roy edish
I'm unbanned and back on my bullshit
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
The "Ten Pound Pom" scheme was a massive post-World War II migration program launched by the Australian government in 1945. Officially called the Assisted Passage Migration Scheme, it offered British citizens the chance to migrate to Australia for the symbolic price of just £10 for adults (and free for children).The scheme was a monumental success for Australia, attracting over one million British migrants between 1945 and 1982.The scheme reshaped Australian society, and many famous Australians or their parents arrived through it, including:The Bee Gees (Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb)Julia GillardTony AbbottJohn FarnhamOlivia Newton-JohnJimmy BarnesHugh JackmanColin HayAlan BondJohn Paul YoungNoni HazlehurstKylie and Dannii Minogue
playing catchup on the poos today
>>224339847Roy is an Indian surname
psyllium husk of a man, me
If you were Sisyphus, would you keep pushing the rock?
mad how cum in pussy makes baby
>>224339887Never heard of them sorry
>>224339853Polish gf yet? Sex with polish women?
>>224339822join the club mate
>brits are literally 50% wealthier than the average yank>still complain about being brokeidgi
>>224339887literally who
>>224339902yeah, ain't got nothing else to do
Whinging pom is still whinging
Australia is the best country in the world regardless of how you fudge the statistics. Even their immigrants (Chinese) are based. Everyone is 6'4 and jacked and all the women look like savannah bond.
how big are normal condoms then
ill do everything
>>224339932do they have pom bears in your cunt?i like pom bears
>>224339919Half of their wealth goes towards overpriced pints
>>224339919Even you don’t believe this
>>224339914that's why i'm here in the first place lol
>>224339919It's because we take care of NEETs but the system is collapsing from abuse
>>224339919>Germany not even on the median list but Spain and Taiwan arethis has to be bollocks
>>224339958the numbers dont lie and they spell disaster for you
>>224339882>1 inchSo this explains the maniacal obsession with bbc posting does it
>>224339961brutal
think i gotta chew my food more
>>224339962You had a polish gf before moving? Or you obtained one there? Give more info "nigga" I'm highly invested in your story
>>224339961He looks bizarrely similar to my (white) cousin
if i was a yank i would buy a revolver and start marching across the great plains immediately
>>224339968
Are /pol/tards incapable of convos that aren't about indians, jews, black cock, or women?
>>224339951Mad how the solution was to only let whites in who could have predicted this
mental that young tories think jay chan is a vote winner
>>224339932You're literally whinging about poms in this thread and nobody has even said anything bad about Australia you sad cunt. You need to get over your colonial inferiority complex and grow the fuck up
>>224339977
Jeez he's a big whinging pom isn't he
big iron poo stuck in the bog
>>224339968Germans are already living in the you will own nothing and be happy utopia
>>224340012Wealth inequality in a nutshell
>>224339902Sisyphus didn't choose to push the rock, he was cursed to. He wasn't willingly pushing that rock up there all day long. Whether he wants to stop or not, he's unable to.
>>224340012bucees pays a lot for those high paying jobs because you work 80+ hours per week have no social life and are practically their slave. so people burn out and quit pretty rapidlyalso there are only like 50 of them
>>224339994You can drive your Ford F350 why march
.........yssup kcalb degnahc ekror....
Three cans of the knights cider gone cracking open another then heading to kebab shop to get some za and retreat to my bedroom to pass out for a few hours
>>224340002reminder that centrists don't see anything wrong with society right nowif anything, they think its great - the food, etc.
>>224339999Shut to malaponte
>rorke changed black pussy>pussy black changed rorkehmm
>>224339998>This includes both financial and non-financial wealth (eg., real estate)well that’s why then its the pensioners' home ownership pushing the number up
>>224340020fetch the poo knife
Good post
wow good one
>>224340033That doesn’t make any sense if he just stopped pushing the rock it would’ve crushed him and he would’ve died
>>224340056i don't say this oftenbut get a cluegive one's head a wobble
>>224340057thats not true
>>224340066Exactly lmao most people under 30 have about 37 quid worth of assets
funny pictures
>>224339990yeah we met on interpals, dated for 3 years and then i moved just before brexit when covid shut my old work down because it was easier under the exit agreement. had a baby this year as well.
>>224340060why are they like this?
>>224340088My brain became the podcast
>>224340093I've given up on life I want to end it but too much of a coward to do thst
what car do I buy in 2026/2027 lads?still on the 2012 Mazda2 shitbox me, hasn't failed me once but it's getting a bit embarrassing
>>224340060really very disgusting
>>224340057Centrism is simply the privileged state of not having one's life negatively effected by liberalisn, yet. When all the centrists finally wake up, it's too late to save anything anyway.
>>224340114get a nice bmw
>>224340102>had a baby this year as wellcongrats mate
FACT: 1 in 4 UK pensioners are millionaires
>>224340066>>224340096niggas dont know what a median is
It's another episode of privileged yank playing the victim is it?
>>224340082Assuming you meant me tysm
>>224340089He was cursed by the gods to push the rock forever. He cannot die. He can only push the rock.
>>224340102FONT (I'm happy for you)Also interpals can't be good for learning a language if you still don't know how to say sorry I cracked an egg can you please clean it up
women five seconds after I find the option to disable the in the settings
>>224339615PhoooaaaaaarrrrrThis, I'm private, is probably what heaven looks like
>privilegedi'm barely above average for a yank
One must imagine sisyphus naked and covered in oil
>>224340125Rasheed
>>224340173why must i do that
>>224340118centrism doesnt mean having a neutral opinion on everything
Reckon I should sign up for interpals but I'm socially awkward. Isn't it just tinder?
>>224340127cheers shags. only shit thing is i can only post during office hours now.>>224340162nobody uses it to learn a language.
>>224340179There's two kinds of centrists
centrelinkism
>>224340178Gives you a stiffy
I'm sure spaki met his bird on interpals Makes you think doesn't it
>>224340150But if that’s true he’s not really pushing it then is he
>>224340188It's a dating site then I take it
>>224340192this is my religion
>>224340193ok i will imagine it !!
that Nepalese flash flood had fuck all to do with climate change btw
Just cried a bit at how shit my life is
>>224340202>>224340186that's all it is.
>>224340211no one asked
>>224340211ok
new cars are fat and ugly
why is it british? any insights?
>>224340196i find the poland flag poster quite genuine. i went to krakow last year and he was of great help
>>224340179Centrists are far more radical when you consider what they support. Killing babies and replacing formerly thriving populations is beyond radicalism, it's Satanism really. To be a centrist today means you're inhuman. The shifting nature of politics has made it so.
get the 25 year old bbw with a cute face who would look super hot if she lost weight SHAGGED
been getting increasingly lactose intolerant in my 30s ladsused to love a nice big glass of milk but now it makes me gassy
>>224340219At least in the UK you can take a day trip to Scotland, fuck some highland lass with big tits and then go back home the next day. Can't do that in Aus.
>>224340238what do you think centrism means
>>224340235Aye he's a good lad From the same part of the country
'fee? yeah, I'm sucking it
>>224340223>>224340224well now you know
>>224340233Not a clue. It should be cheddar
*skids into the thread in my incredibly dented white au falcon with half the bumper hanging off*
>>224340211you could have saved them rorke why dont you switch off the kitchen light when you're finished in there you murderer
hello everyone I'm a centrist and true to my nature I will NOT be stating any opinions
>>224340259same mate same... what a fucked up world we live in.. but at least well always have a nice hot coffee to sip on ..
>I'm above average in the most powerful country in the world>but I'm not the 0.001% of the richest country on earth so I sufferyank moment. You earn more in a year than most humans on earth will in a lifetime and you don't have to fear war, starvation or disease.Oh boohoo sometimes my boss won't let me have a day off. Fuck off
Reckon scotchpole is from Rosyth Sounds about right
>>224340281odd webm
>>224340281i think whatever website you're getting these videos from is hurting you
I think I'm going to get a protein matcha latte with caramel and coconut and a double chocolate donut before I pick up daddy I want to get something for him too but I don't know what to get also should I get the maple bacon?
>>224340254>millions of British men went to the trenches to destroy their lives, nation, empire, continent, planet, and future, because some rich whores would give them a white feather if they didn't
imagine an Indian......but on psychedelic drugs
got 50p on my card and 1 pound coin will have to awkwardly ask boss man if I can pay the rest on card
>>224340256It means you identify with whatever defines the current center position of the political spectrum. The current center position are genocide supporting idiots.
>>224340281call me a soft cunt but I couldn't do this to another human being
>>224340281this is what i see whenever a post (posted in the afternoon) starts with>morning team
bank holiday wrestling
>>224340274"alroight pommies av ya god any cowke"
>>224340056corr what a life
>>224340309John Lennon didn't sing that
>>224340310ffs
>>224340317reckon executing them is more humane. don't >> me war crime police
the white feather thing is hilarious imagine giving a shit
49% of black people can swim in the same way that if a blackoid is drowning like 4 more jump in 1 by 1 and they all slowly drown in those videos. Yeah 49% can swim bro for sure
>>224340254Scottish niggas taking a day trip to Scotland
>>224340315actually i concede apparently that is what centrism is yeah. i have strong opinions from both sides of the political spectrum whats that called
>>224340335Rorke gives enough of a shit to make these memes and seethe over them
Are they making of black people on the internet again
going to watch some food youtube
Being a centrist is great. It means I can say things like I support abortion and I am against immigration. :D
>>224340233what does the word size mean in chili size burger
don't know what the white feather thing is x
>>224340345>Middle aged women > >>224339615
>>224340323wish workplaces were more like this
I have to wait three hours before I can get my protein matcha latte with caramel and coconut and double chocolate donut :(
>>224340348Being normal
hello "niggas"
i'm going to prison :-/
>>224340291not far off, but not on the coast.
renovation more like pengovation
>>224340361My mum used to go around giving young men white feathers when the Iraq war was on because she believed they were cowards for not signing up to protect our country y
>>224340348Being a normal human being yet you don't get to voice your unique beliefs because there'll never be a candidate that will deviate from the center line created by finance.
>>224340384Why?
They can't not be sucking black people off. They can't say "fun of" or say anything about black people without making fun of themselves. They're under a spell and I'm waking them up, on post at a time>>224340355>>224339458
Spending all day in bed cause I've nothing to live for
>>224340375good morning fellow "nigga" another fine "day" we're having
you cheeky cunt thats my image that i stole from tiktok
A British woman has died after being stabbed at a railway station in southern Germany in the early hours of Sunday morning, police have said.The 31-year-old woman was attacked at the station in Rosenheim, Bavaria, shortly before 01:00 local time (00:00 BST). She was taken to hospital where she died as a result of "severe" injuries, the Bavarian Police said in a statement.Officers arrested a 27-year-old German man at the scene immediately after the incident. The background and motive for the attack is under investigation, the statement added.
Going to quit my job and be a NEET until 2027
>>224340395mousey
>>224340375>>224340384samefag
>>224340387lovely AI image thatlove AI images me, think they're all dead mint and they're real too which is what makes me so angry and upset when I look at them. Makes me want to leave a comment and click an ad.
>>224340399
>>224340387would be funny if it were the old man what did this
Thoughts on the hatefuck?
>>224340386Dunfermline or a nearby town I'd imagine
>>224339887up until the 1950s we still had politicians advocating emigration to keep the colonies britishand now we're declining in number and those colonies don't give a shit about us
>>224340406>German manHmmm. Thinking Rorkeish thoughts here
>>224340334I agreeI think executing is more humane than whole life imprisonment tooJust lop their heads off and move on I say
>>224340358idk why it's called that I think it's an l.a. thing specifically? and I think it started some time in the middle or so of the last century but it's basically a hamburger on a big plate or in a bowl with lots of chili poured on top
>>224340422spasticulant
Making fun of black people on the internet because 80% of adult black people can't swim. If they go in stars they drownAmericans know this is true but you are putting them on beaches and bodies of water to go drown
>>224340435he is blond-haired and blue eyed aryan super race actually
edgy teenagers posting their gore picshope theyre teenagers at least theyre probably in their 30s
Catberg heard my voice on the phone and started head butting it
might get a burrito
>>224340163is this a stuntwomans demo tape
god willing i will go downstairs and there will be one last diet coke in the fridge
do you eat the poppadom or naan first lads
>>224340211yes it did actually
>>224340453Brits eating Mexican food is based
>>224340464bizarre
UK households will take £2,400 financial hit from Iran war, analysis shows | UK cost of living crisis | The Guardian
Climate change is a wef hoax to destroy industrial civilisation just fyi
>>224340472poppadom with spicy onions is a lovely starter
britain has war psychosissome of y'all are getting conscripted
>>224340472aren't you supposed to use it to eat the curry like a corn chip?
>>224340474Nope.
>>224340483top 10 gifs that will make you the coolest fat autistic pedophile furry groomer in the discord server
>>224340439fascinating. so you get chilli all over your hands and under your fingernails? sounds awesome
>>224340494Every single frogposter will be first against the wall
imagine being in your office, it's just a regular working day, you're in the middle of a convo with the cute receptionist and then a massive jet plane suddenly demolishes most of the office and creates a big hole in the floor which you fall through and you end up a few floors down and soaked in jet fuel and on fire. all in the span of about six seconds
>>224340414bizarre accusation
>>224340504
Fat vegans. How does that work?
>>224340472poppadoms obvs they come out first so you eat them first
men have fought enough wars i think it's the turn of the women
>>224340486They don't care
george bush doesnt care about black people
bottle and a half of wine last night. senseless gluttony. the bank holiday is ruined.
>>224340519i can only speak for myself but i just eat loads of food and never move
does gen z not understand how curry houses work?
>>224340533toiletberg will not be happy
>>224340519they can still drink 4 litres of coke a day
>>224340544do you?
>>224340511>AAAAAHHHH DUDE CODY IM LIKE, FRICKIN ON FIRE AND STUFF AHHHHimagine that x3000
>>224340511what a shock that would be
>>224340511How'd I react
>>224340509no? you eat it with a knife and fork
>>224340531This is the guy who Heils Hitler now lol
9/11 was karmic retribution for american ira support during the troubles. Nearly exactly the same amount of people died during those 2 events, further supporting my theory
>>224340569AWOOGA
Das a lot of arrests
>>224340581Shut the hell up
>>224340544>the UK is so jeeted they have 'curry houses'Is that like some euphemism for where those grooming gangs take their victims?
Always had a secretary fetish but never worked in an office sadly
>>224340567scream
>>224340581Ira Glassbaum
back from runtoil got rained on didn't i
>>224340596a curry house is an indian restaurant x
>>224340611Let's get you out of those wet clothes x
>>224340581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ALk1M9Rl_4
sucking a 'vefe
>>224340611all part of God's plan to make you the strongest soldier x
got a new job offer today lads, will be switching back to a metal production factory in early october
September 11th, 2001
>>224340619Why not just call it that x
Curry house. Something about Bharat homes
I met a 26 year old indonesian girl living in Jakarta on Interpals a few years ago when I was 19. Honestly the smartest, hardest working, loving person whose ever been interested in me; we just talked about whatever and would sleep on call because she didnt get off work till like 3am and I took a little nap between work and classes. I ghosted her because I started dating a girl in real life, ruined a great thing for a one month stint with some bitch. She ended up calling me last year saying her father died and she had no one in her life still and just wanted to hear my voice a bit. I had no idea how to console her and I ended up regretting everything between us so much. It was all stupid, but a part of me feels like it could have worked out somehow. I wish I could check up on her somehow, but she has either changed her name on Instagram or blocked me for good finally after I made my profile photo a picture of my gf and I.Indria, I miss you and I am glad to hear that you are doing better. I wish you nothing but the best. I hope we can be friends again one day. You are genuinely an amazing, lovely person.
Keep seeing leftypols online saying that people who make AI images are wasting water and shit
>>224340653it's quicker to say curry house i'm a busy man
>>224340644tell your mates not us
>>224340672its mostly children
>>224340652Can't recall any historical dates from your country because there are none
this house smells like curry
>>224340632michael j fox <3
>>224340689Probably that bloke who was shagging your mum and sister
>>224340652fsiab9/11vfmf (fucking screaming in a black 9/11 victims family members face)
>>224340676We'd called it a Curry-o
>>224340688objectively a good thing
9/11 was not funny
can't wait for the religious revival future when they start including abortions in the life expectancy statistics and history textbooks say that brits in the early 21st century had life expectancies in the 40s
>>224340718This isn't the Simpsons
>>224340668Marry her. Dont sleep on it lad. I did this same thing where I left the loving girl go because other girls were available and I regret the fuck out of it now she's gone off market for good
dont want to go outside today so im not going to haha
>>224340727Agreed, it was fucking hilarious
80 sleeps until GTA VI
He said the pirate part out loud
>>224340644a very swedish jobdidn't even know you stopped bending metal
>>224340727true, 19 muslims died that day :-(
>>224340718No you're just irrelevant island monkeys less likeable than Indonesia even.
those frickin awssies dont do shit bro they dont even fly highjacked jetliners into buildings down there
>>224340668doubt shes posting on brit mate
>>224340744i was going to go out earlier but i got a bit anxious about it so im just going to stay inside and cook and game
camgirl i watdh has a darkfans link in her bio
seagulls squawking outsidei am 20 miles away from the sea
strewth m8 i'm heading down the curry-o for a cuzzo with shane ya flamin galah
>>224340771what's that
>9/11
>>224340761Jeetstralia home of the angry irrelevant lol
>>224340747I'll still be sleeping
idk how married people do it I could never find a 70 year old woman attractive
Here in Australia we don't go out to eat curries because we're not 18% Indian like the UK
>>224340791
>>224340802It's more than physical attraction
Australia is known as the place Britain dumped it's mong trash and they still behave that way today
>>224340802mate a hot gilf with a good body clears any 18 year old 100% of the time
>Jeetstralia home of the angr-*gets shot and dies lol*
Poor Aussies are stuck eating plain potatoes and spam because they don't have biomass
>>224340791blood and bones
>>224340803>Australia’s population is 27,994,737 (as of 26 June 2026). It is 54.65% European.even less white than yankland pipe down
>>224340778seen a seagull in the mountains at the border of slovakia once, they're not very particular.
>>224340519i don't understand the implication here. you think meat is what's causing people to fat? and not sugar? retard
>>224340729the proportion of conceived humans who never reached adulthood was roughly the same in the 1700s and the 2020s (around 40%) and they are among the lowest points in British history
>>224340803all lebanese and greek over there isn't it. do you lads go out for a cheeky lebbo?
>>224340824> hot gilf with a good bodyRight so that’s like 0.001% of 70 year old women then
>>224340802100% of women hate their husbands and dont have sex with them anymore
doctor! what's this man made of?>>224340832
Crowbergs outside going CAW CAW CAW like madmen lads wtf is going on
>>224340483Sexo
>>224340740Grow up
>>224340841we do love souvlaki and kebab ngl
>>224340841On the east coast they call it a 'halal snack pack'. Here in SA we call it an abortion, or ab for shortBut fark mate, a proper Greek yiros can't be beaten
>>224340753well work through a recruitment company and they decide where i work, so went from bending metal to working in the wood industrynew place is directly through the factory
>>224340828>This makes my life betterNo it doesn't bruce your life is pure hell lmao you're the most desperate little ass pimple I've ever met
>>224340857Give me a few crisps and you can have your own crow army
Ever been to shimla palace in cowden scotchpole? Haven't been in a while but this talk of curry is making me hungry
>>224340833wtf
>Here in SAjust vomited in my mouth a bit
>>224340833Done that half abo mulatto freak
>>224340842Just marry an attractive girl with large yet firm breasts and make sure she stays fit
might cover my bedroom floor with marbles and pins thereby ending it all
>>224340671>Tf Nvm I was going to say black people can't swim but you're probably black and a republican
might go do some SA in SA
mad how good rice iselite grain
>>224340896Wotm8
I can't remember the last time I saw a woman under the age of thirty in this country who wasn't overweight
>>224340887Is that from the stench of curry wafting through the walls of your tiny Melbourne sharehouse?
>>224340898addicted to asian migration award
all I crave is a good pub feed!
sore throat kinda
>>224340921im a aborigine in kalgoorlie
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788150436978239.mp4
>>224340898Yet they won't let me in. Mad.
Why are Aussie towns called poowong and such anyhows
>>224339847didn't get hard to blacked because the local girl doesn't think I get hard to blacked any more, but it turns out I got hard. thought i wasn't though and in the wank she was putting on a chastity cage after fucking me with the more optimal sized dick and the point of the cage was to not let me cum for 24 hours (7 days in dog hours) to anchor and make big cums. she was told that by someone else on how to control me. yeah she was selling me to the onetis
>>224340943screaming
>>224340878only time i've eaten a takeaway in cowdenbeath was marmaris kebabs, or the new greek place. never been much for getting a curry.
fat uncut latino sent me a video of him stroking it but every time he went up the skin shriveled and i could see the cheese underneath
>>224340956Why are UK towns call Londonistan
>>224340972Aye fairs They do a good buffet in there
>>224340943What did he think was going to happen?
>>224340982queso they call it
>>224339818>>224339818>>224339818
>>224340984Cause of all the wogs
>>224339847Read Japanese Football Manga.
the average Victorian Englishwoman had fice children and buried two due to infant mortality the average modern Englishwoman has 1.5 children and aborts 0.6 of a child
>>224340992would much rather a chicken chow mein from china chef
