Avg british woman edish
>>224168966>dat manface
>>224168966call me back when she has a COCK
AH
>>224168966where's the arse :/
average british male
>>224168966grim skinny square head bog lips fake boob wide shoulder have wanked to several trannies that are 100x sexier and more feminine
since starting to learn how to use the dishwasher ive just been leaving stuff in there until i need it next instead of putting it back in the cupboardis this what normal folx do?
>>224168966the face looks disfigured
>>224169028ugly little thing isn't he
>>224169028THIS should have been the OP. Btw if you wouldn't rather fuck this instead of OP vid, you're gay.
think i might have completely arsed up my life beyond repair
>>224169044UM x
>>224169035i don't know how to use my dishwasher
Cheer up Alan Shearer,Oh what can it mean, To a sad geordie bastard,And a shite football team
>>224169060ktim james version
>>224169044next one is for short kings.
>>224169054My awakening penis and the many spaffs I've had of him would disagree.
https://youtu.be/RpYJCmgry-gROCKSTAR GOON SQUAD
>>224169093That's up to you gay boy
>>224169060good
>>224169044is this meant to mean that she doesn't have a costume "for the guy" because she doesn't care about men, or her outfit "for the guy" is just being naked?
>>224169044overrated gremlin faced bint looks like every orange slag in essex and would fit right in on a traveller site
>>224169057OP is a female and yours is a male
>>224169110kek
WE ARE THE GOON SQUADAND WE'RE COMING TO TOWN
Fucking hell today was one of the roughest days for a long whileAnyone else pick up on those vibes?
>>224169073me neither but ive been learning how to use it
>>224169105I don't set limits on the pleasures that I partake of, anon. A cute fruity niggas's bumhole is a delight that I will not deny myself.
germany is returning to the 1930s
Anyone here who went to state school knew all five of these ladsThe five archetypes of pikey scum
>>224169162Bit of a strange way to put it but okay, that's fine. I won't yuck your yum xx
these gta vi leaks looking mad good x
>>224169120naked
>>224169170that's terrible!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF7zYOtmk8s
>>224169131I fail to see your point.
carey mulligan is so fucking CUTE
brinble
>>224168924Cheaper than FIFA
Mousey can you stop being a fucking knob for once in your life pal
>>224168732you into puke porn now then?
>>224169199think about her sometimes when im driving
>>224169175Physiognomy will never be disproven.
are you supposed to sip wine or gulp it
>>224169151it's Monday and I'm already drinking. Toiling tomorrow too
>>224169199she's kinda wrinkly already
>>224169229I've been partial to it for some time, yes. Hardly anything good out there unfortunately. Lots of JAV stuff but I'm more into White girls.
>>224169208who the FUCK is paying 100 quid for fifa? need rounding to
>>224169054even uglier in videos
>>224169175lad top right is always raging about something
i don't care about GTA
well said jez
in GTA6 you will be able to download ringtones for your ingame mobile phone
>>224169151i had a rough day too
>>224169253I'm also sucking on a beerMy train got canceled home and I was re-routed through some fucked up route, all the while being surrounded by darkies
>>224169246woke dont want you releasing balloons for your pikey retard mates
leo frankinnocent and that’s a fact, and you can’t argue with facts
>>224169250you're supposed to gurgle and spit
>>224169274i spend 1/6th of mine on rent. a bit less than that in fact
hard to believe the north east is a real place
in gta 6 can i play as the woman and be a massive whore
i spend £0 on rent
>>224169274https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22well%20said%20jez%22/>109 results foundMad the stubbornness required to keep this bit going 6 years past when Corbyn was past relevant, and now that he's been completely replaced as chief leftist shit-flinger by David Paulden.
>>224169291doesn't sound pleasant
Video games are a waste of time. I'd rather spend all day being productive on /brit/
>>224169274government pays me rent and gives me £1450 spending money
May head to the takeaway
>>224169316i have a good friend from Middlesbrough and he hates the place lol. Only place he hates more is Bradford where he had to work at one point.
mfers buying gta6 as if they weren't calling it woke for having a female protagonist
>>224169364get me a kebab please
>>224169337big fan of what i had going on in this screenshotfixed width text does look cool but unfortunately its just not that legible
>>224169175do other countries have grim people like thislike is there a german equivalent to these lads
>>224169250i always chug it right after the waiter pours it to show him how yummy i think it is
>>224169361how do i get in on this
Mum's mate was a right MILF. Reckon I had a small crush on her from 14-early 20s. Lost sex appeal rapidly as she headed too deep into the 50s unfortunately. But she was a perfect MILF. Nice and chubby, kept the face soft and youthful. Big boobs. Wide hips, big thighs, massive fucking arse. PEEEEEEENG ting, honestly. She did bubbly farts and all. Corr.Mental thing is I fancied all three in that family unit. Her son was a nice chubby lad with a cute face and a big peng arse. Daughter is a right cutie. Have had fantasies about shagging all three. ;)
>>224169396shame he's such an antisemite
Rip are beautiful 5 young lads forever young x
>>224169385not a rorke me, so even if it was woke i wouldn't have a problem x
DUDE RENT CONTROLS LMAODUDE JUST MAKE A LAW MAKING THINGS CHEAPER DUDE
>>2241693854chantards have no principles.Deltarune is one of the all-time most popular and most discussed games ever on /v/, despite being the wokest game ever with most of the cast being trannies.
why are the underclass so fascinated by balloons and fireworks
>>224169254She's not bad for being over 40, lad
>>224169364get me a chips cheese coleslaw beans and gravy please
>>224169434only deltatroons talk about that troon shit 4chan is just also full of trannies like everywhere online
>>224169439you ever watched any balloon popping porn?
>>224169403fake a suicide attempt for attention
Would be funny if Sabrina Carpenter is a virgin
>>224169439Go ask them - YOU WON'T
>>224169468would be funny if she got hit by a car and died
>>224169407don't know why people feel the need to describe the features of a woman that make their willies hard>Big boobs. Wide hips, big thighs, massive fucking arsealright nigga
Sometimes I get sad when I think of all the beauty that has been destroyed by the savage onslaught of time...
in Newcastle they go to the takehoway
>>224169468can say with 100% confidence shes not
>>224169442my last image of her was in drive so the wrinkles took me by surprise, i guess it goes to show that movie is quite old now
>>224169480Funnier when 5 lower class scum die in a car
might make a cuppa
>>224169482nonce
>>224169439A proper firework display is great. Knobheads setting off their pathetic bangers in the garden before it's even fully dark have no clue.
which LEGO olivia rodrigo would you stick up your bum then
St Nicholas' Place, 1910s and 2026
>>224169403be a dumb gay retard
Why is no one paying their respects for the 2 police officers that died having to chase those lower class scum?
>>224169482very french thing to say
I feel like a Black Republican, money I got comin' inCan't turn my back on the hood, I got love for themCan't clean my act up for good, too much thug in him (Nah)Probably end up back in the hood, like, "Fuck it then"
>>224169395>>224169449not made of fucking money
Sometimes I get sad when I think of all the beauty that has been destroyed by the savage onslaught of biomass...
they were 5 good young lads with bright futures ahead of them
the classism in this general is disappointing
>>224169468 she's a larper she does not have wild freaky sex with men
why are they like this?
5 good lads they didn't even get to drop their debut drill mixtape "I Commit Crimes In Cars Up Norf"
>>224169551thug life
>>224169551#justjewishthings
>>224169542this is why nobody cares about class solidarity, because it means you have to be upset when criminal scum get turned to mincemeat entirely due to their own actions
latest gta6 leak just dropped
>>224169551You just dont hear of all the stories of israelis not beating elderly disabled men its all the media
>>224169551I think they decided to become nazis
first balloon release https://xcancel.com/WasAcop/status/2091954254726545605#m
>>224169542the lower classes are vile little creatures
>>224169551muslims have been wanting to genocide them since islam began so its unsurprising they have a dim view towards them
>>224169551Scanning this post for even one singular morsel of British culture.
>>224169594kek
>>224169542the british underclass are scum
>>224169606aussies are the lowest caste of the anglo worldsad but true
>>224169612it mentions Poles
>>224169612It's British culture because the UK created Israel
>>224169590W india
Favourite type of tea? Earl Grey? Darjeeling? English Breakfast? Oolong? Matcha?Don't care what racial background you are, if you can't answer truthfully that you're not British
Suppressing the tranny thoughts.
>>224169607and yet they opened the gates of toledo to the moors, then fled to the ottoman empire during the inquisition. curious
>>224169632not true though is it
>>224169652Standard breakfast tea generally but I do like an Earl Grey on occasion. A nice treat is a standard bag with an Earl Grey bag to get the strength of regular tea but with that citrus-y kick.
>>224169013lol look slike a tanned less hairy version of mine
>>224169607Mad how Muslims have a legend about how in the end times, Muslims will walk around straight-up massacring Jews while the trees and the rocks call out to tell them there are Jews hiding behind them (except for the Jewish trees, which will refuse to tell them).When you meet a Muslim IRL remember that this is the sort of stuff they wholeheartedly believe is 100% total fact and they don't see anything wrong or ridiculous about it.
>>224169652chamomile
>>224169652prefer not to say
>>224169612it was posted by novara media, one of britain's most trusted sources of news
>>224169659my future gf
is english breakfast tea the same as normal teabags
>>224169668well established fact, sorry
>>224169652yorkshire gold please
>>224169652fennel tea for me
>>224169652English Breakfast closely followed by rooibos
>>224169694no idea why leftypol worships these weirdos
>>224169708its been debunked
aussies are the fittest caste of the anglo world
>>224169694there's a massive apostasy os young muslims going on but that doesn't suit the narrative of islamophobes or islamists so it goes completely unnoticed
The GTA 6 leaks just made me even more hyped ngl
>>224169743same here it looks good
All abrahamic retard cultists need to be wiped from the face of the Earth, no exceptions. The Romans utterly fumbled their chance to rid the world of that scourge. Praise Nero.
>>224169170based based based it 100x based
>>224169743ktim
this goes hard afhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42iWuTjzxbk
>>224169759Maybe it was guerilla marketing top kek
>>224169199brown eyeswhat happened there
>>224169761hs?
>>224169761you'll do nothing
>>224169742source?
>>224169721You used to at least have some leftypols back in the 2000s or 2010s who were anti-Islam but they completely vanished in the past few years for some reason. A lot of it has to do with the Israel conflict and how they now think anyone who says bad things about Muslims absolutely must be a "Zionist". Go on to /lgbt/ and start asking them why they support Islam and they'll immediately start screeching that you're a Jew without even being prompted.
the doctors sent me a letter saying they'll delete me unless i give them my address
cleaning with bea
>>224169721They don't
rape the lower classes
>>224169845blud just got offered another booster :skull:
mate who ive known for 20 years has stopped talking to megreat stuff
>>224169845They can't delete you if they can't find you
automatic prison sentence for women without armpit hair
>>224169866why?
>>224169872
>>224169866negative vibes around recently lad, watch out
>>224169866sometimes it's just good to end an arc yk, a great fella of mine of 10+ years also stopped talking to me like 4 years ago but i just saw it as closure, nigga got a baddie and dipped
>>224169761Based. Ave Nero!
>>224169902UM x
>>224169882Told him to
any drug man in?i got 40mg cbd and 10mg thc gummies, if I take one will it get me nicely monged out?
>>224169823its very strange. must take extremely powerful mental gymnastics to be a pro-islam leftist. utterly mind-boggling position to have.imagine spending decades chipping away at christianity, campaigning for secular humanism to take hold in our culture and institutions, then just give it all away to muslims who are a thousand times more zealous and devout than any christcuck.madness.
scene: family fuedsteve havey: rorke family, we asked 100 people, what the is the first thing you think of when you see the acronym BBCrorke: BLACK PENIS!rorke's family: good answer, good answer!steve harvey: lets see... BLACK PENIS!*LOUD BUZZER SOUND*
>>224169877Based. Women should have a bit of arm and leg hair too. Not too much, but it shouldn't receive more than a light trim. This is how women used to be before Big Razor intervened.
>>224169882dont know why never done anything to him
fawnypops in?
Would u rather cum everytime you poo or poo everytime you cum
don't mind armpit hair or forearm hair but I really hate leg hair on a woman
>>224169943he killed himself sorry
>>224169873absolutely shiteing myself because this show with magic and wizards and elf’s and dragons has people with a dark skin tone in it oh my goodness i am so angry!!!!
Nero had a castrated underaged boy sex slaves he forced to dress as a women and wear make up and called by the name of his ex-wife whom he'd murderedWhen Nero was taken down his boy sex slaves was going to slowly painfully tortured to death in the colosseum, but he killed himself the night before using the stick and sponge Romans used to wipe their arse with
da moozlims innit
>>224169902AI
2026 and rorke still believing in the mythical strawman leftists who worship islam or something (they don’t exists)
how many pushups/pullups/squats do you need to do daily to be noticeably ripped?
>>224169948what about pussy hair
>>224169966cap my nigga nero wasn't like that
>>224169866sorry lad
>>224169996lots
>>224169933Anti-theists got kicked out of the broader progressive movement around the early 2010s and that reshaped their attitude towards religion.You'll actually find most progressives aren't even anti-Christian anymore, they're just against specific forms of Christianity (white Evangelicalism, Mormons or tradcaths and so on). When it comes to African Evangelicals or Hispanic Catholicism they're A-OK with it.
>>224169996300 push ups, minimum 50 pull ups
>>224169966Nero? The CD burning software?
>>224169961446 is just smiling because of the victory/completion of the racebut blonde is a real pervert
>>224169966now reincarnated as spaino
Don't care about black elves or any of that. It's just a really fucking shit TV show
>>224169994>2026 and rorke still believing in the mythical strawman leftists who worship islam or something (they don’t exists)What do you call Zohran Mamdani's supporters then?He's a literal fundamentalist Muslim who prays regularly in the full robes and garb, and leftypol is completely ok with that.
>>224169994stop lying
>>224170035looks nothing like a woman here. the onlyfans shots must be enhanced
i saw the constipated "nigga" he poo's once a week
30 curls, 30 squats. 40 row pulls
>>224170035state of it. looks like a scrawny bloke lol
finnter
>>224170046>>>/cum/
>>224168966
>>224169961you can see her fanny opening to receive him
I met a girl one day her eyes were greyshe cast a spell on meforcing me to staywell she didn't but it worked out anywayI couldn't get awayand all I said was rubbishbut she liked it anyway
>>224169961>you will never have a girl (let alone a fit one whose an elite athelete) look at you that wayWHY EVEN LIVE
>>224170081what about the techno party in Zion and Trinity pussy? that was tight
>>224170035chopped. it's over for him now
mad how there are these things jumping around which are like humans from another timeline and we can't even communicate between each other, they just jump around and scream while we stand and look at them
>>224170105plenty of girls at the local running club
>>224170046oh he prays and wears the scary wog clothes does he? tell me when he when he orders all the gays to be thrown off skyscrapers, that’s something you always tell me muslims do
>>224170129you've been framed
atbcan't keep my eyes open
>>224170128i can communicate with them through the power of dance and song
someone post catberg swinging on the lampshade
anyone remember pinaple chimp. gone but not forgotten
nth for the gyaldem
>>224170046zohran is just a by the book ultra liberal larping, just like hasan, they're not actually muslims, nigga rides for gays lol
>>224170128least delusional atheist
>>224170128Jump around (Jump around)Jump around (Jump around)Jump up, jump up and get down
uhhhhhh, lads? why haven't you planned your holiday to Miami?
>>224170194pretty much said my name its over
>>224170194solely watching this to see if my name comes up
>>224170194guys pay for this. if your name is on here you just got it for free
>>224170201i'll be going to canada until drumpf fucks off
>>224170201why would they track this metric
>>224170206Claude doing bits x
>>224170194mad how they look like lesbians tho
just found about about pete best and it's like seeing that simpsons meme with the character no ones heard of
>>224170201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4
Coworker gave me a WWII arisaka because I did some quick mod work for him
>>224170228CORRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
most insufferable pretentious man alive surely
Tom Scott logging in to Roblox
PS5 costs like £800 or £600 for a digital only version Is it worth just getting a PS4? Any clue where I can find a new PS4 in 2026?
you guys done any sex recently?
bank asking me to use my sodding card reader to verify me sending a couple hundred quid to a mate despite me logging in with my account number, passcode, getting an OTP. Fuck off. I'm not some old bint getting scammed
>>224170282he's all northern and down to earth isn't he
>>224170290nope nevert. 38
>>224170289Stop being poor
>>224170201Because you're a nation of retarded zogged fascists who'll probably detain me at the airport over my opinions + I don't want to get shot by black gangsters or ICE
>>224170289Getting a PS4 in 2026 would be a proper mong move, mate. Hell, at least get a series S. Underpowered but it's current gen at least and will play GTA6 better than PS4 (is it even coming out on PS4?)
sanchez is rattled by transfer rumours
lost aux privileges once again :/
>>224170290No. Going to get waxed in a couple of weeks though so at least the cute young black bird that works there will be touching my willy (I always get erect)
>>224170310One day we'll rape the bourgeoisie to death >>224170320Yeah but the reason I wanted it was for certain PlayStation exclusive games
sucking on my cheddar cheese vape
>>224168966She's weird looking and has a long neck and sunburn. Would not bang.
bill oddie dead
>>224170201a bloke from florida told me it was not nice there
>>224170282lmao what a wanker
dont even have a telly how am i meant to play fta6
>>224170290yeahwaiting for more
>>224170282the guitar wasn't even amplified FFSsounded like a wet noodle
>>224170359least gay brit poster
when you see spar sponsoring something you have to remember that in europe it's a much bigger deal than it is here
>>224170328what did you play to whom?
love sexy gilfs so much i mean actual gilfs not 50 odd year old ‘gilfs’
>>224170289i'm almost 40 so i was baffled to see "digital only version"they actually make consoles that don't even take discs wtf
>>224170408played Emily Montes while the boys were driving the wrong way around the motorway :/
still waiting for that source btw lad.
>>224170403what if i dont want to have that memory
My life a wanked arse
>>224170403thanks mate. i'll bear that in mind
Do you have a source on that?Source?A source. I need a source.Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
>>224170410I was just outside for a bit and man Greek girls are angels, there's a blonde phenotype and they are just incredible >>224170421>Emily Montes:/
>>224170426i can bash your head with a lead pipe
>>224170421she do be playing Roblox and going outside
>>224170403the trvke that destroyed /brit/
>>224170285does this guy have a wife?
Rip Brad :(
>>224170061yeah no shit
cant sleep now woke up too late
>>224170235alri bert
>>224170528you are woke
>>224170501>die for a pathetic reason>look pathetic whilst doing itamazing
>>224170255special relationship innit
I haven't had barbeque sauce in agesI shall purchase some from the supermarket on my next trip
loyalty in civ 6 is such a retarded mechanic
>>224170566braver than you
>>224170558yeam im in bed awake
one must imagine my sissypussy happy
And the poo? Where is it?
>>224170255tourism is part of the economy
>>224170589good luck , woke have banned it
>>224170599brave and deadchose to fight for them due to "the donbas's solidarity with miners during the 1980s" when he wasn't even alivethe internet is frying people's brains
>>224170201i will be able to go there in gta in a month don't need to go irl anymore
>>224170617not ready yet
Scruppy is by far the sexiest gen z porn thot ever and puts every single boomerxellenial faps firmly in the L category.
>>224170627You are fake news
>>224170657>>224170657>>224170657
>>224170653
>>224170661they banned ut cos its BROWN
