dasha edish
And oh, what will I be believingAnd who will connect me with love?Wonder who, wonder who, wonder whenHave you sought fortune, evasive and shy?Drink to the men who protect you and IDrink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass highIt's not the side effects of the cocaineI'm thinking that it must be loveIt's too late to be gratefulIt's too late to be late againIt's too late to be hatefulThe European canon is near
my life a gay porn
just orally raped a bottle of pepsi max
>>224251495his life a gay poooOooOoorn
This little light of mineI'm gonna let it shine
>>224251511mirin the dreamer bulk
here lies /brit/
>>224251519not allowed
*stares at you silently*
mad how goycattle decide that instead of trying hard in school they'll just doss about and then spend 50 years toiling at low wage jobs and being miserable screaming
Let it shine let it shine let it shineeee. Rorke singing this after being invited to the black church by the chocolate seductress he was chatting to at the bar
>>224251484you really love this man whore
Problem with the Israel question is that Muslims don’t actually give a shit about Palestine. It’s all just fake. You didn’t see this kind of uproar about literally any other wars. They literally only care about other Muslims and they demand you care too, which, sorry to say, is just not fucking happening.
>>224251567ok
>>224251548trying hard in school means fuck all
>>224251548They all get on goypills to suffer their gay goy lives
>>224251548it is honestly a bit ridiculous that your entire life is basically limited by the person you are in your early 20s
>>224251567>Muslims don’t actually give a shit about Palestinethen why did every shia nation (Iran, Lebanon, Houthis) bomb Israel in response?it's Sunnis who don't give a fuck and just want to buy oil from America and eat cheeseburgers and rape their sex slaves
>>224251484Disgusting filth.
me mum died in the sharty
Wonder if Rorke will make it through the night
>>224251611not really that ridiculous is ityour twenties are your prime years and if you don't make the most of them then it's over
dolly partontim curryratko mladicit's been a tough week ffs
>>224251484Leftypol sees this as progress.
why did the Israeli cross the road? to break in the house on the other side and claim it's his property now and then bulldoze all the plants in the garden because uhh it was promised to him by yahweh 3000 years ago o algo
Might buy a tablet. I don't need one. Don't really want one. But I also don't have one. Cheeky klarna tablet purchase for the sake of it. Basically free.
our zarah has been quiet lately :/
>>224251640eyore and the japanese dot artist too
>>224251665find god
>>224251665get the gay porn on two screens is it lad
If a British man works really hard in school he can grow up to be an engineer or doctor making $20 an hour Or he can be born Chad and get a $150k do-nothing finance job in London
i dont care about famous strangers dying if im honest with you
>>224251665think this was what fight club was about
>>22425166550p for a pack of paracetamolDont need klarna for that
>>224251634>your twenties are your prime yearsbecause of this arbitrary system we've createdobviously no one's going to stop you from taking several years in between secondary school and uni to work, travel, grow up etc. but going through uni when you're several years older than everyone else is likely a humiliation ritual
spent my 20s inside, bed bound, in crippling pain
>>224251690posh cunt
Mad how no matter what time you clock in on here someone will be making a post that exhibits how retarded and utterly dysfunctional this general is
>>224251711functions on my end
>>224251711the autistic mongs are here 24/7 this is their entire life
>>224251723ktim
>>224251640>ratko mladicdo you really think this guy is based loljust going to remind you european muslims exist there
idiot yank showing how fucking dumb it is again by not getting any level of humour
>>224251640No way this is the first time I'm hearing of Mladic dying he should of went out like Slobodan Praljak
>>224251723Nothing wrong with being here a lot but fuck me you’d think they’d have something else to post about other than terrible, depressing anecdotes
>>224251719Based thread checker
>>224251692even going straight into uni after secondary school and graduating at 21 is fucked because you have no work experience and no one gives a fuck about you
say what you will about Gaddafi, but under his rule Libya was a peaceful, secular, socialist, middle income nation, with no immigrants coming into Europe. so what if they didn't have fair elections and he kept sexy big boobed women as bodyguards? so what if he occasionally made a funny rant at the UN?thanks to obama's idiotic bombing campaign, libya is now a third world hellhole, a warzone, many parts controlled by isis, with open air slave markets, public beheadings, and is a port for mass illegal migration into europe.
falling in love in a drug induced fantasy land in my brain
>>224251758do people not work part time in uni there
obamna
do you think cyberpunk will ever be real?what would a cyberpunk Britain look like?
just found out the strokes released a new album a month agoits dogshit
I have received £0.00 from Zionist lobbyists.
i've got an itchybum bum bum bum
These girls got CONFUSED after Clavicular asked if turtles are hypergamous.“What does that mean? Like they eat the fish?”
>>224251794nothe same
>>224251794Britain doesn't have a chance at that. Only certain US cities doAlso I finished watching the GTA gameplay trailer, looks quite good
>>224251794in a way, it will be all of the bad and none of the good.
cyberpunk grimsby
>>224251788No, not really. I didn't and none of my mates did.
Thoughts on Azerbaijani women?
>>224251474Someone say Dasha?
just heard some people having sex (ive never had sex)
the evening read
>>224251843genuinely a resistance fall of man level
Adore my new secret lab gaming chair. It's brilliant. Going to tighten the bolts again tomorrow after it has settled in. £450 well spent in my opinion.
yank reading his children's books
I've spend 100,000s of hours in agonising physical pain, and 0 hours having sex
>>224251711I think the thread quality is good personally.
>>224251870try doing it differently
>>224251869Did you mean children books or are you saying the yank has children and he's reading their books
>>224251887what are children books? books of children?
>>224251887the ladder of course
>>224251903whats up with all these questions, calm down man
>>224251794cyberpunk britain would resemble cyberpunk japan imojapan has this strange blend of old and new, like shinto shrines surrounded by office buildings used by tech companies and temples that sell blessings over the internet. Britain has the same sort of lived-in feel, and its strata of history don't completely go away as it modernizes
>>224251794anal crystals with cordless charging
that yank needs to be put down it's cruel to let it suffer
>>224251869these are next up on my reading list
>>224251909fawklands
>>224251855idc if pratchett is reddit. he's good
i ate a big bowl of pasta less than two hours ago and i'm already fucking hungry againgenuinely hate being alive everythings such a pain in the arse all the time
yank is one letter away from wank
>>2242519332 letters actually
>>224251870whats causing the pain
poo wank poo yank
>>224251932I'm hungry too, try taking venlafaxine
henlo
>>224251946my body is horrifically raped and damaged, my nerves are fucked
>>224251903The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969) to give an example
cockmogs me tbqhwy iykwim
>>224251952go away
>>224251932Stop being a slave to bodily impulses.We seem to have forgotten in modernity that the mind possesses (now latent in mnay people) powers of agency over the body.
ive been cockmogged
>>224251944blud sending letters to his boyfriend like oscar wilde
>>224251958>hungry caterpillar inshallah he finds food
post sex machines
>>224251958of a child? I guess the adult would be the butterfly
>>224251958His greed sickens me.
.
>>224251977
um i don’t remember paying for /brit/ premium
>>224251949>try taking venlafaxinewhy what does it do>>224251961well if i was a slave i would go and eat again but i know i don't need to so i wont. instead i'll just sit here and suffer and seethe about it
I say we ban yanks from the UK until we figure out what the hell is going offI personally will be boycotting all American goods until they change back the name of Lake Ontario
Why did he do it?
>>224251953tube body that doesn't change in width
>>224252002you can only push a caterpillar so far
>>224251996>why what does it dodon't know
>>224251956well sorry to hear that matehow did that happen
new gta aint lookin good mates
>>224252001>until they change back the name of Lake Ontariohuh?
>>224251953jesus, and it's very thick too
>>224252002gardener poster is feeding him to the spiders
Renaming the Department of Defense to Department of War has to be the gayest thing of all time
>>224252002he was American couldnt stop eatinghe got diabetes lost a foot to bd circulation
>>224251980Alright, I see what you've done there, clever, clever. But is it on though that you've done that? I posit that it is not on.
>>224252001>until they change back the name of Lake Ontarioffs just looked this uphe is actually demented isn't hegoing to be bizarre in 2028 without him
idiot yank can't google a thing>>224252034I've done gayer
>>224252046He doesn't leave until 2029.
that trump guy is big on names
>>224251484yikes
i used to have a british friend i wonder if he's here hello joe
>>224252046Why does he even spend any of his time doing this, why is the geopolitical gain here, to mildly troll Canada? Such a busy job I would take a little time to myself instead of doing that especially at that age.>>224252060Biggest guy on names
>>224252034>DefenseFOY
>>224252042:3c
>>224252019I'm not hyped, the characters feel boring
book characters I relate to the most >1. Jesus of Nazareth>2. Judge Holden>3. The King In Yellow>4. The Hungry Caterpillar >5. Gollum>6. Satan>7. Kafka's Cockroach Man>8. Moby Dick (the Whale)>9. Sherlock Holmes >10. Sisyphus
>>224252072hes a mentally unwell puppet with 100 different hands all pulling his strings and the only thing he cares about is money
rorkeguy83
We should have done UBI 40 trillion in debt anyway
without using external tools, tell me: is this picture ai?
>>224252025Trump announced today he's renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.Despite the fact it was called Lake Ontario since before the time of the British colonies even...
>>224252098you never read any of those books, be honest matewhy lie
>>224251880Look at this man posting in the old>>224252081I think it looks good, the characters don't seem to be likable in a certain way despite them being crap in other ways such as the main characters in GTA V though. Hopefully you can also put modest clothing on that latinx Lucia lass so you don't have to see her gaudy body particularly her large buttocks
Mad how the machine doesn't exist for me and it's I that exist for the machine
chainsaw gyaldem
>>224252112project on tard
>>224252111dont know what that has to do with meim not a political person
state https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/
>>224252095>hi i gob ur woober weats ordber me been told to tell u the wabbit ib undercook or summing? idk
>>224252072i think he likes winning elections but doesn't actually like being president at all and he's just doing random stuff to see his die hard fans comment "omg BASED president trump!!!!!!!" on truth social
wonder if they had trannies in the stone ageimagine being a neanderthal tranny
Which one is your favorite
>>224252098really good and funny post got a chuckle out of me
>>224252001why do you care so much about some lake's name
>>224252133>barely any NFwhites won
>>224252150if it doesn't matter then why change it?
>>224252133goycattle actually listen to this dogshit screaming
>>224252150you're seething about it, you tell me
https://x.com/Phi1m0z/status/2092843297593082349the heck, rorke party turned up on my timeline
just replied to my own post complimenting myself
Trump should go ahead and change Great Slave Lake's name too. it's problematic
>>224252178you're actually rattled because you haven't read a book in years and so believe nobody else reads too. its macabre.
>>224252175not making an account to see
>>224252143you should get a lee enfield to go with that springfield
actually so weird interacting wiv chatgpt like for a persistent length of time you get so into it you almost want to talk to it like a real personpropa bogglin' dat wun
>>224251822my arse tenderness/pain from earlier has gone awayi didnt end up having a wank
>>224251474you just know
>>224252200That’s an Arisaka
bit grim when you see very old grandparents with a very young child who they’ll get to spend maybe like 3 years with because their child waited til they were 40 to reproduce
>>224252210yup
>>224252107no mammal has a tail like thatso a.i.
when DJ Trump is replaced by JD Vance we'll see a shift from a schizophrenic, demented, nonsensical, corrupt evil - to a very transparent, straightforward, streamlined, corrupt evil and I don't think I'm mentally prepared for that
ear starting to feel better
some guy who pretends to read keeps replying to mebit weirdcould just spend that time actually reading?
>>224251994corr still never found out who she is afta all deez years
>>224252226>when DJ Trump is replaced by JD Vanceleftypol will win the next election
>>224252157im not the one changing it but i couldnt care less either way>>224252161im not seething at all. you clearly areontario has feather indian origins why would some melt in britain care about it. it's not like it was named after the fucking queen
>Rape and sex offence specialists on all police forces by 2027, PM says
>>224251932get on the wegoyvy
>>224251808yeh dinnae ken how you can be so out of touch wiv reality to make a record wiv autotune like dat combined wiv that album name and cover
>>224252203doesn't happen to me>>224252230nta but did you not get the joke in the original post
dj trump on the deckswub wub wubiand this tune i name, drain the wealth
is it possible to filter yanks on mobile
>>224252226JD Vance isnt winning shit. everyone makes fun of him for being a chubby gimp
>>224252216right well
This young man did something amazing with his penis
he's sucking his own dick for an amazing reason!
jd vance and andy burnham share the same mascara
>>224252115If the story is 80 hrs long their should be some good side characters at least. the more alive world will be nice, better roleplaying opportunities at least>Hopefully you can also put modest clothing on that latinx Lucia lass so you don't have to see her gaudy body particularly her large buttocksher ass is jiggly and fat but I find the pornstar looking office bint fitter. the feistiness of that latina reminds me of my childhood rial aha. I've never been as angry at a person as that wee lass. I don't even remember what she did, just the anger
hes now pretending not to be the guy who keeps replying such a weird fellow
think you have schizophrenia mateyou know who you areagain, not my fault you've never read a bookdon't know why that's sent you into a meltdown
>>224252002He was very hungry
>>224252244i want the job title of rape specialist
>>224252269br>>224252274Did they say it's actually that long?
training to become a rape specialist
>>224252305you have to earn it
me and the person who made the original post should post at the same time to prove we're different people
if i were in nepal i think i''d have had a good shot making it through
>>224252308nope, I just saw something on /v/ I should've clarified. it's likely a shitpost
bună seara my bombaclart wallahi, sut dych chi? yeah mate tiocfaidh ár lá dzięki stary you bhenchod. 無論如何.
hes now replying by not replying cant help himself
you're talking about yourself you freak take your fucking meds
>>224252354>>224252351I'm a third person
>>224252226How is Trump evil?
>>224252314whatbof i were brown
right at exactly 1.37 am we all post. got it? all of us, all at once
it's obvious what he's doing lmao
>>224252371red 1 standing by
he thinks hes 3 people now whats wrong with this guy
wank my arse you filthy slampig
boom
>>224252371
poo
I'm posting! I'm a bit late though! Sorry!
>>224252363
I got the closest to the time. I'm the winner!
do it again tomorrow at the same time
>>224252396face like mr potato
>>224252396looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224252399were all winners here
could go for a quorn sausage sandwich
https://files.catbox.moe/lkolz8.mp4
that's it then, 1.37 am tomorrow we all postclosest to the exact time wins
Lads I require advice.Rumours - Fleetwood MacorDark Side of the MoonIt is a difficult decision. Help please.
>>224252429mould butty
what are you going to wish for if you win? I'm going to wish for a bf
>>224252430You can actually see when he reconsiders what he said
>>224252440I like the tell me lies one by them
>>224252441tasty, could add some fried mushrooms too and go mould on mould
whenever i see those girls with their faces absolutely caked in makeup im like, man how can you be even arsed to sit their painting your face for so long
>>224252449if i tried to say that my voice would crack
>>224252453the jordan peterson special
>>224252455they always want to look their absolute best
>>224252455it's funny when a girl is obsessed with make up or skincare but is also fat. it's like get your priorities straight
>>224252324fuck me whos diss
>>224252455vanity and insecurity
blowin on that indogamecube nintendo
>>224252455worth it to look pretty/fit in and mog other girlies
>>224252476monique gabrielle
>>224252175yes i'm sure they'll solve everything with their marching and remix videos of said marching
>>224252474ikrmaybe put down that tub of haagan daaz that shits not good for your skin
>>224252450I like that one too but its not on Rumours.
Remember when I won that /brit/ competition where we all had to post at 1:37am British time? Whole thread screaming and chanting my name "SPAINFLAG, SPAINFLAG, SPAINFLAG!" ahhhh those were the days...
need a new game to play
>>224252517the excavation of hob's barrow
>>224252517how about shin megami tensei 5: vengeance
>>224252517modded gta san andreas multiplayer pvp
>>224252517esoteric ebb
Hi?
right that's it I'm going to bed, wish me luck I love you brit
>>224252430when you take your alpha male course to heart
>>224252517mafia 2poker night at the inventory
>>224252551also known as america irl
>>224252563Gn
AHH yes, lubricate my sphincter you vile GOY
>>224252430GTA characterTrump renaming the Atlantic Ocean the Ocean of America
>>224252517needy streamer overload
>>224252598Me as the horse
need to take a stool sample thinking what’s the best way to do it Do I try scooping some while it’s coming out or shit onto some folded up toilet paper
kinda funny how different races tend to prefer different types of music it's not a hard rule but there are certain patterns
>>224252598>zapruder film hd
>>224252614whats your peoples music then
>>224252634crackkker pop shite mostly
>>224252158American charts are fraudulent and determined by payola
>>224252610Think you should use an eight of a toilet roll and put it on the floor in your bathroom and shit on that while squatting then using the toilet paper guide it into the cup. Make sure to piss beforehand or you'll piss all over the bathroom doing that. The scoop while you're shitting just seems too risky to me
>>224252598tachyon had it coming
>called Valentine>Is an incelNeed better writers
i love saying goycattle.goys really are cattle.
>>224252663Bravo Kojima
um
>>224252610nigga sending his poo to the lab to get tested lol
>>224252610put a tupperware box in the toilet and poo into that
It's 2AM
it's diego day!
>daaad what are you looking at on your phone
im going to try to be more positive in the future
I'm owed this
