today i will move from my bed to my chair and then presumably back to my bed at some far flung point in the evening

>>224232621
Is a trip to the fridge in the cards?

wonder if rorke died from wasps yet

>>224232621
Alternate between the two quite frequently, me. Currently in bed after getting up at 3am.

Boring Posh English Bastard YouTube has a new frontrunner.
BrickDust has overtaken Tom Scott and Chris Spargo with his train-leaning videos.

Rorke dying from wasps
Leftylol looking for a pozzed stinger

i met Rorke. She's black.

thinking about doing a holiday in georgia

>>224232638
what am i, a crystal ball?

I killed Jeffrey Epstein

screaming and howling at nothing

>>224232654
he's a lad though would genuinely hang out with him
the other two no way

>>224232668
you'll do nothing
>>224232679
>>224232690
you did nothing

>>224232648
you must work a really early shift

Judeo-Christian values dragged the world, kicking and screaming, into modernity, as chsmpioned by the British Empire.

she was a boy and he was a girl
can i make it anymore obvious

building a doomsday ark for me and my porn collection

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in awe of this absolute unit

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>chsmpioned

>>224232720
this was on kerrang last night

2 weeks til China collapses

>>224232727
Don't be mean 2 me :((

Neighbour slamming a door every 5-10 seconds for a minute or two. Must find it enjoyable or something. Good job we live in flats so that about a dozen other people can enjoy listening to it as well.

the braddenings will continue until morale improves

>>224232729
based 2006 poster

sticking my willy in the wasp jar

I have the same name as dogs so when people call their dogs I hear someone calling my name

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imagine latinx gf

>>224232743
get him launched down the stairs

>>224232743
So glad I live with a bunch of tarqs now, it's like actually living in a proper community like the good old days. Hated living next door to a weedmong, constant shitty smell of the stuff drifting in during the summer evenings when you want to get the windows open for cool air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b505zxlfJHA
/tv/ rec might have to give it a watch

>>224232743
for me it's mongs opening and slamming car door about 20 times over the space of a minute

2 weeks until my arsehole collapses

>>224232762
Toby

>>224232769
For me it's when someone stops outside your gaff in their car and they're either on the phone INCREDIBLY loudly on loudspeaker or they've got music on.

>Pakis don't assimilate
One of them became Mr. Bean
https://www.youtube.com/live/9yMW65OonOU?is=i7zbhNRltD-JPCNp
Check this shit out

House over the road had scaffold and builders up a few years ago and they would turn up 6am every morning and slam the van doors and shout and go OI OI EYOOOO HAHAH WOAHHHH and make stupid Neanderthal noises all the fucking time. Just no need is there.

>>224232791
oh look a magic bean

>>224232761
This is what women jerk off to when some DA SAssaulter idk it's like a mugshot before or a warning

>>224232792
gf has him as her phone wallpaper is he an actor?

>>224232799
swear they're all made in a factory somewhere

>>224232805
Did you see the Mr. Bean nigga though
Don't ever tell me they don't assimilate, rorke

I used to be a weedmong and now I absolutely hate the smell of it but I really feel like I can't judge due to my checkered past so I smell the weed, initially seethe and then pretend I'm not seething like that wojak. You know the one.

>>224232792
He recently fucked that 'Sandy' blondie ultrafittie from back in the day (she only ever did lezzer and solo in her prime) in a POV film. She's a MILF now and clearly in need of money so has finally taken some cock on camera.

>>224232821
ethan hawke

>>224232799
Skin colour of said builders?

>>224232761
My girlfriend dddd

>>224232799
>if night time is for being as quiet as possible then day time must be for being as loud as possible
this must be how some people actually think

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>The Glasgow metro map

gotta admit
I am not impressed

>>224232851
Builders are all white, you'd never hire a brown one it would be insanity

>>224232840
don't know who that is i never did watch lesbos scenes

>>224232859
St Enoch Powell

https://www.youtube.com/live/9yMW65OonOU?is=i7zbhNRltD-JPCNp
He's doing magic tricks now guys

>>224232668
Same
I see more and more NPCs visiting there on Instagram, better go soon before it gets too crowded

>>224232839
I have no problem judging people for doing stuff I did in the past. I'm sure I was judged for it when I did it and rightly so

>>224232869
unc is crashing out live on stream

>>224232859
>west street
>it's in the south east
nice one Jocks. pissed up when you wrote that one were you?

Little brown builder fella shoving bits of rubble down the toilet

>>224232839
A lot of ex addicts start to hate the smells and tastes of things when they quit. Some even hate the mention of drugs
It's ok

What is it with white men and obliterating their families in a murder suicide???

Couldn't be me

>>224232861
I have never seen a white builder myself. All Africans.

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why are the scots such heathens
I guess religious sectarianism makes it all the less appealing desu

>>224232910
That’s why dr cumskin famously had to invent per capita to make it out that other races commit more crime

lads which song is it that goes badubidibuu dum de dum doo badubidibuu bum da bum din dom doo?

I caused the mud tsunami in Nepal
It was me

>>224232919
flag checks out

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Yookay is fucked innit

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got the frasier on don't i

>>224232944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189X84&list=RD4iwHb189X84&start_radio=1

?

https://youtube.com/shorts/USLUpGSOECY?is=vy9WFOGZm2PlXTLP
Damn she's fit. I want to get her pregnant I mean she's got really nice eyes. We would make really sexy babies

>>224232975
>no balloon release footage
it's over /brit/ bros

>>224232975
saddington

that french guy manual is a creep but i like the "raw" series because he fucks women in hotels without the cringe production

I don't like the fact that people die

>>224232976
frasier enjoyers are 100% unemployed

>>224232998
Look harder, there was tons of it you stupid lazy cunt

>>224232975
You could add Pakistani flags to this and claim that it's a memorial for some jihadder

>>224233011
if it's not on /brit/ then it doesn't exist as far as im concerned

>>224233010
i hope that's not envy rearing it's vicious little green snout

>>224233026
did you watch the reboot?

Diarrhea #2 flushed down the commode. Worried about dehydration to be honest.

>>224233038
first series yes but not the second
it had some funny moments but wasn't that great

im just a guy

What if Frasier had Rodney in it

>>224233058
and a bunch of black women

Sherry, Rodders?

>>224233058
He's probably do alright without Delboy holding him back

>>224233058
What if frasier but urkel

>>224233058
Niles is like Rodney if you think about it

Niles you plonker

>>224233058
rodney plonk

for me it was when frasier fell through the bar

Alright Dave

https://youtube.com/shorts/EGnobe9vaCE?is=thvxfQns_CEavheW

>>224233095
OH GOOD LORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-BqOsvj00

>>224233058
Yeah the reboot literally swapped Niles out with a bloke played by Nicholas Lyndhurst and it didn't work at all.
Spaino could've had a cameo in it as his old mate from Peckham!

your brother listens to dance gavin dance

PISS NUKE TUTORIAL

Crane Unlimited National Traders

hate how yanks pronounce twat

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Cheers was the best sitcom the character Frasier Crane appeared in.

Unc's shit himself again!

>>224233171
No one here says twat

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YOU DOZY OLD TWONK

>>224233171
thwat

>>224233155
scream

>>224233157
My brother doesn't listen to any music he just watches anime commentaries on youtube all day

>>224233220
your brothers a fag

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>>224233155
proper classic episode that is
what a pair of wallys, Del does them right in

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get the new playthroughs started

For a split second I thought the norwegians were bradleyposting

>>224230505

>>224233171
twot

>>224233211
>No one here says twat
Yes they do I've seen it but Americans say it like 'twot' ok

we can all agree that humans have pheromones right?

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Got to delete some files soon. 1GB of images is more than I have on PC

https://x.com/ellxprt/status/2092752607706038567

>>224233258
I know I do

>>224233253
>I've seen it
I've lived here my entire life and never heard anyone say it.
Maybe it's a regional thing.

>>224233273
Don't post here any more

>>224233211
that's right you say "twott"

>>224233232
No he's mentally subnormal and a burden but he's definitely not a homo. I know because I have unfortunately seen his browser history.

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umm demmies

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Sexocco

>>224233294
you're a fag

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>>224233304
No, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

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>>224233291

>>224233294
Any of the BLACKED on these? You know, because of your... Getting blacked and all that

>hmm what shall we call our state?
>how about washington?
>we already have a city called washington
>shut up

>>224233333
They were originally going to call it Columbia but didn't want it to be confused with the District of Columbia.

>>224233322
No he only looks at cartoons none of that 3dpd for him thank you very much

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THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
THE LOSER HAS TO FALL

Fucking InPost and their shitty over-familiar emails have fucked up my delivery.

>>224233321
wesley snipes is aging well

well and truly pissing it down

>>224233371
how so?

>>224233385
not delivered it

>>224233247
man the man is killing us man. over.

>>224233360
Good. You both won then
And the thread has been showing slanty sideways pussy being like OnyYAAAA O YA FUCK MEEE. Japan wants good things

https://www.quodb.com/search/%22twat%22?advance-search=false&keywords=%22twat%22
All the films which use the term 'twat' a lot of the are UK to be fair

>>224233317
looking good Rod. Looking good Todd.

>>224233395
locker or home? if the lockers are full they have to try again the next day

>>224233409
twot

late august increasingly frustrated and bored, unfunny and unoriginal posting from sixth formers and children on here with no friends

>>224233385
They said 'We're on our way!' but it's so over-familiar it just registered in my mind as 'We're not coming today so you can go out and do other things' so I did and here we are.

>>224233317
>I'm with Plonker

The whole world stops the cuck shit soon brothers. T knower and Jewish

>>224233418
home. tracking just says it was out for delivery yesterday

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>>224233409
In this one it literally is intended to rhyme with pops and cops ok

>>224233384
Sunny here actually

I control the world

It changed him

>>224232668
>>224232871
Georgian pussy will change your life

just been messaged on the apps by a lass with genuinely the biggest tits i've ever seen in my life
good day to be me

Diarrhea #3, very acidic. Ringpiece is in tatters.

>>224233470
Black pussy stank and not even the blacks want it. Stfu racemixer, you just don't want straight cis white sex

>>224232792
loved him in training day

>>224233477
corrr get your national insurance number over to her PRONTO

>>224232859
St Enoch Showunmi

>>224233477
corr

Mad how we de-royaled our Epstein-linked prince yet Norway's Epstein-linked prince is about to become king

>>224233499
i just gave her £300 to help pay for a credit card loan. she says she will pay me back over dinner so that's me in

>>224232975
>Baleen Release
yo dis humpback nigga on the run

>>224233478
Drink some water so you don't end up with the same fate like one of them African kids drinking water that drinks water they poo and pee in

please let me in mousecord

MAD HOW PEDOPHILIA IS SO BAD AND WE NEED TO LIVE IN A SURVEILLANCE STATE THAT PUTS YOU ON A LIST FOR EVEN PISSING 59FT FROM A PARK BUT 0 PEOPLE EXCEPT 1 ROYAL FAMILY MEMBER FROM THE SO CALLED PEDO ISLES HAS BEEN PUNISHED

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omds rorke

Mad how "the worst she can say is no" is bad advice and chicken Andy giving a compliment to an old woman and asking if she squirted over it and running away is somehow something people needed to see to get some balls about women

dvde a couple of tweets with 1 like each... wow...

>>224233450
Heavy metal's much more poetic
*Puts on War Pigs*

>>224233450
disgusting

Chicken Andy asking that gave me the confidence to ask women if they want to take me home as their dog and now I only have to do it <9 times (women fuck dogs) to get laid after those rejections

i am chicken jockey!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!

she's afraid

>>224233605
Doesn't matter if no not gonna start kicking her in the face and rape her what she thinks because I'm not dangerous
More afraid of crippling credit card debt more like

>um would you like to take me home and feed me boy kibble?
>Erm... Hello human resources??

Was hoping one of the members of Wizzard was called Harry so I could do a "You're in Wizzard Harry" meme but alas none of them were

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we @ /brit/ wish alysa liu a belated happy birthday

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>>224233672
bro towa packing

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Unceasing Anguish

got bored of the bit titty girl apps scammer so i am just calling them out explicitly now

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

Egg

>>224233683
you're extremely late
we already wished her a happy birthday on the actual date
we even had a special birthday edish

>>224233715
What about Ghost In The Shell?
Don't think that movie has a single child

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>>224233605
*

Back home and that's me off to bed

wow yeah these screenshots of some random bint's twitter are fascinating
please keep posting them

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I didn't know this existed

I'll buy some today

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*daps up*

>>224233672
Me on the behind

imagine if they pooed on the ice

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>>224233780
yes I do like ramen beef and will buy that too

>>224233780
Tarquin gets jars of the stuff while us peasants have to scrape it out from inside the biscuits. Typical

>>224233780
Hope you become addicted and you become so obese they have to hoist you out of a window with a crane but you get jammed in the window and the whole house gets lifted off the ground along with you

I've been brought low

>>224233819
i also hope this

all me custard the way i spread and cream

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Porke maaaaaate

>>224233683
opportunistic fraud who eats cheeseburger

Just realised I can see what food I've got in by checking my Tesco delivery past orders on my phone instead of getting up and going to the kitchen and looking through the cupboards and fridge

>>224233780
>
Our Custard Cream Spread is a sweet, smooth vanilla-flavoured spread studded with crunchy biscuit pieces. Creamy and easily spoonable, it combines a mellow, custardy warmth with little bursts of biscuit crunch for a classic biscuits-and-cream feel. Spread it thickly on toast, crumpets or pancakes, swirl through porridge or yoghurt, or spoon into bakes for a vanilla biscuit ripple. You can also use it as a filling for cupcakes, sandwich biscuits or traybakes, or drizzle over ice cream for a crumbly finish. A fun twist on a familiar treat.

holy fuck it's got crunched up biscuit pieces in it too
I MUST HAVE THIS NOW

it's not gay to recognise the beauty of a man

>>224233845
what was the 2nd count for?

Sometimes at the airport I'll just find a cubicle and sit in it for 20 or so minutes

Not even do a poo just enjoy having my own little space away from the crowds

Goblins and gnomes are very real

>>224233845
lmao what a retard

>>224233845
At least he's got mates in there lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2kH84ZDL_5Q

>>224233845
mental how fucking thick some people are
>nah it'll be ok. they'll never get me on cctv outside a prison

>>224233780
M&s marketing going insane and posting on /brit/ but the extra 5 jars of this they'll sell this week will surely prove their worth

>>224233891
I knew about gnomes, but where are goblins? Are they dangerous?

>>224233891
several ITT

>>224233925
an extra 5 sales is better than 0 sales

what age do your hands start to look old? or is it only women who get that

>>224233925
I'm buying those 5 jars.

>>224233927
Anyone answers this I'm reporting you straight to GCHQ for antiemitism

>>224233845
They should just drop it in with a drone

someone at work has just asked me to do work. i can't believe this

I feel like taxi driver in that film taxi driver

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>Prince Harry rocked up for a meeting with Spotify, after they realised they weren't getting much podcasting in return for their $20m investment in the Sussexes. When asked the obligatory "Coffee? Tea? Water?" question, Harry bizarrely responded "cocoa".
>Then, as the ideas whiteboard refused to fill with potential hits, a desperate Spotifier, latching onto the only interesting thing the prince had said all day, offered up "Harry and the hot chocolates". A podcast series of Harry touring the US rating hot chocolate drinks.
He likes chocolate ok and horses

just unleashed a wotanic sneeze

>>224233941
Men have 50% more collagen than women so skin stays more youthful for longer

>>224234005
That's a thing that happens here all the time

https://x.com/selfcontrI/status/2092224310102384898

hwl

What about a chocolate horse

>>224234005
Reckon the guards would see that easier than throwing it unless it was really high up, but they have no fly zones over prisons if GTA San Andreas is accurate

>>224234054
Yes I will like that v much

big fan of the day after drinking afterglow
a kind of anti-hangover if you will

>>224234029
sorry but if i was in the room i would have to tell him that cocoa was not one of the options. pick one of three mentioned you prick

Mad how if Grease came out today it'd be set in the summer of 2007

What about a girl forcing me to like things so I can be her sweet simple chud

>>224234054
lifesize? solid chocolate?

Novelty life-sized horse hot cocoa container and dispenser. You have to rub it's knob to let the hot cocoa out

>>224234078
and the pink ladies would all be…
well y'know

>>224234029
>Harry and the hot chocolates
Is that what we're calling Meghan and the kids now

You're a great nancy and your breath pongs

>>224234114
nu ravers?

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I'LL be there, DIEGO'LL be there, will YOU?

Just ate a pakkit of wotsits. Prior to my designated lunch break so I'm definitely being a bit naughty.

it's la peace

>>224234145
very different to the kinds of acts they had when i went in 2014 and 2016

>>224234145
I've heard of some of these!

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looks like the king of norway's about to die lads
he's been king since 1991

>>224234145
I am so fucking out of touch with music. Disgraceful that they got rid of the lock up stage. Where are up and coming punk bands going to get their big break now?

>>224234145
woke shite

Is the urge to self harm ever going to go away?
Am I cursed with this mental illness forever?
I haven't done it in a week but it's just on my mine constantly.
At least the panic attacks have stopped

>>224234172
We at /brit/ offer our condolences to /Norgetråden/

animatronic eva lovia gf just told me she's making lunch lads

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>>224234145
20 years ago....

>>224234172
Bluetooth the technology is named after a King Harald too, but he was a viking raider so much cooler

right well I went in Norgetraden and they're fucking slagging us off

>>224234186
listen to music instead, drown out the urge in the moment then pray

>>224234199
That's more like it.

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>>224232761
I just turned down sex with my girlfriend because she has to be up early for work and if she had been smart we could have had sex at a reasonable hour

>>224234199
Animal Collective that far down is pretty mad considering the year after they were probably the biggest 'indie' act on the planet

>>224234145
Are any of these people famous in any way?

>>224234172
probably the real reason why Ingrid isn't still doing uni over here
Put a real damper on my plans to marry into royalty

>>224234145
>DAVE
That's his entire stage name? nobody is just called "Dave." Every Dave has another name, big Dave or Dave from [street name] or something because there are loads of Daves.

>>224234231
Nah they've always been niche

>>224234145
no I'll be watching it via from twitter posts in between gaming seshes

>>224234232
Charli XCX is pretty famous and Florence + The Machine also is
I don't listen to them but they are famous

might get the irish toons on

>>224234172
Norway about to get a literal cuckold king with a former drug-addict queen
Grim
Could be worse though, at least it isn't his coal burning sister who thinks she can talk to the dead taking the throne

>>224234041
Same here. Had 8 sentences this year just at my local prison for this

>>224234199
so this was the literal indie landfill then

>>224234199
MCR got bottled

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>>224234268

Imagine if leftypol and his mates hadn't got into power
The white man would probably populate the entire earth

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I'm going to louder than life next month but the only bad I'm excited to see is greyhaven

>>224234245
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

>>224234257
what a trainwreck lmao scandanavia is such a spiritual vacuum

Wolfmother just like Jet and Silverchair had the entire Australian music industry pushing them and they didn't even leave a dint in music

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>>224234172
IT'S TIME DUREK

DUREK IT IS NOW TIME

USE YOUR SPIRIT POWERS

KEEP HIM IN THIS REALM

DUREK THIS IS WHAT YOU SAW THIS IS WHAT YOU DID THIS ALL FOR

SAVE HIM DUREK

FULFILL THE PROPHECY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDHebAydJ4

we're in here

>>224234245
>That's his entire stage name? nobody is just called "Dave."
Yeah I remember he won the Ivor Novello for some dire political rap years ago, it was praised heavily because black people can't usually even spell UKIP let alone talk about them

>>224234285
maybe should've just bought tickets to a greyhaven gig then

>>224234257
Don't forget the rapist step son

>>224234331
grow up mate

>>224234339
we also got tickets to see greyhaven and periphery in october