Antipodean cuckolds edition
One post at a time, you subhuman Jew
We've struck gold
In to do some carpet bombing
so many posters here who are just deeply fucked people
I do genuinely think bbc pawg porn is peng tbf
>>224158327tearing my nans face off
>>224158314I myself am very pro podean so I don't think I would get on very well with Australians and New Zealanders. Our views on the matter would just be too different.
>>224158314Digger please
>>224158365No one asked
>>224157952did they all piss in that pool
No announcing reportsNo spazzingNo energy drinksNo methNo PetersNo shopliftingNo chemicalsNo bombsNo umasNo shagging animalsNo wiki editingAnd definitely NO MICE
>>224158364>>224158365s
WHOATEMY MUM?
>>224158365What made you this way do you think? Imagine if your mum and dad seen these posts?
Does anyone here not have the Spanish flag poster filtered? Not that it does any good with him samefagging his own posts >>224158389Post hidden
>>224158383that'd be terrible if they did
You know what rhymes with diggers
the fungus is among us
If you have the Spanish flag hidden https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224158398Combine the links. Spamming/flooding.
>>224158404Why would you hide that post Toby
>>224158398white women are sexy and black men are sexysorry
>>224158427>>224158404nigga WHO asked
mad how you never see leftypol randomly posting about interracial porn
bored to tears today
>>224158443Just never happens x
Mousey infamously loathed attention, he kept telling us so
Lots of Africans in Melbourne. Reckon one must've porked his missus in a nightclub toilet to explain his aversion
>>224158427It's good to have you back
>>224158414If you have the Spanish flag filtered,This is the same person samefagging himselfYou should do this one too Reason: avatar/signature >>224158434I'm not "toby" but you are a annoying retard. You're barely above a robot. You need to get a grip and stop stalking me. You are very boring and low
he first BBC newsreader to have a regional accent was Yorkshireman Wilfred Pickles. He was given the job during World War II because the BBC and the government thought someone with a regional accent would be harder for the Germans to impersonate.
>>224158404Surely "Chudsy" would be a better name
Does anyone see any deleted posts yet? Want to go on smoko
>>224158388an odd looking people aren't they
can't believe their public broadcaster is actually called the BBC lmao
just seen some report announcing
>>224158493fucking shit roarlike a black man's PENISfucking screechingBLACK PENIS WILLYSCREEEAAAAMMMM
>>224158486yankbrained hellyeahslop please at least try to make good posts
Can't believe their national army is called the Poowong Rippas
>Jobs website Adzuna said it had just 8,383 graduate vacancies listed in July, down from 15,397 at the same point last year.>The number of graduate vacancies listed hit its lowest level since Adzuna started recording such data in 2016. The firm pointed to a peak for graduate roles in 2017, when it had more than 55,800 listed on its website. LOL zoom zooms and normies don't know what the fuck's going on
>>224158458bro said give me the Simple Jack
>>224158495User is impersonating 4chan staff. I am impersonating 4chan staff. Announcing reports would be your worst gimmick ever if you just for once got some replies to it
>>224158516thanks labour
Had no idea italians were the single most mixed group in Europe
He’s not mousey but has exactly the same posting style, obsessions etc etc
And Tilde's prediction for Chelsea tonight?
>>224158532you don't have very many friends do you lad
>>224158528it's wogs and women unironically nothing to do with labour
>>224158532shut up please shut upnot a single person is reading your chatgpt conversations
>>224158535You're talking to yourself Not a soul cares
>>224158548cope on starmertrooper-burnhamite
>>224158532someone who thinks britons are mixed just reveals they know nothing about geneticsthe fact we're less mixed than germans causes their double digit iq brain to short circuit
SpainJew down
>>224158576YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!
i know where temptation lies inside of my heartt
My new melody:AAB, CCCCC, AAB, AAB,AB, AB, AB, CC, AB
>>224158570YOU ARE A RETARD!>>>/pol/brit
burnham's in ukraine he's giving them our nukes
sippppsss yep i remember
>>224158600Exhibit A
toby, i know you don’t like it, but we’re gonna have to save the white race. it’s not my call, it’s outta my hands, but we’ve just gotta do it ok
>>224158625i wish
>>224158619chad
>>224158633Nobody is listening to you
no one normal has strong opinions on foreign conflicts
>>224158619I have met 2 ftm transgenders at uni and I deliberately was flirty with them because I'm a sociopath
me in the chair
If you have the Spanish flag filtered, concat these two lines:https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224158641Off topic / trolling / avatarPolitics belongs on /pol/ and that's a sticky. Bye bye nonwhite
i can at least understand mtf trannies, but ftm is just bizarre. why would you want to be a m*le
kind of mad how that scene in breaking bad where walt rapes skyler is just glossed over
>>224158650They are actually
people like to joke about virgins and autists who never shagged in high school or uni and all that but the more harrowing truth is that some lads here probably never even had anything resembling friends or intimate social interaction to begin with, even going back to primary school age, there were always one or two kids who bit people and had in-school carers just complete and utter genetic detritus and we're forced to learn about their diseased lives on here
>>224158619please stop this is incredibly sad
mousepaedo melty
>>224158684see now I believe the opposite of this
I raped Ted
>>224158641You're a nonwhite Not spiritually or whatever. You don't have a soil for that. You're a nonwhite. You just are >>>/pol/Brit your containment chamber instead of trying to make change you DON'T want at the cost of everyone's fun. You are wasting your life and making the space worse with your nonwhiteness
Hi. I'm a cuck. I am interested in this job as a dead dog disposal crew member for Rotherham Veterinary Centre.
>>224158658Because the water system for a single home in britain is usually more advanced than thoae built in african village and the £3 option chosen by those adverts is based upon several people contributing the bear minimumi know gammons are allergic to thinking but i won't let you get away with claiming ignorance
>>224158690No. Even the person telling you to fuck off left. Nobody is listening to you. Nobody is spectating the debate. You're just proving something to yourself but probably never will probably because you NEED validation from someone else to accept it. But nobody cares. Figure it out. Try going outside instead of pol you goy
Honestly glad that the UK is the least white European country now, in a generation nobody will have to listen to this bellend go on about how white he is because his kind won't exist
Earned a hefty pay packet working dead paki disposal for the army back in the aughts
>>224158733(two psychiatric nurses burst out of a nearby doorway and jab a syringe of estrogen into your neck and drag you out of the room)
>>224158752Stfu chink
>>224158609corrrrrrrrr add some distorted 808s to that ASAP
>>224158709look the white race is getting saved toby and you can kick and scream about it but it’s just happening ok
>>224158742melt on
>>224158752groundbreaking stuff mate it only gets more scathing after the 300,000th time
>>224158733The bear minimum towards the bear necessities
>>224158755hot
no one posts tim anymore. wonder what he's up to
Hi. Bumping the thread until activity comes back while these people are dial8ing
>>224158785in the spackhome morgue with worms in his eye sockets
Give me just a little more Tim,And our love will surely grow
>>224158672Ever shag them up the arse
Smoking a cigarette thinking about the JPS Black days
tower hamlets man in
>shut up please shut up>not a single person is reading your chatgpt conversations
nitrous powered paki
>>224158828>You're currently banned from this community and can't comment on posts.
>>224158828Prefer his other plays
>>224158824Went to Germany and you can get a 40 deck for the same price as a 20 deck here
>>224158828>You are currently banned from R/ London Did you say something negative about brownpepo
>>224158872yh...
31 year old young zoomer boy wondering what I'll be when I grow up
>>224158884Naughty naughty (that's a pimp saying I learned)
zoomer unc man in
walk around the park toil complete
Cyrax bricked another Xbox. Stop giving him Xboxes. An Xbox helps you get a girlfriend and he's taking them all when all his girlfriend's are fake, anyway, and probably the people he's cheating on his girlfriend's with also
wanktoil man in
rorke accidentally putting a kiss react on one of leftypols messages on didscord and scrambling to remove it before hesees
where we all gone then?
Br right back off to think about more stuff to post whole we recover Oh unless it is fine
>>224158915
>>224158986why's he blue
Not very culturally tolerant is it. Diversity is our strength after all
>>224159002Stop. Digging.
If we all had neuralink or some AI in our heads by now and I learned how to avoid guardrails and could break the AI in my head it would be so over for me. I'd never get out of bed and I think it would be the case for a lot of others as I'm not special
>>224159003Here's a tip: get a better job!
Having a smoke
>>224159003if theyre concerned about certain cultures reaching the UK then I think tipping is bottom of the list to be worried about
rorke is finished
>>224159003Makes me laugh when you go to the petrol station or poundland or wherever and the card machine comes up with 'do you want to donate to charity' and the bird at the till reaches over to press no for you every time. They have to do that all day knowing no fucker would ever press yes.
remember when we used to call women cum dumpsters
>>224159075Rorke just needs to wait for this to all blow over.
>>224159075Same companies will be whining about lack of good employees in a few years
>>224159082Lots of people do give to charity. Weird for you to say otherwise
Report announcer mong should get bullied by staff imo. Last meta post though
>>224159095moids: why do women hate men? also moids:
>>224159075get the graduates chronically unemployedget them addicted to /brit/ and wasting their lives
nth for the baddiedem
>>224159164unironically think many new posters here are fresh graduate neets
>>224159144suck my cock
rorke, do you not feel shame in that fact your lovely 100% cotton clothes have cotton picked by slaves?
>>224159144Yeah but not when they're there to simply buy a can of coke
>>224159075crashing this economy with no survivors!
>>224159171Awooga
The great university and tuition fee scam is starting to unravel.
>>224159180nope x
>>224159075wonder what "survey suggests" actually means
Ever think it might be nice to stab and kill?
>>224159196hope i live to see the whole thing come tumbling down fuck uni
get the student loans accumulating interest
>Rachel Reeves’s decision to increase national insurance contributions (NICs) for employers “disincentivised” businesses from hiring young people, a Labour mayor has said.>Richard Parker, Mayor of the West Midlands, suggested that the former chancellor’s policy under Sir Keir Starmer’s government may have contributed to the crisis in young people not being in employment, education or training (Neets).
>>224159239Sexy elves
touch my bumthis is life
>>224159215settle down, mohammad
>HS2 costs soar to over £100bn as opening delayed until 2039, Transport Secretary confirms
I hope the lad or group who leaked gta 6 are not in a five eyes country
>>22415917135
charles is not my king, CHRIST is my king
Pay your respects to the Pearly King of Peckham
>>224159287actually tragic how shite this country is.
>>224159283sick of seeing that shirt everywherethat and 'good vibes only'
nothing screams winning a war like continually floating the idea of conscripting women
>>224159239frieren sorted out the lack of coinage in the norf lands, give her a crack at chancellor of the exchequer
>More than £260k raised as families pay tribute to officers killed in A66 crashmong country
>>224159287This is all the boomers fault! Why dont people want a brand new railway going through their ancient woodland and gardens. Better add a few more 1000 biomass into their town so they can be educated
>>224159322Why?
>>224159287could build it all underground for that money.
women shouldn't be police officers but they should definitely be in the armyif you catch my drift
>>224159329Thin strap over the boobs is hot (and always was)
>>224159322why is this the solution to everything now? just throw a fundraiser at the problem!
>>224159290
>>224159379what problem is it solving in this case?
went on interpals and it was just third worlders and scammerswent on hellotalk and it was the same thingwhere am i to find a similarly aged european girl
>Man who died in A66 crash had assaulted police officers multiple times | ITV News
Step 1: Purge army of all ScotsStep 2: Put large military presence in ScotlandStep 3: Rename Scotland "North England"Step 4: ??You know the rest
femleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787573023894195.jpgIdea: full body stockings with blurring on the boobs and vagina
>>224159391Funeral costs
i think we would vote to get back into the eu tomorrow given the chance dunno why labour havent noticed this and jumped on it
>>224159391Bringing them back from the dead of course
I have male fatigue
>>224159396forget it lad if you’re not a looker then it's just as pointless as any of the usual dating apps
>>224159404and whats wrong with people helping with that?
Finally, irl censorship
>>224159402she's probably taller than me
Doing some absolutely rancid farts
>>224159426im not bad looking at all (hard to believe) but i dont want to touch any of the runts in my area. british women in general just put me off
I already had a wank
>>224159427Should be helping with the coppers' funeral costs
>>224159404>Jason Arday funeral fundraiser tops £150,000 these funerals are getting a bit pricey eh
>>224159250
>>224159467need those golden coffins
Don't think Chuddy Malone has made one decent post
Crazy how onlyusemeblade gets pussy because he treats women like shit and is upfront with women but the woman he should be with would be with him if he wasn't like that. They are soulmates
poo chute unloading pending approval
>>224159485Well he is a mousey alter ego
I'd never say this if he was there but I like Employed Woman's posts and think he's really clever and witty
>>224159475Just set this as my phone background
family now owes me at least £900
fundraiser to get chuddy malone a gf
Rorke has opps in the British Heart Foundation charity shop on the high street
>>224159467That's OLDs, it's now over £200k and is aiming for £250k
>>224159504isnt being scared of spiders rational down under
the cope gonna be crazy when zelensky is eventually arrested on corruption charges
Fundraiser to neuter chuddy malone
>>224159538just two more weeks
>>224159396I talk to lots of Brazilians on hellotalk
>>224159537You get used to them
>>224159524lmao he claimed he was getting £1.4mil for his book contract as wellim sure he left enough for a funeral
Don't tell him I said this, he famously hates attention, but Chuddy is really entertaining and quick with a funny quip
>>224159505>>224159541I'm just gonna have another wank
>>224159549same as with netanyahu he needs to leave office first
>>224159404don't police officers make good money and have good benefits in the uk?
>>224159580
>>224159398Guy on the left is that early youtube chav character. Devo was it?
deegz is definitely the ian hislop of /brit/
>>224159562my aussie friend sent me a picture of a spider on his front door and it took up about a quarter of it so how do you get used to that, what do you even do about it
>>224159600Both very funny blokes
>>224159594Grim how wogified white people are now
melting into my chair reading about unemployment and neets
my mobile data is slow and i'm too warm and i want to go home and die this is not a good start to the week
>>224159613>white
>>224159467bit crazy since his salary must have been in the mid 6 figures. it should really go to his children
>>224159613They're gypsies
Chudster tell us another funny post so we can laugh about it
>>224159606I would listen, and that's what nobody else did
>>224159624hoping they spend it on something dumb like captain tom's senpai did so we can all enjoy the headlines
I feel like Hell boiled over
>>224158408haha yeah, thatd be awful..
>>224159617my country a gay porn
Instead of them being naked to come in and feed you (boy kibble) it's a full body see through satin thing with blur on the censored bits. And while you eat she puts clothes on to jerk you off People talk a lot of shit about what they want but if the second part of that happened (the part that is possible) it would be a waste or a shame
unfortunately its time for me to find a source of income cba with the centrelink humiliation ritual though
spiders my nigga frlittle cunts are natural pest control
this is my last ever post on 4chanyour last chance to tell me anything you've got to say
>>224159591its completely unnecessary but brits are sentimental and feel the need to throw money around when they see a sad headline
>>224159687see you tomorrow
everyone wants Spurs to go down
>>224159668
>>224159687hi
>>224159594all pikeys
join a queer and BAME walking group
>>224159619>>224159627They dont have irish surnames
>>224159082no one does that cause its degrading as fuck when a trillion dollar company acts like it needs your 50 cents to donate to charity
>>224159695>OH GOOD THERES BLACKS THATS GOOD IM GLAD NOW HELLO
crazy how brits are the only white people where the underclass acts as badly or at times worse than bames
>>224159437manleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>224159695>Rorke going to the national park to look at nature>Leftypol going to count the number of BAMEs
Zoran Mamdani is goated bro we need someone like that in aus instead of another golem
>>224159733Not even a little bit true
the lower classes are revolting creatures>>224159733thats every country you think white crackhead bogans in aus or fent addicts in a yank trailer park arent acting like bames
>>224159695genuinely wonder if anyone actually reads this drivel
>>224159771british stock seems to be the common denominator
>>224159695this is just weird honestly
watching wmaf jav
*throws a 2L glass bottle Elixir at Mousey's head* *it restores his Magic Points so he can cast Ultima or even summon a Guardian Force*
>>224159695they do this for clicks
>>224159796gwan Mousey!!!
>>224159687Are you a girl? I love you Or I don't think you like me
watching mf javi dont see colour
>>224159783its just generations of poverty fucks you up and makes you evil. be glad youre not in southeast asia or something where they experience true poverty and the underclass boil monkeys alive for money and run sex trafficking rings and murder for hire etc
mental how the days keep coming and going
>>224159733Mad how you're always trying to put white people down and justify nonwhites being here You are extremely mentally ill
how much does boiling a live monkey pay exactly
>>224159820does the same thing happen in other euro countries like france or germany or spainnever heard of a french chav equivalent
I'm 33yo, never been on a holiday, never had a gf, no mates, never employed, only recently woke up, everything I try is a failure
>>224159858i'm in the same boat except i'm employed but about to be made redundant in this economy
>>224159867would
might go to Chinatown and shag some Chinese lasses
>>224159855obviously
>>224159841mousey you spend literal hours talking about raping animals
>>224159695I have walked or hiked for many years. I am glad to say there has been a noticeable increase in numbers of black and brown faces in recent times. In the coastal town I call home so many coach trips from the English midlands bring many more on summer days.
>>224159853not as much as you'd think
Why do people keep calling Chuddy Malone the mouseposter? He clearly claimed hes NOT the mouseposter
mincing about my flat to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbkInTnNQ28
>>224159853Probably less than boiling a feral cat
>>224158542>>224158549yeah we get it you hate scientific or technological things and you just want to talk about poo. I'm going to keep posting Google search results on interesting topics so you might as well accept it yeah?
>>224159881You are extremely mentally ill or not a white person. One or the other
>>224159858you could go on holiday right now. £115 return flights for 3 days in Spain and you can leave tonight. add another £100 on and you've got a shitty hotel as well
>>224159826keep the streak going
>>224159884Noticed this last time i went to the lake district. Luckily they all drive and just take pictures and dont hike but it put me in a sour mood
>>224159923going on holiday by yourself is fucking grim
>>224159944it would be something to tick off the list though. gotta take some action
Wait is that Mousey?? But Mousey famously hates attention wtf he'd never post in a manner which made him instantly identifiable...
>>22415989290s quirk chungus
>>224159668this is the sort of thing a nonce says btw, please sdont say this
>>224159923not been captious, but what would be the point? I'd be a 33yo virgin in a sunny shithole for 3 days>>224159884This is a recent thing in my town too, over the last 2-3 years. A lot of days in summer the beach is 90% brown, its a weird and horrific scene.
>>224159923>add another £100 on and you've got a shitty hotel as welljust going to be staying at a bus stop otherwise yeah? mongoloid
>>224159944No it isn't. Just go somewhere no one knows you to get let adopted
>>224158341Recycle
>>224159976or get there and find a hostel like a lot of people do. dickhead
>>224160002>>224160002>>224160002
>>224159970Them as in a girl. Had to realize wtf you are talking about but it's sad you think that way because of all the nonces talking about "them" to skirt around bans even though it wasn't worth posting in the first place
notice that the general went to shit while i was serving my ban. honorably too, not being some router-resetting freakazoid. my humility shadows yours like the moon over spain
>thought I was home alone in the flatshare>went on a pretty racist rant in the living room while doing some chores>can’t remember if I was saying it out loud or if I was just saying it in my head>would be extremely uncomfortable going into his room to ask if he heard me being racist earlier>now have to live with the ambiguity of whether he knows if I’m a Rorke or not
>>224158486life is unironically like this for AmericansI don't think I've even seen the opposite social contract meme for them while every single european country has a version of it
>>224158516>hit its lowest level since Adzuna started recording such data in 2016.nice they started recording after the 2008-2013 hell market millenials went through
>>224158619still a woman
