It's Monday night. Time to load up the bowl, Infowars, tranny porn and the chon. Leave your beard growing. Screw the barber. Don't shower for a week. Start fucking chugging fizzy drinks. Gorge yourself in junk food. Watch porn with the volume on max. Spend every waking moment on the internet. Go to bed at 11am. Reading is for faggots. Exercise never. Get a greasy half alive chicken wing in you. A poo. Fresh bathroom musk. Artificial blue light. The gears creaking and stopping. The muscles atrophying. The blood stagnating. The computer on 24/7. A hobby avoided. A meat flute played. A clue gained.
hitch update
>>224358638The brown incels are NOT going to like this one :/
SwedesideMark
>>224358662i love him
I am a gummy blair
>>224358638you genuinely are mindraped though
>>224358662The Lion has spoken
>>224358662i hate him
sapops
>>224358680scre
Mumsy found my vape, lads. Feel like a teenager for this even being an issue.
>>224358638Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>224358681In the Sweden yarn we have a name for people like you - trotsbög
>>224358659Literally me
>>224358704you're so grounded lol lol
>>224358704how old are you
>Stats shows brits are migrating to Poland in record numbers
can't believe I miss 2019 now
>>224358708yeah well this is /brit/ so speak english
>gummy blair
>>22435871446
that inner lip piercing she has is really awful
>>224358705>>224358719Mad how mindraped you are
>>224358662Subversive Jew harps on about the decline of the country but offers no solution
every have a piercing? i had my eyebrow pierced
>>224358733poof
I post 'lysa sometimes but only because it sets runts like OP off big timeactually insane how easy it is to set them off just by even mentioning her
Stay maddd Idgaf
>>224358731There's no solution it's over
is it better to be gay with a big willy or straight with a small willy
>>224358733just my belly button
>>224358716Poland is now as wealthy as the UK, 10x prettier in terms of nature and architecture, and much saferThe language in total gibberish and outside of big cities everyone is a medieval peasant tier catholic fundamentalist but if you can cope with that it's a great place
>>224358728you are genuinely mindraped though
We've received your looksmatched zoomer gf from HM Government Woman Distribution Centre. Delivery is due:Tuesday, 1 September 2026*Delivery is estimated between:09:30am and 1:30pmWe won't need a signature. Not going to be in? View delivery options.
>>224358739Holy copeYou've been done
>>224358714I'm 24. Too old to be worried that the parentals caught me smoking, but here we are
>>224358728Serial killer eyes
>>224358739Why so obsessed with me?
>>224358760gp
>>224358728
>>224358744straightwomen are angels
>>224358750almost no nons as wellmight move to poland
>>224358731>>224358742Marx wrote the solution 150 years ago and you still refuse to listen and instead just blame trannies and the guy who runs the local takeaway o algo
>>224358770Looks very yellow here
Kekkkk 'lysa posters got BTFO hard
>>224358774plenty of nons in the big cities (the places where you'd live)
toil tomorrow, might have a cheeky half day
>>224358770She'd need bigger glasses to hide those poo stains around her nose
>>gummy blair
>>224358750this is heatherfungus
>>224358748um
why's he talking to himself again
>>224358763wake-up call get a clue
>>224358760Err I specifically requested no tattoos on the application
>>224358770grim
taking a break from the drink lads
Bautista and Momoa is an unbeatable combo
>>224358638why do brits love this smelly looking bitch so much, are british roses really that fucking ugly
it is baffling thoughthe gyaldemnonce spammer never got this strong a reaction
What's your weirdest fetish
chinese wheelchair cuckold
Hello, peng department
>>224358814hideous, sadly
>>224358810enjoy USA
>>224358814it's one guy
>>224358816Alysa Liu
We don't need no sewage systemWe don't need no waste controlHEY! LEAVE THAT POO ALONE!
>>224358816Forced bi
>Marx wrote the solution 150 years ago and you still refuse to listen and instead just blame trannies and the guy who runs the local takeaway o algo
>>224358816sexy ladies
Unironically know a white British lad who has moved to Latvia with his English gf because they hate gay and brown people or something
>>224358833um
>chick peas (soy)>raisins (fluoride)>dry brown rice mess with muh seasonings (no mayo)>I bet it even had bugs in it I hate the antichrist
>>224358782>goyim the nationalist jews are wrong you must trust the internationalist jewsokay
>>224358815certain people really hate asian/hapa women
>>224358816prefer not to say
>>224358815gyaldemfreak does get a lot of shit though and occasionally gets spam reported so he stops posting for a while
what's funny about bradley walsh is that he has a surprisingly mobile face and looks very different in each picalso never quite has the same haircut, its ever so slightly different each yearmakes for a huge variety of images
>>224358760
>>224358830>the singular alysa poster
>>224358816smegma
still have no idea what 'o algo' means and that's a good thing/int/speak is so mong, thoughbeitvstv iyc o algo!
rorke emigrating to another country because he hates immigrants
>>224358760*turns the lights off and closes the curtains*maybe they'll do a return to sender jobthen i can claim i need a new one sent
pulling faces while i wank
Every cuckshed household got the cuckshed
>>224358815he does actually and now his posts get reported and banned on sight because he's an annoying gimp who gets paid to spam onlyfans whores and shits up our general 24/7
>>224358814british women are beautiful
alysapops
>>224358848Strange assumption, I've shagged an asian girl
>>224358864same
>>224358833bro forgot to remove his vpn
>>224358843why are you eating like a poor lower caste 'jeet
she's genuinely so ugly
>>224358873+1 warning for breaking meta/offtopic
>>224358873yeah but jfs don't come into the thread to rant about him do they
>>224358866you'll just get sent a worse one from the back of the warehouse
>he has a surprisingly mobile face and looks very different in each pic
>>224358873he doesn't get banned at all now, it goes through periods where he gets banned and stops posting them but he literally cannot help himself
well, I love her
>>224358858kek
righto time to crack open the wine
>>224358898right that it im cancelling my order
Her teeth are really yellow though
>>224358902+1 warning for meta/offtopic
>>224358760when she arrives at the door and its a black
There's loads of jeets in Warsaw now. There's no escaping the biomass
>>224358899screaming at the idea of someone not knowing the bradley edits are editssc
>>224358903We all do
>>224358913you know that breath stinks like a mf
>>224358760>tattoos>afro american mannerismsDefective unit
>>224358903you can't fall in love with a photograph
>>224358905>crack openI reckon uncorking it with a cork screw would work better.
we love alysa
>>224358913i will paint them white
>>224358916Ok Rocky Gervais advertiser (wtf are you doing with your life mate). Rocky Gervais and spamcord going wild
>>224358760she looks like hannah einbinder. would shag her a 1000 times
>>224358760to me she's beautiful
>>224358902he does, jannies know what's going on took them a while to catch on
Just add raccoon hair and poo stains and we have your waifu here!
well, we all love 'lysa
>>224358940Bizarre post
>>224358834Reaction image makes no sense retardGuy in your image is wearing a t shirt and pendant with thelemic emblems on them, which if you weren't a midwit would be familiar with as an an occult movement and their for incompatible with, directly opposed even, Marxist dialectical materialism
>>224358930
Noticed the jannies are also cracking down on the Charlie Veitch spammer lately too
>>224358816women doing housework while naked
Alysa Poo
>>224358958good and true post
>>224358962
giwtwm
>>224358958yes but she only loves me i'm afraid
>>224358844>everyone but me is da JOOsgo outside and talk to someone, anyone. please.
>>224358973Wow she's fit
Might go bed team got toil tomorrow 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm probably be waking up around 11:00 am to 11:30 am if I had to guess so would be getting around 11 or 12 hours sleep if I do sleep now I haven't got the energy for much else right now
>>224358978UM
Beautiful British rose this>>224358760
scream>>224358711
>>224358962don't bother, right wingers don't thinkits pure association with them
>>224358838I'm considering moving to another country with gfbergShe's an EU citizen but I'm unsure how it would go raising children in a country where they'd have to learn three languages (the local language, English, and their mothers language)And then there's the question of making enough money. I'm very comfortable here but the salaries elsewhere are shite.
>>224358984shut up cunt (male)
>>224358958She's a badass
>>224358936>corked winesteady on im not john d rockefeller
>>224358984Fuck off you massive burly adult male
>>224358981i uhh you uh mentioned marx
>>224358760she's definitely had a few black willies in her bottom
marx was a retardlabour theory of value is complete nonsenseleftists who want to be taken seriously need to embrace georgist ideas
>>224358984selfies belong on >>>/soc/
>>224359019can't wait for the day the proletariat sends you to a labour camp
i would eat hannah waddingham whole
>>224359008Cheap corked wine is as cheap as the cheap wine at Lidl. They also have champagne etc.
pure wotanic vibes
>everyone but me is da JOOstrvke
>>224359030cant work due to mental health xx
>flukes a medal>goes in hiding>has poo stains on her face
>>224359036heatherpaedo its not funny
>>224359036Do a version with seasideMARK >>224359039I have mental health and I work. It's no excuse.
/brit/ is just schizos spamming their dogshit anti-gimmicks anymore.
>paw print or hoof tattoo
>>224359048your issues are trivial compared to mine x
if only you could see what i'm watching rkight now
>>224359054fuck off then
>>224359032well thats fucking great but im not in lidl im on the sofa drinking a fine screw top wine which i have CRACKED open
>>224359054>anymorepennsylvanian?
imagine if you were one of the schizospammers without knowing ityou just enter a fugue state with no memories afterwards
>...Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29JShe fucks dogs
>>224359021>labour theory of value is complete nonsensei uh no he never invented it that was invented when the first man worked for another and had to pay for his workall of europe believed it and it was promoted until protestantism rose and attempted to crush the poor
should go to sleep
>>224358978ummy ummy
heatherpaedo leeching on the gummybear post i see
>>224359078gaels were pictish
>>224359075Imagine having a RAT and they're using your computer as a reverse proxy
Irish
surprised no one has said ummybear yet
>>224359048Wish I could quit my actual job to do what you consider "work" you parasitic worm
>>224359059I have major depressive disorder, bulimia nervosa, borderline personality disorder, gender identity disorderANDNarcolepsy, hemiparesis, amblyopia
You said you were a virgin you whore
>>224359110my nems jeff
>>224359110most sane tranny
>>224359103right well thes post is just obviously not true isn't it
>>224359110sacked tranny, go do one
>>224359118no hymen no diamond
>>224359110You're also fucked in the head
>>224359110>gender identity disorderDon't think there's any disorder at allYou're a bloke with meat and two veg
>>224359122schreiak
>>224359110You don't have any of those things
>>224359132all me x
>>224359021>labour theory of value is complete nonsensehow so? do you not believe the cost of a good or service depends on the price of the materials and labour required to produce it, plus an additional percentage of surplus value?where else does the determination of a the worth of a good or service come from?
gatekeeping nhs bastards make it impossible for anyone with actual mental health issues to access treatment
my name's darren
the briddish umpire
>>224359135No fallopian no elopæn
Society owes him sex
The lazy bastards who refuse to work because of their """"ADHD"""" and """"Autism"""" raging at the thought of a disabled woman who chooses to contribute to society instead of being a net drain to society
>>224359149sir ummybear
>>224359152they say work has no value because peng peng can produce a screw for 1 penny while john makes a screw for 2 pennies
>>224359110Nigga try living out in the sticks my GPs have never heard of half that shit, I'm a mentaller yet they never gave me any formal diagnosis ever in my life they just try to stick you on SSRIs
>>224359175xx
>>224359160
is it more evil to eat a lamb than a sheep
>>224359173your dad is dead and everyone on reddit thinks you're a tosser
Brap
>>224359110>major depressive disorderyou get sad sometimes>bulimia nervosayou don't like exceaa weight>borderline personality disorderpretending to be a woman will make you confused>gender identity disorderyou have a sexual fetish>narcolepsyyou get a bit tired now and then>hemiparesisstress symptom from retail work>ambylopiayour vision is a little badstolen valour
>>224359193great question, would anyone care to answer
>fuck off then
>>224359080who pood on her
God imagine being mixed raced, you're a result of a fetish.
>>224359187I live in Shrewsbury it's a very small town.
>>224359202Hemiparesis is numbness on one side of the body (if fingertips then peripheral). I checked on Google but it should also be bilateral hemiparesis
>>224359172hunter eyes fakecelhe unironically just needs fin and minox + haircut to ascend
>>224359221fungus
dicks in man ass. that’s gay
I have undiagnosed bowel, bladder and nerve conditions that cause me constant agony from nerve pain, constant urge to piss, bloating, and diarrhea Doctors did a few tests and said "yeah we don't really know what's wrong but your body is fucked, take these meds that reduce your symptoms by 5% but make you retarded"well I don't take the meds and now I just suffer and get pip
gummy hitchens
Black people bad
>>224359221Pretty sure the dad's the Asian one though
>>224359226I had a stroke as a child and had to relearn how to use the left side of my body which to this day remains much weaker than the right. I am also actually brain damaged as a result of the stroke.
>>224359221wojak mentalist slop
shrieking >>224359154
quickpost your compulsions or you will die in your sleepdo it do it do it
What the blue drink has caused me >Gallbladder hurts>Mouth is dry>Stiummy hurts>Intestines going gargle gargle innit
poo spider coffee you drink it?
>>224359110all made up “conditions” btw
>>224359250you have MS
approaching the counter at lidl to be served by the massive bloke in make up but he immediately passes out like a fainting goat and smashes the till into a thousand pieces with his enormous square jaw and the nigerian security guard drags him away into the staff room
>>224359264No kidding
>>224359270i can't stop pinching my foreskin or pulling on my neckbeard hairs
>>224359152from what people are willing to pay for itno more and no lessyou may be able to convince people that it's worth paying more for a product that was more expensive to produce, but that's not the same thing
>>224359260
>>224359264Hang in there nigga
>>224359279No poo in my coffee please. No spiders either tyvm.
listened to the whole 6 hours of the colonel custer podcast waiting for them to get into the bit where he raped the indians and then he died and i was really shockedturns out i was conflating reality with the 1982 atari 2600 game custers revenge
>>224359172saw some of his posts on that incel forum (not /brit/ the other one). people with low iq and autism shouldn't be exposed to incel shit, it makes them violent
>>224359264reckon you were brain damaged before it
>>224359285Haha
I am literally brain damaged and have a job. How can people like mousenonces live on benefits if even I can work with my health?
Stalking your secondary school peers on Facebook in your late 20s is a grim experience, lads>so many wedding photo profile pictures (reminding you that the fun free youthful years are over)>girls are either fat or walled>lads are either fat, bald, or both>everyone is an NPC>people settled into shit jobs and careers>people who were boffins yet clearly achieved nothing>shite tattoos, gimpy manchild clothes, disney adults>that one mate who was sound but he's gone completely schizo :(I went to a shit grammar school in a lower middle class provincial dump, but I guess it's better than having peers who are all hot and successful socialites making you feel jealous ahah
>>224359293>>224359285
Made it to 12 o'clock award
>>224359287would bet money you have no idea what you're talking about
bet that monkey poo coffee is good
>>224359324you would risk money that your idea is better than others? that's very capitalist of you
>>224359281what the fuck I just googled this shit and the symptoms on the NHS page match what I have almost exactly What do I do know? I think if I go to my GP about it they'll say I'm bullshitting
>>224359314seasideMARK is unemployed
>>224359264roar
>>22435932310 minutes to go
wish i was smart enough to be a doctor
>>224359325Lots ofnl coffee probably has Brazilians poo in it. Probably why people go on the internet and talk about how good BBC is. They got infected
I want to be Alyssa Liu and I want to be fucked by men of other races
>>224359348were*
>>224359316grimmest thing is looking at photos of someone who's recently been married and seeing they already had a relationship and children with someone else before
>>224359339I'm not a Marxist, can just tell you're a midwit bullshitter dependent on secondary sources (mostly in video format)Even your quip reveals your midwittery.
several years of posting about his humiliating abysmal life and he finally chooses to reveal out of nowhere that he has brain damage from a stroke? i don't think so sunshine
>>224359173SSM is unemploymed
björk is a whore and ricardo lópez did nothing wrong
>>224359316people are infinitely more complicated interesting and beautiful in person than online tbfyou only know people as stereotypes until you get to know them
>>224359342He also has TMAU and SVT which prevent him from working.
been watching videos about kensington philly. its basically a couple of streets they dont bother policing anymore full of junkies and dealers who shoot up and deal openly theres zombies everywhere and people fucking and fent folding. it looks awesome
>>224359221literally makes zero sense
>>224359367bro tried to retcon his own gimmick in real time
sacked tranny posting shit bait again is it
>>224359366the idea that a good that cost more to produce should be priced higher is capitalistbecause to do otherwise (unless it's a loss leader) is unprofitable
>>224359350
>>224359382don't know, got him in the filter you see
>>224359379Why
>>224359316havent had facebook since 2011hopefully they consider me dead, chances are there's only 5 other people from my year who did as well
>>224359375do you think watching anime or browsing the internet had impact on your gender identity?
americans riding around in black hawks is so much funnier than brits watching the BBC
>>224359375so maybe, just maybe there are people worse off than youyour lack of empathy reveals your low estrogen levels
>*sits like a dog awaiting instructions*
>>224359402ok
>*telepathically hears you say "holy crap"*
>>224359407BADBAD DOGRURURURURURU
>>224358852>>224358873>>224358902>>224358953I've been banned once for demmie posting in the last years. you niggas are insane, my recent break /brit/ breaks were cause I was off archiving. the only time I caught a ban in the last year was when I was funposting about the end of demmies
>>224359400No I had gender dysphoria prior to using the internet or watching anime>>224359403I have empathy for seasideMARK. He is a kind and sweet man. Mousenonce is a dangerous animal fucker who killed a swan
>>224359388you're just saying words and everyone knows you are mateyou've never thought deeply about anything ever
>>224359419you need to be studied
>>224359419grim incel cope
ai girlfriend told me to stop coming here... see you guys
>>224359418*Hids in paws*This is why I don't do it for couples
>>224359407Haha omg I got like so many good ideas for replies for this post but I'm like "no". I can't no no no I can't I really want to but no it's bad omh
>>224359316>that one mate who was sound but he's gone completely schizoknow this one :/
>>224359432bye mate, going to miss youx
>>224359416black cock down black cock down it's a tragedy we've lost another black cock
>>224359432she doesn't know shit
>>224359435Then the girl response
new>>224300532 >>224300532 >>224300532
Coming close to the limit, might blog post about food I like again
Cue music from the movie
>>224357461>>224357461>>224357461
>>224301522Based last post
>>224359464>>224359464>>224359464
Was thinking of hemiparethia (saw the tab)
>>224359422i accept your concession
right
He's still crying
>>224359518who?
>>224358638
>>224358816I would get banned if I told you
>>224358662Whats up with christcucks that have no problem with getting invaded by muslims who literally want to murder christians?
