snog me edition
>>224298394she's got me thinking about food alcohol drugs and sex
Wish house parties would make a comeback like they did during lockdown
>>224298395thank god we didn't get this dogshit yank edition
>>224298394would
can someone psot a sexy picture i want to wank my wilard xxx
>>224298438grow up
Hope next time I just jerk off the dick baka. I'm sorry
I've got plenty of willy anecdotes....
>>224298394Love fun thicc dirty girls like this corrrr, bet she’d be up for licking your arsehole
I don't covid houseparties were horrid there was sick covid having niggas in all of them coughing and shit
>>224298421grow up
>>224298438
Why are Weezer so good though?
catberg enjoying each other’s company
right
>>224298452that boy done been changed
>>224298438here you go m8
>>224298429your posts are dogshit no matter the thread gay boy
>>224298467Pikey genes on the left
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
Can you imagine it. A live Bradcam every thread
>>224298452it rorke
>>224298517I'd bloody love that.
>>224298510definitely gay from the start that fella
>>224298535ok where's the food?
>>224298452Altered.
a black girl smiled at me in co op today
>>224298467kind of sad that if there's a hot woman pics like this most likely she does porn or onlyfans now
alexaALEXA do we buy any car buy stolen cars
>>224298467I just cummed all over my iphone 14 pro max with this picture pulled up and now I'm typing this comment on the same iphone and my fingers are covered in mv own cum
https://youtube.com/shorts/qIHNttXSezs?is=TanxkIZYcjMBb8vY>Hoof prints in the concrete You just KNOW she got HOOVED in those stables
>>224298517TWO BradsEVERY THREAD
>>224298572Grow up ffs
>>224298572weird ad
breeze coming through the window feels quite niceshame im elephant-man levels of ugly and can't show my face beneath the sun without being brutally ridiculed and raped by this evil evil world
>>224298562get her fucking shagged
>>22429857214 had pro max? shit i forgot
>>224298593homner sinpon
>>224298517I want that and live FlightRadar24
>>224298572most normal /brit/ posterneed this escape this place
>>224298616would love to shag a darkie
just realised it's the same girl
Goon to BBC.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oP0fpMAsQZA?is=aDeUSXHPPpiNTTAKMy gf
>>224298649no i dont think i will
>>224298637honestly one of the best shags I've had, the only issue was afterwards didn't really have much in common or stuff to talk about
Mouse ('Mousey') was at Manchester Pride today ok
>>224298742ok
>>224298763grow up
>>224298535her man is a massive bender
>>224298742incarcerateisolate
>>224298648Lads, think this webm has changed me
>>224298629it's not trust if it's enforced by a police officer.thats like saying the offender and victim are best friends because in the court they're told to be respectful
Might play Mass EffectMight play Fallout 3Might play Left 4 DeadTake me back to 2008
>>224298452
in season 40 bumblebee man gets deported by ICE
>>224298742don't get the whole furry thing. Do they want to shag dogs or imagine they're a dog being shagged? Mousey please help
>>224298562go for it. There was a half black girl in my co-op who always smiled at me and I never did anything about it
d'ye lak dags?
>>224298801clapper
Wish a girl would adopt and keep me as a horse but sometimes it's for the best they don't isn't it
>>224298394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>224298810howling at this for some reason
>>224298801fake tits fake arse there's aint one real thing about this bitch
sick of getting mogged by zoomers when i go out
mad how much a pretty woman's smile charges me up realistic how much it never happens
black girl at co op discord raid
why are used iphone 14 pro max so cheap
>>224298648There's a girl who looks like this round the corner. Saw her in Co-Op and now I'm obsessed with her
>>224298778
people genuinely like me when they meet me
>>224298840We're old
just been blacked at the co-op lads
>>224298841a random pretty woman smiled at me in public once during a walk to sainsburys and i've been chasing that high ever since
>>224298872ok?
>>224298868I can't believe it's not Marge! (this one is quite clever ok)
saw an extremely cunty pink fish at the garden centre
rorke getting his willy thoroughly blacked by nigerian pum pum
>>224298859because they are a nightmare to repair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg9air_CT7Qplaces in general will not fucking touch them they aren't worth the hassle
I get smiled at often but half the time I don't even smile back because I'm a raging autist spazmo
>>224298885Yeah mate thanks, you okay?
>>224298872I swear when I was born some Greek gods decided that women would all love me but men would hate me and thwart my every move and basically destroy my life while women watch on and pity me
>>224298902need one of thesewon't say what for
Imagine blocking off the road at both ends and deporting everyone inside
>>224298943si seve s x
>>224298943>>224298898
>>224298841cashier at burger king tilted her head and smiled at me 3 years ago when I went to the counter to collect my food (bacon cheeseburger XL with fries and a coca-cola)
>>224298947lewis grabban is a muslim thoughso
>>224298947rorke's crush x
rorke undone by his own hubris
>>224298900Bet your fingers absolutely battered the keyboard so angrily as you typed that
CeX employee bringing out the handheld UV lamp
*looks at the /brit/ camera with a 'geddaloada DIS guy!' face whenever Mouse posts*
>>224298652bord sumsooj
>>224298742It's incomprehensible to me that 'pride' is a thing. Can you.imagine telling someone from 100 years ago that it's a yearly occurence in the majority of towns and cities to close down high streets so sexual deviants in fetish gear (if not nearly naked) can sing and dance about how much they love foreign objects being inserted into their rectums?I struggle to understand this and I've grown up in this depraved culture. For a person from a morally normative perio of history their brain would probably explode.
>>224298951P E N G D O N
>>224298954is that a euphemism for something x
>>224298951wonder how many blackings take place
>>224298947I don’t know who any of these people are
That CeX smell
>>224298964no, I'm extremely calm
Boat people are coming over and Andy Burnham is giving them free copies of GTA 7
>>224298961completely misunderstands the gimmick 0/10 rorke post please try again later
>>224298955we believe you matedon't have to recite your whole order
A lei lei lei lei laDibi dali domba, ce gagica bombaAi lei lei lei lei lei laCe gagica bomba dibi dali dombaA ia ia ia, asta seara te combinE gagica bomba, dibi dali dombaSa vezi ca sunt baiat finAi lei lei lei lei laDibi dali domba, ce gagica bombaAi lei lei lei lei lei laCe gagica bomba, dibi dali dombaA ia ia ia, ce frumoasa e viata.E gagica bomba, dibi dali dombaCe bine ma simt cu ea.A lei lei lei lei lei laDibi dali domba, ce gagica bombaAi lei lei lei lei lei laCe gagica bomba, dibi dali domba
mr burns pulling out his shriveled centenarian cock and it has 3 liver spots on the glans like the ones on his head
>>224298982no x
>>224298986It great x
>>224298947have no idea wjo tjosenpeople are
>>224299001the small willard tales
>>224298993>Andy Burnham is giving them free copies of GTA 7Only after telling them how much he loves The Smiths of course
whats the best handheld for playing pokemon GBA romhacks x analogue pocket any good? x
https://vocaroo.com/15wnWjp7PoHBmade this little hum-dinger, kind of an off beat swing tune
>>224299017nigga got hit with the norwegification ray mid-post
ordered some chicken selects from mcdonalds when drunk but fell asleepwoke up in the morning and they weren't on the stepthen saw in my back garden a fox sleeping about a yard away from the ripped box with bones around it
>>224299049s
saw pokemon leafgreen on sale for £150 in therei almost bought it too very dangerous shop you lose logical thinking in there
>>224299032
____ing to child ____
Had a Nissin Teriyaki pot ramen and a glass of Tizer for tea team
>>224299049skröme
>>224299029Analogue Pocket would be overkill for the GBA so it's fine yeah but I have a Retroid Pocket (very very overkill) and an Anbernic RG34XXSP and I recommend that one because it perfectly copies the GBA SP ok I play Pocket Monster GBA romhacks on it myself like Unbound ok
>>224299032Frasier theme if he was black
they should do a simpsons family guy crossover thatd be funny
fuck off you revolting tranny
>>224299066
>>224299066Tilde would you ever go to a Pride event
can't imagine the type of person who genuinely drinks tizerit's shite
>>224298620mad how much I would shag her
>>224299049bæsj roper
COME ON FELIX HERE BOYHERE FELIX HERE BOYCOME ON YOUR OWNER (MY NEIGHBOUR) WANTS YOU TO COME HOMEFELIX HERE BOYFELIX COME ON
>>224299100No.
>>224299103ever tried this?
>>224298837I know but I had reason to be confident. Her colleague said she was always grumpy. On the checkouts, shelf stacking she always turned to look for me. Once I went down and she was on a break outside sat on a step. I said hi. When I came out she looked up to see me like she was waiting for me to come backI'm not boasting. I'm a loser. I'm pointing out how I felt there was a clear opportunity to ask a girl out and I bottled it.
>>224299056still have all of my old pokemon games (blue, sapphire, emerald, fire red, leaf green, pearl)havent sold them because i would feel bad about getting $100 for a 20+ year old cartridge that might not work consistently
rorke mate it's time to stop using that gtx 970
>>224298980That’s just it. I don’t care that you’re a sodomite but are you genuinely proud of the fact that you like having your anus stretched open by another man’s penis to the point where you’re prepared to march and let everyone know? Why are we all supposed to clap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o6AEuj09q4Când ai gagică șucarăLady la la lai laTe dai mare și la țarăLady la la laȘi la țară și la garăLady la la lai laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘi trei zile stai la garăLady la la laȘi la țară și la garăLady la la laMerită să e șucarăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘi trei zile stai la garăLady la la laȘi la țară și la garăLady la la laMerită să e șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘi dacă trenul îmi vineLady la la laE misto și îmi conveniLady la la laȘi la țară și la garăLady la la laMerită să e șucarăLady la la laȘi dacă trenul îmi vineLady la la laE misto și îmi conveniLady la la laȘi la țară și la garăLady la la laMerită să e șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la laȘuiera trenul în garăLady la la laCând ai gagică șucarăLady la la la
>>224299086I'm not even a tranny what the fuck are you on about?Freak
>>224299131yeah it's alright
>>224299109>bæsj roperskit skriker
*mogs*
Big fan of the song Nausicaa by Cameron Winter
if billie eilish had a kid that kid would be drinking pretty well
lmaoooo
>>224299029Analogue Pocket is good but Analogue are cunts for what they're doing with the artificial scarcity shit so you shouldn't support themGet an Anbernic for just ROMs desu, or if you have a GBA collection get a real GBA and mod it
Based frogs
>>224299113are you not proud?
>>224299135Yeah it feels crap but no use beating yourself up
>>224299155This is quite nice>>224299177Not really. Not proud not ashamed just the way the biscuit bounced.
>>224299159She has rather large breasts and they would be filled with milk for the baby to supple
I'd like to see the figures how many Asian drivers cause fatalities or injury by dangerous driving compared to everyone else. Judging by the constant stream of cases in the headlines, I'd say it's very high. They have caused unquantifiable damage to our society.
>>224299073thanks i will look into it x i like the analogue pocket it looks great in orange but its expensive for what it is
asked before and got no replies - is it a sign of attraction if you're talking to a girl and her eyes start flickering?
>>224299167Good. That video pissed me off but I feel justice has been served now.
rorkes gaming laptop fans revving to 300db during his uni lecture
>>224299167ye not showing him giving it back. bloody biased red tops. get them to fuck
>>224298951deporting?
Nordic women
meruruulrlrll
blud is flirting with a neon light
>>224299205when you say asian you don't mean east asian right?
>>224299209Probably cheaper to get a android phone and a controller
cant find me fingernail clips long evil incel vampire claws protruding out of my long pale smelly fingers
>>224299203>Not really. Not proud not ashamed just the way the biscuit bounced.you could always transition into a man
that man's going to steal your willy
>>224299217sounds more like a seizure
Miss that feeling fantasy games gave you as a kidBecoming an adult is just losing the magic in your life (I’m going to build a DnD room to recreate it)
>>224299217no it means you have autism
Got Afternoon by The Moody Blues on
>>224299259wtf naw am no
>>224299217sounds like a lightbulb
>>224299236mad how you spastics mean indian when you say asian
The Moody Poos
>>224299231this is the physics defying top to go with that dress emma roberts wore
>>224299141sorry rorke, 180 uniform buffers wont cut it any morehttps://x.com/IrisShaders/status/2084326767725367520
>>224299276` sapops..You are getting may I Say...Awfully rotund!
>>224299209It's stupidly overpriced and Analogue are a shit company as >>224299171 says RG34XXSP also has custom ROM support like muOS and via Portmaster I can play Stardew Valley, Vice City and Balatro on it if I wanted (I don't as my Pocket 6 is better for those but still)
imagine ramming some cunts house, then his son and 4 of his chav mates come out looking for you, and they have a head on smash and all diefucking brilliant. bet they laughed non stop.
I am human and I need to be loved
>>224299171retroid pocket any good? can it emulate DS as well>>224299237fuck off back to britfeel you animal abusing nonce dont reply to me again
>>224299167why are scouse like this
>Moody Blues
>>224299276imagine being her boytoy house husband that gets to go to exotic places for her skating events
Asians are like self-driving cars, they’re a hazard on the road when they have to contend with non-Asian drivers, but when the road is 100% occupied by them, then traffic flows smoothly with little to no issue like schools of fish
I might start leaving my door unlocked with a sign on it saying "he has food, water, air conditioning and no girlfriend"
>>224299217what like on and off
>>224299315>retroid pocket any good? can it emulate DS as wellYeah I have the 6, I should've said that, and it plays DS, 3DS, Switch, even PC games via GameNative. I got lucky and have the early 12GB RAM edition though.
honestly mental that chavs still existthey must only be in the absolute roughest of tje rough areas because i live on a council estate and don't really see the chav look anymore
>>224299291I remember when this started and I felt like I was going mental because I was saying just call them Indian or Pakistani and everyone, literally EVERYONE, was saying no that's racist.If I ever get the opportunity to destroy this planet you are all completely fucked
>>224299339Today I will start leaving my door unlocked with a sign on it saying "he has food, water, air conditioning and no girlfriend"
vinegar willy
>>224299346i have a switch 2 for switch games but it would be cool to emulate some 3ds games
>>224299347what i want to know is how did long hair become fashionable for chavs
>>224299347I see them often kicking about in Lacoste tracksuits and Nike 95s. The wee bam uniform
tottenham still shit
specky bam
>>224299383grass still green
told my da 'built for bbc' means a person who deserves to be on a bbc show because they're really good and i heard him on the phone to his pal talking about a podcast and how the female host is built for bbc
>>224299363Me?
>>224299315Fuck your fat dad piehead you molester
>>224299415do a vocaroo
chuddy malone bummed his nan with his vinegar willy
>>224299415Does this man's depravity know no depths?
>>224299415you are poor in hoenn and in real life
2.5hrs left on my porn download
rorke leaving restore after leaving reform after leaving the brexit party after leaving ukip after leaving the conservative party
I've never said Asian and meant brown Asianthat's what paki is for
right I think black women are on tonight's wanking menuyou've put me in the mood
>>224299438grow up, i implore you
I haven't showered in 3 days lol. I've been scared and depressed
>>224299418would love to stroke her pussy
>>224299440
>>224299452>implorefuck off you tarq cunt
Deep state doing absolutely all they can to bait Russia into attacking a NATO country
>>224299456grow up
putting Restore stickers up in the area
the fuckis that manish bhasinremember when he did the football on the beebmental
>>224299475Hi
hate the phrase 'humiliation ritual'. need it put out of business pronto
>>224299456Do you have anyone irl to talk to? It will make me feel sad if you don't
>>224299440>>224299465why are they leaving restore then
>>224299365The freedom with these sorts of consoles is that you can emulate basically all of them, 3DS emulation is pretty good now. I'd say overall the best course of action is to get a Steam Deck OLED or else the LCD, second hand especially you can pick them up for quite cheap and they will emulate up to Xbox 360/PS3 well. But Android emulation is growing very quickly and I play PS2 on my Pocket 6 daily along with PC games like GTA V.
the only asian
Rorke browsing the Steam catalogue during Freshers Week
>>224299492hey chuddy, did you listen to the song i posted earlier
I am not fighting for this woke shithole
>>224299440nazi party is next. just you wait leftypol
>voting Ah yes look where that's got us
>>224299507damn that guy is handsome
>>224299465corr bet this got loads of likes and quote retweets i'm jealous
>>224299511No? I don't think I was here. Can I jerk you off?
>>224299499not ethno-nationalist enough
adore catbergs
you could just try NOT being a fucking racist jizzbadger rorke
fuck sake
>>224299539it’s here >>224299032also no
>>224299486ZAMN! Cleverly is /ourguy/. He might win the entire thing and Save London!
Justin Tradeu is handsome. I wish he was the PM of Scotland. He's so sexy
leftypols really get riled up by the doctors and engineers line
>>224299538I got 250 quote retweets once and like 20k likes
Tilde predicted 3-0 Spurs
why'd you say vagina then
>>224299465>resigninglike he was part of the fucking team lol
>>224299465Awful grammar, fucking jumped up chav thinks he's hot shit.
made a m8 for the first time in over a decade at the pub a few days back, but he's a little too friendly if you catch my driftback to the drawing board
>>224299300I'm honestly surprised NVIDIA supports their old architectures for as long as they do.
>>224299554you can still search on there, but not view an individual tweethttps://xcancel.com/search
>>224299567Was just jokes. Maybe take it a lil slow>>224299578Nobody not even your little discord clique cares about this gimmick
>>224299574Rapists and terrorists are literally exactly the same as doctors and engineers rorke
Mousey sez: Leave Tilde alone!
>>224299418wow she is so beautiful. the woman is also good looking
bokkles of beer getting OPENED soon
SPURS ARE BACK LMFAO
heftypol keeping his local ethiopian restaurant in business
How to find a girlfriend
>>224299291it's so annoying how they do that
>>224299640based
I meant in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
>>224299640leftypoj joining him
>>224299593bender smiled at me in the bathroom and then immediately came up to see me when i went back to my seat. i didnt clock him as a bender until after but glad im asocial mong i literally didnt interact with him at all so he just turned back and went back to the bar. mental how his cock could have been up my arse that night
How to find a gf in my room
>>224299650Fuck off back to a brown country then
>>224299672UM x
if rorke were a big eater he'd be named forke
Spurs are the only football team to have an adjective named after them
oi rorke
shouldn't there be more non-cuck husband wife porn the ratio feels way off imo
>>224299672should have went with it
>>224299650always the victim
>>224299650tbf anyone with skinny white daughters should be having the same conversation about rapists
>>224299664mr. CHUD is GROOVING BABY!!!!!!!!
>bender smiled at me in the bathroom and then immediately came up to see me when i went back to my seat.
Exceptional by ASDA 2 Caramelised Red Onion & Mozzarella Flatbreads 220gabsurdly peng for asda
>>224299692Watching a husband and wife have sex IS cucked
don't even follow football, how are Spurs still in the Prem? don't they lose basically every week?
>>224299692four letters begins with J
>>224299694im a incel not gay. i was too busy thinking of the girls who smiled at me and what it would be like to be a chad
>>224299709scream
>>224299650everyone gets this talk except white men the real danger in society
>>224299715they barely survived the flush last year probably some kind of match fixing involved since they would absolutely have gone bankrupt if they got relegated
>>224299711Their Exceptional range is very good
you can tell most of these extremist parties like reform/restore/greens do not really care about designing policy or running a country, they're just sending out vague messages about how things should be. as soon as they get big enough they immediately stumble into corruption, infighting or some other unforced error and blow themselves up.
>>224299650Do we have interracial crime stats? Just asking.
a Spursian delight
>>224299711the pakis who own asda have actually made it better. i know they take a lot of flack but you have to give it to them. pakis know how to run a shop
>>224299717James
Joos
>>224299734Some might it's "exceptional"
rorke’s willy is naff
>>224299777>>224299777>>224299777
>>224299691yeah?
how about them huns
ASDA is shit. Someone post a supermarket ranking. No, not that one *smacks you upside the back of your head* a GOOD one.
>>22429976320th place isn't bad. there's like 100 teams in the premier league
>>224299751they made it 10x worse and one was sacked after being caught with cocaine and prossiesthey had to sell most of their shares to another firm that is finally stopping the rot they caused
