say her name edish
>>224348569fucking bitch
french flag incoming...
>>224348569queen of /brit/
okay. NOW it looms
The legend of the mole-faced woman
>if you look good youll look freshmen who are in shape and dress like shit still look like shit
i feel like this everywhere i go
me in San Francisco shagging fit american (asian/hispanic) birds and you sitting in your council house talim' 'bout sum 'black pussy change rorke'
You are looking resplendent this evening
KWAB
have trhis female friend who i party with and who is very touchy but wont do anything sexualthink i need to cut her off this kinda shit shortcircuits my brain"what do you mean you're kisisng my neck but if i try to kiss you on the lips you recoil away" cant hack it lads"what do you mean you're rubbing your bare arse cheeks against my skimpy shorts and you can feel me get aroused but if i guide your hand to my cock you freak out" s>>224348604same but i drink al ot to try and fix it
>>224348602u wrong folk
>>224348604he's tony soprano maxxing
>>224348604Just wear a short tight white t-shirt and denim hot pants its that easy
>>224348569'sa
home bargains was a warzone. i got a musical lollipop for my trouble
>>224348615me to the college lidl worker buying a litre of beer
cody stays
Wife probably posts on the deadbedrooms sub Reddit always complaining we don't have sex any more.I just want to goon to trannies if I'm honest
The friendzone doesn't exist. But I feel like if you tried something to your friend it would make it too weird if they didn't feel the same
I have never met a man that I truly admired or wanted to be like
ever had a noncey thought?
>>224348649looks retarded
>>224348649biomass ground zero in there
>>224348667Who do you admire? Alive or dead
>>224348649go on lad give it a suck for us
for me it's shivani raja
>>224348669no officer
>>224348680Hitler, Ye and Jesus
>>224348686Behold a 10/10 Indian
i genuinely would prefer to be a friend of a girl than her bf but i can't get that because they keep expecting me to be intimate
>>224348655wotanesque
>>224348669got the thought police on here now fucking hell
>>224348686Wonder if Boris has had a go yet
>>224348702>I'm gay Ok so tell them all that and you can have girl friends. That's a pretty good life
my knob don't work
>>224348694oh oki have but it was intrusive and I was worried for a bit that I was a nonce but I'm not
>>224348669mad how we have to say no even though our cave ancestors never had age of consent
>>224348702a lot of words to say gay
>>224348724tried turning it off and on again?
>>224348725sorry but that makes you a paedophile :/
can see you lot voting on that mp sitewho put that chavvy sinn fein birch at number 3?
>>224348723>>224348730im not gay. the friendhsip of a straight man and a straight woman is just the ideal
>>224348727He's a sick fuck, he likes a quick fuck
>>224348655Blimey
alyser popson
mum's medicine got increased now she's running around doing housework and being stressed about random shit
>>224348737:/
>>224348684i feel a bit cheated it has a tiny speaker in it and then you bite the lolly and it conducts through your bones so you hear it louder. the lolly tastes bad
>>224348756
>>224348755Is it just one girl that you feel that way about or are you looking for or have female friends
it's that easy
>>224348770goypills?
>>224348776that would be going up my bum frfr
Noncing lowkey is a serious mental disorder and they need help, they should be able to go to the GP and get medicine that turns their libido off
>>224348745link
Should be fucking illegal
>>224348790lol same outfit, big difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPsOCNBp0ZY
>>224348799hrt i assume
>>224348790simple as that
>>224348569
I need a gf to have sex with and clean my room and the kitchen and cook meals and do everything else mommy did but I also get to have sex with her (it wasn't supposed to be a joke)
>>224348809unfathomablyi repeatunfathomably based
>>224348746
brown clowns found out about some old rich jew who liked to get massaged by teenage girls on a carribean island and thought they discovered the master key to understanding all global politics
>>224348805>medicine that turns their libido offthey should meet my wife!
>>224348809faustian
>>224348805think they can but probs the shame of having to admit you're a nonce stops them from doing anything about it and then they go out noncing
>>224348833You need a carer and also a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwU8j2_6IOI
>>224348801strongly suspect this is for those parts of the world where you can't buy vibrators
>>224348790me pulling up to SF looking like the bloke on the left and shagging birds like this >>224348832 with 0 effort
>>224348845s
Yeah that'll do thanks lovely jubbly
>>224348809plug sockets in the bathroom. cant have that here because of woke
>>224348861Carer mommy billionaire tight pussy gf
>>224348807sexymp
>>224348845Wahey
(((Yaxley Lennon))) suspiciously silent on Yair Netanyahu calling the Falklands Argentinean
>>224348878earth is flat
>>224348874you won't
>>224348881You're 31 you can't have a mommy gf
>>224348878vgghhhh
>>224348900literally moving there July 2027
>>224348902At 32 I will have an American 21 year old mommy gf and all you can do is seethe
nigga thinks he's going to move to san fran and instantly stop being an incel freak
Sucking barely legal cock
That hideous obese yank woman got a boyfriend
sodom and gomorrahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwdmiN0rMw
>>224348939this will very much happen
>>224348902Billionaire Jew (doesn't want me to be her goyshepard as her father was a Shepard (Jew))
rorke at 3 months old deboonking peek-a-boo
who mogs?
>>224348929i think whats actually going to happen is that you will continue being weird and off-putting to everyone so you will remain sad and alone literally your entire life. you will die an incel.
With a tight pussy (virgin) and Hoogh Jewish boobs gf that makes hotpot but better
>>224348946>gay headmasters before the 70’s:
>>224348963this is ultimately just saying that rorke is smartcheckmate
i'll be a 40yo virgin soon :-(
>>224348878Gorgeous view
>>224348914but why?
>>224348790what? get skinnier, shave your beard and don't wear white ankle socks?
>>224348809>oil down the sinkscreamed
>>224349004LOL
>>224348979Going to keep watching the based vtuber and find a girlfriend actually. And she'll train me the rest of the way (I am currently a little chud)
>>224348979does it make you feel big putting others down
>>224348809he did brisket in the bath recently.
>>224348755couldn't disagree more
>>224348973Germany overall mogs but Helen Dollimore is the cutest
>>224349036
>>224349006going to make 150k writing code instead of the 75k I'd get here
>>224349028i've seen this one before
carpet tunnel syndrome
>>224348878boring af why do people go to these nothing placesbe sat on your phone the whole time now
>>224349014His aura. And why is he clenching his fists? Why doesn't he have pockets? And his shoes are bad and you can tell a lot about him from that. There's also a child in the background that is dressed the same (aura)
>>224349028pessidog
>>224349036i wouldnt say big but its great fun bullying you pathetic incel freaks. you deserve every bit of it
>>224349058could have made the larp believable for a while jay
incel chud bf training game for femcels
you won't BELIEVE how much Lionel Messi (Messy Lion) WALKS during a match! Boggles the mind!! How does he do it!!!
>>224349004maybe you're asexual
deep down I am a simpI want nothing more than to worship and serve women but this doesn't really turn them on in the endwhenever i see a beautiful woman i want nothing more than to fall at her feet in adorationthey're so lovely but they like a different kind of man to me :(
>>224349090all strikers do. their only job is to shoot
>>224349083it's 100% true I'm a natural born american when my parents were on holiday in NYC
>>224348973very disappointed by the french desu
>>224349084brush your teeth, you have actual fungus on your tongueappears a lot of people here are afflicted with fungus in a way
Pessi ruined his reputation at the WC. Little rat.
>>224349058why would they let you in, they only let in indians and somalis
A loving, earnest and jovial heart protected from the cold indifference and cynicism of this world. A clue gained.
>>224349058but you'll only get 2 weeks of holiday a year
you didn't follow proto
>>224349124see >>224349109
Haven't stopped drinking since Friday afternoon
>>224349114maybe fungus genuinely is the cause of schizo spamming and not just a funny gimmick
>>224349114there is no fungus amongus, everyone here is a boring bastard
>>224349114He said, "it's candidas albicans"
I'm eating food
>>224349139aha x
>>224349114Then did >.<
>>224348653Spuds in the mud, Everton too if Ndiaye leaves
Peter Hitchens' upcoming book is tentatively titled The Madness of Cars (expected 2026).Topic: He argues that motor cars damage our health and the environment, and criticizes car-centric infrastructure.
parents are on holiday and I've just decided to close the curtains and be naked in my housegenuinely a rush just walking around naked
why do women use so much toilet paper? i'm down to the last 3 rolls and i only bought them last wednesday
>>224349200yawn
>>224349209Jerking off definitely
>>224349200when he's right he's right
business idea: roth IRAs for brits and Cash ISAs for americans
dating apps are boring. i go on and swipe left for a couple of minutes before realising i cba and put the phone down
>>224348809NOT his problem
when I'm making 200k USD (150k gbp) in SF I will be laughing at you and shagging fit american birds ahahahaha
Don't worry about who the fuck I am I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck
Playing peekaboo up next to a mirror so it's also the orange behind a piece of paper thing and the kid gets a lesson in optics as well
>>224349209they have secret holes they dont tell me about
>>224349200hes on the bleeding edge, peteycars are bad for the environment? who knew
Peter Hitckens really wants to ban cars?
me when /brit/ argues
>>224349233ok goober
>>224349233wonder if any zoomer will get this reference
>>224348973Raja clears
>>224349203did this first time i moved out but it made me horny all the time
>>224349233you can't videotape her buhtt
>>224349249That's not funny even though that image made me laugh
>>224349251Some zoomer streamer made a video about it so they all know now
me on the left: the chad commuteryou on the right: the slow boris biker
But if you close your eyes (Eheu, eheu, eh-eheu, eheu)Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? (Eh-eheu, eheu, eh-eheu, eheu)And if you close your eyes (Eheu, eheu, eh-eheu, eheu)Does it almost feel like you've been here before? (Eh-eheu, eheu, eh-eheu, eheu)
>>224349200What a boring wanker
finally been brainwashed into finding alysa attractiveyou evil shits
>>224348973Would smash all 20
>>224349200It's not even out and people are already rattled
>>224349209a bloke usually just wipes until theres no massive brown stain on the paper. a little bit is fine. a girl has to do make sure there's completely clean for both poo and wee or she gets infections up her urethra and in her vaginal canal
>>224349200what phitch sees during sleep paralysis
>>224349276Banger
>>224349231you'll be living in a tent and sucking dicks for quavers
>>224349285would only shag 2, 5, 6probably why I'm a virgin
Holodem towa
>>224349284You know who is fit Amorath or whatever the titty streamer with the name like asmongold is. She's a 10/10
>>224349299yes, midwits frighten all intelligent men
car dependency leads to social breakdown
>>224349335screaming
>>224348973Would all except 2, 8, and 10.
It's a painting of a lake.
>>224349326right but that doesnt have anything to do with my post really does it
Cars are based All the manly blokes like their carsRunt freaks like sacked tranny on the other hand can't drive
>>224349200so he's a leftist ?
seems to be that in "Whatsapp countries," ditching your smartphone is 10x more impractical than it is here.It's doable in the USA because people DO use regular call and text here, it's still very normal to do so.This difference may have interesting long-range implications for how various cultures deal with the "tech bottleneck." In America, many higher-brow, smarter, more capable, higher-fertility people are now logging off, ditching the smartphones, giving their children flip phones, etc. It's better for childhood development, family formation, focus, etc. This possibility exists because we can just make normal calls and texts when needed cellphone use is not "all or nothing" here.Consequently, many have been predicting the emergence of two "digital classes" one being the slovenly underclass of heavy scrollers, AI-slop consumers, Hikikomori-adjacent tech addicts with no children, etc, and the other being increasingly tech-skeptical, low-stimulation, focused, fertile, etc.
She's fit as
imagine foxes arguing they'd be like yeee ee ee yee euu ee
>>224349146off it today after drinking since thursdayfeel like shite
>>224349359rorkesh on his first day
>>224349359pooreaching
>>224349355ive been there
>>224349371why dont yanks use whatsapp
>>224349335guarantee he'd utterly humiliate you in a debate
I mean she's a 10/10
>>224349370arrow brain
>>224349387>rorkeshsc
>>224349359gimmicks like this are genuinely evilhumiliation rituals
>>224349124Is it good to get a second in person interview? I think I really impressed the first guy and then I thought the second one didn't like me soooo ?
>>224349371>In America, many higher-brow, smarter, more capable, higher-fertility people are now logging off, ditching the smartphones, giving their children flip phones, etcThis is a tiny percentage mate.
>>224349401not if we debated how shit his moustache is
adore backroom casting couch
>>224349376saw a thing about ai decoding animal sounds and these animals were arguing over who gets which spot to rest at
>>224349413Umvorp
thoughts on the 2026 notting hill then?
>>224349442shes literally perfect
rorke just on cue to cry about carnival
>>224349456the 'mass as it were
i work with people who only walk to the car and backthey do not walk other than from the car into toil, into the supermarket, into the house
Israel announce you will be jailed or sent to he army if you don't study the torah
>>224349471I want to kiss her neck
>>22434944tru tbf
>>224349456it's not for me
>>224349471She's fit. AI slop I can tell by the precious metals
eat that
>>224349480Based
niggers? the same colour as poomakes one think doesn't it
>>224349442teeth look really yellow here, you know her breath REEKSprobably doesn't even wash herself properly or use underarm rolls
i am a retarded tranny
>>224349456more culture in this video then in the entire history of britain before 1997
>>224349456My pp twitched at the queens riddim
>>224349502Cor>>224349500Much to think about. .
business idea1. become brown2. business is a launderette and its name is "Ethnic Cleanser"
>>224349456you know it stinks there
air is being fried as we speak
>>224349502this post made my willy twitch
>>224349537Are you being recruited into a Muslim terrorist cell or something? Suspicious
how do you clean piss stains from a mattress
and to think britain wasnt even built until they arrived wow
sat and played something on my keyboard for ages trying to figure out what song it was, turns out it was Jingle Bells LOL
>>224349502Bet she gets very sweaty when she has a poo tooPushing little stinky shits out while sweat runs down her back
Fed! This guy's a fed!
getting endlessly ghosted even by obese women with gigantic egos who are objectively 3s or 4s makes me understand how incels are formed when the apps are this brutal
rorke wanking to the babybel laughing cow
>>224349582one of the dreariest episodes of 'name that tune' yet
she's so cool
Procrastination is a bitch, thought I had time.. all the time in the world
got 14.5" biceps
>>224349608this some unc reference?
>>224349608Pretty sure there has been at least one fuckable cow in mainstream media or brands that was more prominent
this loser just comes here to post pictures of the girl he fancieswhat does he get from this?
>>224349622rorke wanking to this
>>224349637Posting cute girls is fun, always has been you autist
>>224349619saw this bitch rooting through my bins the other week
Need a wheelchair gf
>>224349637he enjoys arousing other men
>posts pictures of a girl all day>calls you autistic
Sexiest animal in you guys opinions?
>>224349680
>>224349680Sex obsessed freak
>>224349691Human
>>224349605tinder was first released in 2012not a coincidence thats when incel stuff really started too
>>224349701Dressed like?
>>224349605been thinking of deleting them for good and meeting people irl instead.just need to work out the fine details but i really think this could be a move
>>224349637he experiences physical pain from OCD if he doesn't
>>224349752le mindrapped!!!
>>224349605Some fat girl who was into me years ago has been ghosting me now.
Holee...
>>224349707it’s that bad now it’s like every woman thinks that they are seriously 7s, 8s, and 9s
seen some disturbing gifs today
>>224349700youre the one trying to arouse other men.
Didn't know mumikyu was a sexy Pokémon
>>224349796just back from my daily /rekt/ viewing, not much new there today
that constitutes avatarfagging
>you're the one trying to arouse other men*Gets aroused*
>>224349798Women aren't only for sex
>>224349814*jumps on top of her and rapes her*
um hi
thinking about existentialism and crying
>>224349621same but penis size
>>224349859hi what did you do on the weekend?
>>224349752the hero /brit/ deserves
feeling anxious
>>224349859Hey brucie
>>224349667was going to tell you to foy but i learned there are invasive raccoon populations in germany and japanhow did that happen then
>>224349456actual black bumboclart nigger expedition
>>224349605people say the apps aren't "real life"in fact they are realer than real life
>>224349887this is me all the time!
>>224349359
>>224349907scraming
>>224349909scream kahteem
>>224349659 dont act like you wouldnt
Can I mortgage a car (over 16 years with 1 remortgage)
>>224349845this is strange cope. everyone knows what you're doing and its a bit weird.
>>224349868For me it's inspiring but overwhelming and beyond me
NEW>>224349950>>224349950>>224349950
>>224349912asking for trouble
>>224349941Stop appealing to the voices in your head, the Alysas posted in this thread aren't even sexual, not like there's wrong with posting fit things. But Alysa's appeals leans cute
