are 'nica edish
>makes threads before 300>all threads about a mid tiktoker with low res screenshots with no commentarybut he's totally not heatherfungus
dentistberg told me to give up and to not bother coming back
and I made sure the screenshot was high quality this time
>>224353010GET FUCKED LMAO
>>224356066Why did you make it obscenely early though? Do you really NEED to be the OP? Do you really NEED everyone to know you're obsessed with this literal who?
Get the "heather" one
>>224356103It's funny when it makes people seethe
w'ere in here>>224356014>>224356014
considering shaving but i know i will look 10 times worse even if i'm currently norwood 3
>>224356156better days
>>224356177Can you grow a beard?
>>224356156bet most people here have never been in argos when you had to order by writing the product id on a slip of paper
feeling sassy
>>224356177left looks better
>>224356191yes but i don't want to look like i post on reddit
do you believe in demons?
>>224356197ummy x
Need the Weekly World News back in print and not just a social media thing pronto.
what the frog is an argos
Back in the day we would refuse to use a thread if it was posted before 300
get the woodpecker x
>>224356267literally never happened
>>224356267your entire live is just this threadthat's why you're mad people are not posting your gay little simp edition
what've we all done for the long weekend
we out here>>224353010>>224353010>>224353010
>>224356270ngl kinda looks cool fr fr ong
>>224356310got drunkfailed to pullfelt awful being hungoverwalked around the neighbourhoodgot drunk againfailed to pull againfelt awful but not quite so bad hungoverand then i went to the cinema todaylol
he needs me to be heatherspastic for some reasonlikely very deeply schizophrenic
Saudi Arabia is building a 1km tall skyscraper
Ah we doing thread wars again are we?
>>224356346good !hope it goes well
Morty we need to go to Bendigo
>>224356310well I worked sat/sun then did absolutely fuck all today
>>224356341the people obsessed with calling characters out are utterly mindraped
never realised how easy it is to pull women when they are drunki used to go home fairly early on a night out so i stayed out to like 2/3am and its piss easy
not posting in the raccoon girl thread
>>224356341mindraped
people are being loud around me. it not right :(
>>224356349I'm the OP of this thread and I don't even care if you post in the other edish, this conflict is completely a fabrication of dollymongs feeble little brain.
>>224356380literally howi'm the person there at 5am when everyone else has pulled but me
>>224356346>𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣>𐎧𐎮𐎯𐎤 𐎨𐏂 𐎦𐎮𐎤𐎽 𐎼𐎤𐎫𐎫
I am a gummy keir
Literally don't care about the OP I'll post in the first one I see.Also nice to not give the spammer satisfaction so I'll happily post here.
>>224356380well yeah by the time it gets to 3am the unattractive ones start to get desperate and will take anything
>>224356346hope the houthis crash a plane into it as revenge for 9/11
>>224356390you literally made the thread 20 posts before bump limit you mong
dominic littlewooddon't hear much of him anymore, do you
>>224356414yeah because its funny
>>224356395you need to actually approach women in a non runtish way
>>224356395i have autistic but handsome twink aura
>>224356407You're literally posting in the spammer's thread
you don't hear much about the other littlewood either
>>224356442i thought i do that but guess not>>224356443this is the real problemi'm just below average attractiveness
>>224356380genuinely trueyou have get her shagged and get out of the bedroom soon though or she start having regrets>>224356395if you're there till 5 am then it's over, they're already shagged by thenusually they are looking to bring a man back around 1-3am that's the sweetspot
>>224356444you are deeply mentally ill
>>224356444Alyssamong is the spammer. End of story.
>littlewoodmy porn nickname
>>224356470Tell me, what was the edition of the last thread?
next in line by the way>>224351507let him seethe sum more xD
Is the Alyssa guy the same paedo who spams those gyaldem thots?
>>224356464well yeah i'm there cos i failed to pull between 1-3am as well lol>you have get her shagged and get out of the bedroom soon though or she start having regretswhat does this mean how u geting her from the club to your bedroom that fast that she can't regret it wtf?? and why would she have regret???
what i do is i move from the bar to the smoking area looking for drunk tarts to chat tothen they'll start touching me up and grinding on me then just go back to theirs
>>224356398we should build this
>>224356498There's some mentally ill gooner who has a 2TB folder of highly organised photos that he spams here all day. Almost all the girls you see here including Alyssa, Gyaldem, random tiktok thots... all him.
>>224356508why do they do that? how do you chat them up?desu i dont really ever go to the smoking area cos i dont smoke and it seems boringlol
/brit/ should be stickied
new makers are the saddest cunts around
>>224356510god would bloody love it
>>224356491genuinely sitting here pissing myself laughing at how rattled your gettinglittle janny capo scream
>>224356532gp
>>224356508this is how you do it. all my one night stands started with a chat in the smoking area. ask for a lighter and get chatting.
>>224356498No and I prefer it if you never compare me to that nonce ever again
you need to be on nofap and you get an aura boost
>>224356532nah cos then you get annoying jfs like you coming in just to post in a sticky
lysapops
>>224356556see >>224356529i dont understand why a girl would be attracted to you just cos you spoke to her
why's he talking to himself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
>>224356505nah i mean if you shag her well then it doesn't really matterwhat i'm saying is if you hang around after shagging then it comes across a bit needy, but you can just leave and do your own thing >>224356529just get a ciggy. they find it hot and relaxed i guess. just personal experience>>224356556exactly. they are in the smokers to chat to lads
>>224356572it do be like that
>>224356585gp
>>224356586that's not what we're saying. she has to be attracted to you either way, but if you never approach anyone it doesn't matter if they find you attractive or not
>starfall tonight>take out trash>entire sky is one big grey cloud slightly lit up by stockholm in the distance
>>224356206already knew what was going to happen right as i opened thisdumb women
He couldn't have his thread and now he's spamming this one... truly pathetic. Feel genuinely bad for you mate, please go ahead and make the next one since it's so important to you.
>>224356586you're just putting yourself in her area and she sees you as a potential shag because that's what she's looking foryou're basically setting a trapyeah like >>224356613 says the trap has to be somewhat attractive or she won't go for it
walked past and everyone inside asked how (you) were, anon
>>224356592>what i'm saying is if you hang around after shagging then it comes across a bit needy, but you can just leave and do your own thing i dont understand how can u leave your own room when u brought her back>just get a ciggy. they find it hot and relaxed i guess. just personal experiencedont like smoking sadly :( >>224356613well in that case why do i need to approach in smoking area instead of on the dance floor if anything i have more charisma dancing than some kinda small talk with a random in smoking area
>>224356270ive been saying people should get it on waingrostyle, not cutting it off
>>224356624why are you talking to yourself
diego in here asking for sex tutorials again ffsno one here is going to teach you how to shag
Yankee Christian evangelicals are so zogged that they have started to - en masse - buy and using the shofar - a horn used at synagogues and jewish homes to celebrate yom kippur and the victory of Jews in wars over other nations Worshipping the Jews and Israel is no longer enough. Now they're literally stealing and copying Jewish religious / war rituals.
>>224356624This board is your entire life
>>224356637see >>224356642can do that on the dance floor tho
>>224356464Never pulled on a night out me. Just get absolutely rat arsed to the point where my willy refuses to work
>>224356590niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru
im autistic as fuck but with a good few pints in me, and talking to a woman who also has a good amount of alcohol in her, i am very epic
>>224356642i mean you're in her room. if it's your room then send her packing>>224356613you don't always have to approach. usually they'll approach and ask for a light or cig if they find you attractive
Terrible, terrible autistic thread
>>224356677still need a webm of her crying over a book
>>224356677honey what the duck
>>224356642> i have more charisma dancingrorke!
smells like fungus in here
>>224356680whats that got to do with pulling? well maybe being too drunk is a fail but still >>224356690give me example of conversations u've had>>224356693so she invites you back to hers? how do you escalate from a bit on the dance floor to a shag at one of yours?
> i have more charisma dancing
>>224356677kvass is literally just toast water that's fermented to the point of becoming alcohol and basically every russian, ukrainian and belarusian drinks it
might have to cancel my phone appointment because stepmum will be home tomorrow afternoon and the walls are so thin i effectively have no privacy fucking bitch
>>224356694
>>224356707that's my rear-end
I am a retarded tranny
business idea: half of us become women so the other half get gfs (odd one out has to kill himself)
>>224356712usually you just makeout at some point and after that you go back to hersshe'll make it clearthink about making out as the first stage of foreplay for a shag
>give me example of conversations u've hadscreaming how can you be this lost
>>224356614pulsating with british culture this
>>224356728>basically every russian, ukrainian and belarusian drinks itanother reason i wont
I'm an intellectual genius tranny
Nice little bowl of cereal for supper
>>224356728kvass is awesome and the best drink in the summer. just takes some getting used to and you need to get the proper stuff highly recommend
Lionel Richie
>>224356763yeah but i've made out with loads of women but none of them wanted a shag
>>224356729can you walk to somewhere quiet
>>224356765fucking screaming
reminder that this cunt helped her brother smash little girls in sportsguy swept up trophies all the sports beating 14 year old girlsentire family is shameless cheaters
>>224356734
i'm fat gay retarded and scottish
Found a based new schizo on TikTok who looks like Keir Starmer
>>224356798don't care + kill yourself
>>224356798https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/mental-health-services/where-to-get-urgent-help-for-mental-health/
in a similar vein, you get a match on that app, no idea what to do from therethe app makers need to make a little "heres how to play our game" type guide
>>224356765roar
>>224356832>>224356834baited for this exact seethe
>>224356789tbf that is trueit will usually be more than just making outlike grinding on you or somethingyou will know when it happens
>>224356798How did she 'help' exactlyYou still never provided evidence for this
>>224356798you've never even come close to having sex in your entire life
>>224356849well in that case it doesn't happen to me :(
>>224356790Course he can but he wouldn't get attention from making this post if he just thought logically now would he
lmfao at all the furious alyssafags coming to defend her
>>224356593shes really lovely
the best thing you can do in your life is mindrape yourself into being permanently optimistic and self-confident
>>224356876As I said above, they're extremely sad. Let them post the thread and the picture, it's their entire life.
>>224356876you seem more obsessed with her than them
>>224356870peekiepops x
might buy some lego
>>224356865well stillif she's making out with you then that's basically saying she wants to shagjust don't be autistic lad and be masculine
>>224356884i try but then reality crashes down
>>224356876highlight of your week no doubt
fungus meltdown
Woke mod
>>224356895why are you talking to yourself
>>224356789they make it very obvious without being explicitthe other lad is correct. anything like grinding on your cock means it pie night.
if you poo scran why can't you scran poo #showerthoughts
>>224356902unironically what does be masculine meanlike i start going for her tits or arse? done that before still no shag
Mad how one girl can cause so much seethe just by existing.
>unironically what does be masculine meanlike i start going for her tits or arse? done that before still no shagfucking screaching
>>224356941heathernonce always has a spastic fit whenever east asian girls are posted
Mr burnham. Gummy
>>224356932define grinding? i've rubbed my semi against a girls arse plenty of times but didn't get a shag
went from incel to having sex a few times in the last year. I still consider myself an incel because the sex didnt feel real and i was dissociating
>>224356790not reallythere are people outside
can anyone why the modern right are all snowflakes constantly getting triggered by trans people and disabled people just existing?remember back in 2016 when where were all these cringe compilations of woke people with dyed hair getting mad well now the right does the same, crying and melting down over literally anything that isn't hitlerian and zogged
>>224356938that's what women mean when they say "big dick energy"act as if you have a big dick and convey to her you want to shag her women want to get shagged not by some feeble little freak
>>224356961why
what did you all have nice to eat today?i had a turkey burger with papaya chutney, truffle aoili and fontina and parmesan cheese crisps
>>224356920that film isn't woke and that character is quite racist, and the protagonist's struggle with identity and decline mental health parallels britain's decline as an imperial power and its becoming a multicultural country, and there are many allusions to this in the film, and so on and so forth
>>224357000what if i'm not sure if i want to actually shag her tho?
>>224356958
>>224356712What it has to do with pulling on a night out is that I've never managed it and usually just get steaming. Not sure what you're not understanding here lad, it was a pretty straightforward post. Got a gf now anyway so no need, for now
>>224356993
>>224357004you had burger and chips mate no need to make it sound like anything more than it is
I’ll sniff her ass.
think I have SAD (seasonal affective disorder)because it's been dark cold and rainy constantly for a week now and I want to kill myself, I'm in some constant bizarre daze of being semi-awake, unable to think or act clearly, and feeling insane, just bedrotting constantly
great thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc
>>224357029cute
>>224357023i didn't have chips
>>224357016why would you not be suresurely you want to shag most women
>>224357020how uy get a gf
>Gay men had significantly fewer NART errors than heterosexual men and women (controlling for years of education). In heterosexual men, correlational analysis revealed significant associations between CGN, NART, and FSIQ scores (elevated boyhood femininity correlated with higher IQ scores).https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21331499/>Childhood intelligence is significantly ( p < 0.001) positively associated with adult sexual identity; the more intelligent Add Health respondents are in their childhood, the more homosexual they are in their adult sexual identity. https://sci-hub.ru/10.1017/S0021932011000769>Compared to straight adults, lesbian females had significantly higher odds of being overweight (OR (odds ratio) 1.33; 95% CI (confidence interval) 1.17–1.53), whereas gay males had significantly lower odds (OR 0.66; 95% CI 0.59–0.73). Similarly, lesbians were more likely to be obese (OR 1.49; 95% CI 1.31–1.70), whereas gay men had significantly lower odds of obesity (OR 0.77; 95% CI 0.69–0.86) when compared to straight adults.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6572698/>Of all registered cohabiting couples (including those who are married), same-sex male couples have the highest combined income from work or business, the so-called primary income.https://www.cbs.nl/en-gb/news/2019/41/gay-male-couples-have-the-highest-incomes
>>224357001dunno just couldn’t imagine myself doing sex so I was kind of watching the act from 3rd person
i need more anime in my life
>>224357049sounds like you a repressed cuckold fetish
uh oh fungal melty
>>224356980is there a field nearby?just walk around it and away from people
>>224357043i guess in the sense im attracted to them but idk shagging seems a bit much when they're like a 4/10-
uh oh fungus meltyhe'll be posting earwax next
>>224357049you gotta get into it lad
>>224356960how can you get as far as literally grinding your stiffy against a girls arse and still not shagging
>>224357049cuck
and my wife is asian
mad how I sat at my computer desk at 10am and suddenly it's 10pmwhere has the time gone
heathergod is the puppet master lol
>>224357077if she isn't fit, don't then lad
>>224357087idk happened literally dozens of times especially if we also count like grabbing her arse and kissing etc alongside it>>224357099cannae put the fit ones tho :(
fung fung fung sahur
my posts are shit and nobody replies to me
>>224357116
>>224357049>>224356961usually you have this if you think your willy is not big enough
>>224357116only half true
>>224357072na>>224357080think im too freakish or need an emotional connection or something
>>224357087nta but because he has autism
>>224357110but like after you're done with this steamy groping session do you just go "right well I'm off then cheers" and walk off or what
what if adolf hitler was called gaydolf shitler, do you think he'd've been as successful?
>>224357148>need an emotional connectionyou might just be gay
>>224357127your willy is rubbish mate
>>224357148wasnt the sex at least a little bit emotional/sensual?
9:10am poo in the books
>>224357179you're not funny in the slightest mate
How can you tell who the brit personalities are when they have no trips?
>>224357160i dont think either of us are sober but yes basically she's either like oh going toilet/smoke/find friends
>>224357148was it a prossie or real
>>224357187thankfully this didnt happen right
>>224357187you in the museum of "things rorke thought would result in him winning but actually did nothing" then?
>>224357205behaviourheatherfungus is especially easy to tell, he just can't help himself
>>224357205there are no anon personalities
>>224357205They can't. Everyone just accuses everyone else of being heathermong and having a "melty".
>>224357205just invent a name for a post you don't likeit's easy
(4.3 inch penis voice)>>224357198
>>224357116*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
YOUAREGAY
>>224357205easy, when he says "heatherchad" or "heathermong"
feeling anxious
this is unironically heathermong btw: >>224357238
>>224357245they call me 6.5 incher lad
>>224357211sounds like you failed to move it to the next step and they got bored
>>224357176chill brother>>224357183not particularly, kind of wanted to stop shagging half way through haha. also just left straight away every time
>I’ll sniff her ass.
rorke giving his potential hinge date the ick by using a semicolon in one of his messages
>>224357271>also just left straight away every timebased lad
>>224357267ok what's the next stepi should just be like oh let's stop grinding/kissing/me sucking your tit/w.e. and leave? bc i keep doing "foreplay" they get bored?
>>224357187>lead to """"claims"""" of a refugee crisis
>>224357275how ashamed should i be if i recognize that OF image and know who it is
why did God put the poo hole right next to the sex parts?
shaved, skin routine done, clue gained. Off to bed, night lads
>>224357283I'll put my semi in your colon
>>224357045Asked her out on a date, shagged on 3rd date at my house, gf complete. Spaffed in her a few times just this weekend. MENTAL
>>224357287yesmake it clear you want to shag
>>2243572181st sex was a prossie and I couldnt cum rest were normal women
>>224357036supplement the vitamin d and quit your whining
>>224357304
>>224357313crikey what was it like losing your v card to a whore
foreplay is simply a means to shagthat is it
watching Judge Dredd (1995)
>>224357287if she's letting you grind your dick against her arse that's a pretty clear green light, the next step would be getting her into the nearest taxi, not "so do you come here often?"
>>224357306lol x
>>224357344I AM THE LAW
How do brazilians evangelicals justify this one?
>>224357362
heatherfungus been acting so bratty and needy since ziedbelg dumped him
>>224357330must be wild for all the tarqs in their expensive houses watching that shit going on outside
>>224357328it is what it is felt a bit grim immediately after
>>224357307where u find her>>224357309hmm interesting i must admit usually i just think we're still doing foreplay kinda stuff here, or that if she wanted a shag she'd mention it. not that i should be like STOP WAIT A MINUTE WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE AND SHAGG>>224357345i dont really talk to them, usually i find it's good to ask what their name is after some grinding etc cos it's a bit weird to have like almost no verbal contact when we up to all this
quick shower, then a wank over a nickey huntsman scene and a quadruple whisky
World War WOKE
AI image poster by an official Restore Britain account How are these niggas getting 10% in the polls?
>>224356014the 'eldart
