok solve this problem>you wake up to find i have pooed directly into your mouth. your hands are cable tied behind your back and i have put both your feet in a single very tight sock.
>>224155443Thanks for sharing
>>224155464always. doesn't matter who you are or where you come from. what you like or what you are. solve the problem and you will always live.
>>224155497dick twitched at this Lol
>>224155479I did m8. how about you?
>>224155002My nan's mum was literally exactly 44 when she gave birth to her and my nan has no noticeable health or intellectual issues (she's actually very intelligent).
yeh he can't solve that problem can he
>>224155497what's the problem
theres a lot of people on X celebrating and cheering on the violent death of those 5 young lads that died in that crash, all because they stole car and gave the police a bit of a roundabout. Call it a conspiracy but I suspect most users spamming the same leonardo di caprio laughing.gif and leonardo raising glass.gif are probably not real people
buzzing
>>224155532My mum gave birth to me at 40 and I came out autistic, retarded, flat-footed, one eye not working and ugly as sin.
Need her to poo on me.
>>224155548not sure id celebrate and cheer but they were absolute dickheads and killed 2 other people so it was probably deserved
might as well get all the korok seeds i suppose
>>224155564stay in your lane
>>224155564she's so fit
>>224155560In other words: you came out French
>>224155488Ok get one then. Did you never used to pirate movies then burn them onto CDs????
zoomoids dont understand. they cry about how the world doesn't want them. how about you fucking offer someone something useful. the world is full of problems waiting for people to solve. they are crying out for people like you to do the business. what are you waiting for?
>>224155564>Coqemolds collectionWhat
>>224155587
Taking a three hour train during the work dayClaim I'll be working from itI won't
chicken and potato for lunch
>>224155564>>224155574what the fuck is wrong with you freaks? seriously?
>>224155564what do you think you're you doing
gfberg had a bit of a melty when i said i disagree with abortion but she also said it was a breath of fresh air seeing a man state his opinion honestly instead of being a pathetic yes man like other men she knows
ruby grangler
Wasn't spamming Tattle posts on Ruby initially a heatherfreak obsession?
left my phone in the bathroom
arse has gone numb
>>224155577Sacrebleu*dies of faggotry*
>>224154531crownem
>>224155656scr
>>224155614Should I review my true opinion on transgender people and illegal immigration to a future gf?
my band supported a fairly famous band last night and i got up to sing a verse of their most famous song. utterly terrifying when i look at it with a sober eye this morning but was a good laugh at the time.
>>224155585real niggas remember those x264 movies that were like 700mb so you could burn them onto cds
>>224155656
A crow once came up to me when I was eating a subway sandwich on a bench and would politely wait for me to give it a few bites and then left after I gave him about 4 or 5, but it genuinely made a sound at me before it left and I fucking swear it was thanking me when it did that.
love crows me. also ravens.
white people be eating tacos on Tuesday night
>>224155700Uncle
>>224155719Thoughts on magpies?
i like magpies but they're little shits
>>224155724not clever enough for me really. enjoy a jackdaw though. also a rook.
The Greggs haul
>>224155521You didn't grow up. You're on 4chan on a Monday morning roleplaying as a successful businessman but typing like a bitter recently divorced single mother and calling everybody cunts for no reason. Like I said, grow up.
smart, capable people are sitting there rotting out of ennui. you know there is a world of possibility waiting at your doorstep. all you have to do is grasp it. there's a great big wide world out there full of incredible opportunity just waiting for you to grasp it.
>>224155720yeah it's taco toosday
just found out australian magpies aren't actually magpies wtf nigga
couldn't get hard last night ended up finishing with a soft on
Poo I did earlier smelt like BBQ burnt ends
um mumberg's mate smiled when she caught me looking at her arse
>>224155763No there isnt. What opportunity? Part time sales assistant at Greggs? Life isn't the Wolf of Wall Street mate, its over and its been over for decades now.
>>224155760fuck you im drunk bitch. i made my way in this world off my own back and I never bowed down to no cunt. i'm 15 leagues above every cunt you know i'm the master of my own destiny and dont rely on ANY single mother fucker. can you say the same?
>>224155813When did this happen?
>>224155743Grim
>>224155783our magpies are the only real magpies
>>224155743No sausage roll? No pastry?
>>224155817limited thinking the world is bigger that your conception
>>2241558315 mins ago
>>224155829Travelmongs
as soon as it turned 11 my evri tracking became unavailable
>>224155668What did he say that was verboten
did many poos yesterday
>>224155829I'm unhappy. The sad unhappy and lonely man. That's what they will call me when I'm gone.
got to eat again ffs it never ends
>>224155859that's not healthy
>>224155845I've seen and experienced the world enough to know that nothing is out there, and its all the same everywhere you go. We are in decline, the less you participate in life, the less life will hurt you.
>>224155829Where is that landscape? I'd be happy there
>>224155849Where?
bought a print of that cricket painting by david inshaw cos it's so nice
the world has changed a lot in the last 20 years hasn't it
Drew a Native American drinking a pint out of a viking horn
>>224155870you've got worms
>>224155885back garden as she was going back in her house to make a cup of tea for us (where she currently is now)
>>224155890and not for the better
>>224155857Calling for genocide
>>224155892donny chargin the volcano bong
>>224155926Lol
>>224155877this is bullshit thinking you don't even know what you're missing out on
current mood: dirty harry
Travelmongs won. They always have something to look forward to (their next trip). Always something to discuss. Their hobby is widely accepted as "living life to the full". They even have an adjective that you can't get from any other activity: "Worldly". That's like a rare item in a video game (my hobby).The barrier to entry is courage.They came, they saw, they conquered. They won.
>>224155937Everywhere in the world requires you to work to enjoy it. And work is shit and boring and a waste of time and energy, therefore it is not worth it and there is nothing out there
>>224155960You talk about this as if going on a holiday is difficult
>>224155927SINK IT SINK IT
>>224155960You live like a 5 hour train ride from Paris
>>224155911Right so I'm expected to believe that you and your mate that lives with his Mum are in your mate's back garden getting cups of tea on a Monday morning? Three adults, none at work, on a Monday. Does not add up.
>>224155960>The barrier to entry is courage.no its not. the barrier is having a gf or friends. solo travelling isnt worth doing
I hope you've all filtered the australian flag, aussiemong in here is a spambot
>>224154355>>224154355>>224154355
I can't go travelling, my virgin arsehole would be raped by a homosexual on the first day
>>224155994>solo traveling isn't worth doingBullshit, I've solo traveled to Eastern Europe every year of my twenties so far and its been so much fun.
You fucking retards. you've got no idea the power that resides inside you. you could literally change your whole fucking lives beyond your pitiful imaginings. you have a power within you to change your whole fucking world. the trajectory your lives could take with even the smallest amount of effort is fucking insane.
>>224155994Pathetic mentality. Can't even enjoy your own company and experience anything positively without someone being alongside you, you've mentally built a supermax prison in your head stopping you from any joy without conditions lmao
>>224155990you should probably learn to read first
had a dream last night that i went to one of those 18+ only hotels and i got groomed by a gilf
>>224156031t. went to prague and shagged prostitutes
