I WATCH SHOT CALLER ON REPEAT edition
I'd get out of London soon if I were you
Starting to think janny needs to start treating mousey the same as he used to when he was posting the mice.
I'm currently sat on my secret labs gaming chair that I built today. It's awesome.
>>224195418fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcKk2U_U7Aalri
feeling anxious
Got a bit of a headache actually
>>224195432do it got the magnetic pillow
mums got knee pain too but it's much more severe to the point that she can barely walk fuck me
rorke's uniform
>>224195427Still maintain there is no issue with posting mice
someone must know what happened
What is it with right wing podcasters and being misogynist pieces of shit?
>>224195449I did too and had an ibuprofen which helped that and my aches
>>224195417
penghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787597687455837.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787597687455837.mp4
>>224195485Oh fuck
>>224195449*starts screaming and banging a massive drum right next to you*
>>224195444Looks lovely but I'd like ten of them.
rorke from call of duty vanguard
>>224195480
>>224195450Yep. Using it now actually. Armrests are cool. Think I'll get a few accessories. Going for the leg rest this September. Might get arm cooling gel arm rests. Will be getting a sleeve because I got the leather one as fabric is more difficult to maintain, so the sleeve can go in the washing machine every month. Build quality is supreme. Really like it. I can lounge back in it too. Like a bed.
>>224195519That's Marcus from GOW2
f-f-f-femlet! *the beat drops*
>>224195451is there anything good about your life?
done him
>>224195450does it*
stop the cock that's wrong>>>/gif/31077396
Rorke still finds the kekistan meme funny
You know that video of the guy humping thr racoon plushie on his chest? That's me when Judy Hopps
>>224195475>verbal abusefree speech innit
>gaming chair
>>224195537Honestly that chair sounds amazing. It's important to have comfort in our homes.
What even is bran? Bran flakes all bran? Never encountered bran outside of these weird brown bad tasting cereals that I have never bought or eaten. Think my grandad liked the bran but he's been twenty years so can't say for certain and I can't ask him what it is without a necromancer and their rates are through the roof
>>224195574what the fuck are you on about mate
anyone given up yet?
my steam games get randomly laggy sometimes until i restart my computer
>>224195549Politicians having petty arguments on twitter is so cringe
>>224195610nah not quite
Never give up!
>>224195601He wants to fuck a cartoon rabbit mate, pretty obvious
Charlie Ki*k sh**ting on repeat as my work screensaver
>>224195569fuck you
>>224195617if nigel had posted something like ‘don’t care, send them back’ you’d say it was based
we’re all hairless apes on a floating space rock hurtling through the void.. chill out and enjoy life cause it’s never that deep
every time i go to the bbc news website its about a car crash in heavily paki are of england. August is such a mong month
>wouldn't fuck Judy Hopps from Zootopia Doth protest so much
Anyone given up giving up and appreciating the beauty of each moment? Nah me neither
>>224195582im literally sitting in a shitty chair that i took from the kitchen posting this: what is wrong with a gaming chair? there is nothing better than a comfortable ergonomic one if you're sitting for very long periods of time which most of us do
>>224195517theres only 1 of her and shes a lesbowhat a waste
>>224195665i just wanted to post the bent monkey
I could save Mambo
dolly parton has passed on
>>224195641Thats because R NIGE is based and a man of the people. You're just simping for some cringess scrawny little paki woman that believes in the worst things just to be contrarian.
apparently those herman miller chairs are the best chairs
Working 9 til ACK
>>224195695should I believe you?
drank two cans and i dont feel well so im going to drink another to sort me out
>>224195584It really is. I'm impressed with the build quality. The box was really well packed. They say they test it being dropped repeatedly from 5 feet so it's safe in transit. The instructions are on a massive card a meter long. The materials are sturdy and it's a heavy chair because of it. About 30kg. Lumbar support too which you can adjust. You can tilt the chair, adjust the backrest easily, adjust the arm rest angle, height and width very easily.Almost 500 for the chair but I spend minimum 12hr in it a day so it's worth every penny. Much better than buying a new one every year.
>>224195646mad how deano thinks this is life-affirming
seen all the asda bames flocking to the elevator like a fly to shit again tonight. seemingly incapable of using the stairs or escalators. also observed this behaviour displayed by our new friends in other settings. wonder what it is
i miss smoking. even the pain in my lungs felt good
damn its trueriphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA
>>224195728They literally don't have those where they came from
um
right
>politician in a democracy >contrarian
What did I miss
>asdayour own fault really
>>224195752Hey
>>224195768https://youtu.be/weU76DGHKU0?si=DpvolLor8ComfG1P&t=9
>>224195768giant twink willy
Negging the pozzyhole
>>224195686probably because you are one
>>224195701For me it's the Herman Goering chairs
it was basically down to his knees
>>224195799Are you a girl
want to kiss Mousey betwixt the cheex
>>224195765ah yes every position should be respected because a mong population agrees with it. 2% of the male population are paedophiles and the netherlands have a paedo party, its only fair le fair play le steady on chap!!
that was massive
>>224195768woman with her massive floppy cock out
me? 38 waist, short leg. sadly not joking ;_;
here she is
they've brought back the 3 litre coke bottles lads. the government has to intervene this isnt fair
Griffith porn
dont care about much these days ngl
>>224195812https://youtu.be/QCY_WMnRxz4?t=30
>>224195768
Fucking hell what has happened to brit Literally full of rorkes that are also massive homosexuals talking about cocks constantly
>>224195859its all the same shit isnt it. nothing new under the sun
>>224195826what are you even blathering about
>>224195861deegz if the landlord thing fell through
>>224195861move it move it
>me? 38 waist, short leg. sadly not joking ;_;
I've worked at Argos for 24 years this year
Also how far up the dick can a girl go to rub it on her boobs to get her spit on them for you to lick it off without it being gay
this country is so grim man
>>224195861a wee gay porn dance here we go
>>224195861Good on himI mean that's rorke haha
>>224195877a disgusting paki rat being nefarious on twitter and winding people up to own the chuddies isn't a respectable position because shes le politician in a democracy. Get your head straight, freak
>>224195892absolute madman
>>224195870>nothing new under the sunmind if i steal this?
good to see lookner focusing on the stories that really matter
>>224195898Its what happens when you legalise and tolerate drugs. Should have listened to Peter Hitchens, now we're a laughing stock of the world and everybody is watching Knockout Audits
>>224195861Proper spacker
>>224195861gwarn lad
>>224195912Ask Solomon, not me. Its from Ecclesiastes 1:9
>>224195908you seem to have a hard time understanding things people say or imply and so make up other things in your head
>>224195927>Agenda Free TV
>>224195843ugly freak
wonder if toilberg will give me the day off to mourn dolly
>>224195549she's a fucking loon and her joke of a party collapsed before it started, but that is pretty funny.
>>224195960You made this autistic post>>224195765In response to me accusing you of being a contrarian freak, supporting a paki rat on twitter being annoying. Your reply was to say "s-shes a politician in a democracy", as if this merits her retarded behaviour and conduct.
>>224195963What's that from? Seen them before
guys banging on about palestine is the most '>hope she sees this bro' shit of all time just shut up
>>224195861soo this is what it feels like when i see a grim as fuck webm but it's actually from your country
>>224195843Are 'lysa
atb
>>224195935at least he's held down a job for 20 years more than can be said for much of /brit/
>Popular erectile dysfunction drug linked to eye disease that can cause irreversible vision lossTadalafil didn't fucking work for me anyway did it
>>224195616>BLUE gets a Netflix adaptation
>>224195980she’d have wanted you working 9-5
>>224195994telletubbies
we're in the doghouse boys
they're saying AI took the jobs but it was actually the boriswave
Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'They just use your mind and they never give you creditIt's enough to drive you crazy if you let it9 to 5, for service and devotionYou would think that I would deserve a fair promotionWant to move ahead, but the boss won't seem to let meI swear sometimes that man is out to get me
>>224196012whys everyone on Brit got a dysfunctional willy
Helping gfberg with job applications and she refuses to write in a STAR format for questions that are clearly asking for a STAR format response because her "brain doesn't work that way"Well then maybe you shouldn't claim to have good written communication you stupid fucking bitch
>>224196011I guess so, I've been at my current job over 4 years and it's the longest I've stayed in one job
https://youtube.com/shorts/x8727Hhgbt8?is=kIguPi6igN5RO9vDWoah she's fit
>>224196022
>>224195998ava..
>>224196036so furious at this twitter screenshot ive just thrown my nan through the coffee table ffs
>>224196036>dehumanization of the female body
>>224195987oh i thought you were saying she was contrarian, you should write more clearly. lol at some saying ‘paki rat’ trying to be the arbiter of consensus and respectability though
>>224196091bent if you wouldn't
>>224195898It's over for Rorke
What’s your maccas order lads Mines double QP large fry and Vanilla Coke
>>224196091she's literally a sphere with a head stuck on it
i can locate all 50 us states if anyone wants to maybe give me a high-paying job or something
fluffy tail dem
She saying she doesn't want to move in if I don't want her to. Fuck sake, bitch needs to get a grip. Already told her to move in if she wants
Should I get Quasimorph?
>>224196091unfathomably heavy. just dont get how you get that big
>>224196099Dumb retard cant even read properly lmfao thats you done
pokimane fart compilation
>>224196100this will be me then
>>224196091Made for BBC
>>224196115a single nugget that someone in the car park is kind enough to give me
it over
waifuposters are a pain in the ask
>>224196134i can read, you can’t write
>>224196115thanks mate but I don't eat that muck
really sick of being poor
hi anon yeah im just -g*ROOOOOAAHAAAARRRR*
>>224196115double quater pounder and a vanilla thickshake
>>224196121>if she wantswomen cant make up their mind until you give a definitive answer to the questionmake up your mind and tell her to move in dont say 'if you want'
>>224196169This would be an excellent place to live if you're deaf you know.Bet you can get a mansion for fuck all.
>>224196150Why is drake dressed like a black israelite
>>224196187Get them all living in the flyover estate
Why won't someone tell me if I should get Quasimorph
>>224196169imagine you're having a wank and some cunt on a passing plane looks through your window and catches you
>>224196164You don't understand the basics of reading English, Pajeet.
>>224196207Idk what that is twin
oh the muslim hates jews do they? neer seen that before
>>224196150Drake too different now
>>224196195Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I hate both Muslims and Jews for different reasons but equal in the level of hatred. Not difficult to understand
Witcher 3 remaster out next month; free to current owners; adds immersive meditation; ok
My willy is 8" long and has a 6" girth but I don't think I've ever had a ROCK HARD erection and I cum too early. Such a waste of a good cock.
would you rather fight a man or make love to a woman?
>>224196260get on the Viagra lad x
got rotting christ on
>>224196246jews have many way more stuff i enjoy tbf to them
>>224196271why are you in the wheelchair? tell us what happened to you
>>224196229what if you hate boff em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7C4qaHihE New Ali G film ok
>>224196260>I don't think I've ever had a ROCK HARD erectiongrim >cum too earlygrimjamaican stone fixes both those issues
>>224196271why can't I fight the woman and fuck the bloke
>>224196247ffs im in a middle of a playthrough
>>224196271I'd fight the woman
>>224195444she looks like she would judge your penis so hard
>>224196271>My daughter
If a black woman put her stuff on my car's bonnet I'd be cleaning blood stains off my windscreen
>>224196247Tuff might skip it if the graphics are massively ‘improved’ tho, something like Witcher 3 is as good as graphics get before weird frame gen and ugly unoptimised shit gets involved
>>224196274
>>224196298shit like this is why i never started witcher 3these bastards just won't finish a game imagine you played cyberpunk at launch the game now is totally fucking different
Should I get Quasimorph
this team is fucking pathetic
>>224196216can’t believe i stooped to this, but
>>224196275What is this censoring fetish
>>224196294What's that brother?
¡COCK ARSE SHIT PISS TITS!
>>224196329Oh I'm sorry didn't realise Celtic lost already. Pipe down
>>224196328What is it twinium
>>224196329They're losing to the eye surgery shill team
they`ve AddedImprovedHorses !!
keeping a watchful eye on this new 'twin' gimmick
>>224196358A gameWhy do you keep calling me twin
>>224196328Lad what the fuck is that
>>224196370If that don't bring back Mouse WHAT WILL. WHAT WILL do it.
they should make a movie
>>224196286doesn't look great
>>224196286I'll go watch it with my teenage relatives
its so freaking bleak the beady-eyed bovine biomass orcs have raided all of the shires
i put it to you... that you sucked off a orse
>>224196329cant even beat lasik eye surgery
>>224196407i'm sorry lad :(
>>224196370They've added shitloads. New finishers, new enemy patterns
>>224196283kek
>>224196407Gandalf you can't say that
state of that
>>224196410I would
>>224196395based on my life, starring brad pitt
pajama pants whites roam the streets living their lives of squalid misery and impulsive consumption... it's over, satan wears a flat brim "snapback"looking at phone, driving, dios mio
>>224196121>Already told her to move in if she wantsIn other words, you don't want her to.
>>224196439SLOO
>>224196439love cooking with that
im rorkemaxing
noo old fat tits died doesn't cry over muslims stabbing people to death or nuffin though
Wagwan Dadsy Is Katy home? We be taking her out for a goods time.
>>224196407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riyepRrlffY
>>224196439Should throw it back at them
>>224196329they weren't up to the lask
not even homophobic but when I see two blokes kissing it genuinely is worse than gore for me desu
>>224196470They're fit. Me on the left
Not one person has said poo this thread so far. I'm disappointed.
>>224196121>to move in if she wantspassive beta shit you wear the pants or not just tell her to move in or say don't move in
>>224196479>ITV Newswhat kind of an institution are they running here!?
surely this fourth can will set me right
>>224196480would love a daughter so I'd have an excuse to batter this lot
>>224196470Bit bent that
who the fuck is dolly whatever? never heard of her
wtf
>>224196501You're drinking rly slow lol
>>224196496Florence Poo
You should learn from the Buddha's teachings
>>224196510So you're saying you'd love to have a daughter just so that she can get raped by a pack of yardies, thereby justifying you beating them upThat's sick
>>224196522/deutsch/ is laughing at us over this
>>224196527im ill
it's so ugly.... it's all so wretched and ugly
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787602798521610.jpgSexo Dutch South African
>>224196522Germans are fucking mentalBut yeah we should definitely be in a political and economic union with these genetically-autistic retards
>>224196536there'd be no rape. The battering would see them off
>>224196479wtf? why? she's an american county music singerwomen are nuts
>>224196544You're the girl? Dam keep drinking ehe
Nightingale is a cool ass last name ngl
>>224196330it's ambiguos tbfthis is why you need to use commas, people!
women, yanks and boomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cythnn3VTLgdammitthe koreans have finally got me this slaps
it seems to meshe lived her lifelike a candle in the wind
>>224196531>"It is better for you to have out your manhood in the mouth of a venomous snake or a pit of burning charcoal than a woman.">"Females are irritable, jealous, stingy, and unintelligent. This is the cause, this is the reason why females don't attend council meetings, work for a living, or travel to Perisa"thank you wise buddha
>>224196334Sexo
>>224196181Told her to move in and try it out for a week or something. >>224196465>>224196499Get off my back, I'm used to a bachelor life style and am not sure ill be able to put up with her. My ex didn't move in this quick and had somewhere else to go if shit went wrong. This one won't after a while which worries me
>>224196618garage isnt good
Fucking catberfe pissed on my bed again
>>224196577
might read claymore
>>224196639But you are female no
i would have shagged dolly parton right up to her dying moment. i wish she got her tits out before she went just once
i can't read
>>224196661i have a penis cock and balls
>>224196668T. Dog
where's ian
I bought Quasimorph
i too have a penis cock
>>224196672alri employed woman
>>224196672Why did you lie to chuddymalone
>>224196618chune
>>224196633so she was right and you don't want her moving in
>>224196659you cant read images, silly
>>224196668alri jason arday
sir penis cock
3 weeks no porn award
>>224196716Hi
>>224196718good lad
PROFESSORJASONSHARTGAY
>>224196687Hey, get a load of this guy fellas!Mister penis cock!
>>224196724heyy
>>224196718based
>>224196618dammit how can you release this at the end of summer
3 minutes without porn me
>>224196718Hope you see a lingerie ad in another passenger's reading material on the train and you have a Randy Marsh style cum explosion
>>224196744Pls be a womanhttps://youtube.com/shorts/I5Vi0IJH3js?is=oOOJFm6s2EUgHkdY
>>224196705Well I wouldn't say that, I'm just uncertain about it this early in the relationship. A trial might quash my concerns, or break the relationship. Either way I've made the offer to her and she can do what she wants as an adult.
The best part a out fighting and getting a broken nose is the big period blood bogey you get a few days after
oh my DAYS
>>224196698dont know who that is
feeling kinda iffy
>>224196800yes mate very true im sure
listening to dolly parton
>>224196816Who is lask and why are they smashing celtic
https://youtube.com/shorts/cX5RzTMykmY?is=Krt-k9LPU-lgonHb
Casting in London for a “young ethnically ambiguous man with sharp features and manicured hair”.I didn’t know London was so diverse.
lasik fc theyre all walking aroun dBLIND
>>224196800that doesn't sound good
>>224196859would be so cool to be good-looking
So... *Looks at the post count nervously* how about them reds eh?
>>224196816the absolute fucking state of scotch football
>>224196859The jewbox asks for "ethically imiguous" and all the nons show up. Later the black ones will be jerking it to BLACKED
get the fucking new made now you queers
>>224196902Blonds aren’t really ethnically ambiguous either desu. But I was surprised about the amount of people in between.
>>224196941make me you poofter
>>224188710>>224188710
https://www.tesco.com/shop/en-GB/products/314931875literally indistinguishable from Pepsi max once it’s been in the freezer a bit
>>224196960gay twat get it fucking made
>>224196963Erm, this is the old, easy mistake innit
>>224196963grow up
>>224197001>>224197001>>224197001
So how much did that chair set you back?
