mallard edition
this is me
lets agree to leave all that unpleasantness behind
new mexico
>>224327289glad i don't have a white rectangle for a headimagine the prejudice this man experiences on a daily basis
I don't understand what you're all talking about
oh dear… i’m being told that the cronem are active…
>>224327328don't worry kitten x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YrKSohzTpE
regular cats are very cute but cats with no hair are disgusting animals
They killed harry hill
NEWhttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
crodie dagger dicking perfect Katy behind the toilets at carnivaltimmy staying at home screaming into his pillow
>>224327320a lot of arizona mimics this goofy architecture stylenot sure if i like it or not
>>224327367Go rape yourself
Just ate a crisp
Im a woman
>>224327320been there
Utah....vgh.
Imagine Dredd pounding out Alysa Liu
you’re fucked mate
right janny are you gonna sort that or am i going over your head and talking to the adminsdon't think i won't
>>224327470right i'd watch that
>>224327471would just off myself at thatno paying that off
got antiques roadshow on
>>224327471would prefer to see her with jason luv
The English have an absolute nerve - they go to Spain and some of the Greek islands absolutely trash the place, to the point locals are sick of them , then moan about two days of Notting Hill carnival - have you seen your behaviour in other countries, punch ups after football, violence falling out of pubs.
>>224327426>>224327443>>224327463kys
>>224327496what are they looking at
Not seen gyaldemlad in a couple daysDid he get sniped again?
>The average UK graduate scheme receives 140 applicants per vacancy, according to data from the Institute of Student Employers (ISE).
>>224327519antiques mate
>>224327504gnome physique
ayo ock lemme get a sausage bean and cheese
So how many of you would bum mousey if he cleaned his teeth and had a wash then
>>224327519some shit painting
>>224327509sir copy paster
Fattest woman you've ever wanked to?
https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69She's streaming.
>>224327553:P
>>224327568can't recall sorry
>>224327577Grandma still got it
>ctrl+4>loom>zero results
>>224327577>she
>>224327522cant even get a minimum wage job either as we are at biomass saturation point
is there a worse fucking job in the world than putting duvet covers on it turns my head i hate the bastards is there no gadget to do it easier
>>224327568>>224327577BBC only
>>224327512Whats wrong? x
>>224327568Mental how women can be fat as fuck but a normal face. I put on 5kg and get chubby cheeks
Im a girl x
>>224327595turn it inside out, go into it and grab the ends, line them up with the duvet, shake it on
>>224327595Just turn the duvet cover inside out over your hands and pinch a corner in each hand
/brit/ is fucking dead
>>224327577I met my wife because of her
The Crosses.... home...
Hate that Francis Bourgeois or whatever the fuck he's called. That creep that fucks trains.
>>224327568I feel sick from looking at this beast
>>224327631how?
look at this
>>224327630We’re all watching mousey’s streM
>>224327628this is the meta
feminist wrecked compilation videos did untold damage to the psyches of countless moids
>>224327654went up to her in the pubsaid "i want to fuck you in the ass"she said "aw"
>>224327639I’d kiss him
>>224327595put one side in and hold it up and shake it into shape
>>224327323stfu jeetsmell poopskin
Mouse just showed us his willard
my sister went to carnival I wish that was a joke
>>224327685shut the fuck up for fucks sake
>>224327685sorry but its like belle doing hardcorethe mystery is gonewe're over "mousey" now
dishwasher sounds like its about to take off
>>224327696oh no...
might suck a Guinness
>>224327613hi haha x
>>224327568Imagine her on her back legs spread while cronem baton slides in
>>224327675I'd stamp on your head til l heard a crunch.
>>224327696make sure you get her a pile cushion when she comes home gyals going to be shitting sideways for a month
Watching the fat drug addict mong chugging out of date milk and running his hand through his greasy hair saying "that's crazy dude" in response to everything is it?
someone webm ruby crying
>>224327667
Show us
>>224327663umtopus
>>224327595i lived with a guy who once worked at a hotel and had to do that all dayhe showed me the systemget your hands inside the duvet cover and find the corners at the opposite side from the openingput the corners of the duvet into those cornershold it from the outside of those corners, lift it up and shake the duvet cover down over the duvetpull the duvet down over the rest of the duvetgive it another big shake from those cornersfasten the duvet coverdonesorted in less than a minutei learned a lot from that bloke
dogs are disgusting vermin
>>224327696Oh dear… Crodie has definitely been there…
>>224327727Wow your so tough big guy
>>224327735hardly fat
been chewing the inside of my cheek and now it’s bleeding really hurts too
Mouse getting upset in the stream at the mention of employed woman
>>224327774this has already been established in the thread maybe if you paid a bit more attention you'd learn from the fine blokes at brit aswell x
>>224327443colorado?
>>224327793Didn't happen though did it
>>224327774>pull the duvet down over the rest of the duvetpull the duvet COVER down over the rest of the duvet i mean
Going down on my master Ruby
>>224327667chuds go 0.2 seconds without thinking about cuckolding challenge
mousey getting his willard out
His little willard is hard now
>>224327797was typing instead of reading wasn't iplease accept my concession i made a prat of myself
mousey melty
shebby has just turned up on mousey stream asking where the twenty he borrowed is
>>224327830The last thing a bbc sees before getting devoured
tummy doesnt feel rightshouldnt have had that pie and wine
>>224327789used to do that on the inside near my bottom lip
Hanging a random yellow bedsheet up instead of actual curtains is it?
>>224327814she saw crodie batonshe gone tek dat
Mouse doesn't have a hdmi cable
>>224327873have you got ginger or peppermint tea?if not, get some ready for future tummy aches
he scares me
>>224327876He said he'd do you up the bum, do you think that's appropriate?
tek it tek it tek it
>>224327902hes based
>>224327774Bet you learned a lot.Like what a prostate orgasm feels like,You bumder.
>>224327830BBC
>>224327891saaar pls redeem the tech support cable consignment at your location saaar
catberg brought a creature iin and hid it somewhere in my room and it reeks of rotting animaltore my bedroom apart looking for it today but I cannot for the life of me find itdunno what to do desu
>>224327876wearing a dress when you're clearly a man is it?
>>224327830looks like ozzy osbourne
yes it’s horrible but it’s a little bit funny too no?
>>224327939insane how accurate this ended up being
sad acts going on about some parasocial obsession they have with a random weirdo who posted on hereget a life and this is coming from a proper sad case
got a sizeable willy
>>224327957shut up jimmy
stick your incel head out of your windowand take a look at the moonit's beautiful
>>224327944no I don't think it's that funny
>>224327921no i'm not like youhe did say he was bisexual though which was a mild concern
>>224327957
gay porn sticking my gay porn head out of the gay porn window to gay porn look at the gay porn moon
>>224327982why not
>>224327993ok i will note it!!
>>224327944Your life is worthless
Denzel scrannington
>>224327975you've lied to me it's cloudy
crodie angryhe been sent home from carnival for stabbing up timmykaty slow stroking his baton to keep him calm
might watch a three hour video on halo lore
>>224327902
>>224328008heard from a rodent scientist that rodents will chew their arms off and die if they're cut off from their cocaine supply after having a taste
>>224328025*tips fedora* it's all religion's fault
utter dogshit threaddo better next time girls
>>224328016Denzel Noshington would also work I think
freshers week soon
>>224327897>get some ready for future tummy aches:(
timmy bleeding on the floorcrodie walking away with perfect katynun he cud do xx
>>224328070yh...
>>224328070crodeypops pre-activating
>>224328073boy scout motto innitalways be prepared
nigger poo on jew
yanks be like: yo cody i just reached second base with brooklyn under the bleachers. we're going steady!brits be like: alright m8 just fingered that slag laura round the back of greggs. my fingers stink.
nun u cud do mousenonce xx
Shut up and twerk mouse
>>224328103Ian be like: i met my wife through a mutual friend
>>224328115LOL
>>224328103i don't say that
Might wank to Daisy Ridley.
mousenonce crying into his pillow reporting my posts for his mental healthcrodie next door going hard on perfect katy
fiona bruce won year of the year in 2010 with this arse
>>224328126scromit
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here.
>>224328126scream
>>224328156LOL
everyone report mousey's stream
>>224328101bet you learnt all about sore bums too
Feel sorry for mouse he's a complete wreck
love rain, mewonder what people thought was happening back in the day when they had no clue about weather and thatwhat's god up to? throwing water down at us again lol
posting "black people and east asians are the funniest races" on facebook just to see what'll happen
mousenonce looking up pics of horses a claiming he never wanted katy anyway
>>224328198LOL
think the piss has just gone back inside me I’ve been holding it for that long now
>>224328186nypa gaylord
>>224328191no and i'm sorry for whatever happened to you to make you think like that
>>224327735>>224327788>>224328021>>224328077>>224328171these posts are literally all the same person
mousey won
Black pussy could change mousenonce
>>224328256how so
>>224328211mate, fix yourself up, go down there and look them straight in the eye and tell them you've come down to do a weethey can't stop you without breaking the law
>>224328250how did you know
Mouse just confirmed he is a bisexual
>>224328250all bangers
How many stabbings are the carnival this year? Or are they only just getting started?
year of the year
>>224328069Oh yeah that's better
>>224328264he is victorious
LOWLANDSLOWLANDS AWAY ME JOHN
>>224328211thats called sublimation and it's going to kill you now
Just brushed my teeth. Going bed soon as toil tomorrow. Someone's got to pay for mousenonces's government handouts as he's incapable of supporting himself LOL
I can fix mousey x
>>224328225fell on my bum
>>224328299You work minimum wage and don't get taxed stop the cap
Nigga drinking milk from the carton
>>224328299LOL x
I’m a black woman and I can fix you with my pussy
>>224328299you're on benefits just like him sybau
Mouse looks like number 5 from never mind the buzzcocks
the latest from doctorberg
>>224328299he'd bash you
you're all falling into his trap. he is mentally ill and has ocd. he is /brit/'s greatest ever mind rapist
>>224328303another boy scout motto: always do your besti feel like you're not doing your bestshould've joined the scouts lad
i've taught myself to survive a 4 storey fall
writing a novel in the cybergoy genre
>>224328388oh im sure you did your best
going to replay RDR2 then RDR in preparation for GTA VI
who the fuck is mousenonce
It’s only a matter of time before this freak becomes a rapist
>>224328354yikeskidney stones are one of things that terrify mewith my lifestyle it's a matter of time
>>224328393you can do this by just falling a bit further each time
>>224328195got an app on my phone to make rain noises so i can sleep
Lowkey worried GTA6 won't be funny.
>>224328416gotta get used to that 30 fps
>>224328413tried toi admit i didn't always manage it but it's a good thing to get in your head
don't know what's so bad about 30fps
crodie going brazy tonight omds
>>224328324pretty sure that's his dinner
>>224328458gta 5 wasn't funnyrdr 2 wasn't funny
>>224328434he won
>At least eight dead after ferry capsizes off northern Cyprus - with captain arrested
Last Rockstar game I played was San Andreas. I might play IV at some point but that's it.
>>224328476>it's a good thing to get in your headis that what they told you? in the tent? after hours?
>>224327320imagine a whole mall... looking like that
>>224328499GTA5 had comedic elements.RDR2 did not.I fear the tone shift, not what (You) decide is funny or not.
>>224328518So?
culturalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avB8Lk-foz4
thats a BIG tie
>>224328559looks like stephen merchant
>>224328322That's a woman you're replying to. They're all HR office drones and mak5e 45,000 per year to send emails and create diversity plans, then complain how there's gender pay gap while men doing actual work make 2/3'rds what she does at best.
>>224328458The bulk of the humour in GTAVI will be based around being in a relationshipThe rest will be jokes about Floridians being whacky
>>2243285274/10too predictablei'll assume this isn't your best work
If i close my eyes I can pretend I live in springfield with homer simpsons
>
>>224328581Nah mate it's a troon who stacks shelves and works the checkout in an Aldi in Shrewsbury
nothing gets my penis harder than tax evasion
>>224328617really? for me its gay poo porn
>>224328603really dislike these types of rollsconsuming itself
>>224328603quote unquote nigga weed
>>224328554wait a second... those darkies, why are they in england?
Did the fat dishevelled man pour the stale chocolate powder into his expired milk and drink his concoction?
If you're over 16 and still playing video games you need to go back to r-eddit.
got the kate bush on
>>224328603>Chops his girlfriend's legs off after thinking she's a 40 foot squid
>>224328617I got offered a job in Revenue, but they rescinded it because of the Garda vetting aha x
>>224328653..yh
>>224328655im thinking about shoving a rolling pin up my arse what do you think
Leftypol and rorke
>>224328683Andy Burnham's manifesto
>>224328653mousey is not fat
Thank fuck for the bank holiday
>>224328695rorke is marleyian
>>224328720see >>224328554
>>224328729me in the middle
>>224328585believe it or not i tried my best
Drinking chocolate milk because it’s brown like a bbc
I have just 60 minutes to get to the shop to purchase one (1) beer.
>>224328653Post physique.
>>224328729me center right
>>224328740>post a youtube link on 4chan>watch the new youtube accounts that click the video after you post it>get a list of everyone on 4channice try 77th brigade
imagine being a white south african
>>224328747She voted for this.
>>224328797they should make a movie about this
you guys watching the stream?
>>224328851no mate. do one
>>224328732You've misunderstood the story or you're trying to self insert. The guys who had a mysterious fall after fucking the world up, due to having a hand tied behind their back, then finally getting revenge.Or the people who got btfo and now use the old winners to do their bidding. Do you get it at all. The best you could play for is Gaza but even then it was the ottomans in charge.
>>224328882many are saying this
>>224328554>Yankees hats>Dodgers hats>Cubs hats>Padres hats >Mariners hats >Pirates hats The mandem love baseball
>>224328839
>>224328885eldians are jews who used magic to destroy the rorke civilisationthen rorkes develop tech using their intelligence and destroy them
open the facking pubs
Far right in mentality and mindset yet my ideal female type are all far left I feel cursed because I’d get far more fanny if I went to liberal and far left events and protests
>>224328839imagine being one of those white zimbabwean farmers feeding all these black fellas and then they kick you out and trash your farmthen they all start starvingtalk about schadenfreude
Mental how how having opinions is considered a major component of morality these days.Someone could be a bully, but if they have the right opinion on a war in the middle east, or chicks with dicks (and do nothing with that opinion mind, just disclose that they have it, or at least claim they do) and suddenly that and that alone makes them a good or bad person.
might have a cry
I'd go to nottinghill looks like a lot of fit lightskin girls
>>224328882
>>224328921best gimmick of all time and its not even close
suffering from anxiety
>>224328939women give zero fucks about a man's politics
>>224328952surely it's cockmogs me!
>>224328839It's going to be 100x worse here. At least they've got room to go completely remote. Were going to live cheeky by jowel in a country which is 30 percent African in less than 10 years. Pakis for their faults are irrelevant as they have barely any more children than we do at this point. They'll come a time where well have to band together with them like whites do in south Africa now.
>>224328941they begged for them to come back lelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10ppb_yKUU
>>224328950looks like there are a lot of white girls
>>224328947come on mate it'll be alright in the endbut you have a cry if you wantnobody's judging you
>lightskin>actually brown????
I want to get into RTS games, where should I start?World in Conflict looks good
gta 6 cost more to develop than it cost to build the burj khalifa
>>224329005red alert 2
>>224328982oh dear...
my watch is telling my my "fitness age" is 24
>>224328977Probably wasn't even a farmer, they just assumed he was because of his surname
>>224329023whats the age for fitness dick in yo mouth?
>>224329023that's good
>>224329023my metabolic age is 40
>>224328977namibia was saying all you white farmer lads are extremely welcome herefuck zimbabwe come work in namibia, no mugabe herethey know what's up in namibia
NEW>>224329080>>224329080>>224329080
>>224329023what is your actual age?
Spare a thought for all the deano mongs at Creamfields rolling around in the mud.
>>22432910330
