I disrespect the antichrist editionprev >>224280167
Nicholas Prosper
I respect da gabagool doedoze Italianz, eyyy, dey knew wat poahk is foah!
I think I'm getting close to ending it. I will at least give my family one last Christmas then it's over. There is genuinely nothing to live for.
why didnt the emperor of mankind just tell his sons about chaos instead of letting it corrupt half of them and destroying the future of the imperium?
>>224282281ended up in the down syndrome part of youtube
>>224282307>There is genuinely nothing to live for.hello, what are you even talking about?theres gta 6theres avengers doomsdaywhat do you mean theres nothing to live for???
>>224282323
>>224282302What are your thots on Malcolm Todd?
>>224282344well indie doesn't tend to be boaty in general musical precepts
>>224282036https://youtu.be/MpzaHapvSGk
I deleted steam and I am already getting withdrawals
>>224282400Why did you delete it
>>224282400why didnt you just gave it to me instead
saw a bitch today who looked exactly like this
>>224282410I'm addicted to video games and it eats up all my free time.
>>224282421I had this problem and when I stopped playing I would sleep like 15 hours
>>224282421What kind of games are you addicted to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJYD8DtzIF8
>>224282421tell steam to recover the account and then give it tome
I want to trample this brazilian beggar with a horse
>>224282441Mostly online games, Mordhau, tf2, Battlefield, etc. I also used to be really into Dark Souls 3 pvp. The thought of beating an actual player is infinitely more fun that beating a computer.>>224282451I didn't delete the account unfortunately, my brother still uses it.
i still dont know how zendaya is famous
>>224282481ok then if you were ever deleting it just give it to me instead
>>224282481I used to be into dark souls 3 pvp too back in 2016-2017
>>224282490maybe she started at a diddy party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkChi1ckq0
Are you muy caliente?
>>224282507I always hung around Pontiff, elden ring pvp wasn't worth it without the covenants.
Going out with my parents and sister tomorrow
Gooning PvP
Is Steven Spielberg the king of Hollywood directors?
>SAARloos wolfdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74
>>224282541Not anymore.Nolan has usurped him.
>>224282529Yeah that was the place to be I used to grief fight clubs by killing the host, summon a bunch of invaders and play hide and seek, also invading people at archdragon peak
>>224282562Spielberg got more classics though
>>224282562Nolan is overrated. Name one movie he's made that is better than Jurassic Park.
there was a brother and sister in Latvia who had children together and none of their children had any birth defects
>>224282541Didn't his newest movie bomb hard?
>>224282582That's hawt
>>224282580Interstellar is on par with Jurassic Park
>>224282584It made money so no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A70_sRBsQqE
>>224282580Crazy how badly she aged
holy based
>>224282582goshpedo is now moving on to other depraved acts to talk about
>>224282608sa mère
>>224282580Jurassic Park was based on a book though
>vaush
Paul Thomas Anderson is my favourite director right now
>>224282535>>>/tv/222854775
>>224282628Don't leave him alone with your horse
/cum/cord hosts goon duels for free
>>224282632
ai goon battle bros... our day has cum
>>224282591Objectively untrue. Interstellar was extremely pretentious. >>224282621And? Many great movies come from books.
canadians acting like they arent america lite will always and forever be embarrassing and gay
>>224282658Just move to America and get it over with dude
here is a list of my favorite canadianschris jerichorob fordstephen amell
Imagine people just started melting into abominations but then just went about their day and wageslave as pieces of their body transform into sprouting tentacles because they're just poor and will starve if they stopThat would be the real horror. Your house being covered in granny's sprouting tentacles that you have to carefully clean as she screams in agony, and you can't even bitch because literally everyone is dealing with the same thing. A slow apocalypse of several decades as society quietly stops functioning, and everyone is too religious and stubborn to kill themselves or their loved ones
>>224282582the jason-goshcel incest horseshoe theory
Drinking water
Ridley Scott is a pretty good director too if you look at his entire catalogue. Quite a few winners in there.
i wish i had a cold coke to drink right now. it would restore my health points IRL.
my friend is going to be playing games on my computer so i have to hide 4chan like an alcoholic hides his booze from his wife. i can't find the stan kelly comic i'm thinking about right now, but it's that one with the power of attorney lawyer present
Crazy how being HSV free is the exception these days. Forget about the jab, if you have HSV-1 or HSV-2 you are a mudblood in my eyes.
here is a list of my favorite michael jackson asideshee heeshamoneyou know you know you know you know
latina on tinder ghosted me again
Energy drink of choice
>The Canadian city with the highest murder rate is only 6 per 100,000
I deserve this.
>>224282731I'm sure Daddy Snow is sulking over that somewhere in Toronna
I don't like how the government ruins everyone's fun in the name of health and safety
Zoomers don't know how to read an analogue clock.
>>224282649you're comparing a director who makes original movies to a movie that was written by someone else.
>>224282761I do thougheverbiet, I remember that's all we had back in school. Althougheverbiet, the last time I had to read one was 2024.
They always say that Siberians crossed over into Alaska and became the Eskimos and the Native Americans and all that. But what if actually they didn't go east, but rather they sailed north from Russia's northern coast across the Arctic ocean and the North Pole and landed in Canada and Greenland
>>224282760if you pay for healthcare then you need to make sure people are healthy
>>224282761I vividly remember learning how to do exactly that in kindergarten and I'm 22. fuck u mean bitch nigga
I only recommend watching good movies. Your good movie recommendation today is "The Science of Sleep", a romantic comedy movie about a shy young man who falls in love with his neighbour, and his imagination takes over and blurs reality and dream together.
>>224282775I use a (digital) analogue clock on my outside screen's home screen (I've got one of those flip phones). I figure I can't possibly let myself lose the ability to read a clock. If I wake up one day and I can't read a clock I'll know smth is wrong.
>>224282769I'm comparing directors who work with various people to write their screenplays, including Nolan who has only written a handful of his own films. If we keep moving goalposts there's no point in arguing about this on the internet.All of that being said, it still doesn't change the fact that Jurassic Park is better than anything Nolan has ever made.
>>224282797You clock says 8:17. >I've got one of those flip phones Same, I genuinely felt like one of those lobotomized retards when I had an iPhone. Unfortunately I am still addicted to the internet on my home computer.
the club can't even handle me right now
>>224282795sounds very cringe and gay
Currently listening to https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0n3pXix5Ok
Business idea: cigarettes that make you healthy
>>224282828Right up your alley then!
>>224282820Based fellow Samsung Z Flip owner.
>>224282826more like the gay club kek
>>224282834they’re called american spirits
>>224282841yeah the gay club can't handle how straight i am
I have a razr flip my next phone will be a samsung flip doe
>>224282836sent me flying I suppose
>>224282843They don't make you healthy
>>224282807yes it's just a movie based on an already successful book shouldn't be compared to original screenplays or stuff written by other writers.
>>224282649>Interstellar >pretentious Fucking how?It was a basic sci fi blockbuster with a bit more emotion and drama. If you want a pretentious Nolan flick then watch Tenet
>>224282851>>224282839Is this by choice or due to poverty?
>>224282833jason listens to this at least twice a week https://youtu.be/OKCd83Dwg9Q
>>224282865Dude it costs as much as a used car.
I actually agree that Jurassic Park is better than any Nolan film, but I'll defend Interstellar since I saw it in IMAX when it first came out and it blew my mind unlike any movie I'd ever seen, it doesn't hit the same on a TV
>>224282865My razr phone was $500 nigga I'm not talking about the poverty flip phones for old people
>>224282855only fat & nitrates make you healthy! OH!
>>224282868I don't give a fuck about Jason is he your boyfriend?
>>224282862They imply an extremely complex time conundrum but never properly explain it. They gloss over it and just assume the audience will accept the premise that somehow he was able to reach out through time via a fucking bookcase. It was almost as bad as the ending of A Space Odyssey.
>>224282879Mine was $2000 CAD. Financed at 0% however.
>>224282879>>224282874>touchscreen phone that is also a flip phone>worst of both worldspor que
>>224282888Oh you hate A Space Odyssey too, I can disregard your opinion entirely.>everything in a movie has to be le explained!!!You're the reason studios are forcing writers to make their movies dumber every year. Me personally I like when a movie stimulates my imagination
>>224282894I love that blue >>224282904I like how compact it is
>>224282855yes they do they’re organic
>>224282911I have the black one. That was the only colour they had in 512gigs.
>>224282910I don't hate it, I enjoy it. But the ending was objectively bad, even Kubrick wasn't happy with it over time. >I don't have to make anything make sense>if the audience doesn't get it they're a dumb goy>I'm not here to spoonfed some caveman! >my movie is art!Hence my original comment about Interstellar being pretentious. I never even said it was a BAD movie. It wasn't, it was decent. Two things can be true at the same time.
>>224282924Okay I'll stop here I still love Jurassic Park too <3
>>224282920The black one looks sleek
the rules don't apply to me
We live in a post-hope world.
I made a funny post and no one replied with lol
>>224282912That doesn't make them healthy
2001: A Space Odyssey the book >>> the film 100%.>>224282910>>everything in a movie has to be le explained!!!You don't understand the appeal behind science-fiction. You're just an artsy pseud, which is alright, but I'm telling you you're approaching it wrong.
got raped?
>>224282948Sorry I was pooping
Damn I'm getting fat
>>224282948pedo jokes aren't funny
>>224282955Not your fault, it wasn't in this thread
The lymph node behind my chin is bothering me
>>224282965Still I should have known... Me and you are like two balls in a sack
hate my job
dimitrius. go to the bathroom now.
>>224282956I keep saying this then I drink too much and vomit and lose weight
>pedo jokes aren't funny
goshpedo has no friends so he comes to /cum/ to be ridiculed and ignored
>>224282950>You don't understand the appeal behind science-fictionA sweeping and daring accusation. Have you considered that one genre can appeal to different people in different ways? I like sci fi that thinks outside the box and is borderline fantasy. I also like more normal sci fi like Ex Machina or The Terminator.Have you seen the movie Sunshine? I think you'd like it, it's hard sci fi like Interstellar and A Space Odyssey but there's no abstract esoteric twist, it's just a great adventure.
>>224282987i have no friends as well
>>224282993nta but Sunshine is one of my all time favourite movies, so many people don't know about it and it's an amazing film. amazing score too.
Sperming crapaneseI think I'm sperming crapaneseI really think so
>>224283008Yeah it's one of my all time faves as well. I think the song they composed for the climax was used in a ton of trailers and TV shows in the years after it came out
sunshine was a good movie until the director decided to go full fucking retard and turn it into a slasher flick that relies on the audience being lobotomized retards who will accept how and why he does it
>>224283027Filtered.
Kino Casino stuck on Jeremy for the next 5 hours and onlyusemeblade ended his stream early, grim Friday night
>>224283027good lord, subhuman take. please delete this to save yourself further embarrassment.
>>224283039I know what kind of person you are.
I can't stand talking about movies here because 90% of the opinions people on this site post about a movie are negative.Personally I enjoy movies.
>>224283051Yes I do have a kiwifarms account.
>>224283052same, there can never be a good thread about the martian because everyone just replies>redditto it
YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN DESTINY'S LIFE, YOU AND ALL THE KIWIFARMERS. UNHINGED
KANEDAWHAT DO YOU SEE
i kinda like the feeling of getting stung by wasps
>>224283049>>224283034not an argument
>>224283060Kek that's one of the few movies I complain about actually. I couldn't stand the quips.But I respect your opinion, it's a good story and was well made.
any woman here want a little bit of a penis in vagina session with me
>>224283051What kind of person am I >>224283059Stop impersonating me I don't have an account
>>224283073I don't argue with retards.
>>224283078Alcoholic, depressed, learning disabilities, overweight, lonely
>>224283081ad hominem
I liked falling down but what annoyed me was that he would constantly put his gun down on a surface and nobody would ever reach for it.
All these years on the internet and I still have no clue what kiwifarms even is. Nor do I care to find out.
>>224283070>muuurppphhhhh
>>224283085>Alcoholic, No>depressed, Yes>learning disabilities,Maybe >overweight, No>lonelyYes but so is everyone else who posts in this general on a Friday night
>>224283096Are you retarded? It's a site for growing and selling kiwi fruits. It's literally in the name you fucking retard.
>>224283096It's a site for mentally ill people to gather and harass other mentally ill people
>>224283087he just wanted some breakfast, Sheila understood that he was a gentle soul at heart.
>>224283096It is a dating site for new zealish farmers
>>224283111>new zealishLOL
>>224283105I thought that was 4chan?>>224283103Can I assume Microsoft then refers to your penis since you use their products?
I'm Philadelphian diaspora
>>224282874
>>224283122its a lot different from 4chanbut i will spare you the details its wretched
>Tim Curry voiced Nigel ThornberryHoly shit I had no idea.I wonder how bad this show will be if I rewatch it for the first time since I was 8 years old
>>224283122Harassment and doxxing and stuff is explicitly allowed on KF, not here
>>224283134lock the nipper in the dunny innit
FUCK YOU, that's my name.
>>224283146Hi FUCK YOU, I'm Dad
VGH KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFdeOW8QrU
>>224283157Is this movie good or is it just smug business people standing around in cubicles being smug
youtube links are for closers
>>224283157he and that black guy made 30 rock into a powerhouse
>>224283165It is undoubtedly one of the greatest movies of the modern era. The entire movie is so simple but the acting is superb and draws you into every scene.
Have to brush my rotten teeth and go to sleep soon
>>224283176no it's not idiot
>>224283109gay actor michael douglass has the arms of an asian girl
>>224283176I'll watch it soon then, it appears it's on Prime Video
I am a stupid idiot moron
Momberg watched reacher without me I feel so betrayed
hey, I may be a dumbass...but by dis axe I rule over Aquilonia, pal!
>>224283207rape correction is needed
>>224283191Gay? He literally has throat cancer from eating so much pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzv84ZdtlE0
>>224283217I'll rape your ass with a broom stick for suggesting that
What would you call this artstyle?
>>224283133It's really not that bad desu, a lot of moral faggotry these days.
There's a new "horror" movie coming out called BREEDER.It's about a woman who kidnaps a guy and forces him to have sex with young girls and breed them. Sounds pretty scary guys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbL9tjYmiSM
>>224283233its not about morals
>>224283231I've done very few things in it but i want to find other people who make digital like this
>>224283235That might be 2spooky4me
>>224283231>>224283231man, it's definitely in the realm of dodgy early 21st century art practices for illustration, I'll tell you that much!
What are we gonna do about the widespread use of ChatGPT? >>>/lit/25497246
>>224283259is that what were calling reddit spacing nowadays
>>224283235POV the epstein files
you know if you should ask me what's the culmination of dodgy early 21st century art practices in popular art on the whole, I'd have to say the whole of Pillars of Eternity! That was a crying shame!
風に逆らうな
>>224283249I think a lot about that mario ripoff game with the skinny tall guy that had the start in a black place with blue haygrass
>>224283266Essentially. But it's an obvious marker of the use of ChatGPT, or perhaps its prevalence is also causing real people to start mimicking it.
>>224283259fuck that gay ass thread check out mine>>>/lit/25496485
>>224283300Idk who that is
When you turn 35 you get the option to press the "do my whole life over again" button so don't worry if things aren't going that well
and you know, art in the most general sense, that game was a complete failure to recapture BG in just every possible way...at least Larian hated BG
>>224283308Can i savescum for a ww3 where mexico wins
tho Divine Divinity was a fearsome Diablo clone mixed with BG or Ultima, that was an amazing game
>>224283312Monsieur boomer, i do not care about balder's gate
IF I COULD STAAAAAART AGAINA MILLION MILES, AWAYI WOULD KEEP MYSELFI WOULD FINDa way
>>224283326I'm desolated, my sir
basically everyone hates their life to some extent.
>>224283297There’s an old school days friend of mine who has become quite socially isolated; not much I can do about it, as he moved away to somewhere remote with his parents in his 20s. He has said that he spends a lot of time using AI. He has started to assimilate to the ChatGPT manner of expression. Not only does he type like an LLM, but when you speak with him on the phone, his vocal mannerisms sound like an AI chat bot. It’s crazy.
>>224283297Sometime in the 90s or early 2000s it was stated by some graphic design pseud that they goycattle cant read a slab of text with more than 100 letters and that information got fed into the slopper. This post ironically follows that rule
>>224283364To be fair, practically every single time I do a bit effortpost on /cum/, I get like three or four replies saying “TLDR,” “I ain’t reading all that, nigga,” etc. They’re often the only replies I get to big posts. The 100 characters premise is probably true for most people.
Binge watching Townsends again. One of the last true wholesome chungustubers.
>>224283380in reality the goyim will keep buying
>>224283389Frustrating
>>224283386>a bit effortpost*big
>>224283380*except my goyslop uberjeets every night*and my 5 streaming subscriptions*and my lootcrate every month*and my Twitch donations*and my smartphone financed over 92 months*and my internet bill*and my $110 video game about racemixing and gay sex and trannies*and my weed gummies
drinking milk
We should turn /cum/ into a crip set
nothing wrong with weed gummies to unwind and reignite the long dormant endorphins brainberg is keeping from me
i rate this 6.5/10
What was Confucius so confused about
Banger alerthttps://youtu.be/Lak6nZekv5M
Brazil poster is a fakecel
>>224283446He had all the answers except the one for his tiny cock.
DUDE
Did we like Project Hail Mary? it's primo Goosekino
>>224283439Panos' Cosmatos' dad made that very gross movie...w/ Peter Weller!
>>224283463I haven’t watched a movie in several years
>>224283463no it sucks
>>224283476Do you read at least?
The US had the 4th highest child poverty in the OECD
>>224283463Yeah I wanted to fuck this woman. Is that weird?
31 minutes for koturday
I wonder if ja/ck/ is getting over his stroke yetoh
It's big dick Saturday
>>224283491Sandra Huller is gorgeous of course not
>James Brown>he was actually brownwtf, is this magic
Boomers were pretty lucky they could afford a one bedroom apartment with an entry level job
Why are you not at the club tonight bros?
>>224283511I have no friends.
WOOD FLOORS ON THE NEW APPAAARTMENTBUT I'M MORE OF UHTRIPS TO FLORIDA
>>224283499Isn’t that happening because he thinks a keto diet will save him
>>224283511i dont leave the house
>>224283511dont have money, friends, transportation, and I already drank yesterday
Up in the club
>>224283511I already stopped going clubbing regularly, but the last few times friends dragged me out over a few years, there were more and more Indian men, and fewer and fewer hoes, who were getting scared off by the Indians. If I want to pay hundreds of dollars to hang out with Indian men, I can just get a big order at Singh Hortons. No thanks
>>224283507My boomer dad got a job 2 days after graduating college, it was a full time job at an architect's office. He rented an apartment for 1.5 years with my mom before they got married, then about 6 months later they bought their first house built brand new just for them. They also had a sick new truck and 2 dogs.
My local club has a gaming/influencer area
>I'm one hell of a gorgeous chick
>>224283545do indians really visit clubs?
>>224283530
1000 dollas
Eating a roma tomato like it's an apple to own the libs
In this house, Christopher Columbus was a hero!
>>224283617He looked pretty menacing ngl
>>224283564>>224283593
Seeing other people have friendships fills me with immense jealously and rage.
time to goon
>>224283634
>>224283639So make some friendships
>>224283639Same, but people with cute girlfriends
Sleep attempt #1
>>224283647I fundamentally struggle connecting with other people, it's been a problem since as long as I can remember. It's never going to change and I am eternally doomed.
>>224283661Its a skill you build it doesn't come automatically to everyone
I cant find other people my age doing something leisurely and I cant icebreak so Im doomed to be forever alone
>>224283657See you in an hour :)
>>224283641I saw a woman with the weirdest build at Costco earlier today. She seemed like she was about 6’1-6’2, and she was extremely obese, but she had a Hank Hill ass, minimal tits, and fairly skinny legs. The fat was all distributed around her gut, arms, and head. Idk if that’s just extremely unfortunate fat distribution genetics, or if she had some kind of condition. She was kind of built like pic related.
>>224283675You can't say that when all of my peers growing up had no problem getting friends or belonging to a "friend group", meanwhile I was always "that kid". I'm sure all the hours playing video games and being on the internet didn't help, but I was doomed from the start.
>>224283691Also, she wasn’t even that old; looked to be in her late 20s. Hideous facial structure, too
>>224283691Great picture
>>224283691That's shitty genetics at work. Probably retarded low class British or Eastern Euro stock, they tend to yield the most fridge and troll-like specimens.
Ordered Dominoes. Parmesan stuffed crust pizza baby!!!
>in the store making line>blonde young ho in yoga shorts in front of me>black girl clerk tells her: "ma'am are you paying with cash or using the self checkout?">white ho: "....HUH???" >*reapons all mean*felt bad for the black girl, white ho was wrong, but she was bad tho
>>224283714There's literally hundreds of books on communication and conversation, many people had poor social skills and had to build them up, its not like your the first person in the world with that problem, its a common problem people work on.
Trump is re-naming geese to Donald Ducks
>>224283723She probably had a particularly troglodytic strain of the Norf FC phenotype, if I were to guess
>>224283749lol
Just installed the DLSS 5 mod this shit looks crazy bro
Tired of everyone acting like fags and pedos
https://legionmagazine.com/the-big-raid/
>>224283742Wegress showing them who’s boss
>>224283788White gals stay winni'
>>224283722So true
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Don't feel good
would bury my penis in this whore's ass and throat(in that order)
>>224283808same
Just made an amazing post
>>224283815What's wrong with you big bro
Lmfao
>>224283725Dominoes is great when you're starving but I always find myself filled with regret about halfway through a pie. It just starts tasting like salty cardboard. Their cheesy bread is unironically better than their pizza, I'm inclined to just order it instead.
>>224283813lips too big and her face looks like plastic
I have to know what is realAnd what is illusionOh, how does it feelBeyond this confusion?
mixed ajvar with spicy french mayoany you know what, that could be some sort of mcdonalds sauce, it's so good
in the old days you could just rob banks as your job and never get caught
>>224283813worst post on this thread
>>224283820severe mental illness
Good news everyone
>on
>>224283836What are the symptoms
>>224283821Anne Frank died of typhus, not a gas chamber. If only the Germans had been more vigilant about delousing detainees…
>>224283844adhd, anxiety, stress, delusions, rage
>>224283844I'm a schizophrenic everywhere I go i see this guy in a hotdog costume that follows me around. My eyelids also contain tiny recorders recording my voice and inner thoughts
new>>224283857
>>224283854>>224283855Take your meds
>>224283843Think this is my favorite reaction gif of all time
