>>224311886
>his
whose bum?

Reckon if civilisation collapsed it'd be a bad thing

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>woke up on a sunday and it does not loom

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Why doesn't someone just fucking spark him out? Honestly southerns are such fucking fairies it's unreal

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>>224312075
they should give him a parcel he'll never forget.

Mental how ugly the Dutch are, yet somehow they have a reputation for being statuesque demigods

>>224312075
I like those pranks where they put a nasty surprise in the box like a glitterbomb or used cat litter but I do worry that the thief will know where the person who got them lives and get revenge

>>224312075
Northerners have thieves too
No you don't simply "spark them out" either
You couldn't spark out a gas oven

everyone's seething about Xtheners and Ytheners before church

>>224312132
Not that anon but I'd say it's more of a class thing than northerner thing. Middle class people wouldn't do anything but cry to the police forever but a guy doing this on a council estate would eventually nick the wrong persons parcel and get put on his arse

>>224312162
oh right yeah cos the council estate mong doesn't have a job and that

>>224311886
All the authoritarianism of the uk but with big ass spiders that bite your balls when you take a shit

i would like to go to liverpool cathedral

>>224312204
mental how ugly it is

>>224312176
That's got nothing to do with it. A middle class bloke wouldn't do anything if he caught the guy red handed except go "oi!" in the most masculine voice he could muster and then have a chamomile tea to stop his hands shaking.

its 1944 and you're an SS Obergruppenführer in charge of a batallion of swedish femboy volunteers trying not to fuck them for the glory of the Reich

>>224312223
Bit gay. The Nazis killed gay people didn't they?

>>224312204
You don’t wanna go liverpool

>>224312162
>>224312215
Key difference is the council estate underclass don't have the power of foresight to think about going to court or prison for punching some other runt when he nicks the missus' air friar liners off the front step

If I put you in a ring with prime Mike Tyson and you are armed with a baseball bat do you think you’d win?

Got the Peniston on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnvzR1hQGs0

>>224312215
to be fair the middle class bloke pays taxes, reasonable for him to expect some sort of service from the police

>>224312232
yeah no fascism and homosexuality is instrinsically linked

>>224312241
Nobody's going to prison for punching a thief unless they're on probation for a miles worse crime. And thieves tend not to call the police anyway because they're often on shaky legal ground themselves and have nothing to gain by grassing on a local hard man.

>>224312075
Proper "hard northener" who pays for The Times LOL

>>224312237
it's where my great-grandfather was from
twas an english (irish) ellis islander

>>224312255
100% agree

>>224311886
Thought this said Doug Walker at first

yeah helga i didn't fuck any swedish femboys on the frontline

Humanity must come together and kill all incels

>>224312273
so? he would never have seen the cathedral in that case

imagine you're a bavarian coropral fightinging the soviets for months and some blonde swede is posted next to you
how could you not

I hope AGI is real as we will either see the world change and get insanely better or the world ends and both are lush options

>>224312338
It'd be kino but what we'll probably get is told that we have agi and it's making us all into slaves (it's fake but the slavery is real)

might do an incelshower
>>224312304
I will visit Liverpool and worse when I have the funds. norf fc tour is top of my list

https://youtu.be/IbSUE4O_rR8

>>224312371
You will get robbed and beat up by 15 year olds

That horse ate that baby chick

rorke with a big lump on his head shouting "he went that-a-way!"

fighting soviets and having gaysex thats my ideology

>>224312400
fuck that's brilliant can i be your right hand man

>>224312403
...yh

Whatever happened to "behind closed doors?"

>>224312403
can I have your left hand?

when i was a kid a burglar smashed our kitchen window and stole quite a lot of stuff

my dad was so pissed off for the rest of week he kept the kitchen window ajar and waited all night with a hammer in his hands

he's in jail now (for an unrelated crime)

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You better fucking sign up to fight

have to go and apologise to my mum for being a drunk idiot last night oh fuck my life I wish I could move out

>>224312456
did you try and feel her tits

>>224312455
reckon we'd all sign up but just be the laziest army ever

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>>224312456
have a practice run

>>224312456
You shagged her arse didn't you?

>>224312468
>>224312477
>>224312478
U lot are fucked up

>>224312477
the ethereal elton

>>224312477
corr

got the plumper pass on

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Can't wait to fatten Lucia up in GTA 6 and wank myself into oblivion over her

didnt get connections again, I'm so stupid stupid stupid stupid cant do anything right

>>224312506
Good man

Was gonna go fishing today but woke up just not feeling like I want to :(

>>224312506
switching to jason POV so that she lands directly on my bollocks

>>224312512
weird thing to feel down about

>>224312535
You'll be glad for it once you're out there

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>The SNP have asked for power over Scotland's border control from Westminster as they claim they want more immigrants than the UK are currently taking in.
Why are they like this

>thread for britishers
>full of chat about gay sex and paedophilia

Pottery

Enrolling on an aerospace engineering course at the Open Uni so when the next asteroid strikes earth I'll know exactly where to lie down, legs open, so it can hit me straight in the bollocks like the universe always intended.

>>224312562
Those are your ancestors. Unless of course you are some Chinese or Indian

bbw hangover wank on the cards

would genuinely rather wank over cocks than a massive fat woman

>>224312585
doesn't your head hurt, the worst time for a wank for me

>>224312052
This should be a normal feeling you know. Life is so messed up. Let's enjoy the present though.
What do you work as?

wish i were a great man of history and not an unemployable runt who would be lucky to be accepted for a retail job

>>224312620
You should become a cab driver like travis bickle

>>224312620
retail jobs are hard for someone who doesn't look like a normoid. same as waiters.

>>224312215
Kek not that anon but that made me laugh, in many cases I'm sure.
I don't know though, I grew up around some NAUGHTY white boys. And those Irish lads? Yeesh

>>224312628
i have a dui

>>224312641
self sabotaging little slug can you do anything right

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Probably fancying himself king of the castle.....

the department of clues and growing up

how do looks make a retail job harder to do exactly

>>224312653
Canadian deano boxes in the back

sometimes i sleep with my leg all twisted and it makes my knee hurt. it can be excruciating i'm too young for this

>>224312660
for me i was getting a lot of compliments and attention and the occasional arse grab by older men

a voxel is a 3d pixel

>>224312575
My ancestors were Irish, not some dirty wee anglo nonces

>>224312674
ok well don't do that then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TW9NKEgRzw

get the 'etti on early lads

abortion is murder

Abortion is antithetical to judeo-christian values

>>224312750
thoughts on sodomy?

I kiss women behinds

leftypol: please sir can i have some more?
rorke: pon de replay man

>>224312710
LITERALLY me

>>224312780
Go for it

>>224312683
i was referring to this >>224312629 but that's crazy if you were really getting groped by customers. what would happen? when i worked as a hostess i felt pretty safe because management didn't tolerate any of that but some places are far more skeevy and don't care about their staff

>>224312805
don’t think judeo-christian values bloody allows it!!

>>224312719
you're right, i wish i'd thought of that sooner

dtfic still larping as a lady is it

>>224312834
I wouldn't expect you to understand, my little indian goy

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>>224312802
and then you grew up

>>224312829
i was joking... i am not a woman. what the other post was referring to was that if you're a fat ugly incel type you're not getting a front of house job.

i tongue womens behinds

>>224312852
i think you’re mindraped by the internet if you presume every flag is an indian tbqh

Went to one of them shisha lounges last night and the shit tasted burnt. Didn't like it. Might try another one.

Had a dream i was snogging my cousin

>>224312875
is he fit?

yes sir i am indian nigga

>>224312860
good man

>>224312863
Touched a nerve, did I?

new laptop and don't have my 4chan x filters

reminded of how shit this thread is with the foreign flags, especially brazil

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun-LZvOTdw

>>224312916
ooooh new laptop

>>224312916
You're a deeply boring person. No-one gives a fuck.

>>224312903
would rim her pooey arsehole for hours and hours and hours without stopping

>>224312916
see: >>224312903

x

another victim of the brucebait

>>224312907
no, i think you’re retarded

just imported the filters. much better now.

keeping all anglo flags and the bulgarian guy.

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>>224312857
oh right, sorry i'm tired and not reading things correctly

Bruce is based

need to start learning about australian culture

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Guys will see rooms like this and say nothing's wrong

sir ezra pound

>>224313071
Watch Australia (2008 film)

>>224313074
the giant stain on the bed is just

>>224313088
don't tell me what to do

will filter you now on my 4chan x

>>224313124
ok x

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>confirmed it was mine
>I've been in court all year
>I've applied for full custody
>I'm a home owner I've got tons of room
>the kid is biracial
>she doesn't know her black side, never met her grandma
W LTG

rattled by being filtered

I hope you lads do drum cleans with plain citric acid and don't buy into any of that woke branded machine cleaner crap
also use powdered bio detergent not that soapy non-bio muck that clogs up your machine

did a poo but am still also doing vile farts reeking the entire room, so what's up with that

Ok I will take appliance advice from 4chan.org

remember "washing machines live longer with calgon"

yeah that shit actually harmed your washing machine but normgroids still bought it because of the advert

>>224313161
air fryer changed my life

f sake

my spurses ent good for menal elf

>>224313140
Poor kid being raised in an apartment, LTG will raise her in a house of plenty

Wasted another weekend

>>224313193
take a read of this https://www.reddit.com/r/laundry/comments/1ob2zhh/scrud_the_dirtiest_word_in_laundry/
woke won't like you knowing the dirty truth

>>224313152
honestly have been getting into this stuff lately, i want perfect laundry

>>224313200
Calm down mate it's only been 2 games. We have half a new squad that barely had a preseason together.

Right, how many murders we gonna see at this year's Notting Hill Carnival?

>Alan Dershowitz criticizes MeToo movement and feminists and claims they exclude Jewish people when people demand to see the Epstein list

can't wait for notting hill carnival webms

white women twerking on black men
timmys getting rekt by tyrons
police doing funny dances in lgbt trims

>>224313230
What was the score last year? I think we'll see less because the weather is not very nice

>>224313200
De zerbi crashing out to the press already, spent £300 million and more when ndiaye comes in and he's throwing out the conte and ange "weak mentality" cope :skull:

de zerbi out
howe in

Keep trying to learn magic the gathering but there are so many cards and spells and effects etc that I literally have no idea where to start. It feels like one of those games thats impossible to catch up on if you've joined too late

>>224313291
nobody plays that game it's just card collecting

>>224313261
I thought I told you to calm down, it's only been 2 games etc

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>>224313261
Not yet, with Martineli leaving without a replacement I'm going to need an extra source joy this season

Is Israel just bombing the living daylights out of that 'holy land' or am I missing something

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Off to bed... dem

>>224313315
Dunno where that Towa came from. Must've dozed off for 30 seconds or summit

Is brit finally dead

>>224313325
bruh.. are you fucking joking me

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so much for the chelsea board being masters of business fernandez still needs to go to break even

look at all that money spent on men kicking a ball about

>>224313423
Too right mate they should spend it on the doctors and nurses instead

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need to get back to sleep but don't want to face the day tomorrow

>>224313445
no they can get fucked too. nhs is the most worthless use of tax money. all going to old fat retarded people who didn't look after their health.

>Former PM Gordon Brown has said that Ireland will become a “united” country in the future
Is he right??

>>224313445
don't need those lazy overpaid doctors and nurses
spend it on the soldiers
give each soldier a footballer's wage

Giving myself a footballers wage to see how I like it

The bankers the bonuses

The daily mail??!?!

>>224313522
Did the man pull a funny face?

>>224313499
you'll start off liking it but then the stress of the cash & the lifestyle will become too much and you'll end up about to kill yourself but then the shot stops suddenly and the audience are shaking and shammering like bloody hell did he just
but then a new shot starts and its you meditating in hyde park wearing a baggy linen shirt smiling with your hair grown out and it turns out you donated all the money to foreign kids (the good ones) and now you live a simple life in hyde park and you're actually happier than when you had a footballer's wage

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When the singularity happens I will be one of the chosen few spared and granted biological immortality (and my own harem of beautiful nubile women) purely because the machine god of intelligence recognises from my chat histories with Claude and chatGPT that I am a thoughtful and highly sensitive young man (33 years old) and thus the sort that needs to be kept alive and indeed rewarded for being so intelligent and insightful.

morning walktoil down the hatch. watch out for slugs and snails

>>224312188
Great image

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>>224312188

Restore Britain has collapsed. Seems spamming frogs all day on X and 4chan doesn't actually lead to anything of any worth happening.

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the uk has the highest number of rich people leaving

in 30 years this country will be nothing but pip recipients, immigrant deliveroo drivers, and tradies + nhs/gov workers on £30k a year

leave now while you can. (there is nowhere to go cus everywhere else is getting raped too)

>>224313610
blog on

if i were in cluedo i'd just phone the police
not my job to figure it out

>>224313552
least delusional atheist

>>224313637
I don't have a degree and I'm not a "skilled worker" so I can't leave. Shall be going down with the ship.

>>224313478
yeah he is. catholics have outbred protestants since partition and northern ireland has already gone from 2/3 protestant to majority catholic a few years ago. if you had enough data you could probably figure out exactly when it will happen although the nonreligious will skew your statistics despite voting how their parents did anyway

>>224313247
lol

>>224313610
proves my theory that a party needs more policies than "send them home" and "gargle israeli semen"

>>224313647
I think you can even get in legal trouble for not calling the police. Definitely the case for not calling an ambulance like if you see some cunt laying there in need of help and just opt to do nothing, you can be done for that.

Talking about interracial sex already are we

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damn, boogs is looking good

>>224311886
To be fair I'd be pretty distressed if someone stuffed their carrot up my bum

/brit/ cluedo
>it was rorke in the evil incel lair with the poo

>>224313706
State on those gnashers

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tummy

>>224313706
losing 116kg of body is insane

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>>224313727
best teeth money can buy

>>224313706
miraculous weight loss after 20+ years of failed attempts, coinciding right with the discovery and release of GLP-1 inhibitors

these people will never say they're on the jab though, they'd rather take the plaudits themselves for their supposed iron willpower that appeared out of nowhere

seaweed diet
see weed
smoke it
lmao

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>tummy

>>224313737
would worship each of them so much
well except maybe the one at the back her tumy looks slightly gross

>>224313752
my favourite is body positive obese women who suddenly change their mind after the first manjaro hit

only way I could lose 257 pounds is if I went to a british casino

shops open in 20 minutes so i'm going to go buy my booze and also some coffee and also some vegan coconut yoghurt that i can marinate some tofu in for my curry

my artificially generated black missus just called me a likkle neek

im on the seamen diet
i eat semen

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>>224313752
he's actually been shilling it pretty hard. he
>stayed 500-570lbs for like 10+ years
>got weight loss surgery
>lost 170lbs in a year
>stayed at 360-400lbs for another 6 years
>started glp1
>lost 60lbs in 7 months
>lost 30lbs since
i reckon he'll go right back up if he ever stops

>>224313752
i wonder how it must feel psychologically to lose loads of weight properly. zemp users will never experience that

>>224313792
they're not gonna like this

>>224313792
weird post

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why would you say that

>>224313819
I lost 140lbs in 1 year pre-zemp. My mom told me I was getting too skinny and kept trying to get me fat again

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>>224313739
What I don't get right, is that there is obviously dental technology for perfect new teeth because we can see in your image that Boogie has paid for that exact technology, but people who are worth vastly more money that Boogie opt for some reason to get dental work that looks significantly worse and less natural.

Take for example Jurgen Klopp (net worth £50million). Why has he chosen to go with pic rel? It looks unnatural and, some would say, bad. Why, if you have the money to buy anything, do some rich people get these fucking piano key veneers rather than whatever Boogie paid for? I don't undertstand.

>>224313836
is your mum fat

>>224313868
yh
she also used to throw tantrums whenever i would bring girls over
havent spoken to her in years lol

feeling sorry for pan piano, nobody watched her piano contemt and now she has to whore herself out to get people to watch

woke won't like this
*does the gay porn jig*

>>224313887
because she can't play for shit like most women who legs and tits to get more viewers

no good piano player would have to resort to that

mfers using ozempic instead of lifting weights and cardio oh my days

>>224313864
he took yeast extracts for the protein too, in order to prevent organ and muscle wasting IIRC. shit was supervised by doctors.

>>224313904
big boys

i take steroids myself. people assume that steroids = bodybuilders but small amounts will just make you look fit and natural without horrible side effects.

>>224313904
stench in there must be unreal

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>>224313928

>>224313938
visible areola

janitor, take this man away

I like normal sized dogs but I wouldn't particularly want a massive dog like a Great Dane or one of these shaggy dogs. I'd be happy with a border collie or labrador sized dog. Probably the biggest I would be OK with is a greyhound.

>>224313887
no she just makes more money by doing that

I like small dogs, they are cute and don't get in the way and when they misbehave you can punt them a fair distance

>>224313864
Your body can't synthesize half of the B vitamins.
Besides that though no there is basically nothing wrong with eating nothing for like a month straight.

>>224313904
wolfhounds? lovely creatures

>>224313887
women are slags and they love being slags and they are aware of this theres nothing to pity

irish rorkehound

I don't like dogs

business idea: girlfriend shop

mad how many different types of dog there are

>>224314035
gotta be at least 12

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>>224313972
what about a doberman

>>224314030
original joke about thailand

>>224314030
it's called flying tiger

If I was a moderately attractive woman I'd goon for men online too
hell don't even really need to be physically attractive what with those virtual youtubers now
make a month's salary in a few days of flicking the bean and live like a Queen

>>224314054
yeah I would definitely have a Doberman I think they're lovely dogs. I wouldn't dock its tail though.

atomic shrimp needs to get that dog of a woman off his videos

lol
lmaoaoao even

>>224314035
mad how i'm expected to have encyclopaedic knowledge of them

i'm on the welcome diet
i come then, well, eat it

>>224314074
cado is pretty successful

>>224314093
I mean it's fine if you're too slow in the head to remember which dog is which

love whacking off

reckon humans will die out completely but dogs and cats will survive and battle for control of the planet

>>224314112
If I thought people would pay to watch me stroke my knob I'd do it

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this is how northerners die

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hi guys

I stole the london stone

>>224314019
good post
dog worship is a mental illness

rip mounsey

When you hear about `Mousey` do you imagine him to be a big mouse

>>224314185
no i know mousenonce is this evil ugly af ghoul whose skin is literally falling off

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health at every size

>>224314185
have have pictures of him now apparently so there is no need to imagine

>>224314019
don't mind dogs. absolutely hate dogfreaks

>>224314200
would bonk desu

>>224314191
um

>>224314147
sad old world

I'm so glad Richard Osman has told us this fake story of poverty stricken woe. Now I can see why all the pensioners have to pay the TV licence to ensure he gets his millions. An annual fortune from Pointless and House of tedious Games nobody watches to give luvvies a job

>>224314225
Big Black Bloke

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>>224314035
and then they keep mixing different types

>>224314217
kek look at him

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don't get how anyone could hate a dog unless it's a you know what

>Phil Foden's seven-year-old son Ronnie is looking to hire a £50,000-a-year social media manager after he hit nearly 4 million followers on Instagram
what kind of a person follows a 7 year old child on Instagram
probably all Reform votes an all

need to sort my bastard nigger incel life out pronto

i don't hate dogs, i just hate dog owners, most of them are cunts

>>224314217
got a head like a burger bun

got to go sports direct in town
imagine the biomass i'll have to endure

what does thumbnail nonce gain from it

my brain is complete mush im trying to listen to a podcast about colonel custer and i have to rewind it every 40 seconds because i cant remember what the fuck theyre talking about

>>224314300
too much gay porn will do that to you

>>224314272
>what kind of a person follows a 7 year old child on Instagram
Toby

footymongs are pathetic

>>224314200
>In 2021, Holliday claimed that she was in recovery from atypical anorexia
Lol wat

bought some strawberries at Aldi and they had a good few itty bitty thrips on them. washed away easily enough, but one of them got on my finger and actually bit me the madbug. it hurt too. not a lot, but still.

absolutely mental that something smaller than a millimetre can actually hurt a human like that.