Cheese balls spilled on the 105 freeway in Los Angeles-editionPrevious: >>224202537
Finna watch some bossmanjack
>>224205762Crustaceans actually have tasty flesh, bugs just have goo
can't justify having an apartment12k+ straight to the rentjew annually? no thanks!
Why is this not a Dolly Parton Edition!
did you know you can overclock your monitorI had a 60hz one that went to 72hz and a 75hz one that went to 81hz
>>224205994I don't know what any of that means
>>224206015hz is how fast the monitor refreshes the picture, higher refresh rates look smoother, you can think of it like fps kinda
i killed the thread by gooning. again.
>>224205994>>224206015They are effectively the same. hz is a cap on how many fps can be shown on a monitor. FPS is the number of frames generated, hz is the number that can be displayed.
>>224206118I still use a cathodique screen. How does that work?
Finished my dr pepper now what?
>>224206594Now we dance
>>224206308Except they're not the same at all and that's why Vertical Sync exists.
I've experienced the strangest phenomenon. The weirdest psychological profile. This girl who clearly does not hold any remotely genuine attraction towards me, not even the slightest. But she latched on intensely. I realized she is obsessed with my car. She won't get out of my car. She will literally find any and every excuse no matter how absurd to just get in the passenger seat of my car and not leave. She camps in it, she fucking lives in my passenger seat she won't get out no matter what. She will make up any stupid reason to drive to 1 place then immediately to another then "let's just stay in this parking lot", and just stay in the passenger seat. She eats and sleeps there. She won't get out. She won't go home. She will begrudgingly come into my home but will seek some new excuse to get back in the car ASAP. One time she got beligrently drunk and literally would not get out of my passenger seat for anything in the world. She wanted to smoke a cigarette, I told her just get out of the car and walk 3 steps to smoke not inside the car. She wouldn't do it. Hours of screeching and yelling but she wouldn't get out no matter what. If I drive her home she starts freaking out literally freaking out and making up a billion stupid retarded excuses for why she can't go there and begging almost with tears in her eyes to just park the car somewhere so she can keep sitting in it.It's the strangest thing I've ever observed. I have been inside of her house several times and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. It's actually quite nice. Her roommates seem perfectly normal. She pretends there's something bad about her house but actually it's just a ruse so she can stay in my car.She has sat in my car for longer than 12 hours straight. Everytime I point it out she refuses to acknowledge or answer.Pretends I didn't say anything even after repeating 10 times "Why are you so obsessed with my car? Why the fuck won't you get out of my car?"It's a Toyota nothing special btw
Why'd the gas station cashier call the hard lemonades a sissy drink when they have a higher ABV than the Modelos I also got? Just because they taste nice?
>>224206607What music?
>>224206660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqNUeDGcRk&list=PLUgrVJF3lBy9ADN8zB_5hj7JYTOz8BTkR
>>224206653LOVE mousy cute women like this
Imagine you're going to sleep and you wake up with a man inside you. What would you do in that situation?
>>224206653And what's a “manly” drink? Beer that tastes like pee?
>>224206732Probably straight whiskey, which can be ok if you're sipping it I guess.
Things either work out or they don't
Gonna ride my bike to the park and chill out in the grass
She actually gets depressed and even cries when I finally force her to get out of my car. It's usually an hours long process of arguing, debating, concessions, negotiating, yelling, etc to get her out.One might ask why I'd ever allow her back into my car again after seeing this. Partially due to sheer fascination and curiosity, partially due to sexual favors. She will do anything to not have to get out of the car and anything to get back into the passenger seat.It's insane. The weirdest thing is her refusal to acknowledge the existence of this strange dynamic. Only weird obvious lies for what is going on. We are going to the store to buy Gatorade, but then we should actually go to the other store once we get there, and so on so forth. Driving around endlessly is fine and sitting in a parking lot for hours is fine. Getting OUT of the car is not fine unless it's very brief. Asking why she is fixated on sitting in the passenger seat of an old toyota corolla is just blatantly ignored. 0 response. Like you didn't even say anything at all.I have no theories to explain this. It's really fucking weird.
>>224206748During the worst of my alcoholism, I could drink a bottle of the cheapest rum available in Mexico, it was like drinking paint thinner, and no one considers that manly; it’s more of a homeless person’s thing, but I guess it’s different in the U.S.
>>224206789I loved china il
>>224206776its 3 in the morning i will call the police you creeper
>>224206640>>224206788I assume this is your weird writing project but I dated a woman sort of like this. She was schizotypal and convinced that sex traffickers could strike at any moment so we would literally sit in the car for up to 20ish minutes sometimes until she convinced herself it was safe to go inside. Never could tell exactly what the qualification was to finally go in the fuggin Burger Kang or wherever. Incredibly annoying but what can you do.
>>224206954Sybau
>>224206834That's professor brothers
Why did 4chan ban being able to post images from incognito mode? It's so retarded
>>224207097For what reason do you browse this site on incognito
>>224207105I don't want this immoral incel website in my browsing history
>>224207135Why?Who's checking?
>>224207139Your mom when she comes over to give me head
Give me my Canadian twinks!!!!
Checking /his/ out for the first time
>>224207647Report back your findings
>>224207682Found a cool human evolution diagram
I still use a monitor with a vga cable.
>>224207728Is it a crt
Business idea:Hawaii goes back to its traditional name of “The Sandwich Islands,” and they get really good at making sandwiches
Just bought a hellcat at 50% interest #blackexcellence #fuckwhitey #fuckjuan #fucklingling
>>224208089When my grandpa died and left some money my dad was torn between paying off the house and buying a hellcat
Yeah, im thinkin it's paypig time
>>224207741It’s a CBT (cock and ball torture)
>>224208136Grow up
>mentally ill gf wants me to "rape" her and choke her so hard during sex that she passes outSurely nothing bad will come of this
>>224207741Nah.
>>224208373Why are you having sex outside of wedlock?
Clipped my toe nails
>>224207165Based
>>224208373>choke her so hard during sex that she passes outThis part is a really bad idea. Too easy to accidentally kill a mentally ill fetishist bitch (who’s literally asking for it) like that
Comedy central really just interrupted a marathon of season 1 south park to play unfunny dogshit nu-south park
>>224208373Get her consent in writing Get a lawyer to write it
>>224208196Painting miniatures and playing games with them brings me joy. Why would you deprive me of that?
>>224208460How long has that show been on the air now, like 50 years?
>>224208472Almost 30 years
>>224208460you dont have to keep watching a terrible show unc
>>224208420Grow up
>>224208491I changed the channel to E and now I'm watching botched
I'm hungry someone needs to feed me
>>224208460Did Medicare approve that pacemaker you needed?
My internet went out 5 hours ago and still hasn't been restored.
>>224208547I'm probably younger than you hoe bag
>>224208573Seething
trying to explain to momberg that physical bills are inconvenient and unreliable for every party involved and it would be so much easier just to do that stuff electronicallymight as well try and convince her that fish only fuck on thursdays
I pee in pools and only fuck on thursdays
Chilling in the park has been rescheduled for tomorrow
'manic monday' chorus stuck in my head for some reason
If I were a car I would be a Ram because I ram my dick into anyone
Put the fries in the bag
>>224208770Anyone?
>>224208788Anyone.
>>224208820Even Shahar?
I thought you guys were bad about making the general but /toy/ is a fuckin horror show hot damn
i don't even know what /toy/ is
>>224208847Tung Tung Sahur?
>>224208887Its the board for legos and shit
>>224208887Manchild land
>>224208857>>224208887Sex toy reviews?
>>224208909wtf when did we get a redditor goylem board?
I LOVE LEGO
1 USD = 5 cad by EOY
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
>>224209010R/sci.... I mean /sci/
I reckon momberg is going to Publix today
>>224209092We call it a "Jewel OSCO" in these here parts
target but pronounced like it is french
>>224209173I think Target failed in Canada because frog people can't pronounce "Target"
We are all brothers on Christmas
>>224209314
>>224209219Target failed because it sucked ass, the shelves were bare and what was even the point of opening up a Zellers rip off in 2021
>>224209219failed because canadians aren't high class enough to shop there
>>224209532Target is actually 30 years older than Zellers. Zellers is unironically a Target ripoff
https://x.com/MrGafish/status/2092532134649229713neat vid of a chinese mudslide, sadly choppy quality.
>>224209314it's called Saturnalia.
I never used to shop at Walmart, but its delivery service is actually very good
was a k-mart kid
it's kind of fucked up how grown ass moids started catcalling me as a child just because my body was starting to develop
>>224209946I remember my local Kmart being grim and dimly lit but it had SOVL
>>224210019No one was cat calling your gay ass Brian
>>224210049*casts a hex on you*
>>224210076In the name of Satan may this hex be returned to you and be 10x as powerful so mote it be
still crazy how bill hader btfo'd nick reiner at a party so hard that he went home and murdered his parents
no girls allowed in /cum/
Imagine being a turkey
/cum/ Chad Uganda Maldives
/cum/-Comoros Uzbekistan Malta
I'm eepy but I need to fix my eep schedule
hello
>>224210446Hi boyfriend
had an appointment at gymstein's house. saw 2 demons.
imagine the seethe when hasan piker is the new president
Didn't get much sleep at all, now I'm at work mainlining a Celsius but it's not working. It's gonna be a long ass day
>>224210452how's it going?
>>224210555Destiny will lead the revolution, and I WILL follow
Does anyone want to kiss me?
/cum/ niggaz riding the woodpecker!!!!
Zoomers are so spiritually listless they don't even actively play games. They run idle 'games' on their phones and if they miss a day somehow they get everything anyway. I hate to say it but it's looking like a total Sino-Hebrew victory.
>>224210730Kill yourself
>>224210732cyberpunk af
>>224210730no
I don't deserve to live
Btfod irl
my fivehead, or sixhead, is flaky, dry
>>224211014pour olive oil
>>224211014Use baby's blood. Ancient gypsy secret
personal mancala affect: i have a distinct memory of there being a big hoopedy do in the 2006-2010ish area of some middle school dork building a nuclear device of some kind for a school project. and no i dont mean obamas son achmed with the cool cock. i even distinctly remember a picture of the kid he had a bowl cut and some 90s t shirt. whenever i remember it i try and find info and never come up with anything. well thats my post.
Bros... I love my girlfriend
Feeling sleepy, might nap for an hour
>>224211254>obamas son achmed with the cool cock.Freudian slip tier post
I wanted to lambast some fool in another thread in a debate but he's not responding
>>224211254you mean the guy who brought a clock to school but everyone thought it was an explosive?
That was so dumb the kid disassembled a clock and put it in a suitcase and it actually looked like a bomb.
>>224211460You forgot to mention that he was Arab too lmao
>>224210732It was all fine until japan banned samurai
>>224211460His dad knew what he was doing and did it to Pityfarm"Oh the poor persecuted Muslim "
>>224211410>>224211460ill fuckin kill you no dammit. whole different situation. it wasnt like this timmy made an atomic bomb but his project had something about it that freaked out the feds because i guess it could possibly lead to making a bomb or some shit.
I'm going camping this weekend
>>224211602Take yer meds, boyo
>>224211561>picI wish my hair was straight enough, I would totally do that
>>224211602>ill fuckin kill you I would run you over with my car if you tried
>>224211254The only guy I can think of is the nuclear boy scout but that was mid 90s
>>224211618Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
>>224211765Yeah, if you're offering
>>224210602I sleep about 3 hours before waking up now, it's just how it goes at this point. I fall back asleep for another 3 or so, but it's like my body has decided to only sleep in 3 hour shifts.Not sure if it's stress from work or maybe my body is preparing for the coming war and knows I can't sleep too long due to the risks.
Qui bono?Where will this money go?
>>224211602https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahnhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Aristotle_Phillips
>cheetoes releases a version without food coloring>its more expensive than the one with food coloring
>>224211782Ok, here
>>224211801>Where will this money go?To teach black youth how to not read at 19 years old.
>>224211786Wow, that's exactly how I sleep too. 2-3 hours then I'm up. I can trick myself into falling asleep again but it's only for another 2-3 hours
>>224211816I would be her friend so long as she didnt try to talk to me about politics or in japanese
>>224211786its probably too much caffeine, if youre taking more than 40 mg a day its definitely the caffeineanother likely cause would be marijuana abuse
>>224211817>CheetoesDan Quayle over here
>>224210494my horrific corn daughter
>>224211876You're probably right. I'm not him but the other guy what can't sleep, and I do be chugging the 'fee like it's going out of style
>>224211876I generally only drink 1 cup of coffee in the morning, it's done by 11am. I also exercise in the evening, I usually do a combo of run/walk on a treadmill for 2-3 miles. Even if I don't exercise or have coffee my sleep is still gay and retarded. I've heard it comes with getting older too, my dad is the same in that he wakes up in the middle of the night and then he just gets up at 6am and starts doing shit even though he's retired.
>>224211912ancient reference
>>224211925
早苗さんの「Rule 34」的なポルノ画像や動画はありますか?
>>224211812goddamn i think the first guy might be right. thanks anon.
>>224212012>it's the white guy, womyn, latino, black guy, and asian girl friend group that totally exists for real
>>224212012>no multicultural group of friends to play video games with;_;Anyways post the Descartes edit
>>224212090My friend group was pretty diverse in high schoolWe had the >/pol/chud redhead guy>vantablack wrestling nigga>ultralightskin mullato manslut>filipino nerd>mexcian comedic relief who played undertale>redneck (me)
>>224211960Indeed
>>224212200such is life in Amerikkka
>>224212200>no womenYou proved his point
Not drinking sucksHow the fuck are you supposed to dull your emotions without it?
>>224212333heard permanent sleep works well
>>224212333Frank Sinatra used to famously say "We feel sorry for those that don't drink because once they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're gonna feel all day".
>>224212317Thats what destroyed the friend group. Mexican tries to bring some nonbinary queer bitch and destroyed everything
>>224212417I probably will end up killing myself This life sucks
>>224212333Stop being a gay pussy and just raw dog life like a man
>>224212468Women are like jews in that they hate the idea of a space existing without them so they will weasel their way in, subvert it, then destroy it.
If you were a dolphin and saw a wicked hot babe swimming do you think you would rape her like most dolphins do
>>224212545there's a koth episode about this
>>224212545I wouldn't have to be a dolphin to do that
>>224212560oh yeah the one where hank turns into a dolphin and rapes luanne
>>224212583no you dumbass
>>224212512She may have actually been jewish iirc
>someone at my blatant nepo job is rude to me>invoke my mother's name>they immediately do a 180 and start sucking up
thread has taken a ghastly turn
we live in a slob societyeverything everybody does is slobbisheven comments and social interactions are just slobbish and lazyabsolute slob land
Dan Schneider ruined a whole generation of men.
>>224212624
>>224212512It's true
>>224212599Well that just tracks perfectly
>>224212637Did he ever face a reckoning or is dan schneider the luckiest man to have lived for getting to defile all those qts?
>>224212645Jews themselves have women brain, the more I think about this the more evidence I see.
Went for a run
>>224212622That's what happens when you deincentivize excellence in favor of shit like diversity
The Canadian people have the right to see what the deal was that Carney agreed to and later tore up. There are obviously no government secrets in it because all US officials have seen it.
>>224212679no evidence of any impropriety on the old dan man
>>224212692I guarantee you are a slob in all aspects of your slobbish lifeComing here is a slobbish activity in and of itself
I like how we've reached the point where everyone agrees things are getting worse in soy-ciety but we just disagree on the why.
>>224212609Basado
>>224212725Look at Amanda bynes now and look who did her shows
>>224212740Maybe but I assure you I'm quite organized and worship excellence in all things. I'm very much like the ancient Greeks in that respect.
>>224212714Lol they will NEVER have any transparency or accountability.
having those kinds of farts that make me whimper in pain
Please tell me whyDo we build castles in the sky Oh tell me why
>>224212650A counter-argument, good sir.
Do you believe in life after love?
>>224212840udder perfection
>>224212840She's hot but I'm pretty sure she was a literal scammer before too lol
There's an interesting phenomenon that occurs whenever I try to do something really important. I fail miserably and fuck absolutely everything up. Even shit that's not even tangentially connected to my attempted action. Just all types of shit goes tits up.
>I support data centres
>>224212963You gotta get your mojo back.
>>224212972Business Idea: put all the data centres in India>engineers have to stay in India>use all their water and electricity instead>it's already a shithole so it doesn't matterWin win
>carig about data centers
>>224212917Jews and muslims are very odd in that jews are constantly trying to find loopholes to trick god or get around his rules and muslims believe that muhammad was literally so silver tongued he was able to talk god down on some of their terms of worship, in both cases it seems like they have zero respect for their supposedly all powerful omniscient god and think he can and should be tricked yet still have undying loyalty to him, I don't have a wider point I just find it curious that 2 of the big 3 abrahamic religions do that
>>224213046>put the backbone of every single point of commerce and information in a literal sewer overrun by demonsYes great idea what could go wrong.
>>224211801God damn it, we did not need a settlement and shallow promises about minor changes to the platform, we needed to end addictive endless scroll content directed towards children for good. The fact that settling for 16 billion was the cheaper option should tell you how lucrative this garbage is.
>>>carig about data centers
>>224213081It's true. Christians were the only "smart" Abrahamics because they only banned shit nobody liked anyways like fags and incest. 1 corinthians10:23,"Everything is permissible, but not everything is beneficial". They took a real easy line towards permissible foods and wine and the Law
>>224213096The demons are already in all the backbones of commerce and information here.
>>224213181
yes they pollute the wateryes they raise your electricity billyes they're stealing all of your personal informationyes they're loud and disrupt the neighborhoods around themyes they're destroying knowledge foreverbut how does this affect you personally?
>>224213081>jews are constantly trying to find loopholes to trick godMuslims do this too, just in a different way. Like they have all these goofy XP multipliers like every step you take towards going somewhere to pray multiplies your prayer bonus and good deeds. So they recommend circling or walking around your prayer mat before starting, how does that even make sense? Are they tricking God into blessing them more? Just semitic things...
>>224213241Word
>>224213241All great reasons why they should be in India
>>224213241I do not live by a data center. I have never seen a data center. I do not know anyone who lives around or has ever seen a data center. Ergo I do not care about data centers.
I have to fibremaxx immediately, got bad poops this morning.
His spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know he was right
Eating overnight oats with seeds and fruit and drinking green tea
Janny is making the rounds in /int/, be forewarned.
>>224213324Been telling you niggas to just drink the metamucil
>>224213335>the world will know he was rightZoomies already think this, he was trendy a while back
Call me Ted Krapzynski because I'm about to blow the toilet UP
RIP Dolly Parton another victim of the jab :(
>>224212840whatever filter that is that is adding texture makes her tits look fucking disgusting
>>224213125>>>>scaring the data centers
There's something about the smell of an oven baking something in the morning
>>224213370Zoomies are the most technologically deranged, they never even developed computer skills like millennials, they just developed tik tok brain
My ancestors in the bottom right :)
>>224213414I think it's the compression artifacts, his photo is only 63KB
dont understand this extreme hate for technological progress while at the same time worshipping social media
my ancestor :)
>>224213459Just more leftist nonsense
>>224213459Literally every girl on social media is a loud luddite but cannot stop using social media & ChatGPT.
>>224213324Make half your plate either fruit or vegetables and get some legumes too.
why is it so grim?
Don't understand the hate for our enslavement
>>224213335He was right that industrial society was bad, he was retarded in that his alternative was basically just "uhm go back to low tech anarchy????" a big idea guy with weak ideas
>>224213459Technological "progress" stopped in the 1970s Everything after that has not actually benefitted the average person in any real or meaningful waySocial media is cancer
Why do they show the driver face on fedex lol
>>224213581Because you need to sign for it and they don't want you to claim that some random person showed up demanding your name
Lake ontario more like lake america
>>224213632It does it even when there isn't a signatureI think the fedex uniform and truck would be a good tell that you weren't just dealing with a civvie tho
>>224213562ABS is pretty nice if you live in the north. Lithium-ion batteries are nice if you build or repair anything. Microfiber cloth is useful for cleaning things. Also enjoy my air fryer. But I will agree that most thing since the 1970s have been a cancer on humanity and the earth
>>224213680Lake Fuck Canada(my pool)
>>224213581So you know who steals your packages right after they get dropped off
>>224213680I thought it was funny how l'homme Orange defended the French language here, honourary Quebecois
>>224213704Based
>>224213689The number of videos of low trust city dwellers yelling at delivery drivers asking them what the hell they want when they're clearly holding a package says otherwise, it's pointless but it's just another layer of legal security for them
Canadians be like:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ass_Lake
>>224213716I thought it was Homme L'orange
un bon homme de negre
>>224213680Rename all of themLake of America #1Lake of America #2Lake of America #3Lake of America #4President Nixon Memorial Lake
>>224213716He wanted to stop streaming services promoting French language content in the trade deal
>>224213735One time when delivering a doordash delivery at night this fat hispanic lady pulled in front of my car like she was SWAT or something, blocking me from leaving and started screaming "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!" at me. City dwellers truly are mentally deranged little freaks
Lake en train de baiser une CanadienneLocation:Your mom
>>224213765I ackchually wrote something longer in French but I felt it was unneccesary and deleted most of it>>224213794I don't believe that, this was just made up for Quebecois support which is why they won't release any details.
I prefer tiny tits
>>224213848She was trying so hard to jiggle those but they barely moved because of the dress lol
Crazy how body cams are just free to the public and you can just request live videos of niggas showin they ass
>>224213871In a based patrician tastes way or a pedo way?
>>224213848I wish women like this still existed irl
>>224213871dfc is the way to be
>>224213846Quebec made a law to promote French content, Canada made a similar law for Canadian content, I think the Americans just wanted to get rid of all of those types of laws. This is important, we always had rules for TV that we should promote Canadian stuff, so we don't get to absorbed by America content.
>>224213871Smell dicked pedophile detected>>224213785
Body cam videos singlehandedly killed the BLM movement
>>224213785
Yo croski
>>224213775
>>224213944>This is importantSo you must be very happy that Carney told Netflix they don't have to pay for Canadian content anymore, the Canadian taxpayer is picking up the tab instead. VERY based of him to make us pay more taxes or something.
>>224213922The prior. I just never been much of a tits guy. If I can't fit my hand around the entire thing I just get annoyed a little bit. I wanna be able to grab it for real.>>224213925What dis mean>>224213950I have a slightly abov3 average dick size and I am not a pedo fuck off you sound like the Australian government
China will pay for this.
>>224214028Haven't we always subsidized canadian content?
>>224214062Xi has lost the Mandate of Heaven
>>224214062Chinese must be stopped.
>>224214073Yes but now we get to pay even MORE. We wouldn't want Netflix to pay for that. Based Carney, elbows up!
>>224214062Zhongguo has fallen.
>>224214062>>224214087Doesn't matter when you have 10 gorillion people losing a village to a landslide here and there is well within margin of error
>>224214116Gemini says you're wrong
>>224214087A New Emperor must seize the leadership of the Chinamen
>>224214189>Directly says he's eliminating it and replacing it with public funding in his own imageYou are genuinely a retard
Remember guys Elbows uHAHAHA
>>224214241Making Canadians pay more taxes instead of massive American streaming corporations is based and trad
Trump failed in Iran so now hes trying to sabotage our economy to annex us
>so I asked the AI
>>224214282All old people talk about these days is AI. Kinda peeves me off
>>224214309It's the path of least resistance for them, they can ask the AI and it will answer regardless of if it actually knows or not and they can take it on faith that it's right
>>224214359You can click the sources with gemini and check it
>>224214309You prefer hearing about NCIS & the 9-1-1 franchise?
>>224214382they are not doing that shit, if they had the gumption to research somethign themselves they wouldn't be reliant on the AI to begin with
The new better be China Uganda Moldova
>>224214406This /cum/ renaming meme is pretty old ngl
NEW>>224214457
>>224214465>>224214465>>224214465new
>>224214432Everything old is new againAll the old posters died and moved and and their memes are recreated with no knowledge of the originals
>"trump wanted to force us to be a english monolingual country!">look inside>he just specifically wanted us to not mandate that netflix (an american company) had a french translation for every show>trump wanted to stop us from making trade deals with any other country!>look inside>just wanted to specifically stop us from hosting the chinese, our enemyCool so now everything is 50% more expensive because the quebecfags are whiny dramatic faggots as usual
