swedish edition
>>224239454i go to refugee in sweden and get swedish wife the swedish women love english accents
>>224239454all made for you know what
big fan of how every western city on earth is full off vantablack rubber lipped spearchucking evolutionary missing links
>>224239479my 4 inch white pecker of course
>>224239481how many times a week do you reset your router?
Mad how basically every town high street nowadays just has like 50 charity shops all just selling clothes that only a 90 year old gran would wear
>>224239460
his racism and cuck fetish are fighting each other inside his horrifically disabled brain
>>224239481ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>>224239498can tell you've never been to one you vile little runt. charity shops are full of almost new clothes and it basically acts as a trading space for women.
>>224239454Annika det är inte normalt
>>224239512He's just being provocative
>>224239481p sure you people let yourselves be put in concentration camps during c*vidleast you have to worry about is nipnongs and subway dancers flooding your streets
just cleaned the bog and immediately did a liquid shotgun blast shit all over the inside of the bowl 30mins later
Tell them I hate them
>>224239404Now imagine you have entire neighbourhoods and cities full of them enclaves of Senegal and Burkina Faso in Europe. Quite jarring
>>224239530didnt your country have a grenade violence problem recently
It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!!
>>224239546Ok I'll tell my gf when I get a redhead one
>>224239519Don’t make a habit of going as I’m not poor but my gran sometimes steps into them and yes, the clothes may be new but it’s all shit your gran would wear. Nigger.
>>224239530never reply to me again you insolent snow ape
>>224239549could be worse
>>224239568Can I have her once you're done?
Mousecunt stop getting your twat underlings >>224239546 to pass along your messages. Grow a spine.
>>224239588I don't care
rapewanking my arse
>>224239554screamig
>>224239590Do NOT associate me with the mouse I was talking about chumba wumbas
Found the female American seasideMARK https://www.youtube.com/@BeforeTheFit/videos That's your new gf ok that's who it is ok!
>>224239546Did mousey say this on his stream or something
whats up with all these racists, france mbappe is black and he is the greatest frenchman ever.
>ashkeNAZI>actually a type of jewwho writes this shite
Swedish and Finnish posters probably had no idea there was even a pandemic going on since they all just sit in their boxrooms drinking all day
ama about glorious Nippon
>>224239575bet you earn 40k
>>224239647do japanese women do smelly poos?
>>224239647Done any rapes?
>>224239575
50SACINMYSOCIDGAF
the rapanese toiret splay corogne on bottom after defecation
>>224239641it was odd here government went with the right decision to not completely shut down the entire country of a cold, yet pushed the vaccine just as hard as anyone else
>>224239621What are you fucking talking about? It's literally just from futurama
>>224239647do you like this film?
>>224239655Well I ate one's asshole recently and immediately got a bad cold and fever so I guess that answers that. They don't shave their pussies so you pretty much have to settle for the butthole.
shouted at some brownoid who was walking in the road when i was on my bike
can't believe Mousey has people spamming his quotes in here
Feel like wanking to weight gain fetish again
>france mbappe is black
>>224239665Yes I have HIV/AIDs
>>224239647Eaten any good sandos in glorious nippon?
>>224239582How so? What could possibly be worse than bringing the savagery of subsaharan Africa to Europe, like the metastasis of a virulent tumour?
>>224239686bazinga
What do the cow girl fetish girls do then
if i was a vampire id spend my hundreds of years on this earth going around sucking men off
BAN OZEMPIC
doja cat sex arse
>>224239704Wish you were a vampire so you’d have hundreds of years to get a clue
>>224239704were, hypothetical subjunctive vampire
remember the scat spammer
>>224239712disgusting>>224239454BBC breeding pawgs
maybe an atb for me
>>224239729Brian? Problem is with the image spammers is you can just not open the image Even if you get tricked and open it at least it isn't interracial porn
someone explain why when i snort coke i feel like spreading my legs and getting pegged
>>224239554dont talk, jeet
>>224239621no there is a severely mentally ill person here whose gimmick is to post about his fantasy of a "mousey discord" or "mousecord" constantly
>>224239763latent homosexuality
If my employed girlfriend wanted to gamble (trade stocks) and needed $20 from me per month to help, I would do it, and that is getting over the unemployed me situation
>>224239774only happens when i take tons of cokewouldn't mind being gay since it is easier to fuck guys that girls but as soon as it wears off i am back to finding gays repulsive
>>224239712grow up
kittyberg
>>224239808didnt ask for your life story, poof
I actually think napoleon is a better film than gladiator 2 sometimes feel like im the only napoleon enjoyer on this planet
no mousecord exists just move on!! haha
>>224239825this weekend i'll be doing quite a bit, going to pick up 3 grams tomorrowmight end up doing something gay but hopefully not this time just order an escort i reckon
>>224239822someone told me that loads of swedish people use really strong nicotine pouches like 50mg plus but I think thats a load of shit what's the average mg for users?
>>224239822daim
>>224239808why do you fund the illegal drugs industry? are you from a council estate?
>>224239852its from columbia mate
>>224239838just remember that once you do something gay you can never take it back and it will live inside you forever you could be looking at your kids 20 years down the line knowing their dad sucked a willy or got bummed
I love beans. Baked beans taste so good >Do you want to go for a walkWell I haven't been trained yet and don't deserve it!
>>224239753>you can just not open the imagewhy did nobody tell me this before
>>224239868will never have kids. i'm into fucking prostitutes not having relationships
>>224239850lot of young people go for 14mg when it comes to the niccy pouches probably some stronger snus but no one does them, more of a novelty
um>>224239861
>>224239879ever thought about growing up?
new gimmick where you write a fake synopsis for a TV show in hopes to trick the lads into thinking it's a real episode
>>224239898no thanks love x
Period products and blood, and cellulite tummy, are the most feminine thing you can like
I'll never give Mouse abuse because he was the one who came up with the concept of days not necessarily feeling like the days they be Like how today is a Thursday and feels like a Friday? He invented that
>>224239887yh thats what I thought some people use 30mg ones here but its fucking stupid dont think youre supposed to consume that much nicotine in a day
New season of Pluribus confirmed, will be available on Netflix on the 15th of September.
Mousey you are so fucking odd mate
It's over for Nepal
homer reads yhe binble fucking sCReam
>>224239879bag head releasing a balloon later for are Makai
>>224239932That's great news. I'll be sure to not watch it.
>>224239922he also came up with "wank you very much"that's one of his
Whenever I took coke I just got really horny with the other girls taking it at the party and almost cheated on my gfGlad I'm out of it
You can do what you want with a prostite. You can get them overnight and fuck them, and 10 minutes later be talking to them like your bestgirlfriend. You can also pay them to say "I love you" and piss or fart on them
drinking strawberry milk out of my Grimace themed McDonalds cup. YIPPEE
>>224239945They're all moving here, jeeting the place up and that.
>>224239930reckon if you did a 50mg one you’d just feel really nauseous and probably suffer nicotine poisoning so yeah it’s bollocks most people do 4-10mg, sure do stronger wit regular snus but those don’t hit as hard
>>224239955Ha ha! I made it up! The new season won't be released for years!
>>224239966good lad. bet you had a wank over them though ;)
>>224239977the fake TV gimmick is taking off already
*puts on Swedish accent* Jö Heelöw tharr I am Swedish!
I have poo encroaching
>>224240002hahahaha they are SO like that
>>224239966Really puts it into perspective with the pegging coke anon, and if a gf wanted to fuck other girls I wouldn't care and the bad outcome of me watching and her not finding out till they are kissing. But it would just be like a best girlfriend and you could be chill with it like you can with their titties and slapping or jiggling them
33 now, shacked up, engaged, got a few quidBut I miss being in my early 20s, single, poor, living in a one bed flat, and going out and getting absolutely blasted on class As in clubs and at parties every weekendSunday roast with a couple of pints (only a couple) while your best mate's baby won't stop crying just doesn't hit the same
>>224240002hallå dere i jam fråm sweedän
Or if I was a girl and my boyfriend wanted to get pegged by other girls I wouldn't care. But I'm not a girl. But also if I were then I'd watch out for domestic abuse innit
Did you know I'm a drainer?
>>224239976I recently went down from 17mg to 14mg and was absolutely spamming the 17mgs so can see how you'd get up to 30mg with tolerance. Any time ive tried one though ive felt like I was going to whitey.
>>224240018you could join in
Tobes on his medsGood to seeStill reads like a fugue state however
>>224240022Maybe drop the idea of giving the kid a bit of whiskey. Grab it's dummy and dip it in whiskey if he's your friend, he won't care and the kid will shut up. Me I can stop babies crying for 5 seconds just by being myself and confident
>>224240039Swedes 1 -- Turnips Nil!!!!!!!!
>>224240059went from 12mg to 8 and it’s just not the same, but i hope that i’ll rid myself from nicotine one day and this is the right step
Oh is it drug mong hour? See you later I suppose
>>224240089Don't let the door hit your arse.
>>224240061Nah if she was a lesbian. The same also if I was a girl and fucked a gay guy who was fucking my boyfriend, not to go down the slippery slope I guess
>>224240089you'll do nothing. you'll stay here and seethe
Grand Theft Auto VI on Netflix tonight Live stream from 4chan legend `Mousey` on his Twitch later on
>>224240097that was a quick reply. touched a nerve, druggie?
>>224240112Subscribe to his patreon then
>>224240088yeah i fucking hate being addicted to nicotine but id rather be on pouches than anything else
>>224240089It's ok to take a few drugs in your younger years as part of socialisation and partying, just don't let it become your personality and stop by 27/28
mental going to any other general and seeing serious discussion or some kind of cohesion and then coming here we truly are a different breed
daniel craig
>>224240133There is no serious discussion in any other general you fucking liar, just anime and frogs.
>>224239822didn't you break your leg the other day?
>>224240128aye yeah switch from ciggies to pouches, miss having a smoke though but out of all nicotine vehicles the pouches are best bar none
>>22424002236 and married and yeah, not really that fun. The people I used to enjoy doing loads of drugs with have either stopped or are massive addict fuckheads.
wonder if netflix server will crash when the gta stream starts
>>224240133I go into other generals the French one ofc but I've learnt to post through /brit/ and unfortunately they very rarely have their running gimmicks, perhaps certain characters pop up but it's a completely other vibe.
Look how the Yank attempts this so-called 'serious discussion' and they swerve it to spam frogs
https://voca.ro/19gwJylP3X5bSick to fucking death of this absolute shithole of a housemum and sister screaming the fucking house downI'm not having it anymoreneed out
>>224240145foot got trampled by one of horses, hurt like hell but no fractures
Taking out a credit loan for £100. Public liability insurance
>It's ok to take a few drugs in your younger years as part of socialisation and partying, just don't let it become your personality and stop by 27/28
>>224240182they've done that freak good and proper
will have to poo before eating ironically
>>224240129that’s what i did eccies, mdma, lsd the whole lot during 24-26 when partying then just stopped and moved on by 27
>>224240202haha
I imagine lived experience by decade out of ten looks a bit like this:0 to 10 - 6/1010 and teens - 8/1020s - 9/1030s - 6/1040s - 5/1050s - 4/1060s - 6/1070s - 7/1080s - 5/1090s - 3/10100s - just waiting to die
>>224240182currently picturing him sitting in that thread getting beet red in the fact that no one is answering him.
>>224240183>you’re a paedophile
the fajitassizzlin
>>224240183Damn. What's this from?
>>224240239>20s - 9/10if this is true im killing myself TONIGHT
>>224240129wow im glad i still have a year left
>>224240120notice you're still here
>glassesexcellent>sportsstreaming>viasky sports>early bedtimescored>willydribbling
>>224240183Honestly bizarre
>>224240182Your all spineless laughing at him behind his back
rubbing my green willy
>>willy>Dribbling
>>224240293outrageous lie
>>224240140laughed irl
>>224240140fracking shit roafing
>>224240265Your 20s can be the best time if you make it happenYou're still young, carefree, no kids, friends around, but you can do actual adult things. You can be treated as an adult but get the benefit of doubt that youth often affords. You're no longer young and fresh in the world and confident, you may be making a bit of money for the first time in your life and building your career. It's an incredible time of progress and party. A heady mix of the old and new but only the good bits. I miss it.
ffs don't start a war with /deutsch/
>>224240322yeah nice one im 29 so thanks for letting me know all that now
theoretically how would you go about somehow sending the irl bradley walsh a zip file or something with wacky brad images? wonder what he’d think
>>224240334They'll do nothing
>>224240334frogspammers had it coming
How would a man such as myself get 1 thousand pounds in cash out of my bank account before tomorrow evening?
>>224240334mousey alone would destroy them all
Is it retarded to think that there is a non-zero chance there will be massive social unrest in Germany in the 21st century?Not a civil war, but serious enough to disrupt Germany politically
>>224240355cash machine
>>224240355just withdraw it mate. you do have at least a grand in your account right?
>>224240340he'd make this face
norm macdonald has no business being dead
rorke putting de lime in de coconut, and you'll never guess what he does next
>>224240384more like this face i reckon
>>224240334we battered them in 1918 1945 and 19662026 we're making it a quad
omg
>>224240334I went in there and they legitimately do just spam frogs all day
>>2242404075/10
>>224240407joke doesn't really work though since he didn't kill himself
>>224240388tell him. you won't
>>224240407i’m pregnant with laughter and stonetoss is the father
>>224240417one of these is Brazilian. you'll never guess which one
>>224240407red flower
>>224240404"We" -- erm, I think it was the extended Anglosphere really but okay sure.
>>224240376Has a limit of 300 a day unfortunately and is the same if I go in person to the branch>>224240377See above and yeah I have a billion
I've done nothing
>>224240407is this actually real, doesnt even make fucking sense and frankenfurter isnt even a fucking tranny hes a just a crossdresser
>>224240417source
>>224240443well it certainly wasn't France
>>224240443no it was actually just my grandad and a few people he knew
>>224240466heemed that frog eating cunt
So sad. Used to love watching Beadle's About when I was a kid.
I'm 34 but look 17
/deutsch/ even have their own version of Rorke wtf what is going on
rorke aged 28 sat in his high chair at the dinner table getting spaghetti all over his face
rorke might be right actually, late 20s people nowadays look way younger than even 2 decades ago
>>224240426And he was a transvestite not a normal 2026 tranny
>>224240491s
Rorke mishandling his chopsticks and dropping a dim sung
>>224240484Lucky
Törke ist ein buffoon wo lissen Coldplayen
>>224240491rorkes mechanic cousin torke
Rorke taking an Easyjet flight to visit his cousin Torke in Berlin
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYRORKEVERSUSSSSSSSSSSTORKE!
>>224240491This is like when Homer saw Mr. Sparkle
He defended Serbs against muslims is what he did! He was a brave Serb warrior, and in this house Ratko Mladic is a hero, end of story!
Törke's poopenfarten
>>224240491i think they actually do but its like a a real name, they have one for leftypol too. forgot what they are though
Rorke disappointed upon receiving a sauceless marinated chicken starter dish after selecting "chicken tikka" on UberEats. Knowing now why it was cheaper, he feels foolish for bragging about the low cost to his family.
Froschausgabe
>>224240567he played for Real Madrid in the 2010s didnt he?
>>224240564squauai
>exercise left to the viewer
squauai
>>224240593Fireworks going off outside (pure daylight)Dog in the neighbour's flat going fucking ballistic
They should call it coffeine not caffeine as it is found in coffee
heroin and mythbusters kind of night
>>224240655but you find coffee in a cafe
>>224240655no they shouldn't. shut up
can't imagine the type of processed slop they call "coffee" in the UK, just thinking about it shivers me timbers
>>224240664love the one where they launch the car down a rocket sled at 9999999999999999999999mph and split it in half against a snowplow
>>224240684We get good coffee here ok it's the same as everywhere else and yes some of it is even Brazilian
And the HK gfs BORIS??
>>224240669You find it in supermarkets and in Africa as well>>224240670They should actually and in my mind I'm right so don't even bother
>>224240712nah. wrong
>>224240684you’re not a real brazillian. everyone in latam knows all the good stuff is exported to the first world
>>224240723You're wrong
rorkes nan breastfeeding him on the bus
>>224240740I accept your concession.
>>224240451Are you sure? If you go into branch with ID and explain they'll do anything for you.
>>224240738no it's not lol
>>224240745Bitty
just saw a concession being accepted which means that lad won the argument
Tell you who has the worst fame-to-decent-tunage ratio in music historyBruce Springsteen
>>224240745My nan is fit and I wish she'd let me suck her titties
Rorke trying to wipe the stickiness off his hands but only getting it smeared further
>>224240762Anything?
>>224240782Bob Dylan for me. The most overrated artiste in history. Awful, awful songs and an awful voice.
But epinephrine onlineBuy ephedra online
>>224240783nigga
>>224240787out, out damned poo!
>>224240806Yes this is what most bank robbers fail to realise, if you just provide ID they'll hand over all the cash.
Need Halfords gf
groovy baby
>>224240816big bugsbiggest bug everprehistoric giant bugs
Ok AI write a script for a magnetic motor controlled dildo to run on someone with their bum up in the air on rohypnol for maximum enjoyment of the motor
How does it feel?,Tell me how does it feel?,When you're all home alone?,When your names Diego?,When you've oof madooooooned
>>224240684dont know how it is in brazil but here you pay first world prices for groceries and they're of terrible quality, full of aggregated sugars that make kids obese, milk literally tastes like water.
>>224240834she's tuning rorke's bike
>>224240764most of it is https://pre.efe.com/economia/2024-01-31/cafes-especiales-el-as-bajo-la-manga-para-afrontar-la-crisis-del-sector-en-latinoamerica/and you can’t afford the high quality coffee that stays
>>224240850big bugsbiggest bug everprehistoric giant bugs
One thing I've noticed is every time I've visited a nationally relevant park or national trust site, large country house or palace (Chatsworth, Blenheim etc) is that these places remain the only attractions or concessions in the UK that are staffed by white british teenagers.
Feed and breed instinct with my vegan aunt
nigga was 84 why are folks surprised he died
>>224240888Coincidence
leftypol when he isn't allowed in the women's restroom
What if Serbs walked among us?
>>224240903bizarre
>>224240888Thanks for the tip
>>224240910
>>224240873and they process it to high heaven to feed it to the cattle all the same
>>224240947You like that image don't you?
>>224240947Why did they build the world in the matrix to be full of toil and dredge and not make it an uber luxurious heaven when they just could have and perhaps none of it would have ever happened?
I am goy cattle
Shagging my dad
>>224240910facebook comment section banter
So it has rained in surrounding towns to me but no rain here. Absolutely fucking bollocks. There has been rain forecasted here repeatedly and nothing more than a drizzle.
>>224240782>>224240809neither comes close to taylor swift
>>224240948what do you mean you spastic? coffee is just beans
>>224240986Hi lol
glad almost everyone from home alone 2 is dead hope mcaulay culkin dies soon too
>>224241007this nga a frog
>>224241007I wanna know,Have you ever seen the rain? :)
Crack is just a solid form of cocaine. It’s literally the same drug just in different form.
beer time soonoff toil you see
>>224241036Yeah and coca cola is the liquid form
do you have any talents?
Talking to sexy women about the weather
not to be confused with regular cocaine which is famously a liquid
>little sister is 16>apparently on the trains 15 and under travel free>she waddled on and ticket man comes by>asks for her date of birth>she goes one year in the past instead of the future because she thought going down by 1 year meant going down by 1 year in your date of birth>£150 fineshe's such a stupid cunt
>>224241052I'm the world's biggest incel
>>224241069Cor
Business idea: cocaine gas
>>224241069would be legal for a 56 year old man to have sex with her
Love this duo
>>224241101Get it in me arse x
hard sex with anons bratty sister
>>224240979Architect: The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect; it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature.
a freaking packet yo
crazy how a woman can admit to killing her 3 kids and other women see her as a heroneed doc brown to invent the time machine already so i can go back and prevent them from being allowed to vote
ok dude
>>224241139ok
>>224240979did you not watch the moviethey explain it multiple times
>>224241148Sexo
still wondering if all yanks are like this or its just the ones in brit
>>224241139what are you talking about man
Series of bizarre posts just then
>>224241175yank posters in /cum/ are much better only extremely mentally retarded americans come to /brit/
>>224241153didn't ask about your mum's hobbies
crazy how a nurse can murder numerous infants and women will say she's innocent
doing a jacket potato experiment half have no oil
any cool movies coming out?
St. Dolly PartonHurry up Leo. you're a yank you should understand this
>>224241200you tailor the posts for the audience, and most of you need to be locked awayi like how everyone just ignores how absolute dogshit 90% of posts under brit flags are, how almost all schizos and fagposters are brit retards from /brit/feel american derangement syndrome
>>224241225>>224241225
yank melty
>>224241126I said that first. The architect stole my line.
