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Bros what color are we painting our nails today
>>224185224idk they just both stopped cooling this weekendeverything seems to work but no cooling and no fans they just sit there like jack-o-lanterns
tranny janny is herelater nerds
>janny is here to delete /cum/ threads>at the same time pedo shit starts getting posted on the front pagereally makes you think
>>224185077It’s the opposite. Pierre Elliot-Trudeau was only half-French, an arch-federalist, and controversially declared martial law against Quebeckers during the FLQ crisis. He’s also the one who opened the floodgates to third world migration with the 1976 Immigration Act (equivalent to the American Hart-Celler)
>tfw no off-world colony to escape to
>>224185630Just go to Hawaii bro
>>224185630The opening of Romulus, where they set up what life is like on a Weyland-Yutani colony, is extreme kino. Really grim and hopeless.
>>224185630Just go pushing daisies up mate
>>224185849>Romulus Italy mentioned
@glowie
Juorn', Giusè
Mfs like to larp as depressed and say stuff to me like "please kill me" and "I want to die so bad" but then when I tell them ok let's suicide pact then, I have everything planned out already we can both be dead by the end of the day or the week - suddenly now they wanna act all terrified and start talking about "suicide isn't good" and "don't say stuff like that." Fuck off. Don't fucking joke about it because I'm not. Don't use depression as le quirky personality trait. Don't use suicide as a funny joke to sound interesting.
>>224185292Could need cleaning
>Britfags call picnic coolers "chilly bins"
>>224185918'Juorn o qualcosa acussì
>>224186035Heh heh
*frolics*
Started working at a warehouse innacity and literally every black guy there is jacked or at least incredibly lean. meanwhile the whites/hispanics are mostly mid dad/gamer bods I’m thinking the “muh genetics” fat activists were somewhat correct…
The guys name is pronounced saint AuGUSTin but the city is pronounced saint August Teen
Augustin my pants got me hard
>>224186017sovl
anyone else strikingly ugly and socially retarded and untalented here
Anyone else have a phobia of going to the barber
>>224185630Africa is the modern wild west. The true frontier of freedom.
>driving down the road>see female jogger>her tits are just flopping up and down like crazy One of life's simple pleasures
Why did building number 7 collapse though?
>>224186229But you have to become a Muslim to experience it
>>224186235Women are ridiculous
>>224185516Plus the 1971 Multiculturalism Policy, the OG diversity is our strength.
>>224186254Not really. I watch a ton of african documentaries. Random frenchmen go there and set up businesses and stuff.
/cum/ meat sale, all the meat you can eat
>>224186362Frenchmen go there to rape all the women
>>224186378you ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
>>224186240https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-cia-lost-office-in-wtc/
>>2241862153 for 3
>>224186362I was more picturing shooting guns and riding motorcycles
>>224186362Any links
successfully went to and from the store without interacting with anybody
Caught in a vicious cycle of “just relax, enjoy the day” followed by “omg it’s the evening already and I didn’t do SHIT today”.
>>224186468I love it when that happens
>>224186492Read Mein Kampf. Have a negroni. Have two.
I think I might have impregnated the gf last night.
>Literally named The Immortal>Fuckig dies
Nothing ever happens
>>224186632You are such a fucking nuisance to us. A boil on our ass
>>224186220Yes because I'm black. You have no idea how much it sucks going to black barbershops if you are "different". I don't listen to rap, I never watched basketball or know anything about it, ditto for NFL, and I don't really know most of the black pop culture tv shows/movies/etc. It's such an awkward experience everytime.
>>224186623He is Ashkhenazi, got turned into a lampshade by Agnoluzz
>>224186229Yeah, but not really. The western frontier of the Americas was tamed and its native inhabitants pacified enough to create a society there. Africa is impossible to civilize. Even when you do build one like South Africa it gets torn down from the inside and you get murdered for your efforts.Africa might actually be Hell in a biblical sense.
>>224186671Go back to Africa then, ricciolino
>>224186671>I am blackStrunz, if you're black why not just shave your own head. All black guys look cool bald. You could save a fair but of money, too
>>224186705That would make his problem worse
>>224186632give those yankees hell, amigo!
>>224186460https://youtube.com/watch?v=PAXDFzpLzcESkip to 18:08
>>224186671every experience in my fucked up ugly incel life is awkward*drops mic*
>>224186702you know nothing
>>224186632what capo get smoked this time?
>>224186765I am a red Sox fan I say fuck yankees but still
I think the fact that there are millions of kids who are growing up with OnlyFans moms is not discussed enough
>>224186804That’s the retarded leaf
>>224186702>Africa is impossible to civilizeSei sbag, Anglos have this weird thing they do where they brutally colonize a place and put in strict rules that make them the top dog, then a few decades later they give it all back like the people they brutally subjugated aren't gonna be incazzat assajeThey did away with apartheid and look what happened. They're roasting white farmers on BBQ spits now
>>224186824Tens of thousand american mothers starred in BLACKED
>>224186824Not my problem
>>224186856Literal millions of Japanese women (now mothers) have received money for sex
regular sight, when i worked at wally world, was grandmothers shopping with their halfrican grand kids
>>224186833Italians turned Somalia and Libya in better places than before
>>224186824Once you've resigned yourself to the fact that society is utterly fucked and the future is just plain grim, such thing tend to not bother you anymore
>>224186804>>224186827Africans detected>>224186833Yeah that's why it's different in the Americas. They basically wiped out 95% of the native people and stuck them on reserves, got them addicted to booze and ciggies among other things, and so now they're just a liability to manage instead of a risk to contain.
>>224186875>>224186887It is what it is. Personally Im g
Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
>>224186886So did Anglos in most of the places they conquered but they were just major ducks to the people they conquered unlike us in Africa where they love the Italians
>>224186931Somalians definitely like us still, libyans pretend to be victims for gibs, ethiopian politicians use colonization for political points while signing deals for tens of billions with our infrastructure firms
>>224186886hard to believe they could be worse than they are
having AC as a single block is kinda wierd desu
>>224186918yeah, one of those modeling recruiters came up to me in the mall once and I threw out the phone number he gave me because I thought i was better than that at the time. I wish I left this bullshit town and took that career.
>>224186705Are you in the mafia
Watching thishttps://youtu.be/YYGW7Kr0UAY?is=gzvKIbNnVRHRDY-f>>224186986Truke, absolute shitholes since the dawn of times
If you have dogs and/or cats it's highly likely they're able to smell the shit and gas inside your body. If you're a foid they can probably even smell your eggs.
>>224187024Im a northerner and no>>224187037I havent been disemboweled yet
>>224187037They've trained some dogs to smell cancer
>>224187037they have no idea what they're smelling tho they just smell everything it's why they're always running around sniffing nonstop
>>224185630you are canadian LUL isn't like 90% of canada uninhabited? just start walking in a straight line pal
>>224187037My family has a coon hound. I'm 90% sure that mf can smell my thoughts.
>>224187067I hear gray hair is the bodys reaction to fighting cancer cells.
>>224187024Nah, Giusè is from Trieste or Genoa or Piacenza, hea got soft hands and speaks proper
going to vacuum today, haven't 'cuumed for quite a few months
>>224187162That reminds me, I need to do so as well also > 'cuumedLOL
>>224187022Damn. That's the place most regrets comes from, isn't it? Missed opportunities and potential. I guess we have to try to seize the day as best we can.
This is the future the soys want
hello
no gym today
>>224185277lucky guy
>>224187037Dogs dgaf. They bury their nose in crotches and sniff garbage
gonna 'cuum all all over the house today
There's a tiny juvenile bird eating stuff off the ground outside my window
i'm built for the female gaze
watchin' purple_leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XviITqfqFnU
>>224187434>Watching streamers>Female>GooxNgmi
My parents are so cringe. They love shitty boomer humor like "happy wife, happy life, am I right, fellas?" It's so embarrassing. They watch this shitty boomer standup comedy on my dad's ipad. They actually think it's funny.
>No, we have an apartment on uh central park west
>>224187461what can i say, i'm a sucker
>>224187538boomers are barely sentient
>>224187538Imagine them gone, the house silent and their chairs empty. It will happen
Smiling injun
>>224187587Hear me roar ahhh dance
>>224187587More like a moronThat looks utterly ridiculous
Oh yeah and I forgot the "edgy" boomer standup comedians who make fun of woke a little bit, of they would never dare say anything actually edgy, it's all just like pussy shit like "Boy this transgender stuff has gotten a little crazy, back in my day my pronouns were just he/him. Am I right?"
i dont care about gta 6 or the leaks
>>224187706Shut the fuck up, you infantile moron
>>224187712Me neither
>>224187712The 18yo at the studio while flirting with me told me she wanted to buy a playstation for her bf so he could play GTA6
>>224187712Videogames are for fags, maybe back in the 2000s it was understandable, but now they're just shit
Therapist called me a gibbering imbecile again
I'm finna die alone. Foids expect too much these days.
last gta i was really into was san andreas
i before e except after c was a damn lie
wtf happened
I feel like in the last few weeks my anhedonia has ratcheted up to an extreme level to the point that literally nothing I do is fun anymore.What do I do? Some sort of cringe dopamine detox where I lock my phone and my laptop in my bank's safe deposit box and vow to not touch it for a week?
>>224187999be yourself
>>224187999Have a negroni. Have two.
>>224188115Ban evasion
What percentage of catholic priests are gay pedophiles
It's just a trick of the lightYeah, it's just a trick of the light
Does your dad play video games? My dad hasn't seriously played in video games since the 90s and I feel myself Kind of loosing interest in them. Its just seems odd to me seeing some 60 year old unc playing vidya games.
real nasty dream just now. bad stuff. not good!
>>224188465part of my dream last night was trying to sculpt in blender 3d
I had a dream last night where I was about to have group sex with multiple female coworkers including my leggy boss. Can't remember any sex, but still saw them nude. 8/10
yeah das rightfinkin' i just dropped a poopie jeet-style
>>224188429No way. He doesn’t even listen to music
>>224188216All of them
>>224187622>>224187664Homosexuals
>>224188542My dad is a miserable fat fuck who loves to complain and harass others, I think he is becoming a hoarder and slipping into some sort of alternate reality of his own. you might want to re-evaluate your parents
Beauty and the BeastSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderJoe the LionBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes"
made a phone call i needed to make
Has she been interviewed in Canada yet Canada bros?
>>224188594What do you mean
>>224188650they made her governor general
>>224188571>OMG ASIAN WIMMIN SO BUTIFEL
>>224188669If them cracking boomer jokes is the most annoying part of their personality you should consider yourself very lucky
>>224188650Elbozo Canadians don't acknowledge things like this or they'd have to acknowledge tens of thousands of Canadians move to the US every single year and that's only the legal ones, not including her.
>>224188679>koreaboo praises gookwomen>here's a picture of a thai ladyboy
>>224188725I’m not that guy you stupid asshole
Send him.
Young zoomers look so fucking old
>>224188825They have been sleeping like 4 hours a night since childhood due to the iPads, phones, etc. genuinely an extremely bad side effect from the proliferation of devices
>>224188679You aren't quite the catch yourself
>>224186623He looks like the default commander shepherd from the mass effect games albeit with olive skin and brown eyes
Dey shut down da local Golden Corral
>>224188935Sad day for excessive calorie consumers
local 'big' city has a murder or a few every couple of days and it's no big deal
>>224188679You think that monster and this is comparable? You really are gay, and don't even know it.
ruining my body with alcohol award
Chris Jericho is my favorite Canadian >*Is in Philly* HELLO WINNIPEG!! *Crowd boos loudly*
>>224189006spiritually african
I hate being part half white because I think I would have been smarter if my mom didn't fuck a sryian man
My Auntie had a meltie today in front of me and my sisters. It was bad.
>>224189069She need some dick prolly
>>224189069sex with auntie
>>224189054>smarter
>>224189006That chick is flat as a board and has the body of a ten year old boy. I'm not the gay one here, champ. What's even more ridiculous is she's trying to do a sexy dance without any tits or ass, it's just laughable
>>224187712Same
>>224189102Being not able to get sun burnt is not a trait
>>224189024
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i'll never get to have a plate, or bowl, of poutine
>>224189054Historically Syrians were extremely smart though, it's just that Islam has this permanent retardation effect.
Clothes used to be so simple bros...
gnolls in dollarama!
>>224189160you can make it yourself pretty easilyfrozen fries, gravy package, cheese curds
>>224189006Too much ass
>>224189166I have a twin sister who looks just like me but the issue is that she for some reason is so happy to brag about it. The worst thing she does is put baby oil on her skin and tan so she can look bronze and have blonde hair
>>224189168I’ve been togamaxxing in my room for a while nowpeak comfynot really a toga because I just wrap a sheet around my waist but whatevs
>>224189173(you) ever think how the Chinese have been making these cheap plastic animal & dinosaur toys with the same moulds for decades at this point?
There are those of the modus opinion that a white bird in the southern quadrant is neither indicant nor a negation. Such are the barbarous innovations of our day. Barbarous.
>>224189090>>224189096Nah she's mental. Off her rocker as they say. Going for a day trip with the sisters soon, can't wait. I missed them a lot.
>>224189279nah, it’s new stuff, I look at their toy section frequently
>>224189254>The worst thing she does is put baby oil on her skin and tan so she can look bronze and have blonde hairBased, post her
>>224189297sex with the sisters
Life is garbage
>>224189289yeah uh-huh I agree
thinking of moving to europoor
I need to listen to this song on LSD.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuikiS1ceYk
slammed the door at auntie
>>224189289Augurs had an interesting but high-risk job if you think about it, you could just bullshit almost anything
>>224189396>He thinks Americans are allowed to move to Western or Northern Europeoh no no NO! hahahahaha
I have to do some mechanic work on my engine and I'm fucking terrifiedNever worked on a car before in my life but the mechanic couldn't see meHow do I make sure I don't break my car?
>>224189446i have eu citizenship
>Alexis Grace died unexpectedly on August 16, 2016, in Tampa, Florida, due to complications from asthma. She was born on June 9, 1987, in Clearwater, Florida.>Alexis was a remarkable individual known for her vibrant spirit and groundbreaking contributions to the adult entertainment industry. She excelled in her profession and was admired for her dedication to her craft, particularly in the realms of fetish and BDSM. Alexis was a pioneering force, celebrating and promoting understanding within her field.>Beyond her professional endeavors, Alexis was a beloved figure among her community and online followers, recognized for her charismatic personality and generous heart. She often shared her passion for life, leaving a lasting impact on those she interacted with.>Alexis is survived by her cherished puppy, a symbol of her loving nature. Her passing leaves a void in the hearts of family, friends, and fans. Her life, though too short, was marked by boldness and an unyielding enthusiasm to embrace and enhance the world around her.>In accordance with her wishes, a private ceremony will be held. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to asthma research organizations to help combat this devastating condition that claimed her life too soon
>>224189439slam it harder next time.
why didn't humans design a society where people only have 1 or 2 kids so we all get shitloads of land and privacy
>>224189468Done 'im
>>224189469F
i was born american, i'll die american
>>224189498We have that now and the government brings in infinity brown people anyways
>>224189498contraception is a recent inventionalso the risk of being overrun by civilizations that produce 2+ children
Sempe dinta le cuore nuost
>It's another "/cum/ anon starts spamming a mid woman for a while then forgets about her" episodeMany such cases
any worthless worms here
>>224189623Not I said the cat
>>224189545but why didn't every human society realize that they'd rather have privacy and easy land ownership?
What’s the best Adam Sandler movie
>>224189645Happy Gilmore
>>224189645billy madison
I'm chopped unc
>>224189454>Nissan motor The engine is fucked, the transmission is fucked and most importantly YOU ARE FUCKED
>>224189645I really like the 3 episode anime OVA he licensed his name too and did voiceovers on from the mid 90sAdam Sandura no Densetsu
>>224188679>www.uglypeople.comlol
>>224189645Eight Crazy Nights
>>224189668VQs are great motors what are you on about?
>>224189498The problem in America is that the people that have more than that are also the ghetto people or illegals
>Lawrence Blood>Jap: Udarens Buradō
Adam Sandler is one of the few jew celebrities left who seemingly hasn't been cancelled for his love of Israel
>>224189735They suffer from high oil consumption and timing chain issues
>>224189769A well maintained example is unlikely to have high oil consumption, but yeah they can drink if you beat it and run it on low oil
>>224189762And as much as fascists hate gay people they forget that Hitler's original second in command was openly gayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B6hm_scandal
what if the belt squeaks but they seem fine
>>224189881Great you have to find the vq that wasn't abused by Hector or Jarveyvius in a literal sample size of hundreds of thousands that were
>>224189645for me its Big Daddy
>>224189964I wanted her so bad
>>224189964Sometimes you just know
>>224189635humans are notoriously poor at planning for the futureit is what it isI don’t believe any post-feminist society can escape birth dearth, so: assuming that all societies become feminist once sufficiently advanced, humanity is locked into a course of depopulation
10 years of 4chink.
When you visit someone in the hospital you’re supposed to bring them something to read
>>224190014Based horny chimp
Me in approximately 4 and a half hours
>>224190096also, bring a gun incase a rival gang tries to take them out in their moment of weakness
>>224189545Like who, the Mennonites?
modern adam sandler films are horrific
>>224190368god bless america
>>224190368fafo
now i'm craving a sonic bacon cheeseburger
>>224190203Maybe. In theory, any civilization unable to secure its own continuity will be replaced by those who can. Childbirth has historically been a good way to secure continuity.
My job actually asked me to come in on my off day to do volunteer work for the Ronald McDonald foundation
>>224188996That's because no one cares about black people
don't think I've been to a sonic once in my life
>>224190432tfw depression kicks in and i havnt eaten in days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxIKanye has always been looney, Mike Myers looks so uncomfortable lol
month 2 of not being able to find a JAV star that looks like my bitch of a bossthe search continues
Hanging out with my cousin reading dirty magazines
>>224190630Lower quality slop but the tater tots are top tier
>>224190806ghost written by nick mullen
Nitrous don’t help me it just put me in a trance
Foreign films look interesting but alas I cannot be fucked to read subtitles.
cheeseburgers vs fried chicken sandwiches
>>224190806We seen two niggas kissin, we don't know what that shit mean
>>224191019who's WE, gayboy
>>224190962>fried chicken sandwichesIts funny how brits call them chicken burgers
>>224191019>>224191028can i ejaculate on your legs?
https://youtu.be/8YMohdf637E?si=4uVbexasK_xWTt3lhow do Americans deal with the fact that we send our lowest IQ politicians to the US to teach your young generations at the Universities? we literally sending you the lowest of the low IQ and you even pay for it
>>224191028I'm talking bout euphoria, I'm not talking about a man
>>224191099Can I rape your mother to death?
>>224191119you want to go to prison?
>>224191143No I’ll throw the body in the ocean afterwards. I’m sure her fat ass will sink
>>224191189The fatter someone is the more likely they are to float
It's still good
>>224191109Professor Babecock
>>224191119Kys
>>224191207Damn. Why is your mom such a fat pig
>>224191282to suffocate you
I'm fucking gay
I want to and i crave playing games and drinking after i get off workBut what i do is head over to the gym and train, ever since i achieved 1/2/3/4 it feels like im stuck lifting forever, or else i wasted years of my life with nothing to show for since my physique will just vanish if i give into my vices
What about instead of the far right, the fart right
Tate McRaecist is my favorite leaf
>>224191426fat gock
>>224191109>at the Universitiesthey're less than 10% American at this point.
Taint McRape
>>224191430wasn't she a tiktok whore?
The Gaped
Why is it that only women divorce rape
>>224191426How about Auntifa and she makes yummy dishes for her fascist nephews
>>224191461No that was Addison Rae
>>224191513oh yeah and her father is some abusive faggot
We should just start calling Hassan fans "huge faggots". I'm tired of denying the truth
>>224190681>You're already in prison
>>224191475The scenario in which a woman earns more than her husband is rare, as women don’t like to wear the pants. Furthermore, the rare men who do find themselves in that scenario tend not to execute that option during a divorce, as they find it distasteful or immoral to act like that. My aunt earned a lot more than her husband, and her husband decided not to divorce rape her when they got divorced. I’d probably do it if there were bad blood, idgaf
>>224191497I like it. This is how we end the culture war once and for all.
>>224191535A lot of his fans are also obese women
>>224191535I already do this
>>224191535i'm a hasan fan and i love women
i’m fundamentally unlovable and i’ve decided to make it everyone elses problem
>>224191535How about Hasan [K-slur]er and he’s a Zionist
How do I increase my swag?
>>224191561Yes but also they would lose in court because court favors women
of course the brazillion likes a communist cockroach
cleaned out 'cuum before 'cuuming and i am covered in old dust
aren't leafs embarrassed their biggest pop diva is american owned as fuck
>>224191589Morbidly obese*
>>224191670flat brim hat and shutter-shades
>>224191699Justin Bieber?
aren't brazilians embarrassed to be brazilian
>>224191728Yankee wit no brim
*swaggers you to death*
>>224191699im embarrassed by your tiny penis
>>224191832nigga looks malnourished
>>224191847my penis is pretty decent sized
>>224191786wouldn't want to be anything else
>>224191899post proof
NEW >>224191980
>>224191899Post proof hnggggg
>>224191653Type of thing a slavic women living in Dubai posts
There once was a man from NantucketWith a dick so long he could suck itHe said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"
there once was a man from nantucketand I forget the rest so, uh, fuck it
