sepultura edition
Great Shitain
Im a girl
>>224362182No you’re notBe quiet
dele alli is 30 years oldthat's mad
>>224362169good edish
>>224362232fat little oaf
>Why are you still awake?Utterly fucked my sleep rhythm I haveWent down to working part-time in June so now I have what feels like endless free timeNaturally I take the piss and push my bed time as late as I want to and now I'm sleeping at 5AM waking up at 1PM and usually I'll also have a two hour nap in the late afternoonHopefully I'll reign it in and go to sleep at a more sensible hour such as 2AM, that would be alright
i look like this
Got a job centre appointment at 9am...Got a job centre appointment at 9am...
>>224362286>>224362195
If you only using toilet paper to wipe your hairy arse you are a lower form of human. Real men use baby wipes and/or soap and water to really freshen up and impress the ladies
>>224362291paper towels and disinfectant
>>224362291real niggas dont wipe
>>224362291this
>>224362302wouldnt do that for any amount of money and i dont care what material comforts were in the room
Brip
>>224362302Take the gun and rob the nearest oaf of their 6 choices, don't need anything else really
>>224362310really? I'd do it for free
Proxy runts
Im a pretty girl
>>224362286JD Vance if he'd been born in 1934
reckon it may be over
>>224362299/brit/ can choose not to believe me but I unironically wanked over eggman once. I was so horny that I imagined meeting him, bulling him and making him suck me off.
>>224362343m8
>>224362324Nah it's me ethiopia
Wiping is a trap designed by the soft. The fat little oaf who sleeps until 1 PM already knows the secret: true hygiene only occurs when the paper remains entirely untouched, left as 6 choices in a silent room. If you count the years backwards from 30, the real girl isn't the one who speaks it's the one who leaves the 9 AM appointment dry.
https://kick.com/2EggWhite
>>224362339Didn't ask don't care
two of the sub-regions particular to Sussex, known as Rapes, the Rape of Bramber and the Rape of Lewes
>>224362358>The fat little oaf who sleeps until 1 PM already knows the secretoi thats proper rude im not fat!!
>>224362302tl;dr
Fuck off Jeff you evil ghoul
>>224362362In Yorkshire we have Ridings. I am from the East Riding. Contrary to popular belief, there is no South Riding.
>>224362376me
King Keir
Anyone remember Sargon of AkkadEmbarrassing time
>>224362362Gavin Barwell born in Cuckfield, Sussextwo of the sub-regions particular to Sussex, known as Rapes, the Rape of Bramber and the Rape of LewesTroon Knob, Mashpee, MassachusettsDesiree Fixler a former World Economic Forum associate.Boxer Eric Crumble holds a record of 0 wins and 31 losses, with every loss via knockout.Surgeon named Dr. Hopper with ‘sexual obsession’ for amputation porn had his own legs cut off for $600k insurance paydayDoug Bowser President & COO at Nintendo of America. The character Bowser, also known as King Koopa, was created by Nintendo and first appeared in the game Super Mario Bros. in 1985, long before Doug Bowser became the president of Nintendo of America.Walter Russel Brain British neurologist, editor of the medical journal titled Brain.
>>224362397how are you supposed to play your consoles with no tele
>Troon Knobscr
>>224362302doctors to do all my trans surgeries which would include hrt and stuff and also treat mental health and isolationgroceries, I assume I can ask for anything and cook all my own meals, make all my own drinks, easy option over the other food deliverymusic and radio seems like a good idea, and should include audiobooks since they are technically audio albumscomputer to journal and to rip albums, lack of internet is a big problem, do I only have the default programs?sports room for me could be a skate park, I'd go with that, and get gudwindows, I can live in the dark easily but I might do better with sunlightThe TV just seems like outdated tech to me, I might pick it if it came with films, but I'm not interested in trying to watch things at the time they're onI don't know how much better luxury furniture could be than IKEA furniture, IKEA stuff is generally pretty good, and I can break my bed to get a new mattress whenever I wantI would choose the woman if I could talk to her and not have sex with her but it seems explicit that there's sex, also I can talk to the doctors, especially a mental health doctorI want to argue that I can ask for a book that is just blank pages so I can write but then no pen I guess, and I prefer audiobooks anyway, the computer is just better than the pen and paper too
>>224362407FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>224362410blog on
>>224362407screaming, he's stuck with handhelds
>>224362410>Zero capitals>Zero full stops>Every sentence a paragraphOh my days lad
just seen this thumbnail on youtube
>>224362423:) it's just how I type
toil of the gym done
People drink way too much. Just casually sipping booze all day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-uIVdQut7NwThe Hero of Lord of the Rings
>>224362443not enough
Life has felt so empty since 2020 that I'm unironically turning to Christian spirituality I can't deal with this demonic, godless, goyslop consumer society anymore. I need a higher power to guide me.
The Hero of Lord of the Rings
had an idea for a weapon ukraine could use against the so-called "ruzzians" (don't think that's how you spell it). dronesmercuryremote activated drip mechanismpublic airportdrones fly over grounded aircraftdrip a bit of mercuryfly over as many planes as possible, but don't drip mercury on them allmercury erodes aircraft materialsputin and russia freaking out big time, they don't know which planes have been affectedmillions of flights cancelledbillions of roubles lostukraine win the war
>>224362453It's gollem
>>224362450wish i could be religious but deep down i'd always be thinking "this is a load of shite"i enjoy tree of life by terence malick though, literal only movie that captures the sublime
>>224362302>NO WINDOWS >Windows for your apartment
>>224362450good lad
>>224362446probably the camera man cunt gets no recognition xx
>>224362302gym, bag of groceries, books depends on how bad the gruel is and if you can sustain lifting on it otherwise switch groceries for window
>>224362450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0-PGO4YD4
just found out aircraft have a protective coating that hides the aluminum therefore the mercury plan is a bustplan 2:frozen mercury knives, attached to dronesthe ukrainians fly over the airplanes, as air friction heats up the mercury knives, they melt, but not before the knives scratch the planes, exposing the aluminum, the mercury eats away at the aluminum, putin freaks out big time
>>224362467mate at this point in my life i'm willing to believe anything but what i need is a moral and spiritual framework
>>224362376whats up with japanese cunts and not being able to finish a storyi read this ended terribly, and i was thinking about how badly attack on titan ended toovery mysterious people, the japanese
Give stink
>>224362490what is this about?
>>224362302what's the point of torturing yourself for 10 years and only getting money in return
His hope and balls: crushed
>>224362302The situation is fucked because you can't go outside. fuck that. no sunshine, no walking around, no fresh air. (maybe the window option would give you a bit of that, but still)
>>224362515think of all the material objects you can buy!
had a profound conversation about God with chatgpt the other nighthe posited that the reason God would create a universe as expansive as ours, create life like human beings, then utterly ignore all of our desperate pleas for help, is that novelty and uniqueness is a valuable commodity for God (or the creator), and by interfering that novelty would be ruined.
>>224362510alri chocolate bar flag
>>224362512askjeeves down?
>>224362515I don't see it as torture, but I'm already a shut in, what would be torture for you?>>224362522I see it as more of an opportunity to get myself together, ten years to learn skills and stuff
>>224362531i was hoping you would tell me
dont think i could ever visit the middle eastthe squiggly lines everywhere would just trip me out
so would emma watdaughter be a man
>>224362536ive been to lebanonbeirut is a shithole but the insanely fit women make up for it
idiot yank doesn't know askjeeves is actually down permanently
>>224362531im up nowwas taking a nap
askjews
>>224362556grow up
*grows up*
>>224362302>choose the computer>forget to choose windows
askme
You guys want to rate women racially in a Django Unchained speech way on outer /int/ with me? Whittled it down to these but East Europoid is pretty good, they don't get enough love. Lappids and Sudanoids, I'll tell you what. They don't get nearly the love they deserve.
Because if it's not loveThen it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bombThe bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together
did you see that (utter shit movie or tv show)? it's amazingmad how many conversations go like that nowadays
>>224362568:)
>>224362534Originally written as an instruction manual for aspiring and monks and clergy in 1400s, gained popularity with normal people because it's so beautiful. Whole thing is succinct truthnukes, definitely better to actually read and contemplate than listen to as audio version
>>224362577the goycattle do be like that screaming
>>224362571pretty sure your entire shit nation revolves around worshipping sudanids
melania on the right
Should add Mass Effect race names to the mix
>>224362583ok thanksi'll try and listen to it before bed. 8 hours 45 minutes this will take me many months but i'll be sleeping good ahah
find cunts referring to themselves as "goy" embarrassing, literally the same shit blacks do with "nigger", dont see why you'd want to act like them
>>224362600goy solidarity
im a fucking goy chud
>>224362611grow up
>>224362604very cringe behaviourcall them kikes, dont call yourself goy
doing the goy porn dance
>>224362571MediterranidOrientalid ArmenoidIn that orderThere is no cure for brown fever
Charlie Kirk was kind of goy MLK
Wish there were a white only internet so we could be free of Yanks
>>224362613no that's antisemitic, I'm not antisemitic, I am a goy, a humble goy
>>224362622you're also a gimp
>>224362615Someone's got to have put these kinds of classification preferences on a dating profile, wonder how that shook out
think speedrunning is proof of the fact that
rorke tier list:rorkerorkeypopsrorkeypoppingtonrorkeypoppyplopps
>>224362628:( that hurts my goy feelings, I'm not a gimp, I'm a goymp
>>224362533>what would be torture for you?being locked in a room for 10 years with barely any amenities
rorke playing solitaire
>>224362571armenoids are prettyi like long faces
v> Filterv> Flag/^United States$/
Got my bum out
I come to you as a goy. A mere goy.
>>224362643you do get a lot of stuff, it's all furnished and you get 6 things from there, it'd be more than I have now
yeah nah I'm a manhuntahI always get my bloke, yeahSidney townhouse or the back-territoriesdoesn't matter none to meI get my bloke and I bring him to justice
>>224362641
>>224362678that rorke x
>>224362678god they are so pathetic
aussie horse moving to sydneigh from saddleaide
>>224362651Doesn't work on iPhone
>>224362678No excuse for the on on the right but clearly the left one is teething. Idiots
>>224362678what's he playing at
it's 5 o clock in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKjMt_q-jnU
any erectile dysfunction due to years of daily masturbation and porn man in
>>224362703ktim
jewboy got a point... he does have a point indeed...!
>>224362703You mean with women?
>>224362703errrryh
and sometoimes they, want to escape justice, yeh?well a pellet-action shotgun pointed at a confident angle at themwill stop most of their attempts, in moy experience
>>224362720why the fuck do english cunts allow these subhumans to kick about their cities
A 6,000-year-old civilization never knows defeat...
>>224362703https://youtu.be/krvbKF32Okoshould sort you out
>>224362734The Celts are decent lads mate come on
>>224362734what do you think should happen
>>224362754the iranian-made lego propaganda didn't appeal to me much but these chinese AI ones are good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGY0_pgkv8
>>224362720shocking behaviour
>>224362754wish the yanks would just go full total war and obliterate iran, fuck the lot of them honestlywhy are the jews pissing about
right well thats me watching america first then isnt it
shave and coffee
>>224362778same x
>>224362778not american though are you
>>224362784dont care
>>224362778a clue gained. love Nick
>wish the yanks would just go full total war and obliterate iran, fuck the lot of them honestly>why are the jews pissing about
>>224362788>love Nickktim
>>224362778>>224362782>>224362785>>224362788yankbrained freakazoids
>>224362790dont like jews either tbf, wish all jews and muslims were deported to the middle east and then wall it all offutter gimps both of them
>>224362795fuck up leftypol
>dont like jews either tbf, wish all jews and muslims were deported to the middle east and then wall it all off>utter gimps both of them
>>224362807mentally colonised by cody
