batteries edition
I'm voting for the magpies
hej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJbUF3RRg-0
Bbl drizzy was a funny era wasn't it
ngrgk
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787738681282089.jpgKtim before AI
Burton and Bennett have a new location and it's bigger than before so they can make you any cooked food you want Jacket potatoes or anything, always piping hot fresh out of popty-ping ok
>>224210151what would motivate a christian to post on /brit/
>>224210150Boo tie doh
>>224210151goytunes
autocorrect just made me text the word rorke to my gf
>>224210150Just say>AGWAIts universal....
chatgpt just told me to off myself
>>224210166want to kick her in the fupa
>>224210166Ktim as a stay at home boyfriend with the café
>>224210183what did he know
modern multiplayer gaming is just so fucking grim
leftypol flummoxed
>>224210166I do not understand how they can keep operating.
>>224210202was thinking whether i'd suck on her chebs but then saw the fupa and it's a no from me
>>224210212
>>224210183it was foretold
need a stern victorian maid to wank me off with a gloved hand
>>224210174>Daaaad Jk she couldn't Hope she doesn't read this
>>224210191Anon you have impinged the sanctity of this super special secret boys-only club and for that your membership is terminated, we ask you to return your novelty /brit/ sex arse and leave never to return.
need all twitter rorkes and leftypols sent to the rape chamber
nth for the holodem
>>224210166Imagine giving a shop like this your custom. If you could even find anything you wanted to buy.
love anime bitches me
>>224210195I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING AGUA
>>224210253>giffuck off
Bradley Walsh
yeah i spend the precious waking moments I have in this life watching yanks and pakis argue on twitter about isrAAAJK *the blood clot in my brain causes an instant death brain hemorrhage*
>>224210151amen, felt my eyes well up a bit at then end>>224210152it was
got the bradly walsh poo porn on
>>224210166the north is scary
>>224210237please lad it was a lie, a mere gimmick i assure you
>>224210253Mousey in the shower while his caretaker cleans his smegma
>>224210253me when im angrily replying to a baitpost
>felt my eyes well up a bit at then endreligious people are so bizarre
leftypol killed in a mudslide in Tibet during his gap year travels
>>224210253me after a single can
>>224210191Always Google the definition and AI summary when this happens
I wish Mouse made a shop selling edible goods I'd fucking frequent it!!!
Nth for baddiedem
>>224210275fair dos then
>>224210310me when the gee-eff is on the blob but i've had a skinful and want a mouth full of poon
it's fun to suffix 'ok' in messages to people you know in real life
>>224210304Got to earn money if your girlfriend has a job
rorke taking part in a different kinda mudsliding if you catch what im throwing out
>>224210294still waiting for news of tarquin's whereaboutslast i heard he was 'going kathmandu’
>>224210287>how dare people feel things
raised letteringpale nimbus white
inbred moon faced british single mothers feeding their "neurodivergent" sproglets fridge raiders and pink yoghurts
>>224210359SCREAM ING
looks like a mum out with her son
got a really veiny arseloads of veins poppin out
>>224210268>felt my eyes well up a bit at then endPoof lol
had an epiphany
>>224210373Ew
>>224210370those dogs enjoy a standard of living that we can only dream of
>>2242103814hcan is gay?
epoofanny
Jack Black is Jewish
>>224210174
>>224210359
>>224210381a sublime vision?
could go for a proper fry up
a black pussy supernova in the sky
got a thick purple vein that wraps around one half of my cock
>>224210253rapidash I choose you!
>>224210415Is this kosher.
>>224209871would plap the SHIT out of hedvig
>>224210409yanks are so unbeliveably gcinrgetoi think they wre "tipping" this guy as well
>>224210419we know
>>224210415This is a troll image
>>224210415those beans are pally foetuses. mad but true
Mental that is it not
mouse is jewish
>>224210415Wrong thread mate, we support Israel.Islam in all it's facets is the greatest enemy the west has ever faced
P2 at work rn. dont care
>>224210419wanking rails
>company making us redundant>no actual communication happeningi am now a marxist
>>224210435That wasn't me lmao
>>224210443we're all jewish x
>>224210419mines in a star patten down me willard sort of like a pentagram which fits all the devilish things i do with it
You can judge the strength of a religion by how well it takes humour at its expense
>>224210449actualyl its atheism xx
>>224210473Fuk yuuuu
fucking hell the videos of that flash flood in Tibet are mental. like something out of a film. no way you're surviving that.
>warm dogshit for dindinspeng a leng a deng deng
got a scratch that would probably got about ÂŁ200~ max to fix and the insurance has written off my ÂŁ6000+~ car and billed several grand to the other person all without even asking me.doesnt feel quite right
>>224210473mad how the only one expected to take it on the chin is christianity. for all the others it's an arrestable hate crime
>>224210473CHRIST IS KING
If your friends aren't the level of Xi Jingping or Sam Altman, do not bother boasting about them. They're just goy cattle and it shows you're low class.
>>224210287>>224210380wronguns
>>224210509not your problem
might have to start scr-ing my own posts
>>224210502holy shit
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787748992453952.jpg
>>224210305ayooo
yes i'm an adult convert to christianityyes i love animeno i've never had sex
>>224210502post one and ill tell you how id survive it
slept from midnight to 10amwanked from 11am-2pmnow im here
>>224210549right then
>>224210559what did u do from 10-11?
>>224210553sameambivalent about animeyup never had sex haha
>>224210521you've got no mates and are still low class. not sure if this is quite the own you think it is
>>224210561Sexo
>>224210502>>224210547???
>>224210305>>224210552
>>224210473*Beheads you**Points at sky*
>>224210502Yeah absolutely insane
>>224210538you sure?
how many points u guys got on your license
>>224210561why is she in wind waker
>>224210579search the video its fucking mental
>>224210570deegz
>>224210559Ktim but I woke up at 3AM needing to pee so bad it was hurting On the clearance shelf K cider
>>224210592yeah
Tight Australian arses x
>>224210549
>>224210597SCREAM U FOUND HIMWHERE'S DIEGO THERE IN THAT GAY FUCKING POST
>>224210582Btec gio scotti
>>224210612https://irlsluts.com/amateur-australian-porn-redhead-vaginal-anal-sex-clips-leaked/
>>224210569had a wee. took drugs, watched a bit of youtube. was basically half asleep.
Oh they seething
>>224210612swedish arses actually >>224210433
ai on a madone
>>224210553born and raised christianluv anime never had sex
that's them done
want to pee x
turning 30 in a couple of months. might go to an escort to get the one shag a decade out of the way
Off to Sainsty's
>>224210627Clicked on this by accident at toil ffs
>>224210645fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>224210645i'm due another shag, not had one since 2014
get her plapped
just found out people get semi colons tattooed on them because they once felt suicidal but didn’t go through with it.
>>224210639fucking terrifying ngl
>>224210639what the fuckF
>>224210637>born and raised christianare you african x
a horses head in mousey's bed for refusing to stop posting the ponies
I still don't understand why a gymnast flexible girl is better in bed or what the positions serve. She was fit though
>>224210639Fucking hellMust be thousands deadRIP
>>224210458im no communist but expecting companies to treat you any way other than disposable is naive.
>>224210669who?
>>2242106910 deaths actually
do we have any confirmed Mouse posts in the past 2 hours I'm worried
>>224210688you have to be a fit sexman to really get full use out of the pretzel girls
>>224210639
>>224210639jesus
>>224210709...me :( I am
>>224210639screaminglook at them trying to runmad
>>224210639why did they build their city in flood valley
>>224210707he's flying over to Tibet to help out with the disaster relief
>>224210709you can always place your gut on her back to tire her out
>>224210639like a boss
>>224210639cheers for that god
I'd trade Mousetwat in for a FlightRadar24 widget on /brit/.
>>224210685no x
get the morrisons delivery taken inget the dishwasher onget the bin taken outget the teeth brushedget the bed madeget the shower doneget the breakfast eatenin no specific order
>>224210711bradders what are you like mate
>>224210667September 2024 for me. Getting an escort when I do withdrawals from opioids.
get back to work
What's your job on the leftist commune?
>>224210745deegz frantically compiling 2300 years worth of literature on the problem of evil for friday nights thread
>>224210667>>224210762fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICALS
>>224210774head of poo production
>>224210774Wrecker and enemy of the people.
extremely boring thread will check back in later
>>224210774genocide apologist
>>224210785oh no no no lisbon earthquake the reduxdiego vs bricktaire
got special needs, i need a braphog to sit on my face
>>224210774bard
>>224210774communal sex arse
>>224210774secret police
>>224210639yeah ok i remove my previous comment usually flood victims seem very gormless but i cant see much they could have done
dolly parton should have made it to fucking 120 its not fair
>>224210774Reckon I'll be a poet.Definitely won't do any manual labour like some sort of filthy prole
>>224210774NKVD
Good idea girl I could use a toothbrush and put it in my plastic bottles
yall are lowkey weirdos and creeps
>>224210774journalist explaining why the failure of basic services is actually good praxis
>>224210774islam worshipper and apologist
who's gonna match my rorke
>>224210853your arse would be unrecognisable after 5mins in the same room as me
need to charge my phone. don't post anything while i'm gone
>>224210853you're in good company then
My life is so fucking shit and grim nearly 30 and my only "achievement" is being a minor internet celebrity on fucking 4chan
>>224210890how mentally undeveloped do you have to be to find this entertaining or worth posting
>>224210268Based
>>224210890:/
>>224210582>>224210552Good posts
get the missing cuties posted !!
>>224210889you're free to do anything you want
will be scoring an early bedtime tonight. im thinking 8pm
she's a bad pysch honey, a real bad egg sweet pea
ausdogs in 2013 were like>fuck me just spent half of my internet allowance opening that 900kb gif
>>224210890im a four and a half foot tall 560kg spherical autistic pedophile from the slums of jakarta and this is my post
>>224210166what the fuck is this shit?
>>224210950fuck that for a laugh
>>224210950wow
>>224210963Normal Northern nonsense
>>224210950nearly got mauled to death award
>>224210890*WARNING* sharp edges
walked past oneuohhhhh
>>224210890Sex
Lads I’m actually doing it. Friday 7pm I will be sucking my first dick :O
>>224210983wish they had, would have bee lush
>>2242108894x nicer x
>>224210909
uh oh melties
mental how wit just rolls of the australian's tongue, whereas everyone else tries hard to be funny and it just doesn't land
>>224210950those bears are used to humans and don't see them as a food source or food rivals. the bears just wanted to fatten up on salmon before hibernatiing
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxxrIP6WnNZVRQNxfmxEc2jZFHOwFAkHqp?surface=shorts&data=Afs8hOtVgZwbJTwem7mRIwwABR_xlSegZyh-Ph1zQt7L7IYExkkeMPomY7coGnmLRpaeWqYc7t8-o7fJ&si=8h4pVbPTB4DIcs33Sexo (my gf)
>>224211006Wagahi
traditional chinese cooking is a bit grim ngl. they add obscene amounts of oil to everything.
>>224211008>>224211012how mentally undeveloped do you have to be to find this entertaining or worth posting
>>224211032mcafee
>>224210999seen the timothy treadwell documentary?
>>224211021>just wanted to fatten up on salmon before hibernatiinggiwtwm
>>224210774Corrupt government official that carries out executions and smuggles prohibited items.
>>224211038
>>224211020notice how bruce cock slides off your tongue
Also do women literally do nothing but not bf things and then say you are girlfriend and boyfriend
don't cry
Behead all weebs
>>224210520ktim
>>224211038we get it you're intimidated by women
>>224211034yea they use mental amounts of oil and somehow theyre all thin and live to 170 years old
>>224211062You're a nonce
Long hair x Designer stubble IS the combo this AUTUMN SEASON
>>224210909>>224211055Is this the same girl? Holy shit. I should buy some glasses
>>224210774someone's got to sort the bins out. guess that's got to be me
>>224211074sent that spacker straight to the shadow realm
>>224210305are they not ashamed of doing these fucking dances and faces
>>224211088>>224211095
>>224211084Shut the fuck up tranny. YWNBAW and you will die alone with your 10 cats at age 41. Nobody will ever fuck you
>>224211043yeah but he wasn't a zoomer streamer
they imagine these girls are their gfs :/
does tim know burnham works in sainsburys?
>>224202149imagine
all these anime girls were drawn by blokes btw
>>224211095not even in the slightest. their dms are lit up daily. as far as they are concerned they are peaking and tbf they are right
Mousey could've been a model
not even gay but i would suck off an australian
vile farts are happening
>>224211134legend
>>224211109She's mid but for a brown that's like a 7/10 if she had white skin. Looks like that white troon from Italy
room smells like catshit but i dont own a cat :/
Rape Chuddy Malone's head with a hammer
>>224211106>>224211148this is for 7 year old girls
>>224211133except he looks like the type of guy that hides in bushes sniffing his fingers
>>224211095beats working for a living
>>224211123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQsAvQvAxg8
>>224211112I've already had sex though mate, and no it wasn't with an animal because I'm not a freak like you
Be right back forum
boxing and UFC are so fcuking boring they need to bring back proper gladiator fights
destroying all computer
>>224211160Don't
>>224211109
>>224211169its for grown men unfortunately and all the vtubers act like and have children as their avatars :/
>>224211148she's not wrong
just empited the bin and cleaned the bin juice that was at the bottom
>>224211189
>>224211179Why do you care if people have sex with animals
how boring is this mauga character ffs
actually unfathomably that sacked tranny has had sexwould expect amir or even mouseonce before them
>>22421116935 yo autistic IT specialists watch this and think they are their friends
>26 degrees againSUMMER DIE DIE DIE!
>>224211218leftypol buying this for his 9 year old nephew
>>224211185need jousting on telly
>>224211227i think it was rape so it doesn't really count??
>>224211185both destroyed by their major promotionswe'll never have big fights like tyson lewis or retarded mma matchups like fedor and some 8 foot tall sumo wreslter
>>224211213
>>224211211drink it all up lad good for ya
>>224211211I put teabags in everything that attracts moisture. I put teabags in my shoes and that way I get my feet smelling like tea when I go in then barefoot because I'm so British and nonbrit women love it
>>224211230got a festival on sunday that's meant to be 21 degrees and rain :((((((((
>>224211207
>>224211251
>>224211227doesn't count
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>>224211185only tune in to watch the UFC if there's a brazilian champ or fighting for it, call me casual idc
>>224211230what you on about?
>>224211127alri john lenin
>>224211021they were pretty used to timothy treadwell, aye
every second im becoming more chinese
>>224211251>Where my hug at girls if they stop fucking doing it and slowly go insane for a long time
>>224211265
you can tell the "dumb" australian posts are just satire whereas with other flags Poe's law applies
>>224211297>>224211297>>224211297
>>224211185folkstyle and freestyle wrestling are the only combat sports that interest me now
>>224211277you started at 50% tbf
>>224211217Because it's disgusting and rape
>>224211306>>224211306>>224211306
>>224211275that was by a starving migrating bear
>>224211265Do you have a picture of her facing away from the camera wearing these