Boomers.edition
>>224324471I hate boomer/zoomer labeling so much
cuddling up with umbunny with the storm outside
tantrum loading
>>224324500
thoughts?
love thunderstormsbetter than christmasi call it pissmas because it's pissing it downi wish it could be pissmas every day
>>224324471they really can't help themselves can they?
>>224324516no thoughts really just love
>>224324472manchester?
>>224324525no wonder the world has gone to the shits
>>224324525This is not a good thing
>>224324536yeah
>>224324553stockport?
>>224324546
>>224324471the slr was such a cool looking gun fired a big old 308 round too for turning micks into mincemeat
>>224324558nah south manchester
Won't be clicking that
>>224324565ermm bit too close for comfort there
>>224324525>girls shut out>38uh?
>>224324565rusholme paki?
>>224324548we all shave our legs on the dry asf floor while wearing clothes
ai pomni is w goons
>>224324558cheadle x
>>224324576hello it's me your neighbour :)>>224324586nah
My housemate once brought a girl over and I sniffed her trainers while they were fucking upstairsGrim little memory that just popped in my head
>>224324611
>>224324599melty
they are playing rap gangster music again
>>224324599theyre still going to filter you with or without your name
>>224324611should have taken that one to the grave big man
>>224324611i was at my aunts house once looking after her dog and i went into my cousins room and sniffed her pants and bras and looked at her bra size
i'm a sick nigga scat porn makes by dick bigga
should be using chatgpt a lot more because apparently they're operating at such a loss that my ÂŁ18 monthly sub gives me about ÂŁ400 worth of compute per monthshould be rinsing them
>>224324611You couldn’t rape this information out of me.
think about itdo something about it
>>224324668should have taken this one to hell big man
>>224324671sup mousie
>>224324684what do you use it for. its free isnt it
>>224324671you shouldn’t be here nigga!
surrounded by so many black women they call me the Rhodesian
>>224324718>>224324671>>224324546reported. enjoy your ban
>>224324718t.the nigga who posts animal hentai
None of you mongs would have given Alysa a second look if she just looked plain without her raccoon hair and piercing
>>224324668
i like that
>>224324684retarded goyslave can't think for himself so he pays daddy computer to do it for him. FAG!!!!!!!
deadmau5 - I Remember. Now that's a choon.
>>224324773wtf they doing being 5-1 up for? bit rude
>>224324773rigged
>>224324758quiet nigga
>>224324578disgusting would
>>224324724I've programmed it to pretend to be a schoolboy that sends me realistic nudes, can't do it on the free version
it will inevitably end with suicide
>>224324786
mental how my favorite thing is drinking beer at the weekend ffs need to sort my life out
>>224324509....niggahh....
Nahhh I only went and Triple Captained Fernandes. They are going to hate me at work on Tuesday.
ffs mouseyno horse penis
>>224324817you just acknowledged him though
new space kino incominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_p4pc2DmKY
>>224324822right well
annies boobs
>>224324825kek based Baron
mood.
>>224324827every man who has ever lived has probably thought this at some point you'll be reet
it thunderin'
>>224324846zzzzshut up nigga
>>224324825ali g in 2026 is so cringe
thunder's trying to start up here
>>224324870thanks palwe'll do everything
>>224324871
The Discord is in full swing tonight, which is odd for a Sunday. Deducing that some of them are actually wagies.
>>224324825and Grimsby mocking the white working class
mum complaining about the state of the house again - overwhelmingly her mess btw - so i hit her with the boo hoo nigga
>>224324825>Pakistani wigger
>>224324724ok so first of all>>224324822 wasn't me, i was busy putting the bins outi basically use it as a glorified search engine to be honest but it's great for tech supportcouldn't have moved to linux without chatgpt talking me through it
confiding in mousey about your relationship troubleshe shakes his head knowingly and puts his hand on your shoulder "she fucks dogs"
might suck a leffe blonde
have successfully limited 4chan to the weekend onlyneed to enact several more reforms on myself to improve my lifeexcericse and healthier eating is next up
>>224324910>Quientenhow about you quiet'n down, nigga.
>>224324909
Good to see he's settled into his usual mental illness and OCD about postsIt'll only be a matter of time before he starts counting his posts again
there are 9/11 videos where you can very clearly see demolition charges being set off the instant before the tower collapses
bank holiday tomorrow btw
why can’t I just have white teeth I’m literally doing everything you’re supposed to but still nothing. Fuck you god
>>224324945that isnt true never post that again
dont understand how people eat and watch something at the same timeim too distracted by the chewing and noise of it in my ears to pay attention and listen
>>224324946more like wank holiday because i'll be never mind. enjoy the extra day off everyone :)
>>224324946
>>224324951they're not supposed to be white
4D chess
>>224324611i'm a footfag and i genuinely can't think of anything more pathetic than sniffing some girl's shoes
Why does he spam the pictures of Ariana Grande
He's turned his name off because he doesn't want to be exposed by Archivemong lmfao
Favourite eeveelution? x
you should limit 4chan to the weekend only
Sir Geoffrey de Cheadle (de Dutton)(1229 - 1294)Also Known As: "Geoffrey de Cheadle"Birthdate: before 1229Death: before June 11, 1294Cheadle, Cheshire, England
>>224324913yeah they existthere are street pakis who drive audi a3s, wear jewelry and pretend to be black
>>224324953ys it is google it
>>224324923Based, gl lad
>>224324992i have those shelves theyre from ikea. the wicker baskets within are also from ikea but i got the cheaper ones without the design. thats my ikea story
>>224324992JolteonAlso she’s sexy. i trust she doesn’t have a penis
>>224324982narcissism of small differences
also need to tackle the alcohol question at some point in my lifei invariably end up gooning for ages the next day, why does being hungover make you so horny ffs
>>224324992Typhlosion
right
i have an insatiable desire for new p0rn
red sus
replacing int on the url with random characters and strings of numbers until i find a secret board
>>224325032what on earth
YouAreSpacked
>>224325055he vented
OneDrive 1.04MB over storage limit warning
Have had this bastard song stuck in my head for a week now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViFHruS6oO8I'm not even a weeb.
>>224325034staying sober is impossible. its not just the boredom its the lack of sleep.
>>224325057loads of good grotty furry porn on /trash/
He's turned his name back on after I called him out LMFAOGot Mousey on strings so I do
>>224325032ziedy in the gherkin security room when he finds a jude bellingham promotional carboard cutout
Got that chicken teriyaki
>>224324776what's 346456 divided by 4634?you doing that with paper and pen or using a calculator?i can do it even faster than your calculator by copypasting it into an ai instead of typing out the numbersyou get the ideawhat do you direct your massive brainpower towards instead of using chatgpt to solve it in seconds?
2010 creepypasta about changing the board url to /666/ at 3am and finding a secret board where every post is evil then you hear a horrifying sound so you turn your computer off. you open it the next day and the board no longer exists ....
>>224325096posts from the subcontinent
oh my god why does my jaw hurt. why does every part of my body keeps hurting for no reason why can't I just exist normally for a single day
>>224325046not an eeveelution
>>224325121iktfb
>>224325078keep in on /mu/ with the kpop gook threads, yeah?
katy getting banged by jamal in the gherkin with mousey in the corner>”errm, aktually, horse cock is better”
Find me a good HDD 5TB for 60-80 euro>>224325094looks good lad
whats your favourite i like ferret
>>224325117the hidden board is /trash/sometimes I wonder if a board like /bant/ was a hidden board and only known by word of mouth if it'd be an actually good board
Not one of your beloved sci-fi writers predicted that intelligence would be metred and especially not that you would be charged per token.Fuck Snow Crash, fuck sci-fi and fuck you.
>>224325118i must be indian because i use advanced technology to save me time and energy?if you say sochatgpt wouldn't make such a ridiculous assumption btw just saying
>>224325094British peasants wish they could cook even 10% as good as this and this looks awful
>>224325149stoat, cutest little fellas
>>224325096don't quite think something as simple as a calculator is at all comparable to llms and the all-encompassing evil that they've unleashed a calculator never told a bloke to murder his mother. chatgpt did
>>224325149i think they're all handsome little fellas
>>224325149arr rook same
Used to love having shanks when i was a teenagerthat's a shit+a wank, not pre planned ofc, i'd take a shit, get kinda bored on the toilet seat and think to myself, may as well have a wank, hence the word "shank" (not to be confused with the black person version which would be a knife)
can sometimes feel my mind starting to slip into oblivion. when it happens i get my earphones on and go for a walk
takeshi's castlefunny
>>224325094you should give it a stir with your 8 incher
funny ol' business innit
>>224325190minimod
>>224325190shut up nigga
>>224325162i'm not charged per tokeni pay a flat monthly ratedon't need to pay more unless you're running a specific type of businessi thought snow crash was decent btw apart from the guy fucking a 15 year old and it being presented as cool
>>224325162i did though in one of my many episodes of Doctor Who that i make up in my head to fall asleep to
just an angry little man me
>>224325178looks fine
>>224325149stoat
>>224325178>US QuartAlways at the scene of the of the crime aren't you xWould have been a better dish had it been measured in Imperial. Proper Imperial x
September 11th 2001
>>224325221get 11 mates and you can make a world famous film
>>224325162>>224325217just run it locally yeah?
>>224325232
>>224325221get 6 mates of varying personalities that are also little men and you can make a world famous film
>September 11th 2001sfuckicng shit roaring nibabav lmaooooooo
>>224325221tried relaxing?
>slam/flooding
>>224325187if chatgpt is telling you to kill your mother that's a blatant skill issue, probably a mental health issue if you're leading it to say thatyou don't say all cars are bad when some drunk nutter runs over a pedestrianwhat's so evil about it (when used as intended)?
>>224325242nigga YOU shit it up
we need another 9/11
hobar simpsong funny fambly guncringegotdeltribago
>>224325217I pay for API usage. Billions upon billions of tokens each month. It's been a mental run but unfortunately it feels like we're coming to the end of the period where an individual can make money off this.
I don't use instagram, tiktok, twitter, reddit, and that makes me better than you.
have pooed but once today it is problematic
sexy tranny from lgbt board
>>224325277>anotherdidnt happen in the first place, there was no world trade center its all AI
>>224325277think one will happen in November mate
>>224325298>sexyWhy lie?
>>224325278screpo
>>224325277already happened. oct 7th
America thanks Great Britian for donating all this empty land, shame about your own island getting crowded thoughPlenty of room here x
>>224325244not me, i use the website>>224325293yeah i feel like i missed the boat again but it's still extremely useful for all sorts
>>224325278scr
>>224325293what do you do with it?How do you make money?
>>224325328Let me in
>>224325298HSTS trutrans passoid
What's that coming over the hill?Is it a-Autumn?Is it a-Autumn?
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>>224325267>(when used as intended)?most people aren't doing this. you know they aren't. you might be but the average retard on the street is talking to it like it's their friend and girlfriend and mother all at once. this shit should sicken you man you're a fuckin indian robot if you really can't see the bigger picture
>>224325328You can keep it
>>224325349whatever that means
Sorry redcoats but your time is up inshallah
>>224325278>hobar simpsong>funny
>>224325328in 1805 the USA was already 7 times bigger than the UK mad
odds go undies and vestevens continue wearing trousers and t shirt
post some good songs for a bank holiday sunday evening
>>224325368pretty fucking simple
>>224325277Ariana grande
>>224325385well she's almost perfect isn't she
absolutely burtsting for a piss but i cant go because there are people down stairs
>>224325385https://youtu.be/yFL_6rAoEi0
met the e-gf and spent 4 days with her lads
>>224325431*opens mouth*
>>224325356>the average retard on the street is talking to it like it's their friend and girlfriend and motherthat's their fault, and their problem, so i don't need to worry about itsimple as
I'm ethnically British but spiritually I'm a dark voodoo type nigga ygm
got dinner all ready to cook and then smoked a spliff and cba to cook it now
>>224325450time to drop the e- my lad
>>224325431use a bottle
>I'm ethnically British
>>224325267>>224325356"as intended" is a fallacythe purpose of a system is what it doesthese companies absolutely want people to develop parasocial relationships with AI
>>224325458you are a pointless human being
>>224325452go on then>>224325483don’t have any l
>>224325488Probably more British then the average brit now too
>>224325504i accept your concession.
>>224325495
>>224325516unless you're mormon and from utah lol no
>>224324516Astroturfed shit. Last time I posted my thoughts on her I got banned for racism.
>>224325328We didn't donate it. Through blood, sweat and gunpowder, you took it from us. A small band of Americans overpowered the most powerful empire this world has ever seen. 175 years later you struck us with the final blow, crippling our nation for good with the Marshall Plan.Today Britain exists as an open air museum. A vestigial remnant of the empire that once was. A place for Americans to come and gawk at the history of their distant cousins and the mistakes they made.We kneel.
zelda games are a chore to play. there is nothing fun about them
>>224325520Lord just take me now please I’m begging you
>>224325513empty can?empty drawer?
>>224325178its whipcream, teriyaki on bottle, soy sauce and sambal
>>224325517highlight of your week no doubt
Just witnessed a racist post
8th gym battle about to take placelight work for someone like me
>>224325525lmaoooo
mumberg found the piss binwhat do i tell her?
>>224325540this has been proven to be incorrect
>>224325504you've obviously been as mindraped as these ai victims you're so worried about>>224325517 wasn't me but yes you're resorting to name calling so i also accept your concession
>>224325558Week just started though Sir Bruce
anyone got that pic of the black man with no ear?
>$30 for a 4chan pass>$80 a month on Claude subscription to filter spam >that's around ÂŁ100 a month to post here
>>224325544I do have a drawer
>>224325267also>you don't say all cars are bad when some drunk nutter runs over a pedestrianmaybe not cars themselves, but the system built around cars that makes us dependent on them? yes absolutely it's partially to blameif the only way to get around somewhere is to drive, obviously people are going to drive drunk (or when they're ill, or stressed, or elderly etc.) and you can't simply make it stop by declaring it super extra illegal
from yorkshire, dad's from yorkshire, mum's from yorkshire, dad's parents from yorkshire, mum's parents from yorkshire, dad's grandparents from yorkshire, mum's grandparents from yorkshirei could go on but you get the idea
My ancestors were Mormon Pioneers that settled in England after living here as missionaries
>>224325540breath of the wild especially. they took a winning formula and turning it into fucking minecraft. they ruined animal crossing like this too. what were those wacky japs thinking
really pissing it down now
>>224325621Don't remember anything minecrafty about BoTWYou mean the second one? I didn't play that one
>>224325632CWLTSHC
watching one of the jurassic parks. dinosaurs everywhere.
>>224325632just not nice that is it?
height isn't that relevantdick size is thoughif you're less than 6" erect you should be sterilised
the dating appscan you meet mainland euros on any of them i tried interpals and hellotalk it was dead or thirdie paradise
>>224325581jesus christ man this really IS the highlight of your week kek
I was trained in gorilla warfare
posted it again award
>>224325632alyssa liu;s borther
>>224325632PWHOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR HUMANAHUMANAHUMNA
>>224325595you're in luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4svPsPZU6kWhat is going on with Britain? This is some Latin American-tier shit. How can a 1st world European society degenerate that much?
>>224325629love itmy garden's starting to go green again
>>224325662shut up
>>224325667oh you like tattoos name every tatt- okay here is every tattoo *lists every tattoo* ahh tattoo
>>224325662yeah but you gotta pay to change location to anywhere you like in the world and then people see you're doing that and will not match with you
>>224325702fucing scromgling
>>224325694im desperate to get a foreign gf and move abroad
>>224325641the open world sandbox game with crafting systems and item durability wasn't minecrafty was it
what the hell were they thinking
all cars are bad
>>224325667belong in a gloryhole, not to be seen
>>224325715i said shut up
>>224325606do you know where we'd be without cars?neck deep in horse shit, and there'd be just as many accidents from horses going haywire (plus user error)obviously there's something to be said about the dangers of becoming reliant on technology but technological process is an essential component of an advanced civilisation, the alternative to which is to live in the stone age which would be shit
>>224325667Stunning
>>224325742you dont tell me what to do
>>224325748nary a word
first thing i'd do if i woke up 100 years in the future is check /brit/
might do a wank to that proxy paige scene she lifts up her jeans and pisses all over the seat on a busapparently a longer version she then licks some of it up but alas do not have it
just had my pie now i smell like pie
>>224325748horses are lovely cars are gross
>>224325748you are seriously illiterate and retarded
>>224325763she got a good scene with mike adriano but the fucker doesn't eat her arse
im a bbc rapeslave
>>224325755already havedon't test me
>>224325740Me on the...... left
>>224325748Black-and-white thinking—also called dichotomous or all-or-nothing thinking—is a cognitive pattern where situations, rules, or emotions are viewed in absolute extremes with no middle ground.
There are literal 80 IQ spastics here who prefer cars to horses.
>>224325717 wouldn't say cooking and item durability is inherently minecrafty, no
you are poor in hyrule and in real life
>>224325777im a cat
>>224325762it would still be poo bradley posting and bbc/cuck spammers
>>224325803strange lie
Tadalafil actually works ladsbeen getting massive erections all weekendthis shit is goated
>What is going on with Britain? This is some Latin American-tier shit. How can a 1st world European society degenerate that much?
chuddy malone is live
>>224325787yeah but can imagine sitting your arse on a skinny british twink you can wank yourselff off while i suck on your balls and arsehole would that be good??? for you?????
>>224325777please kill yourself