futacock

Why do we play video games? Somewhere in between tutorial mode and the final boss we find pieces of ourselves..

Paging Dr. Futacox

I expect boomers to be retarded but it's always disappointing seeing /cum/leafs being boomer tier. Some of them are Indian so I can understand them, but the rest of you have no excuses.

>>224167699
You have no idea how negotiations work

really craving watermelon rn

>>224167731
Wake up. It’s not a conspiracy. Annexing Canada is the current US foreign policy.

This argument is boring af

Canadian twink butts are being tariffed, IM FUCKING RUINED! FUCK YOU CARNEY!!!!

it's just banter

Gotta inject some redbull into my stomach

>>224167648
>#11756
fr?

My mom said I was born with a black cloud over my head

>>224167787
>taking Orangeman seriously
I suppose he will defeat Iran tomorrow as that is US policy

>>224167824
We gotta do something big for #12000

>>224167648
Leebait?

>>224167853
Their demands in that trade deal tells you everything

>>224167870
Janny will give you a 30 day for that

>>224167787
Don't think you think if it was actually us policy we would have just done it already?

>>224167846
Timr to throw her into a nursing home

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>>224167824
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/%2Fcum%2F%20-%20Canada%20USA%20Mexico/

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>>224167877
So then stop bending over for orangeman like Carney has been doing since May lol praising his Iran war and asking us all to buy American alcohol. You libhomos want to have the cake and eat it too.

>>224167906
Sir Stuart Stammers

>>224167890
No, because the based and trad liberals who gave my family Permanent residency are the only things stopping the US military with their elbows

>>224167853
>>224167877

>>224167890
Why do you keep tariffing us then and going on about the 51st state bullshit
>>224167937
He rejected the deal though

>>224167870
>>224167886
https://geany.org
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geany

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>>224167787

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Here’s a good bumper sticker

Working out with dad tomorrow

>>224167983
The tariffs are deserved and every country except literally ours uses them

>>224167983
Only after Carney making a bunch of commitments and looking so weak the US started making more demands lol you guys are maga tier in your leader worship

>>224168028
how old are you
how old is your daddy

>>224168049
Twenties and forties

>>224168026
>transcontinental
I finally understand why troons are so into high speed rail

>Elbows up ehhh *starts gooning on a Toronto bus*

>>224168043
What commitments? There was no deal signed

>>224168074
Obsessed much?

>>224168067
I'm in my mid 20s and my dad is in his late 50s.

>>224167890
The trade deal THIS WEEKEND would have reduced Canada to a vassal state, ceding control of trade and minerals to the US.
Wake up!

i support canadian discrimination

244 threads in the next 7 days #12000 threads
>>224167860

I don't think cum is fast enough.

the malevolent maple

and we are back with day 4, the concluding part of this psychedelic odyssey on the gov't dime! Today I took tootsie to the park, and you know what, getting high in my shitty IKEA gamer chair is just as rewarding, if not more!

>>224168245
that's 28 cums a day until September 1st 2026 to reach #12,000

>>224168043
You just want to be angry.

>>224168126
I dont care about trains though

>>224168290
And you just want to defend the party that filled Canada to the brim with jeets. We all have different ideas of what Canada is, Rajesh.

it's hard for me to believe that a regimented stretching routine is useful for an otherwise active person

watching nickwhite

>>224168125
Do you know what the word commitment means?

>>224168258
Fuck you

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https://youtu.be/tglaQn-g9-Q&t=98s

everything just goes byyyyyyy

if ya don't pay attention

everything just goes byyyyyy

if ya don't pay attention

everything just goes byyyyyyy

>>224168369
Total Slovenian hate

>>224168205
You wake up! The alarm is going off and you are just asleep pissing the bed

>discussion on other board about any topic
>someone finds way to seethe about America, calling opinions "Amerishart takes", "stupid Americans" out of nowhere when the conversation had nothing to do with it
Swear this site only does this with America, India, and Israel

Dad retired and now spends all day in front of the tv swapping between CNN and Young Sheldon. If this is what awaits me in 40 years I may as well kms now

Pretending the party that let like 3 million indians in since 2020 is good for Canadian sovereignty is boomer tier, do better /cum/bros

>>224168415
Whats funnier is when they start doing it on non-flag boards and neither of the people accusing each other are American

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>>224168369
look, Ranjit, this is where I hiked. Do you rikey? But yeah, it's a bit wearing on the heart, seemingly, this tootsie, tho overall it seems very beneficial. It sure stimulates one's indigestion, haha.

>>224168449
I watch kick and use 4chink.

>>224168508
Comfy

>>224168508
Jump off a cliff faggot

>>224168328
No, I don’t want that. Calm yourself. Your judgement is clouded by anger.

>>224168449
I dont think TV as we have it now will exist in 40 years

>>224168508
Very pretty! Don't do drugs though! Drugs are bad!

>>224168491
>Stupid sexy HAWT HIMBO Americans...

This girl at the gym is ultra sexy tier, model tier

>>224168508
demolish those commie blocks

>>224168592
take a creepshot for us

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https://youtu.be/6isz01iv8Ls

out pops the cracker

smacks you in the head

knifes you in the neck

kicks you in the teeth

takes all your credit cards

>>224168458
Love him or hate him, Carney saved Canadian sovereignty this weekend.
>not placing blame on the provincial premiers for going to turdeau begging for TFWs
ISHYGDDT

>>224168557
Blud trying to use some Yoda shit :skull:

Stop. If we kill him then we're no different than him

>tfw no white puerto rican gf

Where yo ass was at when I was gettin masturbated
Where yo ass was at when I was gettin
masturbated, nigga

Need to figure out what to do to get the mouse out. At this point I'm considering using mousetraps

>>224168635
This is your brain on CBC and reddit, grim.

"Gooner culture" is the fakest shit in the world.
>uuugghh I'm gooning
>who wants to goon with me?
>FUCK I wish I was a girl
It's called masturbating, you retards! You are gay!

I demand sex with a Canadian and only then will the tariffs cease!

>>224168604
You wish

>>224168721
You're just a tease

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>>224168596
that is the single largest concentration of commieblocks in the entire country. Taken on its own, that neighborhood has more inhabitants than the third largest settlement in the country! It has its highlights tho, like this old castle, cause, hey, this is still Europe. Tho I'm sure that in many places in North America too you can see just these random Tudor-style or neogothic mansions or whatever and they're very impressive.

>>224168698
Zoomers are making their own way

>>224168698
Freakin PhD in fappin ova ere

>>224168677
I accept your concession.

You jackoff?

I need to do laundry.
I need to clean my room.
I need a new bed frame and mattress.
I need a new desk.
I need a new chair.
I need a new Laptop.
lol

>office crush posts vacation pics on ig
>she looks genuinely 10/10 beautiful
This bitch is gonna make me delete my own head fr

y'don' even need to buy cock rings

just wrap a rubber bang on ya balls and shaf t

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>>224168698

>>224168761
you dont need anything. free yourself.

>>224168765
just sexually assault her and say you're Indian when the police come for you..

>>224168787
I also need new curtains for the room.

>>224168785
Not gay enough for me trash

>>224168765
are you the office Jim
or are you more of a Stanley
just… just don’t tell me you’re a Toby

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never seen a ratio that crazy

Please give me a follow on IG

Do people really use social media? I don't have or use any. I've had people tell me here they thought at first I was a criminal who moved to escape justice here before they got to know me lmao

>>224168852
Naw.

>>224168860
4chan is social media too

>>224168850
haven’t been following the actual court case, but the reactions have been hilarious
women are scary af

Anyone wants to become friends and workout together

>>224168901
Not really we are all anonymous here.

Whenever you walk into someone and you’re both not sure which way to go just lean in and kiss them

>>224168753
Only conceding I'm doing is cunt-seeding yo mama!

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>mfw I find myself in Boogie Wonderland

>>224168852
Do you have a niche meme account?

LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT!

>>224168942
social media is about sharing and interacting thoughbeit

>>224168984
I mainly just post pictures of fish I caught and pictures of the sunset

>>224168939
You are 5000 miles away so it would be kind of hard

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Anyone try this game? I want to play more but I’m afraid of dying.

How do you get a job here fuckface

>>224168834
Never seen that show lol. So I can ve whichever character is a big loser!

>>224169006
Social media is about showing off and gaining clout more so isn't it? Being anonymous kind of kills that. Lots of MP video games are also about interacting and sharing but obviously arent social media.

>>224169046
the lore seemed weirdly convoluted, I couldn't make heads nor tails of that

>>224169033
Just use a plane

>>224169079
Every day?

I’m so much smarter than a lot of you

>>224169076
>Social media is about showing off and gaining clout more
now maybe, it wasnt like that before. 4chan is kind of a preservation of the original intent of what social media actually is.

>>224169117
Oh yeah smart guy?! What's 2+3?!

>>224169055
Are you willing to work for free?

>>224169114
Just live here

i'd whip all your asses on jeopardy

>>224169076
social media
noun
Interactive forms of media that allow users to interact with and publish to each other, generally by means of the Internet.

So yes a videogame would work too if it has publishing and comments (mario maker, little big planet, etc.)

>>224169153
Are you offering room and board?

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>Circle Time
Jason…

>>224169117
It's not that difficult to be above average if you think about it

What’s a good video game to get into for someone whose life is over

>>224168657
Bye bye, terrorist. If you hate this world so much then stay in the next one.

>>224169245
One of those games that requires a job like level of time commitment

>>224169077
I’m only on the 2nd mission so I haven’t met any demons yet.
The end of the 1st mission had like 6 guys for me to kill. I only won because I tossed a grenade down their hallway and shot them one by one as they rushed out. If I met them in the open I would be dead.

>>224169245
Public masturbation.

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Is this true

>>224169222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfG7awieN0
that reminds me of a man who did an astounding amount of drugs in his time...and was also fairly musically talented

>>224169140
Fair enough.

>>224169194
Eh take the w if you want it, but I still disagree.

>>224169220
No

>>224169306
2edgy4me

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>>224169302
>Ummmm Italy bros?!

>>224169302
Seems like a satirical image to mock Israelis for stealing levantine cultural dishes

How about socialist media and it’s watch DPRK news broadcasts instead of doomscrolling on zogtok

>>224169245
look for an mmorpg

tel alviv? what should i tell em?

>>224169350
What the helly

>>224169194
>>224169194
>>224169324
This came off as dismissive and rude, I apologize and didn't mean it that way.

you'll never be dagestani

>Cviček is a Slovenian wine from the Lower Carniola region of Slovenia.[1] It is a unique wine, composed of different grape varieties including both white and red grape species. It has a relatively low alcoholic content of 8.5% to 10%.[2] Despite its long history of being known as a sour and poor wine, it has recently become a very popular drink with both local people and visitors to the region
well, there you have it, that's what's on tap today!

I don't know if I've always been stupid but just become more aware of it now, or if I used to be smarter but my current motivation / sleep / nutrition are holding me back

>>224169429
all good my man
appreciate the clarification

Poo: OUT!

>>224169429
You rotten piece of shit

I'm going to drink some kefir and watch some tv. Got a problem with that? Then turn off your computer and kill yourself, nigger.

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What's his problem

Why don't you just sell all your belonging and move to Brazil and live like a king forever

>>224169537
Huh? Was A. Wyatt Mann really affiliated with Anton Lavey (Jewish)?

Are there more doors or wheels in the world?

>>224169527
I like kefir, liquid yogurt, ayran, milk, of course. Maybe that's cause I drink a lot of wine and milk is even more hydrating than water. Also love isotonics.

>>224169617
Doors obviously, there were doors before wheels even existed

>>224169592
The church of satan, whatever happened there

>>224169537
>A. Wyatt Mann was Greek
yeah, no wonder he emphasized his white identity, haha

>>224169670
They're still around.

>>224169642
It depends what you count as a door. Some really advanced Sub-Saharan African tribes came up with the idea of building a wall around their village, but didn’t have technology for things like arches or hinges, so the “door” was just a gap in the walls every once in a while

Rape victims report feeling an uncleanliness that can’t be washed away

>>224169683
Brian…

>>224169670
I remember back when Westboro Baptist Church was a hot topic I saw a collage of Church of Satan members pissing and having sex on their graves lol, kind of based not gonna lie

>>224169709
So do women when a sub 8 male looks at them

penis flattening procedure was a success, but I can tell I'm going to feel sore for a while

>>224169728
>muh WBC
Who cares; are you mad that they didn’t thank the dead ZOGbots for their service?

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Is this real

my high school classmate's dad died in afghanistan and the wbc picketed his funeral

Lucifer was a hero that stood up to a tyrant who was torturing millions of people

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True

>>224169728
That's not even 1% as interesting as WBC on a bad day

>>224169811
My classmates brother died in Iraq and he brought in a rap song he made about it and played it. All the black kids were trying not to laugh

Anime phonk remix

>>224169855
LOL

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Did you get this with your preorder?

>>224169771
*pisses and has sex on your grave*

Ayy, I ain't breakin' yoh bollz. I'M TRIPPIN' BOLLZ OVA EAH!

I don't get the hype for GTA. I never really enjoyed GTA.

>>224169855
This anecdote is really peak Americana. I'm in awe

>>224169916
Yeah Toronto sucks

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>AOC had her eggs frozen
WHERE ARE THEY

>>224169949
>WHERES RACHEL
haha

>Iranian currency hits new record lows
Shiabros...

Just punched my local chud

>Puerto-Rican
so basically mulatto? nice tatas tho

>>224170012
Women are trying to make chud mean a jolly little fat fellow who eats fastfood

Its crazy that women lay eggs, like chicken

>>224170050
Looksmaxxers said this guy was never 10/10 and has fallen even lower in recent years. Really makes you think

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>>224170012
Is this you?

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>>224170072

To be honest I'm really only an incel because I'm shy, looks are overrated, being dark triad low inhib is really what is all about

>>224170072
It do be like dat

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Medieval 2 is very kino, they need to remaster it.

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Why haven't you donated?

>>224170161
The raped correction

>>224170132
once Warhammer came out I was soooo thru with history titles, even tho that game is halfassed in many respects like not including bannermen or musicians and there being no unique siege maps even tho Warhammer contains very detailed descriptions of certain places.

>>224170132
They're in the early stages of making Medieval 3 now, they will definitely remaster 2 before 3 releases

My pee smells like chicken

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Late antiquity has already told us how to defeat the boomers. We need to kick their ass and lock them up in nursing homes

>>224170161
if she gave birth to kids and then killed them then her effect on the global population is net neutral. Makes sense to let her go when you see it like that

>>>/r9k/85414641
made one

>>224170197
Yeah I can understand that. I played Warhammer a lot as well. But I played Warhammer 2 for 1200ish hours, Warhammer 3 I am at like 750 hours. It just doesn't get me as hard as 2 did for some reason. I play all kinds of Total Wars though.

Also I play the miniature game too, so I love Warhammer Fantasy but they aren't the best Total Wars.

>>224170203
Man I really hope so, it will always blow my mind how Rome 1 got remastered before Med 2.

Say your male coworker that is kind of your friend bends over and you see his thong, do you give him hell or pretend you didn’t see it?

So why is the US even in control of Porto Rico?

>>224170260
a man wearing women's underwear is obviously a mentally ill freak. you should just distance yourself and not draw his attention

>>224170260
Give him a smack on the ass

Mom's cooking the fish I caught

or like Guam? I mean, what's the official excuse? were there even referendums for the locals for a chance of independence?

i'm about to poo
thoughts?

>>224170260
I'd laugh. Not my business.

>>224170348
Hmmmm heavy metals

>>224170351
I'll be there soon so don't bother flushing

>>224170351
Same. But mine's gonna be bigger

>>224170273
Spanish American. Spain got btfod, the legitimacy and power of the Spanish crown faltered in the Americas

>>224170363
https://youtu.be/2AYB-Gjo6cU?si=8tKQzFXFzxSbogMq

The niggas duoing and holding eachother to do half the weight I do LOL

>>224170389
>Ram It Down
SMELL THE GLOVE!

Send Don Jr off to do this, send Don Jr off to do that. Let Don Jr take care of some Mickey Mouse crypto currency somewhere.

>>224170217
This would have been proto-antiquity

it is with great pleasure that i have the privilege to inform my friends and associates in /cum/gen that i have just poo'd

>>224170418
Janny is in a lenient mood today

evacuating my bowels in a lynchian and esoteric way

>>224170517
Lynch died and everyone has already forgotten about him

>>224170531
No we didn't

What's the official 4channer car?

>>224170553
Without looking it up, when did he die? Exactly, you already forgot

>>224170560
rav 4

>>224170560
Honda Accord

>>224170560
the bus

>>224170560
Kia Soul
>repellent to women
>constantly bothered by negroes
>formerly meme worthy but now kinda cringe

Playing Persona 3 Reload

>>224170560
Cybertruck

>>224170602
wow, Kia's have completely gone out of style here afaik, they were really widespread in cca. 2010, but now Dacia's have taken their niche

>>224170618
I wouldn't feel bad about liquidating this sort of person

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.

>>224170651
Potential Anime title

>>224170618
so this is who talks about grand strategy games on /int/

Might go watch Coyote vs. Acme

Which one of you is this?
https://youtube.com/shorts/8JSTB81DUvk

what if there was a waco bell and one in every 500 customers gets a bag of sausage links instead of what they ordered

>>224170683
Why not Spiderman? Be a good goy

what's a good compilation of Owen Wilson being totally fascinated by stuff

>>224170651
Career women moment

Smiling friends makes one black people joke and then they get canceled...

>>224170739
I thought the creators were just lazy?

>>224170739
that Cusack is a peculiar guy...a chud, for sure, but he's hilarious and sort of brilliant

#bigboobs #anal #milf #squirt #bigass

>>224170651
Kafka-esque

>>224170792
Extremely low quality post

>>224170719
Have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYGhAPlsVM

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>>224170809

Legalize fentanyl. Everywhere.

>>224170813
Upload the doro running in the race I should have saved that but didnt

Jeets? No, not a fan

>>224170813
What would your Canadian boy butt smell like if I sniffed your butt through your underwear?

>>224170848
>>224170848
George Floyd still breathes...

>>224170895
Wise words

>>224170859
Don't have it

>>224170832
that guy is a riot

>>224170864
The Jets? Yeah they're not that good.

Might do roids idk

>>224170953
Are the hockey Jets as perennially awful as the football Jets?

The greatest gift of all is to not be born

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hello dudes

Just took a wicked good hit of wee

>>224171038
we are emerging out of the darkness and into a new age of getting high af, living forever, having robot butlers, and meeting weird and improbable alien lifeforms!

>>224171163
Another awful post

we're playing videogames today

back from usps

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powerful

I hate wise men because they are lazy, cowardly, and prudent. To the philosophers' equanimity, which makes them indifferent to both pleasure and pain, I prefer devouring passions. The sage knows neither the tragedy of passion, nor the fear of death, nor risk and enthusiasm, nor barbaric, grotesque, or sublime heroism. He talks in proverbs and gives advice. He does not live, feel, desire, wait for anything. He levels down all the incongruities of life and then suffers the consequences. So much more complex is the man who suffers from limitless anxiety. The wise man's life is empty and sterile, for it is free from contradiction and despair. An existence full of irreconcilable contradictions is so much richer and creative. The wise man's resignation springs from inner void, not inner fire. I would rather die of fire than of void.

>>224171230
new age aesthetics are great, and much of the music is too

>>224167461
They are not turning on the visajeets, they need them to continue destabilization efforts. They are trying to capitalize on populist sentiment right now, it's just pandering.

Besides, look at what they SAY vs. what they DO. That jeet who murdered all those kids on the Broncos team out in Alberta still hasn't been deported, and there's a high chance they will let him stay because "muh compassionate reasons".

People hate on McDonald's but seems to be the most organized fast food place

Wanna hear something messed up? In Europe they have this "right to roam" sacred law from pagan times. What it means is, if someone wants to journey over your property there is nothing you can do about it. They can even camp in your lawn and dig holes. Isn't that crazy?

>>224171276
wow, this Neechee guy probably would have been an acidhead hippie if he had lived a little later

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>>224171272
Satanic filth

>>224171345
That's Emil Cioran not neechee

>>224171333
I eat breakfast there everyday

>>224171340
that's mostly in Scandinavia, I think, but that's not legal where I live, and especially in England they had disputes over that after WWII afaik because landlords wanted to ban hikers from traversing their land even if it was just barren hilltops in the Pennins and a lot of those hikers were educated socialist lower class types who wanted to (re?)implement the right to roam in Britain

>>224171351
you mean huetzilopochtil i dont think they have satanic