Shut the fuck up. Malingshit

>>224255215
redred

>>224255215
green. i worked hard to get where i am

Yeah I didn't get those that's why red button

Green, my life was pretty shit until I turned 17-18

I guess red

>>224255215
How fucked must have been your childhood to not pick green?

green
hire 10.000 prostitutes and go broke again

>partner
>friends
>career
Haha

If I restart my life, I will make different choices consciously or not. I definitely won't remember every single bad choice I made in my original life and because of that, there's a chance I will do them again, thinking I'm doing the right thing and those choices will lead me to different outcomes, outcomes I can't predict the result, and I'm afraid I'll probably fuck everything up again along the way, making me go back to a similar place where I am now. Or even worse.

I have many regrets, but I'd rather take the safer route.
I'm taking the cash. Green.

>>224255215
red is for losers and losers online don't seem to understand most people aren't like them because they live in an echo chamber of losers

>>224255410
some are saying he's the most based man alive

>>224255215
what partner and friends?

>>224255408
>diagnosed with a learning disability before kindergarten only to skip a grade
>spent 1st grade terrified of everything because I knew I didn't belong
>couldn't make friends, never got invited anywhere
>got bullied in school, staff did nothing
>KHHV now
Red easily.

Red easy, you just have to invest in BTC early and make x100 what the green button gives.
>your partner
rolf

>>224255496
if you're 18-28 picking green might be the correct choice but beyond that it's more and more subjective

My life is a series of what ifs and regrets, easy choice. Don't even give a shit about getting rich from some coin.

>>224255523
Similar for me, but what exactly could you change about that situation as a 10-year-old?

>>224255215
You realize you could make way more than 2 mil by knowing the future, right?

>>224255215
green without a nanosecond of hesitation

>>224255554
Could you really? The moment you start doing stuff with the knowledge of the future that future starts changing, so that ability can be used a few times tops. Sooner or later you alter the events to the point the timeline is nothing like yours and you're back to being as oblivious as ever.

Hypotheticals are so stupid. Literally just a waste of time to fantasize about what choice you'd make in non-existent circumstances. Idiots who engage with hypotheticals in any serious way should be culled.

>>224255215
Red EZ. I have no "partner" because I'm a stone-cold CHUDCEL, my friends I'm confident in redoing since most of them I just happened to sit next to in class, and career is a complete non-factor if I'm going to be stinking rich from crypto and stocks anyways.
>>224255601
Butterfly effect is just a theory, since time travel isn't even real. It's unlikely my paltry couple thousand dollars would change the course of Nvidia, Amazon, or Apple for the worse somehow.

>>224255601
You only need to do it once.

But even if you're a poorfag in your new life, extending your lifespan (at the prime of your physical health) is easily worth more than 2 million dollars.

Greenfags are insane, and they try to paint redchads as the incels. Red gives you MORE LIFE

>>224255601
Mining 1000 BTC with your shitty laptop in 2009 doesn't change them being worth 60k each in 2021.

>>224255410
>Indonesia
And not a single one of them was an adult.

>>224255215
Red very easily
I'm not even that much of a loser, not only will you get to spend more time with loved ones, you could probably make more money than green by diversifying.

>>224255215
You've have to be mentally retarded to pick green

>>224255521

Green

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>>224255215
Red button, and then red button again when I reach the point in my life where I first made the choice. Again and again. I will live forever in the time loop.

>>224255215
I sort of want red because I wouldn't have health problems anymore

>>224255215
Red easily. Nothing has happened in my life since I was ten but I know a lot more about myself and how my mind works so I think I could still make the best of a bad situation.

>>224255215
Considering the existence of crypto and AI, I would pick red and buy 100 btc and NVIDIA stock in 2007.

>>224255920
You have to be a bit silly to take the question seriously to begin with. There are no buttons like that. No choice you can make will give you millions of free money, and no power on this Earth can make you a child again.

>>224255215
Only a fool picks red. Being a 10-year-old with the knowledge and life experience of an adult you're going to be a fucking weird kid and most likely you won't like other kids because you're so different from them. You won't have friends.

There will be a lot of stuff you know and will have to keep to yourself or otherwise people will think you're crazy so talking to people in general becomes difficult. Every time you open your mouth you have to be aware of what it is you're supposed to know at any given time. This will be extremely stressful and taxing to the point that you'll just start avoiding talking to people completely and become a recluse. You will have no life and all the stress and loneliness are likely to push you into mental illness and maybe even killing yourself.

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>>224255215
Red so I can hug my dad again and tell him I love him and how grateful I am for everything he did for me and our family.

>>224255215
Good for Rachel, she had the privilege of a lucky childhood but not all of us won the genetic lottery and getting to have another crack at it but with useful knowledge could at least help lead to an outcome far better than the first time around.
The real existential horror is knowing that there are millions of sheltered middle class people like her who coasted through life, having everything handed to her, and genuinely has no comprehension of lack of opportunity to develop the empathy to be able to understand that there are an equal amount or more people, in her society alone, that had access to none of those privileges growing up.

>>224255272
>i worked hard to get where i am
You worked no harder than those in far worse and far better situations than where you currently are. The myth that effort equals socioeconomic station is a really cancerous meme that needs to die out.

>>224255215
Red, since shitlean state would confiscate most of that money anyway

>pick green
>put all money in crypto and american tech stocks and a big and early polymarket bet on Trump winning in 2016

>>224257633
Good idea, time loops are always fun. Do something different each time and see what happens.

>>224255215
maybe if "rachel" chose red he wouldn't end up cutting his penis off

>>224255215
>go back to 10 years old
>still autistic and ugly
Yeah, just give me the cash

Obviously red :(

>>224258103
Going through your childhood with the mind of an adult would be fucking weird, but I think it is ultimately manageable. So what if people think I am weird and I dont make any friends in elementary-middle school? I am weird and friendless right now and I am hanging in just fine. But in that version atleast I can make a gazillion euros with investments. And you can always make friends later in your life when people stop being kids/teenagers.

Like you make it seem that the fact that you are a time travelling magical sentience is some grand secret, which it admittedly kinda is, but nobody would ever suspect that. Because it is literal magic. At best they just think you have some developmental abnormality in your brain.

I'm not dissatisfied with my life now, but it would be much better if I restarted it. So, red.

>>224255408
>>224255523
>colorblind

>>224258269
>The myth that effort equals socioeconomic station is a really cancerous meme that needs to die out.
It will die with boomers.

>>224258479
How would you bet on Polymarket years before the Polygon blockchain was even created.

>>224255408
Red is the obvious choice, but it would make my daughter disappear from the timeline so I would pick green.

>>224255215
She's right desu, it would be easy to become a trillionaire by simply mining bitcoin into leveraged nvidia calls but I have a great gf i managed to get after years of inceldoom so I'd get 2 millions and still live a good life

>>224255215
yeah I would pick red. I don't have kids nor a partner (had once), and the people I love the most now were already live when I was 10 (mom and brother). It would probably suck the first few years in a way.

>>224260249
You could get more and better girlfriends with the red button, all while living in a mansion.

>>224255215
>restart life at age 10
>save lunch money to bet on Spain winning the world cup
>reacquire 7th grade qt gf
>so on and so on

>>224260438
Literally impossible, she's the one

>>224260447
>betting on something that happened yesterday
are you actually 11 right now?

I would take exercise and muscle building seriously from a young age and become gigachad

>>224260560
Any tips for high school?

>>224260438
Not him
But I wouldn't want to start a family with anyone else but my Love, I would take the two mills and use them to jump start our lives, live on capital gain for the rest of our days and aid our close relatives with part of it.

>>224260557
There could be three if you made the right choice.

>>224260812
You wouldn't get it

>>224255215
Nowadays, green. When I was single and not a father, red.

Red button is horrifying because I know if I pressed it, I'd just play video games and watch youtube 24/7 again.

>>224260249
>>224260646
these "loves" of yours all had other mens cocks in them, likely while also together with you.

>>224260885
Doing that while also being a crypto gorillionaire is the dream

>>224255215
I would pick red obviously, it's the superior choice. Just do the same as last time (meaning nothing) and just buying bitcoin. Seeing people that have died again would be nice too

>>224260920
How often do you think about cocks during your day?

I would fuck large quantities of cunny

>>224261016
you called me gay, but didn't said I was wrong.

>>224261349
I won't entertain your cuck fantasies

>>224260853
Yeah your child would not exist anymore. And he'd never be born. It's erasing your kids.

>>224258103
Being ten with the mind of an adult I'd just be a hellion all day riding around on a motorbike and messing with other children and adults

>>224259838
Just because you have the memories of an adult doesn't mean you have the rights of an adult. If people start thinking there's something wrong with you and you're a kid, they can put you in institutions etc. You're also a complete fool if you think you can make friends later in life if you didn't manage to make any so far. How would you make any friends being even weirder than now? Making "gazillions" of money is completely pointless if you're still an unhappy loser with no life. You might just as well just take the two million and not make yourself even worse off than you are now.

Rachel kinda retarded

>>224255215
Oh yeah my partner my friend's my career

>>224255215
Red
the green button could be 200 million and I would still go red
wouldn't it be fun to live again? that's something money can't buy

>>224262255
What an extremely pessimistic take. Lock me up in an institution? For what? For talking like an adult? Not playing with my choo choo train?

>You're also a complete fool if you think you can make friends later in life

Again. Extremely pessimistic take.

>>224262255
Those 3 kids who murdered another kid and shoved fireworks up his ass are all free lmao. Nobody is getting locked up.