Mini Bean edition
really need a bf
>>224333525mini beanfunny
browsing dildos
Mr Bean smacking Teddy upside the back of the head
>>224333541black ones i imagine
Is this the Alysa Liu general?
>>224333541What kinds they got
right so they're just jogging back into prison are they?
>>224333544
>>224333549Realistic DildosNon-Realistic DildosThrusting DildosAnal DildosLarge DildosStrap-On DildosVibrating DildosSuction Cup DildosWilly Moulding KitsGlass DildosEjaculating DildosFantasy DildosG-Spot DildosDildo Advice Guides
vote greeen
>>224333547yeswe all love her here
keep getting ads on reddit for female sex toys
women are nice
>>224333547yes we love her
Alysa Liu doing an alysa piu in the alysa liu
>>224333541>>224333564What about life-cast dog ones? It's hot seeing girls enjoy those. Sadly, a lot of them deny being into the kink and pretend they only like knot toys 'for the sensation'. Yeah, sure...
>>224333564What's a thrusting one and what's a fantasy one
>>224333567our new prime minister, sir zack polanski
>>224333561Mr Bean driving in the Mini Cooper
>>224333564>Willy Moulding Kitsheatherfungus perking up at this
>>224333570Just to keep you in your place>>224333583What does
>Willy Moulding Kits
grok, enact total faggot death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6apMqv4k1IwKtilm
>>224333567
Just watched Brick. It was ok. Nothing dubbed is ever good, that's the rule.
might move to bogota
Tell me one thing
>>224333611I love the chosen oneloving him is so much fun
>>224333605good
aff tae bed
>>224333611bizarre flag, ai sloppa
>>224333615CULOmbia
>>224333620British food stinks
Growing my hair out to enter shagger zone
nobody care!
>>224333603thats a cool t-shirt
good night, /brit/ friends! the mouse nonce, the ariana grande nonce, the nazi nonce, the rape nonce, the "nonce" nonce, the reddit-posting nonce and all the other nonces here tonight!
Alyssa Liu 14 year old
>>224333653hopefully not sexo
>>224333669why she so thicc
>>224333560Just read the article sounds like a right old mess
>>224333669
>>224333662um…
>>224333678this blud from cambridge uni
>>224333669pert
>>224333633same
>>224333669That's not normal Kemi
>>224333669Would love for her to crush me bollocks with those heels
need to drink some water so i'm going to do that
>>224333720>me bollockstrying too hard to sound native
>>224333731is that telly presenter janina ramirez
>>224333729im like totally briddish my chap
>>224333723screaming
destroyeth mine bollocks
belly full of kwab saying whar up son
notting hill, whateva happened there
>>224333737yh
>>224333723was feeling confused the other day, realised i needed a wee and was thirsty at the same time
>>224333525Mr. Beang.
>>224333747notting happen
bang bang your dick go bye bye
>>224333756don't like where this story is headed
>>224333760the carnival
>>224333764
trump is god.
feeling quite bad brit
>>224333805why `umpops`? x
me needing sleptyou needing slept!!!
>>224333805i know right, this 10 degree weather is horrible, too cold for just a hoodie, too hot for more heavy coats.
Just discovered that none of godspeed is on spotify. Apparently they and a load of other bands pulled it because Daniel Ek has a military tech company.
>>224333814wasted my life so far and too mentally ill to really now do anything productive :(
>>224333828it will be ok x
>>224333828the world is overpopulated and many of us are human detritus who should've died in childbirth or war
>>224333778
just took this picture
>>224333867idk I think maybe not>>224333874I could have done better but I didn't
>>224333879didn't though did you?
bean. Funny
:3https://youtube.com/shorts/y1WnkTi42IA?si=z-RMIB0PczcimXO0
The witty, dry, clever British wit they're famous for. Have yet to see it here sorry lads but just being honest "innit"
>>224333828ktim
>>224333886it will be ok just remain positive and nobody can hurt you
Bump
>>224333914A forum full of incels would definitely be the place to find it, so I see your frustration.
>>224333914the insecure inferiority complex americans exhibit towards the Britishsee it all the time, "nawhatamsayin"
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788137369097002.mp4
>>224333914we're not here to entertain yougo away fat
>>224333890did sotook it on my night walk
>>224333936nobody hurts me I'm very comfortable :/ but that's the problem
>>224333960oh ok sorry
>>224333947And you speak for all brits then do you Sir Charles
much to think about
>>224333886>I could have done better but I didn'tIf it weren't for overpopulation
>>224333905catberg don't know what tf going on !!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788137540770736.mp4
>>224333975I was on top I had every advantage I wasn't outcompeted
England population density versus USA google
>>224333828"productive" doesn't necessarily mean anything, what matters is what matters to you. you can always piece together a life that brings you at least some contentment and satisfaction, which is pretty much all that any of us can ask for
>>224333914were are you from? if you're texan, how often do you say ye-haaw?
>>224333943Right but why is your food so shit bruv
>>224333996I don't think I can I got metal elf
sir keir starmer just crawled out of the ground saying that he's "coming back"
might open second bottle of wine
Wash me away clean your body of me erase all the memories they'll only bring us pain :(
>>224334021It's all gone to shit since he's left, bring him back ffs
can I move in with one of you
>>224334032describe your buttocks to me first
>>224334032yh
>>224334032don't know, can you?
>>224334019you can, it just doesn't always feel like it
>>224334035bigger than they were before hrt but still kind of skinny but less than the rest of me
>>224334010I'm ethnically 85% British but I'm American
I TRUSTED YOU
>>224334049no :(
>>224334059sup gingerpaedo
feel so sick
>>224334075Don't know who that is sorry lad
>>224334051well idk how, maybe the govt will round up all the old neets and put us to work that might help me
Let's go full war x
>>224334095Scuds on tap x
>>224334059what state are you from?
shall i get my bum out?
Mousenonce going full war with some out of date whocolate wilk x
>>224334095ok x
>>224334108it leaving his arse the same colour and consistency it went in
>>224334052do they go red when spanked?
That milk was really really not goodWas chunky Vile
>>224334107...yh
>>224334103New York
Wife staying with parents this weekend. Saw two escorts already and will book a third one tomorrow
>>224334125idk not been spanked since I was 6
>>224334093is it work/lack of work that's got you down
>>224334146grow up
>>224334146they have to sneak into her parents house I assume?
>>224334158I've fully committed to being the evil slug that I am
>>224334146vile freak
>>224334143you were giving me new york vibes, for real bruh.i loved visiting the city that never sleeps 10 years ago, do you like living there?
>>224334154just not doing anything I think, didn't get any qualifications or anything, just reinforced social phobia and ocd for over 20 years
>>224334175Shut the fuck up take it to cum
>>224334152We can fix this. I'll cut you a key in the morning.
>>224334174Yes and I don't care anymore. I'm boozing right now and will go for a drive later
>>224334187eyyyyyy we're talkin here!
>>224334195
love kinder chocolate
>>224334195let's see the escort and what booze
love your mum's pussy in my mouth
im not ashamed to admit that i still comfort watch rhett and link
>>224334205Don't remember asking. Grow up runt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsMSkXog5s
>>224334192what's the appeal of smacking a bottom?
Ada Wong sexo
>>224334214On my phone right now just sitting on the sofa drinking cheap cider. Today's escort was some dyed hair freak that was going for just 120 an hour.
quarter past fucking 2 in the morning and my brother and his bf are back from the club shouting the house up and laughingsick of it
I watch Rambo on repeat
>>224334245ok well we need to know
>>224334245you've been done by your chad gay brother
>>224333796Trump is will be gone in 2 years, and no one is going to remember the orange nigger from that point on.
>>224334245should go and shag them up the arses
>>224334245ask if they've got any drugs left to share
nth for the gyaldem
>>22433426010 years in to the thousand year trvmpenreich
>>224334245>pressed by 2 faggotsI know it's 2026 and all but it's still grim
>>224334262his bf did come into my room once when i was ill and sat on the side of the bed and started rubbing my belly but im 100% straight and had to tell him
>>224334282should have got a family spitroast going
>>224334248why is dicky spence so fat lol
>>224334267post contains avatar/signature use (nth for the gyaldem) this post should be reported
>>224334282tummy sex
>>224334292the Dionysian bliss of a swiss cheeseburg
>>224334282ummy!
>>224334260you're so wrong you have no idea.Every thousand or so years god chooses a man to lead us in the right direction, a leader with a vision impossible to understand and conceptualize for the rest of humanity.Trump's work will be remembered for millenniums.
>>224334282bugchaser?
jason arday news cycle
Worried geopolitics post
>>224334307are you unironically a shill lollike actually getting paid pennies to make posts on 4chanhilarious if so
>>224334307this post so tuff
>>224334180ocd must be really difficult to live with it. i don't have ocd but i do get pretty bad anxiety and the worse part of it is how much mental energy it drains. it can be exhausting. i imagine it must be even more so with ocd. have you seen anyone for it
>>224334267Appreciate it if you would stop posting my girlfriend thanks mate.
>>224334230keep you in line when youre naughty and also watch it wobble for a split second
busy season is here
>>224334315wonder if there are people who actually have a fetish for getting a cold or flu
>>224334293ya seethe>>224334327you'll do nothing
>>224334331I say this and look like this
shyprivatehave no problem expressing opinionemotional - reflective and dreams, calmness, kind but weaknessnot confidentnot open to othersrealistfriends unlike meneed someone ready to compromiselike wild relationshipswant only a few kidsstress and problems mostly in the past?overthink situationsuse left part of brain so not so creativefree thinker not told what to docalm no matter situationpractical down to earthoptimist?disorganised, poor planningdissipated (overindulge in sensual pleasures)not taken seriouslydon't like troubles, assume problems may solve themselves Values:closenesshumourplayfulnesscomaraderyfairnessvariety/excitementwant to be seen as wiselibertyindividuality-->1. Humour: to enjoy, play and make light of life2. Freedom: the guarantee of individual liberty3. Intimacy: comfort in closeness and trust4. Fairness: respect and equal treatment5. Variety: the excitement of new possibilities6. Wisdom: the pursuit of answers to improve the world
>>224334245Unfortunately this is probably not some baitpost soooo grim m8
rather demoralising thread on /gif/ about bbc and white womenlads i just can unsee what i have seen
>>224334334any port in a stormnegholes can't be choosers
>>224334329you would physically punish a guest in your house and violate zeus's law? I'm not a naughty person anyway
Current zeitgeist is utter shite wish I lived in the 1920s
>>224334349just the way it is, no beating natural order
>>224334307he's got my vote a 4th time
>>224334341Wasn't a thread or a warning, just a statement of fact.
Lost interest in life
Is your refrig- er icebox running
>>224334349didn't need to share this info mate
would love to live in pre-ww1 continental europe
Yet another beautiful british culture thread yes lads
>>224334324yeah the standard nhs thing is to see somebody for a bit and you nod your head and stuff and maybe get a little bit better for a while then go back to how you were afterwardsI don't think anybody has figured out a way to help a person that is terrified of them and will just nod and smile in order to get it over asap
browsing reddit so i have ublock on to avoid the retarded sign in popupbut if i click anything that asks you if you're 18 i have to take it off and proceed that wayvery annoying
How do you explain the bullet missing Trump's head in 2024 by a centimeter if not by divine intervention.Like seriously, i thought we were past doubting his role as the chosen one.
>>224334363nothing factual about your prior post
Browsing reddit with my account to boycott the awful posts here
learning spanishyo soy rorke jaja x
>>224334391You're wrong but no worries, probably a bit late over the sea
>>224334331i read that as bussy and i almost got a stiffy
>>224334360>>224334376they are just so fucking big and the women seem to be enjoying it so muchit can't cope
Rörkesopp
>>224334400stay there
>>224334421mate go to sleep
https://youtu.be/IbSUE4O_rR8
>>224334421yes mate, everyone knows they're physically superior, don't need to keep banging on about it
>*blocks your path*>"Those are some impressive muscles you've cultivated....but they are forfeit against my blade. Now, it's time...have at you!"Your response???
>>224334421>>224334445bizarre people
>>224334445you have fallen for a marketing gimmick that came out of centuries of racism
The great United Kingdom vs the United States of America
Don't understand bra sizes
>>224334464my post was a joke mate
>>224334451*teleports behind you**boots you to the moon no jutsu*
Filtering the British flag so I can only read my own posts as well as my fellow American intellectuals
>>224334273
>>224334431ds3 is a masterpiece https://youtu.be/LDGSxkxrI0w?t=435
>>224334451*activates demon form*heh... say that again?
>>224334468size is based on shade
>>224334468which bit? you have a band and a cup size
Using my time machine to go back to 1770 with my fully automatic light machine gun and 2000 extra rounds to shoot redcoats with innit
Log off. Shut down. Go outside.
Think my new year's resolution is to stop profiling probably. To cease and desist all profiling activities and urges effective immediately, who's with me?
>>224334523at this hour?
>>224334468the number is the band size (how fat she is)the letter is the cup size (how big her tits are and how fat she is)
farting my arse to bits
>>224334386are you able to pursue more specialized treatment for ocd? supportive talk therapy isn't really enough, that's okay for people who are just going through some stress but when you've got specific issues you need something more targeted and practical. you might need to actively seek it out and push for it and advocate for yourself, which is a huge pain and easier said than done i know
>>224334523"no"
Might quit using modern technologies and just farm enough for me and my veitnamese gf in my garden.
>>224334550don't think this is feasible x
sometimes my mind is sharp and i'm good at forming arguments and sometimes i just can't do it
Lowkey dreamt about those funny ceremonial swords that Brits are allowed to have if they say a prayer or whateverHad a laugh about it in the dream too, great stuff
>>224334568She's a vile Scientologist.
>>224334568that's just different makeup
>>224334561You have to get them while they're hot sometimes. Once they've been in there too long they turn to ash when you try to touch them.
>>224334558I think it is. I can get chickens and I have enough space for produce for 2 people
>>224334568
>>224334568Annoying faced bint sorry
>>224334568think she was always against that wall
genuinely how do you cope with the existence of bbchow do you get the motivation to go to work everyday and put up with other people's bullshit every fucking day knowing how your own race of women are getting ravaged by that simply because of it's sheer size
>>224334507The cup size
>>224334591usually just get off the internet and stop watching blacked.
>>224334468why do you need to understand them
>>224334537idk I did talk to a psychologist already, they always expect you to come up with a ladder of progression and stuff and I just don't know what to do, all the help seems to be around getting yourself together so you can go back to what you were already doing but I'm not doing anything
Anyone here know anything about any impending global conflicts?
>>224334591>your own race of womenYou a creator of the British race or something are you
>>224334603A = no titsB = small titsC = average titsD = awooga!!!
>>224334483Hi
>>224334603the cup size is simply the projection distance of the bust
>>224334621What about when there's more than one letter?
>>224334591you are brown nigga!!
>>224334603cup size is bust size minus band size
>>224334627
Went out with a girl who had E cup tits when I was a teenagerGenuinely was like Sisyphus holding that big rock grabbing her chebs
>>224334607what is seen cannot be unseen>>224334614ehrm you know what i mean>>224334629!!
>>224334613The United States wins forever no matter what
>>224334550>>224334523These posts are good. Gets the ol' noggin joggin. Fresh air. Sun. A green tea.
don't know what my bra size is might measure it
>>224334653A bad psych general
my favourite femdomberg has 32F fake tits
why would anybody want to see the inside of an anus
>>224334659
>>224334659roar
>>224334661next OP plz
>>224334652mine is c
>>224334670proctology
Right well that seems to be HelperLad gaping his arsehole
>>224334622Chillin whats up
>>224334681is that what he's doing, doctor call over zoomhe was only calling because he had a sore eye
oh it womfyhe gapin that warsehole x
I struggle to cope with life
>>224334634So DD is bigger than D? But smaller than E? Or is it bigger than any single letter? Is there an AA? You never hear of an AA cup
well then
>>224334691Just cut my toenails too short so I'll be suffering for a day or two Have to give a presentation on what I learned during my summer internship on the morrow Searching for tonights film Cooking some shrimp
>>224334611sounds like semi-recent experience i hadfelt like if you were stuck with what they wanted from you, you were fucked
>>224334680yeah?
>>224334705how fucking stupid are you
>>224334704x
>>224334705>So DD is bigger than D? But smaller than E?correct
>>224334705>>224334717don't insult him, i also have that question
>>224334705it's a marketing gimmick basically, there are some letter that go double before they go to the next one
>>224334704I would guess most of us here have that in commonPic somewhat related possibly
>>224334737>>224334737>>224334737New
>>224334713what happened?
>>224334735sovlfvl post x
