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What would you do if bowser from mario grabbed you by the torso and used you like a flesh light
the world would be a better place if i ceased to exist
>>224308405i'd throw fireballs at him
>>224308405I would get pregnant
>>224308369About time we had a good Mexican edish
>>224308369Why are the Mexicans OBSESSED with always making the new threads but then they just sit around and never contribute.
>>224308460it's goshpedo
Help me pick a scope for my rifle, it's a 16" barrel and 5.56 caliber. Want something lightweight, willing to spend $1-2k.
>>224308369That girl is twice as thick as the boy, she is not getting lifted like that.
What does this video make you think of
>>224308405I would say “So long, Gay Bowser”
>>224308406No it would not, and it is a worse place for you believing that to be the case. You have dignity and value.
>>224308518Should I play Mario64 tonight? I've got my N64 hooked up.
Hello /cum/sharts
>>224308532I played mario party superstars with my gf last night and completely bodied her
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>>224308539Good morning
>>224308532Can you do a Half A-Press
Explaining Dandy's World to my sister
>>224308566fuck your sister is so hot and beautiful
>>224308515if billie eilish looked good
>>224308544hopefully you bottomed her out afterwards>>224308559i do a full court press every time
>>224308532Play Super Mario Eclipse
>>224308554what does your polish boy butt smell like?
>>224308532Play GoldenEye
>>224308660I DON'T HAVE THAT
>>224308667Not as good as mine
Amazon is selling new oldstock Gamecubes for under $300 CAD right now. I have a GC but I'm tempted to buy one as a second...
>>224308532>N64What does the N stand for?
A think a Russian anon I added might have gotten drafted. I hope he’s alright
>>224308667Shoe polish
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Jerked off to some granny toes
>>224308737lol
>>224308381women are not actually attracted to men who are muscular like that
>>224308381Why are Montreal boys like this
I’ll never have sex
>>224308709What the fuck... I sold my old 3DS for a little over $300
>>224308709Are you insane?
>>224308764prostitution is legal in Nevada
Yeah I'm trans. Got a problem chud?
>>224308761Hes from Moontreal actually
>>224308804Yes
>>224308800I live in Illinois and I don’t want to lose my virginity to a prostitute
>>224308767I have a 3DS XL. How much do you think I could get? The joystick is broken though.
THERE IS A FIRE AT THE MEGA UP DATA CENTER
WHEN I SAY “IT’S” YOU SAY “OVER”IT’S
>>224308748lol
>>224308822idk I had the special edition XL with everything working well. I would assume less but with inflation who knows. Mine sold pretty quickly which implies I could've gotten more
>>224308764Sex is just one facet of love, it's the easiest to visualize so I think thats why it takes up such a large part of our society. It's also the most easily commodified. I guess my point is that you're missing out on much more than sex
'member megaupload
I used to buy weed from a guy who would post on facebook about how he was looking for a gf or what's up with all the ladies tonight kind of shit then finish the post with txt it and his number
I was standing next to a girl. The wind shifted and carried the smell of her perfume to me. It was the same perfume my ex wore. That cut me down good. Every day, a new struggle.
>>224308822>>224308848>>224308767You guys are yet again making me feel bad for stepping on my 3DS XL in 2014, one of the worst things I ever did frankly
Society owes you sex
>>224308848That design is fire
>>224308822>>224308848I bought a " New " (not new it's called New) 3DS XL Galaxy edition for $270 USD a few months ago. They go for quite a bit, especially the rarer limited editions
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>>224308841Only just getting started
>>224308869I poured water down the key card reader of my Switch 2 because it stopped reading the cartridges
I've had an close, intimate relationship with one person in my entire life, and it came about by a confluence of very unlikely events that will likely never be replicated.
My weed dealer went out of business with legalization then turned to selling opiates and coke, he got robbed then got hooked on opiates
>the 3DS is now considered a rare retro collector's item
>>224308880>bought a special edition 3DS XL for myself for Christmas in 2014>Nintendo releases the N3DS XL two months later and it's better in every wayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>224308843Women like strength, like disgusting roid muscles.>I post some random whore’s tik tok therefore I am proven right Kill yourself
>>224308920>rare retro collector's itemTBF it was a particularly fantastic system given it also has DS backwards compatibility
https://litter.catbox.moe/0ghcdp.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/0ghcdp.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/0ghcdp.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/0ghcdp.mp4
>>224308933I remember I also used to think like this. I'm so glad I grew out of it.
>>224308933They like cute Timothy Chalemet boys
Always feels like a risk to click an external video link that was posted by a Mexican pedophile.
>>224308933>>224308944Women appreciate fitness and frames rather than actual physical strength or a strong appearance.
>>224308922They knew what they were doing waiting for post Christmas. If it makes you feel better though there are barely any good games that use the " New " hardware.
>>224308717Nintendoes what SEGA don't.>>224308798Aren't we all?
>>224308964For most women it goes something like face > height > frame > body fat percentage
Can someone please explain to me the appeal of buying an old gaming console? You're forced to pay inflated prices from scalpers who hoard these things like they're bitcoin. If it breaks, like old technology is prone to doing, you're shit out of luck.Why not just buy some Chinese emulator? I'm not really into the whole retro gaming handheld gimmick, but I know there are emulator consoles that come preloaded with virtually every game you could ever want. I don't understand how the bottom hasn't fallen out of the retro console market when these things exist.
>>224308983Why go to the park when you can just pop a pill
Not clicking on that evil Mexican video
>>224308983>Can someone please explain to me the appeal of buying an old gaming console?If you have old games but don't have the console to play them it's a logical choice. I have a ton of DS/3DS games and I wouldn't mind getting a 3DS if I had the money.Also girls like it. Don't know why but it's a flex to them.
I think the PS Vita is massively underrated rn. The 3DS is very expensive. But in Canada you can find good condition OLED 1000 edition PS Vita's for $200 CAD/ $140 USD. And you can play the entire GB/GBA/PSX/PSP/PS Vita library on them. Since it runs PSX games natively, even retro and niche PSX games that were never ported run flawlessly on it, you just have to download the files and convert them (all easy to learn/do).The PS Vita 1000 screen is beautiful and it feels waaaay more " premium " than the 3DS and 3DS XL. Although I still see the point of buying a 3ds for the DS/3DS library on the dual screen native hardware.
If you ain't choosin' Texas then bite the fucking curb.
>>224308969I'm old enough to remember the Game Boy Pocket release. Nintendo never changed their ways with their handhelds and they'll do it with the Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo.I still have that Game Boy Pocket, although the battery cover disappeared long ago.
>>224309009>I think the PS Vita is massively underratedThe problem with the Vita isn't the hardware (which was frankly incredible for what it was), it's that there's just not as many games on it. If it had better games on it it'd be the Dreamcast of portables.
>>224309009>$200 CAD/ $140 USDGrim AF.
No offense but I think you're a bunch of silly guys
If you really think about it, 30 is the perfect age to start your employment history.
>>224308983To play natively on the hardware. And get the same experience. I buy old consoles if they can be modded and I can download all the games for free. That way it's a one time purchase and I have access to the whole library. >>224309035>they'll do it with the Switch 2: Electric BoogalooFor sure. I am shocked they didn't launch the Switch 2 with OLED. Seems like a massive step backwards. I wouldn't bother with any new consoles though. I'd get retro consoles and mod them. A modded gamecube would be sweet. Or maybe a PS2.
>>224309073Not if you want to be one of the big dogs
>>224309040>it's that there's just not as many games on it. If it had better games on it it'd be the Dreamcast of portablesThere's not that many PS vita games sure. But the PSP library is fucking massive and so is the PS1 library.>>224309058I paid $175 CAD about 2ish years ago. It was a great purchase imo.
>>224309073>t. Zohran Mamdani
Video games are bing bing wahoo shit.
>>224309096For me it's autistic strategy games
Every time I take a shit I fear it will be my last.
>>224309118>t. Indians being forced to use the village toilet
tfw no chest hair
>>224309130If there's a village toilet in India you just know that there are some Indian men staking it out to catch a glimpse of a woman's vagene.
>>224309118>t. Japanese in the Edo period (they are afraid a kappa will pull out their intestines through their anus)
This summer might be your last.
>>224309152We call it taco meat here
>>224309160why would they bother when they could just rape her while she is taking a shit like they literally do every day80% of india's population is a product of rape
https://litter.catbox.moe/4lncws.mp4
>>224309179He kinda cute I could fix him
>>224309174you call chest hair taco meat?
>watching a random catbox linked by a mexicanNot my first day bud
