Cruise missile edition
Anime is, in its nature, satanic The japs are a deeply spiritually broken nation, and produce smut (anime) because they don’t live by God’s wordThe anime is very porn-coded and VERY trans-coded, no normal/mentally sane person watches it
*flings my poo at op*
Can't see any of your posts, lol. Cheers Claude.
He wants to do WHAT with the horses??
Pornstars should genuinely be sterilised upon entering the industrySame with prostitutesnothing against them but they should absolutely not be parents, insanely cruel to raise a child with that stigma
please for the love of god stop posting screenshots of the putrid, grimy ghoul's stream from scotland who practices no hygiene whatsoever
>>224330671the kid might actually remember that
mad how I'm so racist against anyone not from east yorkshire and yet I can't stop thinking about shagging some jet black negress from east africa up the shitter
I liked him when he was doing his vote for Walt Disney gimmick
>>224330593>>224330671
'twas the night before bank holiday monday <3
is 25 too old to join the army?i know the cut off is like 30 but you know what i mean, i dont wanna be older than everyone else
pretty mad how nobody plays the modern RuneScape (3) and everyone just plays Old School RuneScape
>>224330730You must only have ever had poor quality British turkey, you'd never say that if you'd sampled superior American turkey, apparently
>>224330800you can be any age if you want to be goyim cannon fodder :-)
onions dont make my eyes water anymore dont know if onions have got weaker or if ive grown stronger
>>224330807Not remotely mad
>>224330800>is 25 too old to join the army?No>i know the cut off is like 30No it isn't
right well that's a turkey sandwich
>>224330833>>224330809
>>224330829ok 36 fine but you know what im saying i dont wanna be unc surrounded by 19 year olds
baddiedem success
>>224330885she wouldn't have given man u that tripe penalty
ok well i'm off to bed aren't i
>>224330869Well you're not getting any younger so if you're worried about that you'd better sign up tomorrow
mousenonce is 31 btw
>>224330907*fucks you in*
jamaican gyal told me battyman is not a bad word in jamaica it just means gaywhy do brits consider it "hateful"
>>224330907nite
Just almost had a heart attack thought I was 23 turning 24 but I’m actually 22 turning 23 thank FUCK
>>224330926bizarre
>>224330885hope thats a shot of her quim juice
watching a clip of a 36 year old fat englishman unpinning a grenade under his chin in ukraine on /gif/the yanks are calling him a "pig in more ways than one"
Where is everyone? It's the weekend!
>>224330916*fucks you out*
>>224330939grow up
>>224330779rorke mate...
>>224330935Init
>>224330940that sounds like a healthy thing to be putting into your brain
>>224330954im turning 25 next year
>>224330921Being gay to Jamaicans is the absolute worst thing The worst insult is bumbaclaat which literally means a bottom clotter/arse tampon
>>224330926bit like me except im turning 34
>>224330809It's milk
>>224330880man what the fuck is this?
scream
>>224330940can't be good for the soul to be engaging with any of that
>>224330972complete dog shit content which he simply HAD to share because its his parasocial friend
>>224330970
>>224330976
>>224330972it's his e-waifu
>>224330990wotanic eyes
>>224330976ziedy would've loved this, rest his soul
>>224330921we say chi chi man nowt. jamaican
>>224330965lol. can't say it's not deserved to be fair
>>224330990wastrel
Reminder that Mousey hates attention ok
>>224330990Mouthyank
>>224330784demon
>>224330784should be locked up
>>224330940give us a link
>Mouthyankvintage ginmique
>>224330761there is no stigma any more. we're sex positive now. a child of porn star today will go on to be the film star of tomorrow
This is the real mousey
>>224330972never played res 4 or the remake?
never really understood life or how to get the most out of it until it was too late
So this is toby
teehee I think mouse looks cute ~~
reminder that gyaldemfreak thinks he can communicate with these girls
>>224330976hwl
mousey hasn't posted in months though
>>224331124leave gyally demmies lad alone, cunt
only did one poo today which is nowhere near enough
>>224331124honestly feel bad for him
>>224331052i was making a joke on this fat 36 year old unc joining the army, to fight for migrant rights in ukraineheres a picture i drew of homer simpsoy for you
>>224330908interesting how you’re getting all arsey with me but won’t actually answer my question
>>224331124what is twitch chat you mong
you can't really cancel hitler because it's only his work that's deemed to be evil. his character was actually pretty decent . he was the opposite of most people who produce great work but were terrible people
Phwoar those hangover farts
>>224331168homar
>>224331168fuck are you talking aboutthe lad talking about joining the army is 25do you have ESL wog-tier reading comprehension
>>224331191pathetic
>>224331124He couldn't pull a fat Geordie bird on a night out with 2 kebabs the poor cunt
>>224331191sc
Safe to say that the twitch stream was a massive success.
>>224331189Interesting that you think that's being arseyIf you don't want to join the army, then I dunno why you're talking about joining the army
give mousenonce a go on the demmies
>>224330597To get to the other side
>>224331227luv him sm
>>224331147they're evil niggas, making up shit daily>>224331215see
gyaldem lad might be a bit strange but the freaks who get irrationally angry at him are much much worse
>>224331211erm....ok... ive had a lookstill.... goyim cannon fodderi'm a bottle of wine in my night
>>224331249they dont like the runt cage rattled
What a pathetic moldy incel freak
rose stream is over
>>224331245Well I couldn't pull a girl either but I don't make these utterly weird and pointless posts.
He's so cute
>>224330972he experiences physical pain if he doesn't spam stupid ewhores
>>224331249he's just a bit of a freak that's allsorting thousands of pictures of onlyfans whores so you can post them to 4chan hoping people wank is weird
>>224331228That’s not that interesting mate
turns out that Nepalese flash flood wasn't the glacier collapsing due to climate change but was instead a bedrock collapse under a glacierleftypol will still be in hysterics no doubt
>>224331290that sounds extremely painful
fancy catborg
>>224331289toby fair he could be a shagger if he cut that hair and learned to not be a freaksome may call those insurmountable challenges
wish i looked that evili look like a shireling hobbit incapable of spontaneous violence
looking at him makes me think of that song ‘teenagers’ by my chemical romance and now i can’t get it out of my head
>>224331289
would shag his cheesy anus ngl
>>224331336pip and bennies are the new aristocracy. he does look a bit like a norman prince that would keep maids locked in a tower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNEE1dLKV5AFeeling a bit empty
Haven't had a good shit even once this year. Always have to strain for little result. I never feel truly relieved when I'm done. I wander not far, for I know that soon I will return to the porcelain throne.You lot don't know how lucky you have it. I'd pick a great shit over a good shag
>>224331124he's just had a mental health appointment toopoor guy is in crisis
>>224331368
eff my effing life
>>224330712I've never identified with a clip so hard in my life.Why are goyim like this? Why do they go to bars, drink till their silly, neglect their families, wake up with a hangover and then drink EVEN MORE before getting going to a football match and getting arrested for petty violence when they inevitably get into a brawl with the opposing team's fansI truly don't understand this sub primal behavior.
>>224331349>my animal romance
tom hardy just dropped a hip hop album haha wtf
mousey and candace would have made a lovely couple
>Tomorrow is 1 of just 8 bank holidays England and Wales get per year>Scotland get 9>Ireland and Northern Ireland and Australia get 10>USA gets 11 (federal, not inclduing state holidays), as does France>Spain gets 12>Slovakia gets 14>Nepal has 35so we get fucked basically ladsutterly and unequivocally fucked>New Zealand gets 12
>>224331147:Pedos deserve mocking.
>>224331393it's actually so good as well
Why can't Mousey do a stream of him sat on the toilet.
Black mould and peeling wallpaper in his room
His mouldy tongue on her hairy minge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkei6REo1ic
paxmans died
>>224331328Would make a fine dinner
>>224331401yanks get like 7 days holiday per year not even that sometimes
>>224331430fake news
>>224331401>>Nepal has 35suddenly lost all sympathy for them
>>224331389Geezers need excitementIf their lives don't provide them this, they incite violenceCommon sense, simple common sense
>>224331393might give it a listen along with busta's new album with the dilla beats
>>224331401we get a shit load more holiday allowance tbfscotland gets more it's literally just NYE a time when most people around the world are off anyway
>>224331430wtf its real
>>224331285in newcastle you could some of these lasses get so wasted they'll jump on you, speaking from experiencewho gives a fuck what I post on an anonymous forum. I'm not gonna show a bird my world cup folders either>>224331302I post them cause I find them cute and it's fun sharing
>>224331392howl
>>224331435you cant eat him hes endangered
>>224331460Hmm..
>>224331460her boobs is way too big for her body
>>224331460Lovely boobles
i'm a mod on a big youtube channel and over the past couple of days ive been shadow banning hundreds of users lol so nobody will see their messages
queen's died
>>224331490you get paid for this?
mad how the video of huw edwards announcing the death of her majesty the queen has been completely wiped from the net
>>224331461real
>>224331485Hey, that's a pretty good impression of a homosexual.
>>224331461play a record
>>224331485>>224331487La dualite du male
>>224331498no the guy just gave me it randomly one day, i dont even watch his streams anymorejust been heeming hundreds of cunts
>>224331490bet you get a lot of pussy with your line of work
>>224331461That is one absolutely tiny monkey
>>224331504i didnt say they were ugly.
>>224331513so you're an unpaid janny, is that it?you waste your life doing this for free, am i right in thinking that?
>>224331500rorke
>>224331490yeah good one mad thats class
>>224331490>>224331513
>>224331430I was thinking about him today. Wondered what he's like in his home life and if he uses the same tone of disdain in his everyday speech.
they're launching on are bases x they will pay.... x
>>224331532no because i dont moderate his streams do i
Did they ever figure out what "sea monkeys" actually are and why you can buy them in a toy shop?
>>224331499just remembered when he took a pic of his arse and it looked like something tim would've framed
the toil freaks do be going to bed knowing they have toil on the morrowscream
wish i knew the feel of having a willy in my vagina (a real vagina not my arsehole before anyone say it)
>>224331546he did a talk at my school when i was in 6th formseemed like a stern but fair bloke
>>224330712Why should I live honestly I am truly just a worthless sack of shit >I am not smart>I am a clutz >I am not athletic >I am not creative >I am deformed >I am 5ft8 I am actually gonna see about getting leg leg lengthing surgery or facial reconstruction >I am also unlikable and not pleasant at all so I just shut up and never speak
Mousey stop smoking roll ups it's bad for you!!
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQjaZ6dmhSY
go on post huws arse
Feeling really sad and bored and desperately lonely today
>>224331553they're based is what they are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_von_Braunhut#White_supremacy
>>224331549>i'm a mod on a big youtube channel>no because i dont moderate his streams do i
>>224331577blog on
>>224331553they're called small boat asylum seekers now rorke ffs
>>224331614sce
>>224331408
>>224331389So what do you do that makes you so better? Drinking and making merry in good company is a timeless tradition. There is more soul in a pint than a post
>>224331583
I'm torn ladsdo I watch Paul starting Pegg and Frost (2011)or Moon (2009)
In America yeahtheir Skittlesthe green is appleand they'n heard of a blackcurrant. That am be of one of them there grape flavours
>>224331611yes? are you incapable of seeing the nuance
you'd think they'd tell her to clean her nails before the shoot, filthy bitch.
>>224331168thats good enough thanks probably gave me more joy than watching some stranger blow his own head off
>>224331626only watch moon if you're high as a kite
>>224331631whose?
>>224331642glad to hear you enjoyed my picturehave a blessed night friend
>>224331647would a beer or two do?
>>224331652ruby
>>224331629they changed it to apple for a while but it's back to lime now at least in canada
>>224331626i liked moon (2009)
they keep launchin' on uswe need to take out their electricity and water supply!!!
if i ever got a gf i'd frighten her with my desire to immediately do freaky shit in bed
>>224331657if it's beveraginos then watch paul instead
>>224331661Still apple there but they have different variants which change them to lime
downloaded boowhat can i expect?
>>224331672How?
Honestly why live if I am never gonna accomplish anything meaningful My death leaves no impact My family will move on anyway and I don't like this society or modern world it has grown grey and it's magic gone
>>224331583bet she has a black boyfriend that destroys her every night
>>224331690You've convinced me, you should kill yourself now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srV7Fty2IPY
>>224331672do they all like having their arsehole licked right away? by men with gyno and small willies? because it's so over for me if not
downloaded poo
>>224331688weeing on her but i think less intrusive things like asking her to squeeze my cock in her armpit would probably put her off more
Sometimes I think about dating forrens but I think the only person who will get me and especially my humour is British
>>224331392Lmfao
Water isn't enough. It can't quench this thirst. I need something more.
Can't find anything about paxman
>>224331690part of beating anxiety is learning to stop feeding it, if every time you feel worthless you come here and expect us to tell you the opposite, you're validating these feeling when they don't deserve to be validated.
Wiped my arse too much and now its bleeding
right is this swede trying to instigate a wank
2 immodiums down the hatch
>>224331734drink piss?
>>224331729reckon there's some editing there
>>224331401Back to work lad chop chop
>>224331735Another /brit/ exclusive
>>224331734get checked for diabetes lad x
However much of a shithole this country was already, it was killed off in the last 2 years and particularly the last 6-10 months by an explosion in immigration. Every single public space is packed with South Asians, Africans, even Arabs now.
>>224331724maybe a kiwi theyve got a similar sense of humour not aussies though they're all evil
>>224331741hes evil
>>224331690>Honestly why live if I am never gonna accomplish anything meaningfulfind the niceties in the little things in life, not everyone can be einstein. you could volunteer at an animal shelter or summit>My death leaves no impactthat's cope lad, I think you know that>My family will move on anywaythey'll mourn you every day of their lives
>>224331771how do they get to ireland, i reckon it's a bit too far off france to sail to it from there.
>>224331735kyleclarksonpaxmanvinemount rushmore of england
>>224331768nah it's quenching now. water was enough x
>>224331771Punishment from God for abandoning Him
>>224331770Sonic is pure hearted he will befriend Coldsteel.
>>224331795need kyle back the scum need berated now more than ever
>>224331785>>224331737Why would I need validation for what I am I look in the mirror and see a rate creature who should be stomped I wanna see the world a bit before death
>>224331798white scran
>>224331798Fat people are fucking disgusting
>>224331771they are genuinely shipping them in impossible to deny itthey want to destroy european civilisation
>>224331690why die if itll take extra effort and will happen anyway
>>224331797little drama queen haha *slaps your bum*
>>224331799every female DJ is crap
>>224331827ship more in x
I preferred Sonic as a kid but now I am grown I understand that Mario is much better
Mouseunc
>>224331771It is actually mental how much the demographics have changed across the whole british isles even in small towns theyre everywhere
>>224331832*jiggles plumply*
>Richard Ayoade>Matt Lucas>Dobby from Peep Show>Nina Contiall on Taskmaster on Thursday night on Channel 4 lads. S22 premiere. be there or be queer
>>224331831Because I want to cut my life short I don't care anymore about this hollow existence and I am tired of it all. I never had friends irl and I was constantly told how much of a fuck up I am not just by family but, coworkers, bosses my own neighbors and a cop
>>224331770wonder what happened to the kid who made this
>>224331868but it takes effort to Kys. if you're going to do that then you'd also have motivation to do something meaningful with your life . make it make sense
my wank was delayed by 3 diarrhoea attacks
>>224331866I hope their pre-written jokes (written by someone else that is) are witty lol!
>>224331844Hope you die slowly and painfully, battered and mistreated by these nurses you want so much
>>224331850My small town is next to a road through the countryside that leads to a new estate and a few villages and half of the cars going through are BAMEs. Surely they have not all moved out there and to the estate?>>224331871Probably made by an adult
>>224331866bro thinks its still 2010
another person has drowned in the sea
>>224331866>>Richard Ayoadewill he be awkward will he. he will wont he? he'll make a remark and look around deadpan, so awkward lol, i bet he'll even randomly get aggressive and blunt when asked a question omd
I think Mousey is subhuman I'm sorry ok
Cody: Whippoorwill in the willow. Sings a sweet melody.
>>224331811you can feel like shit but don't succumb to it. there's something you can do everyday. a mini goal for one. stack a bunch those up and feel better about yourselfgo outside in the sun when readymake small talk with a friendly person. you'll see you're not all that bad
>>224331885thousands are sailing x
horrible nasty bastard
>>224331902UM x
>>224331877Honestly I just wanna see the world then die only thing I really wanna do is see southern new Zealand and Zion national park. I don't have reason to keep fighting no matter what I am at square one
>>224331866i hate established comedians who just to this honourary shit the rest of their lives. if you're not doing new stuff then move over for new people to start their careers. theyre like boomers who wont retire
>>224331900>>224331895>>224331882do the women's fannies get wet when you're cynical around themno?thought not
matt lucas spending the whole show on his knees apologising to gays and trannies for "little britain"
>>224331879>not poo wanking
>>224331905Hopefully straight at one of your family members and you can read your posts back you disgusting genetic abomination that is the homosexual
>>224331914right, so you're not suicidal then. fuck off
>>224331871It was a blatant pisstake, the username never even existed
might rape my arse this bank holiday weekend
>>224331917done them
>>224331847i remember really caring about rayman and crash bandicoot as a kid, never gave a fuck about sonic and mario.
>>224331910>horrible nasty bastard
>>224331917I got a boner reading their postsProper stiff it is *shoves it down your throat and cums down it* fucking cunt
>>224331922it was david walliams fault. he's a evil nonce freak
>>224331839yepdont know who listens to these dogshit youtube sessions
>>224331939at how many mph though
>>224331917They do when you hit them with a light fixture. Ponder on that
>>224331866>Richard Ayoadefunny>Matt Lucasoccasionally funny>Dobby from Peep Showunfunny and ugly>Nina Contiunfunny milf
>>224331941I never played Crash because I was an Xbox kid and I had a Rayman game but got stuck on the first level. Sonic was just cool and Mario was fun. Crash seems cool thoughbeit
what i like about /brit/ is there's no swearingeveryone keeps it "pg"
>>224331960matt lucas has autism its not his fault
>>224331982well its a blue board ok
did league of gentlemen ever have to apologize for this and the trans taxi driver
>>224331987was reading that the shows were filmed at the end of last season and he kept having to duck out every 10 minutes to check the Arsenal score, much to everyone else's chagrin
>>224331990
>>224331934I mean I wanna just die most days it takes me effort to just leave bed and j figured if I am gonna kms might as well see the world
>>224331999No because they were careful to be very posh in interviews so it was deemed art
>>224332011Have sex with some prostitutes.
>>224331979the only consoles i've owned are a ps2 my uncle gifted me after he bought a ps3 and an xbox 360.i remember i had a lot of shitty crash games lol.rayman also was hard for kid me, the only one i beat is rayman legends.
>>224332011go to tijuana
right get the free sheldon edish made
>>224332028He needs to grow up and find God not fritter away on harlots
>>224332003one of the symptoms of autism like gregg wallace having to have his cock out due to sensory issues
>>224332012oh that's good
dobby was the best one for markhe dropped the ball massively there
it doesn't loom praise allah
>>224332072Should have gone for cally and become a power couple
NEW>>224332091>>224332091>>224332091
(8) i got homies on the west who like to gangbangand i got homies on the east who do the same thang (8)
>>224332072would do anything for a dobbygf
taylor swift LOVES making everything about herselfsomething wrong with her
>>224331917right that's them done
