Rorke changed edition
imagine what you could do with a fucking 14 litre air frier
BPCRPCR
Roke....
>>224298395recycle old threaddont use a mongo jeff thread
i wonder what life outside the shadow realm will feel like
rorke
>>224301018not using a yank thread
>>224301005>RAFwew military grade air friar
>>224301005tell you what you couldn't do, fry air
>>224301032you're using one right now
>>224301023nigga look like a klingon
im sexy and i know it
all in here>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728>>>/mlp/43421728
>>224301018
rorke: nooo.... post in the thread about the sausage... PLEASE!
just been sucked off into an alternate universe
>>224301023Mental how he’s actually fairly handsome. He would mog if he sorted his hair and beard out out and dressed well
>>224301067u wrong for this
Mental how he’s actually fairly handsome. He would mog if he sorted his hair and beard out out and dressed well
>>224301067nigga kill your self do you understand me
>>224301067sonion
right well
IT'S BIG PARTY TIMEPRE PARTY HAS JUST STARTED>>224300438>>224300438>>224300438BIG FAT PARTY>>224300438>>224300438>>224300438
>>224301091me?
got the boxing on
>>224300956
okay yeah no.
for FUCK sake
>>224301134is that you?
>>224301120need this
>>224301120Janny not only nuke this post but the entire thread it's not the right thread!
>>224301091No he's not, look at that wrinkly head. He has a monobrow.
>>224301053dint give you the permission to use thagive it back
what makes me feel dysphoric is all the fucking foreigners everywhere
>>224301161I wish I'm in that position.
evil energy
>>224301196HATE the biomass
using the first posted thread is one rule i do stick to on /brit/. even if its jf vs brit made. the winner is the winner and the loser is the loser. its a high stakes high risk game
speak a lil yoruba for em rorke
>>224301196this is how i felt earlier in b&m bargains when i heard a family of english people
legend of zelda the wind wanker
two threads aghhhh
think janny's on strike
>>224301256gp
>>224301256br rorke relishes these moments
>>224301258Bizarre post from someone with the English flag
>>224301271nearly fapped to that vid ngl
got the sosij on
>>224301297bruhnion
get the biomass outthey will never belong here
>>224301297s
I’m gay
here lies rorkekilled by an AGS spec into a gmaul
>>224301329their willies are bigger so we will be retaining them for sexual purposes ok
sucking an energy drink
it bed time
>>224301279>>224301333SAY THE WHOLE WORD STOP FUCKING SPEAKING LIKE BLACK NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
go and die for epstein’s friends or we’ll tell everyone what porn you wank to rorke
omdz rorke forgetting to change spellbook
>>224301360
>>224301347Indians (you) have the smallest penises in the world
>>224301359rorke what are you doing blud
>>224301377indian men all have skinny cocks
>>224301365that's me going to court thenjail me, at least after it i'll be alive
>>224301360n
>>224301390nga the cock inspector
>>224301387lovely stuff
>>224301292i wouldnt waltz into your b&m bargains and start speaking my ulster brogue all over your shop thats all im saying
fail to see how
roadmen in LA trying to antagonise the locals but one of them turns out to be a crip and riddles the roadmen with bullets...
>>224301387good old fred
>>224301409google indian penises you will find it to be true
>>224301411maaaaaate
what causes the genz stare?
the crips have that cool c walk thing going for them and they got a south park episode. what do the bloods have going for them
Got that barely-grey cuisson on my roast beef yepyep
just found a key for my ex's flat. wonder if it still works or if she even lives there anymore
>>224301432mfs showing up to the Newcastle game unaware of the change of management
>>224301470pov you wore shorts outside at night
>>224301462ssris, we know this
might start a gimmick where i listen to self help stuff and postivity 24/7
why would someone wear pants on their head?
Reckon you could handle her?
>>224301464yg6ix9inetwo legends
my taste in porn is very vanilla and only slightly niche and its impossible to find now due to woke
>>224301464the fact that they're not called crips>>224301488try it out at 11am on a weekday when it's likely she's not home and if she isn't keep on entering her flat and going through her stuff maybe one day decide you'll hide somewhere in the flat and stay there until she goes to sleep and then you come out
>>224301502what
bought something off Amazon and feel guilty about it, but I did give the specialised British sellers an honest look. they were just more expensive
>>224301511because theyre pants on head retarded
Not even a bronny freak but I even got to admit some of the pony’s are fit as fuck in a certain way
>>224301428Sorry mate I thought you were Scottish
spurs 14/1 to be relegated that's worth a £5 bet
It's just like sweet and sour chicken
>>224301534cheeky mosquto
>>224301511FOY
>>224301120POV: ME
>>224301523honestly no
>>224301558I eat complete shiteI could not eat that
>>224301523how does she travel when shes unemployed
>>224301558sonion ring
>>224301546>Not even a bronny freak
>>224301574yeah your pov of sucking me off
>>224301558we scran this in usa
>>224301120These two KILL ANTIs
remember that scene in the sopranos where meadow's boyfriend paid for the meal they were both eating with tony and tony threatened to kill hm because of itthe fuck was that about
got the Salomons on
Genuinely don’t give a fuck I won’t be fighting in any future world war that isn’t directly for the UK and our nation. If it’s about Israel, or Ukraine or any other shithole country I don’t give a fuck lock me up
>>224301558the underclass are something else
PATREON LEAK: >>224301556>spurs 14/1 to be relegated that's worth a £5 bet
ate 400g of mash and loads of sausages and veg and now my stomach hurts?what the fuck????
im addicted to bbw fart porn
Song Yadong KOs Umar Nurmagomedov in massive UFC upset
>>224301622ok
Just bought one of those Iceland Big Daddy Steaks Surely it’s grim right?
i couldve been in the sas if i didnt do my back in while trying to suck myself off
>>224301558The orange one could work, but apple? Hell nah
>>224301615remember when he saw that packet of uncle bens rice and fainted
how do you pronounce "meme"
>>224301598Are you clean (STI free)? I will
>>224301639nigga ate a half kilo of mash
the /brit/ team all in the same prison block after refusing to fight in the third world war, employed woman livid he's with us in a male prison
>>224301645anything iceland is grim mate
>>224301639ate a load of cashews after dinner and now my tummy wummy is hurty wurty
for whoever reported my hilarious twitter screenshot fuck you
every time yall n***** say foy i be thinking of this n****
>>224301673all of us taking it in turns to shag his arse haha
might treat myself to a little wank tonightmy treatx
Do you think at some point in our lifetime it will be 100% allowed to go to a female prison if you are trans? It’s literal my ultimate fantasy and I’d definitely get sent to prison for a few years to live it out
>>224301663yes pinkypromise
>>224301671>half kilo of mashdon't phrase it like that
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxSl_eUdAWL__eHtXB5wL-bj1fnADYnCkE?surface=shorts&data=Afs8hOvBcAw3k5Pxvuqxhs7R9ZdkzCuNNivDyXjC7BmEHkajqzqerXQaxle7BYEo_wdjYOhQiNWIqya-&si=z2P7qNHCjbqeJiuVHorse boyfriend Women love horses I wish I could provide that for them
>>224301687ate a big bag of caramelised kashews once and couldn't stop shitting for like 3 or 4 dayscant even look at a cashew nowpost traumatic kashew disorder
drinking starts in 102 minutes
>>224301662meeeeeeeeeeem
Sliced, fried, and ate a full (100%) packet of bacon and burped
absolutely fucking no chance
got the midsomer murders on
>>224301749What STI you got? Need to know to take penicillin or methylpenicillin or if it's gonorrhoea
Mousenonce needs sectioning badly
>>224301748mate just use AI
when does Gundam Wing get good
>>224301818Look he's ok leave him alone ok
>>224300956he is "zesty"
So /brit/, loafers are back. You are wearing them, aren't you?
janny janny
>>224301703what was it about?>>224301727well idk I'd make him my prison bitch so only I'm allowed to use it, maybe i'd get sent to solitary for asking a guard whose crying about his dead mum if he ever shagged her up the arse and then you'd have your opportunity with the laid-off transsexual
Metyldoxycillin
>>224301835howl
Why do people talk about getting people sectioned like it’s an awful thing to do to them?They literally just go a shit facility and lounge about in a room all day everyday while the nurses do everything in their power to not interact with them
>>224301815ive never had sex
I thought the Cotswolds were meant to be nice
>>224301889
>>224301891bro thinks he's Indian :skull:
>>224301890:( wtf
>>224301911screa
>>224301891taking a poo. in his lane. flourishing.
>>224301862well it was about raping children but in a funny way
>>224301558Just like orange/lemon chicken from the chinky
watching red sox @ yankees on tnt sports 2
>Why do people talk about getting people sectioned like it’s an awful thing to do to them?
rishi sunak is an anagram of irish snake
>she's from sheffieldwyd?
garyseconomicstoil tomorrow
>>224301911cackled>>224301931janny clearly has poor media literacy and so he failed to understand that
POV: you just fucked with the wrong bull
im gay im gay
It's been two years since I kissed anyone and it was some random girl at a bar looking for someone to kiss (presumably for a bet or to get herself ready for shagging deano)
>>224301982cringe af
https://youtube.com/shorts/9aPwnOqOxyw?is=0BDDTfBmbv-ka8KQ >Genetics don't correlate to IQ MFs when they start talking about why Koreans live long and have toned liver
What does rorke wank to
Can smell my fireplace
Most influential thing I've done here was start the rumour that Spainlad raped his niece, that shit went sitewide
>>224301982he's such a cringe casethoroughly comicmogged
>>224301965big fan of homolust
still plenty of time to get your bets in for hrgovic TKOfree money
>>224302000kissing a woman is gayer than having the gayest gay sex with a man you could ever have
stroking my dingaling to some fine gay porn
>>224302005
Apparently Corridor Crew pay Wren minimum wage and he just takes it
>>224302037not enjoying listening to this paki on commentary
asking begging IMPLORING you to post your favourite country & western songs this saturday eveninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfgxznPmZM
Horse guys are so gentle unless it's actually a girl lolDon't know how guys can be so... Gentle :3
>>224302047mental sentence that only a deranged mind could produce
>>224302022You literally just stole my idea of when I said the same about 190 raping his niece.I founded that story and it has a legacy on here and /sp/
Love it when boxing is on because all the lads suddenly pretend to be an expert on it
>‘Worth it’: Mother admitted to kidnapping, killing her 11-month-old son with single shotgun blast in custody dispute with child's father.
Do I have a Bwc
>>224302096live feed from wombos house
>>224302079give this woman $5 million asap
I stand by my opinion about Sacha Baron Cohen ridiculing Muslims.His Ali G character had ambiguous origins for the first four years. His name was Ali and his uncle's name was Jamal. Naturally, a lot of people assumed he was Muslim.Only later did he reveal the character's name as Alistair Leslie Graham after four years of ambiguity.Cohen's career then included a racist depiction of Borat from Muslim Kazakhstan. And then there was the Muammar Gaddafi impression in the Dictator film.Baron Cohen was brought up an orthodox Jew, speaks Hebrew and has spent a lot of time in Israel. He has made a series about Mossad and has made public statements supportive of Israel.Join the dots - he's a Zionist ridiculing his enemies.
>>224302096Imagine if they just started shagging in there
craving female bum flesh
>>224301982Sam Sam has spent the last decade surrounded by MDE fans who are far more autistic and physically weaker than he is, and that's warped his worldview significantly. Every group of nerds has the one "Alpha Nerd" who is the most socially capable, charming and funny. The Alpha Nerd develops a superiority complex and starts to believe he is basically an advanced normie.But take a guy like Sam, put him in the real world with normal people for one day, and suddenly the alpha nerd illusion is shattered because everyone finds this guy offputting, unfunny and obnoxiously autistic.
>>224302133grow up
>>224302127grow up
playing the Witcher 3 remaster when it comes out
>>224302034timmy blockers (final boss)
>>224302053Love him me
>>224302075Hahah did you, that's great mate...*Nervously eyes someone else to get me away from the schizophrenic retard*
>>224302141>>224302147grow up
>>224302091I genuinely have a large penis. Girls I’ve shagged and the online stats calculators confirm it. So why do I get off to sph/spe porn then?
>>224302141>>224302147why do you spend time with people you consider immature?
>>224302163grow up ffs
>>224302148grow up
you ever get a sharp big toe nail and slice yourself wit it
might have a little gay bath x
>>224302037might stick a fiver on it, still got money in my account from the world cup
>>224302174grow up ffs
@everyonegrow up
ok druski skits are pretty funny I won’t lie
>>224302178grow up
>>224302170>>224302174your life is abysmal
I don't want my hair to fall outI don't wanna be filled with doubtI don't wanna grow up
>>224302055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9DuLnd7Tqwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LgR2v3gCoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXBWckQrE0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5FK6glgZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcoBe6s1c5Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojVV3lVCfG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVPTYr3zDc8
That’s SIR Jimmy Savile to you.
>>224302029>oh whats my problem?>well im the only empath officer>i can FEEEL so much when im on the dole, the victims... their lives, i FEEL everything so much, its making me INSANE
Based
don’t know how you lads enjoy boxing
>>224302231grow up
>>224302233nice
>>224302253not my problem!
throw up
>>224302254Boxing is basically the only good sport there is. Why don't you like it?
>>224302253oh no!
>>224302253bizarre man
>>224302285you'll do nothing
your freakcel life is a rape movie
>>2243300grow up
>>224302253Mad how you have zigger loving mongs here while they constantly spout this shit
>>224302253
>>224302177hobbyless behaviour
>>224302293wasn't planning on doing anything?
I'll tell you what it's freezing isn't it
>>224302312he says stuff that’s correct?
ill do everything
get the brittish roses posted
>>224302335you'll do a lot
>>224302178No there is literally infinite germs in there why would you cut yourself with that
>>224302253get him gaped by mr blobby
zigger stardust
>>224302055Allow me to put you onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62VW6LvMKXIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRaBgmg6XKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysaBHTwazjk
>>224302320sc
>>224302312Rorke loves Russia
>>224302357would spark this runt out
>>224302253wtf why? didn't do nowt
It's mental how the UK politi class and middle class oids on twitter are so anti Russia when if you go into any working class pub you'll find the population to be overwhelmingly pro Russia
>>224302358accidentally
At the pub they have the chase board game here but sitting on me lens
wake tf up. GTA 6 is not a video game. it is a coordinated PSYOP dropped by rockstar + the shadowy they to reprogram every gringo’s brain into thinking latinos are the main character now.they knew exactly what they were doing when they cooked lucía looking like THAT. rizz so lethal it should be a war crime. they put her in vice city so midwestern white boys start dreaming in spanish and suddenly “maybe i should learn to salsa” is a personality. next thing you know the whole country is glazing empanadas and calling their mom “mami.”this was never about crime, it was about cultural annexation.this is a coordinated latinas coup. gringos will be out there downloading duolingo at 3am like it’s a spiritual awakening.
ordering the ramen at spoons to piss off /brit/
>>224302278to be honest I don’t watch much so maybe I’m being ignorant but it just seems kind of boring and tame. I don’t watch ufc either but atleast with that you can knee, kick, elbow, choke etc just seems more entertaining
Got this for the sister. I’m an uncle!
>>224302364idgi cock meat??
>>224302377utterly bizarre post from a warped mind
ordering pasta through the post
>>224302394Wait *gathers myself* they sell a ramen noodle dish at Wetherspoons?
>>224302374did lots actually
>>224302391utterly banal post from a stable mind
asmr gf deleted her channel, it's over
>>224302420Do they put it through the letterbox
>>224302400looks like a painful piercing
>>224302432oh this'll be a laugh.. go on then what did we do?
>>224302441your life is abysmal
>>224302391played out 2022 xitter right wing ironic intellectual with a roman statue profile picture proseget new material
>>224302454It would be extremely painful...
>>224302368No arguments to support his daughters existence either lmao
>>224302467yeah
>>224302441you did download the videos didn't you?
>>224302467You just learnt a new word or something why tf u keep saying abysmal? Said it like 15 times this thread grow up lame ass nigga
>>224302441many such cases. you have to keep on top of downloading the vids on the off chance yt nukes it or she just packs it all in
>>224302487yeahx
>>224302402Cor is she fit? Is the baby white?
>>224302442dont know sorry
up i have grown
>>224302366yes
>>224302508ebonics award
worried some people in here might enjoying something
Women started giving a shit about me a few weeks ago for a bit and then it stopped so I'm gonna try get them to do that again. Starting off with the dog ASMR
used to stick my dick through the letterbox when I was a kid
>>224302366patriot
>>224302592grow u–>as a kidoh fair enough
Put me ooooonn
And I still sing the old songs that you taught meAnd I still pray to Jesus now and thenAnd just like you I wish that he would save meTo see the day the south will rise again
>>224302592was it when a black man was walking up the road and did he knock on doors trying to find out who it was?
>>224302647>>224302647>>224302647>>224302647>>224302647
>>224298395>>224298395>>224298395
>>224302400r katie
>>224301523I would literally kill someone to have her shit on me
