flat head edish
>no prevoof
>>224174565nordic as fuck
>>224174565He looks like a timmy, what is he thinking
>>224174565looks dweeby as fuck
so many people online who are just weird and stupidit really annoys me
he slithered rorkishly across the floor of his sluggish den
there's 2 men and a woman absolutely fucking screaming at each other nearby
I thi k I'm going to try my hand at being a major personality lik employed woman and mousey. I make great posts, I'm really funny and I don't like thread splitters. I'm a super cool level headed guy. I think you guys would appreciate my presence.
>>224174629call the coppers
He rorked incellishly across his childhood bedroom, his smelly-facefuck rapey vibes engulfed her small trans-femme self-inserty feet, she looked exactly like [you, the tranny reading this], and he was very rorkey and retarded
>>224174620Ktim
>>224174642what is your gimmick going to be x
thinking about how i have done literally nothing with my life since i was a child no friends never been invited out unable to find joy in things anymore jobless it might actually be time to consider suicide but im scared of hurting myself
>>224174646cba
>>224174657Terrible execution, you're a spastic cunt
>>224174565fucked up innit
>>224174667I'll be really open about my sexual proclivities but in like a really cool, level-headed centrist way like if Ant Middleton were telling you he loved black willies over a pint
>>224174672dont do it
>>224174642you have to either become a namefag and put effort into your "persona" or be ludicrously mentally ill to become recognised
>>224174680Struck a nerve, I see
>>224174657howl
>>224174565is that that soccer player guy
>>224174672errrr ktim
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>>224174565the girlies are shook. I assumed he was getting an hair transplant since his locks are marketable. growing them back while shitty are shit. I'm not expecting much from maresca. or just in time for a move to madrid
>>224174667Just being a generally cool likable guy who doesn't have any strong feelings on anything and never involves himself in thread drama because he's about good vibes and friendship. Like the thread friend I guess. Someone to open up to, a should to cry on, offering really down to earth genuine advice. The usual I guess.
nth for the holodem
>>224174667Just being a generally cool likable guy who doesn't have any strong feelings on anything except the BNWO and never involves himself in thread drama because he's about good vibes and friendship. Like the thread friend I guess. Someone to open up to, a should to cry on, offering really down to earth genuine advice on how to get into hotwifing. The usual I guess.
>>224174745wow u sound really cool man. definitely someone id look up to
>>224174730why dpes he have a negro face
>>224174745ian beat you to it
hurling myself down the stairs like a wotanic beast
kill ivy wolk
>>224174763Yeah man, I try and set a good example for people. I know the internet can be hostile place sometimes but people like me are still around. All I'll ask is don't just look up to me, become like me if you can. The internet needs as many good vibes as it can get.
https://youtu.be/6dxkyLMHRhA?t=53listening to the Louhbu
>>224174749you need hitting with a hammer
Personally don't trust a chef who isn't fat
>>224174672ktim even getting a job or that doesn't even seem like a viable option for me either its just a future of wageslaving away at subsistence level money alone until i die alone, utterly pointless
love me a swarthy welshman
>>224174772Oh that's cool man that must be really great for him
>>224174786why?
>>224174825annoying woman
>>224174818welsh people being swarthy is a meme based on one or two exceptions
>>224174851cope
>>224174875what does an american know of this matter
>>224174803it would bounce off me
got nothing to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtKe1ZnyRK8ktim but in my smelly incel bedroom
>>224174882i'm just joking around but i did live in south wales for almost a year
i always thought of the welsh as having dark hair, fair skin, and dark eyes
Have you lads ever done a poo?
>>224174902oh fair enough
>>224174909no never
>>224174888yeah your big fat belly you horrible sweaty troll
>>224174909prefer not to say
>>224174892just post some gibberish
I'm Irish
>>224174909https://voca.ro/16QdJ2qbSvwI
>>224174917Really?
>>224174960sexooooooo
poo bradley roar
>>224174951de proide of Oireland
Honestly insane to think that I’ve never actually been happy since I was like 13
>>224174960could you please post a bent over spread ass pic?
>>224174960dont click this its a virus
>>224174981not that insaneyou live in Shitain
>>224174565looks Polish
>>224174981what happened when you were 13?
in the last 15 years the only time I was genuinely happy was one time i was high off my tits and the other was shooting guns in america, nothing else comes remotely close to these.
>>224174960hey, just making sure you saw my earlier post. It's this one:>>224174992
mental how good it feels to just drink water really
>>224175014you should get really high then shoot guns
>>224175029guns here are utter wank compared to america
Finnster is genuinely attractive and it's non negotiable. If you disagree then you need to deal with closeted homosexuality. Vast majority of men find him attractive. Nothing wrong with that.
the idea of a woman being in this thread genuinely makes me uncomfortable. i am intensely afraid of women and this is my safe space
>>224175043you can shoot loads of guns in poland for a reasonable about of money
>>224174922I'm of healthy BMI
>>224174992>>224175016noo that wouldn't be good for either of us
>>224174960Please reply to this post so I can tell others that I have indeed spoken to other women asides my mum this year.
>>224175054Fuck up with your incel nonsense.
>>224175045
>>224175074unncessary and hurtful reply
>>224175079get xir shagged
>>224175057just not the same without some big fat american lad complimenting you on your shooting is it?
Drinkin some ginger beer, good shite, might even take it to the shower, multi task
new frank ocean album is mid
>>224175069Okay, then fuck you you stupid slut tease I hope you get raped you dumb bitch log off and kill yourself
i went to a shooting range in florida once. it was cool as hell.
>>224175054archosauria has learnt how to manipulate AI, despicable creatures
>>224175079Point taken
>>224174901mad how this guy is always cucked and humilated in his own show and his ugly partner is always a popular and successful chad. I get that there are characters but this just feels like a humiliation ritual, flanderized from the very first episode
>>224175089I had an ex polish sf guy. he was fat tho
>>224175073i'd bet you've spoken with lots on here you just didn't know it
Quagmire
scrandemmies
>>224175099harder daddy
>>224174981>>224175014link up in a COD 6 lobby and relive the good times x
Just found out what a sneaky link is. Employed woman is my sneaky link.
>>224175102honestly does sound like fun
>>224175159*cums*
Man its wild how both the UK and America have been going down hill my entire life I wish I stayed in Asia
>>224175159can you vocaroo this:>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>224175178sir stinky shit penis
only thing i truly like a lot about zoomer culture is that they shut down soylennials hard
>>224175006Nothing really. Was just like a switch flipped in my mind. Developed an eating disorder, got depressed, blah blah
It's good to have a flat head in India
>>224175247pillockton
>>224175206sc
>>224175157omnomnomnom
>>224175247truethats why they flatten babies heads under the juggernaut
>>224175157you're going to be 30 next month
>>224175265yeah nigga
>>224175265screaming
>>224175272might be time to drop the streamers made for paedophiles no?
>>224175272grim
dua lipa armpit flavored zyn
>>224175290only you would post something like this
lua dipa
i get charli xcx and dua lipa confused and i never remember what they look like
>>224175290what the fuck is a kiribatimade up country
>>224175314i don't recall asking
>>224175315it's pronounced keer-uh-bassmental, i know
>>224175230Same lol
>>224175199https://voca.ro/15rMVSHfUvPj
charli and dua don't even look alike
>>224175326don't worry. that was a freebie
>>224175290>google kiribati peopleislanders that wear farmer's hats as tradition google blacked the most in the world. bizarre>look at corner>>ubersoy just a weird image all around
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
>>224175308there are dozens of /brit/ netizens to whom such information is critically important
alex jones is the most wotanic man alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j08RK8UKcBA
>>224175340lush voice and accent
>>224175340Are you Indian or otherwise Asian
>>224175340well good trycute laugh
for me, it was britney. christina was fine but she was no britney.
>>224175231oh same. puberty can be awful and then ofc we can never be happy as adults the same way we remember as children. you can still find some moments of happiness though, along with all the shit
Rorke's man cunt
Whatever happened to the Irish general I have a question for those fags
are you virgins really replying to someone using a voice changer/ai?
>>224175381we're here now
>>224175381Cronem used the iron in their blood to guide them all away from 4chan
https://rumble.com/v7elv8g-its-the-end-of-the-world.htmlhttps://rumble.com/v7elv8g-its-the-end-of-the-world.htmlhttps://rumble.com/v7elv8g-its-the-end-of-the-world.htmlAlex and professor Jiang linked up
luv are prof jiang
>>224175408tune in lad x im just starting it
Wish I didn't sleep and just stayed up 24/7. So much to do. So many videos I want to watch. So many games I want to binge on.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787516337792346.mp4Why is this common among british men? We know this is good for the country yet we continue to do it.
>>224175398>>>/pol/
>>224175420Grow up, none of these are worth the time edward
there is an fucking girl posting here!!!!
omg a real grill is using /brit/
>>224175422If you’re telling me you wouldn’t shag that jeeta you’re just lying
Ay bossman, gimme a turd soup with EXTRA pickles
>>224175372really i always assume our accent sounds bad to non-leafs >>224175373no not at all, do i sound like it?
>>224175420ktim need them to turn me into a cyborg asap
>>224175444Just wondering because a lot of Canadians are Indian these days aren't they
>>224175382ai voice software doesn't handle laughter very well t.knower
*ahem*AY BOSSMAN, I SAID gimme a turd soup with EXTRA picklesNOW!!!
>>224175376yeah i'm tripping over my tongue lol. someone else should do it
>>224175481we're watching alex jones
>>224175272
>>224175444it sounds really nice. very melodic, cute, sweet, and sexy too lol
cold palmer is BACK
girls dont poo tho
When i laugh it sounds like fat mobster wheezing
women are just people and nothing special so i dont care if one posts here
>>224175492No we're not. Fuck off with your yank nazi politics slop.
>>224175516but we are though
>>224175505bro trying to get laid through /brit/
>>224175505please stop embarrassing yourself and the rest of us
>>224175510but they do don't they
>>224175420know this I cramming saving pic tabs I've had open all day. had games open but didn't even play. 4chan sucks up time too eaily
>>224175522Nobody, literally nobody wants you here naziyank.We don't care for you spamming extreme fringe right wing American political drama. Not ever. Why the FUCK you choose to spend all day spamming it on /brit/ is beyond me.As is why you so rarely get banned.
>>224175453true. i'm like 2% feather indian if that counts
>>224175535maybe wee rabbit poo yhbut they certainly dont announce it like that
>>224175524>>224175531pipe down incels I can say what I like
>>224175480just learned recently that wombats poo cubes
love theremins they're so spooky
>>224175541it's funny because i've been banned for "no politics outside /pol/" for a literal picture of kier starmers face
>>224175561Did you know 90% of koalas have chlamydia?
>>224175566mods dont ban unless someone reports you and even then it's up in the airthis shithole has no consistent moderation
>>224175541you've got the wrong guy
a fu pud rumi runeo uncs nth ny y
oh so theres two of us? girlies i mean
peter griffinfunny
>>224175579do you kneel at the cross of america first?
>>224175585if it's not too much of a bother, would you please post a bent over ass spread pic?
>>2241755853 atleast if you count employed woman
peter griffinverboten
>>224175505oh well i'm glad i didn't lisp or sound too much like a mongoloid then
about to eat waffle from the chick fil aand will drink half sweet tea
>>224175566Yes I think he's a pass user or some other privileged freak jannies can't touch.Naziyank spams yank far right politics all day, even at 4 am, 6 am his local time.He also sperges out about wanting to torture and behead gays and shit.Also advertises links to livestreams and such which is against the rules.Yet if I mention Starmer or Israel I get banned.
thoughts?
brian griffinfunny dog
>>224175579this image inspired me to adopt 10 black children in honor of jesus christ
>>224175614zionist
>>224175505>>224175524genuinely one of the most embarrassing posts ever made in this generalyou should be ashamed
>>224175608I'm from houston texas, i drink dr pepper and watch the superbowl every day, yehaaaw
>>224175614there she isgalga dot
>>224175505*talking from a walkie talkie*Yeah thats good bro, now compliment her clothes
i can feel the melties startini can feel the perkys calin
>>224175575i think it did but forgot, and now i'm reminded again. and i just looked it up and apparently babies get it from eating their mother's poo?
>>224175585just relaying>>224175599>>224175599
just had two spoons of peanut butter
>>224175625I don't care at all>>224175643sc
>>224175655water is good to be fair
>>224175658addict behavior
>>224175666
>>224175676who is that
despite all my rage
>>224175665cared enough to reply multiple times
hoover up brit girlies farts and that
>>224175717don't do this
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop hi---
>>224175658should go for a third one, counts as a full meal
might learn a language
>>224175577over the years i've come to believe it's intentionally inconsistent.as long as the users believe that you can effectively be banned at any time for any reason or no reason (and alternatively, post anything and often not be banned), over time they will come to accept it as the state of affairs. once the users have accepted the state of affairs the demand for consistency slowly dies down, which makes their job significantly easier
>>224175725why
>>224175691right well thats me done then isn't it
>>224175506had a good game, palmer and rogers were getting vibes buffs
>>224175737Esperanto or Swahili I presume?
vf tantrum
>>224175752something like that
>>224175737i learned sign language *flips you the bird*
Nobody learns Khmer or Gujarati for fun.
>>224175742love this mousefrog
>>224175680thats soy jak. he's related to whoah jak
>>224175735brb
>>224175777The GOATChecking those sick ass trips too
>>224175655what an utterly pointless caption at the topwhy do twitter users insist on adding idiotic commentary to every little thing
>>224175777little rorke x
>>224175737Repeat after meEl perro es bueno
>>224175777satanic beast
>>224175737they say english is the hardest language to learn
used to be scared of mick jagger when i was a kidstrange looking man
Northern separatist, me. Fuck the lot x
andy burnham with ukrainian soldiers
>>224175777>galloping like a crocodileit not right
the waffle was just ok... I think they made it out of biscuit doughit didn't taste like a normal waffle
/brit/ girl coochies pov w/ me
yo soy un pirata inglese
>>224175852don't like this
>>224175828he looked a lot like the bittersweet symphony guy
Dark foreboding energies in the air tonight
>>224175871the english are an odd-looking lot
>>224175864y yo soy vaquero
>>224175864>>224175901yo soy caliente
>>224175868we need a solution
A final solution
>>224175864Thats pretty good spanish actually
https://youtu.be/QsqZxvlu2kIclásico
I've never had sex
>>224175918so it seems, so it seems
>>224175924Me neither, maybe we can do it together as practice?
>>224175894
>>224175934No I'm not gay
>>224175852scary. i had no idea they had proper legs like that and were so high up off the ground
>>224175934Yes that sounds like fun!
>>224175938What do we think, in a metal barrel somewhere?
>>224175924haha me neither
>>224175953Like hedgehog
>>224175956in the liffey methinks
Monkeys climb treesMost humans are shit at climbing treesDoesn't add up
>>224175970>Most humans are shit at climbing treeshumans are great at climbing trees if they practicewould be the same with monkeys but they don't have computers and pornography to distract them
>>224175968Rip :( CJ from eggheads got him
>>224175970
I was checking Korean girls in Hellotalk and London has the most in Europe so you don't suffer
>>224175996sassy
>>224175900that mix of boyish features and cragginess makes for some interesting faces
>>224176004Never seen a sexy Korean lady in Grimsby 'spoons
>>224175900yh crocs and bird ancestors developed "erect gait" before us mammals. it gave them an advantage during the triassic
Just been abducted by aliens
>>224176028
>>224176028your mum develops my erect gait
>>224176030da urf mon
>>224175963i guess they're dinosaurs, like sharks and chickens
cute :3
In a while crocodile hahaha
Mental that one day the french bastards woke up and thought to themselves "snails and frogs legs for tea? yeah mate sounds lush. banging. peng as."
dinosaurs were just like us
Cause I'm bad like a barbie I'm a doll and I just wanna party
>>224176076Family guy
>>224176076
imagine if rick and morty was in family guy lol
>>224176028>>224176046triassic period lasted 50 million years? why is everything so terrifying
>>224176062>cute>>224176076thank God the meteor put that show on permanent hiatus
>>224176102zach and cody met hannah montana
That Jewish autist professor being hound by the media needs to unleash the Holocaust card
I turned myself into a pickle rick I'm a pickle rick
Rorkesacious period to last 9999999999999999999999999 million years
hmm... time to put that pickle up my arse...
goodbye summer goodbye summer you evil fucking bastardgo on now, GO. fuck off.
>>224176112i loved that show
>>224176062what is he feeding it a giant rat or a cat or something. horrifying, why would you want to attract a crocodile to your house. it might lay eggs and have babies in your toilet
>>224176132Honestly i cant think of a bigger british hero than jason arday.I reckon in a thousand years we'll still be discussing his ideas and life.
might take on $40,000,000,000,000 dollars in debt
look lois i turned myself into a pickle!i'm pickle peter!
>>224176076i think i've seen gifs of this. so creepy and deeply uncomfortable looking
What's the UK version of family guy do we have one
>>224176188die zoomer
>>224176190by tone, monkey dustby format, full english
>>224176190simpsons
>>224176212>>224176212>>224176212
>>224176190American Dad
>>224176197I think monkey dust is a bit more intellectual.Londooooooooon.
>>224176073snails are delicious though tbqh. i guess anything is if you drown it in enough garlic butter
>>224176109it's a crazy universe we live in, I like it. makes events like synapsid/mammalian comeback ever more enjoyable in my eyes
>>224174565People in my region are called flatheads by other brazilians :(
>>224176143I don't remember much of it but baby was the best character>>224176267lot of zika babies in your ends?
>>224176267>lot of zika babies in your ends?Zika/dengue/chikungunya are not rare, but I don't think that's the reason, since those are also not that uncommon in the rest of the country as well.No, it's just some derogatory term to refer to people here based on the stereotypical phenotype, as far as I know.Anyway mbmb, I'll leave you guys to your thread, sorry to interrupt
>>224176190Bob and Margret. It was shit.
