Orange March in Benidorm edish
Brits be like: Airline food? Yes please, tastes just like home
Is this why they have the best Indian food in the world?
need a feisty med gf full of passion
>>224339818This is what I live amongst
Int posts wat Timmy gon do and other anti white copes for their shit skin but the moment their worldview isn't validated they get 85 IQ confusion and ask why it isn't the way it is on their 4chan int board the only website they can load as they can afford only 99s computers because niggers
>>224341029Bitch calm down I can do that one handed
>>224339938https://replacementclock.org/
Taxes here are insanely high and they're going to immigrants, people pretending to be disabled, and pensioners. Companies are leaving. Skilled workers are leaving. Rich people are leaving. The only businesses left are Turkish barbers and vape shops. Why would anyone stay?
Thinking about the stench of Emma Watson’s poo gas.
>>224341044Man shut the fuck up
I’m bloody hungover aren’t i?
>>224341031Be careful to not use up your (does it for) free "care tokens" that I only do it for to say that I give a fuck about it more than money, because Gibs aren't infinite, moderator. But yeah R*****ed
>>224341077Hair of the dog
>>224339818would cop a cheeky feel at that chubby women's arse
Can two hand the willard like an Arms Warrior
mousey is the shot caller of /brit/
Mousey took his life after all the attention his hijacked webcam broadcast is getting As we all know, he hates attention and calls it 'parasitic' RIP x
>>224341068Man shut up bitch ass bloody Timmy bitch niggardly fucking ass bitch niggar fuck you lil Timmy ass bitch bix nood bitch we wuz kangs and shit shut the fuck up bitch don't reply to me nigga go back to your own country
mousecord raid
>>224341029women lifting weights are vile
love her
lmao https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788159280538663.mp4
900 calories of mcdonalds slop down the hatch
>>224341067Thoughts on this braps thread? Any you like? >>>/gif/31099887
>>224341118small time
>>224341116biomass
>>224341116This is like a Charlie Chaplin film
>>224341129charlieboi303? which vid? love his grimkino
souvlakis are way better than curries, not sure how that lad thought that was some kind of gotcha
>>224341066how do i leave if im jobless with no qualifications or non british ancestry
>>224341140what the fucking hell is that
>>224341140fit
>>224341140>Please be censored porn please be censored porn ple
>Streamer gets told to "f*ck off back to England" in Glasgowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1w2st86/streamer_gets_told_to_fck_off_back_to_england_in/
>>224341140That's lovely that is. Nice surprise when she pulled them down and didn't have a willy
bloody oath mate, these shithead dickhead cunt Americans mate, yee nah they's bad bad cunts mate, sick in the head racist dickhead cunts mate
finally throwing out my old trainers now that I've grown up and started to wear loafers, dressing with a little more respect for myself this fall season
>>224341173personally i had quite the opposite reaction!
>>224341178i look like this and say this
>>224341172ugh the racist bile of scottish nationalism must be stopped
>>224341140well that's a lovely bodyname? seems familiar
>>224341040you deserve everything bad that happens to you
>>224341052Never heard of that place before Used to know a boy from lochgelly though and he was sound
I sucked a poo I liked iiittt, tastes like…. Weeee….
>>224341204She's fit
>>224341145i'm training for my american citizenship exam i need to weigh 400lbs to pass
>>224341201michelle alter
>>224341187>fall seasonsincerely hope you're just an undersocialised autist and real brits don't actually call it fall
BASED
ok google scour the web for more ivy wolk nudes and project them onto my ceiling
>Wildlife haven bulldozed by suspected travellers in bank holiday ‘land grab’
>>224341157His magnum opus, "PHILADELPHIA HAS THE MOST HORRIBLE LOOKING SLUMS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"
>>224341204she got fat
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787959306697661.webm
>>224341143This one is particularly degenerate. https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787959357919663.webm
i want to visit oz but the flights are bloody expensive
>>224341204can only imagine the suffering she puts her bf through
British women are the most undesired in the world I've even seen Indian men look down on and not want them
>>224341228Instead of this we got unlimited immigration and instead of it being the default we sent 39.9B a year to Africa
>>224341172Scotland was commonly referred to as England until about 30 years ago ok
>>224341172Seriously, why is everything coming out of Ireland just seethe?
xX-WotanicFoidSlayer88-Xx
got some fabric watch straps coming tomorrow
>>224341242Umm is she passed out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7bJXmHt8Jw
>>224341191Oh I know that!
Men fighting women in action movies be like>>224341116
>>224341242That's the only one I closed immediately.
any RuneScapers in
>>224341260It's sadder than that. He isn't Irish at all - he is Scotch - but he's a Celtic fan and they see themselves as Irish
>>224341223it's called fall because the leaves fall
>>224341275wanked to all of them at one point or another
rather not be reminded that they fart desu
In dire need of some scran Dunno what to get
>>224341296Love bush. I LOVE IT OK
dont like that at all
>>224341296Ahh. The fem chud
>>224341296cor
wow mousey is handsome and kind of looks like lux interior but with better hairhe has a cute smile too
we're all gonna die one day
>>224341296looks like my arse
>>224341311See >>224341296
>>224341313good lad
>>224341339cheers for ruining my day
>>224341333has the best knowledge about things too he was correcting people last night who mentioned Mickey Mouse and said 'no no, his name is Mortimer' cleverest bloke on all of 4chan
They should send all the northern irish protestants to scotland and all the scottish celtic fans to ireland. That would solve a lot of problems.
>>224341339Which day is that? I'll know not to show up.
what website is good for tranny porn?
go to go morrisons hope there's no biomass blocking the aisles. they do love a loiter don't they the biomass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwJowYW8QI&t=41s
>mousey mentioned
I actually do keep a piss bottle next to my bed in the night in case I'm bursting for a piss and someone is using the toilet.Fuck holding it in and waiting
>>224341400pawasite
was going to buy dayvigo online last night but pussied out again. is there any way i could buy it anonymously and get it sent to one of those parcel storage things you see at shops
the cleanest things in india are the bins
>>224341339i guess i'll die another day
>>224341400actually looks like a ghoul
>the parasite repurposing weapons used against them to twist into their forced gimmicks to force the reply to every post because they are insecure, jealous and want to latch on, like a parasite
>>224341408how often are you waking up in the night AND someone is using the toilet?go get the prostate checked
No Celebrity Has ZERO Filter Like Michael Caine - and It's HILARIOUS!
>>224341400He looks like he hasn't slept in a year
Landlord said rents going upWell I said that sounds like a conversation between you and my bossThat shut landlord up let me tell you
>>224341400Bet mousey was an emo in school
>>224341400willeh
>>224341400Looksmatches with Aisha
>>224341445boomerbait
>>224341440nah, only wake up needing a piss once a night at the most but it is uncanny how many times my dad is in the bog the exact time I need it
>>224341246it's 24 hours of flying too and feels like you skip another day because of the timezone. vile cowardly country
i am disgusted by everything that exists
>>224341462omg xx
>>224341455rank
>>224341265666od1nwarr1or999
>>224341400>>224341462the /brit/ couple we all need to see
need her to kill me
>>224341400
>>224341478what about french toast?
>>224341473>only wake up needing a piss once a night at the mostgo get your prostate checked>how many times my dad is in the bog the exact time I need itand take him with you bonding father son finger up the arse session
hello @grok
egg
>>224341475all for the sake of le beacheswhat a meme
>>224341512Hello Ian
In slang, "oath" (most commonly used as "bloody oath" or "en oath/ken oath") is an Australian expression that means "of course" or "that is definitely true."
>>224341500kek it's literally him
>>224341462I think I had a dream about her last night. I was being cheeky faster than I would in real life but she didn't leave. Eventually I ended up at her house and I took a piss while I had a hard on and the piss wouldn't stop. I was pissing everywhere. When it has stopped I grabbed a roll (my roll) of toilet paper to get it wiped up and btw the roll had been pissed on. While cleaning it I needed a piss again so I started pissing. Afterwards she walked in and asked wtf I was doing so I told her. She grabbed a toilet paper roll and started cleaning and I woke up needing a piss but not much
watched a docu about mumbai and the main takeaway is there’s a bunch of rich indian developers that really wanna demolish the slums, with little to no regard for the humans living in said slums
*guitar solo*
>>224341518>that slather of sauceyou're not in a michelin star
>>224341504shite
>>224341538could be true of literally any city on eaerth
why is ally mccoist so annoying
>>224341507There is nothing wrong with me grow up
>>224341586He's a good laugh
>>224341586Yawn. Why are you so boring?
>>224341573yh, slum dog killers innit
>>224341586He's a suck up
full punctuation mong being a sassy little queer is he
>>2243414879.5/10
>>224341632scrgkn
>>224341473you shouldnt be waking up that frequently for a piss do you have sleep apnoea
>Prisoners freed early are returning to jail at rapid rate, governors tell BBCfeel like this was quite a foreseeable outcome
might get the sausages and bacon out
>>224341562>finding the ketchup arrangement too posh
>Rent £1000 a month>Mortgage £750 a monthBank manager said I can't have a mortgage. "Why" I said. "Interest rates can go up. Contingency" he said. "Oh?" I said. Told him I pay my landlords mortgage so if rates go up I still pay them anyway.Completely done him. Bank gave me a 3 bed detached house for free. Genuinely happened to me back in 1994. Things were a wild west then.
good morning lads
dont know why hiro has shadowbanned me
>>224341568dont believe you
My arse is amazing
porkmong being an annoying blogging twat is he
>>224341596goybait
>>224341462She was so beautiful and peng. Will never forget the picture of her being slung over some lads shoulder
>>224341673is he related to pokimane
Was in Camden yesterday and saw lots of black women with their dirty unattractive tits out and about fowas in london yesterday and saw lots of black women with their dirty brown tits just out and exposedar that paradeKnob didn't even twitchWent to Camden market too for the first time in like 15 years and it's all AliExpress shite now except double the price
this isn't funny
/fit/ had zyzz/v/ had pewdipie/mu/ had anthony fantanoyet we have freaks like these>>224341400>>224341462
>>224341684uh yh that was me
>>224341586He's not annoying. He's the only commentator in the game that doesn't seem to hate football and is happy to be there
>>224341672pic??
Is Employed Woman working today?
>>224341674
>>224341692right well I've accidentally left my first draft in this post but it's still legible I think
>>224341698when you're on a board about nothing then this is what you get im afraid
>>224341725Yeah he is
>>224341696Now get the remaining 0.02% out
>>224341696scream
>>224341692>fowas
>>224341696netanyahu is so tuff honestly, like what's happening in gaza is evil but he has mad aura bruh
>>224341728chudbait
>>224341684I remember she lied and said she was ua in that photo so people wouldn't post it so her simpcord reported posts over itAnd it WAS a lie
despise foids
Armoured Mewtwo coming to Pokémon go on the 2nd. 5* raids
>>224341728howlingthen they'll spam flatfaced waifus and their "comfort streamers"
I pooI screamI poo scream
it;s uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyuI7Agqy6I
>>224341672i'll be the judge of that
>>224341684>WasWhat?
>>224341764if every poster was required to list their height weight and penis size i think posts like this would make a lot more sense
>>224341792AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA
i poo screamyou poo screamwe all poo screamfor poo scream
>Found a pic of your nan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqUb9NzbOvw
doing a poo shit flying out my arse at warp speed
>>224341781Hoes mad ewhores don't need to dish out pussy to the chudcats for the same result
>>224341807that stuff would make me seem more normalbody count is what would reveal my true sluggardly nature
>>2243418076' 85kg 6.5"egg
going on my big screen computer for a change todayvariety is the spice of life as they say
Reminder mousey does NOT drink water
>doing a poo shit
>>224341857something to tell the grandkids eh
do you think of the john wick movie poster when you see this
>>224341879only choccy milk and energy drinks
eggposting making a strong comeback in 2026
drinking water flushes nutrients out of the body
time to get #strong #yes
>>224341692>and saw lots of black women with their dirty unattractive tits outHahaha nooo that's terrible...
>>224341899something quite sexual about this
right then what should we argue about now
>>224341917Need to be her pet whiteboy
>>224341921Gay porn
>>224341921football
he's rightmilk and vitamin b vitamin b vitamin b energy drink is the best way to go
>>224341800dead isnt she
>>224341921ruby granger
>>224341921egg
>>224341917O_O
>>224341939Cow pee probably has vitamin C... Niacin (B3?) toxicity has the same effect as dehydration though
Shiny Mewtwo today, I can feel itBank Holiday Mewtwo6'4" / 120kg / 4.5"
I'm going to eat some vitamin c right now
Rupert Lowe refusing to expel the party hopping civnat mong Howard CoxIt's so over for British nationalism lmao
WHAT THE HEEEEEE AWWWWWNAWWWWWWW I FINNA *NOT* GET THAT MUSTANG THANG 8 YEAR LEASE WITH DAT CREDIT SCO *DROP*>>224341945WHAT THE HEEEEEEOOOLLLLL
>>224341354berg
>>224341973deepthroating that shit like it aint no thang
My dick bends to the left, so unfortunate. When I straighten it out I get like an extra inch and it looks huge
>>224341917
>>224341981was just saying that down the kneipe
>>224342004peyronies
love the chewable vitamin c tablets in assorted "tropical" flavors from target they have better quality tablets at sprouts but they don't come in assorted flavors
Having some ginger snaps with a wuppa x
yehurmi look grr
>pawasite
>>224342010your mom called I told her you're fucking up big time
>>224342016Wtf...are most dicks straight as an arrow?
>>224342004not my problem!
Stop posting for attention for once, the quality of the thread is absolutely dire and you're all so fucking boring.
>>224342018I used to really like the taste of cheap orange ones so ate like 15 a day until I saw this was very very bad for you so swore off the muck cold turkey
>>224342018none of these words mean anything
>>224342047
>>224342004I would get raging boners all day long at school and my cock is rather long so I had to tuck it sideways and now it has a permanent bend.Not that it matters because I will never shag
>Peyronie's disease>It can affect any adult with a penis.righto nhs
>>224342018You should eat double dose there's no downside
>>224342067healthcare going woke = death
>>224341991is that seriously your score
my penis is straight but it's not long at all
I'm not tall, my penis is small and I love women.
Oh yeah RFK Jr. retracted the autism statement so now why isn't NHS getting an apology and unban from Wikipedia
>>224342107you might be entitled to compensation
>>224341814SUCK IT
Just realised the thread is so shit because of all of the toilmongs have the day off
>>224342063Yeah I wore tight undies a a lad so that kinda explains it. Not peyronie's I just have a BWC. It's not actually the worst thing ever cause it bends to the left so I technically get added girth.
The NHS stood bravely against misinformation even though it got them removed from Wikipedia as a source and because of that we know less lies about children's health or will when they get unbanned
lana's blush looks really nice there tho for real
>>224341920new fetish has been born
start crying and screaming every time i remember i exist
banging pots and pans for are nhs
my thumb is so small it's like a big toe and not a finger
>>224342068I take 1500mg everyday
>>224341260Never invented anything Iq around 90 if thatResort to hitting anything in sightNo nuance in anything R selected breeding patterns They're just white skinned Africans. The ultimate goyim.
>>224342158/brit/ is supposed to be drowning those thoughts out that's our job
>>224342103No the actual score is "OK"My score went down because I am using more of my credit now than I was 6 months ago, and that's because I cut my overdraft from £300 to £50 (scammed)
>>224342037yes mate if you have a very noticeable curve you should probably visit the willy doctor
>>224342170alri ruby
>>224342158do drugs
>>224342048it's only bad because it can hurt your tummy and give you diarrhea I think
>>224342027
>>224342063>I would get raging boners all day long at schoolOFFICER!
why werent folx out banging pots and pans to open the facking pubs
yay drugs! I take drugs!
>>224342063being a teacher sounds tough
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reckon the new internet yank's law should be about how often they mention shitting themselves
browsing the ASOS new in section so I can transform into a shagger, is it possible?
>>2243421861. I'm not letting some bloke feel up my erect cock2. It's not like hideously deformed or anything, it just bends to the side. My dick just gets really hardAnd I know someone is stroking to these posts, stop it ya poof
>>224342230arent there whole websites dedicated to fat retarded people with visible shit stains in walmart
>>224342244you'll shag nothing
Just got back from America lads. Their bread is a fucking disgrace. Like a sponge. Could scrunch it up and it would ping back into shape
vinted sheer tights
thinking about the willy doctor is very comforting/soothing
>>224342244If you want to shag, but an Xbox and the new COD game GTA has a female character and women probably have heard of it by now and will think it's "cool"
why so pessimistic
>>224342270did you shit yourself? (local culture)
>>224342270we have many different types of bread
here she is
this is all i want
i'll do everything
>>224342270
>>224342289hard to separate the facts from the culture in thisbrits are fucking miserable regardless of how things are going
>>224342270their bread is made of plastic
>>224342270bet amish bread is good
>>224341400Looks exactly how I pictured it tbf
>>224342312Taxes here are insanely high and they're going to immigrants, people pretending to be disabled, and pensioners. Companies are leaving. Skilled workers are leaving. Rich people are leaving. The only businesses left are Turkish barbers and vape shops. Why would anyone stay?
>>224342203You think he bought the shirt himself? Looks more like something an uncle who has no idea what you like would buy
You can’t argue with biological facts.
>>224342289Right wrong 49 51 Yeah, politics is working All the top countries brown ones. Hmm I wonder where the dalit went and how those countries will end up. Maybe 50/50! YaaaySo glad the government is taking on these people, so those countries can benefit at our loss!
>>224342288amazes me how many slags now play console games and I now find myself getting the ick just like they used to years ago when it was taboo to play video games so passionately
>>224342344could defeat anyone or anything in a debate no problemo
>>224342270if that's the case why does mine stay smushedfucking stupid ass bonglander
>>224342370*bangs you clean the fuck out*debate that m8
>>224341692>nowalways has been
>>22434237287 iq post
>>224342355Just get COD and the vagina will come floating over to you it's like aura or women hugging you or whatever. If you buy it they will come (I guess you have to have something to do while they're sat in your room)
mental how out of touch i am
Anyways, I'm stinky and going outside. Luv me natural ingredients underarm deodorant. Simple as
OUT OF TOUCH OUT OF TIME OUT OF TOUCH OUT OF TIME
>>224342396women who play video games have hundreds of men simping for them though
willy + bum = holy sex :skull:
you're not supposed to fall for the american deodorant/antiperspirant scam
>>224342405*holds your hand*how about now
>>224342296It's all shite mate, like eating a yoga mat>>224342372It doesn't you're just that retarded and tasteless you don't know how proper bread should react
>>224342431chewn
Every American food is some combination of meat+sauce on bread. You'd think this would motivate them to make good bread but no apparently they just love their bread tasteless
>>224342440They don't play the games, you play the games. They just sit there on their phone o algo
i am the game
I am the action
Thingin abt her...
got some cracking posts for the new
It's all about the game and how you play itAll about control and if you can take itAll about your debt and if you can pay itIt's all about pain and who's gonna make it
>>224342582>>224342582>>224342582
