Daria edition
>tfw no Daria (non frog) gf
>>224361778Never liked this bitch
>>224361778You're standing on my neck
Thoughts on my meme
I feel like a hug from the supreme leader would fix me
this /cum/ could be your last
>>224363301never!
business idea: leper colony but for incels
Buonanotte, Umaru.
>>224363348I had to take an uber on saturday and the driver was a zoomer who was just watching alpha male influencer shorts compilations on how to get women, was truly sad
>>224363356*incendia il letto*si si, buonanotte. per sempre...
>out doing food deliveries>slow night>sitting in a parking lot texting with my gf>send her a pic of me>responds: "ghost?">look at the picture>very clearly ghostly face in my rear window looking in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbZddJt_V0
>>224363361while driving?
>>224363233My thoughts are that your aren't old enough to be posting here.>>>/bant/
>nuzzles u:3
>>224362676>George Foid
>>224363378>doesnt post the pic>posts some old gifGo be a faggot somewhere else.
I demand a quirky chungus gf (female)
>>224363384yeah he had his phone mounted to his dashboard blasting his shorts and was using the massive ipad thing that all those new cars have for gps, I didn't say anything because it was a short trip but I gave him a bad rating because he's probably going to kill someone one of these days with that shit
tonights spin
Gonna buy this today for 10 bucks, man I love a hole in the wall record store.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0sxgYAmLM
Did I mention I have gf?
>>224363437https://youtu.be/b41NFk3kBsAI'm just watching concerts on youtube
>>224363453No, tell us about her
Should I make a pizza at 1 30 in the morning
>>224363469why make it in 3 hours when you could bake one now?
>>224363369Hey bf you’re up late
>>224363469Sure
>>224363479what
Having a very interesting day and conversation
Born Under Punchesbest Talking Heads song
>>224363399i would never post a picture of myself on 4channel.org
>>224363508road to nowhere*
every single fucking golem deserves extermination
>>224363534Who shit in YOUR cornflakes?!
Stray pube hair sent my piss stream in wild directions
I should never have tried dating
>>224363557why
>>224363553
>>224363563It's stressful and embarrassing and humiliating and then when I finally found someone I thought I connected with they didn't feel the same and now I feel a kind of pain I haven't felt in years.
>>224361904I didn't understand the appeal of the show at the time and still don't
>>224363606She definitely had some sort of personality disorder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8UY4sqDXgI love this 1943 stop-motion propaganda film where they give Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito little villain songs
I don't believe in love
>>224363585Sorry that happened bro, but you can't give up, sometimes things like that happen and you gotta move on, hope you find someone next time that shares the feeling.
>>224363648I think I'm in love with you
Also found this gem for $7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUvdaXdfcz0&t=95sgood old American music
>>224363654I think you're a poop eating faggot
Persian milf impregnation
>>224363695PMI
>>224363650>you can't give upi can and i will
My dad is Persian
>>224363728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGY0_pgkv8show him this
I'm tired of this low IQ environment, time to become high iq
>>224363728I read this to the tune of my name is Jonas
>>224363715:(
There is an actual cis f real actual non troon female I follow on twitter who draws some of the most misogynistic porn I have ever seen to the point where I can't even get hard to it, half her drawings are just women with those nose hook things getting fucked in the ass with their face in a toilet being called a whore, she always has to include way too much dialogue as well, women are sick!
>>224363650I won't. I think that's part of why it hurts though, I hate the thought of starting all over, especially when I'm still not over the last girl. I'll see how I'm feeling in a month or so.
>>224363745MY NAME IS WEPEEL
i never had a chance, so i don't really feel bad about anything, it just is what it is
>>224363733He is a libtard and would tell you that is very anti-semitic
>>224363772>. I'll see how I'm feeling in a month or so.yeah take some time :)
I'd like crop tops to come into fashion for men. I'm not fat so it would work for me but I'm not gonna do it if no one else is.
>>224363828They already have. Look at sombr
>>224363788Chance at what
>>224363771what's her name
>>224363842I'm not supporting that level of mental illness and giving her a bigger audience I will continue to watch her from afar though
>>224363835having a life that doesn't consist mostly of suffering
thread died when the /cum/ discord goon session began
>>224363928LOL
>>224363728Can he translate the video of that turtle speaking farsi
>>224363771I almost had a thing with a girl from Xitter who drew SFW Hitler Youth shota art and initally started talking to her because I thought she was a guy and I wanted to get info on her to dox her. Turned out she's just a bit autistic and was actually really sweet and nice, also quite attractive despite having a boyish look and flat chest. Her Grandpa was a Paperclip scientist and her Dad is an Air Force colonel, and she's in the Navy now. I wanted to meet her in Santa Barbara and spend a weekend with her but the day I popped the question her ex-bf spirited her away on a road trip across the state in a grand romantic gesture and won her back.
Is this true
>>224364021>twitterdidn't read it but no
Gender reveal type cake for black baby showers, but the filling is either red or blue to declare which gang they’ll be in
peanuts > garfield > dilbert > calvin & hobbes
>>224364157calvin and hobbes >>>>>> all that other boomer slop
bill watterson retreated into a life of hermitage because he was so ashamed of the reddit nonsense he made
theyre here in my room talking to me
>>224364289Don't kill your children please
for me, it's dilbert 2
they say the holy war is coming, the battle of gog and magog
>>224364331#teamgog
>>2243640212016 ahh girlboss tweet
2027 is in 4 months2019 was 8 years ago
>>224364441Canadians have discovered timeSuperpower by 2040
by 2040, a canadian team will STILL not have won the stan lee
This summer might be your last.
>stan lee early life
I'd never defect to another country or spy for another one, but I'd probably flee to Belarus if I had a choice
>>224364860The trouble with bugging out over there is that they seem to like to conscript Western immigrants into the military, and immediately cannon-fodder them into the meat grinderIt kind of makes sense, to the extent that a migrant isn’t going to have an extended family in situ to get angry about war deaths (same reason the French Foreign Legion is a good idea; no crying over coffins), but it doesn’t make migration there very appealing
>>224364971>they seem to like to conscript Western immigrants into the militaryThere was a guy that sought asylum there from the U.S to escape January 6th troubles and had no problems. I think they realize how important Western defectors are there in contrast to Jeets, Latinx, or Africans.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Neumann
>>224364996I’ve seen reports of a few specific cases of the scenario I described, including them dying on the front. Given that there can’t be that many Western defectors going there in the first place, it seems like a genuinely pretty high risk of happening. Even if it’s only something like a 5-10% chance, those aren’t fantastic odds for the outcome of death
made a 4am /pol/ thread
>>224365026>I’ve seen reports of a few specific cases of the scenario I describedThat's also because they went to Russia, Belarus in contrast is much more easygoing.I know who you're talking about though, the Texas guy. He did take the risk by getting so involved in the war tbf.
>>224365031Big deal
Playing counter strike source zombie escape
It’s genuinely baffling to me how boomers wax nostalgic about old TV commercials, like they’re nostalgic for fucking ads
>>224365105CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW
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>>224365471So true
Do you cook like this?
Love when you see a recipe and it's like I never thought of doing that there but I already know it's simple for me
2019 was literally 12 years ago wtf
>>224365599what did your boy butt smell like in 2019?
>>224365767Shit
Rate my fit please
>>224365796Idk you look fine, I guess
>>224365782why were you shitting your pants back then?
>>224365796wrinkled but unremarkable/10
>>224365796Zoom zoom is that you
>>224365831have you had chick fil a? that's what zoom zoom said his boy butt smells like through his underwear. food for thought.
Taking a shower in a bit anyone want to join me?
Ordered chips from Walmart and they still haven't delivered in 3 fucking days
I want some hot chips to go with my dr pepper!!!!
>>224361904you're a fag
>>224361778DOLLAR ALERThttps://youtube.com/shorts/FeviorGusKI?is=7ubrKP7ru_5nMsL5$1
Catberg wants out of my room but I don't wanna get up out of bed :V
Humans: nooooo i cant drink fresh un(((filtered))) creek water ill get a tummyache and die :(Literally every other living thing on earth: *drinks* *is totally fine*
>>224366722A lot of that is related to excessive population density, compared to natural conditions. If you live in the middle of nowhere, you’re probably fine to drink from the mountain spring. What you really don’t want to be doing is drinking from the Hudson River, or even worse, something subject to unregulated third world pollution like the Ganges. Everything else is on a gradient between the mountain spring and the urban waterway.You can still get stuff like giardia from animal feces in lakes and streams though, which is also related to animal population density; maybe we shouldn’t have killed all the wolves and bears.
do thirdoids not realize its like 6 in the morning on a tuesday and most muricans are at work/school/still asleep so its not a good time to try and bait us
LOL
What would we look like?
>>224368272For me its the cringelord with the trilby
>>224368272We’ve had photos of Jason, Brian, Butthew, Terry, Urkel, the other black guy, FK, the various /cum/ girls over the years, and so on
Based
>>224369187radical progressive donald trump
>>224368272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY
depicting living creatures is haram
>some nigga finally got convicted of killing TupacI was told Pac was alive in Serbia…
roomberg tried microwaving a burrito with the foil still on it
Hello, my name is trippin
>>224369659If you microwave an empty chip bag, it’ll shrink down really small, but to scale. IIRC it might slightly damage the microwave, so it’s best not to do with your own
>>224369667Ayo this nigga trippin
Americans, pls choose the Lynx XM30 as Bradley successor, tyvmthe first of 8 prototypes was just handed over to the US army for evaluation
it's competing against the Wolf XM30 from GDLS
dead boatd
>>224369852It’s hard to believe that they’d select a foreign option to replace the Bradley. Rather than operational effectiveness, the U.S. military industrial complex’s primary goal is to milk as much money as possible out of the taxpayers by making the systems as expensive as possible, and they’re good at getting legislators onboard by spreading around jobs for these extremely expensive systems in as many congressional districts as possible. The Bradley is quite an exemplary case of this, perhaps only surpassed by the F-35.
>>224368272These photos are always exactly what you'd expect. There's a 300% chance Mr. Fingerless Gloves was working his magic on the redhead all night trying to get his 4 incher wet too.
>>224370144>saaar we are engineers saaar
>>224370144yeah I really doubt they'll choose the Lynx too. Althought it's heavily Americanized and would be built entirely in the US too I still think they'll go with the GDLS offer. They did choose a Korean K9 truck howitzer for their M777 replacement though, although in that case there was no fully American competitor.
threadly reminder it's lake america
>>224370369i hate to burst your bubble but literally no one cares about this
Surprised he didn’t change it to Lake Netanyahu
>>224370427Lake Epstein would be nice too
>>224370295she was hispanx
>>224370436lol
>>224370420Libtards here and elbows up boomers in Canada care a lot
rather scandalous
hello
The Municipal Building.
>>224370555Neither group is long for this world, their opinions are irrelevant. Just trash blowing in the wind.
>>224370592>Halifax: NS Power outage map…>shows picture of an outage map around Kingston, OntarioSloppy….
The day is still young yet my power wanes
It is feeling like a 57 nugget day and I don't know if I have what it takes
None of the advice I tried to follow to stop being gay worked at all. I think it's genetic.
Some old retard told me her family from Illinois was supposed to visit her here in Vermont and they were delaying because they like to go to Montreal and Quebec City and think because of tariffs Canada is too expensive now. Retarded boomers
>>224363606Sigma for girls
>>224370670It looks to be one of those thirdie-run, AI-slop, news IG pages
woke up at 9:45 am award
going to a different alcohol store because I know all the staff at my regular store
>>224370670>>224370833it's fake. can't zoom out anymore than this.
>>224370855One day I drove 15 miles out of my way to buy booze because every store in my neighborhood knows me
>>224370880>thirdie-run, AI-slop, news IG pages don't check their sources and make only veracious postsImagine my shock
Nigga no one cares about lake ontario
I bought a huge sandwich that is 95% bread
>>224370956the fish who live in it do
>>224370956The boomers seething say otherwise
Lake America is known for its high levels of pollution and massive amounts of jeet infestation. The water is so toxic you can use it to develop film. Congrats America, you've picked literally the worst lake to rename.
I wish I was from the US of A
>>224363995>tfw grew up to be bachelor jon arbuckle better than being squidward I suppose
Did you ever start saying something, realize how stupid it's going to be, but you can't stop yourself and finish saying it anyway
I will not be buying GTA 6 because I don't have a console
>>224371043bot post, no one is stupid enough to type this
>>224371030costa rica is an aryan jungle paradise. shartmerica is a brown SHITHOLE
>>224371074Billions of thirdies are like this but they are still hyped about the game
Send him 2-3 years /his/ and forget
Still tired but I have to toil. Time for coffee.
>>224371018Lake Huron is much worse thanks to Dow and we polluted it
>>224371085Its not, this shithole has the same violence rate as Mexico. Complete shithole
>>224370956I do
>stereotype that Mexicans are lazy and sleep all the time>look at /cum/>never any Mexican posts before noonKEK
>>224371110LOL, funny
>>224361778cгь
>>224371185/cum/ loves gays THOUGH
>>224371140
>>224371185That melancholic mexican we have also chases away any other mexicans who come into the thread
>>224371110>comes out more retarded
>>224371213Shut up fag
>>224371213It really doesn't.>>224371231He is genuinely a scourge on this general, worse than the incel brazilian who just spams non-sequiturs and never engages with anyone even when they reply to him.
>>224370633Your alternative to elbows-up, then? Ass-up for daddy drumpf? Why don’t you go back where you came from, retard.
There's gonna come a time in your life when the ink dries and you realize in no uncertain terms that your days are numbered and you're gonna die someday. It's not some vague far off concept but an iron cold reality that you will face every second of every day, and there's nothing you can do about it.
rate my brekky /cum/
>>224370956trump cares about lake ontario more than epstein and iran combined
i call it lake onterrible
>>224371293>just spams non-sequiturs and never engages with anyone even when they reply to him.He's a bot, can't even speak Portuguese
>>224371337pretty goodthat style of cup takes me back
>>224371317Also when you do die, it's not some grand ending like a movie or a world-shattering event, it's just the end of (you) while literally everything else goes on perfectly fine.
>>224371317>days are numbered and you're gonna die someday.cant wait to die
I'm not gonna die
>>224371528Boomers and older Gen X still believe this
>>224371548A cure for cancer is coming soon. Trust the plan
>>224371459Yes this too
>>224371528Ahasuerus the Wandering Jew over here
>>224371314>get mad about this Twitter-esque non-issue!!!!>you must!!!!OK elbozo
>>224371317Yeah anyways what kind of games you got on your phone?
>>224371647>Games>PhoneUh, none
>>224371317You should still try to make the most out of it. What good is the life you have if you aren't spending it happy? I'm certainly not going to be happy brooding about my own mortality all day.
>>224371484That's because it's not real to you yet but when it sets in you'll be terrified
>>224371689
>>224371634Are you actually retarded? US foreign policy is to annex Canada. Wake up.
>>224371792You say this like it would be a bad thing. Stop being such a pozzed boomer retard.
Slavic woman when they just got their first $500 paycheque
>>224371687>You should still try to make the most out of itI never said you shouldn't, but in the end it really doesn't matter if you do or don't. Everybody's story ends exactly the same.
I went to my brother's house this weekend and asked my 14 year old nephew if he wanted my phone so he could play games on it and he was like nah unc I don't have brain rot anymore. These kids grow up so fast
>>224371792>omg it's super serial this time you guyzBoomer tier
>>224371792Kek isn't it a bit early for CBCposting?
>>224371664>doesn't have Doodle Jump on his phoneYeah your days are numbered
>>224371820LMFAO
coffee time!
keeping my balls drained like a good goy
Currently listening to https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0n3pXix5Ok
For me, it's ported games originally launched from Steam on my phone
>>224371792>annex CanadaAnd how does this affect you personally?
>>224371898What games leafbro
There's a Canadian here that I really enjoy, I made a Fan Quayle joke the other day and he got it immediately even though it's an ancient reference
Ordering a pizza today
>>224371967which one?
I read Wikipedia to fall asleep. Currently reading about the domestication of cats
>>224371973Papa Shaqs
Hung out drinking with the homeless under the bridge yesterday, those dudes are hardcore
>>224371991You should read the Discussion page of any Wiki, even the most inane and unassuming article, and try not to lose all faith in humanity.
>>224372000toppings?
>>224371935Recently, it's a Masters of Orion knock-off called Uciana. I bought it for like $0.75 ($0.000001USD)
>>224372027Bacon bits and pepper flakes
Restaurant chains from other states are so weird You ask someone where they went to lunch and they'll say "Glup Shitto's" with no further info like you're supposed to know what that is
>>224371936
>>224372069no 'roni?
>>224372082roni is gross
>>224372105dumbass
i don't get it
Will America riot when they let that lady who killed her 3 kids walk free?
>>224372081Respect, brother
>>224372115Jabroni
>>224371936I unironically only know who Dan Quayle is because of Civ 5
>>224372130her children, her choice
>>224372130No one will care after a week
>>224372142nincompoop
>>224372130moidians will complain for a few days then forget about it completely after that
>takes a shit>looks down>poo disappearedWHERE DID IT GO
>>224372130No one cares
>>224372127Orangeman is "take"ing away the refugees, they are seen following behind him
>>224361778I wanna work for Amtrak or he a train driver I can not be a pilot since my eye sight is terrible >-0.50>-1.00I am also kind of old and just wanna be on a train traveling the country
>>224372174That's called a ghost poop, I learned it on urbandictionary
My mother was an excellent cook, and I remember one time, ONE TIME, when I was a kid she said she had a surprise for dinner and it was rack of lamb and I had never tasted anything so aucculent and savory
>>224372202I want to work on a train or be a flight attendant
>>224372217How bout your gf' pussy
>>224372231That's more of a fruit flavor, like strawberry-pineapple
>>224372222>flight attendant
>>224372217My mom makes a delicious mixed berry cobbler
>>224372258More like picrel
i want a catberg
>>224372267Nice. My mom could cook entrees best but my grandma did deserts and her peach cobbler was mana from heaven. But don't get me wrong she could cook entrees too
was driving down the road to my house todaysee a high school girl I talked to a bit once, so I waveshe smiles, sticks her tongue to the side, and lifts her shirt to show me her bellywhat?perfectly flat and toned belly btw
>>224372264Nothing gay about sucking dick in another city
I think I'll get some Steak & Shake tonight for my day off. Onion rings and a burger sound nice, not sure I want a milkshake tho
>>224372295what's stopping you?
>>224372342
>>224372264/cum/ is gay-codedit’s in the name
made a friend yesterday /cum/
>>224372345im incapable of caring for myself
>>224372371Women taking loads is not gay
>>224372390your mom swallowed my load last night
>>224372376>so thicc that the web sags under her weight
All of my sisters in law hate my mother
>>224372405they're jealous
>>224372295I kind of want a guinea pig, but I’m pretty content with just a fish
>>224372403
>>224372419They aren't, I love my mom but she is the worst around other women
>>224372405This doesn't seem like a huge problem, how often would they even have to see each other.
>>224372376He should meet my lighter
What three things would survive a nuclear holocaust? Let's decide together: 1.) 2.) 3.)
>>224372376Ask her why she challenged Athena
>>2243725841. semen2. cum3. penus milk
>>224372596Kill yourself
>>224372376THICC
>>224372623Based
>>2243725841) a cute woman2) food and water3) a shelter with air filters and sewage
>>224372594See, only classicists will get this joke, that's why I'm too cultured to post here.
Just saw someone get banned for using the term beaner in an offensive context on /int/
>>224372672Was it you?
>>224372669I understood it but I didn't reply because I didn't post the original picture
>>224372623you first :)
>>224372672//int/ is a latino board
>>224372649Cringe
>>224372690No, I usually say funnier terms like latrinos or latinx
>>224372672LOL that was literally meIn the Malcolm thread, right?
>>224372717You're a faggot thoughbeit
>>224372729Lol yeah exactly
I taught science at a private school in Manila for two years and I never felt so alive, I should go back
>>224372821naturally I now assume you are a pedo
Yeah Janny off the chain wit it
Runza for lunch. It was ok.
>>224372835No way jose
NEW>>224372843
>>224372835Foid brain
Weed lmao
