pizza edition
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my toppings? mozzarella, pepperoni, and, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers
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what's better for shorts, instagram or tiktok?
Daughters be like>I'm playing project zomboid to clean up this house with bleach it's my new base
pozzing mine own battyhole with a turkey baster
>>224199372whats with the tim byrne esque pose
noo i ate too much pizza and i'm still dying rn
>>224199393my reaction to your post?*yawns and starts snoring immediately*
Celtic are funny .....
>>224199406couldn't agree more, sugar x
>>224199401grim m8
>>224199410*Cuddles u*
>>224199406mhmmm
>>224199410*jiggles your belly*
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WGZmMFTjtCAlol
That's the Larkin Love mom joi on then
>>224199372daaad stop waving at crows mans have me already
sir charlie kirk
winston churchill is my hero
>>224199432why are young people such puritans now
>>224199422what a poofter
baddiedem nights
where can I find an English rose like this
>>224199393for me it's pepperoni, more pepperoni, stilton cheese and half a bockle of franks hot sauce
My headphones have noise cancellation where it plays a kind of static quietlyThing is the static causes me to hear voices, not clearly but it's like I can make out voices on a TV or radio mumbling in the background of the static I can hear them talking now but I can't make out the words What does it mean???
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787698754559931.mp4Realistically how do you respond to this?
>>224199436Why would mom be telling you to j/o
>>224199428
>>224199457it means you're gay
>>224199452Fucking anywhereLiterally look at her options bro come on
*slaps the ankle lock on you*
>>224199462why do you keep posting thisdid it make you feel bad about yourself
Might go rape my fleshlight
>>224199462>starring Gregg Wallace as Edna Mode
>>224199462
>I suspect they are aware of what's going on here from stuff I've seen on their socials
>>224199479*Censors my tummy*
it’s mental how the usa and the uk can just obliterate a million people in iraq for literally no reason other than greed and israel and people might criticise it. but it’s seen as a mistake, a few bad eggs, par for the course and it doesn’t make these countries evil. plenty of other examples like this too but if a non-western country invades a country on its border for much more justifiable reasons (even if you don’t agree it’s 100% justifiable, unless you’re an ignoramus or a lunatic they do have reasons) it’s fundamentally evil and needs to be destroyed at all costs so it can be looted and ransacked by the usa/ukgoycattle bro
>>224199496
>get the best out there and be happy and happy for everyone else who has to work for it to get there to get you to the next LMAOOOOOO
>>224199508I don't look like that
>watching shaun of the dead>all of a sudden this happens>leftypol gf bursts into tearsgood heavenshow'd this get through the censors
>>224199496genuinely gone too soon
>>224199507hi, sergei
>>224199447zoomies have no idea how things used to be
Right so what ive done is fart under the duvet which has led to the entire gust going right up my noseDisgusting scentHave to put a wine cork up my arse, but obviously I'd end up exploding
>getting dog food deliveredIt wasn't too bad Wish a woman would abuse me until I break
>>224199507hows the aids treating you ivan
>>224199516bizarre fabrication
Racism and statues: How the toxic legacy of empire still affects us
>>224199423>>224199431it's not fun i tell you
>>224199422I don't call all AI slop, but this is slop
>>224199462if I'm rude to her in front of everyone it's a bad look. take it with a stride but if she keeps hammering on snap back at her a bit
Convinced some if you are just digital vampires and you get your energy from demoralising random postersWell let it be known I will fuck you niggers up badly if you try anything.
>>224199540Stop eatingStop drinking beer >OrLove yourself, because you wouldn't like the new you anyway
Don’t like thatDon’t like that at all
>>224199553you'll do nothing
Valentina Nappi wank I reckon
>daaaaaad please go buy a wooden spoon tomorrow
>>224199462I have a humiliation kink so I just cum in my undies
>>224199573i've seen what she looks like pre nosejob
>>224199523you are genuinely stupid
>>224199573grim.make it dana hayes
>>224199396I barely use insta shorts, I'm used to tiktok but the variety is lacking on the latter. not sure how to increase my reels variety
>>224199469
i have a frozen pizza in the over right nowmere minutes away
corrr
>>224199553Hey youDont have sex
OCD kills
>>224199594short from content literally rots your mind. get off the muck at once.
Ok gn
>>224199541you wouldn't know slop if it came up and raped you in your anus
>>224199561good advice tbqh. need to stop eating bread again
>>224199623gn
>>224199615Peter Poofter shooting a new kinda web amirite?(cum, gay from AIDS sex)
>>224199594I heard insta has loads of nazi stuff, not that I want to see that haha
>>224199622love it
why is everyone in this country taking cocaine
This world has metaphorically blacked my battyhole
Really hate pensioners so so so muchRemember seeing them getting angry about breakfast clubs for children because they weren’t getting free breakfastsNeed them all ground into paste asap
>>224199658I stopped taking coke in 2021
a lot of hate in this world, too little empathy
>>224199645haha I've not seen nazi stuff on insta yet. I see a nazi every time I open my tiktok, but her cosplays are bits too good to unfollow and she's calmed down on the n-word reels for now tho
>>224199393Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olive chives
>>224199683im a subhuman mongol orc and this is my webm to share with brit
posted a webm of an african busting down the door of a french home and attacking the occupants and janny BANNED me for 3 daysvery interesting
>>224199624based black man
>>224199624Videos like this are what k holing looks like
>>224199658because cocaine is fun
I want too have sexxxx
bend over i'll show you a k hole
>>224199714no its not its boring as shit, get a better buzz from a red bull
>>224199624You don't know who you are messing with kid
>>224199714Only good if you're drinking
>>224199722right well obviously most other people feel differently
>>224199725reminds me of taking acid and other drugs
>>224199678true
>>224199690im a subhuman raped corn-syrup golem and this is my post
>>224199725this must be how people on meth see the world
>>224199707This nick fuentes sister?
>>224199622home..
>>224199372British pizza is barely mid compared to ours
watching a jav and the girls' acting and chemistry is so good I briefly forgot I was watching lesbian jav
>>224199707This my favourite body type
Only ever shagged goths and emos meIt’s fine but sometimes I wish I could shag a normal girl
>>224199618I bookmark every OI SAKS vid I scroll onto, cannae help it
hate going to the jobcentre hate it hate it and yes I am looking for work so NO SNARKY COMMENTS!!!!!
I don't really know how to do indicate somebody possesses something if their name ends with an S. This is James' pencilThis is James's pencil
>>224199764nigga watching an Oscar-winning porn film lol
>>224199771I always go with first example
>>224199760Sorry is that supposed to look good? Looks shite
Women just don’t wank at allIt’s all performative, they only do it for the camera
>>224199778
>>224199781Doesn't look or feel right though does it
>>224199741alypop on flic
still can't believe vince mcmahon shat on that lady
>>224199790Women enjoy feeling horny in a way that few men do
>>224199807bizarre defamatory lie
business idea post cute stuff not gross stuff?
>>224199820how is that going to make any money
>>224199372cant stand this cunt or his wife
why is dtfic pretending to be a dame
>>224199807
that mong that likes to roleplay as a spokesman for all women is here
right well I'll have to ask women themselves tomorrow whether they rub their vaginas regularly or not won't I
>>224199849Try having sex x
she is so lovely
right wellpicky bitsall the same person
>>224199807mad how he was also a bbc cuck
like 200 games on gamepass and its all slop
>>224199875Try having sex x
thats him done
watching midget pornos at the library and drinking a bud light
>>224199874looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224199835
the head of the cia is literally in moscow now begging putin not to attack the uk
>>224199836face looks disturbingly like hasan
Sir Right Well
look at those beautiful pearly whites
>>224199907You think Russia would throw everything away and trigger a global war they'd clearly lose by attacking a useless paki island like this?
>>224199928Oh fucking shut up you boring twat
>>224199837should not be posting things which we should not, for filthy lucre's sake
>>224199922
Baby Ivan getting spawncamped by ZOGnun he culd do
i don't care, i just want russia back in the olympics
>>224199935picky bits!!
I will rape anybody who posts AI slop
the ponies can be posted freely
>>224199953Try having sex x
>>224199948God bless Portugal
>>224199968Fucking scrowling
fucking mental
highlight of 2026 for me?had sex with an 18 year old
>>224199970this is really doing numbers in your head
mouselord wins the day
>>224199987>by ministry of transport wat
>>224199968he likes a quick fuck
>>224199991how old are you and why was it so special
Started Final Fantasy V. Really enjoying it so far team. Well worth the cash>>224200001He is so fucking ugly
>>224199992Try doing numbers in your bed x
https://youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk
I can't sleep lads Tired at toil again is it
>>224200001is this actually Mousenonce? he used to plague /cum/ so badly
>>224200049Yes he posted his own picture here and pretends someone leaked it somehow
sacked tranny pretending like he wasn't constantly begging for mousey's attention and saying they were friends up until a few days ago
final fantasymore like female fantasy
>>224199928unironically apart from russia ukraine have the best military in europe at the moment. and the mutts are busy losing to iran
>>224200001mogs me
>>224200064We used to be friends until piehead got mousey addicted to heroin and xanax
>>224199760every country on this planet has access to american style pizza
>>224200048do some push ups and squats perhaps
>>224200096piehead's fucking cunt
>>224199835>>224199903speen2win
West = Best
will be listening to Dolly Parton all day tomorrow
>>224200122It's sad really because mousey thinks piehead is his friend but he only thinks that way because Piehead is supplying him with the drugs.
diarrhoea looms
>>224200137aquiline
who the fuck is piehead
>>224200137sir african importer
where my ATL niggas @
>>224200137sir trans shagger
sir pie head
>>224200156it won't only be tomorrow
>>224200187
>>224200156she and her husband were married for 60 years, she had some health issue but i wonder if it was broken heart syndrome that got her
>>224200201scr only in Atlanta
Gonna be a rainy couple of days coming up
Piehead gots pills on tap x
>>224200216Grass garn green again xGot to think ourselves lucky in lifes x
sneeze in the chamber
>>224200232is that a polite way of telling us you need to change your pants
>>224200112Already done a load today and I have a very physical job
>>224200059absolutely revolting specimen, should be tossed into a furnace
extremely bored me
>>224200187sup twin
genuinely depressed that dolly parton died ladswhat a beacon of hope that woman was
what does olive oil taste like? trying to start salad but eating leaves and stuff is gross and ive hated the taste before maybe a sauce could make it better. will an autistic chicken nugget eater like me like it
the boomer biomass are the most pressing concern
>>224200273girlie's accent was on point, was surprised hearing it from such a small frame. I should've expected no less from a gyaldem associate
i love refrigerators
>>224200313tastes like olive oil
Piehead...the clocks ticking.
too weird for normal people but too normal for weird people
>>224200348Who the fuck is piehead
>>224200364He's the guy who insists on calling me sacked tranny. He also sells drugs to Mousey and loves Timothy James Byrne.
the lads
>>224200313don't just use olive oil, make a proper vinaigrette. and be sure to use extra virgin olive oil, it's lighter and milder than regular olive oil and much better for salad dressing
Enlist.
>>224200371Ahhh I see, drama drama dramaMaybe one day I'll become a namefag
>>224200371i've seen you call yourself sacked tranny, does that mean you're all one person then
>>224200425fancy boy
So you're telling me Sony raised the price of the PS5 in the UK by £100... because of tariffs that were introduced by, and affect the US market?While at the same time NOT increasing prices for people buying consoles in Japan or other markets?WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY THE UK????
a cock up the arse of every "right well" poster
right well *wiggles batty*
>>224200496are you vocaroo leaf
got a headache after eating again
>>224200615diabeetus
left unwell I'm on the cans aren't I
oh the pakis of merry olde england we wanked them oh yes we didwe wanked them hard, we wanked them wellall of the bames, were wanked as well
>>224200628I don't know how to parse this sentence.
They are showering
>>224200511it's easy. make it with red wine vinegar, dijon, and maple syrup
>>224200664i do feel like most other countries are very swarthy and thus a foreign people compared to usfeels very lonely :(
>>224200673i drizzled a little maple syrup on my vanilla ice cream this evening
>>224200594maybe
>>224200706gay little monkey
>>224200682brits are swarthy compared to germans, dutch, nordics, balts, west slavs and, for the most part, east slavs. brits are less swarthy than the french, iberians, italians, greeks and south slavs. so kind of in the middle
>A Sudanese migrant has been allowed to stay in the UK because she is married to her cousin. Isra Abdallah Ibrahim was initially refused asylum in Britain because authorities suspected she only got married so she could join her husband in Europe after he was granted refugee status.
>>224200751love is love, incel
you got any unusual fetishes ladsI become rock hard when I see a girl dressed up like a cow.I won't elaborate.
>>224200751based
They want me to stop neeting I can't go back to a life with other people I might just drive away and drift for a few days until I find it in me to kill myself
don't think i won't whip it out
did the emma watson fart-enjoyer pass away?
>>224199372I went to a lunch meeting in London once at an Italian restaurant and ordered a pizza.Everyone at the table was like "Corr, I'd fancy that as well"Then the pizza was served and picked off a slice and started eating.The brits at the table started using knives and forks, like the savages they are.
dolly sharton was a bitch
>>224200686sounds lovely
>>224200802that’s how italians eat it
>>224200799pretty sure i've seen him posting in the past week
my lifes fucking awful
>>224200849ktim
>>224200799died of gas inhalation. rip to a real one
>>224200819lovely doggsters
Wish me mam had chucked me in the chipper
>>224200849>flaggood
asking ChatGPT to generate me an omegaverse mpreg rapefic
>>224200849i feel like this everywhere i go
>>224200747arent lots of germans swarthy in the southalso it feels like a 50/50 whether brits have light features or are darker so i would still consider us a non swarthy country, even sweden is only like 20% blonde and most people have brown hair
well it said it can't comply with that request and maybe we can move the topic to something more light and casual :/
>>224200894the so called cronem
>>224200858they are very cute
>>224200834>but that's how these savages eat it
>>224200762yeah latex
I should have been born biologically femaleIt's kind of ironic my entire life everyone said I act like a girl, people say I type like a girl online when they assume I'm a boyBasically have the same hobbies and tastes as any shut in fujoshi femcel autist Yet I was raped by god at birth into the torture of being biologically maleI hate my body I hate it so much and there's nothing I can do to fix it
>>224200948Being a woman is grim if you're not peng
>>224200898>lots of germans swarthy in the southno, and neither are austrians
>>224200948Got the day off from lidl today do you?
>>224200948I would treat you like the woman you wish to be
>>224200001Mousenchad!
>>224200961I'd rather be a 4/10 woman than a 10/10 man>>224200966Not her>>224200972I don't want to be treated as a woman sexually, like it's some kind of kink. I just want to be ordinarily female. But I appreciate your sentiment, so thanks.
>her
>>224200001what a dysgenic freak
>>224200861Genuinely fucking terrifying seeing this bizarre sharp rise in mothers just wanting to kill their own kidsWhat the fuck is going on
mousegods walk amongst us
>>224201004you've got a hairy cock and balls and always will LMAO
>>224201059Mouse utopia
Londoners be like "chai niece"
>>224201059it's called postpartum psychosis and it's been around forever but only extremely recently has it been something women decided to brag about openly for clicks
>>224200664Kek, this is me saar
>>224201059women have always been nuts
pooshartum psychopiss
>>224201069You can't prove that
if I saw a black dude beating up a pajeet I'd join in and help the black dude
What's the big deal with Nips and Gooks?
>>224201096s
MouselordGod-Emperor of MousekindHis Most Exalted MousenessGrand Duke MouseThe Right Honourable MouseyHis Mousey Magnificence, Lord Paramount
>>224201120the Japanese raped them and won't apologize
modern life is one giant mouse utopia experience gone wrong
i relate deeply to butters
Sooooo, is the leaf lass here tonight?
Japan is like the UK and Korea is like IrelandImagine if Ireland was split in half and the North was under a Juche regime...
>she's Chinese and loves black menwyd?
>>224200664should have the brit getting called brown by an agathan icelander
>>224201147that's an AI-voice generator, dumbass
>>224201157Blacked her
Modern trannies are just "the beautiful ones" of them mouse experiment
>>224201155You think drunk irish retards are smart enough to figure out nukes?
>>224201181>>224201181>>224201181
>>224201107if you don't then what are you moaning about