Good morning!
>>224334892Good morning Bhai
Giving women smartphone and canva is a mistake.Good morning.Anyway, found a literally me JeetaTuber.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1sddO4qNyYU
>>224334854average bharatian womanbuilt for hindu men
>>224334854stop posting ugjyjeetas with beard shadow
kitaben mez par hain
testing if I am banned
It's crazy how the TCS / Nida Khan workplace sexual assault case was buried.
>>224335283Based post hot blondes
>>224335831>chimp out at thing and forget it for the next thing
>expected cutoffs>General / Unreserved (UR): ~56% to 60% (approx. 112–120+ marks / high percentile)>EWS: ~46% to 49% (approx. 92–98 marks)>OBC-NCL: ~46% to 49% (approx. 92–98 marks)>SC: ~36% to 40% (approx. 72–80 marks)>ST: ~34% to 37% (approx. 68–74 marks)>PwD: 25.00% minimum benchmarkwonder why we are a shithole
>>224335928>56% to 60% cutoffshould be above 80% for everyoneanything lower means they are simply incompetent for their roles
>>224335928the goyim have gone insane
>>224335831This year is full of nothingburgers. Muh layoffs. Muh AI takeover. Muh unemployment. Muh meme exams. Muh honor killings. Jantar Mantar protests turned out to be a big nothingburger.NEHchuds always win.
>>224336339Codecel holocaust is still coming thoughbeit.
>>224336438Looks 50 times better than average Indian shithole.
>>224336472India is civilization
>>224334854question for you poos. there is a local family of indian immigrants that run small markets. Over the years they have brought in more family. The girl was cute as fuck, but really short. The rest of the men are all tall as fuck and lighter skinned, they almost look persian or arab in terms of skin color. They speak fairly decent English and tend to dress like white euros or white americans. What part of india would they most likely be from?
>>224334854 absolute state of these mutts kek
>life goes on
>>224336438 where is this bro
>>224336438You dont svffer in brazil
>>224336837Giving women smartphone and canva is a mistake.>>224336821Haryana.
Watching porn is so boring nowMost times I watch some, get bored and turn it off and jerk off to my imagination
>>224337189I dont get hard at all, not even a single twitching in dick. I should abstain for a few weeks
>>224337189I can't watch porn without thinking that the woman could lose control of her bowels and shit any moment. At the very least, let out a nasty fart.
>>224337216>>224337241Thank you, you guys made me feel better about myself.
>>224337189 reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio
>wake up>have breakfast>go back to sleep>wake up>have lunch>go back to sleep>wake up>have dinner>go back to sleepthis is my life
>>224337656Your qualifications, job title and CTC?
>>224337762NEET obviously, dumbass
>>224337560I'll try this>>224337656I love sleeping too but with that much free time i would actually do stuff between breakfast -> lunch and evening -> dinner and post-dinner -> sleep. You're actually lucky, anon.
>but my hecking foodrinowhy are all lefties like this?
>>224336339Ram and ssd prices are still irrational, and that is something that directly affects me.
>>224337656You dont goon?
>>224337762Rakul why did you leave inch
>>224335283then wake up early tomorrow to make the general first.>>224335848>>224335283if you are planning to post something like this tomorrow, please don't wake up at all! You can maybe kill yourself too, if you want to.
>Brief downtime for maintenance shortly. Maybe 10 minutes. Idk.I'll miss you guys
>>224337996I just thought I'd stay away for an indefinite while.
>>224338576
>>224335286
Selling my dad's car and just got this message. Should I proceed?
>>224340013lol
>>224340068What's the matter bro? Didn't you read ? She's a GIRL. It's really important kek.
>>224340013All these scammers are always women. Life insurance, NGO donation, property sales, etc. It's always women. If you think something is too good to be true, especially from a woman, then it's always a lie. Try to follow this golden rule and you'll not get scammed.
>>224340693Pretty sure it's a Jeet pretending to be a jeeta.
>>224335286Do Indians even say mez these days or just table?
Today is Hatsune Miku's birthday
>>224343485nice
cute and funny
>>224340142This. Jeet had one chance to hit it and im sure he blew it too. What a fucking retard that guy must be
Bhaiyo I did multiple rounds of interview with a company, now they are not giving me an offer letter or responding to my mails :(
>>224345708hate that shitthey should mail a rejection later at least
>>224345708Codecels don't suffer. Fuck off.
>>224345819They asked me to send over my documents before they could give me an offer letter, but they are not responding to any of my mails and I don't have the phone number of the HR lady, only the email.
>>224336845Small town in northeast brazil It looks similar to India?
>>224346550>It looks similar to India?lolyou'd die of disgust if you went to our small towns
atleast you're not pinoy
>>224346581If that's true how can I convince highly skilled indians to come live here (instead of the US and Europe) ?
>>224347053money
Good evening Sirs. I'm a white man living in the US. I like Indian women but I'd prefer a Buddhist one. Are Sri Lankans welcoming to white boys? I've had Hindu dads offer me their daughters to date.
>>224347261how am I supposed to know?
>>224347362You dont know any Buddhists or Sri Lankans?
>>224347399obviously not, even if I knew one how would that have anything to do with those in America?
>>224347456Americans always ask retarded questions like that in /bharat/ mahn. Makes me half-suspicious if they are trolling us as usual
>>224347456>>224347495You're not curious about a country right off your coast? It's like asking a British person about French women. They know a lot
>>224343485Is this the most popular song of Hatsune Miku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZcilh-cZXEIt's the only song of her's that I have heard and it's a total banger ngl
>>224347591>You're not curious about a country right off your coast?Well, if you are asking me personally, I don't know 2bh. I would probably want to know what's going on in different parts of my own country if I had the mental space and the financial strength to experience it first-hand but I don't have either, neither do my family. I can represent a ton of people in my country btw.But, another fact is that, there ARE people who do travel and have first-hand experience in different parts in South Asia, but nobody like that here in /bharat/ probably. You are asking these questions in the wrong place.
>>224336438>Brazilian citizens can visit Europe visa-free for up to 90 days with a quick online ETIAS registration costing €7. In contrast, Indian citizens must apply for a formal Schengen visa, which requires extensive documentation, biometrics, a €90 fee, and weeks of processing time before they can traveloof. kek total jeet humiliation vishwagoru saar
>>224337917>Twinkle KhannaMughal rapebaby genes
>>224348110why do you want to go outside endia? Are you antinational?
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/upbeatadolescentpossumhnnngggg
>>224348302fucking mid
>>224347161My hopes are crushed then, it's over.
>>224348342Those titties are not mid
any news of jab clots in India?I saw some young Indian people randomly dying of "heart issues".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNlikSFc0gk
>>224348377even though they are bigthey look disgustingthe areolas dont make it betterhave some standards
>>224348448>2/10 elbows too pointy
>>224348409Heart issue are always the vaxx doing its work, long covid still scoring after 6 years
>zoomers don't know heart attacks are mostly suddengood thing I grew up before Covid
>>224348647not a zoomerI'm pro-vax but being skeptical about a newly developed jab is totally normal and reasonable
>>>/pol/541720502more ladyboys beating indian men vids pls
>>224348884Is he really an Indian army general?
>>224349345army peepo and army brats are degens, anon...
>>224349483are we the only country which fumbles and gets humiliated all the time in front the whole world?The human psyche is universal: They hate the losers more than the bullies.Damn
>>224349587>are we the only country which fumbles and gets humiliated all the time in front the whole world?yes, time and time againit's worse because our retards are delusional and can't stop whining or bragging about it 24/7
>>224349688grim
I just realize my penis is black like not just the foreskin the head is also black
>>224350732mine's pink because I'm white
>>224350732colourblind bro...
>>224350761do you have pink nipples too
There's no long-term initiative in any of the Indian states.>UCC and no reservationthey would fix a part of Indian problems in the long run>inb4 but how would the poor guy excel in academicsOne doesn't need to excel, just be above subpar standards that are set now. Once these two pass, the standards are bound to rise eventually. But the current Indian thirdie minds cannot seem to comprehend that.>religion and guru worshipUnlike the West and the East, we would definitely improve with a bit more atheism and agnosticism in the norm. I (personally) know religious fanatics and thick-skulled people (north and south alike) who make things way worse than it should be. >statesJatts are just brawls with no brains. Rajasthanis have nothing except declining tourism for white hippies in unkempt forts. Gultes are retarded. Chattisgarhis are we wuz. Nothing happens in MP. Mallus are fucked by politicians who do not allow any real industrial growth for self-sufficiency. Haryana is fucked with too much industrial growth for the land size. Tamils live in a tamil bubble. Gujaratis are insufferable and loud. Punjabis are even worse.>jobsFull time jobs come with unnecessary bonds, part time entry level jobs are almost non-existent and/or taken by people pushing 40s.Part-time needs to become the norm here.>NEWe talk about Bihar, but the truth is - North-east India is a financial fucking burden. We pour so much money into their non-academic stuff too. If we increase the tourism for their benefit, they'd blame the "mainlanders".>inb4 east gateway for trade and cultural exchangeIt's a fad, with so much restriction on China. We fear, because we aren't good enough.Nepal is not a "brother" nation because Indian government fucked too much in the past. Nepali boomers/millennials are too low IQ to be grateful to either China or India.>NRIsThey are too jingoistic, and people who "made abroad" cannot seem to assimilate.They exploit every kind act the other nations offer.
>>224350893yep
>>224350916
hows life in indiais it as bad as internet make it out to be>myanmarbad for othershikkineet in yangon so pretty much away from all of the bullshits
>>224350976similar situation to you, i live in a well off part of the country so it isn't as terrible as some other places
>>224350976big fan of you lot dealing with muslims
>>224350976>hows life in indiaread this >>224350916
>>224350976Are you Buddhist? I want to go to a monastery there because I'm banned from Thailand for being a retard.
>>224350923proof?
>>224351024i think they had these medidating camps in the neighboring township that takes foreignersi dont know if they still do
>>224351119if I post jannies will think it's a girl's breast and therefore I will get banned hence I won't be giving proof
>>224351147jannies let loli porn stay up for hours n ur scared of showing chest lermao
>>224351265>loli pornnothing wrong with this
>>224347810>>224350623thanks for the occasional bootyposting>>224349345>>224351024Found the indian general>>224350976describe yangon
Didn't get enough protein to-day
Can't sleep
>>224357459stressed about something?
>>224349345>>224349483>>224349587amazing that dalits can't lookup news and see that it wasn't an actual indian army general at some point I think it's just bots replying to themselves in most of the bharat threads
>>224359984this all when the resident cuckmiri is simping for kazak genes in another thread lmfao
>>224350732wtf
Good Morning.>10.7cr of population is unemployed + NEETThis data is not real.I don't see even a single unemployed / NEET person in my life outside, or within my family.>7.8% GDPThis too.
>>224361463not a proper job = NEET
>>224361493Yeah, I bet these niggas included those content creators like Bhupinder or Subashree in these NEET categories while they're earning more than a member of legislative assembly.
>>224334854>/bharat/ thread>over a 100 responses We've only had like 30 responses or so on average for several days it seems >>224360360>Kashmiris and Pashtuns simping Central Asians Embarrassing >>224361463The 7.8% figure is fake, the unemployment rate, or both?
>>224361606https://www.ndtv.com/business-news/indian-economy-grew-7-8-during-april-june-quarter-compared-to-6-9-year-before-11981761>"Doomsayers Doomed, India Bloomed": PM Modi Says GDP Growth "Exemplary"Either the saar muh AI layoffs saar hysteria is not real or India's "growth" is not real.I can't trust even a single data from the government or news outlets anymore. Good job journalists.
>>224361463>>224361726>everything's a conspiracy
>>224361821Care to explain how India records historical GDP growth despite tariffs, half the world being at war, and these so called AI layoffs then?
>>224361463I am a neet, im real
>>224362096You're a crorepati through crypto. You have more value than the average gorillion LPA IT wagie though.
>>224362226How does that matter, at the end of the day im jobless
