atm edish
>In an interview with Jap magazine Famitsu, Rockstar North co-studio head and head of development Rob Nelson discussed a feature the team planned but eventually cut: dual protagonists Jason and Lucia could buy groceries at the supermarket and then restock their fridge Could've had a supermarket simulator in the game but they cut it out ok
>>224351513I would've loved it.........
>>224351513>Jap magazinecan't fucking say that anymore
An Australian is talking. Listen and learn.
>>224351509>atmFOY
Editing all of the reviews ctrl+f "humans" with "dogs" or "horses"
>>224351555
good documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVYYYm3BC8E
might start a tiktok where i read 4 chan posts
Thai, Indon or a Vietnamese this week? What we thinking lads
burnham doesnt have the same pizzazz as starmer
>>224351507>>224351507>>224351507Non early. Sensible gent edition
>>224351556it's literally called an ATM you mong
>>224351513Why can't they add it back ok!!!!
lads i'm romantically into women onlykissed men but not into doing more than that and light pettingmuch much prefer women but dont want to have sex with them either
>>224351580not a bad idea
>>224351591fungal freakout incoming
>has a sexy horse (redhead)>"noo, fucking horses is animal abuse so I get them gelded!" BAKA
no gummy andys
>>224351509this one always cracks me up kek
>>224351556Most supermarkets have a sign saying ATM above the machine. The fuck are you smoking son.
>>224351586can’t go wrong with a pad thai
watching Demolition Man (1993)
that boy ain't right
>>224351558>>224351605wtf are you talking about even
>>224351509>>224351556Phew thought it was an autumn thread was gonna kick off
>>224351615I wasn't talking about food anon >.>
got the white stripes on haven't i
>>224351636Interactive gaslighting
>>224351651are you that sea rapist that was prowling the streets of britain some years back?
Women are COOKED when AI gets a body with a vagina
>>224351672top lel
>>224351692alright, yeah, i get it now, yeah i changed my mind, this andy fella has the stuff!
Annoyed
>>224351513they missed something with thatroleplay immersion is massive in gta streamingshopping simulators would have done numbers on twitchthere's even websites now where you can pretend to shop and buy things with fake money they call them dopamine website
>>224351692DIE DIE DIE
>>224351672lol did the black person make a funny observation in their funny way of speakingi as a white man with a little beard and a vinyl collection am now obligated to consider it a form of found poetry
>>224351718
>>224351718:(
having a think about why notting hill carnival accumulates so many arrests every year compared to other public events in the UK
its over for women when toby doesnt have to harass them with strange riddles and musings
>>224351617Sovl
How are YOU dressing this coming season?
Marx predicted AI would destroy ushttps://www.unpopularfront.news/p/marx-keynes-and-ai
YouTube did something view counts are massive now
>>224351739These symptoms are more like being a woman than trans people are mostly
Baddie press dem on roads
>>224351718s
>>224351766grow up
>>224351762as gummy andy
>>224351775Never seen her in my lifeShe fucks dogs by the way
brah im in streatham and i promise you it was whole a neighbourhood where errbody was dressed like wretch 32 wildist thing i ever seen xD xD xD xD
Just refilled the birds food. They have peanuts, mixed bird seeds, suet cakes and suet balls as well as some leftover bread we don't eat :)
saw a video of a billionaire saying he put cameras on all his employee laptops and all the ones that quit were lazy and did not want to work
>>224351784hs?
>>224351800You cut out "Abraham Lincoln" thrown in there so now I don't care
rorke boycotting gta after finding out Charlie Bigham’s couldn’t be stocked in the fridge
what was the deal with aleister crowley
>>224351811How interesting that reality completely conformed to his prejudices!
just saw footage of notting hill or whatever it's called. just big black men simulating shagging with white women while music plays and people cheer
Wish we could experiment on trans penises
>>224351762Jeans, sneakers, my signature hoodies and casual dress shirts
trans is a dangerous cult that should be annihilated
>>224351830His Lutheran mum told him he couldnt play gta6 so he became an esoteric wotanist edgelord
>>224351710It's possible they add something like it and a wider Second Life for GTA Online, remember they bought FiveM
>>224351830schizo genius conman drug and sex enthusiast and later fat bastard
Bulgarbro getting his first interactions with mousey I see
>>224351830Someone born into a very restrictive Christian cult who took the teenage rebellion route and never stopped
>>224351859rorkes da in the comments section of his local buy swap sell facebook group
anything above oxford is the north
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Peel#Allegations_of_sexual_misconductjust found out peel was a big wrongun
I've put zero personal information into my brand new Snapchat account and the first 3 recommended accounts to me are my two sisters and my nieceWhat the fuck
190 would've loved seeing GTA become a dating simulator
just heard a dog attack
>>224351913You ever fuck them (if legal age)?
my dog is old now and has wrinkles near his arse so now his farts are audible
feeling a bit sick but need to eat somethingmight get the supernoodles on
my names jim e brown im a 19 year old obese alcoholic
bloody addicted to low salary budget cooking videos from japanthey just mix any dogshit and blast it in a wokmadness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pm5sGrbv90
>>224351932No sorry
tbf i ever got famous my wiki page would have a Allegations of sexual misconduct sectiondid a bit of groping when i was younger, was very "forward" with the ladies back thencouldn't do that these days
>>224351942Canola oil?
A nice wool sweater
>>224351949You ever listen to actual music or nah?
>>224351913it's not stupid it knows it's you just off Hardware Fingerprinting
>>224351830He's being munched in Satan's belly at the lowest level of hell
what got me to quit porn was a tangible experience with how pornbrained I've becomewatched an old video where I thought the woman had a massive arse at the time and it doesn't even look big to me anymorevery VERY concerning
>>224351830he was a powerful sorcerer not much else to it really
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788018137288718.webm
>>224351956s'all in good fun can't even rape these days without the woke mob coming for you
Society is COOKED if they ever figure out VR. I mean to walk your dog outside and using a clicker to talk (TTS)band we could all be masturbated off on heroin and a wanking machine to read happy potter novels in virtual reality
>>224352016goredon't open
>>224352000I remember seeing a vid of some woman saying her only rule for datuing was no porn an no man she found could do it
https://youtu.be/rtsv_a6CJFE
>>224350988de-thicked themselvessad
>>224352016the ornithological rekt thread lmao
Japanese girl in lightbulb dolphin
>mumberg just shouted at me whilst hangry because I made her swear by almighty God on my Bible before eating h*lal pakislop
any good websites for tracking/reviewing anime? like letterboxd but for anime only- oh wait i don't actually watch anime no need for it
>>224352051saddest was the euphoria fattiei will never forgive ozempic
>>224351987Scary desuAll I've done is taken the phone out of the box, logged into my Google account and downloaded SnapChat and WhatsApp. Haven't transferred from my old phone or anything. How can terrorists and nonces exist in wild when even an app I've never used before knows who I am
The next time Mouse streams can someone please ask him which Pot Noodle energises him the most Pin him down on it. Not his favourite. The one which gives him the most energy thank you
>>224352044sick of seeing people post this guyhe hasn't made a single funny joke in 5 years
>>224352076Halal is the opposite of slop. It's (probably) kosher
>>224352047rorke pensively nodding along with the reasonable blackman
don’t know how to stop wearing trainers what am I supposed to use instead?
>>224352100Alright I will do it !!
they've just changed the font of the site slightly wtf
love watching videos of women masturbating
>>224352101oh behave x
>Halal is the opposite of slop
>>224352095>logged into my Google accountno wonder it knows you
wish i could lie on top of the toilfu and cover her in sweat
>>224352083AniList for me but I don't use any of the reviewing bits or the forum coz they're all foreign cunts with shit ta- oh ok yeah dont worry then
dobby in the stationery cupboard
>>224352136umm
>>224352132Whiter than you
love flattening my cock with a hammer until its purple
>>224351592>>224351612It's called a cash machine you zoomoid spastics>but the sign says ATMbecause it was put there by a yankified mong
is piratebay still good for torrenting or is it worth joining a private track- actually don't worry about it i have netflix and it's got everything i need x
>>224352083anime review sites are awful and basically every popular series gets reviewbombed by rival anime factions
>>224352136wish i was the toilfu
>tanmanjeetscream
expanding my collection of bosch figurines
>>224352133Yeah for the play store, SnapChat got no business knowing who I am from thatMy Google account also doesn't have my real name or address or anything like that, I just used it for YouTube until today
>>224352119never mind I'd just zoomed in on accident
>>224352173ren and stimpy ass nigga
Ill do a farewell stream tonight and answeryour questions before leaving this dogshit general for ever
>>224352173The human body is amazing
isy suttie was born in hullwow
>>224352119>>224352199kek
>mac & cheese*macaroni cheese
>>224351592>>224351612>In British English, the terms cashpoint, cash machine and hole in the wall are used.FOY
>>224352199you dolt
>>224352199mug
https://youtu.be/Am1buo9b38Y?t=514
>>224352199>on accidentActually winds me up this
>>224352119>>224352199scream
>>224351592>>224351612HOLY ZOOMOID
little cafe
Will Mousey stream again today? Momberg said I could make a donation.
>>224352240can't believe it will be 25 years in 11 days
need to buy an 98" inch TV because my sister's kids called my 55" TV shit for babies. I will not be made a mug of by them brats.
>>224352168
>>224352270their largest drink is an espresso
>>224352199>on accidentthis is biomass englishyou are brown
>>224352232pathetic little worm took the word "also" out of his citation lmao
Tilde you better go on Mousey's stream tonight and defend yourself mate. He made you look like a right dick head with his insults and you have not responded in kind.
Might get into photographyAnybody take pictures? Think it might be nice to take some pictures
>>224352216would love to chew on her weird hair
>>224352168when you dare to say that the established facts surrounding Hitler's death is probably true and he hits you with that Felton stare
>>224352266>>224352232>>224352173samefag melty
>>224352299just a council estate runt who went to one of the worst rated comprehensives in the country im afraid
what’s so special about 9/11 did something happen
>>224352314ill be your model
>>224352314save every photograph I like that's posted on /birt/
Hole in the Wall wasn't that the game show with the late great Dale Winton
I’m really looking for friends who have kids I can be quite shy at first but with the right people, I’m hard to shut up. I’ve been stuck in the house since having both my children and now looking for adventures to take my two boys under 3 on and encourage their social skills as mine are terrible. No adds below age 30.
>>224352310SCREAMINGit's a fungus melty
>>224352270cute
>>224352328k i n o
me to any /brit/ poster who dares stand in my way
>>224352367fucking um
wasn't banned for posting that pic of cherokee d'ass btw lads
Thinking about Noncey James from the other thread
(mark felton productions intro music, 30 second black and white video montage of nerdy white boys doing zesty caribbean dance)(music fades)Black pussy Changed rorke?
>>224352310sc
>>224352346
want to get into cars but still put off it after my mate in uni took out 3 loans to modify his golf and go on illegal street races
I always say cash machine or sometimes if I'm with my mate I call it a fence in reference to that one video where he's like "that's no a bonk machine thats a fence" one sec I'll just attach the link here I've got ithttps://youtu.be/OwaPRhl77oA
>>224352310does his subtle verbal manipulation make you feel "fooled" ?
>>224352346thats a beaut
>>224352413i mean you don’t have to do that, you could just get into cars
off to the hole in the wall
>>224352396screa
>>224352253
Evening poo throwing off the bathroom schedule
>>224352270little library
the dominican republic of the congo
>>224352406don't think this image is real
hole in my shoe
>>224352413been in a couple cars myselfnot bad, recommend giving it a go at least once especially if you've got somewhere to be
>>224352456their largest book is a poem
>>224352456wish i was a little mouse who lived there
>>224352270looks rather sizeable to me
what is the average iq of a /brit/ poster
>>224352442giant's gloryhole
what is the average ipoo of a /brit/ poster
>Poleaboo and Mouse in Deep Conversation [3 hour special] will you watch it Twitch exclusive
All the hot girls on dating apps live over 60 miles away!
>>224352496last 2 digits of my post
dreadful start to the season for halifax town
>>224352496i'd fail an IQ test
>>224352521
>>224352496first 2 digits of my post
A catalogue of notable current day /brit/ posters:Namefags>Sacked Tranny/Employed WomanMentally ill MTF transgender from /britfeel/. Posts mainly about working at Aldi, his declining mental health, and a dole tosser called seasidemark who reminds him of his paedo uncle. Occasionally produces vocaroos.>Diego/homealoneeveryfridaynightDevout Christian who appears in the thread every Friday to yap about God and call people out for "blogging">MoniAmer Hussein, the convicted sex offender pakistani transsexualNameless>GyaldemfreakIdentifiable by his posting of onlyfans whores with the caption "nth for the gyaldem/baddiedem/holodem". Mostly harmless>HeatherpaedoParasitic demon who latches onto whatever gimmick is pissing off the thread the most and repeats ad infinitum>MousenonceFormerly mouse/peter griffin spammer now mostly posts about a horse-related video game and his twitch>RoobsmongObsessed with British study influencer Ruby Granger, reposts "snark" written by stay at home mums from another discussion board dedicated to herFlaggots>EmmayankUS flag that posts about wanting to sniff/eat Emma Watson's poo. Has strong opinions on 70's jazz.>GingernonceUS flag. Obsessive posts about a child killed in a school shooting. Prone to meltdowns.>Gay bruceAustralian flag that posts about gay sex/porn and opiates.>RacismladAustralian flag that manages to work the n-word into every single post>DTFIC"Desperate to fit in Canadian", nemesis of mousenonce, has no original thoughts and just posts what everyone else is talking about. Sometimes seen in the archive ghostposting.>Ziedbelg/ZiedyBelgian flag obsessed with black men raping underage white women. Identifiable by "katy, gherkin, m2" and other phrases.gone but not forgotten>spaino/spainpaedo/spainlad/spakispanish flag and namefag that posted boring drivel>190namefag that posted boring drivel about swansea
>>224352551pakis can't play football
as soon as I hit 30 my apps became filled with single moms and fat girls as far as the eye can see with zero peng tings left
Mousey is /brit/'s own Asmongold.
>>224352579>single moms and fat girlsbased you've unlocked the 2013 POF tier let the good times roll
>>224352575leave gyally demmies lad be
I've had a few people recognise me but I have not yet received a monicker.
>It’s a /brit/ dickrides the ausposters episode
hmmmm is that a… family guy - puns compilation video on youtube? dooon’t mind if i doo xx
>>224352575Anonymous is the most annoying. Always spams these threads to high heaven
>>224352593are the spikes april fools
>>224352575Mousey want the Peter Griffin/Chinese dragons
>>224352635ktim
>>224352496honestly i think it's around 90
off to the shop to perhaps get a snack and a drink and other bits and bobs
>>224352575switch me out dollymong(You)
I wonder who'll be coming through the doors at the KCOM in the next 30 hours... the MIGHTY TIGERS definitely need at least a couple of signings, not least a striker. We've been linked with dozens but only one signing in 3 weeks now. Let's get a few done! UTT!
>>224352551alty til i die
Fun fact: Retired adult film actress Lisa Ann is a fan of Professional Wrestling
>>224352575>>Gay bruce>Australian flag that posts about gay sex/porn and opiates.these are two different people im the gay one
>>224352575The hit list
>>224352674would love to fuck an aussieam bottominterested?
Got the marvin gaye on
shall be heading to bed soon nice early night and 10 1/2 hours of sleep lubbly jubbly
>>224352695you know what happened to him, right?
>>224352695for me? nat king cole
>>224352442why have i seen this ATM before with the hole?
missing cuties aussie
>>224352650no late eating
>>224352693no (yes)
>>224352666there's something about seeing pornstars with nail varnish that makes me sad. like I can just imagine them feeling all girl and beautiful and happy as they finish off the last nail with a fresh coat of polish, only to drive across the country to fuck some ugly old cunt until they bleed for £400. proper grim existence for these semi-sentient bacteria colonies.
>early bedtimescored>sky sportswatched>viastream>glassesexcellent>willy dribbling
>>224352666>When asked how many athletes she had slept with, she replied, "In my life in the [adult] business for twenty-something years? A lot. Hundreds."[79] She stated that her favored athletes for interaction or relationships are NBA players.
>>224352703You will just wake up earlier
>>224352575all my dollies
>>224352726an evil man
>>224352744corrections:makeup is done in studio. pornstars arrive, shower, and have everything done for themfor major productions, girls get anywhere between $1,000 and $10,000. lisa ann was at the top end of this in her prim
peeing every 2 hours as god intended
https://vocaroo.com/1iuCA7qUaSjt
>>224352762great post
feels like I'm getting ill every other week latelyhopefully it means I'll die soon
cuberg
>>224352786Sir Rik Waller
>>224352770you have no idea about my sleeping habits m8 i can do 10 hours easily could do 14 if there wasn't always something that needs doing
>>224352808Piehead...
>>224352744true sentiment but something about your writing indicates that youre gay or a tranny
>>224352808the fungus on his tongue is in control now
would love to pound away long dick style at some chubby greek/italian aussie girls fat arse
Bank holiday tomorrow
>>224352808imagine how bad his breath smells
>>224352659for* my inattentive adhd
>>224352806forgot pic aha x
>>224352844That was today
say your prayers
>>224352824I'm not gay as only women arouse me, but I would probably force a twink to fellate me if I were involved in a war and took one captive.
>>224352860WHAT
>>224352861Ok x
my least favourite minor character in /brit/ is the faggot who posts links to stuff he's watching on youtube and it's all rubbish like "the new 'aitch"
if among us was in britain it would be called amongst us
Do you think Mousey likes disco music
>>224352861Why
having a wank
>>224352880oh good for a second i thought you meant me
scottish lassies all in a row, suckling knobs in a rainy highland glen
>>224352769LOL HABHAHAHHAHANBA MEANS BLACK BBC WILLIES IN HERE WHITE PUSSYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOL HAHABAHAHABAHHAHAIM ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR REFERENCE THAT INTERRACIAL SEX EXISTS THAT BLACK PENIS EXISSTAHAHAHAHABABBAA
>>224352310bruh you were that rattled you actually checkedno one uses ATM in the UK btw
Hope are Sara's doing alright
>>224352845it was expired milk as well
>>224352880pretty sure it was mouldie doing that
god bless americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1iI-DaJNw
>>224352914UwU
>>224352575Why does Brit claim to hate them yet constantly talking about them and give them endless attention? Just admit you like having namefags/characters ffs
>>224352808What exactly is wrong with him? Physically and mentally?
everyone likes my gimmicks and jokes
As a Hull City fan, I'm intrigued by Aston Villa's game tonight. They've made some good additions to their squad after a Summer characterised by key departures, so will they gel ahead of a game with The Arsenal? I sure hope not, given the confidence boost it would provide ahead of our game next Saturday...
>>224352931There are good characters/gimmicks here but the only ones who get talked about are those who derail threads and spam.
I miss succulent arse lad
>>224352922if its autistic and relentlessly spammed for 0 replies its probably him
>>224352945this is what happens to rorke if he doesnt get black pussy once every 3 hours
>>224352943Can we get a quick statement about Spurs' current plight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FHWhI-3S3wlol
>>224352931Never respond to them or acknowledge their presence me tbf
>>224352945Me without 700mg of caffiene daily
>>224352948>good characters/gimmicksBollocks. name 3
love how all those characters keep some of you awake at night
after seeing the mousey stream i can confidently say i could spark him the fuck out with one swift blow to the chin
>>224352954hi
NEW>>224353009>>224353009>>224353009
>>224353010>>224353010>>224353010
>>224353001australiapeter griffinfunny
>>224353004don't think i could harm such a wretched creature
>>224353020>>224353020>>224353020
>>224352914bless her x>>224352943emery cried when watkins announced his intention to leave, emery will get them to form eventually but I can I predict teething issues initially. we'll get the 3 points tonight
>>224352616
HERE HE COMES
