Canadian bros, can you guys give me one good reason why this shouldn’t happen?
Cultures are too different and we wouldn't really see much benefit other than a bit higher wages but a lot of downsides like more gun violence and paid healthcare.
>>224360481Ah, yes. This is the perfect time to merge. USA and Canada haven't been this close before
>>224360571You've made four points, of which three are factually incorrect (the only point that stands scrutiny as a valid topic of concern is greater gun violence). And 3 > 1, so GET IN MY BELLY.
>>224360845indian culture is vastly different to american culture
>>224360481Don’t pollute Canada with your mutt wirus, you mutt zombie
>>224360894You do realize that Canada is barely whiter than the US right?
>>224360874You of all people should prefer our Arctic hegemony to Russia's Arctic hegemony. After all, we are in an elite club together: NATO members that are not EU Members, that also have clay north of the Arctic Circle. That is what this has really all been about, whence that one guy's silliness aobut Greenland, etc (which should also GET IN MY BELLY).
>>224360481We'd would just become the biggest source of Indians into the US
>>224361065we wouldn't be in control of our immigration policy as we'd be adopting America's and their government would control immigration.
>>224360481USA is trying to steal our doctors, engineers, and CEOs now? No way, elbows up!
>>224360481Mexico should be included
>>224360481Under Orange "PeDonald" Julius: gives you unimpaired access to a lot of uranium, and better access over the arctic to Western/Inhabited Russia - kind of fucks up everything we've got going on down the Yenisei, and with the way bullshit excuses are flying like drones these days, it's better for probably billions of people that remain the buffer state England wanted us to be.
>>224361115Wait... wait wait wait...Did you intentionally pick the three occupations that HAVE to hop the border to be worth the effort?
>>224360481Don't worry, phase 1 will begin shortly.
>>224361210Greenland doesn't want us fucking them up any more than they want the States doing it.
>>224360481We have fundamental differences politically and culturally.For example, most of our conservatives believe in the right to abortion. And socialized Healthcare.The standard of living is just barely a touch higher in the US. Sure you'd make 10-20% more money, but have to pay 30-50% more for health insurance. So it equals out in the end.Imagine gaining a population of 40 million people who hate you. Is that a good idea? Especially if you give them second amendment rights, which even territories get in the US.
>>224360874You don't sound Norwegian
>>224360571the cultures are hardly different and canada is quite literally a growth of population not unlike a leech on top of america, unlike mexico which has a real independent population
>>224361766would you be ok if the reverse happened and US became Canada? No of course not. That shows that the cultures are different enough to matter.
>>224361822canada is an offshoot of america, not the other way around. its a stupid question from a stupid nation of leeches and ingrates.
>>224360481My country already has too many liberals and indians
>>224361837how? We were both founded by the British. More like brothers, but you can still be different as brothers.
>>224361888because you spent your whole life conjoined to us like our sickly mutated twin.
an eighth of our population moving in is all it would take to make any canadian "identity" completely meaningless
>>224360481Perhaps, they are ok with their QOL, and don't to "enjoy/try" your living standards.
>>224361978*Don't want to
>>224361930Canadian identity is already meaningless LOL!
canadian retards really think they will become part of the eu. eventually everything up to air strip one will be ours.
Canucks love abortions and euthanasia and hate death penalty for criminals. Let them perish and be entirely consumed by jeets, they deserve it.
>>224362104canada getting jeeted makes them easier to conquer as well. all the indians would love to become american and would love to fight evil british colonizers.
>>224360571I wish doctors here just ordered poor people to kill themselves like they do in Canada
>>224362118>canada getting jeeted makes them easier to conquer as well. all the indians would love to become americanThe retards in charge here and all their boomer minions haven't figured this out. Literally every single jeet here would trade his Canadian papers for American ones tomorrow and we're supposed to pretend like these people are true Canadians? lol fundamentally unserious country
>>224360481So do you really want all of Canada's poopkistanis and shitdians being able to cross your borders?
>>224362188for canadians im sure it seems like they have alot, but for us to absorb all of them and all of white canada would be trivial
>>224361661>Imagine gaining a population of 40 million people who hate you. Is that a good idea? Sounds like your a closeminded bigot afraid of cultural enrichment
>>224362233Maybe you could round them up and send them to alcatraz.Be careful not to poison the alligators with thier flesh tho
>>224362127They do, it's called an opioid prescription
>>224362269did I hear someone say "canadian peoples reservation at thule base, greenland, USA"
