cum beast editionprevious: >>224324574
Burgers and fries have been swallowed
met my 16-year-old cousin for the first time today. she's a huge chudette.
>>224330715Approximate cup size?
eating some totino's pizza rolls after which I will be hitting the 'sino again because I am sick freak
Video games lose most of their appeal when you realize you're just pushing buttons and watching the same thing happen over and over again
>>224330737that sounds a lot like driving, working, partying, and exercising.
Books lose most of their appeal when you realize you're just reading the same 26 letters over and over again
>>224330770Anything in real life has more variance than a video game
>>224330786this is why it's important to learn japanese
just met somebody with the surname of Suckie
I've seen no hard evidence that sex actually exists. Only easily manipulatable videos (AI?) on the famously untrustworthy internet.
>>224330861そうそう
>>224330665
>>224330977I bet that room reeks, Tapirs smell terrible
what is your modus operandi
>>224331024gettin money
>>224331024Vae victis
Today, I've had a whey protein shake, an apple, an orange, a coffee, and a smoothie from tropical smoothie cafe. A mostly peaty day, but the whey protein contained xanthan gum
Atlanta is a paradise for zesty bucks
>>224331060jason-esque post
Waffles with Butterworth syrup for breakfast
>>224331077Jason has never been a peater.
I have broke-ass hoe fatigue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GllEDACUbNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4il_hBM4U
Why do you not own a 2026 Rolls-Royce Phantom?
would you rather have an iq of 160 or an 8 inch penis
>>224331206Because I love sucking dicks
>>224331258I have both
Currently attempting to turn a faggot straight with mixed results
For me? The E Type
Farting happily
>>224331206unironically a new luxury car is a better deal than the over msrp slop normies have been buying the last 5 years or so
>>224331258I need an 8 inch deep pussy more than either of those things
>>224331295
>>224331293Aren't you still a virgin? Doesn't sound like mixed results to me
suck my penitz bitch
>>224331258I'd rather have 160 billion dollars
>>224331295move over, pipsqueak.
>>224331370>Aren't you still a virginYes but probably not for long >Doesn't sound like mixed results to meI wasn't referring to myself lel
>>224331495>Yes but probably not for longWhat are you scheming?
Did the dishes like a woman
>>224331538That's gay
>>224331206I'm not OSHO that has a follower who is an underground chemist making billions of doses of LSD, MDMA and DMT
>>224331524he's planning to rape a minority at his college
>>224331556My sister yelled at me to do it
i remember being a kid when 3d printing was the bleeding edge and hearing about it and imagining myself at this age 3d printing a mansion and a playstation but it turns out all you can do with it is make bump stocks and funko pops and you can’t even make bump stocks anymore
>>224331538I'm interpreting the word "woman" in the objective sense and making you an absolute depraved fool in my mind.
>>224331580can I talk to her.
>>224331627Talk to the hand
N
Going outside to grill soon
been thinking about getting a gf, how would one accomplish that
>>224331763take some good pictures of yourself, download hinge (or grindr if you want a trans gf), go fishing for likes
>>224331524>What are you scheming?I've got like 5 different plans right now:>Cute Pasifika mutt girl with big tits>skinny dark skinned Italian girl>tall, pale, curvy Midwestern girl>curvy, nerdy Jeeta with a particularly great ass>adorable slim Taiwanese girl
>>224331796you are absolutely delusional and there's a 98% chance you will end up like Elliot Rodger. genuinely sad there is no way for us to warn the appropriate authorities about you.
>>224331824I'm sure all of them made eye contact and spoke to him at least once
>>224331824>you are absolutely delusionalI'm not, I already hit it off with the Pasifika girl and the Jeeta. I don't need every one to work just at least one.
>>224330665I hate fucking Boston I had a wellness check today by the cops because my neighbors heard me say I wanna get hit by a bus so I could die and my family sue them. I told the cop I was Useless Worthless Ugly Short Not athletic Not even good at anything so maybe God really fucked up She said if your suicidal she will put me in a mental hospital I said I am not but I wish I would die now I have a therapist to talk to
>>224331896LOL
>>224331896At least it's not Chicongo
>>224331796>>Cute Pasifika mutt girl with big titsPacific Islanders are among the least civilized people in the world. I would greatly advise against this option.
The momtard was being a condescending bitch again implying im a sperg
>>224331985She's probably right
>>224331896Picturing an ugly manlet ranting about his self hatred to a sexy hot copGood idea for a messed up porno
>>224331970>I would greatly advise against this optionShe's half White and grew up in Hawaii. I thought she was Latinx until I talked to her.
>>224332008Nope, if any one was in my family anyways it would probably either be her or my older brother
>>224332014https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkMA1athE9I&
Beauty and the BeastSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderJoe the LionBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes"
i love browsing pinterest no homo
LIFT UP YOUR SOUL TO THE KITTINGTON GODSPOOP METALPOOP METALPOOP METALPOOP METALUHHAAAHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAHHHPOOP METAL
My legs are ashy, my AND1 shorts smell like urine, my teeth are rotting, i have a shitty haircut...But at least I can listen to castlevania soundtracks and masturbate to pics of guys I don't like gfs :D
>>224332053it has a lot of good fap material
>>224330665Good to see the /cum/ beast lives on
>>224332053fucking faggot. wow.
"Hi Tired, I'm Mr. Hitler!"
Canada was amidst our own domestic issues of national unity until the American President targeted us. We haven't been this unified in my lifetime.
>>224332019If there's any chance you would be compelled to meet her family then stay away.
>>224332208Maybe Hitler had postpartum depression
>>224331796Try leaving them all love emails, also when class is over you should follow themWomen get turned on by this
>>224332053Has it not been completely ruined by AI?
>>224332195wheres my flag
Zoom zoom is a statutory sex offender in at least 5 different states
>>224332208I accidentally posted the wrong pic lol
Good evening my friends.
Nothing like a show of violence to gain some respect
>going 80mph on the highway>most people passing meyoure all getting scraped off the pavement one day btw
>>224332333G'd'evening
>>224332243>you would be compelled to meet her familyI need to figure it out. She said her family is from Tonga and she has no accent and doesn't speak the language at all despite having been there and Australia/NZ. She's going to law school to be an admiralty lawyer.
>>224332093>Sticky nutsack = scratchen>Itchy asshole = Poken>Customer that mogs me food = served>Break = taken
I saw a woman walking a three-legged dog.
Pizza and wings are a-comin'.Dominos on Uber Eats has a medium two-topping pizza deal for $3 because it's meant to be a loss leader. It's slop heaven for me.
back from church
Going to eat Ikea meatballs and gravy with pasta tonight
The capital of Mexico is Mexico City, located in the Valley of Mexico.
>>224332540but the state of Mexico is located elsewhere
>>224332516those are reindeer niggaaaaaI tried those once at the local IKEA but I was too put off by their lukewarmness to care about the actual taste
You got me?
Weeughh :/
I think i was incorrectly medicated for 8+ years. Lamotrigine is a mood stabilizer and not an anti epilepsy drug.
gabagoooooool
If Mel C is performing "Spice Up Your Life" with back-up singers, are they not additional "Spice" girls? Give them some names please.
>>224332635that post deserves careful consideration imo
>>224332646>Anchor tattoo with muffin top spilling over hammer pantsClassy lady
>>224331538faggot
toast with peanut butter and banana slices
>>224331883yeah you're a real gigachad juggling all these bitches it's really dealer's choice now which one you fuck FIRST because of course you'll be deepdicking all of them obviously.
I made a Xitter account yesterday, but I'm completely at a loss as to how to make internet posts outside of this website. I've gotten so used to the anonymity here that I can't really discern what is appropriate to post under a public name.
What if we all kissed under the starry night sky?
>>224332753based and butterpilled
Last time I was on a plane I was seated next to a cute girl but I gave her the ick because I was watching The Believer starring Ryan Gosling on my phone
what about sam elliot page
I'm a ssssssslithery ssssssssssnake!
Mah dih lea
>>224332753>toast with peanut buttermy breakfast 5 days out of 7, no bananas regretfully, but I will try them
>>224332825
>>224332777What if we kissed at Gay City State Forest?
What are you guys eating for dinner? Regret? Salad of faggyboys?
Peanut butter is technically a sneed oil, but I refuse to believe it's bad for me.
>>224332777https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z65m_fsYVnE&list=RDz65m_fsYVnE
38 dollars for a pound of smoked brisket, I don't think it's a good deal
>>224332568I got rid of all the stupid retarded shit that only stupid retards get
I fucking hate BBQ, I like chewy meat
>>224332568Mr. Moneybags…
In the communist revolution of China, Mao banned aquaculture, which was a traditional practice for families there since ancient times. Modern China however is bringing back aquaculture, undoing Mao's ban.
>>224332857you can also sprinkle some sugar on top if you like
>>224332946no, but sometimes honey
>>224332805Take a gander at my pussy, pardner
College is a fucking scam(SCRAM!)College is for fucking faggots(YEAH YUH!)Show me your genitalsYour genitalsShow me your genitalsYour genitali-ahhh
>>224332935It’s pretty crazy how badly Mao managed to fuck up practically every aspect of Chinese society. He can’t even take credit for the subsequent economic boom, which was a result of his eventual successor Deng contradicting Mao’s policies
I had a lot of sex with myself today
Chiang may have been a gangster, but the people he liked to fuck with at least weren't joe schlub from the rice paddy, amirite
The Confedete army had a general who was a Cherokee.
>>224333049Looks overcooked
W rizzHighly encouraging
>>224333054Confederate
>>224333054Woke confederacy DEI HR dept
>>224332053So does my mom
anime
>>224333103We need more posts like this
im in an uber with a black driver and hes playing fucking wii sports music
aytone
>>224332333phwoaranudda gud postanudda gud kittingtonshire
>>224333068Cumfederate
>>224333121https://youtu.be/B6i-DHysISE?si=mWWYy5p_vul9xeyY
why do zoomers worship monkeys
>me eat dem BOMBACLAT 52 PUSSYCLAT CHICKEN NUGGET WITH DA JERK SAUCE AND TING!
thread slow as molasses
That mousenonce livestream earlier was nightmare fuel.He seemed more coherent irl than on here, but still clearly mentally ill.
subhuman wretch
>>224333068>>224333165phwoar lissen to consoler of the lonely by raconteursbrilliant blues rock masterpiece from late 2000s
>>224332777Airplanes in the nightsky look like shooting starsI could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Penish
This is now a rasta threadhttps://youtu.be/LIvzXXB7kgU
Found this video of zoomzoom on a datehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787864642159962.mp4
Tian is both transcendent and immanent as the starry vault, manifesting in the three forms of dominance, destiny, and nature. There are many compounds of the name Tian, and many of these clearly distinguish a "Heaven of dominance", a "Heaven of destiny", and a "Heaven of nature" as attributes of the supreme cosmic God.[47]In the Wujing yiyi (五經異義), "Different Meanings in the Five Classics"), Xu Shen explains that the designation of Heaven is quintuple:[47]Huáng Tiān (皇天) —"August Heaven", "Yellow Heaven", or "Shining Heaven", when it is venerated as the lord of creation;Hào Tiān (昊天)—"Vast Heaven", with regard to the vastness of its vital breath (qi);Mín Tiān (旻天)—"Compassionate Heaven", for it hears and corresponds to justice to the all-under-Heaven;Shàng Tiān (上天)—"Highest Heaven" or "First Heaven", for it is the primordial being supervising all-under-Heaven;Cāng Tiān (苍天)—"Deep-Green Heaven", for it being unfathomably deep.
>>224333251This is the actual video...
>>224333261his dick is too small to reach horse pussy
>>224333261I like how the officers using Google translator are trying not to laugh kek
>>224333261Lol now whenever a potential employer googles his name they'll see that he fucked a horse
>>224333293To be fair that's not like the strangest sexual encounter to happen in Thailand
>>224333273do you have first hand experience?
Buying stage blood
>>224333254TEN ten TEN ten TEN ten TEN tentengoku jigoku no tengoku jigoku noDEAD alive DEAD alive DEAD DEAD BIRTH BIRTH DEAD BIRTH DEAD
>>224333314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
lake ur mom
>>224333261There's nothing wrong with this sort of relation per se, but he definitely should've gotten the owner's permission before going on his property, especially at night.
>>224333333
soundbar-chan has been set uppretty sure it's overkill for my apartment and I could piss my neighbors off with the bass
people knocked on my door and left before I could find clothesfarkin cunts
>>224333361You don't need permission to have fun.
>>224333328ben nye the stage blood guy
>>224333361>There's nothing wrong with this sort of relation per se
>>224333367answer the door with a raging boner it's your house after all
>>224333361jason tier post
>>224333361>There's nothing wrong with this sort of relation per se,
>>224333372But trespassing is wrong.>>224333399>>224333387Do you have an actual argument to share, or just snark?
yoooooo
>>224333413Horse can't consent so it is rape.It's also fucking nasty
>>224333413no point arguing with a subhumanjust know that i'd cave your horsefucking skull in without hestitation, fucking freak
If Alakazam is so smart why do they tolerate being imprisoned in a poke ball and following orders?
>actually taking the bait>actually engaging with this fucking cretin
>>224333424How do YOU know what a horse feels?
>>224333421kinda looks like a tranny
>>224333437Because that's his kink! He's a sub
do female urologists see your dick and scrotum to examine you? so embarrassing if true
>>224333424What is your basis for saying this? Most animals exhibit communicative behaviors that humans can understand. Think of dogs and cats; horses likewise are capable of this.>>224333429You couldn't.
Would you?
>>224333443You're just mindbroken from staring at too many trannies.
I'm gonna impregnate YOU WITH THE WORD OF GOD *humps the air*! JEEEEEEEEEEEESUSSSSSS!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788122439995718.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788122439995718.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788122439995718.mp4
>>224333458I've never seen a urologist, but my family doctor, a middle aged man, would cup my testicles when I was a child doing a physical check up for school sports.
>>224333484if Mikey Madison lived in the 60's she'd probably have done heroin with Leonard Cohen in Tangiers or sth, she has that alt muse face
>>224333473No, I don't think I need to do that exercise. My posterior chain is already adequately stimulated by the compound lifts I do.
the internet ruined everything
>>224333558>she has that alt muse faceThat's also why she was well cast as a member of the Manson family in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
18% of the world's population is Chinese, but I'm not going to learn Mandarin just to get an Asian gf.
I'm incel before I'm American, white, male, etc.
>>224333640American by birth incel by God
>*takes a fat rip from volcano bag*>pff..pftfpft....gffffffawhhhhhhhoh yeah I'm *cough* I'm thinking it's 'sino time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnSK3qLOV3o
*enters thread*
Doesn't anybody finds it hilarious how most of the time people around the world may feel extreme hatred toward each other despite having 100% identical looks: russians/ukrainians/poles, gooks/chinks/japs, the balkanoids, armenians/azeris, greeks/turks and etc.
it might be over for me
>>224333703Not funny at all. I weep when I think about it.
>>224333484LUV MIKEY
>>224333703What about Swedes and Norwegians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adtuUeRb4Ts
>>224333730ugly
>>224333703Notwithstanding looks, I bet most people who hate on each other online would actually get along in person. The internet and anonymity make it so easy to hate.
>>224333736Canadians are finding it harder and harder to connect with Americans as America becomes more bi-racial. We look less and less like them as they water down their white genes with mulatto mixes. The quadroon schism is tearing this continent apart.
>>224333251I actually have quite a good member on me and am not insecure about that at all>>224333261Least horny umafag
I hate how every game tries to be souls like now. It's such shit gameplay, its just dodge roll and attack
>>224333730Khazar...
>>224333761I rarely see biracial people
>>224333813You see them constantly but you have muttovision at this point so it's hard for you to even tell. You're actually bi-racial yourself and you don't even realize it.
>>224333813Don't look at the mirror much eh?
my 7.2 inch penis is flopping around
>>224333824>>224333829CopeReal life isn't /pol/
https://youtu.be/zQC_Wv0R2SQ?m
>>224333837Mine just stands straight up
>>224333813Mexicans?
>Cope>Real life isn't /pol/
>>224333850I used to listen to Deodato like 20 years ago, I knew this album really wellI guess I was always destined for the yacht
What's on the docket for tonight's goon sesh? Gimme some suggestions.
>>224333850https://litter.catbox.moe/gwy1hf.mp4
>>224333880Musky underwear
Even though cost of living is high, once parents have kids they often seem to make it work.
>>224333880Stockings over the pants footjob
>ongezellig yuri porn
>>224333898Lmfao no
>>224333898The cost of supplies has gone way up past few years, most young people struggle to take care of themselves
>>224333880chinese massage parlor
>>224333910Only coco was hot in that show
>>224333880true romantic love feat. handholding and missionary
>>224333880German man having a threesome with an African girl and a White woman where he cutely and subtly but clearly prefers the African
The anthropologist Edward Dutton said that the average intelligence of the population was at its highest point in about 1871 and it has been going downhill since that time.
Time to enjoy
>>224333973Based on what
>>224333916>>224333912Yeah my wife and I both have professional careers and living in Toronto is still to expensive to raise a family. We are likely moving to a semi rural town outside the city to settle down. We pay %3,100.00 + utilities and $300 car insurance per month to rent a 2 bedroom townhouse in the East End.
Attractiveness doesn't matter to women. I'm hot af and they still ignore me.
>>224334037>t.
>>224332208The ideal fed candidate is a trans, bipoc, prostitute soliciting, animal fucking thief
>>2243340222200 USD is too much for a two-bedroom
>>224334047they literally hired Joshua Sutter
that fucking animal blundetto
>>224334037Attractiveness to women is mostly based on personality and confidence. Physical attractiveness is just a bonus for them. T. Mid looking confident guy with a super hot wife.
>>224334047To be fair hiring a prostitute is not exactly a crazy act. It's the oldest profession in the world for a reason
I have a hot wife too
Russians are so weird, they complain about gay people, yet their country produces the best transsexual porn and is full of gay rape
The most Mexican image of all time
>>224334064have you ever touched her boobies
>>224334058>The FBI paid Sutter over US$140,000 for his services from 2003 to 2021, and used his house as part of a scheme to target Americans who were pro-North Korea. He also operated a Hindu sect for some time.Gigachad
>>224334092Indeed, what the hell is that cartoon about, and why is it so popular among crazy people?
I feel like it would be easy to get away with child labor. Just don't report your wife's births to the government, and then from the pov of the state you have no kids and you're free to put your kids to work on your indoor chicken farm
>>224334055In my neighborhood we have what is considered "competitive" rent. Our house is pretty nice and good size, but at this rent it is hard to put money away every month to save to buy. Unless you have family money or a very high end job, it is almost impossible to buy in Toronto.Even if we put $250k cash down and took a $850k+ mortgage, our monthly payments would be over $4,000.
i really hate how dirty everything is in third world countries
I'm very curious about the smell of a vagina
>>224334102you should watch itits like under 30 mins all parts together
>>224334137Name of show?
>>224334097he also founded Tempel ov Blood
>>224334118It depends on several factors, even with the same woman it is different day by day.
>>224334157https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoTx5ylrvvalqkEfwzVTDZ2Y_TE7lFUvf
>>224334171I really want to plant my face between a woman's crotch and just stay there and smell
>>224334157>>224334102Ongezellig. It's a dark comedy about a bunch of students at a boarding school in the Netherlands. It's popular with "crazy people" because it was popular here on /co/ and /qa/ and then carried over to the sharty.
>>224334064do you kiss her on the lips
>>224334113what's the point when you can hire shitskins who work for pennies
>>224334206It's not that pleasant for either party ngl
>>224334220Several times a day yes. She gave me head today because it's shark week
>>224334227So why are you posting this?
>>224334237have you ever smacked her on the butt
>>224334222then your country turns to shit.
>>224334237Does she shave her pussy
>>224334132The funkiest one I smelled was really foulIt was really from unwashed crotch and not actual vaginal odor, but when I put my head close it smelled exactly like a sweaty stinky armpitIt made me want to write a barbershop song called The Angel With the Armpit in Her Vagina
>>224334253She actually had lazer hair removal
>>224334243what's your problem
>>224334272have you ever suckled on her boobies
>>224334261If a chick takes a shit then you fuck her from behind with the barrel still smoking, the order can be quite off-putting
We are all dogs trapped in God's hot car.
>>224334286That and have you ever had a woman who didn't wipe up her piss dribbles? My beard and moustache smelled like piss for hours after that encounter
>>224334298If I was ever uncertain I always suggested the team shower beforehand. Although I have definitely licked dirty butthole and peepee pussy before
>>224334313I'm not a back door man but I've put my mouth on so many questionable front bottomsOh well, live and learn
>>224334227The Gods Must Be Crazy speaks of this
Lmao
>>224334332I want to eat your butt
Do you think the hijackers had to show up early for their flights on 9/11? How early do you think they showed up?
>>224334358leafs seething
>>224334358The actual international authority on the matter hasn't even acknowledged the orange man temper tantrumhttps://ijc.org/en/loslrb
>>224334132salty shekels
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788098793575596.webm
>>224334358Mine still says Lake Ontario
People think that history is all about politics but they don't understand the enormous role that geography plays.
>>224334413did he pull a gun or what
>>224334424he points it right at the copcheck your eyes nigga
>>224330665I look like this
>>224334422corr gud kittington diss
canadians don't want to offend terrorists
>>224334444wonder who drove them
>>224334450Yea we should it call it dancing Israeli day
>10 high school reunion coming up>too embarrassed to go
>>224334442damn i woulda been swiss cheesed in that scenario
>>224334450LOL
>>224334462High school reunions are lame boomer shit anyway that needs to die with them
>>224334222Shitskins don't have the same sense of loyalty that familial child laborers do
>>224334422It's both, but people often don't realize how important geography is. Circumstances like why Switzerland is neutral and Liechtenstein is independent are based on geographic realities more so than just politics. Same as the Himalayan states of Bhutan and Nepal. The United States is currently learning the same truth about Iran. Tough geography is hard to overcome even with modern technology
>>224334422I wonder if there's a term for that
>>224334454Probably their brother in law or step parent got up early to drive them. Then they has to find their gate to make sure it was there before getting an overpriced airport beer at 5:30am
>>224334422>>224334501Biology is the #1 determining factor. You can have people in resource rich and stable areas who live like cave apes and people who live in extreme environments with scarce resources who live like kings.The "Guns, Germs, and Steel" meme is very tiresome and designed to negate the achievements of Western civilization. Tough geography cripples weak people and it emboldens tough and intelligent ones by forcing them to adapt.
>>224334549I didn't mean it in a Jared Diamond way man calm down gepgraphy is still important though take a chill pill dude
>>224334250>using all the money I've hoarded to create a gentrified serfdom when everything goes to shitI don't see the problem
>>224334569It's too late you've triggered me I'm screaming and throwing things all over I just kicked my door off the hinges and punched a hole in the wall.
>>224334462Nah that's cringe. Pretty sure your college reunion is the only cringe event you should consider
bought a 24 pack of baja blastwas supposed to be cutting down on my soda intake but it was on sale you see
>>224334606I bet your urine is blacker than roads
Evens i watch that dutch animated show, odds try to read
>>224334608i drink more bottles of water than you've had hot dinners
don't make a new thread let's just run with this one
>>224334676Is drinking bottled water something to brag about?
>>224334549To clarify I would say the IQ of the inhabitants is obviously an important factor. Notwithstanding, geography is a major contributing factor. Just look at Afghanistan.
>>224334708Afghanis are stupid.
>>224334450americans want all our jews because we're too antisemitic
>>224334722OK but how are they going to help the indians they need a program for them too
Jewleaf is VERY happy about this
>>224334358When is this clownshow going to end
New>>224334754
>>224332875Quite the opposite. As long as you get the natural stuff.
>>224332935>steel head and kingsDon't think that's aquaculture in the sense you might think
>>224333043They're all gangsters. Asian politics is deciding which form of corruption and criminal enterprise you find most tolerable
