Mini Bean edition
really need a bf
>>224333525mini beanfunny
browsing dildos
Mr Bean smacking Teddy upside the back of the head
>>224333541black ones i imagine
Is this the Alysa Liu general?
>>224333541What kinds they got
right so they're just jogging back into prison are they?
>>224333544
>>224333549Realistic DildosNon-Realistic DildosThrusting DildosAnal DildosLarge DildosStrap-On DildosVibrating DildosSuction Cup DildosWilly Moulding KitsGlass DildosEjaculating DildosFantasy DildosG-Spot DildosDildo Advice Guides
vote greeen
>>224333547yeswe all love her here
keep getting ads on reddit for female sex toys
women are nice
>>224333547yes we love her
Alysa Liu doing an alysa piu in the alysa liu
>>224333541>>224333564What about life-cast dog ones? It's hot seeing girls enjoy those. Sadly, a lot of them deny being into the kink and pretend they only like knot toys 'for the sensation'. Yeah, sure...
>>224333564What's a thrusting one and what's a fantasy one
>>224333567our new prime minister, sir zack polanski
>>224333561Mr Bean driving in the Mini Cooper
>>224333564>Willy Moulding Kitsheatherfungus perking up at this
>>224333570Just to keep you in your place>>224333583What does
>Willy Moulding Kits
grok, enact total faggot death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6apMqv4k1IwKtilm
>>224333567
Just watched Brick. It was ok. Nothing dubbed is ever good, that's the rule.
might move to bogota
Tell me one thing
>>224333611I love the chosen oneloving him is so much fun
>>224333605good
aff tae bed
>>224333611bizarre flag, ai sloppa
>>224333615CULOmbia
>>224333620British food stinks
Growing my hair out to enter shagger zone
nobody care!
>>224333603thats a cool t-shirt
good night, /brit/ friends! the mouse nonce, the ariana grande nonce, the nazi nonce, the rape nonce, the "nonce" nonce, the reddit-posting nonce and all the other nonces here tonight!
Alyssa Liu 14 year old
>>224333653hopefully not sexo
>>224333669why she so thicc
>>224333560Just read the article sounds like a right old mess
>>224333669
>>224333662um…
>>224333678this blud from cambridge uni
>>224333669pert
>>224333633same
>>224333669That's not normal Kemi
>>224333669Would love for her to crush me bollocks with those heels
need to drink some water so i'm going to do that
>>224333720>me bollockstrying too hard to sound native
>>224333731is that telly presenter janina ramirez
>>224333729im like totally briddish my chap
>>224333723screaming
destroyeth mine bollocks
belly full of kwab saying whar up son
notting hill, whateva happened there
>>224333737yh
>>224333723was feeling confused the other day, realised i needed a wee and was thirsty at the same time
>>224333525Mr. Beang.
>>224333747notting happen
bang bang your dick go bye bye
>>224333756don't like where this story is headed
>>224333760the carnival
>>224333764
trump is god.
feeling quite bad brit
>>224333805why `umpops`? x
me needing sleptyou needing slept!!!
>>224333805i know right, this 10 degree weather is horrible, too cold for just a hoodie, too hot for more heavy coats.
Just discovered that none of godspeed is on spotify. Apparently they and a load of other bands pulled it because Daniel Ek has a military tech company.
>>224333814wasted my life so far and too mentally ill to really now do anything productive :(
>>224333828it will be ok x
>>224333828the world is overpopulated and many of us are human detritus who should've died in childbirth or war
>>224333778
just took this picture
>>224333867idk I think maybe not>>224333874I could have done better but I didn't
>>224333879didn't though did you?
bean. Funny
:3https://youtube.com/shorts/y1WnkTi42IA?si=z-RMIB0PczcimXO0
The witty, dry, clever British wit they're famous for. Have yet to see it here sorry lads but just being honest "innit"
>>224333828ktim
>>224333886it will be ok just remain positive and nobody can hurt you
Bump
>>224333914A forum full of incels would definitely be the place to find it, so I see your frustration.
>>224333914the insecure inferiority complex americans exhibit towards the Britishsee it all the time, "nawhatamsayin"
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788137369097002.mp4
>>224333914we're not here to entertain yougo away fat
>>224333890did sotook it on my night walk
>>224333936nobody hurts me I'm very comfortable :/ but that's the problem
>>224333960oh ok sorry
>>224333947And you speak for all brits then do you Sir Charles
much to think about
>>224333886>I could have done better but I didn'tIf it weren't for overpopulation
>>224333905catberg don't know what tf going on !!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788137540770736.mp4
>>224333975I was on top I had every advantage I wasn't outcompeted
England population density versus USA google
>>224333828"productive" doesn't necessarily mean anything, what matters is what matters to you. you can always piece together a life that brings you at least some contentment and satisfaction, which is pretty much all that any of us can ask for
>>224333914were are you from? if you're texan, how often do you say ye-haaw?
>>224333943Right but why is your food so shit bruv
>>224333996I don't think I can I got metal elf
sir keir starmer just crawled out of the ground saying that he's "coming back"
might open second bottle of wine
Wash me away clean your body of me erase all the memories they'll only bring us pain :(
>>224334021It's all gone to shit since he's left, bring him back ffs
can I move in with one of you
>>224334032describe your buttocks to me first
>>224334032yh
>>224334032don't know, can you?
>>224334019you can, it just doesn't always feel like it
>>224334035bigger than they were before hrt but still kind of skinny but less than the rest of me
>>224334010I'm ethnically 85% British but I'm American
I TRUSTED YOU
>>224334049no :(
>>224334059sup gingerpaedo
feel so sick
>>224334075Don't know who that is sorry lad
>>224334051well idk how, maybe the govt will round up all the old neets and put us to work that might help me
Let's go full war x
>>224334095Scuds on tap x
>>224334059what state are you from?
shall i get my bum out?
Mousenonce going full war with some out of date whocolate wilk x
>>224334095ok x
>>224334108it leaving his arse the same colour and consistency it went in
>>224334052do they go red when spanked?
That milk was really really not goodWas chunky Vile
>>224334107...yh
>>224334103New York
Wife staying with parents this weekend. Saw two escorts already and will book a third one tomorrow
>>224334125idk not been spanked since I was 6
>>224334093is it work/lack of work that's got you down
>>224334146grow up
>>224334146they have to sneak into her parents house I assume?
>>224334158I've fully committed to being the evil slug that I am
>>224334146vile freak
>>224334143you were giving me new york vibes, for real bruh.i loved visiting the city that never sleeps 10 years ago, do you like living there?
>>224334154just not doing anything I think, didn't get any qualifications or anything, just reinforced social phobia and ocd for over 20 years
>>224334175Shut the fuck up take it to cum
>>224334152We can fix this. I'll cut you a key in the morning.
>>224334174Yes and I don't care anymore. I'm boozing right now and will go for a drive later
>>224334187eyyyyyy we're talkin here!
>>224334195
love kinder chocolate
>>224334195let's see the escort and what booze
love your mum's pussy in my mouth
im not ashamed to admit that i still comfort watch rhett and link
>>224334205Don't remember asking. Grow up runt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsMSkXog5s
>>224334192what's the appeal of smacking a bottom?
Ada Wong sexo
>>224334214On my phone right now just sitting on the sofa drinking cheap cider. Today's escort was some dyed hair freak that was going for just 120 an hour.
quarter past fucking 2 in the morning and my brother and his bf are back from the club shouting the house up and laughingsick of it
I watch Rambo on repeat
>>224334245ok well we need to know
>>224334245you've been done by your chad gay brother
>>224333796Trump is will be gone in 2 years, and no one is going to remember the orange nigger from that point on.
>>224334245should go and shag them up the arses
>>224334245ask if they've got any drugs left to share
nth for the gyaldem
>>22433426010 years in to the thousand year trvmpenreich
>>224334245>pressed by 2 faggotsI know it's 2026 and all but it's still grim
>>224334262his bf did come into my room once when i was ill and sat on the side of the bed and started rubbing my belly but im 100% straight and had to tell him
>>224334282should have got a family spitroast going
>>224334248why is dicky spence so fat lol
>>224334267post contains avatar/signature use (nth for the gyaldem) this post should be reported
>>224334282tummy sex
