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What about a gockfish
Sharted a little trickle of juice in my sleep again, it's the second time this month it happened. My diet isn't terrible and I'm not a fatass so I don't understand why it keeps happening
>>224226036I'm just marveling at how nice and walkable that city is. America used to have this until car companies brainwashed people into thinking that spending tens of thousands of dollars on vehicles and destroying our historic downtowns was worth it for some reason
>>224226036lmfao
>>224226036I hate to be that guy but, 15 is legal in France
How about TV dinner while watching Jeopardy?
>>224226055car companies aren't why people moved away from bl*cks
>>224226036What would theoretically happen if this happened in USA
>>224226066Fuck you, car apologist
Still thinking about that mud tsunami in Nepal
I don't like beaners.
same
>>224226079It happened like 10,000 years ago get over it already.
>>224226069Lowest age of consent is 16 in the US. Even if they were legal, American zoomers are less tolerant of age gaps than earlier generations and would probably chimp out like they were being attacked
New Yorker cartoon
This guy is still alive?!
>>224226036theres only infertile or fertileanything else is made up moral cuckery aka jews and their golemsrape is only anal related btw
I deserve this
>>224226094not funny.
>>224226101you deserve someone with a smaller cup size and 5 more BMI points
>>224226098yes, the famously non-pedophilic jews
>>224226109>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
>>224226101built for big jim cock
>>224226097yeah we gave him asylum and he runs a Doner shop in Calgary now
>>224226101square facewhat a dilemma!...
So did you guys give up on that Mongolia thing?
What is Canada even famous for besides moose and hockey
>>224226146We'll see how the Mexicans feel
>>224226146What do you mean? We aren't changing the name of the general, that would be retarded
>>224226151being nice, maple syrup, and more recently, jeets
>>224226151being invaded by 10 million jeets
>>224226127they were 14learn what words mean rtard goy thats why whites birth rates r low
My goshcel radar is pinging
>>224226152Would guess they don't really care.>>224226154I thought you wanted to replace Mexico with another country that starts with M.
>>224226151Insulin.
>>224226165Only one autist wants to do that. It will never happen as long as I'm here and able to make new threads, I will always keep the name we've used for 11 years now
Why Mongolia when there are more people from Malta here
>>224226084Hoe you live across ocean ain’t nobody gaf
>>224226151better for rich fags that didnt like guns before jeets that is
>>224226179We ran a poll
>>224226162do you have torta fatigue?
you almost can't blame a mexican for being a pedo when mexican woman hit the wall so young
>>224226186Lots of better options than Mongolia. Montenegro is common too.
>>224226151intelligent and handsome men
Why does she dress like that
>>224226215villainmaxxing
>>224226019https://youtu.be/9ZeEegB70fg
You niggas are bananas
Twerk For Africa
>>224226221I always considered myself more a Lychee.
>>224226225twerking is inherently a bbc mating ritual
>>224226187i aint into brown girls that much but ever since my t went up from sr and diet and sunbaths i started likkinng more that like not obese but chubby or idk the sepecific word kind of women how do u call white tortas
Unironically porno intro music https://youtu.be/5nBMUuSxOWk
post some A.I. slop please
neck ct scan got looked at.
>14>pedothis is why u deserve the ass rape jews r doing to ur society baka gaijin
>>224226268
when you think about it, AI has obliterated the celebrity deepfake market
>>224226256i refer to all overweight people as "fats" or "obeasts"they are not human to me, so their gender doesn't matter
>>224226274In English, doc.
>>224226282I'm partial to butter golems
>>224226274why is u gettin a neck ct scan cuhsus
>>224226291He did some shit he wasn't supposed to do. That's most medical shit
>>224226298lump behind my ear pendejo
>>224226268https://x.com/fatkintsugi/status/2088729838248935501?s=46 This is the best AI video ever
>>224226318why would you get a ct and not mri
>>224226282overweight by ibm or what metric? when does someone bc fat to u cuz body builders r overweight but would u call them fat?alsa remember that fat tissue in a women is required to feed the baby
>>224226101Jenna Fischer ass.
>>224226334This post reeks of fat cope
>>224226342Lol
Theres another mexican flag in this thread besides me wow
>>224226341>asswhere?
>>224226324had to load up a dark secret technique to watch this niggerslopit sucked, btw
>>224226341Hank Hill ahh
>>224226268Dude, seriously. Fuck. Off.
>>224226342I was there!
>>224226101>>224226341here's your wholesome chungus wagie waifu bro
Cop in this video is named Lieutenant Goc
>>224226352Brown people should be drowned
>>224226362Jenna looks great here, is this supposed to be an insult?
I agreed to go hiking with them, and then they told me the spot is like a 2.5 hour drive away.
I've put on 10lb in the last couple weeks but you can't really tell because I'm 6'3". How do I make sure it gets distributed evenly and I won't end up as a skellington with a big gut?
>>224226343It's often a fatty cope, but bmi is indeed a bad metric for individual health. It's used primarily to measure the average health of an entire population.
>>224226377you exercise regularly so you never have excess body fat
>>224226377exquisite b8
>>224226341I like to believe we are married happily in a parallel world
>>224226389who cares? you don't need BMI to tell if someone is fat. JUST LOOK AT THEM
>>224226377Cardio + lifting
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>>224226377Throw up 10 pounds you idiot?
>>224226343ad ho(mo)minem buti wish i could gaim weight that ez to be fattell me the limit max weight a women of around 160cm should have
>>224226408man, cars used to look so cool
Houston Uber driver Anthony Baines was a block away from picking up a passenger just after midnight on August 8 when a shirtless man ran across the street in front of him, with two HPD officers in foot pursuit right behind.One officer jumped into Baines' car and told him to drive. Dashcam footage captured the officer repeatedly saying ""Go, go, go, go!"" as Baines followed directions, picked up the second officer, and drove through the area while the two searched for the suspect.When they spotted the man again, both officers jumped out and resumed the chase on foot, leaving Baines alone in his car.""What the f***?!"" he said on the dashcam audio.HPD confirmed officers had initially responded to a report that the suspect had threatened to shoot a woman and her two children. Despite Baines' unexpected assist, the suspect was not located.Houston Police Officers' Union President Doug Griffith later clarified that civilians are not legally required to comply with such requests. Baines said he didn't know that at the time, but has no regrets.""I didn't know what my rights were at the moment, but I'm glad I was able to help,"" he said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnrMNeksQCI
Me on the left (the chud)
>>224226377you dont its all genetics, only thing you can control is muscle growth not fat
>>22422641899lbs plus the weight of the baby.
>>224226410Are there any porn stars that haven't gone schizo and hit the wall
Name my band
>>224226429>t. fakecel
>>2242264453 fuckin ugly ass retards
>>224226426No fat brown woman cop is gonna make any demands in my vehicle
>>224226426It's humiliating enough to have women cops but could they at least not be fat and 5'2? Shit is ridiculous
>>224226445Gay and the Faggots
>>224226445The Zyklon B-Sharps
Watching kino casino
>>224226451Yes I am, I'm sorry Brazilbot
EXTREMELY loud thunder just now.
>>2242264456 Milli Vanilli
>>224226469That was me farting sorry
>>224226445J E W Speedwagon
>>224226445on their own, left and right are just slightly ugly dudes but otherwise normal. center is a black hole of aura and destroys all positive vibes in his vicinity.
Sweet treats from Amazon fresh are coming tomorrow morning
>>224226445Dachau Drip
Stella has insane kinose
>>224226488genuinely depressing to read stuff like this
>open normie comment section >now FULL of cobsons, chuds, and soyjaks>jeets are spamming all those AI edits of anti-jeet memesAutistic bros, we made normies go extinct. We WON.
>>224226499Hey remember that time you thought it was funny when a poor defenceless duck got hurt? Fuck you, asshole.
>>224226445Guns & Noses
>>224226509Can switch off the flag any time, bhai. I choose to be transparent.
Real.
>>224226512
>>224226520>Philan-Tam-Duy LeI think that was a song in the 60s
>>224226513You're a piece of shit. You deserve to have a golf ball hucked at your face.
>>224226526>>224226520idk about you but when I read that name I hear the sound of distant Hueys...
>>224226520>CAOf course this retard is from California lmao
>>224226520posted it again award
>>224226534Nigga is a freedom fighter.
stop replying to mousefaggot. hide all mousefaggot posts.report all mousefaggot spam (not that he's spamming or that i've reported anything). do not engage with any british flags at all
Maple. Wildflowers. Cinnamon. Nutmeg. Clove. Coffee beans. The smell of an 18 year old Canadian boy's buttpussy.
>>224226520so much for land of the free
>>224226520>>224226522>>224226526>>224226530>>224226531Here's a Branch. 5 Leaf posts in a row is called a Branch. 2 Branches in a row make up a Limb.
Sweater weather is right around the corner!!!!!
>>224226547No, he's another retard from California. They purposely vote for shitty politics in their state and then upon realizing the consequences of their actions try to move to states like mine and fuck up the politics and housing here.
One thing I hate about leftoids is they say kill all billionaires and shit like that (based) but then turn around and start pussing out on literally everything>well except Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez, and I guess Rihanna, also Beyonce, and I suppose LeBron James, also Soros and his family isn't too bad if you think about it and, and, and...
>>224226571Would've been 9 leafs in a row if not for that disgusting ape piece of shit that plagues our general.
O M G, I'm such a BBC loving niggertee hee
>>224226500What's the issue my neezy
>>224226548I hope diaspora muslimas who make this sort of cringe thing get forced into arranged marriages with their uncles back in Pakistan or Yemen or wherever
Thinking of ordering a pizza. Maybe if I get high enough.
here's your superpower bro
>>224226593Good post
>>224226593Y'all better not be saying the n-word unless you black! Mhmmmmmmmm, y'all got it? PERIODT
>>224226597They refuse to do it and then their parents unironically kill them. That's what happens when you import the third world into a first world nation
>>224226582is it really that surprising that the dysgenic freaks who want everything handed to them won't take action unless that too is handed to them on a silver platter?
Depression is back tonight. Fighting the urge to go back to drinking
>>224226599This is before China become first world this video is from like 10-15 years ago
>>224226599Chinese peepo steal more than black peepo do.
>>224226599The funny thing about all those brown thirdie china worshippers is that if you asked a Chinese person right now if China is more developed, powerful, or rich than the US they would all say no
Rewatching baldandbankrupts videos about Bolivia
Wumao ITT. Just thought you ought to know.
>>224226627>10-15 years agoit's from 2023.
>>224226586Yeah fuck that guy
My favorite leftist argument against voter ID that it disenfranchises blacks. You go and you think wait a minute are you implying that "blacks are too stupid to fill out the paperwork to get an ID at the DMV"? That's actually fucking racist lmao
>>224226647Prove it (you can't)
>>224226646I think there are more third worldist BRICS types now than wumaos
Fuck BRICS I'm just pro Russia. Z
>JEEWWWWWW>THERE'S A JEW IN THE DUNGEON >just thought you ought to know>*faints*
These days I don't even play video games or watch movies to pass the time. I just sit here browsing the same 4 boards all day until I go to sleep.
>>224226654The "soft bigotry of low expectations" is still pretty common decades on
Isn't it kind of funny how the two biggest economies in BRICS fucking hate each other? Like how is that going to work?
>>224226674When I was a jit I thought this guy looked exactly like Keanu Reeves
:(
>>224226707Nigga needs a fire extinguisher.
>>224226707>benny hill theme playing
>>224226599ngl, china is a time capsule. Peasant farmers still getting raided by a warband of chinese bandits.
Pancho was a bandit boyHis horse was fast as polished steelHe wore his gun outside his pantsFor all the honest world to feelPancho met his match you knowOn the deserts down in Mexico Nobody heard his dying wordsAh but that's the way it goes
Don't ever ask a Mainland Chinese person what they think of the thirdies that like them lmao
>>224226659you are chinese
>>224226689>They all have subreplacement TFR except the most useless member South AfricaNobody is surviving this century except the absolute retard countries.
>>224226742Never ask a Taiwanese or Hong Konger their opinion of mainlanders.
>>224226742Next time I go to China I want to do some street interviews asking Chinese people what they think of Pakis, Jeets, Bangladeshis etc. so I can post that shit every time I see them.
>>224226761Lmfao they think they are actual peasants with no education, I'm aware
I unironically enjoy the smell of my own farts. The smellier the better.
*cracks open a cold one with the /cum/boys*
>>224226772how'd he get into my house
What would you do in this situation?
>>224226735They burn dead bodies in that River honestly that statue falling in it isn't doing much more damage
>>224226806I think you'd have a better chance surviving in the car than on foot at that point
>>224226806>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
https://youtu.be/KeYB_so3-cU
>>224226806Protect your head and spine and pray
Fuck Tim Dillon. Fuck Bill Burr. Fuck Dave Chappelle. Fuck the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
>>224226856They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>224226360Inchradasting
sneed? feed and seed?
>>224226847Is it possible to transfer your debt to someone else, if they willingly accept it? What if some guy just agreed to buy everyone's student debt and mortgages willingly?
Please give me money Saudi Arabia! I'll even be one of prince's boytoy! I need the money!
I listen to CHVRCHES live shows in my spare time.
>>224226895Just sell your organs if you need money
Just now realizing that Chris could've been a mogger if he got a haircut didn't get fat.
>>224226888Yes goddess AOC please transfer all your debt to me
>>224226741AND ALL THE FEDERALES SAYTHEY COULD HAVE HAD HIM ANY DAY
>>224226868What day drinking does to a nigga.
A WCW ref died of cancer and his dying wish was have his ashes mixed in with the opening pyro so they did it
Jeffery Dahmer was a good looking guy.
>>224226935who the fuck are you talking to
I have seen online campaigns for garbage causes for years. Zionists, English counter-jihadists, Indian nationalists, Come to Dubai people. As bad as they all are, nothing compares to the audacious dishonesty from the pro-Ukraine internet army. They deal with real criticisms of the Ukrainian government and its Sorosite globohomo ruling ideology by reversing the accusation against their opponents. "Gay pride parades in Kiev? NO! YOU'RE GAY" "Ukraine led by Jews? Well here's a completely made up genealogy chart proving Putin is Jewish!" "NATO countries are replacing their natives with non-white immigrants? NOPE, that's actually happening in 99.99% white Belarus!"They seem to acknowledge by doing this that they have a losing hand and don't have the truth on their side. Why are they pro Ukrainian if they won't defend the western open society liberal values the country claims to be fighting for?
>>224226917and also avoided being a tranny who incestuously raped his own mother repeatedly after assaulting innocent Gamestop employees
>>224226941The schizophrenia demons in my head.
>>224226936Not as good looking as you
>>224226946janny is going to have a fucking aneurysm when he sees this lol
Pookraine otherwise known as Bangladesh....
The penalty for child rape: >China - Death penalty >Pakistan - Death penalty >Australia - Life imprisonment >Saudi Arabia - Beheading in public >Turkey - Imprisonment (up to 24 years) >North Korea - Death by firing squad >India - Death penalty >Bangladesh - Death penalty >Israel - Honorary Citizenship >America - Presidency
>>224227025Bangladesh and Pakistan actually have the highest instances of child rape in Asia
>>224227025well americans call 19yos child
Babe wake up new summoningsalt
ion even brush my teeth or wash my face no mo, whats the point if bitcbes think i'm gross anyway
>>224227052Yeah but they don't become politicians and billionaires like they do hereThats the key difference
>>224227025Bangladesh actually allows child marriage...
Apparently my voice sounds like SpongeBob Fuck my life
>>224227025based saudis
>>224227025China had fully legal child prostitution until like 2016
>>224227091And you aren't a voice actor?
>>224227082The current President of Pakistan has been convicted of like seven crimes what are you talking about?
>>224227087So does Saudi Arabia
>NO YU!!!!!the pedophiles first and last line of defense
>>224227082The religious leader of those Muslim countries that you named fucked his wife at 9 dude
fuck your stupid spongey idiot chungus life you pineapple dwelling bitch
>>224227126>NO YUI went to university with him, he was a pretty chill guy from Hong Kong
Hating Jews is the mark of a developed and adjusted individual
Thread is being turned into a honeypot jsyk. Getting kinda obvious at this point, careful my fellow goys.
>>224227144Umm we don't hate jews we only hate zionists o algo
So how has your 2026 been
>>224227144Also the mark of someone with a high IQ i might add
>>224227164Some big milestones for me
>>224227168Do tell
>russia shills>hamas shills>china shillscan this general get any worse
>>224227159You don't have to say this anymore because some Jew will say SIR SIR SIR 95% OF JEWS ARE ZIONIST SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU HATE JEWS. >>224227165You sound pretty high IQ yourself fella
>>224227172I hate all those niggas and also israel
>>russia shills>>hamas shills>>china shills>can this general get any worse
>>224227172>Saaaar India #1
>>224227172Hamas and China never threatened me
>>224227189Damn would have been crazy if I asked
for me:>luv ukraine>luv hamas>luv iran>'ate china>'ate russia>'ate israel
oh fuark. i think it's poo time. yeah. it's time. i'm about to poo. in the toilet.
i can't whistle
>>224227177Nah bro some jews are totally based allies who are anti-zionist and also hate White supremacy and colonialism which Israelis do because they are White Europeans you see. The based anti-zionist jews told me.
How do we permanently fix foids
>>224227201also I believe we should nuke india
>>224227209Some sort of mass disenfranchisement
>>224226946Not reading, I defend Ukraine because it has a right to be invaded by orcs
What did Target mean by this?
>>224227226Oops, a right to NOT be invadedThat typo sure makes it a confusing post haha
>>224227231i have no fucking idea
>>224227231Any publicity is good publicity
Poutine is saving the White race by killing and maiming millions of young White males o algo
>>224227226Yeah it does have that right i agree
>>224227231This was a pretty big reach
>>224227238>>224227247
>>224227261>some schizo has the same opinion as you, so you're wrong!What fallacy is this?
>>224226806Holy shit, I thought parts of the building were going to collapse. That's a horrific end.No way to survive that.
>Poutine is saving the White race by killing and maiming millions of young White males o algo
>>224227261None of this helps Russia or Ukraine's demographics when they are also killing off the 18-40 year old men
>>some schizo has the same opinion as you, so you're wrong!>What fallacy is this?
I CANT BREATHE
>I don't think White people should die>YOU ARE A NIGGER!!!Look at my White nationalists dawg...
Last 2 ppl in earthu and a gay twinkwould u eventually fuck him or u keep in ur pantsif u ask this to urself honestly then it is a interesting research on human behaviourif u jerk off is the same principle as with gay sexno reproduction just self pleasurei dont jerkoff anymore
i just poo'd. can we address this?
>>224227302I am the twink
tfw no choco gf
>>224227301He has American citizenship so he's a traitor or something (don't ask where Carney's children live)
I will never be a dominant alpha male king front runner of the pack my genetics makes it impossible
>>224227306embarrassing
>>224227302We might not be able to repopulate the earth but i would have lots of fun trying
>>224227316He lives in calgary though
Carney bad
>>224226443It’s probably the act of hitting the wall that drives them insane
Both Russia and America are multi-racial nations. That's not a choice, it's a circumstance of history that both countries have to deal with. But pretending they deal with this civilizational issue in the same way is dishonest, pure false equivalence. If ethnic Russians had race quotas placed on them preventing them from attending Moscow University or Slavic Europeans in Russia got denied access to covid treatments for their race or ethnic Russians were doomed to being passed up for hiring/promotions in their own country like happens to white Americans, the Russians would riot in the street. The Russian constitution explicitly names the Russian majority as the country's state-building people. In America, it is practically illegal to acknowledge European Americans even exist. Just one look at Moscow classified ads for apartments is all you need to know. Half the ads openly say "white or Slavic renters only." If a white person did that in America you would literally be thrown in prison.
>>224227307never considered that scenario...what would a gay twink doprobably trying to bait the other guy into giving in or ultimatetly reverse rape him somehow
>>224227331I was told for years Scheer was a traitor because he had dual citizenship despite never living in the US (Carney had 3 citizenships btw)
>>224227336Not reading your /pol/babble
Can we talk politics here
>>224227348No we talk about shitting, farting, and trannies here
Had sex
>>224227348
>>224227341t. Homosexual, jew, non white, or combination of all three
>>224227324i shouldve clarified that the dilemma was directed towards hetero menif u gay alr then its pretty obvious what u gonna do
>>224227336>meanwhile in Russia churkas keep getting imported to replace the actual White peopleNone of that shit matters with a 1.4 TFR
>>224227355fomo psyop
>>224227348Depends on the tranny jannies mood, unironically
>>224227348Yeah we're talking about the abject failures of Canadian conservatives now
>>224227359It is practical, not gayI'm going to fuck something and if there is only a twink then my dick is going to smell like shit
>>224227367more like homo lol
Holy b-based
>>224227359Kill the disgusting queer faggot is what I'd do
>>224227385Always been a fan of this meme
Ordered the 'za.
>>224227393New
Just have 10 million white kids bro then we wont need unlimited african and asian immigration
wait, this anime goes kind of hard htougfh
this nigga is eating dominos ew
>>224227392>Stuffed crustNot even worth the extra charge to be desu with you
MrBeast made a video in my state recently. I should've went to suck his penis and get free money
Got a job offer in Fort Lauderdale, what is life in Florida like? I’ll probably move because a jobs a job, but I want to prepare myself for the worst. I lived in Rhode Island my whole life, and I’ve never really dealt with southerners before.
>>224227400>Fort LauderdaleUnironically no Southerners there
>>224227421wtf I replied to >>224227413
>>224227378i was refering to sex not the picsex has become so important bc we live in matriarchy thus as we all know sex is the only leverage women havesex is literally fomo psyop from chuds thinking they r worthless if they dont have it to girls who become promiscous it is all fomo psyopbeing virgin celibate volcel etc makes u realize ur true nature yes sex has its place in life but it will never be what society makes u believe it is
>>224227376u underastime gaysthey will stop eating and use all kinds of products and techniques so theres no poop left>>224227387why? if u dont fuck him he isnt a fag anymoretheres no one left anymore remember?im telling u the scenario is way deeper than it seems
>>22422739217? what shithole do u live inin the shithole i live in thats like 3-4 large pizzas from dominos
>>224227421How bad is the jeet situation over there?
