nonfaggot edition
this is a faggot edition too
(8) had to call her back cos she squirt dat water (8)
Men should stop having lustful thoughts at 40. The idea of a 50 year old bloke with a stiffie is fucking repulsive.
ah yes, the so-called dog shit yank edish
*tap tap tap*
>>224215297scream
(8) did a lot of the right things for the wrong reasons (8)
have a melty, it's on me
>>224215297get that shit pinned. should be the op of every thread
>>224215213his dad died when he was 93 and his mum was 88
>>224215287hot men are at their very best at 40 and 50
>>224215297don’t like how much this is sucking up to aussies some of us are fucking insufferable
>>224215287not only that it's the same 18 year old girlsit never changes
>>224215236>>224215334>>224215338no thankyou
>18
>>224215287that tonydick is depraved
not really arsed about trump dying but if biden outlives him id fucking scream the house down
>>224215350Where is Tapentadol Aussie?
deanos unironically bringing their Switch 2s to Birmingham as if it won't be stolen by the first roadman or muslim they meet
>>224215399can't tell whether you're calling him a pedo for liking 18 year olds or calling him a pedo because he's probably into younger than that
>>224215445odd post
>>224215446>pedoFOY
When it came to defending Italy from the impending Allied invasion, Rommel wanted to pull the German line way up north because defending Rome was impossible. He was overruled by Hitler, who was convinced by Mussolini, that they had to defend Rome from the multi-racial Jew led Anglo powers in the name of European civilization. The battle for Rome, which occurred at the German defense position of Monte Cassino, was on a rocky hill that had St Benedict's 6th century Monastery at the top. Desperately outnumbered and outgunned German soldiers dealt the British, American, Brazilian, Moroccan, Polish, etc invaders devastating blows. Over 50,000 Allied troops were killed in a miracle from God.Churchill and his commanders then concocted a scheme in invade by the largely Italian defended back line at Anzio, to avoid the tenacious German defense. But the Italian Waffen-SS, under command of Reichsfuhrer Karl Wolff and Renato Ricci, dealt the Allies another massive defeat proving the British propaganda of Italian's being cowards wrong. The reason Allied media made such a big deal of the Normandy landings was to take attention off their abysmal performances in Italy.
>>224215399no thankyou
Mingewatching. That is to say, I'm bingewatching lesbian porn
threadsplitting, not ongo back >>224215138
rent a rear's
Mouseolini
>>224215426dont know who that is or what tapentadol is
Brutalism is just cultural iconoclasm. The Commies gladly blew up churches in the name of revolution and shortly after was anything of cultural or historical value all in the name of stamping out Nationalism - because a man/group with self-respect and a sense of identity is the #1 enemy of any Marxist
playing fable
songs from the big chair
>>224215461any recommendations?
>>224215297https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/66a8f0c9-58d9-4180-aab6-4d374b9d9c58
>>224215496no thankyou
>>224215490oh ok
>>224215508$WACKED
glod
either my poos are getting bigger or my arsehole is getting tighter
shine bright like a hymen
>>224215487Tapentadol is a drug I abuse and there is an Aussie who also indulges.
just got home from toil and now I'm having a poo, crazy how that works
Thinking about how Bob Marley's father was an irishman like me
preferred when belgians posted things like>cronem tweaking jordans squeaking
Enslave the Boriswave and legalise TND (Traditional Neighborhood Development)
>>224215456the allies won all of those battles
Would love it if I could go home and then I was no longer constipated and I could do a big poo
do the bartman
i’m pregnant
wlh, a'
>>224215461remember my first proper internet wanks were searching "girls kissing" on youtube back in like 2006might have a lesbian wank now for old times sake
shoop da woop
>>224215538he was great at what he did
>>224215572congrats
>>224215506being dispossessed of your own country is worse than the economy doing poorly, though sadly most people disagree
>>224215572pskrm
>>224215553
>>224215473SCREAM
might move to Jamaicano woke, no HR roasties, no data centers... just vibes and herb
>>224215534no thankyou
>>224215534wasnt he welsh
>>224215572my arse is pregnant with poo
Hey Copernicus why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt
Do you look good with long hair?
>>224215588>>224215595>>224215604>>224215613no thankyou
can't believe we're going extinct due to capitalism and AI and not something kino like an asteroid or nuclear war
>>224215604I don't believe in western medicine
>>224215613goga gola
>>224215615cornish, he liked his scones with jam on, an i obe yoo lige jam on doo
>Tim Curry>Dolly Partonand ________?
if you breathe into and out of a balloon using the same air you can hold your breath for longer than if you just held your breath normally. why is thatalso why doesnt it hurt when youre breathing stale air in and out of a balloon. i could pass out doing it and it wouldnt even be painful
>>224215632fanily guy. Funny
ass so fathad to pick up my bootyass so fathad to pick up my booty
>>224215655you nigga
>>224215638what you haven't seen the terminator?
>>224215638Surely nuclear war is the end game of capitalism and ai
>>224215633No, but I look worse with short hair
>>224215655you
>>224215655ladies and gentlemen, mister shit
>>224215506Too many assumption, I suspect you didn't read my post thoroughly or you're trolling. You've used multiple strawmans to frame what I said in a certain manner, and contradicted things I already stated. True neoliberal stick wristed tactic.
>>224215671no thankyou
>>224215633yeah i look sexy
>>224215670
i will not rest until i see a gore webm of a man shoving the barrel of a gun up his arse and firing it
sky was meant to piss today but nary a drop
liking this new belgian gimmick where he takes a chatgpt response and removes all the punctuation
insane that barry's economics gets away with just stealing all of gary's economics stuff
I am to sad about mouse to be all wacky like you lot are been he was the best
you reckon we'll get robot gfs in our lifetime?I don't mean some inanimate silicone carcass I mean like Joi from Blade Runner
>>224215715would be surprised if this hasnt happened somewhere in ukraine yet
so this is rorke
im so sick of those freaking yanks du- lads
>>224215721theres no belgian in this thread you schizo freak
>>224215718got a yellow warning for tomorrow but i'll believe it when i see it
Why can't cars speed be measured in knots per hour
>>224215748whyd he say built for bbc
>>224215770because fuck you thats why
>>224215770Knots per hour is a measure of acceleration surely
>>224215780
>>224215770not a boat is it?
Baked potatoes in the oven for tea. Been a humid one today team
>>224215551with human waves and endless aerial terror bombings
>>224215655Jack Nickolson
>At least 95 people have been killed in Nepal, :L>and hundreds of tourists are missing, :O>after a massive flash flood and mudslide on the Nepal-Tibet border:L>The missing tourists include more than 100 from India, :L>33 from the UK:(>and 54 from the US:L
>>224215770measurement reserved solely for white women
>>224215655DJT
OMDS BRUV DID YOU JUST SEE THAT FORD GOING 50 KNOTS
If you could only pick one what would you press Wipe out all drug addicts in the UK with a criminal conviction Wipe out all minorities in your city Wipe out everyone who has ever had an ASBOWipe out all nonces Wipe out any parent who’s child has committed any anti social behaviour before they turn 18 Wipe out no one
>>224215655dick van dyke
>>224215634just isnt the same without that damn chimp...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6tLt0pId7Q&t=22sUpbeat tunage for you lot as you all seem sad about Tim Curry
>>224215831>Wipe out all minorities in your cityyep
>>224215813Our liv doing numbers
>>224215789no>>224215770it can
>>224215831Outed yourself as a drug user with no convictions here.
>Flash flood on Nepal-Tibet border kills at least 98
>>224215831wiping out all nonces would be funny just to see what people would randomly disappear
would it be inappropriate of me to visit https://www.instagram.com/caitlinhutchison/ and tell her she's built for BBCI think given the context of her career it could really boost her confidence the one incidence of BBC gimmick doing good in the world a bit like how that lad commented on fb bane memes and it won the hearts of that family who lost their daughter
>>224215831i fucking hate druggy homeless dossershate the way that they move
>>224215794
>>224215831nonces
>>224215831obviously the second
>just build more houses for people, that'll solve everything>pave every green space and bring in more people>the line will go up>therefore everything will fix itselfThis is how the country has been run for the past 20 years at least and britain has never been in a weaker, more fragile position. It is absolutely broke. The infrastructure is outdated and stretched. There is vast inequality. There's practically no industry. There are countless foreign corporations and investment firms that are stripping this country for scrap. There's rampant exploitation of the citizens. Maybe it's time to hit the free market on the head and go with a planned economy until things start to heal. Nationalise the utilities because the privatisation was a fucking retarded idea and is living up to it's idiocy. Mass remigration and deportations. Build an industry with much fewer regulations and energy subsidies until the nuclear power has been built. If it were up to me we'd suspend elections for 10 years until the country regains stability and decrease democratic powers. Democracy is susceptible to manipulation and cannot continue if you want a stable prosperous nation.
>>224215831nonces. watch all western governments collapse
>>224215855Not him but thats me.
>>224215794what exactly does it mean to be built for bbc though
I pressed the button and it made Tilde and Mousey a couple wtf?? Making love with one another.
>>224215866imagine how many world leaders would drop dead
>>2242158313 & 5 are the same
i dont like those options. i want a death note
>>224215831Addicts is the obvious choice
>>224215831you need to remove that one that everyone is going to pick to get interesting replies
think drinking too much coffee gave me schizophrenia
train lady didn't want to live that life any more doing office toil so she became a ticket inspectorDare I say based
>>224215905Almost everyone picked a different option
>>224215886I'll follow you to hell.
>>224215914thought that sentence was going somewhere else
>>224215914couldn't do it myself personally. i can't imagine having to deal with bames and sheeeeeeeet
im addicted to alcohol but its ok because i still go to work and all that and im supporting the british lager and cheap vodka industry
>>224215873gherkin platinum member
>>224215922so /brit/ is woke now
turn all civil servants into doorknobs
>>224215934dare i say based
should be getting ready for the narcotics anonymous meeting but i took too many drugs.
my brain is so wracked with stress if they x-rayed my skull they'd see it wriggling like one of those videos of steak still moving after they pour salt on it
>>224215813>>224215756If one of those yanks came down my culdesac in the trailerpark next to costco i'd press my nikes down on the gas pedal of my jeep and run him over while blastin choosin' texas!
So many of our problems would be solved if we told farmers to go fuck themselves They are all sitting on land going back centuries from their rich ancestors, they get stipends and government bailouts by the taxpayers, we pay so much more for our food because we don’t have industrial farms like everywhere else and farmers make it difficult for us to get imports.Make a law like the UK that they have to sell their land for the betterment of the country like the oil laws in the USA, take their their land and build more houses and make large industrial scale farms More houses Less taxes Cheaper food Simple as
You know what THAT means?It means a loaf of breeeeaaaad
>Dolly Parton>Tim Currythey're dropping like flies brother HH
>>224215808final toll will be a lot more than that, it's really quite devastating
>>224215968Yeah don't think that's true
>>224215933She's on a pretty route right now between York and LeedsMost that happens here is the occasional suicide
>>224215908I don't think it gives you schizophrenia but certainly people who have schizophrenia drink amounts of coffee well, well above average.Also when I was in the mental hospital (not with schizophrenia, I might add) we were only allowed 1 coffee per day in the morning. At around 07:30 they'd wheel a small trolley out into the communal area with some kettles and instant coffee. That was the only time you could get it. Even with breakfast at 08:30 they wouldn't serve coffee.
>>224215980It is though
>>224215975umm
IT'S 2AM AND THE PLACE IS GONNA CLOSE
name a bigger fall off than hulk hogan
Some random European woman outside the store was sorting out her bank bills or whatever. I said "me as the dog" on real life because there was a tear off off a dog food carton. She laughed. Should I have kept going? Turned back maybe? I wish she'd take me home and fuck me. >Thaaaaats obvious. Well, said it
>Tim Curry>Dolly Partonwhat the FUCKi swear to god if Paul McCartney dies i’ll kill myself
got no tinned tomatoes
really hope paul mccartney is next suddenly
hope paul mccartney dies the cunt thatll show him
how many more mongs will come here and talk about the dead 80 year oldswe geddit cody some yanks died fuck off
>>224215927She used to be a roofer when she was in Australia but she doesn't fancy that here because there's not as many bungalows
>>224216014pale thighs erotic
they say it comes in threes: dolly parton, tim curry and 100 odd people in Nepal
What even is the purpose of mental hospitals in the Uk? I got sectioned a few years ago for telling my uni lecturer I was suicidal It’s pretty much a massive community centre with rooms, the nurses don’t give a single fuck about anyone and their entire goal everyday is to see as little of the patients as possible. Everyone just wanders about like mongs, eat, get their nightly diazepam then sleep And the mental part is they house the suicidal people with the drug addicts and the genuinely mentally unwell people so it’s literally dangerous What purpose does it solve?
>>224215831Wipe out no one
>>224215940how do your parents feel about your choice to be a homosexual paedophile
>>224215975yeah you enjoyed posting that
Bruce is choosin' texas
>>224216035
Just made myself sick team
on ScotRail trains now they have a thing where if you don't have a ticket for any reason the inspector is meant to charge you a tenner. They have to challenge every passenger on this.must make the job quite uncomfy
>>224216069replied to ziedy award
>>224215757There is and you fsggote aren't reporting it
got a wank scheduled for now
it's over
>>224216035>>224216037your souls are blackened and evil
puke that dick
>>224215987Hope you're better now :)
Mousecunt.. they told me you was dead
shiny caramels gently dried down with fluffy eucalyptus infused towels
>>224215975Bro Towa...
does claude do that chat paused until x shite like chatgpt?
>>224216063>get their nightly diazepam then sleepwhat's mental is that this is illegal but all hospitals do it, and when i told the head psychiatrist they told me (not sure if they were lying) that it doesn't happen here, but it did. the nurse was handing out high doses of diazapam clonazapam and some others i can't remember to EVERYONE to get them asleepi was monged out too from all the drugs, antipsychotics, sleeping pills, ssrisgot out after 4 months after faking taking the pills and trying to act as normal as possible
the raped
>>224216089thats alright most train journeys are about a tenner used to get a three stop 20 min train journey and it was almost 9 quid for a single
>>224216118He is for all intents and purposes. Since piehead got him addicted to heroin and Xanax he's quit his gardening business. Piehead now sends him money for posting what he tells him to on /Brit/ and mousey can't really refuse or the heroin and xanax will dry up
>>224215914thought about this but then reckoned i’d end up on some list from staring at schoolgirls when inspecting their tickets
knew a schizophrenic who insisted his poos were bloody and filled with glass and he would show you a picture of his last poop if he convinced you
>>224216049Corrrrrra
>>224216035this would be unbearable because of all the people who feel the need to be like 'you know this this that you and everyone else in the world already recognises as amazing well im going to berate you with information on how amazing it is' just stfu it doesn't matter how good the beatles are your efforts will always be too strenuous . it's like trying to work to make jeff bezos an extra tenner a month and your energy would be better served doing literally anything else.
>>224216154:/
tim curry is dead. Never going to hear the end of it from millennial redditors
Imagine being a spambot even by 4chan standards. Subhuman nigger man. If you were a person you'd take the hint
>>224216130You are the lowest form of spineless twat ever seen in /brit/ history/. Even too scared to ask an AI chatbot a question directly. Literally just end it you worthless slug.
thinking about the nice black woman with the lovely smile who works at train station
nth for the gyaldem
>>224216183>too scared to ask an AI chatbot a question scred at this
>>224216069hurtful thing to say mate
>>224216107incredible breasts on that one
>people getting all blubbery because an 80 year old diedIt's pretty much the best age to die at, tbf. You don't want to get much older than that. I've seen it, and it's grim.
>>224216048you used to be a roofer in the land down underwhen I met youbut now you do not fancy itpreferred to work on bungalowssuccess has been so easy for youdon't you love trains babydon't you love trains no-o-o-ow
>worthless slugktim
>>224216183i don't want to make an account to ask it that
have we reached that time of the summer where all the sad lonely little boys with no friend who've been spamming the internet with dogshit have wound themselves up into a massive melty as term time approaches?
i refuse to use claude simply because he’s a male AI while chat gpt is very much a gladOs mommy-coded dominatrix female AI
https://www.ft.com/content/5811d9e6-f48d-43ac-bc05-c273287a27d0
>>224216069Why are you responding to spaincunt on a VPN he has when he wants to jerk off to blacked instead of reporting his posts
yeah im gonna click on that, definitely
>>224216166ok
>>224216189finally some dessyy in one of these posts
>>224216200hopefully she gets tired of british food and comes back
still miss watching This Week every Thursday night ok it had Michael Portillo on it every episode.
>>224216130
>>224216063A very cynical view would be that the entire NHS mental health system, inpatient wards included, only exists to pay lip service to the public's idea that "help is available" for the mentally ill. That it is important for normoids to believe there is a social safety net if they or someone they love just totally loses the thread, mentally. To this end there are all manner of admin staff, clinicians, forms, telephone calls, boxes to be ticked etc, all of which in fact do nothing whatsoever, but present a cohesive mirage that suggests someone somewhere knows what's happening and is in control.A slightly less cynical view would be that inpatient wards exist solely to see patients through temporary "crisis" i.e acute suicidality. For most people the headspace where suicide is a real possibility is very hard to get to and once a person does get there, it's very likely that they'll come out the other side if they just... exist and don't end their own lives (for an unspecified period of time). If patients can be monitored in these wards for a week, a few weeks, a few months, or however long is necessary, many of these patients come out the other side so to speak. This doesn't mean they won't ever kill themselves in future but they get to a point where they can legitimately be released back into society without fear that they'll immediately top themselves.
>>224216220i use deepseek because it would take the form of a prodigious chinese child with an abacus who dresses like the spoon kid from the matrix
you guys remember Rooster Teeth?
>>224216257thanks
>oh nooo the one white man that reports me is here, my time on this easy road is limited!
Thinking of getting my belly button pierced in honour of Mousey
>>224216114cheers mate. I do alright I suppose; have a piddly little job that I've kept for a few years, pay for my own place and such. Hope you are well also x
>>224216265yeah, wasnt very funny though
yeah yeah Tim Curry whatever, but did he ever speak out against the illegal occupation of Palestine?
>>224216284Why because he said he'd fuck a girl with a nose ring and you wish he'd fuck you? Nigger.
did a small bit of a poo but it was like 95% just pooey water and i still feel constipated
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton both died yesterday and both at 80.
>>224216306he read your posts
I was out, hunting, with a friend, and I slipped, and fell onto the end of a horse's phallus, which, owing to it being the mating season, was... aroused.
just one...more day and then i'm off for a week
Fail to see how an 80 year old dying is newsworthy
Hello niggers. All of you ready to change your core beliefs I'm sure when I post
never get (You)s anymoretoo old
80 years old, just a kid
Fuck off faggots saying I like belly button rings
deeply unfunny, try hard thread from spastic retard r9k britfeel tourists. Absurdist comedy stopped being funny like 10 years ago, being le epic quirk chungus and sooooo random on here, grow the fuck up the lot of you
matcha isn't even the best Japanese drink
>>224216381ooh someone's got the humpcheer up darling
oh is that why the threads have been so dogshite recently? /brit/feel spackers?
>>224216381Report their posts. They seethe at this sentiment btw and their replies are filtered through having 85IQ
>>224216381wotanic poo
>An Angmering man wants to build a floating pub on a river in West Sussex. Will Bower plans to build ‘The Floating Inn’ as the setting for his dad’s 60th birthday party. The 33-year-old content creator said: “My dad loves being on the water. He loves beer. I thought I'd combine the two.doesn't he know alcohol and water don't mix
ear still hurts
>>224216253it kind of makes me mad that i'm never gonna fuck her and see those tits
Just remigrated a fart
probably a good thing deanos don't go to Japan, they already have their hands full with Australian, American and Chinese tourists
>>224216413me brought up using the techniques on the left
why is everyone in this country so ugly? All the women look tired and depressed and pasty with hollowed out eyes and frowning all the time, they all look like cancer patients
>getting haircut>lady is telling me how luscious and thick my hair is>telling me it'll need thinned out because it's so fucking thick>she starts to thin out the top and goes "wont need as much done up here"the reaper has found me.
>>224216446where do you live
>>224216433you sucked it back in?
>>224216381https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/214210139doing a compare
Reading the new pokecology book :>
>>224216413I think my dad and step-mum pretend to be ok with gays and troons when I'm visiting and we're watching telly. When the state-mandated male gay kiss scene comes on whatever slop is on, both of them go real quiet for a long time and then hit out with something like "yeah it's OK to be gay these days".I suspect they do this because they think I am gay and want to provide a non judgemental atmosphere for me to come out to them. In reality I'm straight but just a weird autistic virgin. They can't understand that though, so it's easier for them to think I must be gay and deeply closeted.
>>224216261Depressing post all round
just remembered this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLFHFOHNaVk
>>224216390asahi?
niggas actually live in south Australia omds
i demand a thunderstorm
>>224216413thought this was a festival announcement from the thumbnail
>>224216477asahi and sapporo yeah
>>224216471if you act super gay maybe your sister will let you see her boobs and that
>>224216413>we don't raise our kids to be nice. We raise them to be just
>>224216471>When the state-mandated male gay kiss scene comes on whatever slop is on, both of them go real quiet for a long time and then hit out with something like "yeah it's OK to be gay these days".They think you're gay
>>224216524HOOTING
>>224216471sorry, i chuckled
Joe Biden is next, give him a couple months
>>224216524sjrkah
>>224216510you'll get what you're bloody well given
Years ago on Catch Phrase there was one where Mr. Chips was having a wank
>>224216471Flag on honey
>>224216528well yeah that's what I said in my post
>>224216528i love you so much
猫の方が犬よりかわいいです
>>224216553blasted that ogrish troglodyte into the upper limits of the solar system
That rockstar memo was kinda sad they just basically went yeah we don't know who done this and cannot stop them so please watch the netflix show tomorrow too
>>224216528LOL
>>224216471mum and stepmum do exactly yhe smae thing
BREAKING NEWS: Spurs are shit
mental how many mongs replied to that not realising it was a copypasta
>>224216524omds
>>224216584Fank yew
mad how poo peng gay porn
she's a bad psych honey, a real bad psych pumpkin
>>224216584True say
>>224216577it was a total nothing statement. Some cunt on $500,000/year was paid to write that hot air. Then it was approved by a legal team on the same wage.
>>224216584not what you'd call man bites dog news
oh no no no he fucked up the thread by not including the topic
>>224216605haha yea it can be to be fair
52 threads
>>224212713>>224212713>>224212713
>>224216120and when you say caramels you're talking about a mixed race bloke correct?
>>224216667i will throw a microwave at your head
going to erm go to bed i think
Where is the Threadmeister when you need him
>>224216688>>224216688
