watching telly edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20aMTampRsE
glasses status?
>>224336220excellent
I will learn to accept that I am a cis man.
on the OMADthis is scranfeeding my body and my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klB9Arjjt7sSign inseasideMARK Mansfield Town FC supporter. Time for a BISHOP FINGER beer. Its lush.
eating a delicious hand made pizza
>>224336247Did someone boot it
>>224336229:)
last time i had a bishop's finger was when i was 11 years old
>>224336250support said there was nothing wrong with it, so that's how pizza is supposed to look i suppose
>>224336229oh no .. . timmy !!!it seems you have ....spaffed all over your shirt !!!
>>224336261Don't know what this means. You were fingered by a bishop when you were 11 years old?
Just seen tranny porn in the other thread, cor
>>224336270i say this one's a little slow on the uptake, isn't he?
Catberg listening intently and learning from are great Sir Seaside Mark
HELLO FATHER
>>224336298heard he trooned out
>>224336247>>224336262post it on their google reviews, yelp, and whatever you have in your country
today marks 3 months no boozeeasier than expected in all honesty. could probably have a pint no bother but why ruin a streak for no reason.
>>224336298
>>224336310ive been drinking booze every day for 3 months straight to offset you x
>>224336309it's not the restaurants fault it's oleksandr who packed it in his bag wrong
>>224336327some food delivery app?
>>224336310Reason being that fermented beverages taste good n that
The -ber months start tomorrow. Let the good times roll
>>224336334my family are starving and having ukrainians on bikes bring me food is the only way i'm allowed to eat
>>224336338hate it.. its already too fucking cold
>>224336338october is the best autumn month
lol
How are your soft skills Brit?
>>224336338>>224336362trvejust the right amount of dark and gloomy.always remember this song they made us sing in primary school at the start of every autumn
SNIFF SNIFF SNIIIFFF!
>>224336340import latina milfs please
>>224336420This was a certified primary school banger in the autumn termhttps://youtu.be/Mf5AfKdKFp4
Might detransitionOnly problem is I’ve got tits
you have a very nice penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTA_FexW3qURorke entering his flow state and filming continuous railgrinds on the lower east side of Manhattan for 6 straight minutes.
>>224336464quite amazing how peasant-coded this still was considering how practically none of us toiled in a field. do they still make kids celebrate the harvest these days?might get the brown and orange crepe paper out for a bit nostalgia.
What you lads doing with your bank holiday Monday?
alri morning >>224336305I think it was his son
>>224336522toil
>>224336522practicing on the guitarcooking pasta for me and nanbergplaying la noireincel walk
>>224336522bit of gaming and washing up
rubbing dijon mustard on my bellend
>>224336600grow up little boy
>>224336615think about little boy cocks a lot, do you?
All tucked up nicely sleeping are we
got no balls
currently obsessed with her
I have night shift tomorrow sad
just finished wicker manloved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxRq0KzjxZI
>>224336691You ever seen Don't Look Now? Other than the time period it doesn't have much in common with it but it's good.
>>224336709have not seen it, looks good
woke up showered and made my coffee but now im not sure what to do
Not read it but they're 100% going to blame racism.
>>224336600mustard, jerry. dijon.
Dead thread
I'd lick Emma Watson's turds like it were ice cream.
you probably think this is a fantastic pair of tits on this female aldi workernope, just chuck testa
i got really scared there i was just sat in the dark with nothing but myself
just had an amazing dream about tony blair
the man at the garage said i've got a bee in my bonnet
balding OF model called f1nna5steride
>>224336862did he die in a horrific car crash in 1996?
im such a soulless ghoul i have to kill myself pronto
>>224336862Was he in an Escalade?
Had a dream I was a VIP and I thought black guys in an Escalade were my bodyguards but they fired a mounted machine gun at the car I was in
vipvirgin incel paedo
>>224336926>virgin incel paedoktim
trawling through fb seeing what people from my hometown are up to and every single woman looks like some ghoulish figure with horrendous puffy lips
consider the toil poo
>>224336926lol
>>224336953saw a woman on an fb dating page describe herself as a divorced (but single) mum of 3.feels like there's a redundancy in that statement.
Just straight up wanking to trannies now
having an existential micromelty over my state in life going to brush my evil incel vampire fangs then find a hate-filled nazi podcast to fall asleep to
wiped two arses today and only one was mine
any killaz in da jungle in?
people in the old days would just die of a sudden illness even in their 20s
>>224336953None of them remember you at all
>>224337032You a dad or a Rastafarian? Should answer me
>>224336886No that was that one lady, that princess.
>>224337075why are they mutually exclusive
>>224337026gp
There should be an island for ugly slug people that sends all their chads and brilliant men overseas and has done so for 12 generations
>>224337090Cuba they call it
>>224337084Maybe I'm being racist
>>224337050turns out the vax is just a return to traditionpatriots in control
rory stewart alistair campbell dual sex arsethe rest is fucking me up the arse
>>224336522Streams, archiving, reading about mental health, getting the jazz played and football. But first kip
>>224337110wish they were my dads
Sundress gyaldem
ocelot is a torture expert
For those who missed it last night, Mousey did a webcam livestream where you could fully see his face. He spoke about a lot of things: >he still believes Walt Disney is the way to vote >he has Celtic down to win the SPFL >someone insulted his looks to which Mousey said he didn't care. However he didn't seem entirely candid on this because he kept preening himself afterwards and asking "BETTER??" with increasing aggression throughout the remainder of the stream. He also blocked the chatter >he would not give a favourite "Pocket Monster" and looked disgusted to be asked >he was extremely offended when someone called him a weeb, he pointed out that most noodles he eats are produced in the UK and lifted up an empty Pot Noodle >he gave a shout-out to the rescue crews in Nepal, he has a lot of respect for them >he said several of the most-loved current gimmicks in /brit/ are posted by him but that people would never guess which >he admitted his bad hygiene but he sees taking a shower as 'removing his essence' He's an entertaining bloke and I have a new-found respect for him
wonder if greggs is open tod->it isright well I'm off
>>224337163he looks like Quackin Phoenix
>>224337133kek
>>224337166Lucky bastard
>>224337163Imagine typing all that shit up for a silly gimmick nobody thinks is funny
>>224337163dear god he's pretty much exactly how I imagined him, absolute creaturehe looks like a rapey Edward Scissorhands
>ugh cant believe i got stuck going to the school dance with one of the prettiest girls in the school
>>224337195It's not him retard the whole thing is made up
>>224337163He also said Stella is his lager of choice
>>224337163>he still believes Walt Disney is the way to voteeli5
>>224337176He is somehow so uncool, if he wasn't so thin skinned and could laugh at himself he would be much more popular, but he is humorless and takes himself too seriously.
>>224337163He looks like edward scissor hands
Gregg's... is RACIST?!?!
>>224337163Is calling random people "parasite" a loved gimmick all of a sudden?
Need a zero dark thirty about mousey but it's a rescue mission
my nipples are erect lads
>>224337185I also got a special QR code from work that gets me 1 free bacon roll and coffee per month, everything's coming up Millhouse
Zero Dark Mousey
zero darks 2030
>>224337220He used to post, before people knew who he was, demanding that people concede their vote and vote for Walt Disney It's as weird to us as it sounds
How come keith woods doesnt really do anything Lazy mick
>>224337163A national treasure no doubt
>>224337163Scary looking freak
>>224337256hasnt disney been dead for like 70 years
Need him to have a proper melty on stream with the facecam on That'd be mint
peng
Zero Arse Shitty
>>224337261kerl merx
will mousey become the new tim
>>224337270rorke promoted to branch manager
pooing and farting a lot this evening
Oh he's choosin' x
>>224337270weird cat
Faggot yank is obsessed with him
>>224337163He has black neighbours but I missed his opinion on them. He made monkey noises with chat mocking the loud children
>>224337268YeahIt was a really odd gimmick as he'd post it when there weren't even any elections taking place
Indonesia or Poland
>>224337238ktim
Got the e michael jones on cause theres no other trve catholic gaels slinging dick out here
born to shitforced to wipe
>>224337304Poland
>>224337284Tim was/is way more schizo than Mousey
>>224337298which one is faggot yank (inb4 "all of them")
Mental that this is actual autism but the whole "spectrum" definition made the term completely useless since now everyone is autistic https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788087644854983.mp4
>>224337307he btfoed vaush
>>224337307Dump that shit. Take the red pill https://rumble.com/user/KnowMoreNews/livestreams?e9s=src_v1_cmd
Sir Thomas Pearl
>>224337176
my main recollection of early Mousey was him keeping a tally of how many posts he made in each thread and trying to do as many as possible even if he had nothing to say, leading to him becoming the original umposter
morpheus offering neo a choice to grow up or gain a clue
>>224337334Love you jeff but that guy sucks
Waiting for killer queues to not be like 8 minutes
haha yeah that's brilliant mate
>>224337328so this is the fabled creg /brit/ talks about all the time
>>224337342you're from sainsburys?
>>224337328same with adhd, doctors have been handing out diagnosis like candy and now anyone that gets a bit impatient/fidgety claims they have it
*two-steps round the thread*
Elon Musk aspergers genetics, more of that trillionaire aura
Can't think of anything to post. Already made an Emma Watson poo post earlier.
>>224337163twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/VOD is still up, Mousefans
fucks sake having to sit on the couch because my intestines are producing more gas than used in all of the great war
>>224337388I was going to post about my latest exploits with female colleagues but I think I'll save it for later x
It kinda ruins the vibe seeing him for realIt makes him seem too human
>>224337394look forward to spending 3 hours of my precious life watching this
im a gay nigga and i take that sausage
>>224337406Based
>At the end of the episode, Dr. House bluntly tells the teenage patient she is "legally and biologically a guy," Maybe I should watch House
>>224337328The only thing I know about autism is that nobody really has any idea what autism is.They gave me the aspbergers diagnoses at like 7 years old and mum immediately did away with it. What I absolutely have is OCD and it showed up in strange places. I don't actively despise social interaction but I'd prefer to do literally anything else and the answer is "how many times do you have to go to this gym before you say a thing to any of these women making loud rambunctious noises" is at least more than 200.
>>224337394that jaw, he'd ironically be a chad if he wasn't such a smelly weirdo
happy bank holiday monday
>>224337402doesn't even seem that mental either, just awkward and clearly reclusiveI'd probably get on with him irl
>yo the durk trial is looking craaaaaazy fr
plug a tube in my anus and I could fuel a natural gas power station for days
>>224337394I have to constantly remind myself that he claims to hate attention There's just so much which disputes it
might rape a seed
>>224337422original reddit atheism saw transgenderism as a pseudoscience to debunk
>>224337438Reckon he would smell pretty bad and probably do some odd stuff that would make him uncomfortable to be around
might sneed a rape
>bank holidaysounds very jewish desu
seductively sucking a sausage slathered in mustard
more like wank holiday am I right boys aha
>>224337428OK
i like the JAVs where they have a shower and bath before the actual shagging although there may be some shagging in the bath that's ok too
recurring nightmare of a spider crawling oh my willy
>>224337440This but unironically, killed the OFT snitches baby mamma as a warning. Now the snitch is leaking everything. He's was an OFT shooter responsible for a bunch of gang related murders. Dirk is cooked
Is it a bank holiday in Scotland? I hope mumberg and dadstein aren't off
>>224337482is yahoo not answering?
has there been a single guardian blind date that actually lead to something?every fucking time both people are complimentary of each other and give high marks out of ten but then say there was no spark
>>224337485Naw
>>224337440>read wikipedia summary of what happened>king von accused of multiple murders>king von threatens quando rondo>quando rondo kills king von>king von's friend lil durk hires people to murder quando rondo>they murder quando rondo's cousin insteadseems a bit like they all had it coming to them (besides maybe the cousin)
>>224337478for me it's the ones where a peng ting gets shagged rotten by gross smelly ugly blokes
Pornography is of the enemy. Cant be watching that this autumn and expecting to be clued in. Total squander of the crisp breeze
>>224337498>>224337478for me it's when a shy young asian beauty gets sexually harassed by an aggressive yank woman
100% certified bitch ass nigga
How does anal sex help us win the culture war?
Priti Patel is returning to the back benches. Might have to become a Tory MP so I can sit next to her during Prime Minister Questions and she can wank me off
A turd in the hand may as well be worth a million in the bush.
got nearly every record in resident evil 2 now x
>>224337478Some really good BBW stuff in JAV. Thick Asian bitches make me diamonds.
>>224337513Most people here arent in the GAME, son. They're white niggers, not apt to hold the NAME of PECKERWOOD.
What a waste of a life
King Von had charmhttps://youtu.be/OSPh708FCJ4?is=rnXDghZDb83l8WvYHe's getting arrested for attempted murder and cops are chatting to him like he's their mate, insane. Charisma is a legit skill, dude could've gone far if he wasn't on the street
barty crouch.... JUNIORHELLO FATHAH
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZmUJPvKmTwg
I just need to man tf up and kms
>>224337599dont do it
Been looking at a lot of step daughter porn lately. Would never try it on the gfs daughter but the idea is hot
>>224337599this is how you elevate your life, in a petersonian sense, completing it fast
>>224337612It's for the best
just had a lovely 'shroom 'lette
>>224337618>give women freedom>they turn into whores
walking soon
>>224337626in scots doc
>>224337629No it isn’t
>>224337641the scots' liedthe scots, lied
>>224337618so sauce on these?
LowTierGod admits he abandoned his daughter because he was broke and she was an accident, calling her an 'anthropoid.'
>>224337644Aye it is
Like my finger painting?
OBIE TRICEREAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS
killing yourself is the irl equivalent of sitting in the saferoom on dead rising until the helicopter comes
it is 08:15amI am thinking about the toilfu
allergymongs on the ropes
>>224337662gay jellyfish contemplating half a strawberry
BIG FAT COCK CUMJIZZ CUNT
The small penis trans girl thread on /gif/ is lush
CLEAN shaven -- ALWAYS
dropped an egg out the carton at the shop and didn't tell the staff, but paid for the carton with the missing egg to balance things out.
mousey is cute unironicle
>>224337747How do you even manage that
The CHRIST-KILLERS fear the cleanshaven 'WOOD
suppose i should change out of my pooey cummy boxers and go outside
>>224337599No you don't, be quiet
>>224337756opened it up to inspect the eggs for poo and it just made a break for itthere was a woman stocking the cat treats and i was going to walk up to her and say but1. i don't know how to say "sorry i dropped an egg" in polish2. probably she saw and also couldn't be fucked having to clean it
>>224337769you should do it and stay inside you'll get an infected urethra
Wish I'd learned German in school. Sounds so menacing.
>>224337781I don’t get it you bought two cartons of eggs or just one with 11 eggs in it?I would have just taken an egg to replace the one I broke lol
just done possibly the smelliest poo of all time
how does brit find so many mentally ill people. NHS doctors need to monitor this general so they can be ready to admit people
so now give me the twenty dollar google play gift card google ai keeps lying to me give me it now I have things to do
>>224337820bought 9 eggs because they come in a pack of 10.two cartons would have been over the top.
>>224337814aren’t you unemployed? just learn it with the vast amount of free time you have, or will you still do nothing?
>>224337842oh shut up
>>224337820He dropped an egg and bought the carton with one egg missing, the one he dropped
im a mental health worker. would be mental if my next referral was mousenonce
let me do art projects in the dark at night
>>224337862refer him yourself? someone needs to monitor him methinks
Totally organic posting
>>224337871go monitor your balls
>>224337851>>224337860thank you, dealing with lots of gastric distress and a bit delirious
>>224337883already do, señor
You say goodbye, I say helloHello, helloI don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
when I was initially falling in love with my animus I released massive amounts of oxytocin and also some norepinephrine and dopamine
>>224337684to be fair if she ate those nuts without anyone dropping dead then her point is proven
>>224337897hey la hey ba hey low ah
Morning gayboys
whats mousey's address for this referral form?
>>224337913the whole thing about being so sensitive to peanuts that just inhabiting the same room as then causing a reaction is bollocks
>>224337929I'm not gay but I'm coming to visit you anyway :)
if you have a deadly reaction to something extremely common then you should die tbf
so I pulled my pants down, sat on the toilet, and the rest is history
>>224337949this but for drowning
>>224337949you would let john travolta pass away rather than put him in a plastic bubble? is it because you are evil?
>>224337958Alri Emma
>>224337949this but for bullets
>>224337961medical interventions are against nature tbf
>>224337895S
remember what jimmy mcelwain used to say in the yard
policy proposal: turn every hospital into a hospice. I just saved the NHS
Imagine if they gave some newborn boy hormones from the get go. He'd have a chance at passing and have a penis instead of a vagina (I hate vaginas).
surprising amount of porn in the catalog
>>224338008haha yeah you should check out john money’s experiment where he did just that haha great outcomes for the twins (not) haha
the man in woman is the same as the man in spiderman. all women are heroes
in manila asking for philip
you fucking idiots broke 4chan again
>>224337935retarded thing to care about sure you can go a few hours without eating penuts
morning lads, any plans? I’m in bed doing some work on the 'top
Mousey is DDoSing after a few of the posts ITT
>>224338081I'm waiting for a phonecall to go downtown, if they don't call me I'll chill all day and then go for a night run.
>>224337684
must be impossible to be a sixth form teacher these days and not imagine fit ones in a blacked raw scene then spunk yourself in class
oh lawdy dem rangz
>>224337684>>224338117maybe if we let all the people with allergies die out they won't be able to spread their genes and make more faggots with allergiesever think about that?medical science hinders evolution's natural course
download pooi won the jackport5 00 traillion
I found the house my animus grew up in <3 <3 <3
>>224337684>I spent £5 for my dry roasted But those are clearly salted ok she is a liar
yeah im thinking i might go outside today
>>224338174dangerous moves
>>224338174w
looking at every post as though it could be one of mousey's unidentifiable gimmick posts
>>224338187whens his next stream
porridge for breakfast perhaps
>>224337163
>>224338028I blame the Jewish doctors who rekt his penis during his circumcision
>>224338200he's beautiful
>>224337163>someone insulted his looks to which Mousey said he didn't care. However he didn't seem entirely candid on thislmfao oh Mousey what are you like
>>224338246>>224338246>>224338246
>>224338028screaming
There is no mousey discord or stream you gullible
