*zoltraak music plays*
They love me like I was a brotherThey protect me, listen to meThey dug me my very own gardenGave me sunshine, made me happyNice dreamNice dreamNice dream
was talking to this girl and i could tell she was into me but she lives in another state and yeah i'm not doing allat lmao
this shit happened to me today
Cock is a penis
When is America going to break up with Israel and come back to Canada?
>>224361794low, low morals
>>224361800When we finally elect a brown person as president
What will be your job in the coming nuclear fallout?
I saw senpai today and she didn't notice me. Many such cases. Sad!
>>224361800we're in a relationship with venezuela now we dont need canada for anything
>>224361808You already elected a half black
>>224361789<3
>>224361811I'm sure my decomposing body will do a lot work putting nutrients back into the environment
>>224361816>>224361808OK but we're kinda getting into a situationship with China and I don't want you to get jealous. The dick is no good but he's super rich.
>>224361811constable with a rag draped over is face!
really want to watch aot's final season but folks told me the finale is not the best
If you live your life as if you were a long life race, you effectively live a shorter life. Basically you live like a bum like frieren but only live 60 to 90 years. It's the only way to get off this gay earth faster.
>>224361827you're the one who called us trying to get back into a relationshipso whats really going on here? the dick isn't good and you're crawling back on your hands and knees covered in shit begging for a single cup of big fat american cock?
>>224361811Anime appraiser
Imagine if you could smoke weed out of big titties
>>224361842lay off the drugs retard
>>224361842personally i wish i didn't have to sleep, you lose so much time of your life doing that shit
Me on the left
you know, as for Disco Elysium, I've always thought they should've leaned heavier into the 'superstar' angle, but they were Estonian communists, after all...whatever happened there?
>>224361843You're the one who called us begging for attention and we walked out the door leaving you hanging. When you get tired of that smelly jew dick being shoved up your ass you know where to find us.
Guys it’s Tuesday. Which means KFC Tuesday buckets. Get hype. Haven’t had fried chicken at all in August
>>224361863???>>224361800weird how the phone says call receivedanyway we have to go build some infrastructure with venezuela, have fun with mongolia or whatever
Cocks
>>224361879It's cool, I'm sure this time it'll work out just like it did every other time with your south american trists in Nicaragua, Colombia, Cuba, etc.
Spent $55 (Canadian) on some made to order limited run dwarf commanders and a Galadriel alternative sculpt for LOTR
officer is it a crime to be this sexy? am i being detained?
>>224361902The dwarves.
holy fuck I hope I die before 50
let me goon in peace for petes sake
Here's the turkey eyes, there's the turkey tail. That's called how you do it "the cranky danky." Watches me do it.
As the Talmud says
found someone who understood me and was crazy about me and then accidentally broke her heart and then she broke my heart and now i want to die
Thirdies get out of /cum/ NOW
i hope i live forever as a talmudic vampire
>>224361908well in contrast to that some claim that HASHUT ZARAZ GORM
>>224361919Good video
>>224361925Hashut is a false god return to Valaya and Grimnir
Nigga can you fuck the fuck off
>Get kitten (5 months) 3 days ago>Old cat has stopped eating without even seeing him and generally looks sad around me>Kitten is the craziest I've ever ownedI'm regretting this but I would feel horrible for returning the little guy because he's already started to bond with me
>>224361763Is that bam margera?
>>224361919So why is it called “cum” and not “cu”?
>>224361947Cats don’t feel love like dogs or people
How's Baltimore?
>>224361947you basically cheated on your old cat, probably hates you both now
burgers talking about venezuela like they're doing them a favor
>>224361954Because Montenegro is the rightful heir to the /cum/throne. You have done nothing to earn a place.
I already said it: if you don't want us here, change the name, I don't know, “Anglo Friends,” and it'll be Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
>>224361964SIR LORD BALTIMORE COMIN' Y'ALL
>>224361969They are
>>224361947Older cats do NOT usually care for kittens unless its a female.>.t volunteer caring for cats awaiting adoption
>>224361958Poles don't feel love like dogs or people
https://youtu.be/EbGJtDe98Pkhttps://youtu.be/EbGJtDe98Pkhttps://youtu.be/EbGJtDe98Pkhttps://youtu.be/EbGJtDe98Pk
>>224361972Oh yeah, how could I forget the American country of Montenegro?
>>224361964Underrated Food is greatMurder rate is way downFun nightlifePretty harborCool history
>>224361979Did I make a mistake? The older cat is a 5 year old female, the kitten is a male.My worry is if she's reacting this strongly without even seeing the kitten, it's not gonna work.
>>224361982Not going to watch this, but I assume the women that do this had a miscarriage or a child die young and are mentally broken because of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDviY4dwfqQ
smoking shit that made the wall of china great
>>224361990Don't be jealous. Show us your worth. Make an exceptionally good post if you care about staying.
>>224362009Nah, if you don't want me here, I'll stop posting. Bye-bye.
>>224362004that whole album is just one big jam until they get to Mercy, Mercy, which is the jam of a lifetime
>>224362016>hardest working mexican.
I ain't jest whistlin' Dixie.
>>224362016>actually taking him seriously
She don't lahk 'er aigs all runnyShe thanks crossin' 'er laigs is funny
I look like this
>>224361974noo please stay youre so sexy
>>224361975great album
why does RDJ's dr doom talk with an afrikaaner accent if dr doom is from a fictional eastern european country?
Les zionnistes devraient ils être déporté vers les états-unis?
>>224362085Oh God, he has a foreign accent? I haven't see the trailers. I can not fucking stand when actors fake accents that aren't just English or American, it never sounds good
If Jews are so smart then why isn't Israel a paradise?
Don't tell me this Mexican actually left
>>224361951Devon Larratt
dough is in the oven. we'll see how it turns out.
>>224361974We don't want those retarded cunts they're awful. But Mexico has become increasingly lazy and you need to start pulling your weight. This general can't be a microcosm if real life where the white man just carries you as an eternal burden.
my favorite pizza restaurant is under renovation and its 80 years old
Dropped the soap twice in the shower
>>224362114I just entered the thread but is he that mexican who's always crying about how mexicans don't belong here? Seems like he has some personal issues
>>224362141
>>224362140what the fuck, it opened one year later after Hitler died.
just got diagnosed as a real ass nigga
I am uncomfortable with death
Do we have to go back to hilo mexicano and apologize? I feel bad
The video of the Mexican twink dancing just drives me feral
Doctor says I'm morbidly a beast
whats stopping your chud ass from marrying a woman?
I disrespect the antichrist
>>224362196Offputting thumbnail
>>224362186Lol faggot
just give me something to break
I just got the cloudbusting certificate for cloudbusting...with sweet daddy! the feds will never cotton on!
my kid is only allowed to watch baby mozart until it's 14 and then everything is fair game
I have a McCrush again
>>224362196that guy is 110% a closeted gay
>>224362094Hollywood tend to make up accents. French people never sound like honhon IRL Russian never sound like that IRL.
we dont do that in tribeca
>>224362205If you saw the video you'd know
american women are very thoughtful
>>224362236>French people never sound like honhon IRLAbsolute poppycock. It depends on their age, older people tend to have more cliche accents because they learned english later and had less exposure to it.
>>224362242I already know you're a faggot
>>224362126it's hard as a fuckin rock. the recipe said to bake for almost an hour, but i only went for about 30 minutes and i think it's already overdone.
some fat little woman with knives got shot in times square, they couldnt taze the beast down
Say his name
>>224362296Bizarre image, if you didn't tell me it was bread I would have no idea
>>224362305PANOS FUCKING COSMATOS! WHERE'RE THOSE MOVIES, HOMESLICE?
>>224362300Latinx goblina actually killed someone too, reminds me of that one J Edgar Hoover quote:>"You never have to worry about a president being shot by Puerto Ricans or Mexicans. They don't shoot very straight. But if they come at you with a knife, beware."
can someone my feet for me
>>224362305Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Hello frens
Kofi Annan
That mouse fag or whatever his name is has the most disturbing face ive ever seen
hello creampies
>See some very old historical depiction of Christ>*looks brown to me*>comments are just pure seething asking why he's WhiteThe minoritization of White people has really lowered the threshold of what's White.
>>224362379Got the look of the type of person who should not be allowed on the internet
Jesus was a jew which means he was some kind of swarthy glipglop brownoid, this is just an inevitable truth.
Have a cold :(