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ask for israeli citizenship
move to israel, get citizenship and become a ben-gvir supporter
>>224301654This, probably
>>224301623I probably have some and I wouldn't care. jews are bad because of the things they choose to believe not because of their genes.
>>224301623considering both of my grandmas are from the pale it wouldn't surprise me if some yid managed to sneak in
>>224301623Keep it as a deep dark secret that I take to the graveHere it would mean I came from conversos or maybe even those secret jews
>>224301623I would visit the nearest synagogue
absolutely nothing
>>224301623That's irrelevant
>>224301623start saying oy vey more often
>>224301623I'd rejoice
>>224301623as a latinx, it's normal to be descended from Sephardics larping as Old Christians. I think nothing of it because being Jewish is a choice and one I don't take.
>>224301654
>>224301623>get israeli citizenship and convert>move to israel>join the military>dedicate entire life to climbing the ranks>hopefully get access to any of their nuclear facilities>nuke Israel>burn in hell with the rest of the tribe
>>224301623idkprobably post on int
>>224301694foreigners always love him because of crocodile memes but he's actually pretty good as a regular beurocrat/minister
>>224306863You mean the retard that goes into crowds and antagonizes people with a gun. I don't think he runs anything, he's a puppet head.
>>224306939ben gvir runs the police he's the interior security minister , the last one was super bad our police was falling apart and now theyre actually working
>>224306863>foreigners always love him>foreigners love Ben-GvirIn what fucking universe, nigga
>>224301623I don't see how that would do literally anything to change my life.
>>224301654this
>>224307010הם לא עובדים בכלל על מה אתה מדבר יא מתומתם, אין חוק בישראל מאז שהוא נכנס לממשלה. יש אלפי נודרים דוקרים ברחובות בפריפריה, אנשים שרוצחים על זה שאתה אומר להם לא להשתולל בחגיגות יום העצמאות>>224306939Ben Gvir is an 80IQ retard and is functionally an Anti Zionist. The only thing going for him is printing more gun licenses
>>224301623Nothing really
>>224301623...
Be surprised since I've never even seen anyone wearing a kippa here and then don't give a shit
>>224307583>printing more gun licensesI'm surprised this isn't the case already. Y'all are surrounded by terrorists on all sides. It seems risky to just rely on the army for personal security.
>>224301623I found out my grandma was sami and now I get to hate on the sami with renewed vigor, so probably that
>>224307684Yes but you have to be careful to not give it out to everyone. Also if you’re licensed it’s only open carry and if a terrorist attack happens nearby you’re obligated to neutralize the perpetrator. This however is very dangerous because if the terrorist is also a shooter then there’s a chance some other guy with a gun will blue on blue on you by accident. an armed citizen who neutralized an arab terrorist was killed this way by some settler-terrorist 19 year old conscript 3 years ago
>>224307679I thought you guys had a pretty decent-sized jewish community. Then again, I guess given that they're swedes, they're also unlikely to be particularly religious.
>>224307677Elite ball knowledge
>>224307835More than Norway, but still just .15-.25% of the population according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_population_by_country
Get the US senate to give me money o algo.
>>224307953You honestly had even more than I thought, being in the top 20 globally is pretty crazy.
>>224307992Maybe they're all hanging out in Stockholm or making plots from the shadows
I think judaism requires your mother to be a jew inorder for you to be a jew? either way if possible I would involve myself in the jewish communityI feel like that would advance my career and maybe find a place of belonging
>>224301654Me too.
>>224308014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45WthPTo24
>>224301623Ask to get my credit scored bumped up. and enjoy the benefits. There is a chance theirs some jewish dna in my senpai.
I am half Jew and because we have blue eyes I always assumed we were just Slavs who converted. I ordered a DNA test and read up on all the literature about Khazars etc. ready to learn about my steppe ancestors. When the results came in it said I had a fucking Saudi haplogroup. It doesn't even show up in Lebanon and Syria, literally just Jews and Saudis.
>>224308251Only Muslims and white trash are obsessed with Jews
>>224301623i would do absolutely nothing
Disregard the meme test because "Jewish DNA" is not a real thing.
>>224301623Abuse my k-word pass.
>>224301623I would be much more vocal in telling Zionists that they aren't even real Jews but are instead antisemitic gentiles LARPing as Jews.The truth would sting them hardest when I'd be a Jew myself.
>>224308553Jøde detected.
>>224308538The ultimate semite
>>224307953>mfw finnish posters complaining about (((fennoswedes))) are correct
>>224301623It would actually explain a lot. Think I would start my own sect. Just for the fun of it.
>>224301623Anon, I...
>>224301623I only have around 12% so it's not really much to be a concern
>>224301623according to muttcestry dna i am 3% jewish and the revelation sent me into an existential tailspin
>>224311969>>224311989Get it out get it out!
>>224301623Convert from Christianity to Messianic Judaism and worship Yehua Bar Yosef as the long-promised Messiah and my G*d
>>224312233I'd unironically might do something like this just to piss off normie jews
>>224301623my dna test gave 4% jewish, is that enough to get a job in a bank?
>>224301623I probably have it
>>224313270Jews looks like reptiles and wolves, they must be one of the most alien races on earth.
