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Balding Millennials cried to Coldplay. Let that sink in.
Reposting but its odd how Christianity is the one with the focus on redemption and forgiving ones enemies and thats what distinguishes the west from the rest, yet the western far right is built on demolishing said values and behaving like a complete sadistic subhumanThere was certainly an increasingly vast gap, from Constantine onwards, of the practiced principles of Christianity to the geopolitics and race obsessed minds of 19-20th century europeans
>>224300913>yet the western far right is built on demolishing said values and behaving like a complete sadistic subhumanYea, assassinating people who you don't agree with like the left does is so enlightened
>>224300913If your enemy truly wants your forgiveness they will let themselves be killed
>>224300971Fascism is just a redirected form of communism afterall. Instead of a classles society its a raceless society where the only race is the white one
>>224301028What the fuck are you even talking about
maple trees are hard to draw
The group leader at my catechism classes table looked exactly like Jason
>>224301052Your little timmy brain is too underdeveloped to understand it but all 20th century ideologies seek the end of history via the destruction of all previous political orders, be it through globalization, world revolution or lebensraum. It is a reaction to the "death of God", the seeking of pourpose after religion
Kids these days get to call artists nepobabies in my day you were labeled a misogynist
>>224301126I want to drag my tongue up and down the back of her thighs like you wouldn't believe
>>224300971Time traveler from 1896?
how the FUCK do you do pinch harmonics consistently this shit is IMPOSSIBLE
>>224301126I do not find her attractive or cute. Especially with the world's eyes on her.
sex with women? yeah, i think so
>>224301380What about with me
>>224301343pretty much every shredder has dedicated 12 hours of their day for ten years playing the same scales at increasingly faster speeds on every fret of their guitar
I had two chances to kill myself and I fucked up both times. I should have just gone through with it. There is no hope.
>>224301408if you dont fall under the category of women i dont think so
Sex with men
>>224301444do you have a functioning biological vagine?
>>224301454Gayson
>>224301475No>>224301408Update your iPhone.
Leg day today. Made sure to go hard on the squats. Gotta keep the big Canadian boy butt in shape
House was the ultimate tv chad.>funny>ridiculously smart>rich, has a nice apartment in a big city and an expensive piano>handsome for a middle aged guy>confident>bad boy attitude, not afraid to break the rules>often goes against the established opinion and ends up being right>dominates his boss in conversations, he knows she can't fire him because he's too good to lose
>>224301495Update my pussy
I was once talking to a girl from a nearby city for about 5-6 months or so. She mentioned the idea of meeting up and I made the mistake of telling her my real name. She probably had a bunch of people how much of a neurotic retard and then decided to ghost me.
Mexican jail is like a cross between austchwitz and the black hole of calcutta you will be praying for death (literally, they worship death) if you end up there
>>224301554why he look like rick sanchez tho
>>224301613This shit makes American prisons look like a 4 star hotel, and Scandinavian prisons like luxury resorts.
>>224301613>I suffer in mehico
I hate checking my (You)'s because i know 80% of the time its probably some guy yelling at me and calling me a faggot.
Fighting for my life on the can rn
>>224301740Fucking retard.
>>224301768
Why are you not watching cs2 esports?
Wasn't me
Mexican boys are sex
>>224301782I can't believe you've done this to me.
>>224301627they prolly based rick sanchez on house desu it wouldn't surprise me
The word spicy was originally meant to describe cinnamon and clove. Now you'll get laughed at if you call cinnamon spicy. Only chili peppers are spicy now.
cinnamon is bitter
>>224301993boohoo nigga
>>224301554Also a very quick thinker because he's always making clever quips in conversations on the fly.In the ancient jungle, this would translate to being able to come up with a good idea quickly to survive in a life or death situation (good genes)
>>224301740/cum/ can be angsty some times
>>224302015...what? are your taste buds ok?
>>224301993Shit nobody cares about enthusiast
just pooped, feels good
what if women were sexy? what would happen then?
>>224301768Letting them guts out?
>>224302089sorry, forgot what regular 'amon tasted like, just poured some in my mouth, indeed it is spicy, but like candy-spicy, not... oh forget it
i rate this 7.5/10
what is the evolutionary purpose of nostalgia. i always see retards complaining how life sucks now but then i see people nostalgic for 2018. fucking 2018
>>224302183>what if women had gocksgee idk brazilanon
I want to make a vehemently racist post on this general but jeetnnies will ban mevgh... the vvhite mvns bvrden
>>224302232Well give my finger a lil sniffaroo then post it anyways and let's see where things go
what is a white man
>>224302311A gosh dang ice eyed mayo monkey
Mombergstein shrank my shirt in the wash. I liked how it fit me before. It was slightly loose but not too baggy. It was exactly how I like it. Now it's smaller snd tighter. She keeps doing this to all my favorite shirts.
>>224302311It's whatever identifies as a white man., chud
>>224302342Momma knows you need to show off your assets to attract a mate
If I was a janny, I would have a delete first, ask questions later attitude
>>224302342Wash your own clothes, what are you, 8?
I don't want to live anymore.
>>224302436I wash my mans clothes. I like when he smells like me. He brings me glittery flowers every wednesday, too.
>>224302491Join the club
>>224302393>>224302436I'm going to see if I can stretch it back to its original size if I keep pulling on it. I can't stand how it looks and feels when it's like this.
>>224302201The 80's were very much a slop fest in hindsight
>>224302491If you neck yourself, can I have your stuff?
>>224302501And that makes you special.. how?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
I wish I was a mod so I could ban innocent people
>>224302311
>>224302520yeah you can do that I've done it
>>224302491Did you do something morally unjust are are you just dumb?
>>224302562
>>224302585Slavs are white
>>224302544How about no?
>>224302632why not?
>>224302601I'm a subhuman who can't connect with others, I'm doomed to be eternally lonely.
>>224302602
>>224302646same
>>224302662that looks incredibly painful. she needs to wear a bra
>>224302662Genuinely disgusting.
>>224302662When yo grandma got her nightgown on with nothin underneath
>>224302193I got up after like half an hour and immediately felt like I had to go again.
>>224302918KEK Thats how >his weiner was just a few minutes ago, too.
I took my plate of food out the microwave in the dark and was putting hot sauce and didn't see how much came out and now my scrambled eggs are too spicy to eat.
>>224303029Dab some off with paper towel
>>224303029what sort of hot sauce
for me, it's
>>224303029>looks like katchupthat isn't going to be spicy
as an american, would you rather have (illegal) drugs seize to exist or half a million dollars?
There was some kind of downie at the pool today and she was so hot. Like had an amazing ass but his weird fucked up chin
>>224302662>>224303098Rare to see a facially bogged woman these days who didn't also make her delightful saggers into immobile bolt-ons.
>>224303138Give it time
Watching collage football and I forgot how many negros are named Trayvon
>>224303067
>>224303222My espn app is broke :/
>>224303222Insane amount of jits named some variation Jayden, Brayden, Aiden, etc. running around nowadays
>collage
>>224303280It's a collage of football games, must be an art media project
>>224303267Just trying to fit in I guess
>>224303320This gives me the unexplainable urge to clothesline her
>>224303280gottem
>>224303320She was especially careful not to lift that shirt enough to show her stomach, very tasteful of her.
>>224303356don't fall for it, she's just projecting her insecurities on you. be strong brother
Thinking I will finally hang myself in march, give the family one last Christmas and new years.
PECCHÈ SIAM' NNAMMURAT' CHEST'AMORE CIOCCOLATT
>>224303390Another one bites the dust
>>224303403Bedwench phenotype
Hot pee alert
>>224303390Then when march comes you'll say>Well just one more Easter and birthdayThen those will pass>Thanksgiving and moms bday are close then Christmas can't do it thenAd infinitum
>>224303390Don't be a bitch nigga
>>224303403YAAAS KWEEN
>>224303390Why not just do it now and get it over with?
>>224302732
hang arounddowntown
>>224303488This nigga was hilarious https://youtu.be/oduDoejeB1I?si=fKw3JrAuOyjcQDTW
>>224303499
>>224303462You're probably right>>224303483Cause it would ruin the holidays for them
>>224303390Killing yourself is not a good idea
>>224303579Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>224303390Seek help. 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline
Brother came back to visit Vermont for the first time in 7 years and asked what happened cuz there's homeless addicts all over the place. I told him that wasn't a very progressive observation.
>>224303618>unironically posting the suicide hotline LOL LMAO
What would your pirate name beI would be Dread Captain Skumballs
Killing yourself when you actually have a family and people who love you is pussy ass bitch shit. My whole family is dead, I don't even have a single friend. If anyone should check out it's me. Just look to the people who love you
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SUICIDE HOTLINE THEY WILL SEND THE COPS TO YOUR HOUSE
>Trump has renamed Lake Ontario as Lake America
The laws regarding forced admittance to mental hospitals are so draconian. If you even make the slightest suggestion that you are suicidal, then the cops are legally allowed to force you to the hospital where the hospital will force you to go to a mental institution
>>224303637Boson Skallywagg with two G's
>>224303682Yaharr welcum aboard boson
>>224303672Big if true
>>224303672È allor?You guys renamed Maleventum to Beneventum
>>224303711https://www.theoaklandpress.com/2026/08/27/trump-orders-lake-ontario-renamed-as-lake-america-in-the-united-states/
>>224303673So what should they do instead?
Fat kid just got pulled from pitching in the little league ball game and went off the field crying lmao
>>224303735Live and let die
>>224303707A boson is actually a position
>>224303720You are just happy to get more italo american toponyms
>>224303781È ''o ver', ngl
>>224303735I don't know, but I do know that locking people up for the smallest thing evidentially doesn't work. It just teaches people to hide what they actually feel.
There needs to be a general for the coloured /cum/folk only.
>>224303801>America's United American States of America
If guns really were the cause of violence there'd be a lot more assassination attempts. Or they're purposely hiding the attempts to prevent more St Luigi cases.
>>224303847I'd love that
Dishitfano is my husband
>>224303603Don't you want to see what happens next?
Let's get a big bathtub we can all use together
>>224303635new england in a nutshell
>>224303878Kill yourself
it's not delivery it's distefano
>>224303882Yea kinda, but do I want to go through the constant drudgery and humiliation that is life?
>>224303914Even Maine?
>>224303862assassination seems pretty hard if its someone high profile, you could maybe kill them but you wont really be able to avoid prison
7,300 people died from heat this summer in France
>>224303767Yes was it uncommon to refer to an officer by their title?
Reading The Imitation of Christ and it's becoming even more evident that I need to keep my fucking yap shut.
Working out and getting a sick pump is actually the best shit in the world. Wooooo! I need to get way more jacked though. I want to look jacked even in a normal t shirt.
>>224303672he'll rename italy to bippity boppity
>>224303961I don't wanna laugh at people dying but considering how easy it would be to remedy this with a few air conditioners is hilarious
>>224303974King David must have not been a fan of eating pussy
>>224303950They have one city full of Somalis
>>224303970Good point, Cap'n
>>224303936DiAmerica*
>>224303947You'd probably benefit from reading Kierkegaard. The Sickness Unto Dead or Either/Or to start imo.
I miss when men directed porn.
>>224304016King David had dozens of wives.
>>224304007>how easy it would be to remedy this with a few air conditioners is hilariousEuros act like they don't want A/Cs for some cultural reason or the environment but it's just the government stonewalling because they know their grid couldn't handle the strain
>>224303878Pretty sure he is mine?? But don't mind me, he's in my arms rn
>>224303635vermont has a bunch of drug programs that dont even try to stop them from using drugs, its so retarded, they just enable them all and it increases
>>224301343, right hand real close to the bridge, "hard" string strokeexactly above the relevant fret, left hand using the perpendicular tangent to the half circle formed by the fingertip instead of the tip aligned with the bone that you'd use to pinch a note with good form, i.e. the string sits about a quarter inch further down the finger compared to how it would be for a regular fretting, finger has to be tense but barely touching the stringit's easier (and it sounds better) on bass because you have to give more intention into the right hand and the left hand is used to more tensionstoopid easy once you get the hang of it
>>224304019Only one? Minnesota mogs
>>224303974I really need to read that but I am slowly still reading and learning from my study Bible.
>>224304051And whoooo are you?
Weekend!https://youtube.com/watch?v=TyOfYE5cqNk
>>224304072I bet he has a big butt
>>224304075>vermont has a bunch of drug programs that dont even try to stop them from using drugsWe had drug programs that literally used to give drugs to the addicts and a place to use them
>>224303953All it takes is one moment of them letting their guard down
>>224304123We have Methadone clinics that do that. Blue cities, amirite
Trump wants to rename Canada to Cacada
Trump renames Canadian geese to Donald ducks
>>224304157Trump should keep renaming Canadian things to America it's a really harmless and funny way to rile up stupid Canadian boomers.
>>224304122Juicy and round
>>224304157Sei tu Giusè or are you a different Italian poster
>>224304157I thought he was gonna change it to Kanada in honour of G!YBE
>>224304177
>>224304177kek
>>224303950Even Maine. Bangor has an AIDS outbreak among addicts due to the failure of harm reduction policies.
>>224304123heard they do that in portland or some west coast shithole and they had to stop because all it leads to is drug addicts swarming the area and overdoseshow could anyone have seen that coming
>>224304200Yes>>224304202cacadian
bangor? i hardly know her
>>224304118Party onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
>>224304148In my country, it was the feds who came up with this brilliant plan then like 5 years later abolished it acting like they never had anything to do with it. You could even buy the official gov't opioids on the streets for like $10.
>>224304088yeah i know how to do those natural/artificial harmonics. i mean the ones where you twist the pick while you strum a note so that the string bounces back on your knuckle for a split second causing a loud squeal.
>>224304189>harmlessNo it's not, our taxpayer dollars are going towards updating every official sign and label
>>224304263They watched too much The Wire
>>224304075It's because they don't ask for anything in return. >>224304224 Maine's AIDS problem is because they hand out bunches of free needles and no longer require addicts to exchange their used needles
>>224304255
>>224304285Well harmless to Canada
>>224304226In my country the "Safe" drugs that they gave addicts were all immediately resold to dealers for the fent lol they actually greatly increased the amount of opioids in circulation. Then when this started coming to light their reaction was to sue and threaten people for complaining lol fundamentally unserious place.
>>224304247Circadian >>224304262Classic tune!
>harm reduction policiesWhat about the harm increasing policies
>>224304189They just can't stop taking the bait. They never learn.
>>224304343Oh we have tons of those
My name is Richard Allen Davidson and THIS....... is Fishing World™
>>224304362Hi Richard Allen Davidson and THIS....... is Fishing World™ I'm Dad
Burn everything
>>224303950Yeah. As a kid there were hardly any black people. Then in 2018 there was a whole neighborhood of them in Bangor. Augusta was also teeming with muslims and faggotry at that time. A lot of it is because "charities" or whatever are just leaching off of the scum that can't scrape by in the desirable cities like nyc or boston.
>>224304387PAPA
>>224304343Faggot leftists modeled harm reduction on programs in countries like Belgium and Portugal which are starting to fail over there thanks to fentanyl
I have acquired the edible cannabis
>>224304388Fire Fire
Wait till I get my fingers in that bussy
When I see a happily married couple I smile. It's a beautiful thing, too bad I'll never have it
Weed should be illegal. Oh and alcohol too
>>224304388
>>224304427My lady says edibles make my breath stinky but I think she's a fucking liar
>>224304462The future is not yet written.
>>224304418They also wanted it to be like Portugal in the decriminalization part but not the mandatory commitment of addicts to detox facilities. Like how did you think that was even going to work?
>His haircut is half done. Cut the power and send his crush to the door
>>224304479Nah that would be gay
>>224304479They tried that>>224304488Wee dries your mouth no matter how much you drink and gives you shit breath
>>224304488I just got new tropical smoothie toothpaste and it is actually good af
>>224304462You could marry a thirdie tomorrow and have that
>>224304479alcohol is fine, weed smells like shit so that shouldnt exist
This fat fuck is over here eating flavored toothpaste
August slipped away like a bottle of wine because you were never mine
>>224304540Try it again. People who drink alcohol are scum
>>224304557Until they come to this Gynofascist Matritopia and she divorces me for half my shit for an actually good looking dude
>>224304575You sound like a muslime
I used to never find blondes attractive. Last couple years, I find many of them very very attractive.
>>224304597Who said anything about living with her in America? Start geomaxxing
>>224303635Where did he go that he didn’t experience this change? Basically everywhere has fent encampments now.
>>224304500Idiot leftoids thought that was too controversial and would erode trust lmao, everything they do is so stupid and passive
>>224304618I don't want to live in some bombed out Serbian shack just for some pussy
>>224304115Do you have you the Oxford Annotated NRSV Study Bible? I highly recommend it.
>>224304643Why dont you kill them all
>>224304660Belgrade is a very nice city, Sofia also. Never give up you've got the foid kryptonite citizenship.
>>224304611That's a good thing then considering where you moved to because I assume there are more fair haired girls in pooland than bharatada
>>224304643Montpelier the capital. There's aggressive panhandling addicts there all over the place especially near churches and its bike path
>>224304655Yeah idk what it is in North America but they have this sort of view that spending a billion dollars passively with no goals, end date, or even metrics of efficacy is acceptable but interventionist stuff is unacceptable even if it's a fraction as expensive.
>>224304721Places like Vermont are almost a leftist paradise
>>224304715No I have this one >>224304736Yeah a lot more. I miss the Asian girls a bit but not really as much as you’d think you’d miss going from lots of Asian girls to no Asian girls
>>224304792Noice
I cooked a weeks worth of chicken today#meals for the week
>>224304721Users should have a pathway to redemption, but should be moved to insane asylums in the interim. Drug traffickers should be executed by the state, if not subjected to medieval shit like being drawn and quartered, or being burnt at the stake.
I also have a copy of picrel which I want to read. I REALLY need to read more of the Bible though. Last I was, I was making my way thru the gospels – I was on Luke I think. I've been listening to this guy's narration of the KJV and it's really excellent: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3WrxvicLXxP1o4rTxsU4XvC-yD4dBdmS>>224304808I'm not a Catholic but that's nice.
>>224304842I went to shartmart and they didn't have rotisseries so I got two hotdogs instead
Nobody is beyond redemption, Vorenus. Not even you.
>>224304867Them 'tisseries go hard af bro ong
>>224304903no cap
Saw a vapid foid post with thousands of likes claiming the Bible was bad because it was written by "12 men" to "control women". Where do they even get this stuff?
>>224304867>>224304903Costco rotisserie chicken is the goat thoughbeit
>>224304848>The Sayings of the Desert Fathers>I'm not a CatholicSeems like you're on the path to become one, once you study a lot of early Christian writing you'll see what I mean.
I heard the hot dog stand at Home Depot is supposed to have great dogs but I haven't tried yet
>>224304941It doesn't matter, everyone just makes shit up all the time to get attention. That's the internet now.
>>224304946Never had one I refuse to belong to any club that would accept someone like me as a member
>>224304269Oh right pinch harmonics, well you have to learn the exact spots that ring a harmonic on the whole string rather than solely the fretboard, it's symmetrical from the 12th fret, figure it out with the left hand before doing it with the right hand. Or do you mean harmonics that are played on top of a note? It's the same, it's always about memorizing the exact corresponding string length, it takes more precision than frets but it's still a matter of exercising muscle memory
>>224304941it clearly has more than 12 authors spanning various centuries after the events in the story allegedly took place. Foids just block out any logic or objective evidence due to it not making their flappy pussies soggy.
>>224304941I wonder what her thoughts are on other religions
>people are finding about the rotisserie chicken metaits over
I relapsed on speed and just stimfapped for 36 hours straight. What a fucking pathetic, retarded waste of time. I just tossed my stash out.
>>224304941The Bible is bad because it claims to be true when it's all made up
I wonder if anyone has tried to shove a rotisserie chicken up their ass
>>224304941Jung asserts that the source concept of the Holy Trinity was father, mother, and child, which covers all the archetypal bases, but at some point the mother got desexed into the Holy Spirit, which causes problems. He goes on to assert that Catholics filled this void with the veneration of the Virgin Mary, but Protestants and their societies revived this problem by abandoning Mary.
>>224304997Ho brutta notizia pe te it's not a secret everybody loves them
the roman empire included egypt, but guess how many egyptians lived on the italian peninsula.. zeroThe US is not the roman empire
>>224304941Why would men needs books to control women? If anything the Bible empowered women in a societal/cultural sense. Without Christian ethics men can just use brute force to " control women ". As they did in most non Christian societies.
>>224304986>Christianity is bad because it controls society and racism or something>Islam? yeah that's so spiritual and goodBasically every foid nowadays
>>224305014Is your dick a mashed piece of shit now?
>>224305014Pussy
>>224305020It's also a historical document and not made up albeit, that's a reddit pseud attitude you've got
Waitll niggas find out that if you got to Walmart in the afternoon you can buy cold rotisseries for like 3 bucks
>>224305014How about relapsing on sneed
Going to pursue love this week
>>224304954>once you study a lot of early Christian writingI mean, as a fact I don't. I also read a fair amount of occult & witchy shit. I have a copy of picrel coming from the 'zon tomorrow. >>224305020The ancients didn't think of history in the same way we do.
>>224305079All the parts about magic are made up
>>224305087Chris Chan love quest ahhh pursuing yellow fever, pajeetas, and trannies
>>224305100>magic
>>224305052Nah, it's just temporarily severely shrunken from vasoconstriction.
>>224305080Shan't, this is the time of day when the teenagers come out of hiding from the back woods to hang out in the parking lot and cause trouble
Is there any other line of work besides police where you're GUARANTEED to be called a piece of shit at least a couple times a week
>>224305117Yes?Reconstituting matter out of thin air, beings coming from other dimensions, human essence being transported to other dimensions, raising the living from the dead.Either Jesus was a hyper advanced alien, or it's magic. And anyone with an iq above 80 knows that magic is impossible, as seen by millenia of observation
>>224305022Probably a leg
You guys remember when Green Day released this album and it was terrible and we all realized Green Day sucked
I was raised Catholic but I'm pretty much a heathen agnostic now. But I still think it's nice when people find a meaningful connection with their faith and religious community. Christianity can be a really beautiful thing.
When you buy a rotisserie chicken, you do eat the dark meat while it’s hot as your first meal, use the white meat to make chicken salad the next day, and then use the carcass to make a stock, RIGHT ANON???
>>224305112>yellow fever, pajeetasThe Jeeta and the Taiwanese girl are 2 out of the 5, two of them are Whtie and the other is half Polynesian>tranniesThe thing with the tranny is thankfully not happening
>>224305154>teenagerswouldn't mind having a little fight with them, unless by teenagers you mean armed blacks
>>224305022Martha Stewart on southpark
>>224305171parking enforcement probably
>>224305087Big doubt
>>224305154>teenagersI went to an old grocery store near a subway station other day. It used to be quaint and safe 20 years ago. Get out of car walk to the entrance and immediately get harassed by a homeless. "Uh, sir can i ask you a question?". I didn't stop to hear what the question was going to be.
>>224305220That's police adjacent
>>224305217Just rednecks and farm kids or both. Few if any blacks
>>224305201I liked this album and I still like this album. I don't like anything they released after it though, and yeah it's obviously not as good as Dookie or American Idiot but I still have a soft spot for it.
>>224305202Agnostic too but I do enjoy churches and cathedrals, and Christians who use their religion to help others and reduce suffering.
NEW>>224305256
>>224305171DMV, tax agent, healthcare (any), construction if you do a lot of work around residential areas. Parking enforcement is counter intuitive, I did that job for a few years. It wasn't daily. There are as many people demanding I throw the book at everyone in the lots they normally park as there were whiners about the prices, the fairness of enforcement etc. So far healthcare has been worst. At least once daily someone will be deeply upset about some part of the facility or process.
