ari edish
hi
>>224170657poor lass. the weight of her clothes has rendered her immobile
the moon generates its own lightthe woke lot don't like admitting it
why is there fireowkrs?
so this is star trek in the big ol 2026
I love black pussy
well that's a lovely body isn't ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_AX05k_y8
rorke going nah and leftypol being like yeah aha scr
>>224170697rorke is dead pal
hate BBQs and the beach two of the most overrated things in the world. Just a lot of carry on and mess.
>>224170700doctor spock rolling in his grave
>>224170711
>>224170729rorke passed on? what happened?
Wish real life was like a soulsbourne game and I was a cool important sexy powerful character in it
>>224170711need it on ma santa list x
>>224170657get her fed
>>224170700woke shite every fucking thing is woke shite
Isolated myself for years and missed out on crucial developmental stages and life milestones award
>>224170805ktim
>>224170766his creps were dedthen it spread
>>224170805there's still time
>>224170697celebrating the life of The Rt. Hon. Jason Arday, 1st Viscount Arday, KCVO, MBE
>>224170700apparently it's giving theater kid energy™
>>224170771ew what the fuck is that thingit looks like it belongs in morrowind
>>224170825proper sad what happened
>>224170805yeah thats a ktim
>>224170825hands look massive
>>224170842why rorke when you can ride
>>224170868he said he walked on them until he was 17
>>224170868shriek
>>224170882
>>224170868he said in his autobiography that he was going to become a baseball boy for the yankees due to his large hands but decided to focus on his sociology phd insteada truly amazing man
>>224170825looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224170868he used them to swing on trees and grapevines his entire life
>>224170700I will watch TNG/DS9/VOY on a loop until I die. I don't need your new shit. I will live in the past, in a better era. In 2098 it will still be 1998 for me.
mad how there's 2 totally free observation decks in The City
>>224170824uglier than that other ugly cat that gets posted here
leftypol going for a dunk in the poo corpse river in india for vishnu rorke having a wank in the bath for wotan
some hands are bigger than others
you know if arday doubled down on how much of a fraud he was in a jokey way, he could probably have become a joey essex type of figure, someone the country enjoys laughing atthrow him in the jungle, put him on strictly - he could have proper milked it if he had a brain
>>224170868big hands means big...
>>224170923why is that "mad"grow up
>>224170918please watch enterprise
>>224170937he could have been the new final boss of ibiza if he played his cards right
cheadle dossier *** *** ******* ***** ** ****
Your favourite soulsbourne lass?
just been out therethink the biomass found some sort of rapid replication glitch
>>224170963No wonder he trooned out. You can tell his T was pitifully low
>>224170963huge upgrade choosing to troon out. just wish he'd fully commit because that voice is unbearable
There's two funfairs within a few miles radius of me. I'm just imagining taking a cute girl there, seeing the pretty lights in the dark and how they reflect on her face. Going on the rides with her and hearing her scream. Buying her a burger at the van. Looking into each other's eyes. Getting on the bus back with the destination firmly being her room, both knowing, awaiting with barely concealed glee for the intimacy and ecstatic joy ahead.But instead I have no girlfriend, no one to go to anything with, will rot in my room and will be turning another year older with noone to celebrate with.
humans are not one species
Trek has always been very socially progressive and socialist coded in a very based wayAnyone who seethes about that has never watched itDoesn't change the fact that modern trek is shite although that's for other reasons
>>224170961I have watched Enterprise and rewatch eps every now and then but not to the same degree as the TNG era shows.
Your all so funny
>>224171005hideous building
>>224171005spanish are blacks
the biomass replication situation of 2026
need to stop wanking always end up on the 'ypno and I'm not even gay
>>224171001
>>224170963Utterly rapeable lad he was. Still rapeable now, just in a different way.
>>224171044well that's a gargantuan white bunda isn't it, corrrrrrrr
>>224171042yeah
>>224171005looks shit put a pin in any town in Britain and id bet the local parish church mogs it
>>224171020Classic Star Trek was techno-optimist liberal minded socialist.New Trek is woke fascist-obsessed socialist.
>>224170963Who?
Should I get Quasimorph
https://youtu.be/MPI4AgtOTxE
>>224171066We live in fascist times, seems totally appropriate
watching bedbananas
>>224171020Trek at it's most progressive is neoliberal with mild socialist/universalist bent. It is positively centre right by today's standards. I'm not going through all this because I've explained this to fags like you before.>socialistVery easy to do in a post-scarcity society where you can magic up shit out of thin air.
>hey mr wonka! am here!
legend of old youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaHbbP1iLt4
pouring hydrogen peroxide down my earholeget the wax out
>>224171044u arent a woman if u dont look like this
>>224170711ktim
>>224171063concerning
>>224171113use olive oil instead
chip butty
>>224171095They literally had episodes about trans rights and episodes explaining to people from the current day about abolishing money and redistributing all the way back in TNG
>>224170785>woke shiteBeen woke since Kirk kissed Uhura mate
>>224170805ktim but didn't know i was doing it at the time x
>>224171121u aint a boy if u dont look like this
want to watch more weird chinese detective films like memories of murder and cure
I'm woke
would love to kiss noras tummy
>>224171160>Memories of Murderis it good?
>>224171005seen some midget fellas conspicuously avoiding this
>>224171158>no heels
got Mousey's live commentary of The Sports Bar on his Patreon is rarely any good but this has been a top stream so far and it's barely even started
rorke (but only when he's had his kip:>>224171168
>>224171184Yeah it's good just a bit slow in parts
the way we move with each other ooooohwe can dance this dance foreveeeeerwe could be so hot, hot togetherhot so hot together
I'm politically homeless
>>224171160Seen black coal thin ice? Think it was also called midday fireworks or something, probably got both names wrong
>>224171160people like the wailing which is a horror with a detective but i thought it was just ok. shoplifters is a bit different but i enjoyed that
>>224171216
william t. riker's they/them gf
>>224171203might give a try
This thread is for the discussion of British culture and language. Please be respectful.
>>224171216Yeah?
>>224170687lol
Just watched Fargo again, such a perfect film that.
Claiming Trek wasn't always woke and lefty, or that it's suddenly woke, is the ultimate sign of a dullwit looking to get triggered over a franchise they've never cared aboutAbsolutely you can call nu Trek shit. But to seethe about it being woke is just bizarre.
>>224171250straight outta compton crazy motherfucker named ice cube
>>224171257Love this channel and his grandaughter is super cute
>>224171245That was a plot in tng that Berman overruled and made it heterosexual
>>224171266bit slow, no?
just cooked this up
Are we letting in Palestine protesters? They've asked nicely to hold up a few placards and chant some 'death to Israels' in here
>>224171227yeah the wailing was shit>shoplifterslooks good will give that a bookmark x
>>224171266oh yaaah
>>224171257Straight Elton
Hoping tomorrow will be a better day for all x
>>224171257tim in 5 yeers
>>224171283I hate him i hope he dies soon
>>224171250I know>>224171139
must be grim getting old when youve got no mates and no familyreckon i'll just do myself in before it gets to that point
>>224171275Never watched Star Trek because I'm not a neek
>>224171299yeah well why don't you mind your own business
>>224171286a lake dried up for this
Don't even think about visiting the USGayvisit CANADA
Finally bought into the retinoid and peptide GLP1 skin cream meme to fix the bags under my eyes and dark spots from sun exposure on my faceWill update you in 8 weeks if the £35 tube I bought works
>>224171302why
>>224171307reckon ill be the local ghoulish freak the schoolchildren make stories about like boo radley
>>224171257bloke's like 1000 years old and eats fried lard every daybased
loves his AI doesnt he
50% of Nvidia employees now have a net worth exceeding $25million
>>224171299yeah i doubt it will be mate not for me
>>224171307>>224171301>>224171257>>224171322ktim in 5 years
>>224171317alright, i retract my statement and now say i hope tomorrow will be a better day for myself and you, i hope, have an even worse day
>>224171339Smartschoolboy10
>>224171325eye bags are often genetic and due to muscle weakness which allows the fat pad under your eyeballs to seep through. cant fix that with cream
AI use should be punishable by death
>boo radley
>>224171361oh i'll give him a cream to fix it aha x
>>224171325i do this cope as well>>224171361this is the sad reality thoaside from getting actual surgery/fillers doneand also like your sleeping pattern
>>224171369Even a quick Leo inquiry?
people think ive got smile lines at the corners of my eyes and in between my eyebrows but its really from me pulling a confused face because im thick as mince
>>224171373poo bradley haha
>>224171404lol i got those lines but it's cos i'm in my 30s
Injecting fillers into my scalp to become a conehead
>>224171411yeah thats a good one
andy burnham got blood on his hands
should women belong to men y/n
where's sports bar
I'm 32 and don't have an aged face, but my hair is greying.
peptides? no need
>>224171435Dye it grey now it's a nice colour
>>224171088sleep tight mr kitten
>>224171429it is isn't it
>>224171432yhbut only me
>>224171439
>>224171439Needs a BBC painting her moles white
>>224171435Im 34 and ive been going grey since i was about 15
rorke spraying raid under his armpits because he's run out of lynx africa
AndyBurnham
32, can't grow a beard
>>224171439Partial to fortune cookies myself but they're not that common here, only ever had them from one Chinese near my mate's
The covid virus did immeasurable damage to our societyWas it a stitch up?
i would very much like a black woman's pussy on my face. hope that doesn't upset anyone.
>>224171473i just need hertied up and stuffed in tent sized ikea bagsin the back of my volvo
>>224171483Same but it's because of hrt
someone needs to tell people with nasally voices that they shouldn't be video essayists
>>224171473Genuinely imagine Dredd splitting Alysa like a fucking log with his colossal BBC
>>224171505
literally everyone one of these lads was a shagger. still think incels are the greatest threat?
>>224171522pov: your train passes through Coventry
>>224171524what were they even doing on that side of the motorway?
>>224171540>>224171540
>>224171543Crashing
Thank Yahweh you weren't born Indian
>>224171543They were already being chased by the police
>>224171543nuffin
>>224171521dredds vids are crap imobad angles and he can't really fuck
>>224171521he's been mostly into muscle mommies as of late xx
>>224171245it was a weird hermaphrodite species that reproduced externally to both parents, but for some reason one of them wanted to "be female"which means absolutely nothing if the physiology of their species doesn't have a category of female. at most it means they decline to do the equivalent of male fish ejaculating onto eggs, but being willing to produce their own eggs for others to fertilize. more like a phobia of part of their own sexual function>>224171284it was heterosexual because the actress was an adult human femalethe plot of the episode was a heavy-handed allegory against conversion therapy, but the logic veered off kilter into pro-transexual which made it incoherent. it was weird in-universe because there was no clear indicator that the alien authorites weren't correct in declaring it a mental illness (art imitates life)
We at /brit/ express our deep desire for Alysa Liu to do scenes with BLACKED
Rick and Morty was a psyop to make science and atheism appear cringe and reddit
bedtime x
he’s gonna start talking to himself about porn again. this time blacked porn
>>224171521>>224171589>>224171600seek help
smart phones are the worst invention of all time
>>224171589he's one for the BBC purists imo
>>224171621night night
/brit/ pov
>>224171522leftypol sees women and children
>>224171634I was just telling the truth about dredds vids, I don't care what colour the bloke in porn
>>224171603reckon jax slayher would be up for the task?
>>224171589Well this is obviously true but for me it’s more about their reaction as they try and suck it or take the entire thing and realise they bit off way more than they could chew
>>224171650please clarify whether you're one of those zoomers that doesn't know what pov means
>>224171543banter innit
Black cocks look like turds
>>224171663DefinitelyBet she’d love it too
Something just fell out of my arse
>>224171680>>224171689
might drop out the ratrace
Porn makes me insecure desu, it makes it seem like every bloke has a nine incher
The Cocktau Twins
>>224171650me when i open my big soft mouth
>>224171663real ogs know his vid with taj mendez is the peak
bro forgot about the combustion engine :skull:
i'd like the last 15 wasted years of my life back
>>224171689do you think it was poo?
>>224171720Try 26
>>224171650So is that you sucking our cock then?
ana de armas
i was born in 1932
>>224171650looks like something black in her mouth
>>224171703nobut they do have 7 inchers these days
>>224171158corrrrrrra
>>224171746It's over
jax slayher X jay slater
*transforms into the colossal titan in the middle of the thread*
last week of summer as it were
>>224171621nite
Bed time innit. It's all so tiresome
ffs
https://vocaroo.com/1l0KPgLVGTG3
What can i do to push my mental and physical state to the absolute limit?
>>224171707lil bro's actiiiiive
>>224171788talk to women
>>224171784Looks like he trod in a cowpat
What Ever Was Can Never Be Again
>>224171788why the heck would you do that?
>>224171796good psot
>>224171788drugs x
backontheroadagain
>>224171788Yoga and meditation
>>224171767*Releases my bankai and obliterates you*
Do asbos still exist? Don’t really hear about them anymore and most teenagers seem to just sit around being nuisances in public. Even more than the 90’s and early 2000’s
>>224171522Do you think we tried to teach them about queueing at one point?
>>224171767erm... could you move over please mate?*mugs for the cameras*
>>224171819yeah but they're called something different now they dish them out in manchester city centre a lot
nth for the baddiedem
arsewanked with a cucumber (still in the plastic) and it made my cum nearly reach my chin
>>224171812>>224171814
>>224171836Yeah i had Manchester in mind when i made the postUtter hellhole
>>224171822imagine there are simply too many people for the train on the platform by a factor of 5they have to push in because if they wait their turn they'll literally never get to where they're going
>>224171767*cast domain expansion "unlimited void" across the whole thread*
>>224171858What about Cheadle?
>>224171822an indian academic called Jayant Bhandari gave this amazing speech denigrating indians, basically saying that they are the most amoral people on earth and have no good traits lol
>>224171847Trying to eat my tea here lad ffs
i'm a far right incel
rorke getting an asbo from his mum for not coming out of his room when his nan visits
>>224171867*casts domain expansion "my arsehole" and swallows you up never to be seen again*
>>224171885
>>224171867You cast domain expansion “gimpy virgin” across your entire life
>>224171885you're the biggest threat to british democracy
who tuched my chocolits
>>224171822indian culture is all about cheating to try and get a leg up on your fellow compatriot, trying to teach them to be polite and patient is an impossibility, unfortunately just how it goes
>>224171885you’re a work in progress x
vision boards are a lot of shite I've got no closer to an asian gf
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
rorkes mom
>>224171885you're a confused little man x
>>224171908wood
britain got blacked
Rorke buying the cronem lunch to sit down and discuss their infatuation with katy
>>224171907Probly the same bastid that's been at me biccies
are haz and stuntpeng
>>224171933Leftypol celebrating
is /sci/ archived?
im a woke commie bastard
>>224171953>vapid women and wine glassesSuch a cringe accessory. Sip your ittle cocktail out a can.
>>224171953they both need a yankee bf desperately
this is what zoomer murderers look like
>>224171891*casts simple domain, finds your prostate and destroys it*>>224171898*rapes you within my domain, ends domain expansion and casts reverse technique to restore my virginity*
it's lush and it's on for free
>>224171963yeahwhy
just a few more weeks until we can finally talk about 9/11 on /his/
Bleeding hemorrhoid poop
our fuarkin hero
>>224171953how tall is our girl exactly?
Had to drop off piss and shit samples at my local GP today. I had hoped there would just be some little slot i could drop them in. Unfortunately I had to ask the receptionist, who today was very attractive. She then pulled out a box and held it out to me. So I had to put these brown ( runny too) and yellow test tubes into the box right in front of her face.just not right is it. Hopefully I get diagnosed with something otherwise I went through all that for nothing
>>224172016mad how it never actually happened
>>224171986*Takes advantage of your recovery time after casting all those domains to steal your wallet*
>>224171984‘pora
>>224172036girl in that movie was wicked fit
>>224172016cheadle too
Gherkin
>>224172016>tfw 9/11 is a retro console
Leftypol bible king bames version
>>224172016the only real happening in my life
yhe lefpol binble
People born in 2011 are almost of legal age... 4 months to go...
>>224172073Fungus
>>224172112sinister post this
... *sighs breathlesslee*"cursed technique..." "come nimi!"
gained a clue and went to a flexibility class earlier to loosen myself up
japan needs to be nuked again for what they've done to the white race
>>224172099Yeah that was good newsNot good news obviously, but "good" newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0bYMKtCkP4
>>224172112
>>224172145>flexibility classdidn't know this was a thingi should try it
>>224172067Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Need to learn how to loosen my arse hole
the bermuda trianglecan’t explain that you woke liberals can you
>>224172060wasnt she like 15?probably one for the baddiedem poster then
Hakainde Hichilema (born 4 June 1962), often known by his initials HH and the nickname "Bally", is a Zambian businessman, farmer, and politician who is the seventh and current president of Zambia since 24 August 2021
>>224172160all the zoomer mongos in the comments insisting covid topped 9/11 as a happening
https://files.catbox.moe/sxai4f.mp4
fat chance of me clicking that
>>224172231was fully expecting this to be gay porn
>>224172221i was 11 and i thought ww3 just started was scaaared as hell
my brain is actually destroyed
>>224172231yes cuzzeh
>>224172237its wicked
>>224172265must be a reform supporter! haha
>>224172260Wish it was gay porn desuJust some ugly brown girl and a car that sounds like it farting loudly
>>224172287aha x
>>224172265maybe try a heroic dose of LSD
STOPhow can you sayi bum about things the wrong gay
completely legal btw
>>224172325>>224172325>>224172325
>>224172145many milfs?
>>224172231bradders tings
