Having a blue
yes i am obsessed with australians
got the wrestling on
doing a jihad
>>224321295life is nothing but high comedy
Might start posting on an Aussie flag so I get more (you)s
imagine if Russians nuked us and all that was left of you was your bollocks just laying on the computer chair by themselves
red arrows just flew over
>>224321376kino, is it highlights on YouTube or a full show? x
the best strategy for the republicans going forward is to JFK trump . what are the other options? suspend the constitution so he can be president for life which is obviously hard to door make some soyboy like jd vance lead under his shadow. no one could do that. but if they orchestrate a assassination this time designed to be successful then trump instantly becomes like one of his heroes - kim il sung. there can be gold statue and he can 'lead' forever but there would be no real dominating presence which would let someone else actually manage things in his absence.
just had the old bollocks nuked feels good
>>224321416Shut up nerd, we talk about boobies and poo on /brit/
has putin ever followed through with any of this threats?bro threatening us over cuck porn but will he launch any missiles?only thing bro ever did was invade ukraine
>>224321416why would republicans want to dome trump, he isnt a member of the royal senpai... OH.... you posted on the wrong thread, oohhh... yeah that makes sense now
Cums on his friends face as a joke whilst he is asleep.
>>224321450He'll do nothing
>>224321438Sent that cretinous little worm flying.
>>224321412full smackdown from 2000
>>224321432actual list:covidvegas shootingrecyclingfifa
think I’m one of the few yankboos on /brit/ x
the reason pubs and bars are closing isn't because gen z are sober. it's the opposite. when alcohol feels overpriced they look for better value for money in harder drugs . at the end of the day booze is a grim drug. people only really were into it for the buzz so long as it remained cheap
>>224321463boys will be boys x
Aphex Twin putting edgy conspiracy theories in his song metadata before immediately acquiescing after a little bit of pushback
>bro threatening us over cuck porn what?
>>224321481i love certain aspects of america, not the type you hear about on twitter (and therefore 4chan). would love to live in montana.
>>224321487me in the family groupchat after 5 beers. im not even gay.
>>224321463pretty serious crime, cumming on someone's face while they sleep unironically he could go to prison
recycling regular sized plastics into microplastics inside my body
>>224321416the mind of a leftypol is quite something
Merican women when they hear the anglo's brit accent
>>224321497bro said summat about uk being bbc cucked and we're now the enemy yeah it was deranged bro spent too much time on x :skull:
>>224321376mental how every fucking wrestling expert on YouTube has a British accent
>>224321482this, much too expensive*pops down a 100 pound bet on a boxer ive never heard of*
>>224321518no one in america looks like that
>>224321531we know our shit
>>224321515practicing semen retention to build up a critical mass of plastic in my testicles
>>224321482its obviously only popular because its legal and has been for thousands of years. i would switch to taking pregabalin tomorrow if i could get it
would love to hear the bells of york minster one day
>>224321558blud doesn’t know how to use tor
>>224321561would love you to never ever set one smelly foot on our sacred island home x
>>224321561Fuck off we're full
>>224321532it's about value for money not just costthe high of coke or gambling addiction is still more worth it than feeling bloated sick doing your liver in depressed blacking out and regretting whatever you did uninhibited
the uk has the highest number of rich people leavingin 30 years this country will be nothing but pip recipients, immigrant deliveroo drivers, and tradies + nhs/gov workers on £30k a yearleave now while you can. (there is nowhere to go cus everywhere else is getting raped too)
>>224321574>>224321581don't be rude
>>224321561nothing stopping you. youll fit right in
>>224321558yes, legality fits with the low cost of entry. it's natural habit
hate mortadella just tastes like billy bear
>>224321552easy way to make a credit card innit, no need to make new ones
>>224321589Aha ktimLeaving for China in a few weeksExpect to see a Chinese flag in here a few weeks from now
mongs taking it out on some actual indian living indian who's interested in british culture while letting in 4 million jeets a year whose entire aim is to milk us
>>224321589new ocd ritual is it
>>224321623first day here? need someone to explain to you the ephemeral nature of imageboards? need this site to redirect to reddit.com?
>>224321589leftypols paradise
>>224321482Also I can get a ten pack of 'ders from the supermarket for the price of a single pint in a fancy pub
Mad how even though I'm an autistic introvert I still really desire social interaction even if it's online
>>224321622yeah but hes there online and not in real life like in all the social housing in my town
>>224321622don't like when people bully the indian flags heresave that for the weird diaspora indians
>>224321640you alright “nigga”?
>>224321662lmaoooo
>>224321640it's archivefreak he's got OCD about the archive
>>224321645the human being is a social animal *puffs pipe and bubbles come out of it*
fancied a doner but didn't want brown hands on itso what i've done you see is make some myself for my teadone the thin sheets rolled out on parchment methodingenious, really
>>224321640do you feel upset or anxious if you don't make the same posts
your lots fault we have so much mass immgration. entire generations have decided that they want to play pokemans forever instead of getting a wife and kids
>>224321661>>224321622SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>224321696
horns should be banned on cars. there's no real use for them
I will not stand for people being rude towards Indians who show interest in Britain. Bro thinking about coming here for a holiday and you assume he's planning to setup a vape shop and claim PIP.>>224321561Please ignore the rude people and feel free to book a trip here to enjoy the bells.
>>224321696tummy sex nibba
>>224321691don’t think it would’ve helped, line going up NEEDS a billion economic biomass units
>>224321640>>224321672the conveniently 1 minute and 5 seconds spaced posts:
going out of my mind, anything good to watch?
>>224321619based lad
>>224321696love a sex tum as much as the next guy but this kind of picture ruins it. it's too sculpted and enhanced as an image. need to see it on an ordinary lass in a normal situation
>>224321723mindraped
>>224321706private cars should be banned. taxis only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaFQezHF_8A
going into my mind me
Why you heff to be mad, is only /brit/
>>224321737bradford resident hands slimed this post out
freaks hate the archive because it reveals their embarrassing posting rituals
>>224321725odyssey fillum out on piracy now
>>224321725hasnt been anything decent in months. autumn tends to bring a lot of stuff out
>>224321725https://www.pornhub.com/channels/blacked
>>224321743post a good tune mate i'm drunk send me down a rabbit hole
>>224321501Exactly x
>>224321723sad little archive faggot LOL
>>224321725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiaWsgtJrNI
>>224321755
>>224321295I never been praised for anything sadly so I guess I am truly worthless >I never been athletic >Never been smart >Never been strong My dad and grandpa used to whoop my ass all time for fucking up also I never had a memory were I was positively praised except once that was when I just said something basic
>>224321737ironic thing is if all car users gave up their cars at once we'd have the critical mass to support a bus network with one every 20 seconds
>>224321760upset that someone pointed out your ritual award
might move to utah
>>224321749
you can tell the zoomers apart from the millennials just by the way they express laughter online
also think the uk has some of the most beautiful churches in the worldi'd love to visit canterbury cathedral some day just to admire the architecture. must be nice for the people who live near such a lovely church
>>224321749everyone knows the archive exists so they obviously don't care you retard
>>224321733
PIP is the final form of human evolution. For hundreds of thousands of years mankind toiled and sweated for mere survival. Now you make up a fake illness and the government will nurse you from cradle to grave. People have said the country will collapse for like 40 years now because of dole bludgers but it's never happened. In fact we are richer than we ever have been before.
mad how james blunt trafficked hayden panetierre
>>224321798see>>224321760
>uh oh i better check this on the archive!
>>224321758https://youtu.be/hQsvamt_lII?is=CV_vROP0xsfRdGvYsome early jazzhttps://youtu.be/o3h35zMjuFw?is=PN-F6Ew0-cuRP8CAinsane brazilian funk https://youtu.be/EzxH4BMpOac?is=AtLswrTG46pt7yygabstract vaporwave https://youtu.be/Np-h6oLJOJ4?is=BJZhJXDuAvHuXX9gbrutalist drone https://youtu.be/g4IpuVy_8Ec?is=knieqeqvcgh6KHNJswedish heavy metal
>>224321787Millennials: lolZoomers: pscianftim
UK in 30 years:>60% of population is retired>20% on PIP>the rest taxed at 80% to pay for boomers and """disabled""">every rich person moves to Australia, Europe, America, or USA>30 million immigrants imported to work low skilled job via the "skilled worker" visa
niggas don't know about random filenames
>>224321806PIP rewards the courageous, the cunning and the bold. Toilfreaks are none of these things.
>>224321775>
>>224321827>please don't notice my autistic behaviour
>>224321820that's correct, you are a saddo
archive seethers hate the archive because it immediately and irrevocably cuts through their post and proves that it wasn't an original thought or joke, just some cunt copy and pasting someone else's idea from months or indeed years agothey hate that an archive user has shown the rest of the thread the man behind the curtain, shown how the sausage is made. It causes them to flip out uncontrollably.
>>224321749It's what did Spaino in. "Chuddy Malone" has made something like a thousand posts already during his relatively short tenure. I'm pretty sure he turns the name off occasionally too.
>>224321858so mad
catty /brit/ serving up tea via the archive
>>224321859>>224321855>>224321803i love the archive and always check it something is a gimmick but you also need to understand that sometimes it's worth reposting something for those who were not up at 6 am
>>224321832More like>Ireland has united and is full of brown people>Scotland has gone independent and is full of brown people>The kingdom of England and Wales is full of brown people >Everything else is exactly the same as today
Europes future is totalitarian hell
>>224321887Yes and sometimes it's worth repeating a post multiple times a day for months at a time
>>224321912AI
>>224321910
+1 to my postcount
>>224321847Well I am not arguing with that I am a useless piece of shit and I been told from day one if I was decent at something I wouldn't want to kms every day
raining heavily outsideI myself am inside, where it remains dry
>>224321852
the luncheon
>>224321909future of the whole world to be honest, cannot being to imagine the absolute dystopia this place will be in a century with a majority brown population combined with AI running everything
>>224321943sceach
>>224321962>majority brownblackAfrica will outbreed the world
>>224321962Yeah they'll depopulate the wogs eventually though killing all ties to the land and erasing European civilisation for good
I decided to stop caring about stuff yesterday. The future of Britain. Intersex relations. Money stuff. I have to remind myself to not care but I'm quite good at remembering quickly.
>>224321919the final copehttps://x.com/gabezzozz/status/2093976313988087843?s=46
When Ireland is majority brown, N. Ireland is majority brown, and Britain is majority brown, why would unification even matter?
we're watching ukraine become pookraine in real time... horrifying
>>224322002Looks like the beginning of a Call of Duty mission
>>224321930right i’m off to make some scran can you take for me while i’m gone
>>224322019they will carve out a -stan out of it I hope like you fags did with /bharat/
>>224321994for me it's flitting between periods of caring deeply and then switching to periods of not caring, often at a very high frequency
Honestly I wish I'd never been born but God was cruel I hope that one day that fucker takes me
>>224321830Chicago Gangsters song is good!
i think women are kinda retarded
>>224321954those chicken things are so bad. they pump it so full of water you can feel it leak out of them with every bite
>>224321295British people are the greatest fighters in the world.
>>224322019>that post >that flagits like watching that fish come out of the water
>>224322061careful a woman might read this and decide to kill her kids to get back at you
Yeah I'm starting to see loaylism as completely retarded . Loyal to what exactly? The british state that will replace you with foreigners? The crown which presides over it? spastic ideology but they'll do their stupid marches until they're all replaced with nigerians
>>224322069filmed on a gameboy camera
havent wanked in 4 days because gf coming over tonightwatchign some porn now to get myself horny hope i dont fucking ruin everyting by spaffing
got this print cos i thought it would make me happy in the dark shit winter months but i can't figure out the framing. tried a smaller frame, tried different colour mounts. can't work out what doesn't quite work but something's off
feels so good for it to not loom on a sunday
>>224322019>>224322094
>>224322069What a disgusting country this is.
>>224322069>keep spamming right hooks, every single one lands and knocks cunts outthis is how I imagine my fights would go
where was the father?
>>2243220974 days bunged and you need help from porn to get horny?
what's going to be the final refuge of the whites
>>224322128out
>>224322137Ireland they'll chimp out and deport their wogs
>>224322128kill 3 kids = womens herokill 3 dogs = womens enemy
>>224322128picking up her medication
>>224322116The spread of street fight videos have absolutely destroyed the martial arts industry. Turns out you don't need to spend ten years learning karate, just punch them in the face.
youll do nothing mate so shut up
They really hate when you show them their mental illness archived forever
999999999 small boat cronem descending on Notting hill like a cloud of locusts
my life gone back to being shit againhad like a week where it was bearable
>>224322178nah he was getting kids laxatives and take out
>>224322180this is rorkenot even a question. it's him.
notting hill eh how many stabbings we saying this year?
>>224322094theres about 6 hours of the rest of history released on this topic recently. loyalists are not particularly fond of the english or britain even, their entire philosophy is to not let the catholics rule them. to achieve this all they had to do was have sex which theyve failed to do and catholics are now the majoritythe exact same argument youve made has previously been directed at republicans/nationalists. brits out blacks in. 32 county republic full of brown people as collins and pearce and connolly would have wanted
people who browse candid porn forums will be looking forward to notting hill because all the best candid arse porn comes from there
>>224322199Redditors out in force to explain that it's normal for people to get stabbed at popular events.
>>224322137
any meltdowns going
>>224322224Ruined herself with that spastic piercing.
u know here in sweden we have something called lagom
>>224322230vile trollop
>>224322230from mold to gold
>>224322239Didn't ask for your opinion now did she
/brit/ always sucks in the afternoonwhy is that
>>224322227what happened in your life for it to produce this post
>>224322231would genuinely sacrifice everything to depopulate yanks from the beautiful land of the US
watching shite at the pooseum (2006)
>>224322231Almost, but it's actually the blue.
Sick to the back teeth of improooovingFeels self indulgent and not comfy at all
>>224322265and a ching chong chang to you too
>>224322277enough cellulite to fill china
>>224322277now that's an arse
>>224322277and then they wonder why we do the needful
>>224322277how can you even get off to this unless youre a genuine 4 foot tall brown rapist
>>224322303>>224322304lmao at these fucking posts back to back
>>224322258>tradesperson selling a productI've every right to give my criticism on products for sale lad x
>>224322277this is not just a crime now but a sexual offence too
>>224322311
>>224322296imagine this with no yanks. heaven
>>224322277why is it normal to have the bottom half of your arse out ?
>>224322296You'll do nothing
>>224322326no it is not, idiot. recording in public is legal.
Nuke franceMilitary occupy cranceExterminate the frenchEhnically cleanse franceDismember franceBalkanize franceStarve franceDemilitarize franceDenuclearize franceCastrate franceMurder franceCrush franceSpit on franceAssasinate franceTurn into a dnb
>>224322235>>224321766
>>224322261Aussies have gone to bed, mostly
>>224321954runtslop
>>224322303>>224322304
>>224321295oh they announce those hooks a lot
>do the needfulfuckingscreaming at this phrase
ive literally never been with a woman. you'd think this would make me desperate like an indian online but i'm not. why is it? low test? white genetics ?
How do you decide who you wank to on any given wank?
Establishing internment camps for yanks in kansas during the first stage of lebensraum campaigns for the australian nation
>>224322383if you are having a doubt please revert back
notting hill is gonna be full of foids like this
Notting hill blackings
pictured: rorkenot pictured: me offscreen with my rorke voodoo doll
>>224322389do you have a distant relationship with your mother
Kate Bush's bush
youtube no longer works on firefoxgoogle's done us foss sisters
>>224322343multiple upskirts in that which is a sexual offenceenjoy prison for posting that
>>224322389Do you have a sister or female cousin? I'm pretty sure the reason I'm not like incels is because my sister has thoroughly dispelled any mystery around women.
>>224322459works for me
>>224322459vvurkz on my machine
>>224322468I've got two sisters but we hate each other so I was horribly 'cellish until I got my gf
>>224322459Yh because they switched the default codec to VP9 which Google patented recently so Firefox had to remove the decoder from their codebase
>>224322464doesn't constitute upskirt fucker
firefox works but it takes 30 seconds to load a fucking video
>>224322231ah yes, the methlands
>>224322468I'm of the opinion that 100% of incest porn is consumed by lads who don't have sisters and whose idea of having a sister is "dude what if a girl lived with you wouldn't that be so hot haha I'm so frickin' horny dude sex!"
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
Right, so here's the intel:30 days has September, okay?Got it? Right...April, June, and November.OK so, ALL the rest have 31. I know. 31. Except for February alone, make sure you put this down. Which has 28 days, and 29 in leap year.I hope this information will help his magesty and the country. God's speed.
>>224322526cute!
Need a fucking Burger King right about fucking now
>>224322349mad how this basically the manifesto for all major european parties in their respective countries. except the demilitarise bit
i just saw this really good looking guy at the gym.he looked like this british model, but with muscle.he was really good looking, but he was short. probably like 5'10I am 6'1 so at least I have that over him
>>224322438i have a distant relationship with everyone because im low key autistic. there's a strong body of evidence that autism can heighten in childhood and effectively go into remission in adulthood. i'm one of those people. not autistic any more like i used to be when i ordered my toys and was incapable of creative play with my lego but the development delay it caused has left me cold and distant and struggling in social relationships
>>224322562ever...?
>>224322562Yeah?
knee starting to hurt again
>>224322574ever what?
>>224322570blog on your boring bastard
>>224322568i live there
heard some thunder just there
>but he was short >probably like 5'10oh fuck off
>>224322570There's a strong body of evidence that you're a boring bastard. Exhibit A, this post.
>>224322568that small brick house on the left? it's a migrant hotel now.
>>224322590fascinating post you boring bastard, blog the fuck on
>>224321531>>224321531True, it must be quite popular there, but it's also very popular in India
Reckon Cromwell didn't get enough of these freaks.
>>224322570>my autism went into remission in adulthood>I struggle in social relationships and am cold and distant and I'm an adult virginremission indeed, a full recovery
>>224322608under 6 ft is considered short in the west, takahashi
>>224322639you're replying to a UK poster on a VPN. Feel free to stop replying to him as if he's a japanese person as of this post
Does anyone in this group chat go to the gym?Merely asking btw
>>224321962>with a majority brown populationYes...THAT'S why it's going to be a dystopia..not the other things, like being blacklisted for daring to give a bad review to a multinational corporation online, but the working people.
>>224322661noit makes my 'tism worse
>>224322634
>>224322599Hope it was Putin turning Culcheth into a glass carpark
bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRA82xLsb_w
>>224322662are there any pictures of her penis?
>>224322661Some do, some don't.
>>224322662>>224322667>>224322669text board not image board
>>224322639no it's noti'm 5'11 and I'm average, maybe slightly above averagenot saying women don't prefer and even expect 6ft but i'm not "short"maybe in scandinavia or holland but not britain
>5'10 is shorti thought women didn't post here
>>224322689big fan of this
need greekmong raped
>>224322696dunno why but despite you being more muscular than me i know for a fact i could knock you the fuck outsome people just give off pussy aura
>>224322662>Make her lift her top with her hands to reveal her tits. Keep her face identical. Mad how I have a pic of her to cum to 20 seconds later.2026 is wild.
>>224322696do you train neck?
>>224322683Where's he off to?
Make her turn around and spread her busted arse with her hands reveal her tits. Keep her face identical.
women don't even consider 5'10 short
my life a movie
>>224322735his neck /chin looks like beaker
>>224322705perhaps you are a welsh or northern elf/hobbit. in the south, we are pretty tall
>>224322759maybe in japan tomodachi, here 5'10 is child height
>>224322762which gener?
>>224322689its oklacks a bit of something
>>224322710hands reaching up comically from below the desk typed this
>which gener?
>>224322771Gay porn
Scran o'clock
>>224322759>>224322710holy shit incels are having a meltdown today, and all from little words that make the shape of pixels on a screen. would you believe it?
>>224322735Hopefully it doesn't come to that.>>224322747No.
feel bad for this jeetwill stop posting him. not fun to hate on people with deformirties
5'9 and under is short5'10-6'0 is average6'1+ is tall
>>224322798so accurate though
>>224322811>>224322811>>224322811
>>224322796>No.u should. it's the main thing youre missing. otherwise good job
>>224322798>He spent 38 years unable to open his mouth properly and surviving on liquids and semi-solid meal as he could not chew food. This led to long-term mal-nutrition and a persistent tooth ache eventually took him to a doctor.:(
>>224322696do some deadlifts bro
>>224322791are they junkies? their clothes look too clean
gta6: whiney bitch simulator and her golem
>>224322798YOU BASTARD BITCH
>>224322791what use is all that? you're supposed to steal valuable stuff
>>224322811
>>224322798>feel bad for this jeetsame
>>224322768the average height of a man in london is 5'9that's the place with the highest average heightso what the FUCK are you on about? get back in your box you MENTALOID
>>224322975>londonyeah that is counting browns. im counting whites only
