Eating with your hands edition
sex with lucia
had no idea there were so many gamespot critics in here wow
i'm gonna jasonmaxx
Pleasure-reward seeking behaviour rn
>>224246102its a gharial, not a croc nor an alligatorall crocodilians thoughbeit
in McDonald's
Ethiopia what are your thoughts on Coco?
i feel like this everywhere i go
omg bro jason is literally me bro
>>224246159bizarre lie
>>224246173vibe
>gamespot criticsliterally just some regular bloke who plays video games lmfao
>>224246178
>>224246171Gauff?
>>224246173that distressed tee is nice
Today the sky is pink, or brighter pink with my lights off, and has a bit of grey mixed in
>>224246173hes using his aura to levitate that blonde bunny
>>224246173this is how blackcels will feel playing gta vi
all this other stuff actually looks funfuck that boring mission shite was mind numbing
>>224246173This looks like a school leavers party. Look at the signed shirts. Why is he there?!
>>224246195D-do they hate dogs?
>in McDonald's
SABBY C CONFIRMED IN GTA 6
my arse suddenly feels sore. i did a poo this morning but have had no other arse action todayhope its not arse cancer
Only play one videogame a year these days myself. The current one is FF6 (technically I started it last year)
https://youtu.be/INGJ-_j2XH8bit drunk and crine x
>>224246195
>>224246243only one game but FF is at least 50 extra virgin points im afraid
>>224246142ffs they are going to turn costa del crime into fucking bradistan
>>224246220he looks school age
>thought broadcasting >Thought insertion>Thought withdrawal Imagine if you could just fuck with schziophrenics in a relationship gaslighting them and keeping them in a dark room
costa del rorke
>>224246272They're all the same to me. Just pixels
>>224246278He's either 18 or 40
>>224246264This music sucks
>>224246311runt x
Trailer was alright
wow that was good x
>>224246334Sex sex
sassy vagueposting x
>>224242755always interesting when you spot cloggers in the wild
>>224246236unironically get mild stabbing pain in my bum sometimes, apparently it's hormones causing a muscle cramp
>>224246334Lucia's bum is huge
>>224246371they're just pixels mate x
Hormones from the liver
>>224246391sexy ones
lets all pretend gta didnt look good
the bit with the skydiving looked insane vice city is huge
>>224246326Just gave it a proper listen and it's a really contrived composition. Just awful. Certainly shouldn't move you to tears.
>>224246398ok
>rorke im going out with leftypol tonight, do you think he will like this dress? its red like his politics
>>224246396it looks like a gta game and that makes me fucking furious
>>224246412She's fit
hm yes. shallow and pedantic
Big fan of shield bugs and grasshoppers
>>224246345>>224246412Her wombMixed race babyDestiny
>>224246412I'm a vampire bitch I'll suck your blooood
could not give a fuck about the new gta
i like the bit where lucia gets thrown down the stairs :)
Right so she isn't fit then and saying that's shallow
leftypol wears the skirt in his relationship
>>224246412>>224246345advertising/begging an onlyfans whore that you're being paid minimum wage to spam on social media is it
>>224246462cared enough to reply
leftypol simply cannot be attractive to women
we don't care that you are watching a video game trailerwe are not your 'twitch chat'fuck off
so gta has dead eye now?
>>224246412Look at those timmy blockers
did anyone else catch lucia's cunty boots in the corporate HQ mission
hey twitch chat
gta? more like gtGAY
>>224246444advertising/begging an onlyfans whore to get BLACKED that you're being paid minimum wage by BlackRock to spam on social media is it
>Look at those timmy blockers
>>224246492sc
It's an AI photo of an Anglo-Irish woman
gta vi feels a bit like sniper elite with the dead eye and slow mo kill cams
Didn't know how many gay spot critics were on here
>>224246490allow it unc
>>224246486correct, just not enough to play it or watch trailers
all talking about computer games are we like a bunch of spotty nerds? grow up
>>224246519replied to yourself award
Poplars and cypresses are the best trees, really.
imagine the smell in their bedroom when he's hammering away at sam smiths shitty bumhole gays truly are disgusting
I need Lucia in my life fr
>>224246513Keep posting about dog rape TimmyWe all know you’re never getting a real womanCronem got them all on lock x
>noooooooo you're not allowed to play video games!!!! you have to only talk about poo bradley and alysiapops !!!!
right welly
>>224246539nothing nerdy about loving donkey kong, mario kart and pokemon mate
>>224246549>>224246546two excellent posts back to back, good work
>>224246549forgot pic
>>224246366ah fuck i hate getting crampsits fucking feminine sometimes it hits my leg when im in bed and i have to get up and shake it off like a lunatic the hormones thing makes sense thoughi spent most of yesterday goon wanking
crine xhttps://youtu.be/-a3luS8Q28o
>>224246571famously the only 3 game series ever
>>224246558Women fuck/rape dogs lol
TRVKE>>224245560
Jesus Christ it looks like an obvious fucking 10/10. Can’t wait to play this shit lmao November can’t come soon enough.Easily the best game of this generation so far.
>>224246580derr 21st century Brit
>>224246602grim
Jet Set WillyNow THAT was a game
>>224246587Press it down on a cold hard flat surface
Women get raped by their dogs >>22424626Trvth
>>224246608Enough about my arse
Forgot the GTA thing was on and didn't watch it. Has it got vice city in it?
>>224246602would deligh in smashing his funko pop collection then bashing his head into a pulp
>>224246599don't be fucking stupid there are loads of others. mong.
>>224246630Can't rape the willing as the old saying goes
>>224246602Ikea boy
>>224246638yeah x
>>224246622spoiler that hog
>>224246638no, it was just 20 minutes of very generic gta gameplay with nothing innovative or original
ok gta does look very good I have to admit
>>224246608underpaid indians made that game, therefore gta and video games in general are used to extract resources from the third world
She fucks dogs
i switched it off after a few minutessorry that storyline was simply not compelling at all
booked an appointment at the recycling centre x
Get leg and arm cramps when I eat too much salty foodLectrolytes innit
>>224246680>N
thank Christ I’m a young 22 year old baby so I can actually enjoy gta 6 without looking like a faggot. Feel bad for all the uncs
>>224246680so does your mum
Rangeban mousenonce
>>224246681>storylinedon't you just drive cars and shoot people?
>>224246526Always felt that it just breaks the immersion. I'll take my violence in real time thank you very much.*Turns around, bends over and looks back at you*
>>224246688the one by the docks?might see you there aha x
>>224246697*rests my hand on your thigh*
>>224246710Your mum fucks dogs too
>my hobbies? erm well i sit in my smeggy incel chair and stare at pixels on a screen for 30 hours every week whilst pressing buttons on a desk
> i switched it off after a few minutesSure you did mate
GTA 6 is going to ruin working from home
>>224246734no just yours. she mindbroke you from the abuse, then carried on shagging dogs lol
>>224246738and what are you doing just now?
>>224246748there it shall remain
>>224246730um no it's the one by the petrol station
>>224246738and so the melty continues
>>224246769chatting with my only friends in the world
I accept your concession you poor victim (your mum got BLACKED and you want to get BLACKED too)
>>224246798melty
>>224246775switching my booking now :)
they cookin rorke in the comments ToT
>>22424677310 minutes is more than a few more like several minutes
>>224246294
There are 84 days until November 19, 2026
just sucked off a fag
>>224246769Smoking Wanking Watching harry potterPosting on 4chan Electric dog collar rigged up to a raspberry pi
>>224246815Nigga you can't do maths
>>224246818he absolutely cannot have that
>>224246821hmm will probably post on /brit/ and masturbate to pass the time most likely
>>2242468213 paydays away for goycattle lumpenproles like me
>>224246769waiting for mummy to get home from work and make me dinner
1 drop from rockstar and cyberleek is completely forgottenit's almost like all they had to do was show us the game. what were they scared if? people getting put off? it's already a guaranteed infinity billion dollars
Buying cheap Chinese usb wall adapters to plug them in and shock my thighs with to jiggle and wobble my erection, when I get one (hence the wanking machine)
>>224246629I dont think i have any cold hard surfacesuggest me some please
just realised I don’t have a console so I’ll have to buy one of those
>>224246854nigga it's quarter to nine how are you not starving
room smells of oily gooch
Making shitcoins just to burn 1 trillion of them to more like burn a hole in the ozone layer
nothing hits like a finally moved out incel flat living room wank on the big telly
(8) heard u want your katy backnuh uh, you can’t have dat x (8)
>>224246869the side of a glacier
autumn gf: forma baddiedem
>>224246908Scobes x
>30 fpsdo consolefags really?
>>224246908>>224246881>>224246532This is why you're not welcome here
Tried to get a game tester job at rockstar years ago but sadly never heard back
>>224246587i get charlie horses in my calves all the time, probably need to eat more potassium. bum pain shouldn't last
>>224246942They tested your game and found you had none niggaaaaaa
>>224246602gross
I would happily pay £500 for gta after watching that
>>224246979sent that niggaaaaaa flying
netflix had a deal for 26 seconds of footage ?
my knobulator is out
>>224246912dont think we have onemaybe Pendle hill
>>224246602weird how hairy and soft he looks at the same time
experiencing mental health
/brit/ anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r-bWx3WZfQ
>>224247020Isn't it 25 seconds 3 times with different footage
Right well, I suppose I should watch it later so I can banter the lad at work and herself tomorrow about it
>>224247048You'll be okay x
>>224246957its not gotten any better yetstill soreshould i have a wank?
>>224247085bizarre lie
wait it's not even a game that's been released, all this is for a netflix trailer?
>>224246264for me it's xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQkHTPV_C8
>>224246907big telly wanks were my downfall, once you have your own private porn cinema there's no coming back
wish i could afford an incelflat
some of the scenes could genuinely have been one of the ai slop gta ‘leaks’ from the last few years
>>224247032Going to get mine out and wave it around in a bit
>>224247110Its going to be the biggest grossing piece of media in human history
you bloody well can
>>224245608She fucks dogs
toillass is unmarried but in a relationship and has a kid. so ive begun to work my magic
>>224247157no i cant its expensive here £800 for a room in an HMO living with 5 nigerians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKVlZ1izfM Pond life on YT I love it ok
>>224247089idk maybe it's bum worms then. when i get the stabbing pain it only lasts a few seconds. maybe have some tylenol? don't really like to think about any of you wanking tbqh
>>224247138just downgrade your area
>>224247118this was the version I was looking but had forgotten the name of the performer. top comment Wended up in the right place x
>>224246602Me in 20 years.
do you reckon stomp clap lads just woke up one day and realised no one was stomping and clapping anymore and realised they'd have to reinvent themselves or did they decide to keep stomping and clapping regardless like old man teddy boys in the 90s
>>224247178I'm not sure this is a good idea anon
>>224247154maybe the grossest, yeah
>>224247247how so
>>224247188That's ludicrous
Is this a good phone wallpaper? Do you have the original file if it is?
Sir Filip Hrgovic vs Sir Moses Itauma
>>224247178as someone who was also trying to get with a toilfu who wasn't single I highly recommend not continuing, it only leads to disappointment
Sir Mentally Ill
>>224247262idk i thought i was being clever
>>224247267I found out moses is half slovakian
>No horse required for this work. But I got one What did she mean by that
>>224247283i cant be disappointed. i'm not doing it for me. i'm doing it to destroy a family
>>224246100Lucia Love is so fucking fit
could come move in with me
*stomps**claps**adjusts my flat cap*
>>224247238I was a kid back then, so maybe im wrong, but i always got the vibe stomp clap hey music wasn't organic at all, but rather shilled by boomer corporates as a way to appeal to the broadest possible crowd, hence why it was so forgettable, and innofensive.
>>224247300No horse would even look twice at you.
they need to put children NPCs in gta and let us to school shootings. otherwise they're woke
>>224246173same guy?
>>224247320And then feed her 12 eggs from a bowl in the morning after
>>224247266Stream uma
HEY
if I go to Miami could I get a girlfriend like lucia
>>224246173this is the dad bod those girls want tbf and he has the stance and fashion to make it work
>>224247345wish i were her
one of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
This is an SOS from the int thread known as Brit. The only survivors were rorke who was attempting to save the white race and a life form evolved from the creature known as mousenonce and an ai imitation of his arch nemesis, leftypol
>>224247369*rubs your thigh*Are you into older guys?
>>224247394tuneage
>>224246195>picking up loose wet food with your fingers is the same as holding dry solid foodthis is why we cannot live together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6dzwQahOMrorke...is kira?
>>224247333:(((((
>>224247406technically the loose food would need to be held more closely tbf
>>224246220pubs are open to everyone
your looksmatched zoomer gf as requested, sir
>>224247399No sorry I’m into women
does anyone know how wanking works in prison
ladswatched that fucking film - The World's Endit was actually fucking goodwhy the fuck is Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz shown on ITV2 basically every fucking weekend but not The World's End? put off watching it for so fucking long cause I reckoned it was a Godfather III type sitch but not at all.
had some fish and rice earlier but I'm still quite hungry
Is there 4chan legislation that specifically prohibits the posting of cute mice? And if so, could you be so kind as to point me toward the written legislation? Thanks.
>>224247450wrong board you stupid cunt
30 degrees and quite humid here I'm not used to this humidity normally we only have dry heat... how can you stand this?
>>224247449No but I know how shitting works if you have a shared cell you aren’t allowed to shit in your cell toilet
>>224247449Are you "8 months in prison" lad?
>>224247450Um mate sorry to tell you but actually it's shit.
>>224247449typically you borrow a phone from someone at an inflated cost and cover your observation panel so the screws can't see what you're up to
>>224247450rubbish
>>224247394alright Papa Roach
>>224247467where do you shit then, are there shared ones?
almost time for just dance cardio
>>224247464>british film>starring a 100% white british cast>film is about a british pub crawluh......you'd rather talk about orange man or summat lad?looks like you're the one in the wrong place
>>224247487you do it in the shower
https://youtube.com/shorts/jPu93Y0C9nQ?is=PvrXPavFWM56kSQZGold ship is fit again
>>224247487There’s communal toilets like showers
>>224247450It is a good film. I think it's a bit rougher around the edges and that's why they don't show it. Love Paul though that's a great film too, those two are brilliant together.
>>224247487out the window
>>224247450because those 2 are good and that one is not
>>224247267EZ itauma win in 3 rounds
>>224247512don't think prisons have open windows m8
>>224247450I need to rewatch it but I always felt like they thought their audience had grown up with them and didn't realise most of us are still Ed's and Shauns.
>>224247466This is what our summers are like and it's fucking horrible. Today and yesterday were 24 degress with high humidity and I was drenched in sweat after a dog walk. It's oppressive.
>>224247482You don’t borrow anything of anyone. Playing with fire if you do
>>224247529through the bars in the window
>>224247360LISTENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55sOvmHOvs
alri
>>224247449you do it in the showers because there's no cameras and cleanup is easy
>>224247560hey mate
>>224247508read yesterday that they met cause Nick Frost and Simon Pegg's then gf were working together at a Mexican restaurantFrosty wanted to shag her, she's like "I've got a gf fatty", she introduces her to her bf, Nick Frost later recollected "I learned that he was the real prize" and then they bonded over some star trek chewbacca impressionvgh if only it was that easy to make friends irl
just got home from toil
fuck that cyberleek dickhead
LATINA BOOTY!!
>>224247560wg1
>>224247571
I'm suppose you'll have to adopt air conditioning soonI've been sitting here in the car with the ac on so it was alright but then I turned it off and rolled down the window to have a ciggie and it feels like a sauna
>>224247608neh this was meant for >>224247540
>>224247568Womp womp
>>224247591he's based
hate this house SOS get me out of this shithole ASAP
>>224247544just a few caps, double bubble
>>224246956I thought chinese people have small eyes
>>224247591whydont see how it impacts you
>>224247575>vgh if only it was that easy to make friends irlWell he was basically a fat incel freak who got rejected and told her chad boyfriend. Sounds easy enough to me.
>>224247606jameiyacan man don eat de poom poom >>224247608it's really bad outside, it was 37 today but felt like 40
>>224247655After watching that Netflix thing I am ready to defend rockstar games with my life
>>224247450silly sausage britain slop
>>224247638what's wrong mate?
>>224247608I already have one. Had it 2 years now. Takes the edge off on bad days. People seethe and say "you only use it a few days" and it's partially true. A few weeks of use a year but those days I can actually enjoy too, not just swelter and suffer like a goy.
>>224247675are you indian by any chance
https://youtube.com/shorts/b0nxMyuVjr4?is=J6oAhflSisB06tecHertz UK | get tail-wagging perks
>>224246450haha poo scream, there it is!
>>224247687Pure white (Albanian)
rorkestar
>>224247638Mousenonce: *unintelligible nonsense*Ai leftypol: actually rorke, the real problem here is you
>>224247690Stop advertising you shit
woulde rim lucias arse for like 7 hours without stopping to eat or drink or piss or anything
>>224247729Off topic mate, janny won’t like it
>>224247729In game or real life
Lucia's massive fucking ARSE
walk like a goy
>>224247729the first person to cplete the game will be a woman because all men's game time will be interrupted by a thousand wanks
Are you Celtic?
Why is nobody posting screenies from the GTA thing? You're all just babbling mindlessly about it
Look What Your Love Has Done To Me
i'd rim rorke and take one for the team
Where can I watch it?
>>224247756Very true
>>224247789>>224247789>>224247789
jew + goy = joy+
>>224247666myan be straiyt, no sissy ting ya here
>>224247797fucking kill yourself
>>224247591Videogames should be free.
