fambly goy

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He's smiling!

>he thinks the labour party came into existence in 1924

>>224208435
Well the entire party membership had a full on your great grandmother's smelly badger so there's that

>>224208454
his care bame is wanking him off

https://arabshentai.com

The job I applied for just sent an email saying this essentially "Sorry but everybody passed the quiz so we will now need to actually read your CVs"

y'all right then?

>>224208454
He's having a heart attack

won't be clicking that

>>224208377
t. Bradley Walsh spammer

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>>224208481

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQwQPPIdERk

Timothy James Byrne is a convicted nonce btw

>>224208493
i don't really post. just here for aussies.

>>224208377
t. Bradley Walsh spammer (aka heathernonce)

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lunchtime soon

>>224208467
tim gets joi and i don't

>>224208510
proof?

>>224208524
It's been posted before multiple times, check the archive

clacking two BAMEs heads together like a newton cradle

>>224208510
So are all your other friends you dog

>Screenshot_20260826_123403_Instagram.jpg
bro on his phone all day taking screenshots

ayo this a message to all my dawgs: "woof"

Wonder how Sacha Baron Cohen filmed that new Ali G film when basically everyone already recognises him
It's just going to be people badly acting and going along with it
Also the media are shilling Diane Morgan hard whose entire comedy is just the same as his but safe and inoffensive

knickerbocker glory

>>224208517
get it scranned mi lord

>>224208511
we're not gonna shag you btw

>>224208292
erm sauce

>>224208553
isla took him to the cleaners

>>224208592
lovely

>>224208592
ok now draw them kissing

>>224208553
Isn't Diane Morgan a wannabe Karl Pilkington?

>>224208566
don't speak for me

>>224208592
imagine being strapped for cash so you donate your eggs and then end up producing a famous athlete and you never know

Doing my second poo of the hour. Wish my body didn't do this thing where it saves up all my poo for days and then dumps it all at once. Makes life inconvenient. I've places to be fs

>>224208553
I always found that philomena cunk character really really tiresome on Charlie Brooker's weekly wipe, no idea how it's so successful other than oh female comedian best book her on everything and promote the shit out of her
Hated that limmy nonce too, and the shitpeas guy

any peng black women in

>>224208553
ali g hasn't been a thing for ages though so there's probably enough people who don't recognise him

Open instagram -> scroll -> see IG slag -> check profile -> find OF -> look up leaks -> wank
It's a problem

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>"Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?"

Grok, depict her giving birth.
Please
Adam

>>224208638
miserable ass nigga

sir poo arse

>>224208619
Her whole 'interview people while pretending to be a retard' seems more of a copycat of Cohen

>>224208656
sc

> NEW: Andy Burnham has announced Sainsbury's will offer 10,000 work placements from October to help tackle youth unemployment
Wow sick bro can’t wait to stack fucking shelves at Sainsbury’s thank you so much Saint burnham

>>224208637
>second poo
>all at once
By that logic I raped both of my victims at the same time (an impossibility given that I've only got one knob)

I'm a founding member of the /brit/ ultras firm

>>224208668
>Sainsbury's
LOL. Imagine working at a supermarket that isn't even the highest paying. Imagine doing it for free. Sainsmongs are so fucking stupid

those tits are craaaazzyyyy

>>224208678
disgraceful

Brit supermarket rankings are from what I can tell:

1. Waitrose
2. Marks and Spencer's
3. Sainsbury's
4. Tesco
5. Asda

I met the bitch on Tik Tok,
Now her pussy's where my dick dock

gay porn man in

>>224208668
all reserved for foreigners however

>>224208668
rorke demanding that the government employ him then complaining that the government employs him

>>224208682
Shut up tranny

>>224208704
lol

>>224208723
me on the right

>70 thousand houses built by 2030

Based that's enough houses for 3 months of immigration

>>224208723
stuffed one of those right up by shitpipe once

>>224208668
This is good, these supermarkets have been taking in every flavour of third worlder instead of hiring native people who are intellectually suited to that kind of work
Get the thickos with "anxiety" off pip and into Sainsbury's
Get the middle aged Nigerians and Indians on a flight back home

>>224208720
Nigga it’s UNPAID work experience at Sainsbury’s who the fuck wants to do that

>>224208678
>>224208693
>224208693
what is ut

Love blue magic in Final Fantasy just wish it was a bit easier to obtain the spells

I will work but only if I am paid 50 quintillion per hour otherwise I'll just stay in my room.
Your loss.

>not on the johnny foreigner list
lessssssssssssss go

>>224208750
as if we have the bollocks to deport any of those useless boriswave cretins.

>>224208764
>parasitic nematodes
thats my name, dont wear it out

Rorke wants a 100k starting salary for jobs they give to mongs

ricky gervais bangs on about how you shouldn't be offended but remember when he had an absolute melty when harry enfield made a skit about him

>>224208646
that's all i've been getting recently

>>224208801
He can give it but can't take it

>>224208757
is desurchive down?

>>224208782
If the UK didn't have immigration a customer assistant at a supermarket would be paid £20 an hour by now

>>224208801
Don’t even know who Harry Enfield is

get the timid women working in sainsbos

>>224208801
i think most people have better things to do than remember shite like that mate

I can give it AND take it (bum stuff)

>>224208823
Bit like you
What with you having a cock and no vag
As you're a man

>>224208741
6-9 months*

Rorke this chicken is too dry

Struggling to work out if I should stick with my incredibly low stress easy job that pays 50k and the office is close to my house, or actually pursue the WFH job in the range 60 to 90k that I'm qualified for but will likely involve much more stress and hard work

>>224208782
ktim

>>224208826
...yh

who would ever choose to go and do unpaid labour at Sainsburys instead of just getting on benefits?

>>224208828
But none of you wanted to do that, so you had to bring in ngubu to do the work you lot are too precious for

>>224208850
Not really mate. I get unprecedented levels of hate in /Brit/ and it doesn't affect me. I literally don't care what you say about me. You even know where I work and won't do shit about it.

>>224208801
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

>>224208828
And your food bill would go up accordingly

>>224208871
They will probably take the benefits away if they don't take it lol

Der Burnham Reich hath begun
first they came for the PIPsqueaks…

any lads here shagging escorts this weekend?

>>224208896
10k placements and 10mil spackers on bennies.

>>224208892
Increased demand also drives us prices
Rent and house prices would be significantly lower

>>224208902
Shagging the missus me

>>224208905
Kek this is 9.99m votes

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the world ended in 1991

>>224208889
screaming why the fuck is nigel farage there

do people on pip even vote? surely they're too anxious and adhd to fill in a ballot

Might be lunch time soon

Conchigli pasta with leftover bolognese and cheddar cheese for my lunch. Proper English food.

rorke get hit with penis blast

>>224208889
not really doing gervais are they its just brent

>>224208566
extremely hurtful post

>>224208850
They say it doesn't affect them but if you say trannies should die they report it for trolling (violating us law)

>>224208861
you're gonna get raped on taxes either way so it better be closer to 90k. is it worth all the stress for an extra 25k? will it lead to more opportunities? do you own a house already? will wfh kill your social life?

>>224208886
You lie about where you work though because I went both of the aldis there and was no trannies in either so

>>224208900
s

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hey yall

hi everyone im a gay retard

>>224208943
enfield is rorke as fuck

>>224209003
Wagahi

>>224208960
Conchigli is the best pasta

>Harry and Meghan are set to arrive back in Britain with their children today
no wonder Mousey's in a great mood!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYi_sXOYbw

>>224208916
>Increased demand also drives us prices
Only if there's a lack of supply which for now there isn't

>>224208993
The stress thing is the big one for me, left my previous job because of being on call and too much overtime and new shit all the time. That was support for enterprise and this new one I think would be more design and implementation. I was basically constantly anxious and miserable and now I'm quite calm and as happy as could be expected, but I could use more money. Yeah got a house with mortgage, don't really care about social aspects with people at my job got a few friends I see semi regularly and a wife that won't leave me alone. Think I'll go for the interview and see how I get on.

>>224209056
mad how 90% of yankland is just pavement-less road with fast food restaurants dotted on either side

>>224209056
That's like the poster what calls you cowards
Instant, aggressive, accurate
Love it

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are soph

>>224209043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnQK7YCw9eo

I'm quite Diddy

>>224209056
>Chick-fil-A

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>Andy Burnham and Sadiq Khan work a shift at Sainsbury's

Kek

>>224209098
can tell she gives good rimjobs just by looking at her

>>224209043
Rorke writing "Enfield was ahead of his time" in the comments section

3 people stocking bread haha x

>>224209114
>kingsmill 50/50
i'm on that shit

>>224209114
The other fella is an MP as well

milking my fat veiny cock

Prove the holocaust did happen. No, the laws don't prove your point

>>224209114
When is that cunt Burnham going to do some proper work
I know he's a Scouser but he's taking the piss
>>224209129
Pat McFadden

>Hundreds missing, including 291 foreign tourists, after deadly flash flood on Nepal-Tibet border
anyone heard anything from tarquin?

>>224209155
I actually own a human skin lampshade and human fat soap from that period so it must all be true.

Taking pics of randos on the street

Prove Hillsborough did happen. No, the laws don't prove your point

>>224209172
Um

The Irish man who was complaining about the superiority of that blobby and large arse should look at the video of that Romanian girl on the beach in the other thread. That is an example of a superior arse. That is the platonic ideal of arses.

Scousers are a ridiculous breed

>Helena Bonham Carter, 60, enjoys a romantic stroll with art historian boyfriend Rye Dag Holmboe, 38
that name can not be real

>>224209056
ughhh we used to be a real country with traffic lights just dangling from wires

>>224209080
Give it a shot. wfh works for me, I hate the office but everyone's different. Ask about how the work is, see if they will let you have a chat with someone employed in that role. best of luck lid

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Was gonna laugh but my trim actually looks like this

>>224209211
starting to think she isnt the ordinary down-to-earth common middle england girl we always thought she was

>>224209211
>Bonham Carter's paternal grandmother was politician and feminist Violet Bonham Carter, daughter of H. H. Asquith, the prime minister of the United Kingdom during the first half of the First World War.
thats one really talented family! talent pays off big!

>>224209253
wait till he's actually running for president
the memes will flow like wine

>>224209272
click the checkmark on your post and then click 'delete post' in the options that should work

right that's it im getting shredded *eats another piece of toast*

>>224209272
german """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>224209155
i was there
nah just kidding

>>224209211
wanked to her once even though she's aristocratic

i love jesus

>>224209114
all of them are sick fucks who only like quick fucks

>>224209340
if you love him so much why dont you marry him

>>224209270
She got a massive leg-up but to be fair to her she is a grafter and doesn't just sit on her arse like the current wave of nepo babies
Brooklyn Beckham and those

>>224209351
married to the church int he

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Rorke can only destroy his own family

>>224209362
strange ai imgae

>>224209380
>Brad

>>224209362
mong

>>224209380
>brad ireland
need a leprachaun bradders NOW! NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!

doesn't seem fair that OJ Simpson got the maximum sentence for a robbery that didn't even injure anyone while all the others got probation

>>224209393
>>224209398
suck my cock

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>>224208377
this is not it nephew

Creepshots are an art form

>>224209403
why are they blocking my entry into heaven

>>224209414
He had a woman judge who had to repeatedly insist her decision was not influenced by the murder case even though everyone could see it was

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>>224209340
He's lovely

How many hours did you spend posting on 4chan last week?

>>224209414
my advice to OJ is to not commit another crime after getting away with murder in an obviously shambolic meme TV trial first then x

How many hours have you spent posting on 4chan sofar this week?

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>>224209440

West midlands accent... YUCK!!!

Do you typically spend more time posting on 4chan than you do talking to your IRL friends and girlfriend?

nothing of substance worth posting from me at the moment

>>224209466
it's my day job so at least 30

>>224209403
*karate kicks them all over the stairs so they fall down into hell*

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what the fuck how am i supposed to wank

Bag is currently clocking in at 8kg, got everything I need in
What's 2kg more I can chuck in for banter?

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>>224209482

>>224209439
>>224209466
>>224209488
suck my cock

oh here we go, survey mong collecting data on browsing habits

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dem baddie maids

>>224209504
Sex

>>224209466
>>224209488
alri gchq

>>224209511
do you have to train yourself not to feel shame watching these or something

>>224209500
a clue

what does your willy look like and how often do you touch it? be VERY descriptive

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>>224209403

I just stare at the boobs lol

>>224209403
riding dirt bikes through heaven estates

>>224209533
alri gchq (gay cunt head quarters)

>>224209450
to be fair though they repeatedly tried throwing the book at him over minor stuff after that
he got fined because he got caught using a dodgy stick at one point

>>224209527
Gained a clue mate that's why I'm going to weddings in Italy with my extensive group of friends and you're going to be spending the weekend shitposting here

Hello World

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>>224209538
meanwhile down in hell

>>224209511
>push-up bra when your tits are this small
just a bit cringe innit

wonder if there’s a lot of biomass in italy, be a bit sad if so

>>224209552
keep bragging about being a tagalong at some twat's wedding mate we dont care

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how it feel when that hot and juicy roast chook from coles finally hits

>push-up bra when your tits are this smal

>>224209525
He is indian

>>224209592
She looks like that curly haired blonde white Jew girl in Israel

right so how am i expected not to look at their chebs when they choose to wear a push-up bra then?
just doesn’t make any sense

>>224209497
just copypaste the code and make a new one, shrimple

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say less

>>224209403
Turns out after all the misinformation and mockery that’s been going about. The truth came out by the police, these lads had their house rammed, they were chasing the gang responsible, police killed them and then tried to claim they were joyriding.

>>224209525
I only feel shame glancing at real life chebs

>>224209628
I like the one that goes "doood"

>>224209633
not too familiar with the feeling then i assume x

Catbergs keep knocking stuff out of the window or off cupboards

>>224209585
there's loads of them. supposed right wing meloni let loads in. they moved a ton of them into small dying villages. lots come in to work in garment factories. they're all over the place

nigger

>>224209588
Oh yes that's got the incel cage nicely rattled hasn't it

>>224209598
when you get first plap of the mob on the chook

Anyone spray water up their ass in the shower to wipe after a shit and feel that little bit of water get trapped inside them

>>224209669
that’s grim
always views italians as autist of the mediterranean

>>224209632
ACAB forever. RIP

>>224209646
stalekracker i believe

>>224209632
everyone involved is scum including the police

>>224209552
Post is an 7/10 (points docked for having a single friend) on the scale for r9k posts
Lying
I'm not an incel
I actually have this thing to do soon
Lying
Over exaggeration

>>224209538
wiv da angelzz
xxx

>>224209568
she's 5'10, her chebs are big

>>224208377
not even an alysa simp i just think it's funny how much seethe she generates when you post her

>>224209588
lmao sent that mong flying

>>224209416
fantasise on gayboy

>>224209701
same story all over lad it's fucked. at least your government is waking up to it, but it's too little too late.

>>224209632
Woah that's crazy. What a life. That's badass

>>224209688
don’t feel too bad about not having a plus one with you mate
try and catch the bouquet x

Cantonese and Mandarin are not mutually intelligible. A speaker of one who has not studied the other cannot understand spoken conversation. Even though both belong to the Chinese language family, their sounds, tones, and word choices are very different ok

>>224209662
you'd be wrong again

>>224209757
ok

>>224209632
and why did they "have their house rammed" exactly

he's been banging on about that wedding for weeks. no one with an extensive group of friends does that

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we love her

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The mediterranean is the most beautiful land on earth. pretty common opinion but its true

I think it's quite cool that he's going to a wedding in italy

>>224209669
being raped-wing has nothing to do with immigration. it’s about sucking off transnational capitalism/jewry in a low iq, boorish way instead of the more urbane and respectable way that left-wingers do it

>>224209781
Maybe lower your standards somewhat

>>224209632
pigs at it again

>>224209734
>>224209755
6'4 and built like a brick shithouse mate just know that if I ever saw you in real life I could crash your frail intel frames between my forefinger and thumb

>>224209796
You're a nobody and do nothing
Delusional faggot and a coward. Kys. Being a janny on 4chan dot org doesn't mean you have high IQ it means the opposite

>>224209781
fuck off

>>224209796
she was elected partly on a platform of getting them out and u-turned when she got into office. there's nothing respectable about what the lefties do. they're all evil scum.

>>224209772
Why is that relevant? The fact is the police lied

>>224209588
swear thats the language filipinos speak

>>224209823
being a janny on 4chan is the closest thing to being a living god

>>224209796
>the more urbane and respectable way that left-wingers do it
Do what?

Mad how people think boasting about having friends and having sex makes them look cool and successful. Your little hive of goys like you, big whoop. Are they just bottom feeding goys or are do they command power and influence? How does the relationship actually benefit you, other than making you feel happy and warm?

There is no point having bottom feeding goy friends or an average girlfriend. It is meaningless. It's an admission you lost at the game like everyone else except you think it's prestigious to be liked. Cringe, clingy behaviour. People who function entirely independently are far more respectable because there's no reliance on other people for le happy goy feelings. Don't boast about your friends unless they're Mark Zuckerberg, Sam Altman, Xi Jinping etc.

the last tit monster I chat to my eyes didn't leave her face. girlie wiggled up and down in her chair scratching an itch and my eyes didn't flinch. proud of myself
#nosimping

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>>224209834
the italian boris johnson

>Mad how people think boasting about having friends and having sex makes them look cool and successful
Especially on 4chan
It was better before they came
They fucked their irl world up
Didn't read the rest

>>224209785
You've clearly never been to hounslow.

alysa liu bodily fluids

mousecunt the horse-botherer

>>224209861
he typed fatly, the clicking of his keyboard echoing around his empty incel flat that no other human has ever visited

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>>224208377
imagine /brit/ without australians

remembering something embarrassing and having to do a compulsive gay porn dance to get rid of the memory

>>224209898
lush

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reading reviews for scales and witnessed the dumbest people alive

99% of women aren't objects
but come on, Sydney Sweeney is an object lets be real here

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noooo i can't do fractions!!!

Got a temp in at toil and I'm having to train them
Nice enough but every time they ask me a question I want to punch their lights out
Don't know how people do this full time

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"my daughter dropped a toy on it and it exploded"

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>>224209927
metricGODS keep winning

>>224209884
Is going to weatherspoons with your forklift driver mates really something to boast about? You talk about your miserable lives, joke about some grotty woman slumped over vomiting outside, share excitement about the new call of duty and return to one of your rented flats to order a dominos and watch peaky blinders. That is worth boasting about?

>>224209785
I wanna visit southern New Zealand I think it will probably be more beautiful because of lord of the rings

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rorke was particularly upset.... did he really think it was going to be made in the uk?

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Britons do be like 'yeah I weigh about 10 rocks'

>>224209927
>using it on a carpet

just waked up

>>224209950
>call of duty
>peaky blinders
Was the last time you went outside 2016?

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>>224209592
frieren by the artist who drew a katie portrait x

>>224209950
if the alternative is sitting alone on your computer forever and being smug about it, yeah I think so

Been heavily constipated all week
And you?

>>224209980
>yeah I think so
Peak goy

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"shattered by there self"