Meanwhile on westerosi /int/....
>>224289512>dornish laborers showing up in the riverlandsIT'S OVER
It's absolutely hilarious how normies started worshipping the white haired dragon bitch as some girlboss feminist icon but in the end she went full schizo whore mode and had to be put down by a manlet.
>westernx centered literaturewe do not exist
>>224289641that "manlet" is more of a man than 90% of todays populace by comparison
The TarGAYrians deserved it
VGH
>>224289586None of them were ginger in the show dunno why they changed it.
>>224289586at what point did you realize GRRM was just a fat retard
>>224289946The only thing sad about the Doom is that Targshits weren't there to die along with the rest of their degenerate race
take a guess when this article was written
Just had all my life savings stolen by some scamming brown piece of shit from Braavos
>5th year of White Walker invasion>White Walkers still haven't captured the Wall>Night King apparently shat himself after a pint of shandy kek
Fucking NEET poachers how dare you not in the fields for your lord like i do you should be sent to the wall REEEEEEEEE
>>224292092toil in the fields*
>>224289641Yea well the entire books are bait and switch to chud mode.
>Many many years ago decided that I'd read the books when they're finished>At this point it will never happenSometimes wonder if I should anyway and treat it like a Dune situation where I just accept that's how it is (not that I've ever read the last two Dune books since apparently it ends on a cliffhanger)
>>224290412Tbh id prefer if the kingkiller guy got of his ass and finished his story.
>>224292153Well if you decide to go with it but prefer audiobooks instead of reading then look up DavidReadsASoIaF in the webm archives. His audiobooks are 10 times better than the official ones, kinda like that poor girl, i think her name was samantha, that was reading harry potter audiobooks but was nuked off the internet cause the official audiobooks couldnt compete with her.
>>224289512Queen Cersei's blonde white vagene is made for BDC
>>224292153Winds of winter will release soon don't worry
>>224289512ayyo where da women at
>>224290079Game of Thrones is basically just a ctrl+c ctrl+v of British history but with a ‘rule of cool’ mindset and an alarming about of incest and paedo shit. Truly an American Tolkien.
>>224293225this is why I am a dirty tertiary and only read fan fics that cater to my taste
>>224293125>soonThis asshole said he'd lock himself in a room to finish it, then covid hit and he had plenty of reason to stay inside and write and still did nothing
I wish i had emilia clarke gf
>>224293334She is quarter indian. Juicy bitch
>>224289946Dothraki are a bunch of jobbers. Imagine being a bunch of steppeniggers getting kicked out of your homeland by other steppeniggers that turn themselves retarded by tying ropes around their heads to shrink them lmao.
>Born in the reach>Most fertile land in the kingdom>Most populated land in the kingdom>Richest land in the kingdom>You're only known for being ruled by a flamboyant house and considered to be gay o algoIt's so fucking unfair
>>224289512God why can't that fat mf write about stories set elsewhere. There's so many cool stuff happening in planetos that he could expand on>the Deep ones existing in the Iron Islands>The Great Empire of Dawn worshipping an alien space stone that could have led to the birth of the Others>pre Doom Valyria where the slaves conspire to kill the dragon lords>ancient city of Yeen in Sothyros where the jungle doesn't touch, filled with giant black soapstones that occur in strange places across the world>Shadow lands of Asshai and the corpse city of Stygai, and the shadows beyondSo fucking unfair
>go out for a walk>see summer islanderWesteros has fallen.
>>224293531Not a problem sir
>>224293910that's the noble valyrian house of the velaryons you stupid chud
>>224293705maybe after the 30 dunk and egg novels he has planned
>>224289512The fat fuck will never finish the books
>>224292340Grim
>>224293334She let herself go in the later seasons
>>224293705>>Shadow lands of Asshai and the corpse city of Stygai, and the shadows beyondThousand of years ago the fat fuck said we would see Asshai
>>224294497didn't he also imply that we would see it through a dragonglass candle so not directly but rather in a dream/vision?
>>224290079When he never delivered a new book after the show made him Rich
>>224293329he already finished both books, he'll just never release them, because the retarded jewish tv show has completely ruined his legacy and now he's too ashamed to publish his books. he told the two jews who used to run the show the basic plot of his story from start to finish and let them fill the gaps between major events, because he was too lazy to write the script. he did some screenwriting in season one, then completely checked out and gave complete creative freedoms to jew1 and jew2, who then proceeded to sink the whole story. this is why the fat old boomer now only writes side stories, if he writes anything at all, because he's determined to die without ever releasing winds of winter and dream of spring. maybe once his fat geriatric ass is put in the ground some fans will raid his ranch and get his books, but considering he's a multi millionaire with access to the best healthcare in the world, he's going to stay around for at least another decade just to spite everyone.
>>224294977no he is just lazy fat fuck who let his garden to overgrown and now can't fuking clean it upstop defending the retard
>>224289512It’s so unbelievably goyish that grown ass people are reading books about faggot dragons and princesses and they think it’s suitable adult literature because it has sex in it
>>224295104I'm not defending him, Martin is the archetype of the entitled boomer, who thinks he doesn't own anything to anyone, not even to his fans, who's been with him for 30 years, made him world famous and made him a multi millionaire. He hates his own audience, like how a boomer hates his own kids and he treats them like shit.But I do firmly believe that he did complete his last two books, he's just not releasing them out of spite.
>>224295179We're programmed for it.
>mfw i get slimed by my own nephew
>be me, Night King>ancient immortal raising the dead for thousands of years waiting patiently beyond the Wall>humans keep killing each other over some autistic chair while I'm slowly building my undead army no rush>apparently in another timeline I personally walk into Winterfell surrounded by every important fucking character>shanked by a goblinoid teenager doing knife tricks>entire apocalypse instantly explodes>wat.jpg>look at my timeline>fat retard hasn't written that part yet>still alive>still mysterious>still haven't explained my plan>author can't kill me if author doesn't finish the fucking book>feelsgoodman
>>224289512Cersei was built for Big Summer Islander Cock
>>224289961the only stark kid in the show who was supposed to be ginger but wasn't was BranSansa, Robb and Rickon were all played by redhead actors
>>224289641Where's our based midget to put down the schizo karen shitting up the world?!
>>224295264i think he planned too much plotlines and too many characters to be reasonably dealt withtv series ending was more or less his version and he can't get over the fact how much fandom hates it
>>224295264>>224295811desu even if it's the same ending as the tv series i doubt people are going to care that much because you wanna know HOW you get to that ending. case in point stannis is destined to die in the north outside of winterfell that won't be changed but how does he die?
>>224294571I don't know. Maybe?I used to be a constant member of the asoiaf forums, but I abandoned it with time
>>224294977Nah. He created way too many plots in the last published book and then decided to abandon the books alltogetherHe's a short story writer.
>>224295179Having dragons don't make it childish, having sex don't make it mature
>>224295672Deadbros... We won
>>224292160the answer is Thursday, February 11, 2016https://teamcoco.com/video/george-rr-martin-keeps-procrastinatingthey made fun of him for taking too much time to release the next book just over a decade ago
>>224297446Holy fuck
>>224297446Frank Herbert mogs tolkien
>>224289946Yellow King?
The entire gimmick of the series is red herrings leading to yet another red herrings until writing yourself into the corner and dropping the series
>>224298826Lol grr martin a fat shart
>>224298826Everything is copied from lovecraft
>>224299002>yellow king>lovecraft
>>224298826There's also deep ones and eldritch outer gods from space in ASOIAF.The Great Empire of Dawn ruled the world. They were the ancestors of Yi ti and existed around 8000 years before the current time.Their last emperor was the Bloodstone emperor that killed his older sister who was the rightful ruler and plunged the kingdom into doom by worshipping a black object that fell from the sky and led to the first Long Night.
>>224295672the Night King doesn't exist in the books, the Night's King is a different dude, he was a former lord commander of the Night's Watch, who apparently fucked a female Other, suggesting that the Others are also sexually dimorphic the tv show dumbed down the Others into generic zombie types, they were described as otherworldly humanoids in both chapters, that they've appeared in face to face. I actually command Martin for limiting our exposure to the Others and keeping the mystery alive, while the show just straight up introduced them as ugly, evil ice zombies with no higher purpose other than killing humans and being evil.
We Brackens have literally nothing to do with Blackwoods. Our dialects might be the same but that's only because Blackwoods forced their shitty dialects on us recently. They're mixed with the N*rtheners while we have a lot of Targaryen blood.
>>224289892sadly he got turned into a cuck (like every other male character) in the last two seasons.>MY QUEEN
>>224289641>>224289892>>224303061Ah dun want eet
>>224299230I thought it was in Lovecraft too. Maybe he adapted it
>>224289946>so Valyria basically just conquered everything until they got bored of conquering more so they stopped Are you seriously telling me not one faggot in the thousand year history of that continent figured out a strategy to kill dragons?
i was a fuckin legend in gin alley
>>224295759Here.
>>224304659>Are you seriously telling me not one faggot in the thousand year history of that continent figured out a strategy to kill dragons?Loads of people did, but they just kept getting BTFO'd over and over again due to the sheer number of dragons. The Rhoynar in particular put up a good fight, but were forced to flee Essos on Nymeria's ten thousand ships.
>>224293705>planetos>asshair>stygayFantasyggers are something else, every day I thank God I grew up on science fiction
