you HAVE to choose one
>>224304249USAEvery xoomer above 22 and below 30 years of age is basically american. The greatest Psyop ever concieved.
>Chaos God of RageImpotent's rage that is
>>224304335What about the (non foreign) ones under 22?
>>224304410The ones living in america are american. Except they’re nuamerican
>>224304406kek
>>224304249
>>224304249Khornehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZT5bMIT58
>>224304249Daddy nurgle's warm fetid embrace ofc. Tzeentach would randomly explode you for shits and giggles, khorne needs you to die, slaneesh will rape you to death, malice is just nightmare mode, etc.
>>224304249if anything america is the place of excesschina should be nurgle
>>224304249>you HAVE to choose oneim not a 40k nerd, who's the closest one to hermes?
>>224304249US is all 4
>>224304249but I like Khorne... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONEI don't even like Nurgle. Fat smelly old bastard>>224305450uhh... probably some kind of rogue trader who has to relay messages between star systems
>>224305493>uhh... probably some kind of rogue trader who has to relay messages between star systemsi mean out of the 4 tards in OPs picrel
>>224304249Malal
>>224305529he's not really like any of them, but i reckon he's most like Tzeenetch
>>224305493nurgle is based he actually makes his underlings stronger and revives them in many cases. death guard is the most advanced and numerous chaos legion. meanwhile khorn sends his underlings to die in some meaningless battles. world eaters have the smallest survival rates and are by far the weakest chaos legion because of heavy attrition.
>>224305612irrelevant, I only care about having FUN followers of nurgle are in a constant state of agony, dying of a plague they only have immunity to based on the whim of Nurgle. The second they lose favor with him, they melt into a pile of goo like an Ebola victim
see attachment https://youtu.be/mi7M6lfDhjo?si=rkcxNpElmttDc3jG
but then again, there is the nails... you're just fucked whoever you follow as a chaos worshipper. thats why i play Ork
>>224304249I choose Hashut
>>224304696
>>224304249choose for what?
>>224304335>psyopit's the natural way of thingsactual nationalism has been dead for almost a hundred years now, why should I bother with its recent doomed-to-fail renaissance?
>>224304249>USA= NurgleLmao, they should be Korne, also India should be Nurgle.
>>224308543Feel they are also Slaanesh for their compulsion for excess.
>>224309104>SlaaneshThat should be Brazil, also jeets rape anything that moves, poojeets could be any of the of the two chaos gods
How about "no" you memetic soul virus fucks?
>>224304249China
Death Guard are the only even moderately interesting looking chaos marine factionThe others are just boring recolours of marinesI have no idea why GW are making them so boring, it must be deliberate
I hate the wholesome chungusification of 40k
You dont think you get to choose. Me personally, I think I'm corrupted by Slaanesh and Tzeetch.
>>224310642How did this mf break through Xi Jinpings great firewall
>>224304249EU obviously, only female coded one and she has a sexy long tongue
>>224311800Wait until you see the horrendous official models of what is supposed to be the goddess of sex, degeneracy and excess
>>224311838Well your mistake was thinking that a guy called "Prince of Pleasure" is supposed to be a goddess
>>224311884>um actually chud in heckin wholesome chungus 40k (which is NOT for nazis), it's a prince>despite all art and all depictions being femaleAlso doesn't change how godawful the models are
>>224311901>despite all art and all depictions being femaleNigga looks at fanart and gets mad at the offical product.
>>224311922wtf indonesia how did you get an upside down flag
>>224311938All flags are upside down in Austrlia you dingus
>>224304249post the original pic you bloody benchoid
>>224304249Damn multi polar world looks like THAT!?
>>224312071i thought india is just a regional power like brazil or south africa
>>224304249Which goycattle franchise is that from
>>224313493DnD
>>224304249of course you made ruzzia the cool black knight one
>>224311884>>224311922>guy calledSlaanesh is called She Who Thirsts, does that sound like a guy to (You)?
>>224315120He isn't actually. Only his enemies call him this. Neither anyone who knows anything about Chaos nor GW itself as an unbiased narrator ever calls him a she
>>224315204>GW itself called her, She Who Thirsts>He isn't actuallyOnly "pretending" to be retarded uh
>>224315291No, GW told you eldar, who are afraid to even say his name call him a she as a cope.That's different from GW telling you directly that he is a woman
>>224315423>GW itself called her, She Who Thirsts in their own books>eldar, the ones who created Slaanesh also called her, she who thirstsStill "pretending" to be retarded uh.
40k was always wholesomeWe were always at war with Eurasia
>>224313493Marvel
>>224315513The Amazonian tribes say planes are giant birds. Are planes birds? Do explorers who tell use what the tribes think consider planes birds?
>>224312071Replace the jeet one with Great Horned Rat and it will be a spot on.
>>224304249I choose the hidden option: BHARAT, THE RISING EMPIRE
>>224315715>Amazonian tribes say planes are giant birds.are the amazonian tribes the creators of those planes just like the eldar are the creators of Slaanesh?
Slaanesh my love. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV7rgLOQn6c
>>224313467CHINA FLAG? ON 4CHAN? HUH?
>>224305493I cannot imagine being over 15 years old and typing blood for the blood god in all caps on 4chan. I wish something could make me so giddy enough to have a micro spergout like that.
>>224315863Eldar aren't even the creators of Slaanesh retard. That's not how Chaos works. Stop taking all your warhammer knowladge from memes.Chaos is a timeless enemy of equally ancient Old Ones. Elfshit are just the retards that let that specific head of the hydra follow the old ones into real space because they happen to be particularly weak to it's lovecraftian calling from beyond niggerman's sandbox that's 40k world.
Why are the models always so safe and just not grimdark? It's hard to explain, but for all the dark lore, the models never reflect thatI'm not saying they should sculpt and sell models raping and pulling out marine fetuses or something, but it's so sterile
you're all nerds
>>224316157>Yes, the Eldar's collective decadence and depravity led to the birth of Slaanesh, which caused the catastrophic Fall of their civilization. Slaanesh was born from the excesses of the EldarI know you're "pretending" to be retarded, but we're talking about Slaanesh. The Eldar created Slaanesh, and as her creators, they decided to call her She Who Thirsts.
>>224316563The creators of Slaanesh are Games Workshop and they decided that's he's mle like evey other god.Eldar even with your dumb undrstandng of the lore were never intentionally trying to cause Slaanesh and did eveything by accidenet, which gives them retardedly poor authority to decide facts about the result of their actions.
>>224316702>The creators of Slaanesh are Games Workshop Read my posts and stop being an illiterate nigger >>224315513
>>224304249I'd rather get a handjob with a latex glove so I'd pick the EU.
>>224316741I bet you can find me a quote when it's the GW/out of univers narrator calling him that and not a character in a story.Cause it's trivially easy to find that with his real, gendered title of Prince
>>224317021I bet you can find me a quote when it's the GW/out of univers narrator calling her that and not a character in a story.Cause it's trivially easy to find that with her real, gendered title of Goddess of Excess
>>224317173>I bet you can find me a quote when it's the GW/out of univers narrator calling her that and not a character in a story.It's trivially easy actually. GW's own model showcase guide with GW as the narrator that came out this month has a short blurb about each chaos god. It's where i got >>224311884 picture from >Prince>he >him>godNow go -Ack of a bridge cause neither of you will ever be a woman
>>224315957i used magic :)
>>224317690You do realize that none of the chaos gods have genders? Their genders are attributed by the cultures that perceive them
