https://youtube.com/watch?v=KuikiS1ceYk
>>224175235I saw a lady wearing a tin foil hat in public once, I wonder of it was a joke or unironic
Early asd new, nigga
thoughts on cock and ball torture?
>>224175235I formally disrespect the antichrist
>>224175311I enjoyed the overall air of Britishness in that street
>>224175281>>224175353Get out.
We're having a heat wave in Los Angeles. It's currently 90 degrees inside my house. I am muy caliente.
>>224175306good post!
GETTING HIGH AS FUCKWHAT YOU NEED TO KNOWYOU'RE, GONNA GET HIGH AS FUCK NIGGAOH SHIT, THIS AIN'T YO MOMMA'S TEA PARTYSO THAT'S THE ESSENTIALS DOWN, THEN
I've never been convicted of a crime
Almost time bros
Dem party is full of kikes that are pro-Israel and the republican party is full of goyim that are pro-IsraelVoting achieves nothing
No matter how I look at things I have fucked my life up so badly that going to prison would be a major improvement on most aspects of my wormlike existence. Only, my parents would be disappointed, and I don't want to make crimes or hurt anyone. So the suffering continues.
>>224175386same
we got the goyim right where we want them
>>224175390Dems are pro urkelkin and tacokin
>>224175390Thank God for the DSA
>>224175386Same, I've committed the crimes of underage drinking, smoking weed, and eating magic mushrooms, but never got caught
>>224175390what if you tried caring about shit that actually matters
>>224175390Charlie you freak
livin in the sunlightlovin in the moonlighthaving a wonderful time!
thoughts on pornograph?
>>224175235I miss this place already my only complaint is that the metro smelled like bleach
>>224175429Great albumhttps://youtu.be/Bdo8HkagM68
why dont we buy a villa in rural japan and live there in a cum commune
>>224175427That song kind of goes hard, unironically
>consumerism :/>consumerism china :O
thinking of becoming the Gobi Desert.
>>224175294a fun group activity
>>224175455I don't like Americans I am kind of ashamed to be from here I tell people if they wanna visit America save themselves the money and >Watch idioarcy >Play GTA 5>Play cyberpunk >Instead go to Australia because it's more civilized
Porn addiction isn't real
This year I have been banned 8 times for racism
>>224175486Some people spend their life savings on fetish porn
>>224175465
>>224175488I haven't been banned for that ever because I'm not racist
>>224175460just like Dream A Little Dream Of Meor Oh By Jingo, If you've seen Jeeves & WoosterI kind of vibe with the interwar era, esp. the 20's
>>224175488how can i be more like you?
Alcoholism can be cured with willpower
>>224175513use public transport more often
>>224175443I hate it when metros don't smell like piss and shit
>>224175494>>224175465Honestly because I felt more at home in china I am a ugly sub human who is probably the most hateable person in every room he is in. Surpsingly they thought I was interesting
>>224175491So what some people spend all their money on action figures are you just never supppsed to buy anything at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBRw9AOQbY
>>224175533I mean the Taipei mrt blesch smell was overwhelming
>>224175552The perfect pop song
>>224175526i don't have a death wish
>>224175488I've only been banned for anti-white racism
I hate Americans so much. They're all goycattle slaves. When I move to Europe my real life will begin away from these savages.
ive been banned for racism a couple of times but im really much more racist than that
>>224175567millions of people use public transport every single day with no issue you weeping liberal pussy
Some random guy DMed me on Instagram asking if I want to join our university's Jewish organization.I'm not Jewish.
>>224175567why not?
>>224175592Join anyway. Unless they have a foreskin inspection
>>224175592this is your big break lil bro, this is how you join high society
>>224175583This. They have no clue how high my power level truly is.
>>224175592can i join your gang?
Remember that kid who said "I don't wanna work for a jew" and then died instantly
I told my gf she couldn't give me a bj because my dick is scabbed from aggressively masturbating while on cocaine and now she is mad at me
Dad sent me a video of a midget boxingGod love him
>>224175612i can fix her
>>224175624this thread is just the best
>>224175612I'm actually from the 956. Fucking hellhole
They don't allow onlyfans whores to post on /r/selfie anymoreNow how will I find new girls to goon to
>>224175620No
>>224175620No as a mater of fact I don't remember
>>224175639I would read this
>>224175628Why did they put a midget in a box
>>224175650Um...that's hecking problematic and misogynistic. I thought reddit supported sex workers
>>224175662how else would you ship him to the customer?
>>224175624The so-called empathetic sex
>>224175662cheaper than flying
>>224175639oh, man, I wonder how I've retained my seat, cause I'm tearing up
why would they make a bagel famous?
Thinking about brain eating amoebas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-YiaWDgB4
>>224175538>are you just never supppsed to buy anything at allthat's the goal 2bhI feel like I'm always buying some retarded shit but I'm slowly getting to the point where I don't have to
>>224175650Way too lateI saw my favorite subreddits destroyedNo one batted an eye
Remember that in 2022 Binging with Babish voluntarily checked himself into a mental hospital because he was having a reddit-tier meltdown, and while he was in there on his own volition one of the crazies ended up assraping him
Probably causing the wood in my house to rot with these rancid braps
Thinking about brian eating amoebas
trudy didn't win because of weed. he won because he was running against an unpopular conservative incumbent at a time when the leaf conservative party had lost significant support even in conservative heavy provinces like alberta. His platform at that time was fine. It said nothing about his eventual immigration plan. It said nothing about his relentless attempts to hamstring the alberta oil and gas industry. It promised electoral reform, which was a lie he reneged on within a year. Now why he won the second time is a far more complicated story.
>>224175701kek yeah. all time aura loss
>>224175695I listened to all their shit over and very closely on my incelwalks early this spring, and that's a pretty good story, and a good song, too
I remember that kid, he was on Piers "the cuck" Morgan. Old man tried to shame him like he did with Nick Fuentes and the kid just slapped him in the face and told him he doesn't like jews, gave a bunch of examples of how they were nasty and shifty to him in his life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hvLKqFmns
>>224175705I'm thinking about .330" lead balls
>>224175701binging on that bussy
have you ever heard the song head in the ceiling fan by title fight
also, Trout Mask Replica is a good record, I recommend that when out walking, it kind of grooves in its spazzy way and the lyrics are just amazing
>>224175701>I’m glad a guy got RAPED because I don’t like his cooking videos or something
>>224175706Sending this gif to my sister I think she'll like it
>>224175750He got what he deserved.
>>224175733When I was in a mental hospital we all got a extra week there because a schizo watched lord of the rings and got the idea to stand up to the orderly. We all jumped him after he told us to go to bed we lost but it was still funny
is it morally questionable to fuck a midget
>>224175746phwoar propa gud diss
I pan fry with vegetable oil because I don't know what else to use for high heat cooking
>>224175765no, midgets are consenting adults, too
>>224175762Bullshit.You can check yourself out of a mental hospital voluntarily whenever you want unless you're there on a court order
>>224175719I think the second album is my favorite
>>224175701one of my all time favorite KWABs
also like beefhearts mirror man record a lot
>>224175766I used to know the entire thing by heart in high school and I have a yugoslav vinyl pressing haha
>>224175767Absolutely grimImagine coming home to that ham planet every day for the rest of your life
>>224175765that one midget from the band little big is fuckable
>>224175762you've just confused One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with your actual life
>>224175701he might have made the ass rape up for attention
>>224175765Refusing would be a close minded perpetuation of harmful and antiquated stereotypes. Therefore you are obligated to fuck the midget on social justice grounds alone.
>>224175787Some guys like em big
>>224175771>>224175793>>224175799would you tell your parents if you were dating a midget
>>224175805Yes i would
Why is it when a woman gets raped it's horrifying but a guy being raped is inherently funny?
>>224175805who said anything about dating?
>>224175805yeah, sure, but I wouldn't date oneI have certain standards, you know, just aesthetically
Would you?
>>224175787I know two guys who did that same thing. I think it's a subconscious way of realizing you're too fat or too skinny and still doing nothing about it.
>>224175827Yes
>>224175814if it's inherently funny it's funny
Midget genes are dominant, so if you bust in a midget girl there's a very high chance the kid will be a midget.
getting freaky
>>224175827Oh, I'd go to the Prancin' Pony for 'er more than but once, master Frodorr
>>224175818>>224175820what about tiny tex
>>224175827hell yeah
>>224175844I shoot blanks anyway
>>224175762I was in a hospital ward for 2 weeks before I had brain surgery to remove a tumor which caused epilepsy, and I swear to God I was basically McMurphy for 2 weeks in a ward full a retards. Crazy experience.
crying over spilt dr. pepper
When I was like 7 I was in a wrestling tournament and they put me up against a midget who was much older than me and I got absolutely bodied and stopped wrestling after that
>>224175859hospitals are a hellscape, I agree
>>224175844Would this qualify as a non-forhead midget?
I was put in a mental hospital for a suicide attempt when I was 17. I was extremely popular with every girl there for some reason. A nurse even told me to stay away from them because it was a "can of worms" I was not prepared for
>>224175827I don't date heel strikers
>>224175866it was a fair match
>>224175844Thats good, I wouldn't want her to literally die because of my cum
>>224175794my favourite movie
>>224175849the thing is I'm big, I'm 6'2'', that just doesn't tend to work out for me, these tiny girls
futa cock
>>224175872nurses don't know shit lel
>>224175877You got soft hands brother
>>224175874It really wasntHe was strong as fuck and I hadnt even hit puberty yet
>>224175883finally someone said it
>>224175883>futa cock
I have flat feet
thats a pepe the frog moment
>>224175888obviously, I am on a disability claim
>futa cock
Hypothetically speaking, what's the easiest country to immigrate to as an European between Canada/US/Australia/NZ
>>224175909same
>>224175909You just wanna sit on your ass all day cupcake
>>224175923what's your take, broheim?
the hr lady I talked to today had very fertile bobs and yummy face
>>2241759291400
>>224175931I fucked her
>>224175916You mean you're actually European or you're picrel and have a euro passport? Because if you're the first one you have no chance in hell. If you're the latter, probably Australia, then NZ, then Canada, then America.
Just ate some chinese pie and spent $2000 that I don't have
>>224175928just chillin' all day in my cosy apartment, like a man on a yacht listening to especially smooth jazz but with a hint of soul, oh and what's that, hard rock guitar harmonics? well, I guess I have to say that I am living a 'yacht rock' lifestyle then, to the best of my ability!
>>224175794>>224175859I don't know why but we're gonna get in trouble anyway I wasn't gonna let the schizo lose so we all beat the shit out of him we all got the booty juice>This was after we watched return of the king
can this thread refrain from inserting their fetishes into every conversation for just 10 minutes
>>224175958you actually got me into yacht rock by posting about it here
>>224175942well I hope you're okay in body and in mind cause otherwise, it's a livin'!
>>224175965Sometimes I see an indian girl who's super pretty
imagine letting mentally ill people watch an incredibly violent 3 hour movie about trolls and orcs and swords and not expecting anything bad to happen...
>>224175950>if you're the first one you have no chance in helli'm pale as snow
>>224175867So everyone in my ward had some form of neurological disorder, or a psychiatric disorder which presented itself as a neurological disorder. The nurses and doctors liked me because I was actually articulate and understood what was going on. For the rest of them, it was pretty grim. I would lead trips to the Tim Hortons at the hospital cafeteria, and for the people I was with it was as if we were beyond the wire during the Vietnam War.
George Floyd and Charlie Kirk were born on October 14
ummmm....... ok
>>224175966what are your favs?
>>224175627but what would scarlett johansson look like if she was black or chinese
>>224175989Post the pic of the blonde girl in the dress
Ate a meal and now I'm breathing heavily
Ever think about how many ways you could instantly die through no fault of your own? You could be in your room, minding your own business, and BOOM. Bear attack. Game over.
>>224176002I've mostly been listening to premade playlists. I haven't developed strong favs yet. Your description of it as like soul music for white people is very apt
niggas be like>6 months HRT how do I look?
Gave me a bathroom a propa good cleaning and scrubbing. Was looking a bit grim it was
>>224176024there honestly are many bears in this country tho nowadays you don't even hear of any getting gunned down by the popo in the burbs, I guess mankind is winning this one
>it was me I put it there, my bad
sarah silverman still a sexy bitch
Got a job at a call center
>>224176051No one post it
>>224176051rancid Talmudic harlot
>>224176041phoar you're not bonganonphoar you'll NEVER be bonganon
Bout to et pierogies. I'll keep you fags posted ^_^
>>224176059I used to work at one just a coupla months and man that sucked
>>224176059Brutal. Start looking for something else right now before it depresses you so badly you lose all will to live.
we all die in life x
People cross the street when they approach me from the opposite direction on the sidewalk.
>>224176024Sometimes you just trip, hit your head, and instantly die. Other times you get 300 TBIs from getting knocked out in boxing and now you sound like a retard.
>>224176051there are grandmothers younger than her.
>>224176065puts me in mind of Ilana Glazer, hahathat show was actually pretty cool and both of em were fuckable!
>>224176059They still have those here? Figured they all got shipped to India years ago
>>224176075What does you mean I just left my old job at the warehouse. I thought this would be an improvement
Putin is hiding under Tim Pool's beanie
>>224176081and we live and we die and we're born again as the holy pope of all things cool, Ariel Pink, once opined
>>224176093Tim Pool is pro-ukraine though also he is fat
>>224176024a couple of people in my family have died of aneurysms
I will never have a Korean American or Aussie Korean gf, living in Europe is an humiliation ritual
>>224176075
>>224176091oh sweaty...oh baby boy...oh my sweet, succulent summer child...
>>224176091Don’t listen to him he’s probably just a weak willed pussy
>>224176099Is he? Didn't he and ugly hapa bitch get exposed for taking a bunch of russian money a year or 2 ago? Fuck I forget that bitch's name
Fuckin' hate how you're a "guest" now everywhere. You're not a fucking hotel Target I am a customer I came in here to buy shit.
>>224176106Or I have worked in a call center environment and know how soul crushing it actually is. I'm trying to help that Anon, whereas you seem to want him to suffer.
being on psychedelics makes me want to read Robert Crumb comics
>>224176101what makes you think that you wouldn't be an ugly unlovable chud in america or australia>>224176105mommy
SLOP IS READY!
>>224176101asian girls relly arent dat cute except for a few hot wuns
>>224176101I'd rather have a spanish gf than one of those cunts any day of the week
>>224176051very fine jewess
>>224176126Looks horrid
>>224176116Leftoids say that every conservative is a Russian shill but Tim Pool is definitely a ukraine shill
>>224176118I think once upon a time 'buying customer' was a term that saw frequent use
>>224176126corr wun of elton john's infamous sgarts
Fuentes and Asmongold are the only based streamers left.
>>224176126yeah, alright, just hoped they're not filled with mashed potatoes, jesus christ, those people out east, it's crazy there
wonder if elton john has ever publicly commented on fact people routinely describe meals as looking like he shit on it
>>224176147destiny sends these freaks flying on the reg
I remember when Elton John performed at Ryan Whites funeral
>>224176099He literally got paid by the Russian State media it was like a whole scandal
>>224176147streaming is peak inane banal facile zoome vapidityfuck bratits all aboutYACHT
I would thrive in a call center. I could sell ice to an eskimo. I could sell water to a fish. I could sell a pen to a pen salesman. There isn't a single boomer who's not gonna buy some dumb shit from me to gift you for christmas
>>224176155>>224176155I listened to Benny & the Jets last night for a bit and I was off my gourd, but that sounded pretty avantgarde...or maybe it was just camp
>>224176124i'm a chud but not ugly nor unlovable, also i have no problem getting girls if i try I just don't like Spanish girls>>224176129The average in Korea make British people look like goblins in comparison who do you think you are>>224176130You think you do, but you don't
it seemed to me, you lived your lifelike a candle in the wind
Finally finished that midwest safety someone posted last thread. God damn, she's hot as fuck in her mug shot
>>224176164phwoar looks like ashlyn renee's gaped creampied asshole imo
>>224176126jasonesque
>>224176118Mcdonalds and Tim Hortons does that here. It is kind of presumptuous. I'd rather be called a patron or customer desu
tim pool's beanie must fucking reek so bad lmfao
>>224176184Yeah but she's clearly mentally ill, like she'd stab you in the chest 40 times while you slept because you didn't empty the dishwasher.
>>224176184phwoar would glaze dis sbitches face to oblivio
Companies also now call their wagies “associates” instead of employees
CMON EVERYONEDO THE "ASSOCIATE" SHUFFLE
>>224176184>>224176184Charlize Theron turned EVIL?
Tim Pool's beanie probably smells like rancid cabbage
>>224176024For me, it's the infinitesimally small chance of a meteorite crashing through my roof and hitting me on the head
something i'm eating that's leaving me bloated full of gas
>>224176184she's perfect
>>224176164Lol my kind of woman
me dad likes elton john and when I came out to him as protestant he was like "how could you do this to me!?" and I was like "what's the problem? you like elton john and he's a zesty homo" and he said "yes but he made Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, you can't even wipe properly"
>>224176195i don't think it's welded to his skull
Just ate some kimchi
>>224176177Hot Asian girls all look the same. Hot White girls come in many variations
>>224176184I can fix her.
We areWe are Walmart
big plastic tits begging for my load
how do we weaponize tarantulas?
>>224176242KIMCHI IS LITERALLY JUST PICKLED CABBAGE
>>224176275that's sauerkraut, dumbass
>>224176244LOL, there's more difference in looks, personality and culture between a girl from Northern China and Sourthern China than between a white girl from Germany and the US
>>224176244hmmm HAI in uh my curuture we ahhhh have saying...ARR...ROOK...SAEM! uhhh arigato gozaimatsu, desuuu
>>224176275It's pickled cabbage with spicy red pepper and fish and shellfish.
>>224176275literally, as opposed to figuratively? right?
Remember when 4chan had vuvuzelas sticky'd on every thread
>>224176280i watched a guerrero vs. benoit match today and it wasn't very good
>>224176274Get potato guns and hollow out the potatos and put the tarantulas inside the potatos
>>224176284It literally isn't first off they both speak the same native language
BORSCHT IS LITERALLY BEET SOUP
>>224176298>this was 16 years agogrim
>>224176299In Wcw, ecw, japan or wwe?
>>224176300somebody get this nigga a government contract
>>224176299Benoit vs. his family was the ultimate smackdown
Northern Chinamen are taller, have lighter skin, and have stronger, more chiselled jawlines. They tend to be more socially conservative/nationalistic in outlook.Southern Chinamen are shorter, somewhat swarthier in complexion, and have rounder faces. They tend to be more socially liberal/internationalistic in outlook.
>>224176300we could load them up on a drone and release them directly onto al qaeda terrorists
>>224176316wcw nitro, november '96
>>224176322K
>>224176301And every German zoomer can speak English eitherway, your point?
Imagine if Bill Goldberg's catch phrase was >Let's get golden Would he have gotten over?
I just came bros
>>224176284Everyone's different I guess. I've never really been into Asian girls, but to each their own
>>224176313yeah, I've had borscht several times over the last years, that kind of Russian, Polish stuff is not common here otherwise, and it was always surprisingly good, I thought
>>224176284the northern girls are ugly as fuck, shanghai and south is where it's at
i don’t even want to have sex i’m sure it would just be humiliating
>>224176327Video related https://youtu.be/vdImoA1w9aA
VGH TAKE ME BVCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOplqgcg3g
>>224176340>to each their ownYou've just made a grammatical error. Each is singular. Their is plural.
also, boršt is an archaic Slovenian word for a forest
>>224176339now think about your dad
basically 2 days until gta vi extended look on netflix, cannot wait
>>224176342>that kind of russian stuff is not common hereWhy not?
During COVID did you ever mask check people?
>>224176364new leak just dropped
>>224176369I would fake cough when I saw someone wearing one outside
>>224176365it's just a different cultural area here that's not really contingent with that of the northern Slavs, but more with the Germans, Italians and other South Slavs
>>224176351I've been drinking
>>224176369it was rare to see people not wearing a mask
>>224176379Wow you sure pwned those libs
>Dark Chocolate toffee coated almond and pretzel ice cream with a shot of Kahlua
>>224176344From my travels in China, Beijing had easily the prettiest girls so i disagree
>>224176369self checkouts were hilarious, I used them several times without bothering to mask up and people would just stare at me in horror. walmart greeter literally screaming at me from his chair as i walked out after paying for my shit SIRRRRR YOU HAVE TO BE WEARING A MASK SIRRRRRRRRR
>>224176369no, and i never wore a fucking mask
My new apartment building has cockroaches. I am very upset. It looked clean, i couldn't find reviews indicating otherwise. Fucking roach motel. Now i have to do the run around with the landlord and property management to get exterminators out here.
I was posting here during the coof
>>224176039Is HRT the only way to grow long hair and eyeliner?
Lmfao I'm fucking dying https://youtube.com/shorts/1YdDarLSvDc
>>224176365also, it should be said, countries of the Warsaw Pact were reduced to Russian satellites and Russian culinary practices spread in all of those countries, but as Slovenia was in unaligned yet commie Yugoslavia, it was Serbian cuisine that spread here, cause they called the shots, and that's a lot like Turkish, Arab cuisine
>>224176399are you the guy that lived in the closet and had to piss in jars or are you the guy with ants in his mattress
>>224176399that sucks. hopefully the exterminators get the land lord, too.
>>224176399nuke that shit
>>224176399It is extremely rare for any building not to have cockroaches.
>>224176399Are you afraid of cockroaches crawling in your open mouth and banging while you sleep?
Quick say something racist
>>224176399lmao
Roaches don’t bother me that much. I let them live if I see one
>>224176435hey, Jessup, what's that out over on the woodpile?
>>224176432That's highly untrue perhaps if you live in the south
Appealing to Occam's Razor for everything is not a valid argument. Sometimes real things have complexity.
I'm going to bed. Let's go ahead and shut /cum/ down for the night and resume in the morning.
>>224176369There's a guy in my department that still wears one. I honestly wouldn't care that much, but he doesn't even wear it right. His nose is exposed. If you're gonna wear one 6 years later at least wear it right. He also married a fat mulatto whore who literally already had a kid with someone else in my department so that makes him a double retard
>>224176437That's so sad
they call him>The Associate
>>224176437Why doesnt this bitch clean up herself or move if it bothers her that much
>>224176488
>>224176474its so over
>>224176351>Their is pluralnot in all cases
>>224176221sovlonly thing wrong with this is they don’t get paid enough
>>224176482stop calling christinachan a bitch
>>224176482it might be a kid or teenager who doesn't have the money to move out, there are sadly a lot of disgusting freak parents who would get mad at their kids for trying to clean up too. mentally ill retards like hoarders.
